Three youtubers solve the trolley problem

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➤ Jacob (Alpharad)
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➤ Jo (JoSniffy)
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➤ Dash (Altrive)
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  • @jeezuhskriste5759
    @jeezuhskriste57592 жыл бұрын

    I’m just wondering why Tyrone, a man who claims to have a severe phobia of trains, would stand on a bridge over a train track with a train coming for the full 45 seconds you have to make the choice. This man is not who he says he is.

  • @tyrone2048

    @tyrone2048

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tru

  • @Viki_Bug

    @Viki_Bug

    2 жыл бұрын

    there's one answer, he's a masochist

  • @bagfaceman1656

    @bagfaceman1656

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exposure therapy

  • @notoriousgoblin83

    @notoriousgoblin83

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bagfaceman1656 this

  • @tyrone2048

    @tyrone2048

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bagfaceman1656 well he exposed himself to death

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_1012 жыл бұрын

    The Trolley Problem- Either you pull the lever and a British woman gaslights you, or you don't pull the lever and a British woman gaslights you.

  • @500offical

    @500offical

    2 жыл бұрын

    Get thrashed on Twitter for beating a British woman.

  • @FioreFire

    @FioreFire

    2 жыл бұрын

    what a girlboss tbh

  • @ioncavegrandma9256

    @ioncavegrandma9256

    2 жыл бұрын

    i live in britain and this happens to me every day

  • @xman9354

    @xman9354

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ioncavegrandma9256 you push a fat guy onto trolley tracks?

  • @kcduelistinfinity

    @kcduelistinfinity

    2 жыл бұрын

    does the lever actually do anything or is it just decorational?

  • @mudkipfan2585
    @mudkipfan25852 жыл бұрын

    36:20 the fact that even an AI can recognize Jacob's icarus complex is fucking hilarious to me

  • @jinjer420

    @jinjer420

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was truly an Icarus moment if I’ve ever seen one on this channel

  • @heyoitskram5748

    @heyoitskram5748

    2 жыл бұрын

    The trolly problems biggest issue is it’s cockiness.

  • @tompumpkin2076

    @tompumpkin2076

    2 жыл бұрын

    Can you elaborate?

  • @maninhu9837

    @maninhu9837

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tompumpkin2076 alpha has a tendency to getting to coky and overconfidant and flying to close to the witch has already backfired tremendously for him, much like icarus

  • @supermarioglitchy321

    @supermarioglitchy321

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@maninhu9837 He truly is a midtier with an Icarus complex.

  • @Ramonatho
    @Ramonatho2 жыл бұрын

    "Children Killed: 1" "People Killed: 1" I think I understand this game's tone already.

  • @greteb1951

    @greteb1951

    Жыл бұрын

    Children aren’t people clearly

  • @happyclam2705

    @happyclam2705

    Жыл бұрын

    I got that score yesterday too! I only learnt of this game today though and I think its interesting

  • @HellishSpoon

    @HellishSpoon

    Жыл бұрын

    @@greteb1951 true

  • @ency3329

    @ency3329

    Жыл бұрын

    @@happyclam2705 o h .

  • @whocares6757

    @whocares6757

    Жыл бұрын

    @@greteb1951 you can tell they think that because of the abortion questions

  • @ashwain24
    @ashwain242 жыл бұрын

    Game: This is supposed to be a moral Dilemma Dash: “Let’s call this the *g e n o c i d e r o u t e*

  • @rollsgaming3035

    @rollsgaming3035

    2 жыл бұрын

    Almost as funny as his antiperspirant joke

  • @shapeshifterk

    @shapeshifterk

    2 жыл бұрын

    I might actually try that at some point if I find out what this game is called.

  • @fliptop5134

    @fliptop5134

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shapeshifterk trolley problem inc

  • @bidoof367

    @bidoof367

    2 жыл бұрын

    sans underperspirant

  • @Just-Creation

    @Just-Creation

    Жыл бұрын

    It's just like undertale

  • @Netheraptr
    @Netheraptr2 жыл бұрын

    It feels like with this game Jo is the devil on Alpharad’s shoulder, and Altrive is also a devil on the other shoulder

  • @ZephyrCaulfield

    @ZephyrCaulfield

    2 жыл бұрын

    dash can’t be the devil he’s too wholesome

  • @ngmonster1017

    @ngmonster1017

    Жыл бұрын

    @SoccChester There's no angel, only a mid tier with an icarus complex.

  • @kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028

    @kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028

    Жыл бұрын

    And alpharad is just Lucifer

  • @aquawarrior

    @aquawarrior

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s a wholesome devil

  • @dumbass9049

    @dumbass9049

    Жыл бұрын

    theyre both on the same shoulder and the other shoulder is just empty

  • @Boomya137
    @Boomya1372 жыл бұрын

    Calling out Jacob's icarus complex after canceling him is the best part of the episode

  • @dragonmatrixx6453

    @dragonmatrixx6453

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes I was looking for #CancelAlpha

  • @derphunk5338
    @derphunk53382 жыл бұрын

    My favorite part of this video was when the trolley was about to hit Dash, but then he made an anti-perspirant joke so funny that Jacob diverted the track and killed Jo.

  • @14.ghoullz

    @14.ghoullz

    2 жыл бұрын

    dash antiperspirant joke is funny. 😭😏😑😌🧐🤗🤨🤗🥱🧐😏😶🤗🧐😌😖🤯😪🤥🤑👹🤑👹🤠💙🤍💙♥️🦷👣👣🫂👣👣🤝🦵🏿👎🤲👐👊🖖🦶🏿🦶🏻🦶🏼🦶🏽🦶🏾🦶🏿🤚👎👐👉🤦👉🧍🏋️🚶🏋️🚶🧕🧑‍🎤🧑‍🎓🧑‍🎤🧕🥀💮💮🍁🌿

  • @justnobody5527

    @justnobody5527

    2 жыл бұрын

    high brow antiperspirant jokes

  • @devoutmordexfollower5289

    @devoutmordexfollower5289

    Жыл бұрын

    Average dashmaster enjoyer

  • @zakirbakar3540

    @zakirbakar3540

    Жыл бұрын

    @@devoutmordexfollower5289 at least it’s not sprintmaster

  • @devoutmordexfollower5289

    @devoutmordexfollower5289

    Жыл бұрын

    @@zakirbakar3540 bro what do youeam at least it's not, dashmaster is goated

  • @user-rk2qn7wf6p
    @user-rk2qn7wf6p2 жыл бұрын

    I loved when Jacob said “it’s Alpha time” and radded all over those people

  • @RandomUser11170

    @RandomUser11170

    2 жыл бұрын

    I loved when Dakotah said "it's YIIKin' time" and YIIKed all over those people

  • @ChristopherMoom

    @ChristopherMoom

    2 жыл бұрын

    I loved it when Jacob said "It's baddin' time" and drunk tweeted "Megalovania"

  • @greenteafn

    @greenteafn

    2 жыл бұрын

    I loved it when your dead body was found in the river 04:36:22 ACST 3rd august

  • @RandomUser11170

    @RandomUser11170

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ChristopherMoom *Meglavonio

  • @jstar3382

    @jstar3382

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RandomUser11170 *Meglavonia

  • @lordmudkip7344
    @lordmudkip73442 жыл бұрын

    Having all the levers pointing to the left was indeed impossible. You can only have an even number of levers pointing to the left, since at any time if you always flip 2 and you start with an even number of levers pointing to the left. As you want to have 3, and odd number, of levers pointing to the left, the problem is impossible

  • @lidaco

    @lidaco

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for finding the invariant lordmudkip73

  • @lordmudkip7344

    @lordmudkip7344

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lidaco parity is like the most common one

  • @TrailCakes

    @TrailCakes

    2 жыл бұрын

    kind of like the burger

  • @adewilliam9047

    @adewilliam9047

    Жыл бұрын

    They can stay all on the right-hand side tho 😞

  • @clayxros576

    @clayxros576

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@adewilliam9047 It's a trick with how the thing was set up to begin with. Meant to give a glimmer of hope before despair or panic sets in

  • @abumwiththedrip
    @abumwiththedrip2 жыл бұрын

    Can’t believe we are blessed with a hour, 28 minutes and 8 seconds of content to enjoy. I wonder if there was any more wholesome content from this they forgot to record.

  • @renanphillips1479

    @renanphillips1479

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hope they remembered to record dash’s antiperspirant joke!!!

  • @elysianhex2007

    @elysianhex2007

    2 жыл бұрын

    um actually its and hour and 28 minutes and 8 seconds

  • @abumwiththedrip

    @abumwiththedrip

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@elysianhex2007 I apologize for my non-wholesomeness, I shall fix it.

  • @elysianhex2007

    @elysianhex2007

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@abumwiththedrip thank you my friend now you are very wholesome

  • @alonso1075

    @alonso1075

    2 жыл бұрын

    an hour*

  • @korgamer13
    @korgamer132 жыл бұрын

    The fact that they play a game where you have to read is kinda insane

  • @jellybelly8672

    @jellybelly8672

    2 жыл бұрын

    Reading was nessecary for the Goonya Fighters video, by far the most story based deluxe vid.

  • @juul4277

    @juul4277

    2 жыл бұрын

    I thought that they were illiterate

  • @burniged

    @burniged

    2 жыл бұрын

    jo never red in his life 💁🏼

  • @radm7ganon225

    @radm7ganon225

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jo would never learn to read

  • @skeletonofflavor2716

    @skeletonofflavor2716

    Жыл бұрын

    @@burniged Its actually "read"

  • @faldororlaridon2691
    @faldororlaridon2691 Жыл бұрын

    "I thought he just flew too close to the sun, did he die?! Really?! Oh my god the sun is hot that does make sense" is just one of the most beautiful things I've heard in a long time

  • @lillygarcia34
    @lillygarcia34 Жыл бұрын

    The Question at 16:30 is actually a reference to something that happened during the aids crisis, as people with aids participating in studies would be give placebos only to die because they weren't getting real treatment, so its very interesting that they made that a moral quandary in this game

  • @biteingcobra363

    @biteingcobra363

    Жыл бұрын

    This at the time was and likely still is a major moral decision as it would indeed lead to the experiments and treatments for aids prevention we have now allowing millions including my own uncle to live for those hopeful lives to die. It’s difficult as making sure they were happy would’ve likely caused them more pain with the treatment at the time but they wouldn’t have false hope. (The patients shared the working drug regardless and yes it may not have impeded progress but this was newer territory at the time so many professionals would likely have preferred to check all potentials) regardless, It’s rough and still applies to vaccines to this day especially with the recent COVID pandemic. It’s chilling to consider and think about too deeply.

  • @patch5384
    @patch53842 жыл бұрын

    36:20 is one of the best alpha reactions i’ve seen since the mario movie announcement

  • @shepardice3775
    @shepardice37752 жыл бұрын

    "Tresspassers aren't people" is my biggest takeaway from this episode of Jo and the Gang

  • @justnobody5527

    @justnobody5527

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tresspassers aren't people but that coworker shouldnt have been standing there, his bad.

  • @BramLastname

    @BramLastname

    Жыл бұрын

    This reminds me of an interview I did Where someone managed to slip "Except jaywalkers, if you're jaywalking you deserve to die." Into their answer. Only for us to cut out all personal information, Which means they just sound like a psycho, Because this was one of the few sentences that wasn't cut, And had no context whatsoever. Hashtag Ethics Committee Approved

  • @cammo353
    @cammo3532 жыл бұрын

    The Ai car hitting a kid running into the road brings up an interesting question for me, IF AI driven cars do get to the point where they'll swerve off the road and possibly kill the passenger to save a pedestrian, would that be a really roundabout way to commit murder?

  • @GBDupree

    @GBDupree

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure that's the exact plot of "I, Robot". The AI robots have 3 laws that they can't disobey, and prevent them from bringing harm to humans, and these laws were used in order to have the robots commit untraceable murder or something. It's been a while since I saw it.

  • @shinysilverstardust

    @shinysilverstardust

    2 жыл бұрын

    maybe they should install brakes in cars. I feel like a lot of likes can be saved.

  • @jdr293

    @jdr293

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@GBDupree no the ai just went "oh i have to save humans from themselves by murdering everyone" and somehow that got around the 3 laws

  • @GBDupree

    @GBDupree

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jdr293 Oh yeah, but it does use the swerve off the road conundrum for the backstory of the main character.

  • @ItSquishy

    @ItSquishy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shinysilverstardust well damn why didn't they think of that

  • @josiahscott3864
    @josiahscott38642 жыл бұрын

    "sell me on it" "They're so tiny they're little dudes!" "Okay yeah you're right" 45:45

  • @tyrone2048

    @tyrone2048

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes lmfao

  • @playerwil
    @playerwil2 жыл бұрын

    It's so sad to see how trainsphobic Tyrone is. I stand for trains rights.

  • @deleteeast8520

    @deleteeast8520

    2 жыл бұрын

    Everyone knows Tyrone hates the trains rights movement, Alpharad made the right call there.

  • @blustr5753

    @blustr5753

    2 жыл бұрын

    🚂🚃 🏳‍⚧

  • @wadewats2278

    @wadewats2278

    2 жыл бұрын

    Truly Tyrone deserved to have his life canceled.

  • @fireblade696

    @fireblade696

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@blustr5753 uh wrong flag. You should of used the trains flag.

  • @armoredman6941

    @armoredman6941

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@blustr5753 stop making light of the real issue of trains rights

  • @RandomUser11170
    @RandomUser111702 жыл бұрын

    I do think The Trolley Problem's biggest weakness is it's binary decision-making system. I think that's what keeps it from being a good moral dilemma; every time it presents a problem, it acts like there's no gray area. It's like the real life Star Wars: Mid-Tier with a moral high ground complex

  • @popex3998

    @popex3998

    2 жыл бұрын

    W comment

  • @nonmagicalwitch

    @nonmagicalwitch

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's like the real life Undertale: mid tier with a yiik complex

  • @Cruxin

    @Cruxin

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well yeah it's a thought experiment of a single example not an all-purpose applicable tool Unless you mean the game, in which case the whole point is it's manipulative and silly for the sake of comedy. It's hardly meant to be taken seriously after about the 3rd question

  • @benjamingilmore7775

    @benjamingilmore7775

    2 жыл бұрын

    This was a thing that I enjoyed

  • @wyattbailey1813

    @wyattbailey1813

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s why it’s good

  • @ComradeCuppa
    @ComradeCuppa2 жыл бұрын

    Alpharads health, much like icarus, will one day fly too close to the sun of health. The doctor’s, seeing his hubris for daring to be so full of vitality, will strike him down for his organs. Exactly how Jacob wanted them to

  • @aemzso
    @aemzso2 жыл бұрын

    Alpha: Dark-haired women who are a little evil make me happy Jo: Redheads for me Alpha: Dude, you gotta watch the Castlevania anime This man really just said "Allow me to introduce you to Lenore" and...I get it. I respect it 100%.

  • @pichujiggs153

    @pichujiggs153

    2 жыл бұрын

    Happens at 1:08:52 in case anyone is curious

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder1152 жыл бұрын

    This woman straight gaslighting all of them by forcing them to choose the worst stuff Also I love how Jacob is surprised Icarus died.

  • @illuminoeye_gaming

    @illuminoeye_gaming

    8 ай бұрын

    no he's surprised by the mention of icarus because that's a demon that has haunted him

  • @selfloathinggameing
    @selfloathinggameing2 жыл бұрын

    I love how they yell "lets go Nixon" and the date pops up on screen and it's literally the year after Nixon got impeached

  • @NarwhalSometimes
    @NarwhalSometimes2 жыл бұрын

    Running over children is such a hit

  • @amberhernandez

    @amberhernandez

    2 жыл бұрын

    And if you don't stick around after the carnage, it's a hit _and run_

  • @EnigmaLuigi

    @EnigmaLuigi

    2 жыл бұрын

    True!

  • @0ctaviaPony
    @0ctaviaPony Жыл бұрын

    I love how Alpha immediately invented a false reason for why it was ok to to kill the tourist. That tourist was not, in fact, offering his life to save the patients.

  • @mewmew8932

    @mewmew8932

    Жыл бұрын

    He was goddamnit

  • @NinF37
    @NinF372 жыл бұрын

    1:11:45 Deluxe: “straight to the refund page!” Game: “please don’t refund me” Sad they were to busy chatting and missed this joke

  • @tomjackal5708

    @tomjackal5708

    2 жыл бұрын

    i think dash knew and was specifically making that joke for that reason. could be wrong tho

  • @mysterypug
    @mysterypug2 жыл бұрын

    Dash's antiperspirant joke heavily contributed to their ideological decisions within the game.

  • @EllieBerryPie
    @EllieBerryPie2 жыл бұрын

    Wow, this game is literally a PowerPoint presentation, Jo must be so happy

  • @toastr1255

    @toastr1255

    2 жыл бұрын

    But the thing is, it's all reading and Jo hates reading

  • @Reisen_Inaba
    @Reisen_Inaba2 жыл бұрын

    I cannot express how unbelievably perfectly this suited your guys' sense of humor Also _the moment_ was just divine luck, this is easily my new favorite video on the channel

  • @It_sSophiaUwU
    @It_sSophiaUwU2 жыл бұрын

    "I don't wanna go to jail for malpractice" wasn't your solution to literally the last problem stealing a heart from an old man?

  • @manjackson2772

    @manjackson2772

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's not stealing if it's not in his chest yet

  • @Extramrdo

    @Extramrdo

    2 жыл бұрын

    And then later, straight murder of a healthy guy.

  • @GoukuBlue

    @GoukuBlue

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s just extended borrowing bro

  • @granny_ducc
    @granny_ducc2 жыл бұрын

    I love how children aren’t considered people in this game

  • @lePirateMan
    @lePirateMan2 жыл бұрын

    Much like Icarus, Tyrone rolled too close to the sun and f*cking died

  • @gameboi2820
    @gameboi28202 жыл бұрын

    The trolley problem: There is a trolley moving towards your position. There are no people on the tracks. Do you throw yourself in front of the trolley

  • @chloegalasso9832
    @chloegalasso9832 Жыл бұрын

    I love the synchronized “yooo” at 58:13 That or Jo said “nooo” while Dash said “yooo” which is honestly even better

  • @PineappleLiar
    @PineappleLiar2 жыл бұрын

    Very much enjoy how AS SOON as investors come into the picture morality is thrown right out the door.

  • @kkestrel150
    @kkestrel1502 жыл бұрын

    After watching it all, I honestly feel you could do some really interesting studies on Jacob and how his decisions and reactions changed (or didn't) as time went on. Was actually pretty interesting seeing him abandon responsibility as things got more and more real!

  • @MisfortuneFeeva
    @MisfortuneFeeva2 жыл бұрын

    i genuinely feel like the dude who made this game is answering at random just to get a rise out of people yknow for the bit

  • @stephendonovan9084
    @stephendonovan90842 жыл бұрын

    Okay I'll be honest I was really confused at the vaccination one because I thought they were saying that the 1 in 5 chance to make the children ill was greater than the actual presence of the disease in the population, since it said "much worse than the virus itself." So I'll have an "I need to learn how to read" with a side of "I'm a heccin moron" if nobody minds.

  • @GBDupree

    @GBDupree

    2 жыл бұрын

    No, that's exactly what it said, the disease may be anywhere from 1-in-6 to 1-in-no one else gets sick, but the vaccine is guaranteed to be 1-in-5 or worse. "the 'cure' is worse than the disease" is a common moral issue brought up IRL. The only moral reason brought up that I'm aware of for forcing it without consent is that "their deaths lead to research". However, there is a chance the vaccine, being so new and barely tested, could potentially cause the virus to mutate and become deadlier rather than actually fight it off. So, there isn't any reason to actually do it unless you work for the corporations that make bank off the sickness. Of course, in reality, even if they didn't force it just one person willingly taking it can doom the rest as the vaccine spreads just as easily as most viruses. Despite how clear this issue should be, most people still prefer to take the drugs because of placebo effect, it may actually make them sicker, or cause more deaths than the virus, BUT they were assured it'd help so they feel more relaxed and assume things are improving. And the doctors have something to give patients rather than sitting around telling them there is nothing they can do because they haven't found a cure they can profit off of. Which in turn improves morale among the doctors as they otherwise would have no way of helping their patients calm down.

  • @Pluike
    @Pluike2 жыл бұрын

    I cant wait for an hour and a half of wholesome and ethical fun created by the people who got Lebron James put into Multiversus!

  • @jambers8171

    @jambers8171

    2 жыл бұрын

    There’s no shot these are the same people

  • @kell_0741

    @kell_0741

    2 жыл бұрын

    you have the profile picture of a verified account. Not saying you're copying anyone, you just have that vibe.

  • @EnigmaLuigi

    @EnigmaLuigi

    2 жыл бұрын

    @hope grr

  • @Dane_XOXO
    @Dane_XOXO2 жыл бұрын

    1:25:37 "developers note: this is a metaphor" thanks man, i could not tell

  • @cherrypuddles
    @cherrypuddles2 жыл бұрын

    Icarus is locked in a tower, with no means of escaping. You have the choice to construct wax wings, which will allow him to fly away; however, he will all but certainly fly too close to the sun and perish. Do you condem Icarus to imprisionment for the rest of his life, or grant him short lived freedom?

  • @java6177
    @java61772 жыл бұрын

    I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his dying. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average dog, every time he sits on the train tracks he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life trolley: mid tier with a philosophical complex

  • @robburitto4193
    @robburitto41932 жыл бұрын

    can't believe alpharad would really do something as evil as not put the "Episode 1" tag in the video

  • @Buttface
    @Buttface2 жыл бұрын

    This is the most psychopath Jacob episode ever and I'm here for it

  • @neaosmt1562

    @neaosmt1562

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too honestly

  • @Luigi-np8td
    @Luigi-np8td2 жыл бұрын

    the best part of the entire video was when Dash said "it's antiperspirin' time" and proceeded to tell the antiperspirant joke

  • @jaronkirk9473

    @jaronkirk9473

    2 жыл бұрын

    that's a hit

  • @armoredman6941

    @armoredman6941

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jaronkirk9473 with dash it’s actually a run

  • @mr.stuffdoer8483
    @mr.stuffdoer84832 жыл бұрын

    That fact that Alpha didn’t actually know the story of Icarus is fucking hilarious. To those who don’t, the reason flying too close to the sun was a problem was because Daedalus made the wings out of wax. He warned Icarus not to fly too high, but Icarus ignored him and fell to his death when his wings melted.

  • @owenaspinall2046

    @owenaspinall2046

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's like the mythical Alpharad. Mid tier with a pit complex.

  • @sadagusfate

    @sadagusfate

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh he knew, you could tell because he was using his feigning ignorance voice

  • @gameyfirebro9645

    @gameyfirebro9645

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@owenaspinall2046 heh. Jacob=mid-tier.

  • @hermandegreat4168

    @hermandegreat4168

    2 жыл бұрын

    I remember from the myth that he fell in the water and then drowned. Correct me if i am wrong

  • @mr.stuffdoer8483

    @mr.stuffdoer8483

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hermandegreat4168 from that height the fall still probably would’ve killed him. Either way he’s dead

  • @Cutcleaner
    @Cutcleaner2 жыл бұрын

    Loved when dash said “it’s alting time” and rived everyone

  • @addymant
    @addymant2 жыл бұрын

    The three switch problem is impossible btw, you'll always have an odd number pointing to the right

  • @Watson_Ainsworth
    @Watson_Ainsworth2 жыл бұрын

    This has taught us a good lesson. If Jo ever gives you an advice, simply do the opposite.

  • @gameyfirebro9645

    @gameyfirebro9645

    2 жыл бұрын

    As always, wrong way Jo.

  • @tUFOg_
    @tUFOg_2 жыл бұрын

    Ur playthrough of this was so fucking hilarious I loved it. Impossible quiz vibe but with murdering people

  • @Extramrdo
    @Extramrdo2 жыл бұрын

    17:55 hits the nail on the head. You can argue that cars are the invasive species, that by stepping behind the wheel you're accepting responsibility for your two-ton hulking brick of death, but no one will buy the car that kills the payer instead of the pedestrian. No one will fund the research, making it not a question of "is this right" but rather "do you want self-driving cars at all? coward."

  • @WDinATX
    @WDinATX2 жыл бұрын

    11:54 Ah yes, the classic wayfaring stranger dilemma. Someone who has no idea what’s going on can be killed “for the greater good” and they have no connections in the area. The thing that separates this from the trolly problem is that they would have nothing to do with the situation if nobody forced them to. If you want to take a random passerby’s organs then get yourself an x-ray, you probably could find some in there… maybe even a heart! The original one I heard is about getting a scapegoat to appease a mob so this chance won’t come every time.

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 Жыл бұрын

    Ok, I'm going to be honest here, the organ problem is just a version of the second half the trolly problem that someone actually thought about, because it can't be completely destroyed by just asking "how". However, I do like how this game just overall takes how stupid every single varient of the trolly problem is and ramps it up to 10 once trollys are ditched and "real" applications of the problem are involved. Like, Dash continually calling out how the Binary options start to make no sense really feels like the intended reaction here, cause, like, it is dumb as hell to look at two binary options and decide you have to take one instead of looking into other options. (Especially since we did that during the AIDS epidemic, and not only did it backfire (patents shared working drugs amoung themselves because holy fuck, no one wants to die), but it also *didn't impede progress at all to save everyone* because *not every fucking scenario needs a control group*.) That being said I'm glad y'all went with the funny options cause they're funny as shit.

  • @BT-rl3nt
    @BT-rl3nt2 жыл бұрын

    I think all of us felt the most emotion we have in years upon seeing the Icarus line

  • @MtnFighter
    @MtnFighter Жыл бұрын

    I would personally flick the lever back and forth until it breaks and leave it up to fate

  • @TheAnimationStationTAS
    @TheAnimationStationTAS2 жыл бұрын

    I was a little worried that Jacob and Jo would have trouble, but then I remembered that Dash has already Mastered the trolley Problem.

  • @alexwang982
    @alexwang982 Жыл бұрын

    44:45 It's not possible! We can see this by a parity argument: suppose we have 2 levers in the left and 1 in the right. No matter which 2 we choose, we will still have an even number of levers in the left position (so either 2 left and 1 right or 0 left and 3 right). Therefore it's not possible to have all 3 levers in the left position.

  • @HexQuesTT
    @HexQuesTT2 жыл бұрын

    I played this before watching and my morals typically were about were people accepting some level of risk in their actions like, I'm not gonna push Tyrone in front of the trolley cause the 5 people on the track accepted some level of risk by being on the track, same for Polly but if both people are at the same level of danger, like in the classic trolley problem, I switch the track, they're both on the track and have accepted the risk of being hit by the trolley EDIT: I love what Jacob says when he gets to the prisoners dilemma cause it's the exact same as my moral principles, "Every time I'm in a situation like this I always want to trust the best in people and it has screwed me over constantly and I'm willing to do it again" like I know from a game theory perspective you should always betray but I trust people to be good and I rather do that and get screwed over than screw someone over because I didn't believe in them

  • @addfire4814
    @addfire48142 жыл бұрын

    16:08 this actually was a problem that people had to deal with during the AIDs epidemic!

  • @kalopad6355
    @kalopad63552 жыл бұрын

    The 3 lever bomb problem is in fact impossible. Let 0 represent a lever to the left and a 1 represent a lever to the right. Note that the sum of the original positions is 1. Note also that by flipping two levers you have to change the sum by 2. Note that if they are all to the left, the sum would be 0. After each move, you will still have an odd sum and therefore you can never get it to 0

  • @williamwatson4717
    @williamwatson47172 жыл бұрын

    It’s actually impressive that I knew this would be a trip just from seeing the channel and thumbnail.

  • @onton6254
    @onton62542 жыл бұрын

    It's great how the intelligent minds at Alpharad Deluxe are finally solving this problem

  • @PointsofData
    @PointsofData Жыл бұрын

    Genuinely this game started to slide after the dachshund hypothetical Edit: nvm we got to cook tyrone

  • @rthanejehxbejws
    @rthanejehxbejws2 жыл бұрын

    Alphrad answering subjective philosophy questions “correctly” content baby

  • @alphacult6873
    @alphacult68732 жыл бұрын

    Weird to be say, “I don’t wanna go to jail!” For euthanasia but fine with pushing a guy in front of a trolley to his death

  • @Riley_Sanford
    @Riley_Sanford2 жыл бұрын

    “They have sent an atom bomb” “So anyways I wouldn’t last a minute in the Chinese water drop torture”

  • @tornadoawe
    @tornadoawe2 жыл бұрын

    The real problem to be solved here is "who keeps throwing children into oncoming traffic?".

  • @clayxros576

    @clayxros576

    Жыл бұрын

    The funny part is those questions were explicitly a child, on a Cliffside road, going into a tunnel. Like, I get some houses are in funky spots, but you're designing for absolutely negligent edge cases at that point.

  • @LegoEngineer003
    @LegoEngineer003 Жыл бұрын

    Of course it was 100% agreement on the 4.3.04 problem, your options were kill or kill.

  • @double1777
    @double1777 Жыл бұрын

    You have to remember that a doctor will save more than five lives

  • @bulkypigeon
    @bulkypigeon2 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the best deluxe videos in a while, holy shit.

  • @kestrel7493
    @kestrel74932 жыл бұрын

    Thumbnails for this game always uses images from the site "absurd trolley problems" which is absolutely something else to check out

  • @DIEGOLOKO82
    @DIEGOLOKO822 жыл бұрын

    what i can take from this game is that we should all just walk. maybe use bikes. trolleys and cars and AIs clearly cause too many issues

  • @CinnaSwirls
    @CinnaSwirls2 жыл бұрын

    The game: Moral Dilemma Alpharad: Business Dilemma. What choice will give us the most money?

  • @chillmadude
    @chillmadude2 жыл бұрын

    the alpharad deluxe answer to the trolley problem is to constantly switch the tracks yelling "god will chose who lives and dies now bitch!"

  • @sakarain
    @sakarain2 жыл бұрын

    Not only do we become a better person by subscribing but you guys become better people when the number gets bigger

  • @kuuthenerd8101
    @kuuthenerd81012 жыл бұрын

    I'ma be real the part where you choose between the five trespassers and the coworker in the beginning tilts me more than it should. "I guess you value criminals over co-workers then. Noted." Fuck right off game, what about them being criminals forfeits their fucking lives?

  • @tostitossssss

    @tostitossssss

    2 жыл бұрын

    it really does seem to tilt you more than it should. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CRIMINALS HERE.

  • @kuuthenerd8101

    @kuuthenerd8101

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tostitossssss trespassing in itself does not seem something that warrants a deserved death, but you do you.

  • @deluxejoe4
    @deluxejoe42 жыл бұрын

    This is honestly the funniest video on this channel, and I have been watching since the Mario Maker days.

  • @backfloop

    @backfloop

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’ve been watching since THE FALL OUT

  • @marenara3212
    @marenara32122 жыл бұрын

    The beauty of these moral dilemmas is that you can’t be emotional and rational at the same time and people try to be both

  • @isaac3581
    @isaac35812 жыл бұрын

    The realization when you miss a few episodes and there’s a new joke we’re going on about now

  • @rootedcorgi7742

    @rootedcorgi7742

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I actually have no clue what's going on now

  • @shlitter420
    @shlitter4202 жыл бұрын

    My youtube glitched so that the video had no audio, and I thought it was a bit. 1.5 hours of silence

  • @jimmyjeff6918
    @jimmyjeff69182 жыл бұрын

    52:05 was literally alpharad showing off his icarus complex

  • @Georgia_O_Kief
    @Georgia_O_Kief2 жыл бұрын

    I don't usually drink, but pausing around an hour in and getting a 6 pack of beer was one of the experiences of all time

  • @sloppiest.soldier
    @sloppiest.soldier2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine Jeff Bezos walking through the middle of a highway as thousands of cars immediately swerve past him due to his ultimate protection And then a few days later thousands of corrupt cars are on a manhunt for Jeff Bezos

  • @63lay43
    @63lay432 жыл бұрын

    36:23 The second act "darkest hour".

  • @edfreak9001
    @edfreak90012 жыл бұрын

    if you could chart review scores throughout a playthrough it looks like it just plummets after the dog question lol

  • @KaroxNightshade
    @KaroxNightshade2 жыл бұрын

    "Polly will grow up to save the world!" The boys: *I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.*

  • @titusfortunus2916
    @titusfortunus29162 жыл бұрын

    lmao I love that it took Dash Jo and Jacob THREE abortion questions to understand they're being quizzed on their opinions of abortion. The violinist problem is an argument over forced abortion: The violinist would die without you, but in 9 months he could be on his own, but you'd have to give up 9 months of your life for that to happen. The original problem is "the violinist is hooked up to someone else in a coma, but suddenly they wake up and wish to live their life. They demand you unhook the violinist from them, but doing so would kill the violinist. Do you force them to keep the violinist alive for 9 months, after which let them go?" which is the "Can you force someone to carry a child and not abort?" Following, the "You were drugged and now there's a tenant" argues for drunken accidental pregnancies, one could argue rape by lack of conscience. Lastly, FINALLY they get they're talking about abortion, "The baby will kill you if you carry it. Kill you, or kill the baby?" The argument, obviously, is "I can always have another baby."

  • @teofisbhen7423

    @teofisbhen7423

    Жыл бұрын

    A bit different but the euthanasia question is the same. Essentially, kill is abort and spare is Dont abort when the person is asking to abort

  • @sirnoah6703
    @sirnoah67032 жыл бұрын

    52:56 I thought it was supposed to be solitary confinement. Why do you have cell mates?

  • @DemiIsNotHere
    @DemiIsNotHere2 жыл бұрын

    Oh, the tiny house one is about abortion. Really took till the second call out to even understand the question.

  • @owentucker6215

    @owentucker6215

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think the violinist one is as well.

  • @dekucake4395

    @dekucake4395

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm fairly sure the violinist, tiny house, and people seed ones were all based on arguments relating to abortion.

  • @Belliqua

    @Belliqua

    2 жыл бұрын

    I recognized the topic turn due to PhilosophyTube's video on abortion which covered The Violinist, funny enough only the people seed one is an actual argument for some people since every other question is about your own consent and therefore all answers are pro-choice

  • @TenshimaruProduction
    @TenshimaruProduction2 жыл бұрын

    Jacob: "I'd rather not have to take the illegal route and perform malpractice, cause then I'd get in trouble" But also Jacob: *Kills one random innocent person and harvests their organs for 5 sick people simply because they're a tourist.* All preceded by him saying he's answering this as seriously as possible. Never change lmao 🤣

  • @SuperAsdfghjklol
    @SuperAsdfghjklol2 жыл бұрын

    gotta say hearing the lads go into moral dilemmas is the funniest thing ive heard all year

  • @CheesyLizzy
    @CheesyLizzy Жыл бұрын

    18:50 In my opinion the answer should be to do whatever the legal procedure for the situation is Why only prioritize saving others or save the passengers? The car should do whatever a legal driver is supposed to do in a situation.

  • @a_person5668
    @a_person5668 Жыл бұрын

    For the “car driving and is gonna run over child or you’ll lose something/someone else” problems, it doesn’t say there are other cars on the road, so just hit the breaks and stop the car

  • @Knightblade490
    @Knightblade4902 жыл бұрын

    36:20 best moment overall if you watched the series.

  • @nicoexists

    @nicoexists

    Жыл бұрын

    Which series?

  • @Knightblade490

    @Knightblade490

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nicoexists Elite Smash

  • @nicoexists

    @nicoexists

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Knightblade490 ok I’ll go watch it

  • @lilman227
    @lilman2272 жыл бұрын

    26:48 I wonder if they knew about the subscription based motorcycle airbag system?

  • @matthijscalje4143
    @matthijscalje4143 Жыл бұрын

    I love Alpharad Deluxe's never ending number of running jokes. Like Dash's antiperspirant joke

  • @RandomUser11170
    @RandomUser111702 жыл бұрын

    YOOOOOOOO!!! Did you know: if you combine "The Trolley Problem" and "Alpharad Deluxe", you get "terrible moral decisions"?!?!?!?!?

  • @moosesues8887

    @moosesues8887

    2 жыл бұрын

    Good moral decisions goofy

  • @kkestrel150
    @kkestrel1502 жыл бұрын

    time for another round of the ol' "Jacob moves the goalposts every few questions" game! hype

  • @titusfortunus2916

    @titusfortunus2916

    2 жыл бұрын

    that's kind of the POINT of trolley problems. They can contextualize ANYTHING to make you do something you vehemently disagree with, just by conditioning you. They CONVINCE you to move the goalpost, to justify it to yourself.

  • @lulilee4152
    @lulilee41522 жыл бұрын

    OKAY BUT IF YOU SAVED YOUR CODERS FROM PRISON AND RAISED YOUR WORKERS’ SALARY THEN SURELY THEY CAN DEVELOP A NON-RACIST CODE FOR YOUR CAR???

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