Jacob losing his shit is terrifying. Glad he's not real

@tico9951

2 жыл бұрын

i mean if you look at the character in Alpharad Deluxe's profile picture, to the free thinkers of the world hes bald and thats why he lost his shit

@Turkey_GamingREAL

2 жыл бұрын

@@tico9951 i hate free thinkers

@MakerManX

2 жыл бұрын

Free thinkers more like caged dumbers

@nonplayercharacter12333

2 жыл бұрын

The one episode where we needed face cam would've been this. Just to see Jacob mald for that moment.

@mementomori1553

2 жыл бұрын

i cant believe how good Dash is at voice impressions!

i love how the clickbait in this one isnt the fact that a basically the worlds best ganondorf is playing, but the fact that they got softlocked, which is exactly what i expect from this channel

@532isthebestnumber

2 жыл бұрын

*Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this*

@aidenzorn8322

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, how good could he be. He lost to a cpu

@briftdoard

2 жыл бұрын

@@532isthebestnumber well then Godzilla may have drank too many red bulls or ate too many burgers

@532isthebestnumber

2 жыл бұрын

@@briftdoard *American Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this*

@trumpets101

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve actually been in that situation before. Not to the extreme that they were in, but I’ve been in queue with another player and just took minutes to pair up with more people for a match. I just didn’t understand why the game wouldn’t let us 1v1.

Alpharad Deluxe Bingo Spaces 1. "Yoooooo" (Free Space) 2. "Welcome to the Bald podcast" 3. Dash tries to make something bald 4. Jacob tells Dash to shut the fuck up 5. British People 6. Someone is gaslit 7. Gatekeeping 8. Dash being wholesome 9. Dash and Jo debate/argue about something 10. In-N-Out in mentioned 11. Jawsh is mentioned 12. One Piece is mentioned 13. The Add Turns Screen is brought up 14. Loses to a CPU 15. Leaf Transition 16. Jo continues to mash, despite it not being in his best interest 17. "That's a hit" 18. "That's a miss" 19. "Luigi :)" 20. Dash doesn't win Mario Party 21. Lady Luck favors Jacob 22. Icarus Moment 23. Softlocked 24. Somebody quits out of a Smash match 25. "Our Cause is Just"/Gets recognized

@MagiSwag

2 жыл бұрын

Dash being wholesome. Someone tries to add turns to mario party.

@Zoroark_Master

2 жыл бұрын

-9+10 -sasuke -Jacob talking about the length of the smash episode. -talking about how getting a skeleton key is a big dub in Mario party -jo saying "shoutout to X” -dash being in his own little world -one of them noticing they’re going against someone they fought before in elite smash -dash being angry at master DK -smash episode being out of order (comparing the character selection screen to the previous smash episode)

@rodrijolly5417

2 жыл бұрын

Icarus moment is also a free space

@RandomUser11170

2 жыл бұрын

"TRUUUUUEEE" -anybody

@TrevorJuve

2 жыл бұрын

I hate myself. I read "Icarus Moment" as "iCarly Moment"

21:30 "I'd like to provide some alternative thinking" was the moment Altrive Flew too close to the sun

@kikiretzorg1467

2 жыл бұрын

You mean too close to the fun

@Tonjit41

12 күн бұрын

Dash is the sun

Jacob finally being a part of the bald podcast and immediately asks the most important question of a lifetime!

@card44

2 жыл бұрын

Your mom is finally a part of the bald podcast.

@elquercu7116

2 жыл бұрын

Wilson's mom is a hit

@jennifermorikawa4909

2 жыл бұрын

I guess they never miss, huh?

@jeddybongo...

2 жыл бұрын

British person here, What the fuck is a stone

@briftdoard

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeddybongo... a big pebble or a small rock

Dash's antiperspirant joke was so funny that it was also the funniest joke in this episode as well.

@airdropping3144

2 жыл бұрын

Thats a hit

@xaroprismo7526

2 жыл бұрын

hit

@jonaza2105

2 жыл бұрын

I literally just came from that video, I feel watched now

Jacob screaming at Dash full volume at 23:35 is the highlight of this channel this year

@CaroFDoom

2 жыл бұрын

that shut was so raw

@-cyndaquil

2 жыл бұрын

@@CaroFDoom scared me so much i almost

@LinkDawnbringer

2 жыл бұрын

That was him being the hero we need, even though we didn't deserve it. What a man.

@laky3348

2 жыл бұрын

@@-cyndaquil dude same

@-cyndaquil

2 жыл бұрын

@@laky3348 how did it feel?

I think what holds Rickles back in smash is his overconfidence. He’s usually winning against CPU’s and then he goes for the hardest reads out of nowhere and loses. He’s like the real life Ganondorf a low tier with a Napoleon complex

@rodrijolly5417

2 жыл бұрын

Can I repost this 17 times?

@ravinercf

2 жыл бұрын

@@rodrijolly5417 at this channel if you didnt repost we would report you

@ILiekFishes

2 жыл бұрын

@@ravinercf Can I repost this 17 times?

@ravinercf

2 жыл бұрын

@@ILiekFishes at this channel if you didnt repost we would report you

@zGoldenHawk

2 жыл бұрын

@@ravinercf Can I repost this 17 times?

I love that Jacob had to spend 1 episode on the bald podcast and immediately snapped.

This series truly shows the Flanderization of Altrive

@bmart54

2 жыл бұрын

Ned Flanders

@TheEvilmonkey25

2 жыл бұрын

You say that as if its a bad thinh

I think what holds Rickles back in smash is his overconfidence. He's usually winning against CPU's and then he goes for the hardest read out of nowhere and loses. He's like the real life Ganondorf, a low tier with a Napoleon complex.

@manelneedsaname1773

2 жыл бұрын

He's also a lord of evil, wich is pretty weird if you ask me

schrodinger's hair: you do not know the state of one's hair until you lift off the hat

@benebsbiagtan3357

2 жыл бұрын

Until you check if it's not a wig

@shakerleveledup7345

2 жыл бұрын

@@benebsbiagtan3357 it is always a wig

Alpha breaking was definitely a funny moment. Also you better finish that accidental stealing story.

@Tonjit41

2 жыл бұрын

A threat?? That's a hit!

@Oretal

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tonjit41 TRUE

almost choked on a burger while jacob was talking about muscular balls. thats a hit

@Web_8687

2 жыл бұрын

Was it a double double

@FFKonoko

2 жыл бұрын

It was a 2 by 2

@Saloron22

2 жыл бұрын

A hit on muscular balls probably doesn’t hurt as much

@jarwa4774

2 жыл бұрын

Was it an Impossible Burger

You can tell that Jacob is new to the couch, as he was talking about the game way too much

If you think about it, all of these characters are just pixels on a screen. Therefore, none of them can have hair...do with that what you will.

@emceehawaii7542

2 жыл бұрын

No, I don't think I will

@spyshark_5002

2 жыл бұрын

Bald

@josedalio

2 жыл бұрын

@@spyshark_5002 Soon (translated by Google)

30:13 I was the Lucina player, Honestly I wasn't expecting to be matched up with y'all, I was just trying to get her up to scale with everyone else

@JoshuaIfidi

2 жыл бұрын

Your loss was hilarious

@CrepR-351

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshuaIfidi it was unintentional, but at least I made their day XD

@kikiretzorg1467

2 жыл бұрын

1 Jacob limit. Sorry

@amiminia

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine playing with a content creator and they just talk about in and out the entire fucking time

@Chubby_Bub

2 жыл бұрын

I could tell you were a fan from the beginning, but they didn't recognize it because Rickles went straight into fighting.

the fun thing about not using Twitter is that it took multiple mentions of Jacob getting robbed at gunpoint for me to consider that it wasn't actually a bit. Glad you're safe bud

They should apply for a “most softlocks” record

@card44

2 жыл бұрын

Your mom should apply for a "most softlocks" record

@omongogos

2 жыл бұрын

@@card44 true

@THEGENTSJPEN

2 жыл бұрын

@@card44 because you're never hard?

@12345abxdefghijk

2 жыл бұрын

@@card44 you know what, that’s a hit

I really thought altrive wasn’t there until he laughed lmao

Genuinely think Dash was hiding his competence at Smash from when the series started.

@dogAB

2 жыл бұрын

his Roy is actually the best in the world, he just tanked his GSP ironically

I love elite smash, Alpharad blew up at Altrive for calling everyone bald and then they talked about In-n-Out for 40 minutes. I love elite smash.

Can't believe rickles lost to CPU twice in a row! That was a icarus moment

@claim9151

2 жыл бұрын

…

@knopfir

2 жыл бұрын

why do people keep calling that an icarus moment?? he was LITERALLY playing sora, NOT pit. sm-fucking-h

@ShadowSorel

2 жыл бұрын

@@knopfir same character

@rodrijolly5417

2 жыл бұрын

@@knopfir they both have spiky hair and are a bottom, they're basically the same character

@Mike.Motala

2 жыл бұрын

Rickles flew too close to the sun

Best episode so far. I watched it at 70,000x speed.

@ManateeMentality

2 жыл бұрын

@ТоммуFan 🅥 I watched that at 120,000x speed.

@benebsbiagtan3357

2 жыл бұрын

@@ManateeMentality actually based

Leaf transition and bald rickles?! That’s a hit

@card44

2 жыл бұрын

Your moms a hit

@derpybreads2212

2 жыл бұрын

@@card44 your dad's a miss, because he left and you miss him

@Skai03_

2 жыл бұрын

@@card44 that’s a Thank you moment

@m4yr4i

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skai03_ That's a Good game moment

23:37 literally made me jump, i was not expecting that from Jacob Deluxe

@quack0i991

2 жыл бұрын

Jacob's. Last. Name. Is. Not. DELUXE!!!!!!!!!

@Andrew-ro8gh

2 жыл бұрын

@@quack0i991 you’re right thats alpharad (deluxes) last name

@quack0i991

2 жыл бұрын

@@Andrew-ro8gh grrrrr. your making me mad *eyes glow red* you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.....

@spyshark_5002

2 жыл бұрын

@@quack0i991 Do it. Go bananas.

@quack0i991

2 жыл бұрын

@@spyshark_5002 bananas? like dk (donkey kong)? YES!!!

What I think is so funny about Jacob snapping is at 23:43 when he devolves into NPC mode and cuts off his own sentence just to start laughing. The whole moment is great but I think that enhances it

How does Jo always find a way to get softlocked

@card44

2 жыл бұрын

How does your mom find a way to get softlocked

@lox3391

2 жыл бұрын

@@card44 KZread didn't let me reply with my momma joke :(

@groetjesuitdehel

2 жыл бұрын

There are no comments to show him the right way

@card44

2 жыл бұрын

@@lox3391 it deleted most of mine, I had them on most of the comments in this section.

@lokithemischievous2283

2 жыл бұрын

@ТоммуFan 🅥 miss

this is before the hotdog on a stick conversation chronologically

how do they manage to softlock every game they play

@card44

2 жыл бұрын

How does your mom manage to softlock every game they play

I was really excited to watch this episode, but I know nothing will ever top Dash's antiperspirant joke :(

23:45 After all these years, I never expected Jacob to lose it

This video is a perfect summary of the channel in less than an hour If you want to introduce Alpharad Deluxe to someone (starting from the Altrive/Dash arc), this is the perfect way to do it

I hate to enable him, but Dash is technically correct about the Inklings and their lack of hair. Those are tentacles, not hair. When they shift into a squid those become squid tentacles; squids have 10 tentacles, 2 of them are for grabbing, the rest are for movement. They're technically limbs, specifically legs; while I can't confirm it's not made of keratin like hair is, it is still flesh and muscle. Inklings therefore have a mass of legs on their head. If being bald means that they don't have actual hair or fur, then Inklings are bald.

@FFKonoko

2 жыл бұрын

But the ninja headbald

@Crumplestilskin

2 жыл бұрын

@@FFKonoko YOOO TRUE

Jo saying leaves transition and then a leaves transition happening is funny. Jo saying leaves transition and forgetting to edit the leaves transition in is comedy gold.

Rickles is one of my favourite guests you guys have ever had ngl

So Jacob needs to play or the Bald Podcast drives him mad, this video is proof

Really enjoyed special guest Jacob “Alpharad” on the couch for #Episod37

can't wait till they soft lock a calculator

@rottenranch7917

2 жыл бұрын

0*0

@jaysternumber1

2 жыл бұрын

@@rottenranch7917 0/0

Those leaves were the most editing Jacob has been done for deluxe in forever

I loved it when Jacob lost it and then burst out laughing.

Everytime I hear "YOOOO" at the beginning, I know that I'm home.

You can tell Alpharad isn’t playing anymore because Rickles isn’t immediately going for every Assist Trophy that appears on stage

@card44

2 жыл бұрын

You can tell Your mom isn't playing anymore

@FFKonoko

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's a real rickles eookie when it comes to items

@jingusflorpus4274

2 жыл бұрын

@@card44 that’s a hit

23:38 free timestamp if you want to see Jacob roar

I like the DK's reaction to double Ganondorf. "Looks like we don't have a choice"

Altrive losing his collective shit over Alpharad's stone question brings me joy.

I fully expected them to leave us with a nothing screen in silence for half an hour until they got rickles, the edit let me down

Massive hit of an episode.

@Delta21OnYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@sadiex4291 miss

@Delta21OnYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@sunnyleone1179 miss

@card44

2 жыл бұрын

Massive hit of your mom

Getting Rickles to get Ganondorf into Elite Smash? That's a Hit!

@kikiretzorg1467

2 жыл бұрын

You're BK_Blue_22

@RandomUser11170

2 жыл бұрын

@@kikiretzorg1467 Hmmm, no, that doesn't sound like me. Thanks for sharing; though!

once any person puts a hat on, they exist in a state of superposition where they both have hair and don’t at the same time. Once the hat is removed, the superposition collapses in on itself and the person is thus either bald or not bald. Such is *Schrödinger's Bald*

@simanolastname2399

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for sharing

28:40 This is exactly the speech people use to defend McDonalds, just with another name swapped in.

Rickles being the perfect straight man for the gang.

23:38 was a massive hit

@card44

2 жыл бұрын

Your mom was a massive hit

@JustNic

2 жыл бұрын

@@card44 your dad gives you massive hits

@card44

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustNic Dang bro, you had to bring back the trauma...

@JustNic

2 жыл бұрын

@@card44 I'm sorry

@card44

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustNic sorry for late reply but my dad said im grounded from ny xbox this is ur fault :(

The “SHUT THE FUCK UP” is iconic

Hearing Jacob snap at Dash was way more cathartic than I was expecting it to be.

I actually got that softlock last week, left after killing 87 Marths. I have the screenshot saved on my switch.

I have never heard jacob snap so hard at 23:37

@Tonjit41

4 ай бұрын

Play Xenoblade Chronicles. The devs care and the games are just better. The music is peak.

@CookieTwoStep

3 ай бұрын

@@Tonjit41I love xenoblade chronicles propaganda

There was anger behind that "shut the fuck up"

Another episode where Mr. Alpharad and Mr. Deluxe and Mr. Dash get softlocked!!! These videos are so funney!

I'm glad Corndog lore was expanded upon this episode

yoooo i got softlocked too! i am currently softlocked in prison tho, not smash bros

@card44

2 жыл бұрын

yoooo your mom got softlocked too!

The final video on this channel is going to be their training room combo comp, isn’t it

@spyshark_5002

2 жыл бұрын

No it will be MysteryDungeon episode 2

It's sad that Jo is in denial about being bald. Get better soon Jo :)

9:31 with Mother 3 as my favorite game I am happy that it gets so much love in this channel Even if tomorrow they wake up and decide they don't like it anymore which I am ready for that possibility

i loved the part at 29:37

@pillarmenULTRA

2 жыл бұрын

HOT DOG ON A STICK

Dash suddenly manifesting at 1:30 almost jupscared me. But what do I expect, there could be no Bald Podcast without him

I was laughting my ass off when the lofi music started playing out of no where

I could absolutely see alpharad having a villain breakdown moment

I know I'm a year late but hearing Jo bring up "Quick Trip" made me wish he meant Kwik Trip cause as a Minnesotan that's my greatest pride. It's the best place and everyone should experience it.

Bri'ish person here, I weigh myself in kilograms but my scale defaults to stones

@spyshark_5002

2 жыл бұрын

My scale defaults to pounds but I weigh myself in 'am i underweight or overweight yet?'

Altrive is thinking with quantum mechanics. Schrodinger’s Cat theory and Copenhagen thinking applied to baldness. Genius.

when altrive sees someone in a wheelchair. 7:35

I watched this yesterday high as hell and absolutely lost my mind because I swear they’ve had 80% of these conversations before and I couldn’t tell if I was just remembering past episodes or was a clairvoyant.

Listening to this video at 36:10 Happy Birthday, Jacob!!!! Love you guys, and your content. ^-^

I once again was fooled into thinking dash just wasn't in this episode

I just wanted to say, Rickles closed out his Elite Smash game in _82 seconds_ without any stocks lost with the entire enemy team down to 1 stock at the 38-second mark.

33:55 I've never seen someone take "throwing a game" so literally...

Good job r! Can't beat those happy little CPUs lol, flew too close to the sun man

But imagine if Ganondorf was bald. Could be a hit. Btw best bald celebrity is Jo hands down.

@Phelsuma-laticauda

2 жыл бұрын

@ТоммуFan 🅥 As usual your link adds so much. Quite the religious experience.

@ManateeMentality

2 жыл бұрын

To me it looks like that bling on his forehead is to mask his receding hairline. So he may well be bald someday. Sincerely, a bald person.

@Phelsuma-laticauda

2 жыл бұрын

@@ManateeMentality thank god, maybe once he accepts the bald lifestyle his games will be as good as balan wonderworld

I cant believe that we got the prequel to Hotdog on a stick

This has been the greatest episode so far.

I didn’t even realize Dash was here until 2 minutes in 😭

@card44

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even realize your mom was here until 2 minutes in 😭

When they said west coast peeps are better, I felt that. I live in California, and it's super hard to get elite smash.

23:32 Jacob snaps

@justnobody5527

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing!

23:30 Jacob loses his shit and it’s so funny

I love how good Jo is at playing stupid. He does it so well! :D

The total watch time of the Elite Smash series as of this episode (December 18th, 2021) is now 27:17:51, or 1637.85 minutes. 1637.85 minutes equals 68.24 anime episodes at 24 minutes per episode. I watched a short, obscure 90s OVA anime that's not as good as Elite Smash, and I gotta say that Yagami's Family Affairs is a really dumb and I recommend never watching it.

I love how mad Jacob gets at Dash, it’s hilarious

The thing is that we don't expect the bizzardness of our journey to make it to elite smash. It's fking beautiful!!

26:18 The meeting of the century… MANIC has lost his Discord tag, adopting the monicker of just being MANIC. LIL-NESS-X vs. MANIC will destroy civilization as we know it.

The Rock radiates so much Polynesian energy it cancels out any Bald Energy

If you think about it…everyone in the lego movies are bald and just put on semipermanent wigs

Dash's walking joke was by far the funniest joke in this episode, maybe the funniest joke all year !

I still come back to this video just for the clip of Jacob snapping at Dash

Honest banger ep Happy birthday

all inklings are bald because they're not mammals and thus don't have hair. it's all weird goopy tentacle juice

Jacob: “My birthday’s on December 19th” Me, watching on December 19th at 11:48pm: “Wait a minute… *checks date* OH SHI-“

@ButterBaron

2 жыл бұрын

Anyway, Happy Birthday Jacob!

Happy Birthday Jacob, have a good one.

the way alpha says "jo look at me" so tenderly 🥺🥺

Happy bday, Alpha! :)