That was way to much information for a couple of E1s

@alisload2772

4 жыл бұрын

Should make them put a brain bucket on so they don't make a mess when their minds get blown.

@victorwaddell6530

4 жыл бұрын

Better to tell the E1s than tell the butterbars .

@bri-manhunter2654

4 жыл бұрын

Victor Waddell. Preaching!!!

@gabriellowe9929

4 жыл бұрын

Throws off on E1’s, yet can’t determine the correct “too”

@aceofspadesguy4913

4 жыл бұрын

They tuned out after “new uniforms”

Plot twist. They brought the Rona to 2000

@irontusk341

4 жыл бұрын

Alternate History, 2000 those guys Bring Rona back, 10 years later, Liberstan becomes a new country in western US. Democratic Republic of New England Recognizes the new Country, Whats Left of the United States plans to invade, Liberstan... in 20 years, World War 3, US invades New England, and Liberstan. China and Russia send a massive occupation army to the United States to save Liberstan and Democratic Republic of New England. I should write a book about this....

@zion653

4 жыл бұрын

@@irontusk341 Lol... nice!

@andreze3667

4 жыл бұрын

Rona: i... am... INEVITABLE...

@juanmanueltamayoperez4304

4 жыл бұрын

It evolved and today we know it as they SARS pandemy of '03 :o

@danebeexher4399

4 жыл бұрын

@@irontusk341 dam brah

"We're going to war with Iraq in 2001. Listen don't go there. BIG waste of time." The understatement of my lifetime.

So you guys knew what was gonna happen and didn't stop 2020. Damn it.

@theleetworldbest

4 жыл бұрын

Damn. Imagine if they did. 2020 would've never happened. We'd just skip 2019 to 2021

@dementisvir8899

4 жыл бұрын

If they did stop 2020 from happening, there would be no reason to go back and warn themselves in the first place. They would have never had the chance to recieve the warning, thereby allowing 2020 to happen as it originally would have.

That 2050 shit was scary

@ab5olut3zero95

4 жыл бұрын

Giant asteroid 2020.

@toxic_money3274

4 жыл бұрын

Yea about that.

@Rick_Sanchez_C137_

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Branch That 2050 looked like 2019....

@sean_connors

4 жыл бұрын

Rick Sanchez C137 - I thought it looked 1987.

@southeastiaoutdoors483

4 жыл бұрын

Bro remember 2064

Didn’t mention anything about “Space Force”

@spamuraigranatabru1149

4 жыл бұрын

NGL, they do need a dedicated group that does space reconnaissance.

@tristans9006

4 жыл бұрын

Its cause no one cares

@hsiehman

4 жыл бұрын

@@spamuraigranatabru1149 Yea, it was called the U.S. Air Force Space Command, and up until the "Space farce", they did a great job. Just because YOU never heard of it, doesn't mean the air force didn't have a dedicated group for space surveillance. Now? Now, there is an entirely new branch of the military that wants to suckle at the teat that is the National Defense Budget. With the size, scope, and all associated maintenance costs that come with the U.S. Military, creating an entirely new branch at this time was retarded.

@spamuraigranatabru1149

4 жыл бұрын

@@hsiehman Okay okay, i won't defend it so you can have the glory.

@user-jc2ng2xd9n

4 жыл бұрын

Also SJWs and the snowflake generation

Time travel turned them into Marines. Sleeves rolled up wrong... Grin loved it!

@SgtRoseUSMC

4 жыл бұрын

Can u time travel to Fort Hood April 20th to prevent the murder of Vanessa Guillen committed by her fellow soldier that'll be pretty cool

@derrekjohnson2919

4 жыл бұрын

lol,good old Gunny rolls.

@robertosanchez6803

4 жыл бұрын

ORAAH!

@CoyoteSevenFL

4 жыл бұрын

I was about to say something about the sleeve roll... need to research a little bit more guys about the "Old Fart's" Army. Who out there remembers the Class B Khakis???

@justonrg

4 жыл бұрын

@@CoyoteSevenFL or, you need to remember how wrong a Private E-1 is in the Army. These "characters" are clearly dirtsacks. 😉

Sorry guys you've created a giant time paradox of cluster fuckery. The "time travelers" wouldn't be on the same time line...Should have told them to invest in Enron.

@hirumbiffidum9145

4 жыл бұрын

Do you pronounce that Gahn-yone ? Like Andre Gagnon the soundtrack composer :)

@Tim_Gagnon

4 жыл бұрын

@@hirumbiffidum9145 I do not, i don't normally pronounce it the French way. I pronounce it Gag non.

@Kilo-ct8dh

4 жыл бұрын

Amazon...

@sigspearthumb2313

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@hammercrg

4 жыл бұрын

There’s always that one guy who wants to tell you how it’s not possible instead of seeing the humor that it was simply meant to be. Go ahead and educate everyone on string theory and quantum physics next, I hear that shit gets people laughing their asses off!

You need Yusha Thomas for this.

@fracturedframe1462

4 жыл бұрын

Yessir

@michaeltheundeadmariachi4494

4 жыл бұрын

But Sarge..

@regirocksregi

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry pri'ate. I got something that'll take care of that. HALF RIGHT! HUH! 😂😂

@Mcl0vinorgan

4 жыл бұрын

Someone bring Petty Officer Dingleberry while you're at it XD

@T3PressureCleaning

4 жыл бұрын

Too easy

Imagine their NCOs reaction when they mention covid How'd you know about project covid!?

@vtec8000xrpm

4 жыл бұрын

scary ..

@maxkreuzer

4 жыл бұрын

@Apple Tek Support shut up

@redcell9636

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxkreuzer he's right, you know.

@Zerpderp0

4 жыл бұрын

@@redcell9636 I mean, it was partially funded by America under the Obama Administration if not Bush's.

@nizzlenotes3892

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Señor Hitler!

"Invest in bitcoin" Darn. I'd tell myself that too

@howardbaxter2514

4 жыл бұрын

Along with Netflix, Tesla, and SpaceX.

@edgeldine3499

3 жыл бұрын

I'd rath invest in marvel and AMD.

@clv2015

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget about amazon

@BaffinSailor

2 жыл бұрын

Drop $1000 on Bitcoin and wait until 2020 cash out.

@jamelpiclit3062

2 жыл бұрын

@@edgeldine3499 I mean, in 2011, bitcoin was 1 dollar, and now it is 40,000 dollars. Pretty good return isn't it?

The guys in 81's... don't let Top see those sleeves.

@Will-SFC06

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, can't believe the non-reg roll on the sleeves!

@sgt.guardsman2221

4 жыл бұрын

They rolled them like Marines!

@Defender78

4 жыл бұрын

yeah and the fac hair is out of regs

@RollerPigg

4 жыл бұрын

@@sgt.guardsman2221 yeah... except crooked as hell.

I died when he said Barrack Obama is probably from Nigeria 😂😂😂😂

@oompalumpus699

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he's from Somalia.

@hypeflexington7081

3 жыл бұрын

A black hawaiian? Ok.

@mohamedali9495

3 жыл бұрын

You should visit Somalia. It’s actually a really cool Country. That’s where I was born.

@romangeneral23

3 жыл бұрын

@@oompalumpus699 He actually from The United States of America...

@immanuel4166

3 жыл бұрын

@Devil Dog 1341 🤣🤣🤣

XD "don't ask don't tell" great work putting it in the script overall awesome really pulled off playing 2 characters u guys are great

@ernieu4

4 жыл бұрын

Omg had me dieing laughing

@michaelboyle9512

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah only 2 of those skits were characterized. I'm pretty sure the last one was publicly coming out/ what you would see if you walked in their barracks. Hey not judging! Its ok soldiers. Carry on.

This would've helped me. I enlisted in 99.

@Gunslinger_Disciple

4 жыл бұрын

Same...out in 03 Thank God

@harshbansal7982

4 жыл бұрын

Mental Mand'alor u didn’t get stop lossed ?

The first group forgot to tell them to start stocking up on toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and lysol 😏

@robertosanchez6803

4 жыл бұрын

What about food

@fireline4765

4 жыл бұрын

DAMN IT!!!!

@LSp8

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertosanchez6803 Meh, all the restaurants still do to go. TP would've been a good stock pile as I didn't buy tp for 3 months. Shitted at work as much as possible. Didn't realize how fucking stupid ppl are. Monkey see Monkey do. One jackass buys $80 worth of tp the next idiot does the same. Then the idiotic management didn't restrict sales until they were sold out, EVERYWHERE. Consumers caused the shortage lol

"Tell Prince to take the stairs" Gold!

Drew, Nukes aren't the only WMDs. As a combat engineer, I was involved in burying chemical weapons that Iraq supposedly didn't have. Not to mention, we know he used chemicals against his own people, and Syria got some of their stockpile from Iraq.

@oz5854

4 жыл бұрын

And who sold Iraq chemical weapons? And why are we surprised they have them when we sold it to them? lmao...

@taoliu3949

4 жыл бұрын

@@oz5854 Iraq had domestic production. And that's not the point, the point is that people criticized the Iraq War by saying no WMDs were found when there were.

Don't forget to tell Robin William's everything will be okay, just hang in there. 😭

@haileydubea6499

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong wording there

@trevthekidd

3 жыл бұрын

Very poor choice of words

@ryanwilson6469

3 жыл бұрын

Yall are wrong. Lol

@chainsawsubtlety9828

2 жыл бұрын

Oof!

i hope whoever was flicking the lights on and off in the back had fun

Drew: "Now pay attention, you little $h*ts..." Me: That's something *I'd* say. 😀

We all got bad knees, take a knee. LMAO

@mr.k.i.s.s7496

4 жыл бұрын

To bad they didn't have the ACFT back then. Wouldn't have trashed knees today.

Lmaooo “NIPR, SIPR, she dosent know the difference”

this man said "I love you 3000" and started squealing lmfao! I was dying of laughter right there

Heath! Heath Ledger! 🙏

I keep the winning lottery numbers for the 1.5 BILLION dollar jackpot on my cell phone just in case I go back in time. They couldn't have mentioned that?

@NotShowingOff

4 жыл бұрын

Random numbers change because of the fuckery

@matacoos1368

4 жыл бұрын

That is some groundhog day shit. Run for president because that's the attitude America needs.

The dark timeline in which CHAZ metastasizes.

You forgot to mention: Women in the Infantry.

@jesuissoldatamericain8771

3 жыл бұрын

Mention to them how you got article 15 from your chain of command because you dare to criticize women in the infantry.

@christopherhazell420

3 жыл бұрын

soldier seriously!?

@jesuissoldatamericain8771

3 жыл бұрын

@@christopherhazell420 Political correctness rules everything and everywhere.

@christopherhazell420

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesuissoldatamericain8771 amazing...what a joke. No doubt this foolery is a drain on the squad & platoon. But to even be able to make comment on what you have to put up & the leadership will use the UCMJ on you, lunacy!

endless war and global pandemic...it sounds like a movie like apocalypse for the guy from 2000s.

"go to Iran and Afghanistan, thats where all the bombs are" yikes

YOU FORGOT EPSTEIN AND TRUMP AND AMAZON

@hydrasoulz959

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Trump is pretty great for the military.

@theboothy91

4 жыл бұрын

@@hydrasoulz959 nah thats why they said make hilary a hero

@howardbaxter2514

4 жыл бұрын

And SPACE FORCE!

@romangeneral23

3 жыл бұрын

@@hydrasoulz959 Yeah, that's why President Obama expanded the fleet while Trump did nothing except waste tax payers money on Golf

@claywestfaul4240

3 жыл бұрын

@@romangeneral23 I mean, golf is quite important. Gotta work on that short game.

The last cry after 3000..... 😂☠️

Financial Advice? Cubs win the 2016 World Series, bet on that!!

Damn those mustaches. I thought it was the 80's. Honestly, I love those M81 BDU. Nice to wear compared to the new one.

He ain't got no nukes leave that man alone.

It’s funny how they say “Obama was alright” you guys must be trying extra hard to make a joke right there😂

Great shit!!! You guy’s are hilarious. Thanks for the laughs .. “Airborne, All The Way!”.

I think this might be my favorite video of you two. Keep it up brothers!

I would’ve told them to let Kobe take no helicopter 😭

I'm not in any branch of service and that was pretty damn good,started watching your youttube off and on years ago drew. that was damn good👍 laughed my*** off.thanks for both of y'all service✌✌

WMDs are more than nukes; like nerve agents, or any poison gas. Also; most of the WMDs where shipped to Syria, in commercial planes.

@danmorgan3685

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, that old lie.

@macekreislahomes1690

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@Euan_Miller43

4 жыл бұрын

Dan Morgan regardless of WMD’s the invasion was justified with how awful Sadam treated the Kurds and his people

@santoslittlehelper06

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a remarkably convenient premise for the US to have invaded Syria at the time.

@jayhope615

4 жыл бұрын

@@Euan_Miller43 the kurds and his people have nothing to do with us,how many american lives and families did the war ruin over here so therefore it was a big waste of time and money

I love these videos. Keep em up. Embrace The Grind. Hooah!

It's good to know that you're two guys are out there the saving saving the world don't stand too close to each other don't want no accidents LOL

The words "I love Ricki Lake" were never uttered the entire time I was in the Marine Corps and her show was done before I joined the Army...

These skits are the best thing ever

When you find out that you brought the “virus” to the past

That "Listen, Shitsticks !" had me cracking the fuck up !!!! Keep it up, Guys !!!

if they had come in UCP they would have been thrown into a madhouse.

@redcell9636

4 жыл бұрын

It really does blend in with Grandma's couch; can confirm.

@Peacemaker-96

4 жыл бұрын

ACP

@redcell9636

4 жыл бұрын

@@Peacemaker-96 bo can confirm, its UCP at least that's what they have on my clothing record

@couchcamperTM

4 жыл бұрын

@@redcell9636 Universal Camouflage Pattern no joke^^ they really meant it.

Yo this is awesome, you guys are appreciated by me for sure.

This channel is beyond underappreciated

Why are your sleeves rolled up like Marines, SOLDIER? 🤔

@zachwesthoff692

3 жыл бұрын

They were allowed to back then

@mezmerizer0266

3 жыл бұрын

@@zachwesthoff692 no, what they're saying is its rolled incorrectly for Army. In the army we would roll sleeves, but the cuff goes over the fold. It's a completely different way of rolling them.

You guys nailed it out of the park on this one!

You’re going to piss off a lot of people. Especially the ones that love pissing off a lot people. This was hilarious.

Glad to see your back man

Love every video you guys do and this was amazing lol

Pvt. Hodges is my spirit animal, and 50 years in the future he’s still a private.

This is sad terrifying and funny all at once they hit all the buttons.... I approve

I love how the one thing they were the most pissed about was Colin K kneeling

0:44 “your getting new uniforms” Me: Remembers the UCP pattern*

@AlexSDU

4 жыл бұрын

At least you don't have to polish your boots anymore.

@xvxninjawolfxvx1693

3 жыл бұрын

The ACU isn’t a pattern. You thinking of the UCP?

@lukewarmwater6713

3 жыл бұрын

xvxNinjaWolfxvx Oh damn

@xvxninjawolfxvx1693

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukewarmwater6713 lol

Are you wearing mascera?.... Maybe it's Mabeline?

POGs traveling to the past more like

That was great job Gents. Keep up the good work

I see you guys rolled up your sleeves like we do in the Marines. Cool video.😎

@wtf1231122

4 жыл бұрын

We used to be able to do that

@anubis8181

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah they rolled them up wrong.

@RealCujo

4 жыл бұрын

The Critic in the army we did it differently

@johnnycatR58

4 жыл бұрын

Army used to do that during BDU days and prior... nevermind, can't expect crayon eaters to do simple Google search.

@ghostbear200123

4 жыл бұрын

johnnycatR58 “Crayon eater,” I’m old School.

BDUs....I got to wear BDUs back in 2001 during basic....I also spitshined belt buckles and boots.....what a times. ....

Out freaking standing guys!!!

you guys really really need to take your medication .before I died laughing.

Q-tip was for the cracks, seems near soles. Easy spit shine acquired with flame or stove top heat.

"Maybe its mabaling" I lost it

@thill29

4 жыл бұрын

Maybeline?

@andrewjohnston4127

4 жыл бұрын

@@thill29 maybe 😁

I lost it with "I Love You 3000"

You forgot KOBE😭

@james_jr

3 жыл бұрын

Who? ...lol j/k

@christopherbriggs9526

3 жыл бұрын

No body cares

Glad they took notes

AHHHHNH!!!! this video is GOLDEN... every word XD

*I love you 3000* Tears and sobbing 😭

Graham and Hodges hair is out of reg for 2000. Even for an E1, those uniforms are soup sandwiches.

Hilarious I love the content! 😂

Damnit, need a part 2!

4:06 XD my mans pulled out a Q-Tip

@justonrg

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@justonrg

4 жыл бұрын

Same one I was shining my boots with. 🤷‍♂️

Forgot to move outta Cali because...it burned down here. We all moved to Texas, and they love us there...welcomed us with open arms to cry upon their bosoms.

The dress greens got phased out in 2010 lol. I liked those more then the current dress blues...

@DBCooper363

4 жыл бұрын

@Blitz 557 The dress greens are classic Army uniforms. The Army doesnt really care about history I guess...

@SDguy3030

4 жыл бұрын

I like the dress blues. Looking forward to pinks and greens though.

@TedBronson1918

4 жыл бұрын

@@DBCooper363 What do you mean ? Now they have the WW II style dress brown uniform... or at least that's the plan. I'm not sure of it's present status. It looks pretty sharp and I liked the pic I saw of it. Plus, the Army has had a variety of uniforms over time. Tradition will go on where it can, but if newer, better things can improve the situation they will be adopted. The greens only go back to after WW II, so they aren't THAT traditional. People apparently liked the brown uniforms much better when asked.

6:34 I lost it. “Heyyyyy”🤣🤣

It took me till the end of the video to realize that they went back to see their past selves.

I'm just happy Bitcoin got a mention😂😂😂

Lmfao! Good job guys! Miss the funny shit you do.

This is amazing 😂

NIPR SIPR doesn't know the difference had me dying lol

This is freakin hilarious!!!

20 years later and he's still a PFC.

My Joke's are landing like a G6 on the Hudson ... similar to the Milk Mustache from Victorias Secrets catalog without wing's ... Mute buttons on the cover up bedfellows ...

Great Scott!!!!

If only we had this information o what a world somebody invent a time machine!!!!

When the time comes, send support to Benghazi... too good

You just created a new timeline by doing this thats funny

The pencil stash makes it better.

Finally something about the good ol' days. Fuck!

Black Boot Army! Now yer talkin'. Elvis collar BDUs, Kiwi, Dehydrated Pork Patty MREs.

I thought they went back in time to correct those soup sandwich sleeves.

Why y’all gotta bring me into this? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!?

Tell Micheal Jackson to change doctors? How about telling him to stay away from them kids.

@Wand422

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that story was pretty scuffed. Not saying he did or didn't but I'm fairly certain his accusers were not victims at the very least.

@imslightlykold

3 жыл бұрын

2000 would have been too late to tell jim to stop...

@Kraken9911

3 жыл бұрын

He made thriller...

"Don't ask, don't tell"

Love that you put Bitcoin in the skit, good stuff

@richrule72investment21

4 жыл бұрын

I posted my coinbase link above. LOL