join me on twitter in my never ending quest to try and get sponsored by rainforest cafe, @tomatoanus

@lowscots3

4 жыл бұрын

I like the way you handled the extra unspoken lines but it would be pretty convenient if you popped an asterix each time they came up so I wouldn't have to read ahead or think about missing any. Great vid though

@2SeizeTheDay

4 жыл бұрын

I highly encourage everyone to go and support Dongus Minimus in the vod of his Fallout 4 any% on the ESA (European Speedrunners Assembly) channel from a week ago. Great organization, great commentary, and a great run.

@Vassermane

4 жыл бұрын

But I thought you go with TomatoanGus now?

@cannotcompute

4 жыл бұрын

rainforest cafe is shit, I ate there at disney world and have never been more disappointed in my life

@thewhiterabbit2019

4 жыл бұрын

what was the company that would've sponsored you?

*cuts stuff out of the script to make time for jimmy neutron reference* This pleases me

@steppecist2928

4 жыл бұрын

I cried when i learnt patrick stewart was actually in jimmy neutron

@jujuyee2534

4 жыл бұрын

@@steppecist2928 hol up..

@doxxdeeznuts4982

4 жыл бұрын

@caseyleenb

4 жыл бұрын

realistically, it's because he didn't have enough time to explain a glitch, but had extra time and figured "hey why not?" but i much prefer the idea that tommy cut a whole ass glitch explanation just for that JN reference.

"Sandy also worked with me on the script to make sure it was accurate as possible" "Sandy goes to stand in the chains to show us how he's into BDSM" >Nice.

@Johnny2Starz

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@captainmattypat2646

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@agentcorgi2995

4 жыл бұрын

Have your 1,000th like sir

@michaelblasko2406

4 жыл бұрын

@@agentcorgi2995 oh sick. Thank you!

@DustinKrizan

4 жыл бұрын

"After he unnecessarily kills 2 goblins, we remember how he was into sadism with the chains"

Florida Man goes on massive skooma binge, accidentally saves universe

@eldrifto_

4 жыл бұрын

I died laughing

@urielseptim910

4 жыл бұрын

Edit: Allegedly couldn't do 1 + 1

@vitalykoltsov9956

4 жыл бұрын

Typical bit of TES lore.

@DonkeyDongs9000

4 жыл бұрын

tweaker any%

@JustAnotherMatt420

4 жыл бұрын

Florida man is by far my favorite thing about the internet. I always imagine this fucked up super hero just causing shenanigans all over earth.

Ah yes, Dongus Minimus, my favorite Roman emperor, known for his distinct lack of heirs.

@ZefVolk

4 жыл бұрын

He was assassinated by his life-long rival, Biggus Dickus.

@jansenart0

4 жыл бұрын

AKA TomatoanGus

@LifeisPain6969

4 жыл бұрын

He has a wife, you know. Incontinentia Buttocks.

@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer

4 жыл бұрын

Roman Emporers weren't kings. they didn't have airs

@Skishe

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZefVolk i love that reference

"Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves." M'aiq has seen the speedrun.

this guy just vored ~350 skoomas, they arent called high elves for nothing i guess.

@no_opinion1065

2 жыл бұрын

snoop dogg

"hey how tall are you?" "bout 0.98 to 1.0 oblivion height units"

@SteveIsHavingMC

4 жыл бұрын

high elves: lmao manlets

@jimbean5962

4 жыл бұрын

My new tinder bio

@amuserearflap1031

3 жыл бұрын

1m is 70GU according to a nexus guide. Antman

@no_opinion1065

2 жыл бұрын

tch too tall for an imperial

"Sandy pushes Sean Bean to safety and looks for an angry face because that's how we know when more enemies will spawn." This sounds so silly but also like a so well thought out tactic that I can't help but laugh.

24:04 Another Oblivion Gate opens in Bruma. Burd : I learned this from the Saviour of Kvatch... *chugs 8 skoomas and sprints full speed into the portal, teleporting to the final door*

@shingshongshamalama

4 жыл бұрын

Teleporting through a spontaneous lockpicking minigame that appears out of thing air.

@drumkommandr9779

3 жыл бұрын

Skooma is suddenly, disastrously legalized, setting up the insane and absolutely infeasible end of defeat at the hands of some emo antisemitic altmer.

@no_opinion1065

2 жыл бұрын

skooma rate rises to 100%

Imagine being a dremora guarding the sigil stone and you witness it get absolutely yoinked by a blue elf with hand cuffs on

He has learnt from our technique, and will be able to close any additional gates near Bruma. "So yes, what we have to do is achieve CHIM through calculated Skooma overdose, manipulate time and space, and we can just close the gate instantly. Trust me, I saw the Champion of Cyrodiil do it and it worked out fine."

7:44 in 17 minutes - I will explain the Scroll duping glitch Literally 24:44 - So about that glitch...

@ZERO-tv5zg

4 жыл бұрын

Time is a mere suggestion to Angus

@JEST3R_

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZERO-tv5zg Angus? Don't you mean Dongus?

The Gods gave Jauffre two hands and he uses them both for his weapon. I can respect that

Ah yes, oblivion speed runs, or as I like to call ex convict doing an insane amount of drugs and frolics through hell

@stufhnimeanstuff1702

4 жыл бұрын

that actually makes a lot of sense

@johngleeman8347

4 жыл бұрын

How the Skooma Fiend saved Tamriel.

@joycebirrey725

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes holy shit

@TheXell

4 жыл бұрын

So when you do drugs you DO go to hell *before* you die.

@destubae3271

3 жыл бұрын

Morrowind but with Oblivion gates

"Popping an 8 stack" sounds like cracking open a cold one with the bois for alcoholics

@PHAToregon

4 жыл бұрын

Michaelkpp an alcoholic now confirms this to be true.

@Bensaves

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Tuesday in Queensland

@thesuperpunmaster6369

4 жыл бұрын

Poppin a 6 stack would make more sense for beer

@rinisboosted2002

3 жыл бұрын

@rot and decay *remembers cold ones is how to basics yt channel* Hell yeah

Oblivion speedruns in 5 words, "Your Intelligence has been damaged".

@artemislogic5252

4 жыл бұрын

skellington

@dracowolf80

4 жыл бұрын

Joke really would have been good if you’d have purposely left out 1 of the 5 words 😂

@CErra310

4 жыл бұрын

Oblivion in general tbh

@thnkng

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like the skooma is damaging their intelligence so much that it wraps around And they're the smartest person on the fucking planet and they use magic to teleport *between planes of oblivion.*

@knightofcydonia1192

3 жыл бұрын

@@dracowolf80 "Your Intelligence has damaged".

These speedrun commentaries are some of the best content on KZread rn.

@_KimJong-un_

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@FUCKNOLO

4 жыл бұрын

Yt is just everywhere rn lmao

@therealfriday13th

2 жыл бұрын

A year later, it's still true.

@psnsirspanks

Жыл бұрын

Just finding this content, great stuff

@TheNikRad

10 ай бұрын

@@FUCKNOLO utf Utility I you ut you ûïuuuttu u u uyy

Wait, you can convince Umbra to give you her sword peacefully? Oh. You mean 'that' kind of conversation..

Thank you Mr. Dongus Minimus, this upload helped me forget the violent death of my grandmother in an industrial accident.

@ramrodbldm9876

4 ай бұрын

Hahahahahahahahah

i like the cute little twirl baurus does near the end of the sewer

@Outpox

4 жыл бұрын

Good run man, that was entertaining! :-) Thanks to both of you for the video.

@Saukkomestari

4 жыл бұрын

How many hours do you reckon you've spent on Oblivion?

@sandyXrta

4 жыл бұрын

@@Saukkomestari Livesplit says 10 days, 19 hours, 4 minutes and 44 seconds. Even more than that playing it casually on steam, and with other categories

@nikta8587

4 жыл бұрын

can we get a tutorial on how to make that beautiful sonic face?

Oh yes, the one problem with bashing a hard spiky lamp while gliding through air at blinding speed drugged out of your skull through Ayleid catacombs is that you can bounce down and you are going take nasty fall damage from the vertical speed that was imparted through your I'm-blue-da-da-dee-da-da-da forehead. Makes sense.

Im sure i aint the only one who uses these videos as asmr to fall asleep

@ly-yx1rk

4 жыл бұрын

I've never seen the end of a tomatoanus video

@Koqes

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one

@AwesomeDude799

Жыл бұрын

Nope. Doing it right now. Lol

@shiraynui9856

Жыл бұрын

Watching it once to see it in all it's glory before using it to fall asleep. That's how it's done.

I like how you slowly progressed from actually just commentating runs too having very witty sneak jokes about things and sarcastic humor

@fxcksap2494

4 жыл бұрын

That’s character development

@themanwiththepan

4 жыл бұрын

"Once the final blade takes a knee" was what got me

I have no idea how he said “give him back his drip” without even chuckling. Fucking legend

I love just how detached the npc’s are from what you’re doing

@VortechBand

4 ай бұрын

Nothing I'd like to talk about

this really doesn't feel like forty minutes

Retroactively justified homicide is my favorite kind.

I lost my shit when I saw the characters name was sonic from the load menu

@Chubby_Lemon

4 жыл бұрын

How did you not notice when it was a blue boi that's always going fast

@no_opinion1065

2 жыл бұрын

gotta go fest

So basically, tamriel was saved by an ex con hopped up on skooma.

Imagine, if you will, a being that's absolutely high on skooma landing on your desk at school then swiping your textbook and making a mad dash for the exit. All of this happens in approximately 1 second.

@amatsu-ryu4067

2 жыл бұрын

I would clap as if I had just finished witnessing the best musical performance ever.

"Skellington"

You say Bravil in such a way I thought you were meme-ing it to Bruh-ville.

I can’t not hear “bruh-vil” when you say Bravil.

@shanek6764

4 жыл бұрын

thought it was the only one

@officialromanhours

3 жыл бұрын

Project Bravil instead of bringing you back to life, it just makes its name a bruh moment

I remember finding the scroll duplication exploit accidentally as a kid. Oblivion is a brilliant game. Perhaps best ever.

I love how almost 1/4 of the run is the tutorial. Ah, elder scrolls.

It's only fitting that the Hero of Kvatch would consume an 8 stack of skooma, blitz through the Oblivion gate and close it in about a minute, and later become Sheogorath the Daedric Prince of Madness.

"the Daedra begin their invasion by sending their initial charge of a whopping three enemies" . Nice start there Dagon..........

Really good job as always tomatoangus

I am in such awe of how honest you are, as well as how you always stick to your principles. I love that you stick to doing the mental health segment every video and even say that you're going to keep doing it no matter what anyone says, and even dropping a sponsor because of things coming to light??? It's so refreshing and even if I disagreed with what you do in these situations, I'd still admire the fact that you're staying true to yourself

"Which we promptly YOINK" xD

14:23 "You cannot drink any more potions" *immediately drinks 4 more skooma*

Have you heard of the High Elves? They have the "Dongus Maximus".

@smergthedargon8974

4 жыл бұрын

Objectively incorrect. The only way you can tell the difference between a flat-chested female elf and a male is that her penis is likely bigger.

@smergthedargon8974

4 жыл бұрын

Death to elves, glory to scalekind.

@smergthedargon8974

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, those who willingly submit shall be spared. Those who don't (and elves) are to be cleansed from this plane.

24:36 God of governance, bane of libertarians and ancaps.

@vc8749

4 жыл бұрын

You kinda forgot about Anarchists.

@smergthedargon8974

4 жыл бұрын

Ancaps are anarchists.

@vc8749

4 жыл бұрын

@@smergthedargon8974 Ancaps are anarchists but they are not capital A Anarchists.

@smergthedargon8974

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, I'm sorry my joke doesn't meet your rigid specifications.

@vc8749

4 жыл бұрын

I was trying to make your joke better but okay.

"He must use the power of his lineage" SONO CHI NO SADAMEEEEE JOOOOOOOOOOJO

I love how dinky and silly the big daedra invasion is. A handful of dudes standing in front of a gate.

25:00 Low Quality Foliage in pc games is always so funny, when you’re moving fast it looks like the trees are trying to get out of your way

@XaneMyers

4 жыл бұрын

Games that use paper-thin images for objects will do that. It does look silly, especially because of the way the images rotate to face the camera. It's hard to explain, but compare the trees here to the ones in Doom and you'll see how better the ones there are than the self-aware rotating trees here. The trees in Oblivion are normally 3D models that become images at far distances, but this speedrun probably set all graphical settings to the lowest options, disabling foliage models completely.

Just wanted to say that your narration style and deadpan delivery really elevates the jokes to another level. This is comedy gold.

That's definitely a "High" elf.

Wow I just realized how funny it is that Jauffre is working together with Martin Septim. Martin Septim is voiced by Sean Bean, who played Ned Stark in Game of Thrones. In Game of Thrones, Joffrey (which is pronounced the same as Jauffre) orders the execution of Ned Stark, but in Oblivion, they are allies. Idk if the producers read the ASOIAF books, but I think this is a funny coincidence

*Sandy Immediately pops an 8 stack*

Oh wow, I couldn't have clicked on this video fast enough! Oblivion is one of my favorite games, and I'm so disappointed that when looking up speedruns, the main ones are just the "skip to the temple" end ones to trigger the final quest. It's so nice to see all this in depth and explained and learn a little more about Oblivion

I love Oblivion, it's still to this day my favorite elderscrolls game! Great video, I always wonder how in the world do y'all find all this stuff out!

Ngl Chief, you really sounded like an automated voice off google in the beginning.

9:40 "we're about to dupe the skooma" *_DUPE THE SKOOMA_* That really rolls off the tongue. It sounds like a really dope name for a kind of shitty 90's 2nd-wave ska/reggae band though.

@Asdayasman

4 жыл бұрын

The only reason they're shitty is because they're not third wave.

@carlcoldinglaursen8178

4 жыл бұрын

Duub da Skumah, mon

@no_opinion1065

2 жыл бұрын

dupe dupe duuuupe da skooma

"Captain Burd learns from out technique" Everyone says oblivion NPC's aren't smart, but he just watched sonic teleport and instantly close the door and he perfectly understands

I love how the character punches people to get them to speak faster. XD

@VeryEvilGM

4 жыл бұрын

I've seen people doing that in real life too.

love your vids man. Also I really appreciate the commentary-articulate, concise, funny. Some of the best on youtube.

I've watched so many sppedruns world record history's speedrun explained and never came across your channel today I randomly typed speedrun explained in the search bar( I was extremely bored) and proceeded to find your channel needles to say I subbed keep up the great work

you don't really get how much gibberish is in this game until you say "the mysterium xarxes was written by mehrunes dagon to make mahgjanrkurlanf spawn in the mahgjanrkurlanf paradise"

I love how this dude constantly sounds like he is stifling laughter

Oh yes, my favorite place in this game B R U H V I L L E

I'm sorry but as a person who has never played any elder scrolls games, the phrase "then we head to bruhville to get some skooma" is possibly the best sentence I've ever heard

The initial sponsor was NordVpn wasn't it

@Yaaa234

4 жыл бұрын

ExpressVPN more likely, but ya you know why

@coltonc8562

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Baumruk I actually don't know why can someone tell me?

@Yaaa234

4 жыл бұрын

@@coltonc8562 kzread.info/dash/bejne/iYp4s6eolZnAh7w.html

Ok Burd closing the gates is easy, just break the laws of time and space and take a fuckton of Skooma. See? Easy.

Dongus minimus 😂😂 I LOVE these speedrun explained videos. Keep up the good work man! Subscribed.

This mad speed and load warping is beautiful. Its like a normal Oblivion playthrough but your stand is "Made in Heaven."

This video was bizarrely really good to almost fall asleep to like i didnt want to but i was watching on my phone and as soon as i turned the screen away for a bit boom nearly asleep. Love your voice man

“The Jay Leno looking Sean Bean” Great now I can never unsee it

Awesome speedrun and an incredible narration! Properly lol’d out loud a few times. Big fan

I love it! Hope there's more potential for interesting Oblivion speedruns.

Dude love everything you produce, please keep it up you have a great sense of humor! I look forward to your uploads!

Just wanted to say that your commentaries are so great and fun to listen to. Thank you for existing Dongus Minimus

Martin Septim: We need two Deadric Prince artifacts and the blood of a god. Hero of Kvatch: On it 10 minutes later Martin sees a cracked out blue blur dump the artifacts and the BLOODY ARMOR OF TIBER SEPTIM on the table and leave.

I can't believe I sat through this entire thing. but it was totally worth it. I like your referring to the amulet of kings as "his drip"

Big thanks to you and collabing runners for making these runs so accessible to a wider audience, really great work!

Hey Tomatoanus, I just wanted to let you know that your videos are really awesome and fun to watch. Thank you for making great content!

I love your videos man they're so chill and calming but also funny

Morale of the story: Elder Scrolls lore is really weird.

@no_opinion1065

2 жыл бұрын

2nd one: If ever high on skooma, save the universe

@Wveth

2 жыл бұрын

3rd: Bethesda has no idea how to take advantage of the amazing lore when writing main quests and everything just comes down to "save the world from bad guy"

I really appreciate that your videos always have captions

I love your videos they actually explain what’s going on.

Great video, even with longer speedrun you can manage to explain and joke maintaining viewers' attention, well done

I was never interested in speed running until I watched your videos. Thanks for explaining everything! It's so much fun seeing people break these games 😂

Haven’t seen a video in a while, crazy to see you’re about to hit 100k good shit homie

Another awesome speedrun explanation video keep at it

Idk what it is but I love this type of video I love being able to understand all the crazy shit in speed runs.

20:57 Can we all just take a moment of silence for the shattered ego of Mankar Camoran at that moment

Oblivion Speedruns, aka killing people to steal their stuff while running through the hills doing drugs then standing around for hours.

Cracked-out Meeseeks accidentally saves the world from demons while on massive Skooma bender.

I somehow never realized that Patrick Stewart voiced King Goobot. Subscribed.

I love how dry your commentary is.

@SuperSuccessfulTroll

3 жыл бұрын

bro he wrote a script LOL

@fortidogi8620

2 жыл бұрын

it adds so much to the jokes when theyre delivered deadpan

The Elder Scrolls IV: Mankar Camoran's Shenanigans. Awesome video, always love seeing Oblivion again.

These speedrun coverage videos are some of the best on the whole site.

Imagine you're just doing cult stuff and a High Elf with *major* crackhead energy yeets onto your podium, steals your book, and does one before you even know what's happened.

"Today in Tamriel news, local escaped convict becomes addicted to meth and ends demonic invasion in 40 minutes."

Great content as always 😁

_Elder Scrolls Morrowind 2:_ *Skooma Destruction:* Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying & Love The CHIM™

That “mean left hook” at 22:15 is great haha

I think you're really funny and clever and like listening to your videos for those clever quips when i fall asleep.

"which we promptly YOINK" lmfao