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  • @harshbansal7982
    @harshbansal79823 жыл бұрын

    Admin has PTSD from the time he messed up the Infantry guys leave paperwork .

  • @Jack-Surreal_Panes

    @Jack-Surreal_Panes

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought for sure he was going to say his friend got a serious paper cut.

  • @EMShorts8

    @EMShorts8

    3 жыл бұрын

    Admin got CABs on my deployment as the IEDs went off and killed a lot of my paltoon. Some how being 10 feet from an ied explosion and 1000 are the same.

  • @harshbansal7982

    @harshbansal7982

    3 жыл бұрын

    America Best country ever oh man . That’s just disgraceful.

  • @imperialkingzent

    @imperialkingzent

    3 жыл бұрын

    What's disgraceful is the lives lost who gives a shit about who got a CAB 1000 feet away...this shit is funny let's not turn it into something shameful

  • @EMShorts8

    @EMShorts8

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@harshbansal7982 very

  • @clonearmy77
    @clonearmy773 жыл бұрын

    The way he said "You're welcome" ....is practically the awkward feeling I get whenever someone "thanks" me. Anyone else?

  • @jackscustoms3858

    @jackscustoms3858

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @matt0331

    @matt0331

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, same for me too

  • @Borescoped

    @Borescoped

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same, makes me feel... awkward

  • @donaldkwasnicki4689

    @donaldkwasnicki4689

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @joeybasenberg4665

    @joeybasenberg4665

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @Jack-Surreal_Panes
    @Jack-Surreal_Panes3 жыл бұрын

    Reality is the S1 guy gets full 100% and the Grunt gets 10% for possible hearing degredation.

  • @bri-manhunter2654

    @bri-manhunter2654

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @blackarmygi

    @blackarmygi

    3 жыл бұрын

    Facts!!!!!

  • @kingmelanin7468

    @kingmelanin7468

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mostly because they are better socialize, know paperwork jargon, and probably works the building over. No shit, had my e4 S1 clown me for not knowing how to do a promotion packet and not earning a degree while on duty. She got a mouthful from me, my platoon sergeant, her platoon sergeant (female). She couldn’t fathom how the light infantry couldn’t take laptops to the field and be allotted study time.

  • @stilawesome3586

    @stilawesome3586

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kingmelanin7468 i was in therapy for ptsd in iraq. After getting hit by a blast walking through the doorway the therapist decided i should consider discharge after writing in my record that "therapy was futile" lol

  • @5.5.Below.5

    @5.5.Below.5

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@stilawesome3586 "Therapy was futile." Nice! Sadly...I have to agree.

  • @SGTJackMorgan
    @SGTJackMorgan3 жыл бұрын

    It has to be so damn hard to keep a straight face while shooting these.

  • @BennyLlama39

    @BennyLlama39

    3 жыл бұрын

    In one of these, the guy playing Myrtle about to lose it and start laughing.

  • @Ghost-yj1xq

    @Ghost-yj1xq

    3 жыл бұрын

    You should see the bloopers they’ll just laugh staring at each other having a hard time keeping a straight face.

  • @Baddawg_313

    @Baddawg_313

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh they never keep a straight face lol. Sometimes i watch them film while i hide in the bushes outside their window drinking cough syrup and eating peanut butter from my ass.

  • @trevthekidd

    @trevthekidd

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Baddawg_313 consider it a date bro, I'll bring the ass nutella

  • @luigijoseph391
    @luigijoseph3913 жыл бұрын

    God as a old old vet that’s so true how different vets handle it but it’s done in such funny way love it

  • @daniel17319

    @daniel17319

    3 жыл бұрын

    The,administrative folks get the 100 percent by claiming they got raped by their squad leader

  • @daniel17319

    @daniel17319

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dead wrong, it's a comparison between grunts and pogs, by your reply I'm assuming your a pog

  • @luigijoseph391

    @luigijoseph391

    3 жыл бұрын

    No skip as a Squad leader in Vietnam I saw it first hand how some just took it as a days work While will others took it a lot harder .

  • @Cannibal_Actual

    @Cannibal_Actual

    3 жыл бұрын

    as just an old vet myself it’s almost spot on. The a lot of the boys who where raised as hunters do fine but some of those guys who learned to shoot in basic tended to not take it so well

  • @royeick2991

    @royeick2991

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea your right, I wasn't bothered with most of it, I saw a dog get shot and that was worse then a person I can care less if someone wants to die

  • @stilawesome3586
    @stilawesome35863 жыл бұрын

    Infantry guy gave admin guy ptsd lol. "We just shot the cows, figured someone would police them up." Admin guy" dead cows everywhere!"

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul3 жыл бұрын

    The way they described the Mortars sent my sides to the Heavens.

  • @notakeanureeveschannel9702

    @notakeanureeveschannel9702

    3 жыл бұрын

    AWeebPilot WithNoLife no it’s motars

  • @garyfontenot2786

    @garyfontenot2786

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thankfully mine was a dud. I heard a quick swoosh, and a thud when it buried in the ground about 20 feet away. We were in a field next to that gold top mosque in Baghdad, and they were trying to hit the mosque.

  • @airborne1ranger24

    @airborne1ranger24

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@garyfontenot2786 gold topped mosque? Which part of baghdad was that?

  • @carsonkouts

    @carsonkouts

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good old days at shank

  • @garyfontenot2786

    @garyfontenot2786

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@airborne1ranger24 South central. I think it was called the golden mosque.

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_2 жыл бұрын

    0:30. Thank you for that. USAF retiree here. I never know how to respond when someone says "thank you for your service". Myrtle's response is spot on.

  • @boringdude1626

    @boringdude1626

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hey Rick Thank you for your service

  • @babyguns5628

    @babyguns5628

    Жыл бұрын

    I usually say thank you for your support still don’t know what to say but that’s my go to

  • @nodvick

    @nodvick

    Жыл бұрын

    usaf vet here too, usually just say "I appreciate it." It's when they start asking questions that it gets awkward. Don't get me wrong, proud of my time in and all, but I don't want to talk about it all the dang time, so I start telling "traumatizing" stories and laughing hysterically about it until they change the subject

  • @Ash_Vulpine

    @Ash_Vulpine

    9 ай бұрын

    The AFI standard is thank you for your support. I just say “no problem”

  • @NeiasaurusCreations

    @NeiasaurusCreations

    Ай бұрын

    I say it out of respect. No response needed.

  • @deathsticks1776
    @deathsticks17762 жыл бұрын

    Started laughing as soon as I heard “bagram” and “higher threat level” in the same sentence.

  • @pkt1213
    @pkt12133 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for educating me that Marker Mark will fit in a sleeve pocket.

  • @henrique3045
    @henrique30453 жыл бұрын

    I'm Admin and I'm proud of it. My war is against the printer. And the coffee machine, that suddenly started to make coffee by itself, almost causing a flood in the office.

  • @henrique3045

    @henrique3045

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Adam Beeson Enlisted. I'm not American also, and I serve in my country. But the infantry looks pretty much the same here lol

  • @clownworldhereticmyron1018

    @clownworldhereticmyron1018

    3 жыл бұрын

    Printers are a damn nightmare.

  • @chocolatefrenzieya

    @chocolatefrenzieya

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think haunted office equipment could be a pretty scary job!

  • @henrique3045

    @henrique3045

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chocolatefrenzieya Yeah man! Paratroopers think they're bad, but try working in a super complicated, poorly designed material control system, with a pile of fuelling authorization, vehicle entry and exit control and material transfer files waiting to be inserted into the system, while the coffee machine makes coffee by itself, spilling coffee all over the floor.

  • @chocolatefrenzieya

    @chocolatefrenzieya

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@henrique3045 I totally see a "The Office" remake where 3 renegade workers take the coffee machine for "a ride" and beat the snot out of it.

  • @Rabbit_Hill
    @Rabbit_Hill3 жыл бұрын

    “So you encountered a rock in Iraq.” is what really got me

  • @MikeC-my4lf
    @MikeC-my4lf3 жыл бұрын

    We called artillery "the train". If you hear the train whistle, you missed the train (it will go over or drop short). If you hear the train coming down the tracks (a woog woog woog woog kind of sound), you'll get hit by the train

  • @orion8981

    @orion8981

    3 жыл бұрын

    There's really nothing quite like it.

  • @HurremDurrem

    @HurremDurrem

    3 жыл бұрын

    No one wants to be on point for the pain train

  • @omega43

    @omega43

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shudder

  • @hellfire66683

    @hellfire66683

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just gotta learn the dif between incoming and outgoing

  • @christopherchris4872
    @christopherchris48723 жыл бұрын

    The therapist is a reserve drill sgt, he was in my basic training company

  • @mylesbabcock5483

    @mylesbabcock5483

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was about to say the same thing

  • @Cannibal_Actual

    @Cannibal_Actual

    3 жыл бұрын

    The first Private that calls him Stacy wins!

  • @calimerc

    @calimerc

    3 жыл бұрын

    you could be a ds in the reserves wtf

  • @kiehnonyou288

    @kiehnonyou288

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@calimerc you can be a DS in the national guard....

  • @harshbansal7982

    @harshbansal7982

    3 жыл бұрын

    Devin Kiehn so are they a DS for every weekend a month?

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama393 жыл бұрын

    Myrtle: "Swig?" Quack: "It's eleven thirty." Me: It's five o'clock *somewhere,* Doc! (grabs Jager) 😀

  • @eyeballpapercut4400

    @eyeballpapercut4400

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Женя Марик no bots allowed

  • @Lawofimprobability

    @Lawofimprobability

    3 жыл бұрын

    Had a guy in my old unit who was literally one of the examples of the dangers of drinking after deployment in a video we had to watch.

  • @clownworldhereticmyron1018

    @clownworldhereticmyron1018

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Lawofimprobability what a legend

  • @redcell9636
    @redcell96363 жыл бұрын

    Meanwhile, Some Engineer will never walk into that office because he is either; a) completely hungover and trying to do the math for a concrete slab; b) Completely unhinged do to extremely aggressive anger issues Or c) because there is always something broken and/or wrong that some ToC-roach needs done because "its mission critical".

  • @j.chriswatson6847

    @j.chriswatson6847

    3 жыл бұрын

    Amen

  • @nicholasingenthron7104

    @nicholasingenthron7104

    3 жыл бұрын

    As a prior 12b I can vouch 😂

  • @Angie12278

    @Angie12278

    3 ай бұрын

    21C i concur

  • @TheyCallMeJeffrey
    @TheyCallMeJeffrey3 жыл бұрын

    One time, back when I was in ‘stan, the chow hall ran out of pralines and cream ice cream. That was, a... that was a tough week. My wife tells me I sometimes sit up in the dead of night and yell “I don’t want rocky road!”

  • @chrisshaw6200

    @chrisshaw6200

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mine was when "THEY!" shot the Camel. I didn't want to eat it.... But it wasn't that bad?!? 😳

  • @chocolatefrenzieya

    @chocolatefrenzieya

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can relate. Rocky Road is gross.

  • @scrappydoolobster6143

    @scrappydoolobster6143

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rocky Road is my favorite

  • @TheCaptainbeefylog

    @TheCaptainbeefylog

    3 жыл бұрын

    DUDE! You were deep in the shit.

  • @OmegaInfinita
    @OmegaInfinita3 жыл бұрын

    Bottle of makers mark in the pocket Jesus Christ that’s gold

  • @larrymcjones

    @larrymcjones

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stuffs kinda expensive isn’t it

  • @masc2fighter
    @masc2fighter3 жыл бұрын

    So true been infantry from 06-15 and then went to a non combat arms unit... all I can say is... wow the grandures of delusion they have.

  • @ericharrison6418
    @ericharrison64182 жыл бұрын

    In bagram I had my NCOIC wake me up when I was off duty and ask if I heard the mortar alarm. No, NCOIC I didn’t….I was asleep. Then he asked why I didn’t warn other soldiers about the alarm. Me: I thought that’s what the alarm was for.

  • @FINALLYOUTAFTER7

    @FINALLYOUTAFTER7

    Жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA I read your story and lost my shit…………

  • @khalidmuhammad5947

    @khalidmuhammad5947

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jenmartinez8153

    @jenmartinez8153

    Ай бұрын

    I got chewed out for this so many times to count. Half the time I would sleep through it all

  • @kardoar
    @kardoar3 жыл бұрын

    Was on the porta shitter and had mortars hit within 50 meters. The buzzing sound was memorable. Funny shit ever thinking I might die in a porta shitter.

  • @seandlax9

    @seandlax9

    3 жыл бұрын

    I always get a kick remembering the difference between the the first time to having been in country for a couple months. First time=pandemonium. After a couple months="Hey bro, stick your head outside and see if anyone is running....No?" (rolls back over and goes back to sleep)

  • @collguyjoe99

    @collguyjoe99

    3 жыл бұрын

    My boy got hit with mortar shrapnel after he just left the porta shitter on his way to chow - we had just got back from a mission in which nothing happened.

  • @kardoar

    @kardoar

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@collguyjoe99 normally the way it goes. We were with some 10th mountain guys who made it through hell. Just to lose a guy to a mortar a week from home.

  • @manictiger

    @manictiger

    3 жыл бұрын

    At least you can't crap your pants if you die that way. You'll just die covered in everyone else's crap, instead. Much more dignified.

  • @kardoar

    @kardoar

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@manictiger lol i Kept thinking please don't tell my family I died on the shitter. Was torward the end of tour had little fucks left.

  • @nothingwrong1050
    @nothingwrong10503 жыл бұрын

    "run while you crawl" amazing i learnt that in my military training

  • @delpasen
    @delpasen3 жыл бұрын

    We had one casualty, one guy rolled his knee playing basketball. I love this! it's so true when we leave the wire every day and roll back in that's what I see! gotta love it.

  • @dillonbentzin8074
    @dillonbentzin80743 жыл бұрын

    YOOOOO!!! That “doctor” was my basic training drill Sargent!!

  • @KlaustheViking

    @KlaustheViking

    3 жыл бұрын

    Женя Марик Take your meds and chill.

  • @a.hypocrite

    @a.hypocrite

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Женя Марик whatever you're smoking I want some

  • @a.hypocrite

    @a.hypocrite

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Женя Марик Where is your proof?

  • @a.hypocrite

    @a.hypocrite

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Женя Марик I'm still waiting for proof, not conjecture.

  • @divinewillie2973

    @divinewillie2973

    3 жыл бұрын

    Weed at its finest

  • @charlesshelton7989
    @charlesshelton79893 жыл бұрын

    When the guy who is fifty pounds overweight, been on a permanent PT waiver for the last three years, has an "injury" from basic training, and has been coded as non-deployable for the last four years tries to claim sexual harrassment and PTSD.

  • @SHAKA38

    @SHAKA38

    3 жыл бұрын

    😃😆🤣

  • @coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13

    @coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13

    3 жыл бұрын

    And still gets promoted. Literally saw that in the Marines.

  • @edgarallanpoe8917
    @edgarallanpoe89173 жыл бұрын

    The smile didn't leave my face for the entirety of the video... you know, for an mp you're alright...

  • @jacobperez7168
    @jacobperez71683 жыл бұрын

    Cringe hit me hard when he started saying Hooah at the end

  • @DrLeQuackAmnesiaSpecialist

    @DrLeQuackAmnesiaSpecialist

    3 жыл бұрын

    My unit says it all the time, I don’t see how it’s cringy.

  • @jacobperez7168

    @jacobperez7168

    3 жыл бұрын

    stevy you and your unit is cringe

  • @DrLeQuackAmnesiaSpecialist

    @DrLeQuackAmnesiaSpecialist

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jacob Perez What’s your MOS?

  • @zachowon

    @zachowon

    3 жыл бұрын

    It all depends on the unit. Some say it all the time, some people dont care, others hate it. It is the Armys Oorah to compete with the Marines

  • @gabriellowe9929

    @gabriellowe9929

    3 жыл бұрын

    stevy If it’s not ironically, it’s cringe. Unless you’re a POG then it makes sense I guess.

  • @Coolioussleezer
    @Coolioussleezer3 жыл бұрын

    "It says something about pregnancy afterwards IDk" 4:00 This is honestly why I love this channel

  • @danieldunn6284
    @danieldunn62843 жыл бұрын

    sad thing is the "Admin" would get 100% disability. I know a person who got !00% because one time they heard gunfire

  • @aaronmills8295

    @aaronmills8295

    3 жыл бұрын

    IF thats the case we all get that from basic or boot lol.

  • @bri-manhunter2654

    @bri-manhunter2654

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bullshit, there is no way that can be true.

  • @MightyGreenLantern17
    @MightyGreenLantern173 жыл бұрын

    It's always so funny how people with the least stress do the most complaining, and the people with the most stress do the least complaining

  • @TheGameScape

    @TheGameScape

    3 жыл бұрын

    You get used to stress

  • @MightyGreenLantern17

    @MightyGreenLantern17

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheGameScape one would hope

  • @TheGameScape

    @TheGameScape

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dono James II . Makes me think that the people that don’t encounter much of it are prone to having their world turned upside down when they encounter large amounts of it abruptly

  • @MightyGreenLantern17

    @MightyGreenLantern17

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheGameScape Yeah kinda like sheltered kids that are traumatized when they first leave their parents house, vs kids who had rough upbringings but then become tough adults

  • @CoyoteSevenFL

    @CoyoteSevenFL

    3 жыл бұрын

    I ain't got time to bleed...

  • @franksmithii608
    @franksmithii6083 жыл бұрын

    " couldn't save the guy that was burning , i see him some times "

  • @georgethekingiv
    @georgethekingiv3 жыл бұрын

    Funny sketch but always remember that what seems trivial to you can be Traumatizing to somebody else. Just had an NCO I served with take their own life. But yeah, I've seen people deployed to Bagram act like a little bitch.

  • @TheInfantry98

    @TheInfantry98

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m seriously sorry to hear that brother

  • @churchesmaxiumuschicken7558
    @churchesmaxiumuschicken75583 жыл бұрын

    With the guy playing the infantry? The VA woulda said.. Nope he's fine no ptsd here.

  • @centurionmcjk4391
    @centurionmcjk43913 жыл бұрын

    A ROCK IN IRAQ lol comedy gold

  • @virum1
    @virum13 жыл бұрын

    The funny part of this video is it is so truthful in so many ways. If you been by the po pond in Kandahar you understand. Lol

  • @Borescoped

    @Borescoped

    3 жыл бұрын

    Poo Poo Lagoon!!!

  • @virum1

    @virum1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Borescoped I know it has to have grown since 03-04.

  • @dingo5208

    @dingo5208

    3 жыл бұрын

    The brits used to swim in it...

  • @Borescoped

    @Borescoped

    3 жыл бұрын

    John Green it was decent sized when I was there in ‘06

  • @josiahrudy7744

    @josiahrudy7744

    3 жыл бұрын

    Every morning in southpark lol was in kaf 2009/10

  • @pepleatherlab3872
    @pepleatherlab38722 жыл бұрын

    At 4:00 with the Makers Mark made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. Comedy amber.😏

  • @collguyjoe99
    @collguyjoe993 жыл бұрын

    Only took me getting SC Cancer due to exposure to Nuke/Radiological material in Iraq to get upgraded to 100%

  • @Borescoped

    @Borescoped

    3 жыл бұрын

    Would be nice if they did that for the K2 vets also.

  • @collguyjoe99

    @collguyjoe99

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Borescoped My type of cancer was rare - caused by exposure - hell even the VA said it was due to exposure and lists as so under my disabilities

  • @terrygrossmann2295

    @terrygrossmann2295

    3 жыл бұрын

    coolguyjoe99 so there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? The media always lead on that there wasn't.

  • @collguyjoe99

    @collguyjoe99

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@terrygrossmann2295 I was at Taji which is north of Baghdad for a while. It was home to the Iraqi chemical and nuclear weapons program as well as being a massive Republican guard base and tank production and repair facility

  • @BombproofCraftsman

    @BombproofCraftsman

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have wondered for years about what I was exposed to. My COP was southeast of Baghdad in Salman Pak. Apparently the old Iraqi Salman Pak Facility was just down the road & played a big role in their bio/chem weapons programs.

  • @airborne1ranger24
    @airborne1ranger243 жыл бұрын

    "It was lovely meeting you sergeant myrtle." "Yeah sure thing Stace!" "Its Stacey, traditional spelling" "Yeah whatever the fuck" I died.... sounds like almost every person I was ever stationed with...🤣🤣

  • @Dsdcain
    @Dsdcain3 жыл бұрын

    You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning TBH.

  • @ThadtheHobo
    @ThadtheHobo3 жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of when they had us line medics and hospital/support battalion medics training together. It was hilarious. We all came in hungover smelling like booze, chugging coffee, dipping smoking cursing every other word, using normal/slang names for things. They came in like uptight preppy med school students who had to show how smart they are by using the $50 words. But they couldn't figure out what a nose hose was.

  • @gammagoblinmiller1604
    @gammagoblinmiller16043 жыл бұрын

    Every deployment is a great story...listen close to our vets America

  • @ikill562
    @ikill5623 жыл бұрын

    This is so fucken accurate!!! On my first deployment we got shot at so many times on patrol never even received our CIB till the end of the deployment while all the pogs got hit with 1 mortar outside the FOB and had on their little combat badge on the next day all happy xD

  • @collguyjoe99

    @collguyjoe99

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. To actually earn the CIB you have to close with and destroy the enemy not just get shot at it's not the cab for Christ's sake

  • @FBIAGENT725

    @FBIAGENT725

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@collguyjoe99 the cab and cib are the same requirement-wise

  • @collguyjoe99

    @collguyjoe99

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@FBIAGENT725 No they are not - Cab you have to get shot at, CIB you have to close and destroy the enemy - Per Army Regs

  • @FBIAGENT725

    @FBIAGENT725

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@collguyjoe99 For award of the CIB a Soldier must meet the following three requirements: (1) Be an infantryman satisfactorily performing infantry duties. (2) Assigned to an infantry unit during such time as the unit is engaged in active ground combat. (3) Actively participate in such ground combat. Campaign or battle credit alone is not sufficient for award of the CIB. www.hrc.army.mil/content/Combat%20Infantry%20Badge%20CIB

  • @collguyjoe99

    @collguyjoe99

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@FBIAGENT725 Exactly - show me in CAB regs were active ground combat is required - CAB you just have to be engaged by enemy - also forgot this part: , a Soldier must be an Army infantry or special forces officer (SSI 11 or 18) in the grade of colonel or below, or an Army enlisted Soldier or warrant officer with an infantry or special forces MOS, who has satisfactorily performed duty while assigned or attached as a member of an infantry, ranger or special forces unit of brigade, regimental, or smaller size during any period such unit was engaged in active ground combat, to close with and destroy the enemy with direct fires. A Soldier must be personally present and under fire while serving in an assigned infantry or Special Forces primary duty, in a unit engaged in active ground combat, to close with and destroy the enemy with direct fires. Soldiers possessing MOS of 18D (Special Forces Medical Sergeant) who satisfactorily perform special forces duties while assigned or attached to a special forces unit of brigade, regimental, or smaller size during any period such unit was engaged in active ground combat may be awarded the CIB. These Soldiers must have been personally present and engaged in active ground combat, to close with and destroy the enemy with direct fires. Retroactive awards under these criteria are not authorized for service prior to 18 September 2001. Those Soldiers possessing MOS of 18D who qualify for award of the CMB from 18 September 2001 to 3 June 2005 will remain qualified for the badge.

  • @williamballard7642
    @williamballard76423 жыл бұрын

    From the bottom of this veterans heart thank you for bringing this out, as an infantry soldier people still don’t understand how and why we have to become so numb to such violence and death. And for my brothers and sisters out there who also suffer with PTSD you are not alone. 3/187 Rakkasan D company Wolf Pack!

  • @Grim.Tyrant
    @Grim.Tyrant3 жыл бұрын

    I like that admin’s got four tours as well but no CAB. Nice attention to detail.

  • @renegadusunidos6151

    @renegadusunidos6151

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait til they use a paper pencil CAB. Lol

  • @michaelward9880
    @michaelward98803 жыл бұрын

    I am a Navy vet 1982 - 1987. I worked in Iraq at Al Asad for a year and 2 years in Afghanistan at Camp Mike Spann and FO B Konduz as a field service representative on the MRAP program. I've got to a lot of soldiers and Marines during that time. They all seemed pretty normal to me, even the ones who experienced combat. I think this bit hits it on the head. Thanks guys. I enjoy your channel very much. Keep it up!

  • @wes11bravo
    @wes11bravo3 жыл бұрын

    "Ummm... you're welcome?"

  • @michaelfrench3396
    @michaelfrench33963 жыл бұрын

    My father in law (Vietnam combat vet) and I (schmuck) talk about this a lot. Neither he nor any of his friends have license plates or wear hats or anything. It's always the REMF guys that extol their service and how dramatic it was. The real men live quiet unassuming lives of awesomeness.

  • @nelsonking6102

    @nelsonking6102

    3 жыл бұрын

    Still true today. As infantry you will get fucking annihilated for wearing “boot” gear outside of uniform. Its always the pogs wearing boot shit like basic training shirts and grunt style

  • @michaelfrench3396

    @michaelfrench3396

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Jimmy Strudel or that bought some really neat ones on Etsy. 😂👍

  • @michaelfrench3396

    @michaelfrench3396

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Roger Wilco I'm all for that. 👍

  • @michaelfrench3396

    @michaelfrench3396

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Jimmy Strudel probably. My wife says you can get anything on there. I wouldn't be surprised if some hipster is making them in his basement so people can look "tough" 😂👍

  • @denno3124

    @denno3124

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nelsonking6102 Trigger pullers started most of those trends, didn't they?

  • @murder4055
    @murder40553 жыл бұрын

    I died when he called a mortar a motor....I hope it ain't a V8.

  • @BB-oy1vb
    @BB-oy1vb3 жыл бұрын

    That was fantastic!!! Although this is a very "heavy stuff" they talk about, I couldn't stop laughing 😆 I understand that many veterans would not laugh and don't want to agree with me, but I'm almost certain that when they get a chance to watch this video, they will have lots of fun. Thanks for making videos like this ! I just hope that something funny like this episode will help those who suffer from the war trauma .

  • @TG-dc1rs
    @TG-dc1rs3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO! You guys are awesome! I have a hard time every now and then from my deployments and I freaking love this stuff. Thanks for keeping on fighting the good fight!

  • @fretbuzz1979
    @fretbuzz19792 жыл бұрын

    "Where and when did you deploy?" "Fob Rustimayah Baghdad 06/07" "Were you involved in any combat?" "I was at Rusty from 06-07, so yeah."

  • @inquisitorfederov5470
    @inquisitorfederov54703 жыл бұрын

    "You learn to crawl, and run at the same time." LMFAO

  • @RikodiusRex
    @RikodiusRex3 жыл бұрын

    Trauma is relative. And infantry guy is super traumatized...and hiding it. So he can likely deploy again. See? Admin guy wants out. Infantry guy wants to stay in. Nailed it! Im not even enlisted and you would not believe the amount of deescalation it takes near a military base and the hood on the Fourth of July. Everybody-and I mean EVERYBODY is triggered ASF and hiding it and freaking out on each other...while drunk and/or sober...all night. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I remind people about the fireworks and gunshots thing a LOT. It can be super traumatic.

  • @cacapeepeepoopoohead1632

    @cacapeepeepoopoohead1632

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wtf!

  • @JoeelGaucin

    @JoeelGaucin

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm more just inconvenienced and annoyed, it's diesel fuel that got me. I'm good now though.

  • @Leader1623

    @Leader1623

    3 жыл бұрын

    Joeel Gaucin the smell?

  • @RikodiusRex

    @RikodiusRex

    3 жыл бұрын

    Paul Hamilton deescalation of disorderly conduct incidents in this area paired with military people, police, gunshots and fireworks. It’s like a powder keg of drama. I wanted to be a trauma therapist. Get off me, Paul. 😝

  • @RikodiusRex

    @RikodiusRex

    3 жыл бұрын

    Patrick Oshnock somebody’s gotta take care of you old farts once you traumatized yourself to hell and back 🤓

  • @ridingdeep8530
    @ridingdeep85303 жыл бұрын

    "This uh...this answer your question?" Sure thing Stace. "So...you encountered a rock in Iraq..." This was funny, one of your best, I was a grunt in the Corps, deployed a few times, it is always entertaining to sit down with a civilian councilor.

  • @shoachiwarrior
    @shoachiwarrior3 жыл бұрын

    You guys crack me up! You guys bring great humor! Love it!!! Keep it up! Love the out takes!

  • @rescuedogsawaitinganewlife1171
    @rescuedogsawaitinganewlife11713 жыл бұрын

    You guys bring such laughter to my day. Ty

  • @Lodogg
    @Lodogg3 жыл бұрын

    :30 that look of ‘you’re welcome’... so familiar. I use it every time at Home Depot. Look, I just want that 10%, don’t need a parade... 😂🤣

  • @snakeeyes254
    @snakeeyes2543 жыл бұрын

    I feel like drew has seen enough of his character type. That’s why he can do it so well. 😂😂

  • @1kingfree
    @1kingfree3 жыл бұрын

    Have you seen the size of the cow!! Bro that had me laughing so hard. This video is priceless man. Thank you for the laughs

  • @garyfontenot2786
    @garyfontenot27863 жыл бұрын

    I didn't know if I was the only one who wasn't bothered by popping noises. You learned to sleep through mortars, and it's just your time if you get hit. Gunshots were just a simple let's figure out where that came from. I never understood the whole fireworks find cover freakout, but I also don't understand how people have depression.

  • @herkherk135

    @herkherk135

    3 жыл бұрын

    Combat engineer here, did route clearance, hear yea bout the mortars, and also after clearing a stretch has couple hrs to try to sleep before heading out again just to be woken up by artillary goin off also

  • @garyfontenot2786

    @garyfontenot2786

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@herkherk135 I'll be completely honest. We were 2 weeks fresh on our first deployment, and we spotted a roadside IED on Sword during a recon mission. We called EOD, and waited 5 hours. We watched them come into view a mile away, and creep .5 mph to us. We never called EOD again.

  • @comandercoconut4921

    @comandercoconut4921

    3 жыл бұрын

    Never the explosion or any of the booms but that freaking incoming alarm at shank yeah that one freaks me out

  • @kadu2be
    @kadu2be3 жыл бұрын

    You guys are awesome and hit every point of this therapy.

  • @rebeccariordan6391
    @rebeccariordan63913 жыл бұрын

    You guys nail the attitudes every time! Lol

  • @Kaz13A
    @Kaz13A3 жыл бұрын

    Kid hit a donkey with an 1117, he's outside drawing donkey pics few days later, says "it looked at me and I took its soul!" Best day ever

  • @doomermurks6959

    @doomermurks6959

    3 жыл бұрын

    Idk whether to laugh or be shocked...

  • @Kaz13A

    @Kaz13A

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@doomermurks6959 you think you're shocked, the mechanic that slid under there when we got back was super pumped, had a chunk o donkey stuck in the tow bar even

  • @kylehuff5510
    @kylehuff55103 жыл бұрын

    Funniest thing I've seen in a long time! Great job!

  • @danielhammond3012
    @danielhammond30123 жыл бұрын

    Subscribed after 30 seconds!! LMFAO, just knew the admin weenie would be traumitized? Bullet catcher made me pee when he pulled out the Makers Mark, look on the docs face, priceless.

  • @hook86
    @hook863 жыл бұрын

    This is the truth man. Especially as an Army Vet who is now in the Air Guard....

  • @sickman1655
    @sickman16553 жыл бұрын

    You guys are all kinds of messed up. Love it.

  • @avarice2801
    @avarice28013 жыл бұрын

    He was in a combat zone. Love it guys keep it up.

  • @newbreedartistzone
    @newbreedartistzone3 жыл бұрын

    Dam that's 1000%. love it "His bright Idea" CIB Infantry leads the way !!!

  • @Toaster81
    @Toaster813 жыл бұрын

    I grew up in Detroit area, so going Infantry just seemed right. Keep up the awesome content.

  • @Flaphand
    @Flaphand3 жыл бұрын

    This is so accurate somehow. Love it.

  • @GeorgePrince
    @GeorgePrince3 жыл бұрын

    The bloopers are the best!!!

  • @robtathome
    @robtathome3 жыл бұрын

    You guys are SO good!

  • @Drak600rr
    @Drak600rr3 жыл бұрын

    I’m dying LOL you nailed it!

  • @CM-oy2kd
    @CM-oy2kd3 жыл бұрын

    Hands down best one yet

  • @josiahrudy7744
    @josiahrudy77443 жыл бұрын

    Love the vids you guys put out man.

  • @jjdavis7471
    @jjdavis74713 жыл бұрын

    I was in tears laughing, great video. He said take me out to Outback 😅😅.

  • @KeikoFXDesigns
    @KeikoFXDesigns3 жыл бұрын

    Man you guys need to make a short military comedy movie!

  • @hz3917
    @hz39173 жыл бұрын

    "What, are you a woman?" Lol

  • @greglasko
    @greglasko3 жыл бұрын

    "He kicked the IED"...... been there.... it was a shoe box with a cigarette butt smoking??? watched it happen NOSHIT. My freaking sides hurt! You made my day!!!!!

  • @jupiterjunk
    @jupiterjunk3 жыл бұрын

    I have to hear about this weekly. My wife's best friend is a psychiatrist at the VA in Miami. She has ZERO clue what the military does or what the MOSs' even mean, let alone what 11B/X or 12B/X went through. It's f***in' sad.

  • @TheZanony
    @TheZanony3 жыл бұрын

    Admin after psych needs a drink. The doctor after combat soldier's psych needs a drink

  • @brandonrobbins1578
    @brandonrobbins15783 жыл бұрын

    This is the best most accurate video i have ever seen 😂😂

  • @craigfin3222
    @craigfin32223 жыл бұрын

    Damn right here, been Quartermaster and Infantry. I can say that even my experience as a Quartermaster was vastly different then most Admins experience.

  • @ryanabbuhl2861
    @ryanabbuhl28613 жыл бұрын

    Ngl juston reminds me of my former history teacher, the attitude and everything. He was cool

  • @briantwin2yt789
    @briantwin2yt7893 жыл бұрын

    I’m dead! Lmfao this so fuccin true! But the liquor, dead on accurate

  • @coreyspofford4166
    @coreyspofford41663 жыл бұрын

    this was great i loved the part with the fire works bit never bothered me in fact when you hear real gun shots and real things blowing up you carve that sound into your soul so most not everyone can tell the difference in fact it reminds me of a party on the forth of july where they were shooting off fire works and some kids thought they would shot their dads gun fireworks all night no problem me and the other guy who hear the shots dropped like a bag of bricks first thing we ask each other you hit while everyone is looking at us like we are crazy we then turn to them and say get on the floor the whole being afraid of every pop is a thing with some but with most who have seen the death up close they learn to shrug it off

  • @victorwelkin9136
    @victorwelkin91363 жыл бұрын

    Gives a whole new meaning to Kick Rocks!

  • @sirmossman3600
    @sirmossman36003 жыл бұрын

    My Christ I haven’t laughed this hard in a hot minute.

  • @JV-DONJOSE
    @JV-DONJOSE3 жыл бұрын

    Bagram..That military plane that came down at the flight line...now that was some wild shit.

  • @cuntythecuntface6458
    @cuntythecuntface64583 жыл бұрын

    I really want to be a therapist to help out soldiers, so this video is a big mood

  • @mach9383
    @mach93833 жыл бұрын

    Exactly!!! POGS are nothing like grunts. A whole different world.

  • @legionnaireguerra7511
    @legionnaireguerra75113 жыл бұрын

    This is on point ! No joke , dang POGs taking all our disability over dead cows. Ha

  • @thetexan1011
    @thetexan10113 жыл бұрын

    This makes me wonder the stories i can get from my 97 year old grandad who landed with the Canadians. He was a medic.

  • @chuckwhitson654
    @chuckwhitson6543 жыл бұрын

    Y'all always make me laugh

  • @thecman26
    @thecman263 жыл бұрын

    The run crawl, a modified crawling position!

  • @MrOMYSTARZ
    @MrOMYSTARZ3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for the laughs!

  • @Greenday4537
    @Greenday45373 жыл бұрын

    Oh, Bagram. Feels just like yesterday I was strolling down the street, sipping my smoothie, going to check in after IDF hit because you knew the sirens were going to go off warning you of the previously mentioned IDF that already hit.

  • @wardaw6
    @wardaw63 жыл бұрын

    I was 11b in iraq.. the fireworks really do get me at first still.. till i realize wtf that was.

  • @XO_Santos
    @XO_Santos3 жыл бұрын

    Bloopers > rest of the video 🤣🤣

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