"Not until I'm dead......and sometimes not even then." Love that plug.

@azidal3755

2 жыл бұрын

Always loved how self-aware the show could be!

5:01 - I love how Daniel (rightly) points out that O'Neill reading one of Carter's reports is less feasible than _a temporal loop._

@milkdrinker7

3 жыл бұрын

his facial expressions there are absolutely killing me

@Hawk_of_Battle

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, at this point in the show, he's already travelled to another dimension and back and also travelled through time as well. He understands a lot of crazy physics shit can happen, given enough time. But Jack reading a report from Carter? Nope! Not a fucking chance.

@campbell6669

Жыл бұрын

@@milkdrinker7 right? 💀💀💀

@DKNguyen3.1415

11 күн бұрын

@@milkdrinker7 The oozing incredulity.

Daniel was about to throttle Lorne when he said the artifacts were moved because they were in the way...

@Jokie155

3 жыл бұрын

The real reason why Lorne went to Atlantis.

@tomf3150

3 жыл бұрын

"Go to your happy place Daniel."

@OliverSG1

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I love how Jack just immediately knows he's about to lose his shit

@laurahibble5947

3 жыл бұрын

As an archaeologist, I relate to that moment on a spiritual level.

@Adam-eu5hi

3 жыл бұрын

as an archaeologist i can relate

Daniel went from bumbling nerd to sarcastic burn master. O'Neill went from military bad arse to smart arse. Love it. 😊

I love how when Daniel comes out half naked Bra'tac smiles and nods like "Ah, I see you do have muscles, I had always wondered."

@zippacna

2 жыл бұрын

That wasn't about his muscles...

@analise17

2 жыл бұрын

@@zippacna But it's so funny -- the idea that Bra'tac is proud of Danny's pecks makes it 2x as good. XD Like "Well done my friend, Teal'c has taught you how to work out well."

@sbaker8787

2 жыл бұрын

I love that scene I wish we had, had a scene about Teal'c's and Bra'tac's concern over Daniel's lack of muscle tone and how to go about doing that. It would have been hysterical.

@TobbeDraws

Жыл бұрын

@@zippacna it looks more as if bra'tac has his coming out :D

@Harteo3917

7 күн бұрын

@@TobbeDraws I've suspected since that scene he may swing both ways lol.

I swear, Daniel picked up some of Jack's sense of humor over the years.

2:09 I Love It! "this tastes like chicken" "So what's wrong with it?" "Its Macaroni and cheese"

@rcslyman8929

3 жыл бұрын

Sums up MREs in a nutshell.

@Deepingmind

2 жыл бұрын

@@rcslyman8929 We had "fudge" once that was chipped and crunchy like cereal flakes... this joke found me silly. lol

@IneaFaedyn

5 ай бұрын

​@@Deepingmindchocolate chips you say

Michael really created a whole set of body language and facial expressions for Daniel's character with quirks that are not his own if you've seen him as himself or in other roles. Great acting.

"Which way do the bullets go in?" say that while holding a knife. lol

@matthewhoffman9242

3 жыл бұрын

I actually teared up, first time I noticed that he had a knife when he asked

@wsconsn

3 жыл бұрын

Especially since at that point he’s a seasoned combat veteran.

@FutureReverberations

3 жыл бұрын

He was taking the piss. Obviously you never bring bullets to a knife fight.

@Rethaxian

3 жыл бұрын

The girl he was sassing was gonna laugh that's why they cut away lmao

'I just wanted to see if you'd chase me"

@TheGeekyandproud

3 жыл бұрын

alfkfjsjha that is one of my favorite moments

@englishatheart

Жыл бұрын

I'd chase that man everywhere. 😂

A master linguist, doctor of archeology, and an expert in mythology couldn’t come up with anything better that Oz?

@crackwitz

3 жыл бұрын

the wizard of oz was a running gag in the show. countless instances.

@ryank5424

3 жыл бұрын

Plus he was kinda put on the spot so I think we can let it slide. 😁

@ledrash6079

3 жыл бұрын

And the audience have to understand its funny.

@zippacna

3 жыл бұрын

Also the sigh from Jacob is not a sigh from selmak, I believe selmak was laughing so hard at that

@zippacna

3 жыл бұрын

@AckeyHacker that's my point selmak actually gets that reference

daniel literally gave sass to Q

Oh God the hostage thing is one of his best 😂. That was one of my favorite episodes.

@zippacna

3 жыл бұрын

I also love that scene but to be honest, the 'dont eyeball me' line would have been more effective if he had pointed the P90 at her instead of his finger

@antoniosalvatore7986

3 жыл бұрын

He Turned into O'Neill for a minute there

@lennartcolen8441

3 жыл бұрын

what episode was it

@Chris-hx3om

3 жыл бұрын

@@lennartcolen8441 "Bad Guys". Season 10, episode 16.

@lennartcolen8441

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chris-hx3om thanks

'There's no easy way to say this, Sam's just going to come out and say it.' Seen this line so many times, never heard Sam's response. I will admit, I haven't seen every episode.

@dereckguerra6863

3 жыл бұрын

scenes like this prove that they have a sibling relationship

@gerbillover3186

2 жыл бұрын

She looks very affronted, then tells Jack he's a clone. This is rom the epusode where Jack is inexplicably a teenager

"We drew straws......I lost."

Need I remind you Dr. Jackson of the dangers for earth Oh could you? ... Go slow!... savage

"Taste like chicken, but its supose to be mac & cheese." Welcome to MRE's in a nut shell.

Has anybody notices how between season 7 and 10, Michael shanks has really beefed up?

@talltroll7092

2 жыл бұрын

I think his stint on Burn Notice was around then too, which might have been part of it, but it is also part of Daniels development. In S1, he has to be forced to carry a pistol, but by about S6/S7, he's basically a SpecOps trooper, who happens to be pretty good at archaeology, too

@clairerusz2639

Жыл бұрын

I watched a comic con clip recently on KZread where he explained he got bored during the downtime while effects, etc were being set up for some scenes so he brought some weights to work. He said there ended up being a LOT of downtime that series but his wife liked the results 😘

Given how many times D Jackson has saved the Earth and thus America, fairly sure the founding fathers would be honored he wore their flag

9:00 “I killed you” “Why? “You were a Goa’uld spy” “…… a good reason”

@zippacna

Жыл бұрын

Daniel can't blame him for that one

Oh I miss this, never ages, jokes always gets smiles and laughs....it will take some excellent casting if this is made again....I for one will watch...

3:25 will always be one of my favourite moments in the series

@largeboy5577

3 жыл бұрын

I could not have said that with a straight face

@zippacna

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, I just wanted to see if you'd chase me.... I would have done the exact same thing to be honest

What? You where getting coffee?!!? One of my favorite Danielisms.

That moment when you realize that a Warehouse 13 actor was in a Stargate episode and then immediately start trying to think of crossover possibilities

@Melfukor

3 жыл бұрын

And Eureka Actors too... Do you really want that crossover?

@razorcloud1

2 жыл бұрын

@@Melfukor YES

2:09 the disgust on his face and in his voice is just amazing

Daniel: It's a long story Everyone in the room: HOW LONG IS IT?

@mirafilipova3576

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe they are thinking that he doesn't need to put clothes to tell them

10:45: bra'tac approves

@mahiro-san6862

3 жыл бұрын

indeed

@BlackDiamond2718

3 жыл бұрын

We all did.

@mattakins3422

2 жыл бұрын

Daniel...of Muscles...

Anyone else agree he was cuter with long hair?

@teresafinch7790

3 жыл бұрын

O yes definitely, absolutely, 100% yes..

@MJDBrokenHeartedSoul

3 жыл бұрын

You and me both... so love him and the long hair....💜💜💜💜

@largeboy5577

3 жыл бұрын

he looked like more of a nerd

@gerbillover3186

3 жыл бұрын

Oooh yes... So much better with the long hair, and even cuter in the original move.

The episode with Vala almost killed me. Especially the part right before she took off the helmet and was trying to seduce him. His face when he thought it was an actual super soldier....ROFL!

Anyone else think Daniel Jackson was hot?

@no1mafiaman

3 жыл бұрын

Hell, I'm strait and thought he was good looking.

@BlackDiamond2718

3 жыл бұрын

It was more of his intelligence that I found cool. But he was fit.

@georgecottell6616

2 жыл бұрын

No, but Vala Mal Doran is smokin'! 😉

@zethcader6478

2 жыл бұрын

@@no1mafiaman Good ol' "I'm straight, but"

@astrinymris9953

Жыл бұрын

Yes! I could literally watch Daniel Jackson forever.

People think that adding comedy into serious Sci-Fi was invented by Marvel Studios 🤷

bra'tac givin him the once over haha

Aww, I was waiting for a certain swiss submarine quote.

@zippacna

2 жыл бұрын

So it occasionally catches fire but it keeps perfect time?

@tomwhone9804

7 ай бұрын

Good memory, great line!

I love how most of this is just him being sassy.

I was waiting for the bayonet ("Which end do the bullets go in?"). I always loved it. The hostage one is also always at the top of my list For Fan V. There is (as far as I know) an uncaught/referenced joke in the show (At least I've never seen anyone reference it). It's the episode where Loki kidnaps and clones O'Neil. The team ties down Loki as the real O'Neil awakens and asks "What's going on?" If you listen closely to Daniel's answer, he doesn't say 'Asgard', he emphasizes the 's' and says "Assgard". Subtle but funny.

(5:46) I feel a lot better knowing an archaeologist is watching our backs. Daniel: Yeah which way do the bullets go in again? (Holds up a combat knife) i died laughing😂😂😂

With all the times Daniel Jackson used a Sarcophagus why does he still need glasses?

@Shiirow

3 жыл бұрын

he thinks they make him look clever.

@marcniehoff6121

3 жыл бұрын

The effects aren't permanent

@jackbrown8052

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcniehoff6121 Not true. Daniel Jackson and Jack O'Neill have both been killed and brought back to like by a sarcophagus. So its healing powers are permanent.

@werthersunoriginal7885

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackbrown8052 my theory is that it's genetic, and that the sarcophagus doesn't heal preexisting conditions.

@brokecodes9549

3 жыл бұрын

bad eyes are not necessarily bad because they aren't healthy

love him

"Why were you running?" "Oh I just wanted to see if you'd chase me" 😂

I love Daniel's little/mini freak out during the episode of Bad Guys

I have always loved Daniel ❤

@tomwhone9804

7 ай бұрын

My wife and best friend's wife both loved Daniel too. He seemed to do particularly well with the female demographic.

Great video! These dialogues are why I loved the show - so funny, and such likeable characters. You really picked the best stuff. This got me thinking - remember when they threw Daniel out of the show? What happened? Who did he piss off? Anyway, glad they brought him back.

@FanV

2 жыл бұрын

He wasn't thrown out, he left. because of artistic differences.

@swk3000

Жыл бұрын

Michael Shanks felt like the writers didn’t know what they were doing with his char, or didn’t like the direction they were taking his character (I’ve heard both versions), so he left for a season. After that season, they figured things out in a way Shanks was happy with and he came back.

This is an old video but on 3:26 they way he just said that "its just fantnating" made me remember me running from one school building to another school building so I can put two of something together. As my teacher panting behind me told me what's wrong and 5 or 6 me told them that "I just want to see how they look together that it."

Dang, how could you have not added the moment in the episode where, in the episode in which a day repeat itself, o'neil and teal'c are learning latin but swiftly swap to juggling with paper ball and then you see daniel (who has been teaching while writing on a blackboard for a couple minutes) turn himself and see them saying "Guys you getting this? 'Cause this is important ..."

my favorite moment would be "what kind of archeologist has a gun" *daniel from the back "i do..." *

8:02 is BEST GEM

0:08 This guy is the Duke Nukem of SG 1

My dream man. 🥰

1:55 YES JACK. I'M FAST ASLEEP.

"My name is Olo. Hans... Olo."

Maybe he read your report?

4.02 watch out danile that guy is a cylon lol

3:40 River Song, for one!

@manuelnunes1502

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

I play Jackson in my working life. Help being clever without showing it ! 😏

Still wondering (if I had a fever dream...) In what episode did O'Neill or Mitchell said to Daniel Jackson; "Daniel! Be Carter!"when Jackson had to think mathematical and spacial things because Carter was somewhere else.

I liked him more when he was the geeky type. Over time he became less like Daniel Jackson and more like Michael Shanks. He bulked up and even lost the glasses.

4:10 and that is how I discovered Kirsten Prout

3.42. what kinbd of archeologist does carry a weapen... eeeh i do. i still think its one of the best jokes in sg1 lol

You were getting coffee?!?!?!

I was hoping there would be at least a mention of the many times he died.

How do any of these people sleep well?

Why are these videos always so damn quiet?

Reddington is just

Hans Swolo 🤪

This doesn't have the best one. "Jack, don't be an ass." "Daniel?"

Just spottet Arthi from Warehouse (wasn't he in eureka too) Deputy Andy from Eureka?

What about the hilarious lines from Watergate?

@tbird2249

11 ай бұрын

But it's Swiss 😂

8:52 What episode is this clip from?

@FanV

2 жыл бұрын

season 8 Ep19 or 20. It's a two parts finale, so don't remember which one it is.

Q!!!!!!!!!

10:27 no I better not do that one that's if there's anything else

Omg Q

🤪

What episode is 4:47 does anyone know?

@FanV

3 жыл бұрын

If you mean the scene with the young girl, then it's 7x10 "Birthright".

How is it that no Hollywood actor has ever been taught trigger discipline OR finger high?

1:59 which episode , please

@tabeahadley7

3 жыл бұрын

S7E03 Fragile balance. It’s the one where Jack gets cloned.

@0:40 Is that Lorne? Or just a reused actor.

@kadindarklord

Жыл бұрын

Turns out, yes. That is Major Lorne. Side note, this is two years before Atlantis. He doesn't get promoted in six years?

In the first clip, isn't that flash gorden?

@TheLiam74

3 жыл бұрын

Reptis 74656 It is indeed.

@dragonsword7370

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

Honestly, SG-1 was at least as funny as Red Dwarf, taken as a whole.

which episode is 5:40?

@FanV

3 жыл бұрын

Ep. Window of Opportunity

@kevinrey5033

3 жыл бұрын

I meant 5:30. there was a typo

@FanV

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinrey5033 Umm that is still the same scene though

geez the audio is so bad, i cant even hear it.

@ppem1988

3 жыл бұрын

Get some good speakers then lol I can hear it perfect on a mobile phone sat next to a busy road

Niet!

@pampell474

3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean russian no нет ??

waffle club

clips with in clips not even a full movie not even a full episode of a clip thumbs down fan v utube thumbs down

@FanV

2 жыл бұрын

You're funny! You give thumbs down for it being what it's suppose to be. LOL It's like giving a comedy movie thumbs down for being a comedy. 🤣