"Oh man, this reminds me of the time Altrive from Alpharad Deluxe proved that I'm bald" -Peter Griffin

@PewPew_McPewster

2 жыл бұрын

Bryan

@BeachCityWeird

2 жыл бұрын

Dot click the link, It didn’t prove Peter griffin from family guy was bald.

@EthanMickanen

2 жыл бұрын

Peter griffin said that? No way!!,

@luminwakefield6635

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly based

@Quatro921

2 жыл бұрын

Hit

yo when rickles said "that's a dub" and actually acknowledged gameplay happening on screen, jacob was so genuinely thankful. I really appreciated that moment

@gamemodeone4330

2 жыл бұрын

i forgot watching this so often that rickles was in it

@yazhibaa7320

2 жыл бұрын

would you happen to have a time stamp? nvm 33:27

”Hey Lois, remember that time I was on the bald podcast?”

@briftdoard

2 жыл бұрын

@boluga 2 thats a miss

@gogokowai

2 жыл бұрын

Guess what, Peter is bald under all that hair: kzread.info/dash/bejne/c5uctqtrirWedKQ.html

Sadly, these funny moments will never be as funny as Dash's antiperspirant joke

@amaranth7596

2 жыл бұрын

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN

@joshford256

2 жыл бұрын

@boluga 2 L

@awesomegaymer5786

2 жыл бұрын

Dash's antiperspirant joke: that's a hit Literally everything else in the universe: that's a miss

@TheBrimmyRat

2 жыл бұрын

@boluga 2 Miss!

@Neppix_

2 жыл бұрын

@TommyGaming 🅥 miss

13:05 FrostByte did the crouch-crouch up-B. I don't know if y'all remember but that's a super old Alpharad reference. Jacob said around the beginning of Ultimate to do that if you were a fan so we could easily tell. The logic was that nobody would ever do that otherwise, so it would be a telltale sign.

@lgro00

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@LowProfile0247

2 жыл бұрын

oh my god i remember that

@Trenos301

2 жыл бұрын

This is a wild realization

@Harukakanata909

2 жыл бұрын

I still do it in online tourneys haha

@mxyzptplk

3 ай бұрын

yooo i noticed that too

I feel like Dash disagrees with object permanence but respects that it exists

Jo's existential crisis at learning that the Xeno series is a thing is one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed

@aramilslaysdemons5170

2 жыл бұрын

I bet he'll forget it in three steps, just like finch.

@mdm_topplelock

2 жыл бұрын

Wait until he learns about Xenosaga too

@sirocco2810

2 жыл бұрын

I went through the exact same crisis though.

@ninjamagic004

2 жыл бұрын

Damn Luxin I was not aware you watched Deluxe lol. Glad you are also in this awful community

@eggonyofase

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody tell him that Jesus is a character in the series

"A family guy must be a funny guy in the moments of his life" -Hideki Naganuma Best Wishes, MinecraftQuickscoper2007

@vuLKan711

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing!

@303elliott

2 жыл бұрын

Grr.

@primalknight

2 жыл бұрын

kirby is bald

@dotmp3883

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you MinecraftQuickscoper2007

“I thought you were about to say Niceguy69 really did finish last.” That is double entendre 🌟 GOLD 🌟

@sodajerk.7479

2 жыл бұрын

Finally, someone who knows the term "double entendre"

"Bullshit people play 8 player smash" absolute miss from Dash. leaving the door open with smash on and letting every mf walk in and play is better than dealing with college dorm wifi.

@KingHasian

2 жыл бұрын

I am 69

@Tonjit41

Жыл бұрын

You pay for college L

Jacob: “We have never seen each other naked even on accident” Joe: “Have we seen each other naked on purpose?”

@kikiretzorg1467

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I'm surprised they _haven't._ If I were Jo I'd offer to see each other naked on purpose just to get it out of the way

@paxgallery6646

2 жыл бұрын

@@kikiretzorg1467 thats a miss

@joshford256

2 жыл бұрын

Jo*

@bb010g

2 жыл бұрын

@@kikiretzorg1467 that's a hit

20:13 “We have their IP address right up on screen” The screen: King Dedede tip Conclusion: They were bots

*dash doesn't say anything for a solid 2 minutes* Dash: hes gunna hit us with the sex kick

@supremechaosbeing2696

2 жыл бұрын

um acutally sex kick is a professional smash term and it means an aerial, usually a neutral air, which lingers for a good while in one pose. Mario sex kicks, link sex kicks, and mii brawler sex kicks. You can't deny the Truth

My favourite family guy moment is when Peter gets projectile camped by richter belmont

I must be a nerd and mention that SMT actually started from a series of books called Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei which released in 1986 and then got a NES game adaptation in 1987

@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas

Жыл бұрын

What is this in context to though? Also based

Jo: i was a bad student and slept in class. Also Jo: My students watch this

all bits aside, happy birthday jacob! appreciate you for burning down my sense of humor to the ground this last year

The total watch time of the Elite Smash series as of this episode (December 19th, 2021) is now 27:55:56, or 1675.933 minutes. 1675.933 minutes equals 69.83 anime episodes at 24 minutes per episode. Nice. That 1v2 against Bowser and Mario is the best fight scene in all of anime.

@gentlemattman

2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate this

Can’t believe rickles is now a member of the bald podcast for 2 days in a row.

I love family guy, it's full of witty nuanced moments like that one bit where Brian figured out the woman he kissed was trans and then he vomited for several continuous minutes. That was funny and cool.

@gangjittleyang

2 жыл бұрын

Really is the peak of comedy televison

@SNK_LRD

2 жыл бұрын

Timeless comedic genius

@Tonjit41

Жыл бұрын

You just don't get it. Brian has a vomit fetish. He was showing appreciation.

@SanaeKochiya

10 ай бұрын

he’s just like me fr

Wait until Jo finds out Xenogear was originally supposed to be FF7, then was going to be Chrono Trigger 2.

"Someone is gonna shave their head because of this" Please don't, that reeks of plussy era

@christiancasaverdepertica1802

2 жыл бұрын

Shaving your head for Alpharad? That's a miss. Shaving your head for the funny though? That's a hit

@jasonkeith2832

2 жыл бұрын

@@christiancasaverdepertica1802 What if the funny gives you the confidence to embrace the bald?

@christiancasaverdepertica1802

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonkeith2832 Hit!

@atomichaunter2584

2 жыл бұрын

Plussy era was the golden age though.

The fact that jo shoved everything into his backpack without folders explains a lot.

13:04 Yoooo! Mario with the old alpharad handshake!

That was a good "yooo!"

@the_voices_wont_stop

2 жыл бұрын

That was good but you know what is bad apandah i hate that and is would hate if you subscribed to him

my school folders would be: history is red because of the blood, science is green because of plants, english is yellow for all the highlighting and post it notes in the textbook, and blue is math because thats the last color for the main subjects

DeDeDe’s the perfect character to play when discussing family guy.

7:37 They are literally called Pocket Monsters, Altrive

Asking how old is megami tensei is a dangerous question. This is a franchise where the 5th numbered entry was the 12 main series entry, was released after nine, and where both numbers 1 and 2 happened 2 different times

@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas

Жыл бұрын

In what context is this referring to?

@VyvyantOH

Жыл бұрын

@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas I don't understand the question, these are all just true statements about the megami tensei games

@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas

Жыл бұрын

@@VyvyantOH I assume you're replying to a topic brought up at some point in the video, but I couldn't tell at what point

@VyvyantOH

Жыл бұрын

@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas this comment is a year old, I don't remember what it was responding too either

@glowingterror6909

10 күн бұрын

Around 32:50

31:40 "Look at those eyes" Such a state

14:00 It adjusts damage based on number of characters alive in a match, not on how many started the match. If you have more then 2 living players in a match, the damage is normal. If you kill one and go down to only 2 people, it gives you that bonus damage on your attacks. So at this time in the match, you have the 20% buff.

@LowProfile0247

2 жыл бұрын

they’d know if they watched the smash facts vids

@CCCM89

2 жыл бұрын

@@LowProfile0247 They'd know if they just checked the tool tips in game, to, but who has time for that when you're busy losing to a level 3 CPU with your 5 dollar sword girl?

rickles works so well here, I hope he's in future episodes

ive started watching this channel with ads because I've been convinced it adds to the experience

According to Darwin and the sailors of the expeditions to the galapogus islands, Giant Turtles were actually really tasty. Thus, King Koopa, being the biggest of turtles, probably tastes delicious.

Happy birthday alpharad! I have been watching your videos for a while and I always love your creativity in your videos and hopefully you will have a good year in 2022

hehehehe hey lois i'm in smash bros, freakin' sweet!

I can feel jacob just slowly losing his mind while doing this. It feels like he's just getting closer and closer to losing his shit. How many people we got on here now? There are three people talking while Jacob tries to focus and they are just running wild. Add one more and I think we can make him rage quit alpharad deluxe. Cause some drama and make him leave the series.

20:41 "Wait how does aura work with time?" If (Negative) Then (Aura) = [Big]

I have to say, when I hear the advice "just hold chopsticks like a pencil" I get annoyed, because I hold pencils completely wrong. );

@KettuKakku

2 жыл бұрын

just hold pencils like the top chopstick

@dniwetamp

2 жыл бұрын

then just hold them right lmao

Happy Birthday; Mr. Alpharad. But not Mr. Deluxe

Richter more like leaf transition.

As an Emboar lover, I was so hyped when the Bald podcast mentioned him

@lgro00

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they wanted to eat him

Remember the special family guy episode where they play the 2009 G-Force videogame, they should totally play that

Wait until jo finds out megami tensei is before shin megami tensei

@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas

Жыл бұрын

If he specifies the Shin Megami Tensei _series,_ then it's fine, though still handy to note Shin Megami Tensei is the mainline series of the Megami Tensei _franchise,_ and is essentially a reboot of the Megami Tensei series (duology) 🤓

@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas

Жыл бұрын

What is this referencing? Timestamp?

Dash has the best one liners on the couch

Meg: "Family Guy" Peter: **farts** No Meg 😡

@Jonathin

2 жыл бұрын

society: 🎭

SMT dates even further back to 1987 with Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei on the famicon

@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas

Жыл бұрын

Based; context?

I wait for the one day they do pokenut, dash will say “I wanna re-roll I’m feeling disgusting today”

Happy Birthday, gamer!

My favorite family guy funny moment is when Jacob alpharad joined the bald podcast

This is the only channel on youtube where a conversation can just casually jump between Family Guy and Xenogears

my favorite family guy moment is when meg gets bullied

Hehehehehe

crazy how family guy funny moments and alpharad are the only things i watch

Big happy birthday to our favorite local funny man, Thank you for all the funny haha's you bring

“Yeah this is gonna be a short episode.”-Rickles

@lazerman27

2 жыл бұрын

I mean the richter bit was fairly short in comparison :D

I knew exactly what dash was thinking when he asked “what Pokémon would you eat”

@zGoldenHawk

2 жыл бұрын

Miltank

@RandomUser11170

2 жыл бұрын

Klefki

@bingbong-zr8qv

2 жыл бұрын

vaporeon

@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas

Жыл бұрын

@@HmmBearGrr pokémon edibility, Vaporeon would just taste like dolphin (I have never tasted dolphin; I actually hate dolphins; #endolphins)

@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas

Жыл бұрын

@@zGoldenHawk if Miltank is different from real life cows in that it's milk is sweeter, then I'll make the simple assumption their meat is saltier beef is already too salty for me

DEDEDE EPISODE LETS GOOO

this is the best episode of the bald podcast

These are funny family guy moments

the game where alpha was getting teamed was the most invested in the gameplay that jo has been since dash joined

one of my favorite videos so far!

These episodes give me life

Happy Birthday Alpharad. I hope you have had an Awesome Birthday.

I don't get why xenogear existing broke jo's brain. Games exist

“This is like that time I was in smash bros”

Fun fact the dragon ball manga never deviates to Z, that’s an anime only thing. It stays “Dragon ball” from start to finish

12:55 you know green mario looks like Shrek tbh

Very funny

this is a certified family guy funny moment classic

Cant wait for episode 2

for his birthday dash should give jacob no hair

The Megami Tensei series started on Pc in 1987 and is based on a book. So even older than NES era.

Happy birthday, Jacob!

I am legit bald, and I enjoy the humour. Don't worry

@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the

32:48 the Megami Tensei franchise started in 1986 with the book "Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei"

@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas

Жыл бұрын

🤯based

I love how youtube now wants me to watch family guy REALLY BADLY now.

29:30 was the funniest part of the video and no one acknowledged it

Listen, I would _pop off_ for getting Skorupi after rerolling another stage 1 Pokémon. You'd never catch me rerolling off Binacle though

I actually have to question whether or not Dash is in the room or not every episode and just flashback to the episode they brought it up

It gets even crazier when you consider the fact that Xenogears was originally a pitch for Final Fantasy VII.

The fact that, while watching this video, there's a huge KZread ad to watch Season 19 of Family Guy on KZread next to it makes this whole thing even more... well, I dunno what it makes it more of. But it makes it more something. And it reminds me of this one time...

the description, also the video reccomends familyguy to me this is amazing

I like how online and younger brothers have ruined my mains reputations. that being Toon Link and Lucas

I must be going insane the food on a stick logic actually makes sense

I would eat Alakazam because why not. BTW happy birthday Jacob.

I'd eat a Roserade salad.

“Hey Brian I was on the bald podcast” eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

The best part of this video is the advertisement for season 19 of Family Guy above the recommended.

This video is a hit!

Yoooo Zombie! It's been a while since we last saw him

thank you for rolling for zombie jo

No one will care, but Megami Tensei started with a novel in 87'

@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas

Жыл бұрын

I do

"Ditto! Become a burger!"

sadly, family guy is not aired in japan and most people in japan say they dont understand the majority of the jokes. what a cruel world we live in.

Before I watch this I just wanna say, Happy Birthday Jacob 🥳

29:14 why did you turn into a demon . that mic quality man XXD

@7grandmac

2 жыл бұрын

I think someone just did like a “pffft” at that moment

YOOOO! More Rickles

31:06 can we talk about that parry?

ah my favourite podcast