My favourite line will always be, the arctic stargate, Sam snuggling up to keep him warm and O'Neill says "that is my side arm, I swear" and Sam giggles.

@kaboom-zf2bl

Жыл бұрын

i loved the mcgyver jab from carter when in antartica

"Now we die." "...Well that's a bad plan."

"Did I not say that your plan would be unsuccessful" The most Teal'c "I told you so" ever

@gokou00716

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@paulmichaelfreedman8334

Жыл бұрын

Teal'c's best tongue twister: "Daniel Jackson's preliminary encephalogram proved anomalous." I dare ya to say it. again.

"Carter, I can see my house" "General Hammond, request premission to beat the crap out of this man" LOL!

@Ruosteinenknight

4 жыл бұрын

The best part was Hammond didn't respond but just gave long look to Mayborne, making it look like he was seriously considering it.

@paulmichaelfreedman8334

Жыл бұрын

@@Ruosteinenknight The Anti-Bromance between O'Neill and Maybourne was epic.

The look of confusion and surprise on Bratacs face when the grenades are just let go.. is pure joy.

@laughablelarry9243

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Pittard now we die

My Dad used to say "for cryin' out loud", and I picked it up myself, so whenever I hear O'Neill say it too, I feel it!

Jack: "so help me if I wake up and I'm singing soprano"

@Miss-nono

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣😂

General Hammond: "Colonel O'Niell What the hell are you doing?!" Jack: "IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACK SWING!!" yeah, I loved that line in that episode too!

@pinkmagicali

4 жыл бұрын

I think is a favourite line of most people. Lol. I personally like Urgo randomly saying “woof”.

O'Neill: "I'm telling you Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it." Teal'c: *raises eyebrow* O"Neill: "Loose it. It mean, go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties, three fries short of a happy meal... WACKO!!!" God, I love that scene so much XD

@55Quirll

3 жыл бұрын

Love that episode, I think they all had blast making it.

@HowDidIGet3700Subs

2 жыл бұрын

*lose it

LOL love the look on Maybournes face as if he's asking "You're not going to let him are you?"

"You know I'd like to take the opportunity to say that this is a very poorly designed bomb and I think we should say something to somebody when we get back."

2:22 the look on bra'tac's face it looks like he was looking forward to climbing down several decks to the shield generators but Jack ruined that for him.

O' Neill: "What Now?" Bratac: "Now we Die" O' Neill: "WELL THAT'S A BAD PLAN...."

@kaboom-zf2bl

Жыл бұрын

well jack lying thats for sure

permission granted 😂😂😂

making funniest moment videos for this character is difficult because 97% of what he says is hilarious in some way

The unsung heroes of Stargate: Walter and Silas.

@gerardmdelaney

Жыл бұрын

Good NCOs keep an organization running.

Clich'e but from O'neills mouth: "Carter, I can see my house!"

Jack: now what? Bretac: now we die Jack: well thats a bad plan ._. ...

For me this is one of the most perfect ways to write comedy spots into a serious action scifi show. These writers new how to place the comedy spots in so that they would not hurt but only enhance the show's entertainment. Now if only the so called writers of Marvels Shield would wake up and learn so that the show won't be cancelled .

O'Neill: General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man. *Lengthy Pause* General Hammond: Do it!

Jack: "General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man." ROFL Great clips. Miss Jack/RDA so much!!!!!.

@borgduck

9 жыл бұрын

B Thomp "MISS?", what do you mean? And I acknowledge the fact that I don't want to know the answer.

@dreed100

8 жыл бұрын

+borgduck he misses jack.

@borgduck

8 жыл бұрын

dreed100 How ironic. The actor who plays General Hammond, appeared on a transmitted episode of Highlander, as a bad guy, as you wrote this!

@tuscan9617

6 жыл бұрын

Permission granted!

Jack and teal’c getting stuck in the loop was my favorite episode!

"The shield generators are far below, we must climb down sevel decks, through the bowls of the ship, and then taking our weapons, we must...." Looks at jack as he grabbing a couple grenades... probably in his head... what... is he doing?? Jack's thoughts are probably, Ain't nobody got time for that 😂😂😂

5:35 "General Hammond, permission to beat the crap out of this man." "Permission granted. GO GET HIM COLONEL!!"

I love the fact he has enough restraint to ask permission first. Although I do prefer Teal'c line to him Maybourne: Teal'c, it's good to see you well. Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you. Maybourne: (visibly afraid) Well... that's interesting.

Honestly, a supercut of the first seven seasons from beginning to end is the only real way to include everything, but I doubt KZread has enough bandwidth for that.

I miss this show so much!!!! Great video!

MISS & WORSHIP THIS SHOW! like an unofficial god.

@AliceSparrow100

8 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, me too!!

Last line was impecable

He certainly brightens up the show!

@jackgibs5855

7 жыл бұрын

borgduck ...Sarah Jane??

@jackgibs5855

7 жыл бұрын

borgduck.... Sarah Jane??

“So help me, if I wake up and I’m singing soprano” “Carter, I can see my house”

I love the last line. It's priceless.

"hey pops"

"General Hammond, request premission to beat the crap out of this man" - I see O`neill u are one to speak his mind

2:36 that was my FAVORITE episode

"In the middle of my back swing!"

i love Jack O'Neill

Is it bad I can still pretty much quote this show word for word.?

They missed " IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?????? " epic

xD One of my favourite lines, because it's so believeable! :D

i aplaude jack for his tolerance, i woulda mayfart before now!

best show of all time !!

I love the music in Window of Opportunity

Gen. Hammond: Permission granted Jack, start beating away!😊😊😊😊

3 frys short of a happy meal....yep, that pretty much explains it for me at this point in time 😊

"Wacko!"😄

Please tell me permission was granted. 🤣

Permission granted

Careful! Be careful.

When I saw the mustard ketchup face for the first time I laughed so much I had to sky plus the preceding 5 minuets because I missed it.

Mayborn was a brilliant character, him and O'Neill were excellent when on screen together. I suspect that like "Cancer Man/CGB Spender" in the X-Files, Mayborn was never meant to be as important or feature as much as he did...it just turned out that way due to character popularity/fan interest.

permission granted XD

Permission Granted

Where did you take the videos from? The quality 's great! Oh , and by the way I really enjoyed this vid , thanks

Even if the tape had worked you'd still use up just as much time because you have to listen to it....

ok... who disliked this.......

@GhostBear3067

7 жыл бұрын

Parfett44 Apophis, Ba'al, Anubis, Hathor... The lists of candidates goes on...

@rebeccaadams2509

6 жыл бұрын

Parfett44 Klorel, Ra, especially Ra. I think he hit the button a few times😀😂

At 4:44, Jack is wearing his ID (dog) tags incorrectly. Didn't the show have a military advisor?

@HUNKragor

4 жыл бұрын

How so?

@stevepettersen3283

4 жыл бұрын

@@HUNKragor One tag goes on the long chain, the second tag goes on a second short chain which is then suspended from the long chain. 17 years in uniform, I know.

@HUNKragor

4 жыл бұрын

@@stevepettersen3283 I don't doubt that, I just don't know that. Thanks.

true...

I always wondered why the Goa’uld tried capturing SG1 every time instead of just executing them while SG1 always came out shooting

I agree :P

So help me if I wake up singing soprano

WACKO! The paper plate mustard ketchup face, always funny. Try it some time (especially with a child fussing annoying everyone, public or at home.)

Jack O'Niel funny moments.... You might as well play the whole show

Last scene, which episode is that from?

Carter, I can see my house!

@narutoandavatarrocks I'm preety sure its this - Clip 1 - Within the serpents grasp Clip 2 - seth Clip 3 - Windows OF Opportunity Clip 4 - The Serpents Lair Clip 5 is again from Windows OF Opportunity Clip 6 - Seth again Clip 7 Failsafe Clip 8 - I think its from Bane

Now in SUPERPOTATOVISION.

Mayborn

How many times did he say it? O'Neill, 2 "L's"

@jimmayykinney

7 жыл бұрын

James Clarke actually, there's a good reason for that In the earlier Stargate movie, the credits had O'Niel, with ONE L

@JayeMallard619

7 жыл бұрын

I can think of only 3.. In S2E9(Secrets) when he tells the reporter that if he's gonna go ahead with the story, he wants him to get one thing right, "It's O'neill, with 2 "l"s. There's another Col. O'neil with only one "l". He has no sense of humor at all" (which was probably a nudge at the O'neill Kurt Russell played in the feature), then in S5E10(2001) at the end when Kinsey is bitching and threatening O'neill with an investigation, to which he replies "That'd be fine. "O'neill", with two "l"s" (while holding up 3 fingers.. ;)), and then in S6E6(Abyss) when Baal asks him his name and he says "Col. Jack O'neill, U.S. air force. 2 "l"s in that."

Hey paps

OMG LOL I hang my head in shame 8(

can you list all the eps that u used? ty!

can u get the ori stories or season 9 - 10

1:45 5:23 Best ones😂😂😂😂😂

Здравствуйте,далеко не Ba,al.

Mmmm. Mmmmmmmm. Probably shouldn't. Mmmmmm.

Well, maybe not in this particular video, but the technology was invented in 1970-1985. Also CRT monitor does not mean that it is not touchscreen: watch?v=KULQbw_OWQ8

1:49

wtf was this recorded on? an android?

I love O'Nil. Translate to Ukraine or Russia. Please

The Quality is Ass.

O'Niell Two L's!