I think Norman's watch may be the best unspoken long term gag in podcast history.

@C_R_Z

Жыл бұрын

Yes the old look at me look at me attention gag

@thenickseditious

Жыл бұрын

@@C_R_Z you mean the one you just pulled?

@TheDeadStretch

Жыл бұрын

@@C_R_Z I guess you've never owned an old style Casio watch? It beeps every hour on the hour. lmao

@dustingaddis2423

Жыл бұрын

@@TheDeadStretch that's not what his is doing. It's an alarm or timer or something else, not an hourly chime. On 2hr+ long podcast you still only hear it go off once.

@racehebrard5979

Жыл бұрын

It’s literally the best I’ve heard it on several podcasts with him

Marks watch beeping in literally every pod appearance is insane lmao

@MattMcLeod6

Жыл бұрын

Everytime I see it I’m waiting for it lol

@toastedjoe1013

Жыл бұрын

It reminds him to say the N-word.

@automaticwriting4220

Жыл бұрын

@@toastedjoe1013 That’s dumb hahahahah

@WHiT3_SHAD0W

Жыл бұрын

Lol was thinking the same thing when I heard it

@Sinclair_USMC

Жыл бұрын

​@@automaticwriting4220 Marks words himself in the last protect our parks episode

Everyone awkwardly looking at each other after Bert consciously licks his fingers after they nicely tell him not to is hilarious

@Heopful

Жыл бұрын

When he puts them down and makes it his mission to touch every single one. Reminds me of those kids that lick all the cookies ao no one eats em.

@portlandgoose4727

Жыл бұрын

They're clearly going easy on him because he was their plug for the Superbowl and meeting NFL players. And he payed for the air bnb. You can visibly tell that Shane and Jay were sick of his shit. That body language doesnt say "just a hangover". They wanted to roast Bert alive for the finger licking and food touching so badly (who wouldn't?). And they would have under almost any other circumstance. Probably why Bert pays for these big trips for 3 of the coolest comics in the scene. I've met people like this. They act super super nice and generous, but it's manipulation to make you spend time with them and feel like you owe them kindness, at bare minimum. Plus, Bert probably thinks he looks cool because they're around him. I really hate manipulation. You can't ever unsee it after being the victim of it.

@greenburg2276

10 ай бұрын

Honestly don’t think it’s conscious

@Lickwetcarrion

7 ай бұрын

@@portlandgoose4727 I think you're reading way too much into it bro

@ryantretsky8304

4 ай бұрын

@@portlandgoose4727it’s a form of manipulation called people pleasing. It’s an unorthodox way of doing people pleasing, but that’s certainly what it is.

When mark said"sorry I'm gay" after the nurse called him the most dramatic 😂😂

The hangover is strong in this episode.

@WHiT3_SHAD0W

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that's why theyre getting whatever those fluids are through IV

@destinysancen6904

Жыл бұрын

Very low effort to talk 😂

@robotjunkie3764

Жыл бұрын

@@WHiT3_SHAD0W yeah I just commented asking what is that shit?

@chaddebeau0308

Жыл бұрын

@@robotjunkie3764 its a combination of vitamins and medications like zofran and toradol. Knocks the hangover out quickly

@robotjunkie3764

Жыл бұрын

@@chaddebeau0308 just drink a ton of water, or controvesy just stay drunk? Which is what I reckon these degenerates do lol

Bert licking his fingers constantly then touching every bit of food he makes is killing me.

@father3dollarbill

Жыл бұрын

Rude af

@ogeli7456

Жыл бұрын

extra flavor lol

@mattm6178

Жыл бұрын

dont eat in resturants ever then. EVER. lol

@davidbond5843

Жыл бұрын

🤢

@danieldeprophetis2114

Жыл бұрын

Dude me too. It's giving me anxiety. The dude spits when he talks and has a mouth full of saliva and then then licks his fingers constantly. He is excruciating to watch.

Mark Normand is the most unappreciated guest on every podcast. Dude just constantly dropping lines and nobody reacting to him. It’s the best. Shane is funnier in stand up but Mark is a god at riffing and one liners

@jeffbettencourt6263

Жыл бұрын

His mind is like a computer. Instant processor churning out endless funny lines. He’s my favorite comedian.

@queensleyflames

Жыл бұрын

You haven’t listened to enough MSSP

@jeffkimball3450

Жыл бұрын

When they made that joke about Seal, Big J said a Waffle House in Africa and Mark quickly said Waffle Hut....genius

@jatzke609

Жыл бұрын

Shane talked about that party on mssp so I'm thinkin he's prolly super hungover lol

@carybrittain8040

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffkimball3450 I was upset it didn't get a response. lol

These guys are just hanging on for dear life here. Shows what a night out with Bert does to a man.

@BorisBidjanSaberi11

Жыл бұрын

Bert is ready to run another marathon and everybody else is drained

@whenwasthat

Жыл бұрын

They are sick of him, not sick 🙄

Everyone looks completely exhausted and burnt out except Bert of course. Dude has unlimited energy! Its quite impressive.

@moralhazard1

Жыл бұрын

They're all at least 10-15 years younger than him too, it is wild! 🤣

@thevast5283

Жыл бұрын

Adderall or cocaine

@Texasplit

Жыл бұрын

He is… the machine…

@Esotericdactyl

Жыл бұрын

@@thevast5283 nah his heart would explode

@genore1993

Жыл бұрын

well he is a professional alcoholic.

Shane and Jays comedic energy on the sidelines is just that bit of gold this episode needed

Dave is like that guy your Mom makes you bring to hang out with your friends

@norclag

Жыл бұрын

Haha I was thinking a similar thing. If he wasn't there it wouldn't be a bad thing.

Mark just flinging his iv around and Shane giving Jay the dog 'I feel safe with you' head hug makes me so happy

Shane, Jay, Mark comedic royalty!

@Phlayr

Жыл бұрын

Big jay wears fingerless gloves as if it's okay to do that sort of thing

@dcorz237

Жыл бұрын

​@@Phlayr it's okay, only if you also have a wallet chain without a wallet attached.

@trevorcarlisle5447

Жыл бұрын

​@@Phlayr He doesn't really do it that much anymore

@trevorcarlisle5447

Жыл бұрын

​@@Phlayr It's a comedy thing it's a nod to ADC

@leviwillett9016

Жыл бұрын

Yeah and then….. the other guy….

Big Jay dipping his filet mignon in ketchup is incredibly on brand 😂

@ryanschaff2507

Жыл бұрын

Can’t take the white trash out of the kid.

@DC_92

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean on brand

@robertozambrano-mn7nk

9 ай бұрын

​@@DC_92he's trashy. Filet Mignon is fancy and ketchup is low class. Someone like Big Jay wouldn't see the problem in it

@AdamThoba2

7 ай бұрын

AYG...is going nuts

@williamdoyle6767

6 ай бұрын

Pretty sure it was hot sauce for what its worth

My favorite part was knowing Shane and Mark go the hardest, and they soaked up that IV the quickest.

Bert literally using the fingers he keeps licking to finger their stakes right infront of them is insane

The look in Jay's face when Bert barehands his steak onto his plate. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@phillyspecial1393

Жыл бұрын

Cam groves what up doggy!! (In a luis voice)

@alicedoors4826

Жыл бұрын

Knowing Jay he must have been going crazy inside. Also im pretty sure he doesn't like his meat even a little bloody lol

Shane x Normand together on anything is golddd. Big Jays about to have an explosion this spring too

@traviscoates6878

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I didn't think it's was possible for Shane, Jay, and Normand to all be on a podcast together and it be almost unwatchable. But I guess with Bert Kreisher, anything is possible

@LiteralApe

Жыл бұрын

​@travis coates legion of skanks? Im not a big fan of them but they're friends with mark and shane.

@Downs-Indroam

Жыл бұрын

You are correct there! All over our YT feeds this past week or two haha Never have I seen a more accurate YT comment 😂

@groyperfuhr4871

11 ай бұрын

an explosion in weight?

Shane has never looked more r worded than when he was cutting the eggs lmfao

@kiieferr

Жыл бұрын

Dude was struggling 😂

@malontheblock

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@em0_tion

Жыл бұрын

Just say retarded, senator. 🙄😂

@gincream1993

Жыл бұрын

The sunnies don’t fit the dawgs face shape

@roberthawkins7180

Жыл бұрын

Just say the word

this vibe is like the last day of a long week at the beach getting hammered every day all day

Mark with the IV drip for recovery while drinking a BM reminds me of those patients at hospitals smoking outside in their hospital robes, holding onto their IVs.

shane jay and mark are just always funny. and bert grosses me out licking his fingers all the time and touching everything. "thats how the salt sticks" lmaoo

@father3dollarbill

Жыл бұрын

He's trash

@normanhathaway2275

Жыл бұрын

and coughed into the food three times

@polishprincess8469

Жыл бұрын

Then don’t eat his cooking I honestly think he’s a good cook and watching this is making me hungry!

@TheEieieiei222

Жыл бұрын

@@polishprincess8469 u nasty

I love Something’s burning 🔥keep ‘em coming Bert ❤

I think we can all agree that having a circle of friends like Burnt's should be a life goal.

Bert licking his fingers every 5 mins was pissing me off and I’m not even eating

@jimboramen80

Жыл бұрын

Mark always talks about never washing his hands on TWS, so I hope everyone enjoyed their bloody mary.

@father3dollarbill

Жыл бұрын

Bart has that effect on most people.

@1Capnjazz

Жыл бұрын

It’s so clear he doesn’t know how to cook. Yo those hash browns look nasty. Why’d he throw em on top of the veggies that were already cooked. ?? Do that after the hasbrowns are done.

@user-gn5bu7tx1b

Жыл бұрын

Someone hasn’t worked in a sketchy kitchen. I’ve seen food served out of the garbage

Mark calling the African Waffle House "Waffle Hut" killed me

"Are you SURE you wanna hear them?" is the reason I love Shane so much

"We were missing some jean shorts" god damn it Mark... Such a legend! Cracked me up right at the beginning.. hilarious 😂😂😂

Hope yall do it all again next year. Was a great listen. All absolute legends.

Bert having no idea over easy and sunny side up are two completely different things and then also acting like a diner and egg expert is incredible.

@dhedges1340

Жыл бұрын

Also Bert being like "I love making people happy" then just completely ignoring how Mark wants his eggs lol

@em0_tion

Жыл бұрын

@@dhedges1340 All true, but also - that's who he is, nothing out of character. 😂

The fact that Bert is so dumb but so successful blows my mind. Really shows you that anything is possible

@matthewh6983

Жыл бұрын

Joe rogies

@shadowprince4482

Жыл бұрын

Nobody talks to "The Machine" that way. *Swigs vodka* and spits in Troy Mine's face 😉

@mcicutto

Жыл бұрын

loved Bert, he seems to get more arrogant and look at me, watch this bite, as he succeeds. ill always watch but i hope he gets humbled.

@Heopful

Жыл бұрын

He had millionaire parents

@samanthab1923

Жыл бұрын

Shows how redacted his audience is. No accounting for taste. I feel sorry for Jay & Mark. Shane deserves Bert.

Big J just out of his element and one of the funniest there.

@zswede

Жыл бұрын

very similar to his cabin appearance

@Phlayr

Жыл бұрын

@@zswede lmao he was so out of place trying to relate to those black guys

@JimNortonsAlcoholism

Жыл бұрын

@@Phlayr He wasn't high enough

@booqrdoit9138

Жыл бұрын

Out of his element for sure, but probably the least funniest. But it might be a three way tie with Bert and the dude with the cutoff

@chrisrose_krii_lun_aus

Жыл бұрын

@@booqrdoit9138 He's funny playing off of people. One of the best. When him and Soder did The Bonfire id laugh till I pissed.

Bert calling Gordon Ramsey "Sterling Silver" was so horribly off I cried laughing

I get joy from making people happy to uncle Bert! Love you man, and I really appreciate you brother :-) I look forward to you being on Nate and Koas podcast next time you’re out in Oahu.

Mark and Shane are the salt/pepper of podcasts, without them it’s almost non edible

Lmao Mark already killing it 30 seconds in

Great episode, but listening to Bert open-mouth-chew is BRUTAL

@dukstedi

Жыл бұрын

painful

@liammcdonnell8353

Жыл бұрын

There is so much shit that he does that is annoying as fuck but he’s a lovable idiot lol

@arthritisankle

Жыл бұрын

Do you also have misophonia?

@CrimeForCrime

Жыл бұрын

@@arthritisankle nah, think he’s just civilized. It’s painful to many to watch. I’m sorry that sound is a common occurrence in your life. Maybe eat less meals around farm animals…

@ejgrass04

Жыл бұрын

@@CrimeForCrime facts where do people learn to eat like cows lmao

I love Big Jay! ❤️🐐❤️

Honestly, I talk crap about bert talking alot on 2b1c, but I now realize it's because he loves Tom and is trying to get him to stay entertained and a part of the show. Bert is a wonderful human being, thank you for being you ❤️

Marks IV falling was hilarious.

@Joogsy4560

Жыл бұрын

Never loses focus

@dblackout1107

Жыл бұрын

I saw it as soon as I came to your comment

@kevinVersus

Жыл бұрын

@@dblackout1107 what the fuck me too! That was eerie

@jmortyballs

Жыл бұрын

almost as hilarious as the nitrous. poor Mark 😆

things to note - Strong hangover's - Mark's watch - Bert licking his fingers and touching every bit of food - Mystery iv's - Bert open mouth chewing - Ketchup on steak

@Tintdaddy88

Жыл бұрын

😂

@ryanschaff2507

Жыл бұрын

They’re not really mystery IVs. It’s extremely common to get hang over IVs. It’s just saline with vitamins.

@filthysock

Жыл бұрын

@@ryanschaff2507 Extremely common? What, are you in Beverly Hills?

@seanalbro3689

2 ай бұрын

​@@ryanschaff2507thanks for this comment, i was so curious wtf those were

47:34 Bert bit the fork so hard it sounded like a tuning fork.. haha BbbbRiiiiing 😅♥️ also all the mouth clapping 👏

Bert is a gem. Shane and Mark are genius. Big Jay is class. Just pure gold.

Bert’s the Machine. I don’t know another human who can party like him and work as hard after. God bless him

@moralhazard1

Жыл бұрын

They're all at least 10-15 years younger than him too, it is wild! 🤣

@quinngrimes6467

Жыл бұрын

Beer and xanax works

@christoth2705

Жыл бұрын

called being a functioning alcoholic.

@words911

Жыл бұрын

@@quinngrimes6467 I doubt you have done beer and Xanax. It isn't exactly a productive combo

@JimGetzey

Жыл бұрын

You must be new

Crazy to see truly funny people conversing and Dave just trying his hardest to fit in as a civilian

Actually the best crew for something’s burning 👌🏻

@macca9982

Жыл бұрын

Except for bert 😂

I love the ice bowl of bud lights for Shane lol, Bert loves his friends 😆 ❤️

The day after gathering is an exceptional experience. Semi-subdued Shane is still hilarious, plus you can't go wrong with this entire group.

I love at 35:00 when Shane and Mark just silently nod at each other lol

just film the whole tour next time these guys partying and hungover is awesome vibes

The IV’s are a nice touch.

Man I’ve been waiting for this to drop for over a month 😂

Great episode! 💯

Norm : “Damn these are red as hell” Bert : “that’s what custard said” Norm: *small hehehe*… “always talking about dessert” I died laughing 😂 6:23

Watched the entire thing straight through and enjoyed every bit, glad you stayed with your passion project and didn’t let it die Berty Boy, to many more something burnings 🍻

@cherylkau4665

Жыл бұрын

You're gay

@timstradley5819

Жыл бұрын

This is by far the best content he puts out, especially with a crew like this

Bert sounded salty as fuck about Protect Our Parks with those back handed comments lol

@nah3193

Жыл бұрын

"Tom doesn't give a fuck about anyone" lol I'm pretty sure Tom left because he has young kids and Bert has broken down crying before talking about how much time he's missed with his kids

@travishenderson9635

Жыл бұрын

@@nah3193 also implying Shane and Mark are on there now because him and Tom are so successful

@yehheapsmadaybut

Жыл бұрын

Bert is a narcissist so he needs to shit on everything he's not involved in

@yehheapsmadaybut

Жыл бұрын

Time stamp for this?

The “Done” by Shane when he’s the first one to finish his food is the most relatable thing I have ever seen 🤣🤣

Listening to Brent smack his lips + Watching Brent chew with his mouth open = a truly hellish experience.

@ricksanchez5696

Жыл бұрын

*GUY HAS NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE AND THINKS HES THE BEST THING ON THE PLANET HE WILL DIE BEFORE NEXT DEC I PROMISE U*

@chadchadchadchadchad

Жыл бұрын

I like when he bangs the spatula on the flat top really loudly. Or when he says he freaked out when there was no beer because he wanted everyone else to be happy, not because he's an alcoholic and needed beer.

@father3dollarbill

Жыл бұрын

Guy is a narcissist man child.

So glad to see that bert had a successful heart transplant

I miss the early days of Something's Burning. Back when there was a real sense of danger. Also, a lot more energy back then. This is sleep inducing. Goodnight everybody!

Great group of dudes. The picture of Bert as the Bambino during his ads is fantastic!

when Shane gets stuck with the bloody and Bert's doing beer, that hurt

@travishenderson9635

Жыл бұрын

If Shane wanted beer he would have had beer lol. He was was hungover as fuck and could barely talk.

@GeeOhBoii

Жыл бұрын

Bert watched mark make that drink and opted for beer 😂

@treybrown3798

Жыл бұрын

@@travishenderson9635 you're a Nancy

Normans infamous watch goes off damn near right away…he really does wear it everywhere.

Bert is the best man! Always making great content!

Normand kills me!" Is that IV working?" While he's drinking a bloody mary.

You know you've made it once you got personal IV nurses! Swag! 🤣

Bert licking his fingers is vile. Normand getting that IV halfway torn out was the best part.

Mark is a legend. nothing better than his one liner shenanigans! 🤣

Mark is so awesome... He is just always on. I'm sure it gets old at some point, but not yet, lol.

Bert touching everything is absolutely a control move

@patrick815

Жыл бұрын

Just spit right into those hashbrowns

@MartiniGTGP

Жыл бұрын

@@patrick815 just loogie in em

@bill-or-somthingbill4390

Жыл бұрын

I just noticed the IV bags

@bill-or-somthingbill4390

Жыл бұрын

@@MartiniGTGP you can read?

@nuckels188

Жыл бұрын

Extra boogers for extra flavor

Mark just hitting the needle like it's nothing.

Amazing 👏

I love this guy

the IV falling over holy shit😂 28:50

@smokeyplays7183

Жыл бұрын

and that nurse chick was a cutie no simp shit js

Thank you, Bert, for such a nice host! And not to mention that steak really looked good

Funny time to do this. These dudes are hungover on another level.

Heh, when Bert makes bear noises, you know it's good

Take a shot every time Bert compliments his own cooking like it isn't just meat potato, eggs and processed cheese. Take another shot each time he asks how good it is.

Mark, Shane and Bert comedy gold!

Love Big Jay Oakerson.

@ronindr

Жыл бұрын

Love Shane

Epic lineup 🔥

I live vicariously through these vids due to not having friends. There's no way I could get away with this awesome life style. I get yelled at just for drinking at home. lol.

@StrawberryDonutKing

Жыл бұрын

Take it easy man.

@norclag

Жыл бұрын

Aw dude. Who's yelling at you for relaxing at home with a drink? You send em my way and we'll sort that nonsense out.

Shane is the best drink drink eat. done first. Tailgate then superbowl. Living that skiii life

Its amazing seeing everyone just out of it and Bert is ready to tear down the house again lol

lmaooo hungover AF and yall getting your fix-THIS episode is magical bert! edit: OMG just noticed mark getting IV while pouring drinks wow what a showman!

@Theogvineofthedead

Жыл бұрын

Wait what are the ivs for?

@automaticwriting4220

Жыл бұрын

@@WanderingBonomi lol yea hidrate the hungover. Stay in school, baby.

@Theogvineofthedead

Жыл бұрын

@@WanderingBonomi that sounds like some pre-madona Californian bitch shit hahahaha

@ETAisNOW

Жыл бұрын

You guys just found out famous people take IVs for hangovers? It’s been around probably longer than most of you been alive. I even heard of blood transfusions to avoid withdrawals

@ETAisNOW

Жыл бұрын

@@WanderingBonomi it absolutely works that’s why they give it to you when you show up at an ER. It’s just healthy fluids/vitamins, not drugs.

When Shane said, "Done, 1st" hahaha

Shane looks like he is near death! Hahahahaha Bert and Shane drinking together is priceless!

You guys are so cool!

Big Jay. Hell yeah!!

Lmao they have hot nurses putting iv’s in them outside as they’re hungover AND having hair of the dog drinks. These guys are living life

Those IV's better go INSANE cus I cannot imagine just sitting there with a needle in my arm unless the effect is profound

@zavazis

Жыл бұрын

When you get an IV there’s no needle in your arm except for when they initially put it in. Something I only learned a year or two ago when I got one in the hospital

@snack99

Жыл бұрын

​@@zavazis that makes no sense

@holesauce3303

Жыл бұрын

@@snack99 well he’s right so?

@snack99

Жыл бұрын

@Hole Sauce oh yeah, he's right i read it wrong

@TheEieieiei222

Жыл бұрын

Are you afraid of them? It doesn’t hurt in the slightest, and it isn’t uncomfortable and you can move and bend your arm quite a lot.

What a hang!

“It was a waffle hut” Mark kills me

The Farley convo in the back, Shane goes "YOU LIED TO ME!"

Talk about living the dream. Fck yeah boys! Happy for you!

When Dave said tears for that spray on grill, and Shane and Mark acknowledged how good it was 😂

Nice to see Bert cooking for some real comics

Yo, that nurse can GET it

@JimNortonsAlcoholism

Жыл бұрын

Shane was feeling it

@stevenh4557

Жыл бұрын

Hepatitis?

@ramonmartinez1106

Жыл бұрын

Thinking the same thing🤣

Honestly, the greeting between Big Jay and Shane was super wholesome

@badnewsjp

Жыл бұрын

Beef successfully crushed

Shane: "tears" and no one laughs. That was my favorite moment haha