"I earned this rank three times!" A true soldier right there.

@mateowey

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha!! If you haven't been busted down at least once, your not doing any living in the military! Lol 😆

@carlsoncox3730

3 жыл бұрын

@@mateowey Or your ability to not be caught is uncanny....

@mateowey

3 жыл бұрын

@@carlsoncox3730 hahahaha! I got away with quite a bit of shamming while part of the E4 Mafia lol

@carlsoncox3730

3 жыл бұрын

@@mateowey Absolutely! LOL

@xObscureMars

3 жыл бұрын

Got busted once from Sargeant to specialist and thrown out at same time by our pos new company commander after returning from Iraq and 9 years of spotless service before that. I have so much resentment over that. I should have been given s chance especially since it was two alcohol related incidents back to back because of the awesome ptsd treatment i got in the 101st. That last part is obviously sarcasm and the only non truth there.

Freaking got me at “WHO’S DOING THE MATH HERE, THE VA...” 🤣😂😆😅

@corpselight7989

3 жыл бұрын

I friggen died too

I'd love to see Angry Cops in one of these skits.

@mateowey

3 жыл бұрын

Angry cop and Yusha lmao

@gavinalexander9169

3 жыл бұрын

YES!

@cameraman655

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, that would be awesome and let’s not forget Sgt Yusha Thomas...

@connecticutfireemspdresponses

3 жыл бұрын

Yes and what about John Burke he was an army Drill Sgt

@eldridgeopwondo8519

3 жыл бұрын

YEEEES....!!

“Water boarding is in there right?” I wish that was the worst that happened in boot. 😂😂

@lonewolf031

3 жыл бұрын

They never used that though, i mean they smoked the hell out of all of us in BCT and they tore apart our bay at least three times.

@lonewolf031

3 жыл бұрын

@The Man With No Name you realize this is satire LOL

@Azumazini

3 жыл бұрын

After getting Vietnamed for 4 hours at Boot back in 2003, I'd have taken the water boarding. At least it would have been cold water....

@RageShroud

3 жыл бұрын

With a comment like this i know for a fact you never been water boarded before. Also yes i have been and BCT was a cake walk.

@SilkyLew

3 жыл бұрын

They used to way back during WW2. For training if you were captured, but they saw that it didn't really help, but fuck the soldiers up even more

“I wouldn’t follow you into war anymore... 1SG” 😂😂

@RiverPhobia

3 жыл бұрын

I read that as they said it lmao

"I'm a drill sergeant, I work 15 hours a day." LOL!

@jeebugorn

3 жыл бұрын

I was like, "only 15?? they must be in Blue Phase"

@5.5.Below.5

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeebugorn we were stuck in red phase throughout BCT and only had white phase for literally a few minutes...a few minutes...

i love the blonde guy. He's too professional

@ezansiyoum1234

3 жыл бұрын

You would think he’s an officer 😭

@aaronglacier9213

3 жыл бұрын

Foreal these three have great chemistry

@Opforo313

3 жыл бұрын

Is true, First Sgt should have lost his shit a few times?

@danieldesantiago6472

3 жыл бұрын

He was my actual drill sergeant in basic lol

@tylerwood2802

3 жыл бұрын

Great trio for these videos

Bruh the 1SG looks closer to an LT than a 1SG

@GTBANNA

3 жыл бұрын

More like a Captain. He doesn’t have that fresh out of college look.

@jonathanhunt7960

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking hate LTs especially butterbars who has 7 months of service but thinks they’ve been in for 10 years

@ARM_DM

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanhunt7960 ok Karen

@loading...4304

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanhunt7960 You're forgetting those few butter bars who were enlisted first

@pastpresentfuturex7644

3 жыл бұрын

Captain

"No that's attempted murder" with a smile he replies "exactly " 🤣🤣🤣

15 Minutes at the D.F.A.C. from the time they sit down? 9 hours of sleep? In Basic Training?! What is this......Space Force?

@MrNightpwner

3 жыл бұрын

Did they start recruiting for that shit already?

@ddaniels1590

3 жыл бұрын

9hrs of sleep? Lol I'm still in AIT we're only getting 5-6 hrs of sleep😂

@louiewatson9389

3 жыл бұрын

DFAC

@gimpsterthekid4333

3 жыл бұрын

Basically Nothing I’m also in AIT and same

@sapper72783

3 жыл бұрын

That's still a lot of sleep 5-6 hrs.

4:38 “atleast you put first sergeant on the end” 😂😂😂😂

"Life, limb, or eye sight!!!" LMAO! 💀😂💀😂

@hughsmith7504

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was saying " life, liver, or eyesight" , but then again I went through Navy boot, so I might be a little biased :)

@combatshamrocks5735

3 жыл бұрын

And if it was 1 of those u get 800mg of ibuprofen and went back to training!

Can't wait for Yusha Thomas to see this 😂😂

@jesusthroughmary

3 жыл бұрын

*Yoshi Thompson

@JustinLaFleur1990

3 жыл бұрын

Just waiting for him to yell "PUSH!!!"

@jesusthroughmary

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustinLaFleur1990 Too easy. HALF RIGHT!

@manictiger

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesusthroughmary Yoshi "Have you tried DMT" Thompson

@pabloalarcon6003

3 жыл бұрын

they should do more videos together

" The survivability rate is higher than COVID." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Who's doing the math here? The VA?"........DEAD I know this is a skit BUT this is dead on ACCURATE!!!!

When I went through Ft. Sill in 1996, our Guidon bearer admitted to voting for Clinton. The drill sergeants immediately yanked the guidon out of his hands and told him he was never allowed to walk in front of our platoon again. 😆 Times were good back then.

@crazywisdom2

3 жыл бұрын

= (0))))))))))))))))))))) now that s funny !

@lucindagray8882

3 жыл бұрын

I did basic at Ft. Sill in 99. Fun times 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾......

@joyfulpyro2589

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I can relate. We were getting deployed and they wouldn't give us a full combat load cause they cut back on the ammo when he was president back then. Man your statement brought back memories.

@mlmperez1114

3 жыл бұрын

Wall to wall counseling back in 97 lol

@silverblade357

3 жыл бұрын

Hell, even Air Force BMT is looking harder and harder these days and that shit was soft when I went through a decade ago!

"It'll BEHOOVE you" Love that line lmfao

Wait so we were supposed to get 9 hours of sleep in basic? So 32 man fire guard was probably not supposed to happen huh? Interesting.

@KonohazFinest

3 жыл бұрын

Bro lol that shit don't compare to the 24hr shift you do once you get to your duty station 🤣 I had to pull a double because they never showed up to relieve me and my battle.

@burningokane6320

3 жыл бұрын

Nate The great lol I’ve been down that double duty before. And having to show up because I “already had a relief day”

@KonohazFinest

3 жыл бұрын

@@burningokane6320 although we used to get up to some crazy shit back in FT Lewis on guard duty.

@chrisshaw6200

3 жыл бұрын

That is Why Ft. Benning is the Best! 😁

@himeskids

3 жыл бұрын

I think the way they explained it to us was like this "We regulate 9 hours, so you have the opportunity to get 8 hours of sleep." That way for your 1 hour of CQ or Fire Guard, wouldn't interfere? Then again I was half awake anyway when they explained that to us so meh

i was staring at the "not herpes" the whole time....

@justonrg

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@ebinecksdee9872

3 жыл бұрын

He's a staff sausage. What did you expect?

@DrexelStorms

3 жыл бұрын

i saw that too

@kukri1877

3 жыл бұрын

glad I'm not the only one.

@jonathandcc23

3 жыл бұрын

ditto.. couldnt concentrate

I guess Sgt Cadence got his promotion. What happened to the confidence?

@Yn0t_ufo

3 жыл бұрын

1sg took that away from him during the brief

@ChinchillaQueen

3 жыл бұрын

They decided it was an item that was suddenly contraband. CIF took it back

"They all need to be Republicans!"

@dparky1627

3 жыл бұрын

Truth!

This is the same reaction my drill sergeant had in summer of 2004 when the first sergeant said they could no longer throw canisters of cs gas into our tents while we were sleeping. Admin stated they needed to find another way to teach soldiers about the hazards of using white light down range

@swirlingabyss

3 жыл бұрын

My old man got flash banged.

@stilawesome3586

3 жыл бұрын

@@swirlingabyss we did too lol but not till AIT

@swirlingabyss

3 жыл бұрын

@@stilawesome3586 He was trying to find his socks in the tent. He had his hand over his flashlight to give a little bit of a red glow. His hand slipped for just a second, but that was more than enough for the DS up on the hill to see and toss a flashbang down right next to the tent. It went off and dazed him pretty good. He yelled out, "OH GOD I'M BLIND!" I don't remember what happened after that. Unfortunately he's no longer around to ask. I do know he learned an important lesson about light discipline that morning.

@stilawesome3586

3 жыл бұрын

@@swirlingabyss I'm sorry to hear he's not around anymore. I would've loved to have bought him a beer. My drill sergeant with the gas canisters was kicked out around 5-6 weeks in for recruit abuse. I'm the only one I know whose Ds didn't make it through book camp. Flash bangs are crazy but the one I was subjected to was around 10 yard out so it was more of a startle followed by several blinding flashes which kills your night vision opposed to a concussion. The Ds gassed us for the hell of it. But I remember white light was brought up the next morning lol. I did ait in summer 2004 so they were trying to make everything "realistic" because some of us got deployed straight out of ait so we had to learn room clearing and ruck formation and 9- line and all (I was 92y but I got put on dart) I didn't deploy till the fall of 2005 thank God but half of my ait went straight to iraq

@blackvader85

Жыл бұрын

Summer 2005 and trust me, any reason they could imagine they were throwing cs gas grenades in out hooches

The blonde guy should be a captain. Would be more realistic

@jasonhatez3287

3 жыл бұрын

All my captains were hard core. The majors were all soft.

They’re really trying to sell the water boarding. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@josephtheoracle3344

3 жыл бұрын

I mwan sometimes you just need to waterboard a private it happens

@ThatGirlJD

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephtheoracle3344 With the new towels and only half a gallon of water it's not really waterboarding anymore. 😂

9 hours of sleep sounds amazing. We had 6 and 1 of those was a fire watch. Also the six hours didn't have to be continuous.

@mystic37

Жыл бұрын

We got 4 hours of 'sleeping time.' it was a good day when it was all together.

As a former Infantry Drill, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

@chrisshaw6200

3 жыл бұрын

Rock of The Marne Sir

@dave0246

3 жыл бұрын

I’m glad I got out in 2009 the pussafaction of the military

@chrisshaw6200

3 жыл бұрын

@@dave0246 i got out 98-06!😂😂😂😂 yeah now my son is going in next year!😁😂😂😂😂

@chrisshaw6200

3 жыл бұрын

@@dave0246 My wife & I are a Recruiters worst nightmare. Her 6yrs (Bosnia) A.T.C 99-07! Me 3RD ID AH-64D pad cheif!😂 we gonna make him go to 1/38 Inf Btn. On MoFo SAND HILL. 😵 i miss A.O. Marne. Behind my Barracks. We built it. Slave Labor

@Godisanillusion7

3 жыл бұрын

1-38th is 4th ID now, I was in 4/9 SBCT 4th ID from 16-18. I was a Drill in 2-58 from 14-16.

"Who's doing the math ? The VA? "

I remember being told by my DS, "privates, you have 15min to eat chow" 5mins later, my entire plt was out of the chow hall

@davidghizzoni6796

3 жыл бұрын

If you can taste it you're eating too slow....

@tswindell9496

3 жыл бұрын

You have 15 minutes and you lost 10

@MrColon85

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhh. The flashbacks reading this now... 15 mins you got... 3 mins after that sentence we were in formation trying to wash down a 1/2 of chicken with saliva...

@babykangaroo199

3 жыл бұрын

Eat now taste it latter

"It's like people forget where they got their balls." "Yeah- Basic Training!" FUCK YES.

🎶99 buckets of water on you, 99 buckets of water, now this buckets dry and you told me a lie, 98 buckets of water on you... 🎶

Lol and these aren't even the infantry drills. Imagine what they would be saying! Water boarding!!!! Hahah omg

Could we bury a recruit in a coffin. Me: depends is it fort hood.

@joshuacoleman1107

3 жыл бұрын

We also have a lake that people manage to drown in

@ThatGirlJD

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuacoleman1107 Usually not on the BLORA side. They are almost always found on the civilian side of Belton Lake.

@BIGM-gg9ln

3 жыл бұрын

boooooooooooo.............

@nigelmceachern505

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Iraqvet

3 жыл бұрын

Rancier probably sells cheap coffins somewhere

They called Yusha Thomas "Yoshi" lol

The chow part as a marine made me die laughing

Ripping the rank off his chest was 💯 spot on!!!

I used to pull my rank off and hand it to my superiors all the time (obviously not in basic.) I even took it off and threw it at a butter bar once in Afghanistan. lol

@michaelgoober3079

3 жыл бұрын

Can I get examples of why? I used to throw temper tantrums in Iraq to E-6 and above myself LOL!

@harpsmith8570

3 жыл бұрын

Stories please

@robertdasenbrock7208

3 жыл бұрын

E-4 mafia fo life.

“Eat it now, taste it later.” Why did I laugh so hard🙌🏾😂😂😂

I just finished three years in the trail. This is one of the realest videos I’ve ever seen. I have had literally EVERY one of those conversations in those exact types of briefs. “But they’ll miss training.” “Uh huh.” “Mandatory training...?” “Uh huh.” “And nobody cares?”

"1SG it would behoove you too re read through your notes" 😂😂😂

Back in the 70's our Drill Sgts. Used to hit, kick and stomp us. You could even volunteer to fight them in the barracks or wait for a, "Smoker." Funny thing is that we loved them.

@young3kgs260

3 жыл бұрын

You still can do that now in the infantry but you would get hit kicked or stomped on if you try to fight a drill sgt

@InspirebyKhan

3 жыл бұрын

The Army needs to go back to the 70s

Oh my god.."it would behoove you" 🤣🤣🤣

“It would behoove you!” 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼

The waterboarding part was so good. "That you were using?" Staring into blank space lol

He didn’t say which of the 9 hours the get to sleep, 10 minute naps throughout the day and smoke their boots in between

You've gotta do a MEPS skit somehow lol

A captain made me do push ups with my feet on a picnic table and my hands on sharp rocks bc I wouldn't salute him in the Field then after getting screamed at for 10mins I said fine I'll salute you so the enemy knows where to aim .....yeah I was digging rocks out my hand for days afterwards ......so when they say they can't touch you don't mean they can't make you feel pain

The survivability rate is higher than covid. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

i'm not even in anymore and this brief stresses me the fuck out, how do they get 9 full hours of sleep lol

5:41 "You know, take it. Take it!!" Dead.

15min of chow is a lifetime 😂

First half of brief: Boot camp turn prisoner of war camp! Lol Second half: Country Club resort. Oh my gosh "Brussels sprouts" with butter; I can't live without those during the holiday season. Those are upthere with "Cauli flower" with cheese.

“No, That’s attempted murder !” “Exactly!”

1sgt: Soldiers must have an adequate amount of sleep Drill Sergeants: 👁👄👁

“1SG, it would behoove you to reread through those notes to be sure you got this right”! 🏆 DS of the Year...

I love that you guys just have fun with this stuff. The bloopers are Great. Keep it coming

That “1SG” was one of my drill sergeants in basic training a few years back. He’s a living legend.

The bloopers are the best. Keep up the awesome vids guys. Yusha 😂😂 love him too

Y'all gotta swap blond guys rank to officer his professional demeanor during these skits screams officer not top dog NCO with a cab or cib.

@MrNight-dg1ug

3 жыл бұрын

what

@alanreese4673

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he doesn’t have that firmness that an NCO would have lol

@TheJoey938

3 жыл бұрын

Then it wouldn’t make sense because first sergeant pushes down info coming from command

@jshapiro34

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheJoey938 or it would because if this kinda shit happened a officer would brief this shit lmao I don't know how many times in basic and real army we got left alone while the officers where present.......but as soon as it's just you and the NCOs your gonna sweat

@psychopompous3207

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheJoey938 It would make sense because SNCOs would likely try to hide their inherent disdain for this bullshit, but it would be apparent they disagree.

I'ma just throw this out there. I did basic training (OSUT MP) at Ft Mcclellan Alabama in 1987. In a different platoon than mine some kid did the old "Take an OD of aspirin and run around and tell everyone" what they did, to try to quit Basic and AIT. The next morning the Drills had a formation. It wasn't the modern touchy feely stuff. The formation they held was to give instruction for proper suicide techniques, such as slicing *along* the radial artery as opposed to across to cause more damage and insure death. Also they did recommend that when you take an overdose that it works better if you don't tell anyone what you've done. To be honest thinking back on it that was some goddamn funny shit. What a different time to be in the military. *:-)*

@ericharrison6418

2 жыл бұрын

YAAAAAAASSSS

The blonde guy is literally what every first sergeants try to be deep down. Especially with the hair and the classes.

This documentary is on point. 😂

SSG Cadence is my new favorite Drill Sergeant 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

This seems like it would be a movie where two serial killers pose as drill sergeants

@fracturedframe1462

3 жыл бұрын

That would be a good movie in the 90s Probably might work now tho

@ADR199E

3 жыл бұрын

DS. Are serial killers... Just good teachers with a tough side.

@fracturedframe1462

3 жыл бұрын

@@ADR199E no no he got a point

@MrSpraystarch

3 жыл бұрын

All joking aside basic is soft as fuck now all the troops I get now are fucking snow flakes😂🤣😭

Reminds me of my Captain (Company Commander), put out a policy her first week on “Profanity”, got it and was reading it in Orderly Room and asked (out load) “what the fuck is this shit” and she came out stating didn’t she just write a policy on that? I held up the letter and stated “that’s what I was talking about” and rolled up the letter and thew it in the trash. The First Sergeant could be heard in his office saying “that must be Drill Sergeant Mc****”. New Commander found out that didn’t work so well. 😁😝. #Old School Drill, 1989 - 1991 👍🏼❤️🇺🇸

These boys some fools. Thank you so much.

“15 minutes” sooooo 15 minutes from when the first guy sits

"Nobody should be waterboarding anyone in basic training..." lmaooo

"What the fuck is going on here...... first sergeant" killed me

Bro!!! I missed like 4 months of videos! Im a army brat, my dad was 25th infantry and my grandpa is 101st airborne purple heat vet. But they always kept there stories in between them selfs unless I’m fortunate enough to be around when there talking about it so your page helps me understand the shit they went thru! So I just wanted to say I’m glad I missed out so I can binge watch because I love the videos and music! The LT story is still my all time favorite 😂 but have a good one and thanks for your service!!! ✌🏼

I got ptsd the second I saw the hats.

Who writes your stuff? You guys are fantastic. I am a retired 1SG and did 3 years as a drill sergeant. I served from 1971-1991.

Lmao “who’s doing the math here, the VA!!”😂😂

I smile the whole time while watching this. Great stuff!

Yoshi!? Too easy, half right huah!!!

There's basic training...and then there is 11B basic training. My DS's said whatever they wanted and the First Sergeant did as well.

In basic training, on our early morning march to the grenade range, due to sickness and other maladies, several privates (myself included) threw up. The compassion of the drill sergeants was that they allowed us to fall out to the side of the road in order to puke without barking on the person in front or to either side of us.

Love these

Just getting out of basic I can confirm the whole 15 minutes of eating happened a total of 0 times 😂

@chrisshaw6200

3 жыл бұрын

Benning Right?! Yeah maybe Sill. Cant Be Jackson!😂

@jordinbrooking7928

3 жыл бұрын

Nope, Jackson...my first sergeant was the opposite of this guy...he would threaten to punch us in the face 😂

@chrisshaw6200

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordinbrooking7928 BOOOO 👎 i got sent into the Laundry Room😵 i knew it ..... Jackson.

I remember as punishment for staring at the geese while at attention, the drill sgt sent off one of my battles to “go talk her up” and dont stop till you have one in his arms. It was absolutely hilarious seeing he get attacked by a bunch as he kept trying to hold one😂

OMG!! Literally every line is a classic!!! It's like, as quotable as the first 15 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.

“That’s sharp” = said by every trainee during basic training 😂

It would behove you to re read your notes 1SG

15 minutes??? Cake?? We’re never going to win another war!!

@Iraqvet

3 жыл бұрын

We are doomed. I went through in 2001 what happened to the ARMY

I love these skits please keep up the good work, also the blonde guy looks like the new CAD Mil-Sim Call of duty operator lmao

Man these videos are keeping me hella entertained

I feel like I'm Yoshi Ahhh

hahahahahahahahha This is great, I am sure if you took my Drill Sergeants I had in 1993 to now and inserted them into Basic now, they would be just like this, but they might psychically harm the 1st Sargent after as well. And the Outtakes hahaha "the blood only got on my chin!" lmao

I graduated basic in 2007. I have been out for a while, but not so long to that it got this soft. I fucking love this content!!!

Love you guys! Thank you for the laugh.

What happened to you 1st Sgt? You used to be the tough, strappling.... bwah ha ha

Drew that unit patch you’re wearing was my grandfathers unit in WW2

I love these videos!

Love this one

I'm starting to get pissed off at my generation they are starting to act like spoiled brats and they cry about everything the Military does to them to be honest when I go into the Military I want my DI to be as mean as they need to be so I can be better prepared for war

Damn, I’m a civilian and I don’t even take 15 minutes. When are they gonna open up this military summer camp for civilians? Sounds like a fun vacation. I could use a break from work, I’m getting a bit worn out. Edit: 9 hours sleep? Fkn sign me up

@samsimmons1100

2 жыл бұрын

I’m not caught up on what changes have happened to basic training since I was there in 2010, but I’m guessing those were inflated/exaggerated numbers for satire purposes. We got anywhere between 2-8ish minutes for chow, depending on how pissed the DS’s were about recent behavior, and there was a newish rule that we couldn’t be smoked for 30 minutes following chow. They would actually yell at privates if they grabbed a comically small portion of food. The idea was that too many soldiers pass out or have other medical issues if they don’t have proper nutrition. The 9 hours of sleep thing is what convinced me they’re joking.

Talking in knife hands!!! Literally laughed so hard I cried!

You guys are freaking great

Seems someone got there Blood Wings.

@swirlingabyss

3 жыл бұрын

That was nasty. You can swim in the red sea, but don't drink from it.

Don’t think I didn’t notice that 3rd chem patch

@thedoober6002

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no. Oh no I just saw it.

@bobnikkels

3 жыл бұрын

I saw it too

@himeskids

3 жыл бұрын

Ah Ft. Lost in The Woods

@superoshi9695

3 жыл бұрын

Memories...

@jacobthomas8035

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t bring the trauma back, cave Fumo bro

10:48 and on. Just pure COMEDY GOLD!

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I’m a few years from retirement and would love nothing more than to be in a video with you guys... I’m an 11B and a Drill Sergeant that’ speaks Spanglish bc I’m Puerto Rican! LET’S GO DREW! FRONT LEANING REST POSITION, MOVE! Push damn it... moving like F’ing pond water Warrior!