lol this guy doesnt even know that zelda isnt the main character, zelda is the name of the city this takes place in. go let him know and flame him on twitter for it @tomatoanus

@ItzMuff1n

3 жыл бұрын

dude mario is the best character in the game tbh

@steveweast475

3 жыл бұрын

He lives

@bmogsy967

3 жыл бұрын

um no its called Legend of Zelda duh

@lolwarren4218

3 жыл бұрын

Mario is my favorite city in lego starwars

@ellyam991

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you are trolling, Zelda is the name of the sword

FOR THE LAST TIME it's zelda's MONSTER!

@davidreeding9176

3 жыл бұрын

10/10 my man

@longgreasy1595

3 жыл бұрын

Oh God it’s killing me to hear it over and over again

@naleck2922

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for the comment talking about link being called Zelda and now I just can't stop laughing.

@JMarchel

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was being original but your delivery is so much better

@magnusm4

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a Frankenstein's Monster reference?!

Silly Tomato, the protagonist is actually named Breath of the Wild.

@byt3_tm

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong, it's Hey. Hey Listen

@wildmoose3979

3 жыл бұрын

Bro that's a common misconception, the protagonist is actually named *wild breathing*

@sagapulastation1711

3 жыл бұрын

You're all wrong, the protagonist doesn't have a name

@BlackScreenProductions125

3 жыл бұрын

@@wildmoose3979 are you referencing what I think you're referencing?

@Erksah68

3 жыл бұрын

No its "the Wild" you see him breathing when its cold.

Another tip that isn't mentioned in this run: If you wait to skip the monks dialogue until after the lines fade away it will save time as the loading screen is faster. Not really sure how you missed this since it's such a big part of the run...

@PJ-he5zk

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it would have been really helpful if he mentioned that at least once :/

@hidden1319

3 жыл бұрын

Wait

@AcIdBARRY

3 жыл бұрын

sure but did you know that if you wait to skip the monks dialogue until after the lines will fade away wich will save time as the loading screen is faster.

@epsi9923

3 жыл бұрын

Valid point, but I thought you may want to know that if you wait to skip the monks dialogue until after the lines will fade away it will save time as the loading screen is faster.

@ganondorc8546

3 жыл бұрын

@@epsi9923 right, but you’re forgetting that if you wait to skip the monk’s dialogue until after the lines fade away, it will save time as the loading screen is faster.

Jesus Christ Tomatoanus, he is not Zelda, he is Blonde Mario

@tomatoanus

3 жыл бұрын

ah my b, cant belive i missed that

@morgan4626

3 жыл бұрын

Blario

@ed1659

3 жыл бұрын

And also "some princess" is Blonde Peach*. *Not to confuse with Princess Peach, who is also blonde.

@BlackScreenProductions125

3 жыл бұрын

@@ed1659 Bleach.

@RicardoMenson

3 жыл бұрын

You might not know that, but contrary to common belief, the name of the main character is not actually Zelda, he is called Master Sword.

actually in botw the princess is named zelda and you play as zeldas monster. it’s a common misconception.

@Mixu.

3 жыл бұрын

I like how at first I was expecting you to not get the joke, but you actually made it better

@imanidiotforreplyingbut7465

2 жыл бұрын

It's actually faster to say zelda, saving multiple minutes throughout the run

@jameslawrence2291

2 жыл бұрын

There is no Zelda only Zuul!

@barnabusdoyle4930

2 жыл бұрын

The last couple of games before this you had Zelda practice her necromancy skills and gathering the pieces needed to make her monster. Anyone who knows the series understands how much blood and sweat she put into this golem of her’s.

The real reason these take a while to make is because tomatoanus needs to come up with a joke for the start of the video.

@tomatoanus

3 жыл бұрын

oh no ive been had

@AirSnipers96

3 жыл бұрын

He also needs a full 30 minutes of constant dialogue because there can be no pause greater than 3 seconds in his videos.

@GothamiteYT

2 жыл бұрын

An unfunny one

@lorenzotommasuoli9290

2 жыл бұрын

And it always makes the video more charming

I can imagine it was painful for Rasen to read the script where you call him zelda every time lmao. Fantastic vid as always~

@adaptorperish1322

3 жыл бұрын

Or it kept cracking him up :]

@noahfrankel7966

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it triggered me when he called him Zelda

@noahfrankel7966

2 жыл бұрын

@brightblackhole it still triggered me lol

Hey, i don't get one thing, why does he wait to skip the dialogue when talking to monks? Wouldn't it be faster to just skip it immediately, saving time?

@UncleBalthasarGelt

3 жыл бұрын

It allows him to draw 2 cards from his deck, invaluable for such run.

@benholeman3537

3 жыл бұрын

You would think so yes, but for some reason, it's actually slower. The fastest way to gain control of Zelda outside of the shrine is to skip the monk's dialogue after his dialogue box fades away. Otherwise, the loading screen is much longer than the time spent waiting for his dialogue to fade.

@benholeman3537

3 жыл бұрын

@@littlekirby6 trial and error mostly. Potatoanal probably just missed the tech-splanation in the script. Understandable with such a detailed run.

@QilleWolf

3 жыл бұрын

I think I’ve seen other runners talk about this. If you skip immediately, the game unloads the outside environment and then loads it again. If you wait to skip, the environment doesn’t unload and you can get outside quicker. Runners have timed the difference between skipping immediately and having a long load time vs waiting a few seconds then getting a short load time, and waiting is actually faster. Counterintuitive, but y’know Edit: I should have waited until I watched the whole video before commenting whoops lmao

@MazDance

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe no one has explained this yet but it’s actually quicker to wait until after the lines from the final dialogue box disappear. This is because for some reason if you skip the last dialogue box before the lines from the concluding dialogue box have chance to fade away the load to exit the shrine is a lot longer than if you had waited to skip the terminal dialogue box after the lines from the endmost dialogue box had a chance to disappear and overall causes you to gain control of blonde twink much faster.

Hearing you say "moist meter" is like watching a crossover episode

Most games: Character: "Why do I hear Boss music?" This game: Boss: "Why do I hear whistle music?"

@legoatt5

3 жыл бұрын

No it’s “why do I hear piano music” lol

@legoatt5

3 жыл бұрын

Also is that a terraria reference

We all know that BTB is actually the abbreviation for "Bounce that Boi".

@arkesh110

3 жыл бұрын

Smallant

@goopi_eh

3 жыл бұрын

Smallant1.

@kalebg.7507

3 жыл бұрын

Also, boomy zoomy lol

@Nat_the_Chicken

3 жыл бұрын

@@goopi_eh Nah the 1 died, rip 1

22:46 *To defeat the cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies*

@ShaggyDemiurge

3 жыл бұрын

Also this is the only time I remember him losing his deadpan tone

@vianneyb.8776

3 жыл бұрын

"Watch closely, for one day, you shall tell your grandchildren about the great Corvatz in action... Now men! Group up! And hit it till it dies!"

@SegaDash24

2 жыл бұрын

@@vianneyb.8776 /One soldier charges in "This is why they call me the legendary-" /Gets smacked away "-FUCK!" Edit 2: Edit 1 was fixing dumb autocorrect

I love that these videos are simultaneously a detailed runthrough of an extremely skilled player flexing their talent and dedication; and also a gigantic running joke where you aim to make as many innuendos and bad puns as possible

@DaysDX

5 ай бұрын

and fully repeat things he's said with no paraphrasing

29:55 I think you mean zeldas are in the description

You forgot to mention that skipping the monk's cutscene after the final text box fades away speeds up loading times.

@mikuenjoyerXD

2 жыл бұрын

Yes he did, at 10:15

@yeti4269

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikuenjoyerXD I didn't hear it there, but I did at 31:13

15:45 that came very unexpected. I love you, anus

@kellyfrear2133

3 жыл бұрын

it be kinda hard ngl

@morganpack9852

3 жыл бұрын

I needed Ngl

@ChaoticArcane

3 жыл бұрын

Any reason why he’s doing this? Is he dealing with depression? A friend of his? Or is he just super awesome to start with?

@fidget0227

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChaoticArcane He’s super awesome regardless of what happens in his personal life

@ChaoticArcane

3 жыл бұрын

@@fidget0227 Of course. I just worry for him, y’know?

I was confused for a sec when talking about Wind Bombs since im so used to SmallAnt calling them boomie zoomies

@cameroncharron2151

3 жыл бұрын

same. i never knew the real name

@steve7745

3 жыл бұрын

@@cameroncharron2151 it's truly an outrage that boomie zoomies isn't the official name

@scj8863

3 жыл бұрын

It made me have to pause for a second when he said Bullet Time Bounce and not BOUNCE THAT BOI

1:45 *The Fallout Explanation Device (F.E.D.) has become a piece of modern art!*

13:12 - The untimely departure of the companion cube made me genuinely laugh. I just worry that Zelda has lost his best friend.

The part where Zelda became an coma always gets me :(

i still sometimes watch your fallout anthology speedrun on GDQ, love seeing you speedrun

@reimanka

3 жыл бұрын

Same, even though it went overestimate the whole run was informative and entertaining.

@oliversmith9737

3 жыл бұрын

that video is definitely on my watch at least once every few months list. just hilarious commentary from both mr. anus and the couch

@byeFofiko1

3 жыл бұрын

Wait I though that was tomatoangus? This is tomatoanus.

@anthonywang1826

3 жыл бұрын

@@byeFofiko1 he said in the run that the g is silent

Thank you for the kind words mid-speedrun. Things have been tough for everyone this year and it was a nice thing to hear and heartwarming.

@charlestoncooper5265

2 жыл бұрын

it’s always a nice thing to hear

"My name is Tomato Anus, also known as Microscope Required.." Me "That's it, it doesn't get any better than that, I don't need to watch any more" "Some girl, a guy named Zelda" Me "Oh he spicy with it today"

Following my mandated simp requirement so that I don't get DELETED.

@tomatoanus

3 жыл бұрын

smart move buckaroo

Man these vids hit different when you actually understand the game beforehand. His control of Zelda is so impressive

"You know how we watch Naruto Shipudden on date night..." Chicago Guy x Minnesota Guy confirmed?

@thirdvect0r

3 жыл бұрын

blessed

@protogamer245

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp!

this is tomatoanus, also known as hyrule's worst repeat offender

I wonder how many time he called Zelda "Link" by mistake

@Yuzuki1337

3 жыл бұрын

"by mistake"

@sagapulastation1711

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? That's his name 🙄

@vindication8934

3 жыл бұрын

@@sagapulastation1711 wooooosh

@jurassicslime

3 жыл бұрын

@@granfdad2604 can confirm. Good work sir

@buttonasas

3 жыл бұрын

Once at 29:55

My favorite anus back with another speedrun

@sonofkabisch

3 жыл бұрын

By far my favorite tomato orifice

@arkesh110

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonofkabisch my umami flavored starfish

the small jokes he makes aren’t all that much but are so funny with the timing, genuinely one of the main enjoyments of this channel

Guys why he isn't skipped monk's dialogue right away and waited for his last line ?

@maxvo2792

3 жыл бұрын

For some reason, when you skip immediately the loading screen would load for a longer time than when you wait for the text to fade.

That arrow constantly damaging the boss throughout the cutscene is amazing.

The density and quality of the jokes is amazing.

Actually Zelda is the doctor, the player character is Zelda’s monster.

Calling Link "Zelda" for the entire run was awesome. Absolutely phenomenal trolling

@VatelFak

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@ronstanley7850

2 жыл бұрын

@@VatelFak "The forces of good made up by some princess, a warrior named Zelda..."

@ElSabio159

2 жыл бұрын

trolling? what you mean? he is not Zelda?

@VatelFak

2 жыл бұрын

@@ElSabio159 lol, just google it

@bizzyboouwu

2 жыл бұрын

Nice bait but true gamers such as myself know that he's actually named Zelda. 😎😎😎

My favorite part of this game is when zelda says "it's zeldin' time" and then zelds all over those guys

oh to be a hulking lad with the weakness of taking damage when hit

Petition for Tomatoanus to commentary over a BOTW 100% run!

@theshanaman7805

3 жыл бұрын

Yes please

@spizarro5577

3 жыл бұрын

I can already imagine him explaining 120 times why he doesn't skip the dialog of the monks instantly

At 0:43 when you showed the 4 champions I saw Dee and thought "Why is she in there? Which champion is the one missing?" "Oh it's the bird." Then I realized "OH IT'S THE BIRD" and burst out laughing.

@Nat_the_Chicken

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get the joke but Ravioli is a joke in and of himself so it's OK

@paulj6805

2 жыл бұрын

I fucking died the instant I saw that.

When they finally breathe outside idk I havent watched the movie

15:47 - thank you... I actually really needed to hear this after finding out that my mum only has two years to live. your videos are a great way to cheer up when I'm feeling down

@rwsd343

Жыл бұрын

is she dead yet

I love these videos of you explaining these awesome speed runs!!! Please keep em coming!

absolutely love this video man, its one of my favorites you've done.

@godofthecorn3011

3 жыл бұрын

also I love how this guys poor capture card just struggles more and more as the run goes on

15:44 I needed that today, Thanks tomatoanus.

Cool run. Honestly, seems like this game is very good to speedrun even without glitches, since all you need to do is fnish the starting area and then can go straight for Ganon.

Damn I’m late to the vid, but thanks a lot for the very thoughtful well-wishes. I hope everything is going well for you also, we all just gotta hang in there. your vids have been a great help with that for me. I remember the first day I started watching the channel regularly, right at the start of the pandemic. Everyone was freaking out and I was just having an extra shitty day, saw your new Vegas speed run video and then just forgot about life for a few hours while I binged all your shit. Keep up the great work my man, and if you need a break to focus on real life, I’m confident everyone here will support you no matter what.

thank u tomato, i really needed those words of encouragement rn

drinking game: take a shot every time he says that you have to wait until after dialogue fades to skip the text. DISCLAIMER: do not do this, you will die

@urieltxify

3 жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear, ended up in Russia and became a babushka

@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange

3 жыл бұрын

That’s like 5 shots that is pussy shit >:^(

That companioncube setup and the following moments were hurtful and I'm appaled that noone else has complained about it.

@Nat_the_Chicken

3 жыл бұрын

Wow I bet this guy was traumatized by Portal and couldn't speak for years

@pokhanpat9046

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely appalling

I was waiting for your video on this speedrun- I was not disappointed.

You and Eric from ICE have the only ads I dont skip. Hope you're making that big money, keep up the excellent vids!

I'm actually kinda impressed you've never accidentally called zelda link

15:45 thank you for that, I think we all needed it.

wow, that midway kind message came completely out of left field and it feels like it was exactly what i needed to hear right now, considering everything I'm distracting myself from by watching this. thank you, i needed it :)

Wow I teared up a little at 16:00 thanks from a new long time follower

Best part of this video is the wellness check. Thank you. Keep doing that for the people who need it.

"Be sure to check out my Discord, the Zelda* is in the description."

just found this channel, love ur humor and need to tell people that they matter, love you tomatoanus!

Your commitment to fully repeating things you've said previous is respectable

I thought you would stop calling him zelda after the first couple of times... I guess I underestimated you. It is almost painful to hear it so often.

@tomatoanus

3 жыл бұрын

i dont understand what youre talking about

@TheRenegade191

3 жыл бұрын

It just makes hearing the "Link is in the description" at the end so much better.

@paulj6805

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRenegade191 missed opportunity to say "Zelda in the description below"

I can't get over how perfect your voice is.

Found you through your fallout speedruns. Love the content! And the subtle commedy. Subscribing imediately

thanks dude looking forward to this !

can you explain to me why your skip the dialogue after it fades away?

@tomatoanus

3 жыл бұрын

If you skip the dialogue after the lines fade away, then the load to exit the shrine is much faster, and overall you gain control of Zelda outside of the shrine much sooner than if you had skipped the line immediately and had to wait in a longer loading screen.

@strafe_2391

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomatoanus Why didn't you just say that in the video? Would've been invaluable information. smh

Wow, this Zelda guy sure is fast. :) Great speedrun!

hey tomato, that little moment you took to tell everyone to try and stay positive really made my day. Thanks man.

Love the sense of humor and reoccurring bits in these videos!

The only persons sponsorship promotions I’ll ever watch.

@ebenezerj

3 жыл бұрын

Internet Historian has good ads as well

@weckar

3 жыл бұрын

Map Men?

@odidlov

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Internet Comment Etiquette.

@chadcourier6802

3 жыл бұрын

You know it baby! Best sponsored sections on youtube

@Poet482

3 жыл бұрын

You must not watch Internet Historian. He legitimately has the best ads I've ever seen. Consistently.

*Far Cry 4 Any% Speedrun (for April Fool's) when tho?*

great content, and great runner too! love ya rasen

The first ad read I haven’t skipped through in literal years. Great stuff!

Never played any Zelda games, but this run is unbelievably impressive.

I wish you said "the zelda is in the description" at the end.

This is commentary gold! I love this.

eyyy I love your videos/commentary, I mostly play nintendo games so it's super cool to see you take on a game that I am more than familiar with! keep up the sick vids dog

If you wait for the dialogue to fade before writing a comment, likes will load much faster and you will gain popularity much sooner.

@Nat_the_Chicken

3 жыл бұрын

This is known as the "don't leave a dumb comment before you watch the damn video you dingus" strat

"Any % to convince you that the main characters name is Zelda" is what the title should be

@wowreacts9717

3 жыл бұрын

Probably April 1st

You've definitely outdone yourself, this was your best speedrun explanation video yet!

That monk dialogue repetition bit was so good. How do you not giggle while doing these commentaries? okay i just got to the fire blight lmao

Halo ce legendary speedrun explained please!

29:32 the princess calls Zelda "Link." Must be a translation error :/

caught me off guard with your kind words. I didn't know I needed to hear that. Thank you 15:45

when I scrubbed through parts of this video, looking for specific sections, your voice kept an impressively consistant lilt to it that was like, kind of a bop

15:45 this is the reason why you’re my favorite KZreadr. Great video!

1:02 ok i NEED to know the source for this sick beat

@InstantAce

3 жыл бұрын

Can't remember exactly which one but it comes from an old commercial

i just looked for a video that explains the bote speedrun but you seem so fun that i‘ll check out your other stuff too

Love the content man!! Keep it up!!!

Why does he always wait until monks dialogue ends?!

@EmmieGoesRacing

3 жыл бұрын

He said it improves loading time

@paulahner900

3 жыл бұрын

Yes i know 😂

@ganondorc8546

3 жыл бұрын

It’s actually faster to skip imo

I would like to correct a mistake, you have called the bomb tech "Wind Bomb", its actually called "Boomy Zoomy" :^)

@PurpleDragonSpike

3 жыл бұрын

Boomy Zoomy forever

i have never been so excited to watch a video

Excellent video! Thanks for uploading!

I like how when he was showing the champions in the start he replaced ravioli bird with some lady

@anophelesnow3957

3 жыл бұрын

What lady? Dee is a bird

@alexharvey7660

3 жыл бұрын

No lady there. Just sweet dee the bird

"Moist meter" I see you're a man of culture

Hey bro you may not see this, but I legit got crazy excited like actually hype when I saw u uploaded this. Love your videos man and figured you’d be happy to know u making peoples day out here :D

15:44 wow, you have no idea; I needed that lol. Thanks TomatoAnus!

This is my first encounter with this Tomatoanus guy, and I wasn't disappointed. Let me tell you about how it went: First off I was just curious to find a half decent explanation of what the BOTW any% speedrun looks like since I'm a huge fan of the game, and I only kinda understand what's happening when I watch footage. The thumbnail of this video wasn't terrible so I decided to check it out. As I started watching the video I went down to the comments section. I'm on mobile, so watching the video and reading the comments throughout are something I do often, it's just satisfying. Before the run really even started I saw the pinned comment about not knowing the character's name and I thought to myself, "Yeah he probably slips once or twice but I'll let it slide." That proved to be inaccurate. About the first 7 minutes of the video I genuinely thought this guy had no idea what he was talking about and almost decided to find a different video but I kept watching. A few comments farther down I see someone asking about why the speedrunner always waits to skip the monk dialogue until the end, and I began to wonder myself. I hadn't quite got there in the video yet, but luckily a friendly (and probably also naive) commenter answered the question and once again I thought to myself, "Wow this guy really doesn't know what he's talking about, that seems like really useful information." Just a few moments later I heard Tomatoanus himself explain why the speedrunner didn't skip the text and it seemed odd that I would have read a comment about it. I shrugged and kept watching. At this point I was starting to like the commentary on the video despite its mistakes (calling Link "Zelda" and so forth) because of its humor. References to Spongebob, the iPad, and telling us that Santa was going to reveal himself as the ghost of Christmas past started to redeem this guy in my eyes, and I really started to enjoy it. When Tomatoanus repeated himself about the monk text is when I finally caught on. I laughed at myself for taking so long to get a grip on the satire, and the dry humor was really ramping up so I focused in a bit more to catch every word this guy said. I finally realized a bit better where this guy was coming from, and remembering comments from the beginning about how Razen himself reviewed the script gave me a real retrospective chuckle. I even about laughed out loud at a few moments. Thus this guy's credit was fully restored by this moment, and even became amplified when I heard him start addressing suicide. I've lost some people close to me on that specific account and I was extremely grateful for the remark. At this point I found myself almost all the way through the half hour video and I frankly didn't want it to end. The surprises that accompanied this experience were so delighting that I really wanted it to keep going. But all good things must come to an end. On that note I'm really looking forward to the 100% speedrun commentary, and I'll even subscribe to make sure I don't miss it. TL;DR - I thought this guy was an idiot for mistaking Link's name, but the opposite ended up being true.

*"Whistlesprinting" might just be the greatest compound word ever.*

Those kind words in the middle of the video, were totally out of the blue, but really hit home at the time I really needed it. Thanks

Great video, my dude