So the Kaiser has RUINED Germany...AGAIN!
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Bittersteel having to save Germany for the millionth time be like
@sikiri9051
2 ай бұрын
Default kaiser
@alisinanucer
2 ай бұрын
Honestly the keiser need to let his place to bittersteel
@TopatTom
2 ай бұрын
Indeed
@tudor7746
2 ай бұрын
And I'd watch it again...
@marvsky4845
2 ай бұрын
I dont get it
Lets Do Any other nation Bittersteel: Nah Germany for the 1,000th time Bittersteel: Yes!
@Bitt3rSteel
2 ай бұрын
Don't blame me, blame whoever keeps sending these in
@daggieYT
2 ай бұрын
@@Bitt3rSteelk
@me347
2 ай бұрын
@@Bitt3rSteelBittersteel I sent you a communist Britan one try it out
@jonasoster5283
2 ай бұрын
@@Bitt3rSteel i send you a cool china disaster safe if you can check it :)
@weisssl175
2 ай бұрын
@@me347 c-comunism???? Ew
When the steel is bitter
@at0m1c2
2 ай бұрын
Bitt3rSteel when Swe1.5twood walks in:
@randomidiot3195
2 ай бұрын
@@at0m1c2?
27:44 This is what disaster saves do to you kids...
"Italy has been sentenced to life in prison on Vladivostok" one of the greatest quotes in history
@BraydenBrown-to2fs
2 ай бұрын
He should show Tommy Kay or Dankus this disaster save and challenge them to play as the Italians in Vladivostok. I know it won’t happen because it is very stupid.
I love the constant storyline in this of Bittersteel edging... 15:23 bro had to know what he was doin.
@pickplaygames2147
2 ай бұрын
BROOOO
@Ironcurtainproductions
2 ай бұрын
“Such a tight fit”
@lucyfrenchie9470
2 ай бұрын
if you watch it in the context hes edging its a wild HOI4 vid@@Ironcurtainproductions
Well it’s not really rebranding. English speaking nations they call the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics the USSR. While in Russian it’s called the Союз Советских Социалистических Республик (СССР) or in English the SSSR. In Russian and Belarus it’s the SSSR, in Ukraine it’s the SRSR, in Uzbek and Azerbaijan it’s SSRI. Most other former Soviet Republics and satellite states tend to have the same or similar acronym of SSSR except for maybe Estonia (NSVL) and Tajikistan (ИҶШС). Note: I could only make these observations because I can read Cyrillic (the alphabet most SSSR nations used) but some of the nations don’t use Cyrillic. So I can’t really make an observation on Georgia and Armenia as Georgia uses the Mkhedruli alphabet while Armenia uses the Armenian alphabet.
@fduranthesee
2 ай бұрын
3SR is just weird as hell
@ShadowOfThePit
2 ай бұрын
ah, so *that's* why they change to the sssr in that one path
@lebawsski
2 ай бұрын
Nice explanation.
The Italians in Vladivostok had me laughing
@SD_arSamst
2 ай бұрын
Mama mia! The pizza is ice!
Imperial Germany in a two front war.... again... It also looks like Alsace-Lorraine remained Alsace-Lorraine it seems. At least in the beginning.
Bittersteel: complains about lack of chromium 20 times Also bittersteel: does anything and everything in his power to not attack turkey even when bordering both konstantinople and in the caucusus
@niyazikoken8836
2 ай бұрын
Also germany and turkey had chromium trade agreements back then ww2
@Celeste__ch.
2 ай бұрын
@@niyazikoken8836 really? Neat. I tend to justify on turkey specifically for free chromium so thats why i took extra exception to it🤣
Otto von Bismarck 1866 (colorised)
@jeff_underscore9244
2 ай бұрын
Underrated comment lol
Bitt3rsteel is so mature, what with his "touching tips" and "edging" of frontlines and encirclements.
"Great value USSR, who are now rebranding as SSSR" That was a lot funnier than it should have been 😂😂
"I can tell from this overview, that we are fucked." - Bitter, when he plays Disaster Saves, Me when i play anything in Kaiserreich.
@Everial
2 ай бұрын
When you play game as Germany in KR, and half of the Mitteleuropa betrays you xD
"its such a tight fit" "we're slowly edging our way forward" 💀💀💀💀
ngl kaiser germany in 1940s looks like ww1 under ww2 skin
@crunch.dot.73
2 ай бұрын
Not to mention the Austro-Hungarian Empire is back along with their faction being called the 'Central Powers'
Dude had almost a million guns in stockpile and sent this in.. Brilliant
POV: Germany is so bad that Bitt3rsteel has to save it every single video
@TheRedHand101
2 ай бұрын
Germany losing a World War? Again?! Neverrrrr XD
Germany is the easiest country. How do people keep messing it up?
@jansoucek3811
2 ай бұрын
They are new, unlucky or both.
I always end up watching these videos late at night when I get home and I always fall asleep and watch them again the next night and the cycle continues😅
2:43 Battlecruisers rule! I am really not an expert at this game but i read a guide somewhere about Battlecruisers and after that I started to use them. They dominate the seas! I can play a campaign without losing a single one. I usually make them a bit more cheap thou. Plus its fun. Battlecruisers are just cool.
23:05 the one, the only... An actually correct pronunciation of Jelgava. That was more satisfying than it should have been.
The limiting factor with games going into late game will almost always be manpower, as such inf offensives are never rly viable unless the enemy is spent and/or out of supply and u do it under green air with lots of cas. Also unless u r using very small tanks bunching them up in stacks of more than 4 per tile is just ineffective they don't get in the battle And they drain the supply for everyone making all of them useless. maintenence comp for expensive tanks is always a must in addition to wat u already know they help recover the tanks lost. finally speed kills, regardless of how many units they have on the line one breakthrough with fast units is all it takes for the whole front to collaps u just overrun and encircle them... territorial gains don't matter as much as killing the enemy army does.
Nice video. Just some throw-away feedback: the Futurama clips are starting to feel a bit repetitive to me. Fun vid overall tho
@Bitt3rSteel
2 ай бұрын
Noted!
Bitt3rSteel's suffering and mental breakdowns are the best. Quality HoI4 content, no doubt!
it's honestly surprising that Germany doesn't really have a communust path in their focus tree, like nothing even mentioning the Sparticists uprising and such
"There goes the royal navy!" There was a lot of anger built into that small sentence.
Thank you for extending the deadline!
This video came out on perfect timing on my end
"I can conclude from this overview that we're fucked but I'm gonna try to unfuck this" -every disaster save video ever created
If austria and romania were involved this would be MUCH harder.
north german confederation gameplay*
15:46 It's Bodensee, I live in that region
Mama mia! The pizza is ice!
This germany didn't seem as doomed as other disaster saves, I feel like the guy saw the allied 15-division doomstack on the west and his CAS obviously dying and got very intimidated by it
BRO I MISSED THE MOUSE PADS!! NOOOO
5:50 for some reason your not producing CAS probably because he has 2k in stockpile for no reason and 300 fighters and 500 tac bombers
I love the detail of the ussr being sssr
Again. 40 € for a deskmat is really steep. No matter how long they are being sold.
I'm glad that Bitter doesn't get my saved fail games. Oh the things I've messed up as a noob at hoi4. If Bitter thought this game was going to break him, I'd love to see his reactions in some of the hairy situations I've found myself in.
„We lost Bavaria AND Franken“ People from „Franken“ be like: Nice, finally someone recognizes Franken as a state 😂
I have an mp save with my cousin so similar to this i thought it was mine for a second.
hey Bittersteel make a MD video restoring the soviet union or form the german emire in the great war mod
i really would love that mousepad as a background too. is there anywhere i can find it so i can use it on me desktop too?
Bro I love these videos keep it up bro❤💪🏻
Damn it. I missed the desksale by 1 day Still those are awesome!
Pro tip for AA if you're playing any nation and plan on using anti-air two factories from day one will give you all the AA you ever need for your whole country including Germany
"Ah the Kaiser is losing another war and for that I must suffer." - Every German soldier in 1918
Day 1 of waiting for more old world blues & KR videos, Love all your HOI 4 content though. Keep it up man!
14:08 Escape from Tarnow
9:52 😔
Soviet Estonia owning Finland and the NDC owning estonia is beautiful
I feel like the recent DLCs have really messed up the axis AI. Its crazy how Italy and Vichy France get teared to shreds. In my recent Germany game I was balls deep in the USSR with 3 Collabs and the 86% to capitulation. I had to move my tank army to France and Italy 12 times to try to save them. And because of the amazing new Italy DLC, England only has to land like one province next to Rome and then the Italian civil war happens
There should be a mechanic which compels allied countries to give up conquered territory if your warparticipation is higher than theirs.
I never put a full focus on my inf in germany, for me it is just tanks and cas... so much cas that my starter infantry breaks through the maginot.
I got my desk pad! It's awesome. Big fan, quite thick and well-made. Good purchase.
@Bitt3rSteel
2 ай бұрын
Glad you like it!
I got my first save file it’s not that bad just like all your troops would be trapped
I like that the person who did this actually did try to make a navy. The navy is important. But the composition wasnt good. The battlecruiser design was totally fine. Quality over quantity pays off with the navy. But you dont need 15 of them. The AI doesnt generally build new capital ships, and when they do, they use them with inferior units that lowers the overall effectiveness. Pretty sure battles are decided by averages. A good target for intial fleet size with Germany would be 4 carriers, 4-6 battlecruisers or battleships, 2 more heavy cruisers than that, the same number of light cruisers as heavy cruisers (light cruisers are the most important unit, build them high quality) 8-10 is fine, and 22-24 destroyers. This provides a good balance of units, and you dont suffer from debuffs by having so many destroyers. Fleet coordination goes down with so many units and you loose more of them. Subs are extremely important as Germany. Cutting off British units from their island is how you beat them. But as much as I like the navy, and see how important it is, air is more important. I learned the hard way, in a manner not to different from this save (monarchist Germany) that you cant neglect air. Also, auto split off on the battlesleet is a big no. If you want the ships to repair indidually, click the repair button next to them to send individual ships to repair. They will automatically go to open ports. Ive lost too many capital ships to trash subs by having auto split off on. Thats what the AI does, and it feels like an exploit. You can have a battle with the enemy fleet, wreck a bunch of destroyers with your light cruisers, then the subs will do a number on the unescorted capital ships that break off to repair. Thats been my strategy for around 4 years now and it works phenomenally.
I'm fairly certain you read the Bourbon France event wrong. Free France gets those. They get the North of France which includes Alsace-Lorraine. I mean I don't know how you even thought they'd (Bourbon France) get this when this is just a Neutral flavored Vichy France lmao. Regardless, great video as always !
"Somehow, the Kaiser returned."
How many times must we forget this lesson about the old man?
To build your spy network strength quicker, put all your spies in one location.
@Misky447
2 ай бұрын
😃👍
Weraboos then: If germany had more Tigers they had won Weraboos now: If germany had Bittersteel they had won 8:48
27:43 isorrowproductions moment
Somehow the Kaiser returned.
"we've lost bavaria and franken" damn right those are two seperate enteties! :D just ask anyone from franken :D
29:10 well gg to Bitters Compter
Italy falling apart? You don't say.
Bittersteel can you make a video as Mandschuko with Archiments???
How do you get these runs/ how can I send you some runs
you forgot to do researcdh and to the forever focus trees at the bottom left
@crunch.dot.73
2 ай бұрын
Well he wants more political power to fix his cabinet and doing a focus costs 1 political power a day
what dlc are u using to have that many rss tech???
Am i the only one that was confused on 0:58 that Lithuania was "Non Aligned" but only had communism?
Imperial Germany GONE INSANE 😂😂😂
I just received the mouse pads, the quality of both the print and the material is amazing, it was money well spent, every cent of it
@Bitt3rSteel
2 ай бұрын
Great to hear!
Is no one gonna question that Finland is called "Soviet Estonia"?
Can you try the invasion of the world with Albania?
SSSR is the russian/slavic name for the USSR. Idk why they put it in an english game though
@coala2001
2 ай бұрын
i think they made this trying to give some nationalist vibe, idk. bc SSSR is basically USSR, but in Cyrillic alphabet.
@SomeMilitaryGeneral
2 ай бұрын
its actually cccp in russian using a latin alphabet the sssr is the based on trotskis plan for russia and communism@@coala2001
Bourbon France doesn't get Alsace. They get the Vichy borders. The event says, Free France gets Alsace
Remember when Paradox “fixed” the peace treaty system? 🤣🤣🤣
also why didnt you upgrade the generals? with cp
that germany player really said "north german confederation"
"So the Kaiser has RUINED Germany...AGAIN!" Nono, Some idiot did ruin germany when trying this mod and they did not know anything what they was doing.
Time to watch a HOI4 video, while playing HOI4 It gets even more meta when I include the fact I'm going monarchist (Even though I'm in 1939 and I'm still fascist)
this save isn't that bad but l said "what!!!" and "why???"at least 10 times
I hope someone can help me here. I'm currently fighting the Soviets in ironman mode playing Germany, but the finns took 1 of the territory that I need to finish Barbarossa. How can I request it back? I have tried looking everywhere. Right click on the state, in my own countrys politic(?) tab, on the finn's, but no such button is visible. Unfortunately I only have the base game, is it not possible with that? I've tried letting the soviets take it back, but they refused to move in. =/ Also what should I do with Case Anton? I had all the requirements, no troops even close, mine or italian, yet the button remain green. I don't understand. I can't even annex Vichy France like this. Even if I somehow manage to take all their autonomy, there's no option to occupy a puppet... or at least Vichy France. Or am I doing something wrong here?
Why one would go Imperial and not go for Victoria? Hindenburg go pop?
Stopping kids from saying first
@minatomadara3436
2 ай бұрын
That trend is dead
@Idkwhattoput151
2 ай бұрын
By commenting 3rd?
27:44 😂😂
The Kaiser had nothing to do with ruining Germany. The Allie’s had everything to do with it.
Not another germany being saved💀😭🤦♂️
Love your content😊😊😊
Lol 😂 anybody else heard that voice he made at 27:43
27:44 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How did you have so much equipment and still get so rekt? To the OP that is.
3:42 "Oh dear god, someone is trying to experiment and have fun! We can't have that! You must play meta in single player!"
@jimjay2939
2 ай бұрын
Nobody said that tf 💀
@Bitt3rSteel
2 ай бұрын
"omg why am I losing?!" That would be why
3:43 imagese you can hear
Hello I'm a new hearts of iron 4 player and am really struggling with divisions not being able to push through please can you do a guide for if you have no mods on for beginners Thank you😄
Soooo... are we just supposed to ignore Soviet estonia being in Finland and a very finish-white country in Estonia?
that looks really annoying to loose all the land you where on because a other country on the other side of the world lost.