The talking aliens gag is easily one of the best they've ever come up with ;p

@waddupjd

7 жыл бұрын

they're not aliens they're black suit Spider-Mans

@asrielthedreamer6783

7 жыл бұрын

+Jay Play just in case. STOP THE BEFORE THEY DO A TAP DANCE ROUTINE !

@abara5678

7 жыл бұрын

duuude i was about to make the same comment. its so funny. the way its written performed and edited is just perfect. im at the train right now and laughrd so hard peoole looked at me xD

@gam3rtim352

7 жыл бұрын

I would love to watch a version of this movie with his subtitles and voice over for the aliens.

@paulschauer6273

7 жыл бұрын

I lost it at that point

“Probably should’ve thought that through before attacking a planet MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!” Is one of my favorite Nostalgia Critic lines.

@ridwancoding5646

Жыл бұрын

He sounds like a cartoon.

@doc.sk8erdie286

10 ай бұрын

Did you ever learn something the hard way? They didn't know water would hurt them. Or Maybe it had to be physical water mix with sunlight that hurts them. Bleach and ammonia can hurt you over time if you breathe it in separately, but if you mix bleach and ammonia and breathe it in, it wil kill you.

@jacksono6565

9 ай бұрын

​@@ridwancoding5646cause he's a living one

@Sean-kg7vh

9 ай бұрын

They were demons, not aliens. Holy water killed them.

@thedarksidejesterandfriend8469

7 ай бұрын

@@jacksono6565this movie feels like a cartoon

It seems that Shyamalan have forgotten that our atmosphere is full of water vapor so that should’ve killed the aliens instantly

@alexjewett7455

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention morning dew, and clouds, and rain, and ice, and about a million other forms of water across the entire planet.

@doc.sk8erdie286

10 ай бұрын

Maybe it had to be water vapor mixed with sunlight? Or maybe it had to be physical water mix with sunlight that hurts them. Bleach and ammonia can hurt you over time if you breathe it in separately, but if you mix bleach and ammonia and breathe it in, it wil kill you.

@user-cv8qe9ru8c

9 ай бұрын

The lack of recon conducted by the aliens is astounding. They really went full invasion real quick

@theplaguegamer6216

8 ай бұрын

Roanoke Gaming actually explained that, water vapor and liquid water are vastly different quantities from each other, And the aliens because of their camouflage and ability likely have a far thinner Phosphalyfid bi-layer than us, that is the membrane on our skin that keeps water out, and theirs is so thin that liquid water can easily get in the cells and over-saturate them causing them to explode. Water vapor is not enough to do it and they can breath our atmosphere, so obviously they can take it. They likey came from a desert planet were liquid water is not that common. And he theorized that the aliens were likey desperate for a new home so they took a risk and failed.

@theplaguegamer6216

8 ай бұрын

​@@user-cv8qe9ru8cnot really the aliens were staying to the shadows until they were ready to attack, the alien revealed itself on TV as a scare tactic to intimidate the masses of Earth. And if you remember we were struggling against them until their weakness was discovered, thousands had died from them, the aliens weren't completly stupid.

The aliens yelling “WOOD!” At the same time every time they come up on a door fucking kills me every time.

@wiley8976

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha dude it’s so funny it gets me too

after all these years I still laugh at those alien subtitles

@CollinGerberding

7 жыл бұрын

New(er) to being a fan, but I remember those subtitles from before I knew where they were from.

@CommanderM117

7 жыл бұрын

same

@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control

7 жыл бұрын

WOOD!

@ShahirHameed

7 жыл бұрын

Same here

@ryanweatherall3714

7 жыл бұрын

+HitchensImmortal haha

Hearing Joaquin Phoenix say "act crazy" is kind of funny now.

@LeBaron101

4 жыл бұрын

I think he might be the best joker ever

@anubusx

4 жыл бұрын

Also kinda funny that Gibson was the studio's first choice to play Batman in the 89 film.

@gianinabadami5341

3 жыл бұрын

Actually I thought it was funny then and now

@questworldiangreenknight7455

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣

@SwiftNimblefoot

2 жыл бұрын

Man, that's him? He sure aged a lot. In Joker he looks like, 60...

“YOU JUST MADE CHARLIE SHEEN RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING!!” I died inside when I heard that

@questworldiangreenknight7455

2 жыл бұрын

lol 😆

@Blade57331

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not updated with movie stars. Someone can explain me what charlie sheen did that people speak low of him now?

@h.rtheater8321

2 жыл бұрын

@@Blade57331 he did many drugs, while also speaking like he's better than everyone

@Dim4323

Жыл бұрын

So did scarry movie 3

You know crops need to be watered. Crops are usually fairly moist even if there is not enough water to kill them it should have hurt them like crazy.

@timtheskeptic1147

4 жыл бұрын

Plus, the wet ground. It would be like having a sunburn on the bottom of your feet at the very least.

@calebmauer1751

4 жыл бұрын

Why didn't they wear raincoats?

@DonnaBrooks

3 жыл бұрын

You're right. I'd never even thought of that. There'd be dew on those crops, on grass, on metal.

@bocowan9106

3 жыл бұрын

At first I thought you said Cops need water 😂

@parker-boy98

3 жыл бұрын

@@bocowan9106 Well they do, they're only human

The aliens would not last long in the UK

@BugsyFoga

7 жыл бұрын

why

@rogermorris9696

7 жыл бұрын

Because it rains alot

@sky.mp4

7 жыл бұрын

*rains constantly

@ASLTheatre

7 жыл бұрын

Or Oregon/Washington.

@GreatfulGert

7 жыл бұрын

Or Indiana, that place has so much rain.

I can now say my favorite moment of Nostalgia Critic is when he spent two whole minutes on the fact that aliens can't get past pantry doors

@maticstudios

4 жыл бұрын

The Name's Christian It had two heavy wooden tables propped up against it, it would take you about a day to figure out how to get out of a door that has been blocked when you are an alien and don’t know its blocked or how to operate a door in the first place.

@Mettra8021

4 жыл бұрын

& they cant blast it with a alien weapon of somekind? i mean these are aliens who are millions light years ahead of us in technology but they dont have the fire power to break down a wooden door

@maticstudios

4 жыл бұрын

Mettra Tonic Maybe they have no need for such weapons? Also the alien in the pantry was unarmed.

@Mettra8021

4 жыл бұрын

yeah no what sense does that make unless there like a xenomorph which they dont seem to be these aliens brought there advanced alien space ships years above our technology but your telling me they didnt bring any weapons thats even more stupid than than the thing about the wooden doors

@CadolfWasHere

4 жыл бұрын

it literally says in the movie why they dont use their weapons. i wonder if someone above a third grade education analyzed this. *cough cough* get stuckmannized *cough cough*

it's been years and the whole "MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" bit still cracks me up

The Aliens as demons would have been a better twist. Explains why they don't have technology and go around naked. Also explains the importance of Gibson finding his faith, sort of blessing the water into holy water or something.

@the_once-and-future_king.

7 ай бұрын

No technology...except the numerous glowing spaceships they travel in?

@Edagui97

3 ай бұрын

​@@the_once-and-future_king. We never saw the ships directly or knew where they came from, so they might have as well have been demonic chariots or something.

@nkbujvytcygvujno6006

22 күн бұрын

​@@the_once-and-future_king. Eh... with enough tweaking that could be seen as something supernatural that was read as spaceships to humans...

Well England's safe it's 70% trees and it's always raining

@Spaceraptorderp

7 жыл бұрын

agreed

@nidohime6233

7 жыл бұрын

A cricket bat would count too for defeat aliens? Because here we got thousands :v

@greyknight9638

7 жыл бұрын

So is Florida.

@BlueZeroThree

7 жыл бұрын

English master race scrubs!

@greyknight9638

7 жыл бұрын

Texas is safe too, but then again seeing as how the aliens don't seem to use any weapons we'd probably just use them for target practice before we decided to rely on wood and water.

My mother was so inspired when this movie came out. Oh, dont get me wrong, she hated this movie, but she used the aluminium hat idea so she could be a giant Hershey's kiss for Halloween (true story by the way)

@maticstudios

4 жыл бұрын

riakun Watch a analogy on this movie and it will all make brilliant sense.

@alexolson1716

4 жыл бұрын

Adorable.

@moomooold

4 жыл бұрын

@@maticstudios i doubt it

@riakun

4 жыл бұрын

@Dagoberto Henriquez Benitez actually, no, she really did that xD she even did a similar thing to the top of her head like what they did in this movie (to recreate the top of the Hershey kiss costume). It inspired her whole costume

@isexuallyidentifyasukraini5407

4 жыл бұрын

That's like how in the movie Amadeus, Mozart was inspired to write the Queen of the Night aria after hearing his mother-in-law scream hysterically.

"...maybe Gibson and Phoenix are just God damn nuts..." Turns out that was the canon ending

@TyMarshall007

4 жыл бұрын

that's why Phoenix became The Joker

@DonnaBrooks

3 жыл бұрын

Clever!

@questworldiangreenknight7455

2 жыл бұрын

Huh. Lol 😂

@neo-didact9285

2 жыл бұрын

@🔥Darth Dämon🎃 *"SO JUST SMILE AND BLOOOWW MEEEEE!!"*

@jacindaellison3363

2 жыл бұрын

@@neo-didact9285 lol, what's the context to that?

Can we all talk about the sheer genius of nostalgia critic timing this 16:37 to have an ad play right when he changes the channel??? Even better, the ad that played for me was M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie “Old” 😂😂

@nsasupporter7557

Жыл бұрын

I actually didn’t think this movie was that bad. This and 6th Sense were his only semi decent movies

@howdoyoudo5949

Жыл бұрын

um. unrelated

I like to imagine these aliens are idiots who stole some space ships and try to take over earth.

@JakNekon

5 жыл бұрын

That would explain the lack of clothes....don't drink and warp, kids.

@memorra

4 жыл бұрын

just a couple of silly kids out for a joyride across the galaxy

@bumiker

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, we have geniuses design and build drones and missile guidance systems and then some guy with some training and who is good at video games operates them while eat hot pockets and Mt. Dew.

@Reapermaskhybrid

4 жыл бұрын

So kinda like Invader Zim then? That just makes so much sense.

@MsTwinkle101

4 жыл бұрын

Moronic aliens invading a planet that is 3/4 of water which is like acid to them Can't get through pantry doors Yeah, even the true greys are like "Dude you shitheads are stupid!"

"Excuse me, I've got some aliens at my door..." "WOOD!" I die laughing.

I know this video is old but the reason he didn’t call a vet for the dog is because the town veterinarian is M. Night’s character. Since he killed his wife he didn’t want to call him to come check on his dog preferring to call a doctor instead because of the resentment he has towards him. You’re welcome.

@PaleHorseShabuShabu

2 жыл бұрын

*You're welcome. You're welcome.

@thatchersandifer7211

2 жыл бұрын

@@PaleHorseShabuShabu thanks😉

@davidstone281

2 жыл бұрын

Wow they failed to mention that. Just wow.

I didn’t realize the reason he called the doctor instead of the vet was because the vet is the man who was in the car crash that killed his wife

@mutt9779

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Mel gibson looking through phone: ..... no.... no.... not him, that's the asshole that killed my wife.... hmm..... I guess I should call this dude..... ok I'll call him....

@questworldiangreenknight7455

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT?! 😂😂😂

"There's a monster outside my room. Can I have a glass of water?" ... what

@isaiahfreeman

5 жыл бұрын

She has prophetic dreams and subconsciously is drawn to water because her purpose is to turn it into holy water so it will protect them from the demons.

@ryanr4361

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan the entire story of the movie is mel gibsons struggle to regain his faith. It literally has nothing to do with the aliens if you look past the surface. Have you ever analyzed a movie or read a book?

@troin3925

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Smartass edgelord!

@1000000man1

5 жыл бұрын

She was scarier than the aliens

@InvestedGman

5 жыл бұрын

She doesn't scream at a Violent Dog trying to kill her or A mysterious black figure outside her room but she screams at Corn? Lol

The alien dialog you did was fucking hilarious

@RAFMnBgaming

7 жыл бұрын

Bah Weep Grahna Weep Nini Bong?

@bluezero8557

7 жыл бұрын

HASEnoncorperated Wa buwah gaba neep.

@RAFMnBgaming

7 жыл бұрын

Tj Chapman Q'Plah!

@bluezero8557

7 жыл бұрын

HASEnoncorperated Q'PLaaaahhh!! (woooooood!)

@RAFMnBgaming

7 жыл бұрын

Tj Chapman for your incorrect translation you will experience Bej!

I'm a super intelligent solar system traveling organism. I'm not only going to go walk unprotected among creatures who's literal sweat can kill me but also run around in a tropical rain-forest to scare some kids while breathing in highly destructive acid vapor.

@WiloPolis03

4 жыл бұрын

Humans go into space even though nothing should be able to survive going to space and back

@Mxlsptlk

4 жыл бұрын

Humans wear protective suits in space.

@DonnaBrooks

4 жыл бұрын

@@WiloPolis03 OMG, you are not that stupid that you don't know that humans can't go into space (or to the bottom of the ocean) w/o high tech equipment protecting them? Humans can't just walk or swim or float around in street clothes in such environments!!

@WiloPolis03

4 жыл бұрын

@@DonnaBrooks Yes, obviously I know that, just saying that the aliens could've been in the process of creating technology to withstand water that hadn't fully been developed yet. Mostly, though, that type of plothole doesn't irritate me, because Signs isn't about having super realistic and science-y plotlines. It's about telling the story of a massive apocalyptic disaster from the point of view of just a small family. It's small scale, it's not about big plotlines and crazy advanced tech and stuff. So plotholes like that just don't really affect the experience for me.

@monsterhanna6691

4 жыл бұрын

Wilo Polis And yet the movie is about faith and nobody said that all water hurts the aliens.

Hey, Doug. Remember the part where Joaquin hit the alien with the bat? I bet it worked because it was made of wood.

@KBGVideos1

2 жыл бұрын

“WOOD!”

@WillShakes423

2 жыл бұрын

@@KBGVideos1 Exactly.

Farm life can be scary as Hell, man. I mean, we have wood out here....WOOD!

@Xanmanbro

7 жыл бұрын

-Gasp- WOO- I mean what? I'm not a Black Suit Spider-Man Alien

@netscapecosmonaut9975

7 жыл бұрын

so you can make a pantry door

@Xanmanbro

7 жыл бұрын

+Someone OnTheInternet NOT A PANTRY DO- I mean I swear I'm human

@BlueLighteningGojo

7 жыл бұрын

Corporal Xander I've also got water, too. 😎

@BlueLighteningGojo

7 жыл бұрын

Someone OnTheInternet Pantry doors just fall out my butt. xD

Anyone else thinking SHUT THAT DOOR

@Heisenkirk2000

5 жыл бұрын

🚪

@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist

5 жыл бұрын

Is that a rapsittie street kids reference?

@Sugaprincess2500

5 жыл бұрын

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LMAO

@thefreakmachine

5 жыл бұрын

I was too busy thinking about those aliens scarying the little girl... ...SCARYING THE LITTLE GIRL????

@FizzleFX

4 жыл бұрын

Waiiiit so it was all about aliens!? ... huh, actually, this explains A LOT!

I’m a professional engineer with 5 PHDs and years of experience. But I never understood how a button works.

@MadTurnip

3 жыл бұрын

You shoot it? Am I close?

@questworldiangreenknight7455

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 finally I’m not the only one!!!

@yurichtube1162

2 жыл бұрын

Damn 5 PHD's?

to quote charlie sheen "they mastered space travel but they can't get through a wooden door"

@theweysermanisback5205

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, it's "They mastered space flight, but they can't get through a wooden door."

@thewordoflynx8095

3 жыл бұрын

And what tells us they came to earth by ship? For all we know, they could've never evolved past the stone age and those lights we see in the sky earlier in the movie were some kind of space portals which they crossed by accident. The fact the aliens voluntarily came to attack earth is pure headcanon and in no way does it count as valid criticism

@boitata2617

3 жыл бұрын

"It still doesn't do wood" -The Doctor, sorry, I had to say it

@thephantomsplit

3 жыл бұрын

@@theweysermanisback5205 "You see what you did movie?! You see what you did?!? You just made Charlie Sheen right about something!!!"

@theweysermanisback5205

3 жыл бұрын

"That is how bad you've gotten!"

Movie becomes 10/10 with aliens talking (starring NC)

@matohibiki

7 жыл бұрын

Doug and Rob Walker, as... The aliens who couldn't fight wood. Coming this fall to Fox. And of course, cancelled six episodes into the first season.

@therealShakezTV

7 жыл бұрын

I want a movie with serious talking humans and incompetent subtitled aliens like this XD

@victoriamartines5030

7 жыл бұрын

I wonder if those aliens can or not fight Woody Woodpecker, Woody from Toy Story, the entire Hollywood or their own, personal _morning wood_. Man, this movie rise more questions than any one expected.

@gam3rtim352

7 жыл бұрын

WOOD!

@Reczack

7 жыл бұрын

Fox President: I like your style, kid! I just have one doubt: can we parody it in our excessively-long Simpsons show?

"Hmm. Probably should have thouhg that through before attacking a planet *MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!!*" I love the delivery of that line so much! XD

@b3rz3rk3r9

5 жыл бұрын

That straight up killed me.

@RileyA.

5 жыл бұрын

Thought*

@king_supreme1102

5 жыл бұрын

Here is a valid point though. They are an alien race that we are given minimal information about. For all we know, water is a foreign substance to them. Think about humans finding a planet and finding substances that are lethal to us. Entirely plausible, so who is to say that it isn’t the same for aliens. We don’t know what Alien’s planets are like.

@b3rz3rk3r9

5 жыл бұрын

@@king_supreme1102 Fair point, but we humans would've been able to send probes to such a planet to analyze the planet, gather some samples, and create solid data on the planet itself before landing; liek we did with the Moon. These Aliens are far more advanced than we are, and apparently lack the common sense with Interplanetary travel. And there were others on Earth before a proper invasion, so some data would've been sent back. THESE ALIENS ARE DUMBER THAN DODOS!

@thatchersandifer7211

5 жыл бұрын

Starman Gaming if you listen to the story the aliens weren’t there to invade and settle down they came to take people as a food source they were probably a starving race on the brink of extinction once they found a food source they jumped at the opportunity sent scouts determined the major populations and sent in the invasion. They weren’t being cautious they were scared and risked everything they had just to find food.

I like how your version of the alien language has them sounding like a mix of Klingon and Japanese.

@zoebrugg7594

3 жыл бұрын

“WOOD!”

... you think *bacteria killing aliens* is kinda stupid!? Shamaylan: *HOLD MY GLAS OF WATER!*

@DonnaBrooks

4 жыл бұрын

Except no one would think that bacteria killing aliens is stupid....unless they were stupid themselves and didn't know anything about the history of pathogens.

@alexjewett7455

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, but the bacteria thing at least makes sense!

@fleetadmiralauto6506

4 жыл бұрын

The bacteria at least has scientific evidence behind it, as seen when the Spaniards invaded the Americas and killed off the natives with smallpox and shit.

@Rorschach003

4 жыл бұрын

@@DonnaBrooks No, it is stupid. Are we to assume aliens, this advanced species, didn't think of spacesuits and hazmat suits?

@DonnaBrooks

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rorschach003 If they had no deadly microbes on their planet, why would it be something that would ever enter their mind?Humans explore places all the time w/o being fully prepared b/c you don't know what to prepare for until you encounter it. Did the astronauts take weapons to the moon? What if they encountered some hostile life form that attacked them? How would they defend themselves?

"Oh my God it's Black Suit Spiderman, stop him before he does another tap dance routine!" Lmao

@RileyA.

5 жыл бұрын

Lord of the Jötnar. XD

@coolperson962

4 жыл бұрын

Or.... We could have the Joker dance and have a comic book dance off!!

@christopherlowery3797

4 жыл бұрын

Robert Moore I’d pay GOOD money for an Emo Spidey vs. Joker dance-off.

@Em_Elizabeth

3 жыл бұрын

The alien looks like a guy in a morph suit.

@questworldiangreenknight7455

2 жыл бұрын

Dude give me a Broadway kickline!!!😂😂😂

Stuckman made a great observation. Shyamalan's character is the vet. It says it on his mailbox. That's why Gibson's character tells the kid to call the doctor instead. It's a great moment where they don't shove it down your throat.

@billjacobs521

7 жыл бұрын

So it's a confusing moment unless you catch that irrelevant detail that adds nothing to the plot.

@not_an_undercover_cop

7 жыл бұрын

I bet most people didn't notice that he said "Doctor" and not "Vet". Either way, it adds a ton to the characters. This is not a great movie by any means, but it does have a ton of foreshadowing and hints placed throughout. Most movies these days have to spell things out for the audience. If it was spelled out, I doubt it would have made the movie any better. It's just a nice, subtile choice on the director's part.

@billjacobs521

7 жыл бұрын

Wheatley I bet they DID because the scene literally tells you that the person he just named is not a vet. This isn't even foreshadowing because it's not plot relevant. What if his character wasn't the vet but the butcher? It wouldn't change a fucking thing in the story, since the dog dies in a little bit anyway. It's pointless. Foreshadowing is supposed to relate to a major plot point or theme, not just hint at random details because "I'm directing!"

@not_an_undercover_cop

7 жыл бұрын

Did you watch the movie? The vet is the one who killed his wife. Do you want a movie without characters?

@billjacobs521

7 жыл бұрын

Wheatley Yes, I know who the vet is. You didn't actually answer my question though; what does him being a vet have anything to do with the fact that he killed the wife? Nothing. It's irrelevant. The only reason he is the vet is so that bit with the dog can be set up, and the only value of that bit with the dog is to reference that he's the vet. It's pointlessness tricking people into thinking it's clever. If it was removed, it would change NOTHING in the plot, the theme, the characters, etc. He's hardly even a character, he's just a foreshadowing device; "Hey, it seems like the events unfolding before us are pre-ordained! Also, the aliens don't like water, hint hint. Bye!" He could have been removed entirely, with his two whole sentences of barely-connected relevance said by a number of other characters.

The alien dialogue was absolute gold.

@lektraburux

5 ай бұрын

DUNKO!

"Probably should of thought about before you attack a planet MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!!!!" 👏👏👏

@doc.sk8erdie286

10 ай бұрын

Did you ever learn something the hard way? How are you suppose to learn something if it wasn't taught to you first? They had no idea that their weakness was water. Why do you think they left in a hurry? They wanted to harvest human beings, so they got as many as they could and left. Or maybe it had to be physical water mix with sunlight that hurts them. Bleach and ammonia can hurt you over time if you breathe it in separately, but if you mix bleach and ammonia and breathe it in, it wil kill you

why would everything writed on science books change if alien visited? "the aliens are here water is no longer oxygen and hydrogen is made of ass now also gravity is 2dicks/sec"

@spacepeanut5723

7 жыл бұрын

idk why it was writed in science books.

@Turidus

7 жыл бұрын

Asked myself the same thing. You need to wright a lot of NEW books, and you will maybe need to correct some parts of the old ones, but most of sciences would be unimpressed by aliens o.O

@half-lifescientist1991

7 жыл бұрын

Okay people, quick English lesson! It's not "wright", it's w r i t e! DOUBLE-U, AR, AYE, TEE, EH! And it's not "writed on" it's w r i t t e n i n! DOUBLE-U, AR, AYE, AYE, TEE, TEE, EH, EN, SPACE, AYE, EN!

@baileymorgan3623

7 жыл бұрын

thank you that sentence was giving me a headache

@ablackbunny3149

7 жыл бұрын

I feel retarded

Reminds me of in "Scary Movie 3" where he's like "Wait- you're telling me they've mastered Intergalactic Space Travel and they can't get past a *wooden door??"*

@Hanmacx

7 жыл бұрын

yeah Scary Movie was better and that says something.

@XenoSpyro

7 жыл бұрын

18:34 Please watch the entire video before commenting.

@yolotrollo6343

7 жыл бұрын

Kneel and prostrate yourselves before the owerwhelming might of the wooden pantry door infidels, for it reings supreme over all.

@samwallaceart288

7 жыл бұрын

Harvey Milk Or ... THERE WAS NO DOOR. flashback flashback flashback.... : "sometimes, people only see what the want to see..." [gasp] IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

@Draculas-knight

7 жыл бұрын

well if you think about it maybe they don't have wood or water we saw that life can exist in acid and use some crazy way to live by who knows look for example us humans like chocolate but give it to a dog in high dozes and the dog dies its liver fails my dog eat two snikers and died its how the main specie evolvs and gets stronger and the weaker ones die but to have logic and go to a chemical hazard planet like it would be for us venus titan (the moon of saturn where it rains methan gass )or on venus where it rains and it exists lakes and lakes of sulphuric acid or uranus where its atmosfear is loaded of mercury a toxic metal liquid , anyway off topic here what i meant is if they would check the planet first with some robots yeah they would have beatan us but go blind in the dark and be cannon meat yeah that preaty idiotic to a superadvanced race of aliens to me anyway

Shyamalan directs as if he were on the first year of film school, trying to impress the teachers.

I wonder how Spielberg felt about M Night being called “The New Spielberg”?

@gianinabadami5341

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing when I first saw that cover that the cashier table at a Barnes N Noble

@jesusramirezromo2037

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, spiellberg himself had a big downfall

@questworldiangreenknight7455

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@redband3071

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if it was meant to compliment Shamulan...or if it was meant to insult Spielberg.

@babyblue_22

2 жыл бұрын

@@redband3071 That's an interesting spelling of Shyamalan😉 For real though, makes more sense than the actual spelling

Honestly, the real scariest part of the movie is when the dog barks. The sound quality is so clear and you think he's just gonna growl that it legit comes out of nowhere and scared the heck out of people. Shamylan could probably make a good movie out of just that barking dog.

@gabrieloviedo9265

6 жыл бұрын

Infer and Hey maybe he can make a reboot of Cujo.

@KarstensCreationsKC

6 жыл бұрын

'The Barkening' For fuck's sake, not so loud, he may HEAR YOU!!!

@airari24

6 жыл бұрын

Infer and it scared me even in this review

@bored_person

5 жыл бұрын

It's a jumpscare at best.

@bootleg317

5 жыл бұрын

I saw this in theatres when it first came out as a really little kid and I can confirm that bark was the scariest part.

"Hmm, probably should've thought that through before attacking a planet *Cuts to an image of Earth* MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!" XD

@nathanaponte2986

4 жыл бұрын

23:43

@maticstudios

4 жыл бұрын

117neoshadow Watch an analysis on the movie. You are also an idiot for not realizing if you went to another planet as a hit and run mission you probably wouldn’t know what any of the substances on it were...

@mattmcgovern6591

4 жыл бұрын

MUHROMATIC no need to be an ass-hat. He’s just quoting the critic

@godemperorofmankind3.091

4 жыл бұрын

in other news, we are going to send astronauts to a planet of sulphuric acid....NAKED

@christopherlowery3797

4 жыл бұрын

MUHROMATIC when in this movie did it state the aliens were on a “hit and run” mission? The movie never states their intentions as such. I’m getting the idea you watched an analysis video in which somebody put forward their theories (probably trying to explain the massive plot holes away because they enjoy Signs) & are now stating them as fact. Again, the movie never says this, & never gives you any reason not to question aliens choosing to invade a planet that’s almost 80% lethal to them. You can’t make that make sense unless you come up with some bullshit theory.

Those aliens must be the alien equivalent of the Alien franchise's humans, just going to an unknown planet without any protecting gear and just touching everything because they suck at what they do

One subtle thing I liked about it was realizing that he didn’t want to go to the vet because the vet was the one in the car. So he’s rather take the dog to a doctor than see the man who killed his wife.

@ajiththomas2465

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! It'd surprising on how many people don't pick up on this subtle hint throughout the film.

Whoa, I didn't know Scary Movie 3 could do a better alien film than Shyamalan. THAT is a damn good twist!

@keynanmartinez

5 жыл бұрын

That's movie is comedy gold.

@lordmavbmp

2 жыл бұрын

they had finger dicks.. or dick fingers... depends on ya preference.

@scottvasquez1401

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, the parody version is better is than this film that inspired it, and when Scary Movie 3 points out your plot holes, you know you got burned. Scary Movie 3 even makes more sense, in spite of it being a spoof where nothing has to make sense.

@nsasupporter7557

Жыл бұрын

@@scottvasquez1401 hey, Signs was actually good. It was better than any of his other shit movies

@dannigro8794

Жыл бұрын

@@nsasupporter7557 Prob not saying much

"There's a monster outside my room, can I get a glass of water". 🤔 how did the critic let that line go unscathed? The girl screamed because of a crop circle, but casually got thirsty when she saw A FUCKING MONSTER OUTSIDE HER ROOM?

@demonminer8093

7 жыл бұрын

"Daddy there's a demon under my sheets, can you tuck me in?"

@ultrakaiser8547

6 жыл бұрын

That is actually quite true. I don’t know why he didn’t notice that either

@thomashall6733

6 жыл бұрын

"daddy, there's a monster in my closet. Can you bake me some cookies?

@davidjohnson4171

6 жыл бұрын

I'm thinking he let that line speak for itself.

@andreasolano8248

2 жыл бұрын

maybe the girl know something abouth the aliens?

The noise of the Aliens shouting ‘Wood!’ Has been in my head for days! I couldn’t remember where it was from, I feel so relieved to have found it :) love the subtitles

"Dog anatomy is pretty close to human anatomy, right?" Actually, it IS. SOURCE: I have been a nurse in both human medicine and veterinary science. Can confirm. Not identical, no, but if you imagine a human being on all fours there are many, many anatomical similarities, same organs, many of the same bodily functions, systems etc. Animals also display illnesses in similar ways, however diagnosis is obviously more difficult without the patient being able to communicate their symptoms as easily.

@monsterhanna6691

4 жыл бұрын

Mindy G And yet humans don't have fur or tails and I don't need to eat my vomit and count it as a meal. Or sniff another human's ass as a way of saying hello.

@m0onm0th

4 жыл бұрын

@@monsterhanna6691 I'll give you the fur and tail but everything else you said is behavior not anatomy.

@Blacktooth-yr7ck

2 жыл бұрын

It would be malpractice if he attempted to treat the dog with anything other than oxygen. Unless he had a vets license also.

Alien 1: You know, I really hate the way that water burns my flesh. Alien 2: I just had a great idea! Alien 1: What? Alien 2: Let's invade that planet with water oceans, water vapor in the atmosphere, and water droplets which fall from the sky. Alien 2: In fact, let's go right now! Don't even bother packing clothes or weapons or anything. Alien 1: I see no issues with this plan. I hope they have short-tempered simians with advanced weapons and wooden doors!

@benji_so_dope2927

6 жыл бұрын

Hologrampizza so the aliens know what water are before coming to earth is what you're insinuating

@obesegrandpa8733

6 жыл бұрын

No, he was making a joke, that’s what he was insinuating

@Modie

6 жыл бұрын

Even then, the movie is implying that the aliens were watching the earth before attacking. You would think, they would see, that there is a lot of wood and water on it. And you would think, that one of them would have get in contact with the water (for example when it rains), so to say, they couldn't know about it is just stupid.

@prehistorichero2755

6 жыл бұрын

You know all Earth-like planets with alien life have liquid H2O to support life! So in real life, aliens’ weaknesses are not water because water was a perfect resource.

@MerryMaddMen

5 жыл бұрын

It would give them advantage if they did it.

It's been almost 5 years and still this is one of my favorite reviews. This is my go-to "my depression is trying to get the better of me" reviews and never has failed to bring laughter even in the darkest times. Thank you, Doug.

@KaneK1234

5 жыл бұрын

John Wheeldon Depression isn’t real. It’s just your life sucks, and you can’t handle that emotionally.

@proton3029

5 жыл бұрын

@@KaneK1234 go be a troll somewhere else

@Dunnerski

5 жыл бұрын

The aliens talking while they walk around the house always gets me. "DUKHU!"

@sophiawidzowski1757

5 жыл бұрын

That’s what I’m doing tonight; one of my favorite reviews and I’m watching it to cheer up/calm down. Hope you’re doing well.

@M167A1

Жыл бұрын

After many years this is still a go-to

Everyone loves the talking aliens bit, but I personally think the part with the water is hysterical!

The real twist was that this movie took place in the Battlefield Earth Universe.

@MadTurnip

3 жыл бұрын

"By the way, your puny planet has alreary been invaded before us. Some idiots from a nearby system tried to do it naked and unarmed."

@alexjewett7455

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously?

@questworldiangreenknight7455

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jaimedanielhernandezrios5398

2 жыл бұрын

That would explain how the phsyclos took over, these were the morons that doomed us all

The "pantry door" freak-out was more epic than the Bat-credit card freak-out.

@questworldiangreenknight7455

2 жыл бұрын

Impossible😂😂😂

@gianinabadami5341

2 жыл бұрын

No matter what, I jump and then later laugh every single time I watch that. Followed by laughing over him "fainting"

@mayadelosrios7872

2 жыл бұрын

I agree. 😁

The bat was made of .... WOOD!!!

@jeckjeck3119

5 жыл бұрын

You don't know the power of wood. I beat aliens with my wood every week! ....

@JeremyFrancispiano

5 жыл бұрын

"Du-gah!"

@gianinabadami5341

2 жыл бұрын

So a double threat

23:47 I cannot stop laughing at that part

@Zappa_boi

Жыл бұрын

MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!

@who-ny5oe

11 ай бұрын

This is the equivalent we are attacking a planet that is mostly made of lava and it rains lava like what the fuck?

Must be one of those millennial aliens so used to their automatic door opening tech

@cartoonmaster2401

4 жыл бұрын

That is an underrated comment

@Shadywolf09

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean Gen Z.

@Fluffkitscripts

4 жыл бұрын

Okay ÿįoomer.

@timtheskeptic1147

4 жыл бұрын

Automatic doors were invented a long time before the first millennial was born, dude.

@christopherlowery3797

4 жыл бұрын

tim the skeptic heard of jokes? The only reason you’d feel the need to state the obvious is if you feel offended.

The only aliens that can be defeated by water guns

@LuigiTheItalian

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine a kid killing an alien with a dollar store water gun? You know those super small water pistols that just sprinkles a bit of water out. How embarrassing for the aliens.

@princenadroj9766

4 жыл бұрын

Or just wait for it to rain, think of that Invader Zim episode.

@damondodson9414

4 жыл бұрын

JBrown 30 they’re irkens lol 😂

@princenadroj9766

4 жыл бұрын

Damon Dodson I was thinking the same thing🤣

@upkz762

4 жыл бұрын

All those hours of Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash are about to pay off

Those alien subtitles never gets old.

@FizzleFX

5 жыл бұрын

TUKO!

@superplushkolin7831

5 жыл бұрын

WOOD!!!

Mel Gibson making Curly noises at 14:45 is an underrated joke.

11:38 - 12:01: I swear Mel Gibson is going to sing 'Let It Go' at this point....

If a glass of water burns their skin off that fast, then the water in the air would have killed them or driven them off before anyone even knew they were there.

@reaperproductions7058

6 жыл бұрын

Thomas Hall it wasn't acid, it was regular water

@sethstorm1197

6 жыл бұрын

He never said it was acid, he was saying the water in the air would've killed or scared off the aliens.

@tommytomted44

6 жыл бұрын

*_Maugre, no the water in the air would NOT have killed them. You don't understand how the water in the air works!_*

@HoneyBadger1779

6 жыл бұрын

Maugre Is it a coincidence your avatar is a fish? Fishspiracy

@tommytomted44

6 жыл бұрын

*_99legion, I was in the movie SIGNS as the Army recruiter. I was at the table read of the script. A full cast reading and discussion with the director. This issue came up and he said the water in the air would NOT hurt the aliens. He was a very prepared director and had thought of EVERYTHING including water in air. Who understands it now?_*

The 12 year old Morpheus cracked me up

@rubberbandman3rd

5 жыл бұрын

I was dying at that part lol

When he said" oh my God it's black suit Spider-Man somebody stop him before he does a tap-dancing routine!" I laughed

18:17 rage dance

@superrazor7617

Жыл бұрын

You can make a beat out of this also is weird to see a moment when the critic wasnt bald

Want to know what would have made the movie far better? Nic Cage as the Aliens !

@krislanc1239

7 жыл бұрын

he would be too cray cray even for the aliens

@TheWeirdDinosaur

7 жыл бұрын

Invasion of the Trumps. They will invade you, and you will pay for it!

@jmalmsten

7 жыл бұрын

Cage-alien moonwalk-waltzes through the wooden door. Hands in the air. Dramatically turns around while the heavenly choir proclaims... HAAAALLELUJA!!!!!

@AnnaBee03

7 жыл бұрын

+dean wessel okay? sure.

@chromaphasia453

7 жыл бұрын

Every movie is better with nic cage...

There's also water vapor in the air

@bruh9297

6 жыл бұрын

And what would they do if it rains?

@oceanman_8370

6 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaand what would happen if it was damp or foggy. Bruuuhh

@Sashrunner

6 жыл бұрын

Mist must be horrifying to them. =Y

@SchlubbyTomHanks

6 жыл бұрын

It'd be like if humans tried to colonize Venus.

@ghristophermyers666

6 жыл бұрын

The Godless Beast The aliens are actually demons, this is literally a movie about faith. The aliens were not that intelligent anyway-

23:17 In the aliens defense, that bat is made out of wood. Which is 2 of their biggest weaknesses. Wood and blunt instruments. It’s super effective!

20:28 I love the critics joke of the aliens talking over all this, but after watching this a few times my brain actually processed how...meaningless what the real actors are saying actually is. I legitimately cannot understand why that much emphasis was put on a dad randomly taking his elder child aside in a crisis to tell him that the first words he heard were "hi Morgan I'm your mother". It's clearly meant to be a powerful moment of comfort, but the actual content of the special moment was pure NOTHINGNESS! Not to mention that then means he's ignoring the younger kid while aliens break into the house and they're standing around panicking instead of looking for a place to be safe?!

I jumped a little when the dog barked angrily I'm so a shames

@TreePDX

7 жыл бұрын

I got a text at the exact same moment, so the buzzing went off just as the dog barked. Scared the living shit out of me

@haileyroberts1103

7 жыл бұрын

I did too. Shame buds?

@extremesubtlety

7 жыл бұрын

Let's make the alliance of the shamed

@beyshredder2916

7 жыл бұрын

Me too

@TimeBunny

7 жыл бұрын

Even though I knew to expect it, I still jumped.

So, I just sorta realized another plothole. If water is acidic to the aliens how can they wade through a cornfield without a scratch on them? Sure water isnt always ALL OVER plants, but wading through a cornfield you're gonna get wet once or twice..

@dionwoollaston5717

5 жыл бұрын

Logan Drees phrasing

@LuisSierra42

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha he`s phrasing

@roguemeteorite6778

5 жыл бұрын

@ledzeppelin711 I assume they misspelt phasing.

@accidentalmadness1708

5 жыл бұрын

@ledzeppelin711 guessing you never watched archer

@alexandresobreiramartins9461

5 жыл бұрын

Shhhh... You're making Shyamalan look stupider. Our atmosphere is also laced with water...

23:47 hilarious when you made that reaction of “mostly covered in water” that makes me laugh so much

another weakness of these aliens. Blades like from kitchen knives. you can't cut through human fingers this easily because there are bones in the way.

don't underestimate a wooden door. even a timelord can't get through it

@jeckjeck3119

5 жыл бұрын

Even time lords defeated that weakness (Shout-out to heaven's sent).

@feralchangeling97

5 жыл бұрын

Don't diss the sonic!

@boystantoytle5520

5 жыл бұрын

Louredil the alien escapes tho

“There’s a monster outside my room. Can I have a glass of water?” What is it, the Wicked Witch of the West from Mars? Oh

23:47 - 23:50: to alien: how would you like your aquatic demise, fresh or salty ? 😂😂😂

Thanks for helping my depression critic, I come back to these old reviews and it never ceases to cheer me up.

My girlfriend and I watched this movie the other night. All of a sudden, she starts laughing her ass off. When I asked her why. She said, "Oh my God, the aliens are Irkins from Invader Zim! Water burns them too!" And proceeded to laugh until she fell off the couch. Thinking about it; she's right. The aliens weren't too bright, just like the Irkin Invaders. They get harmed by water; just like the Irkin Invaders. And they couldn't figure out simple human technology like turning a door knob. Like the Irkin Invaders - I wonder if the aliens' leaders were the Tallest? lmao.

@celstacker22

6 жыл бұрын

That's it! The premise for Invader ZIM's silver screen outing! We've got to pitch this to Jhonen Vasquez right away: "ZIM Vs. The Wooden Empire"! Brought to you by...Lumber Liquidators! Product placement locked!

@1101Archimedes

6 жыл бұрын

To be fair, most Invaders actually are pretty good at their job. It's just ZIM who's a useless nutcase... which is why he was sent to Earth in the first place. O.o

@jamesmcrae9360

6 жыл бұрын

This movie is probably where Jhonen Vasquez ( or another of the writers of the show ) got the inspiration for the irkens' intolerance to water and the episode that illustrated it, " The Wettening "

@quietone2674

6 жыл бұрын

They're also green, like the Irkin invaders. Zim: "GRR! WHERE ARE THE SHOOTY DOOM THINGS TO OBLITERATE THIS MISERABLE DIRT BALL?!" Grr: "Oh, I left those at home!" Zim: "Left what at home?" Grr: "The shooty, gunny things!" Zim: "Why?!" Grr: "To make room for the nachos!" Zim: "Rrrr....Fine! I'll just conquer these primitive poop-monkeys myself!" (Gets hit with a baseball bat)

@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106

6 жыл бұрын

Cel Stacker hey arnold got a movie just last night so maybe invader zim will get one

imagine we getting advanced tech to go to space extremely easily so we start invading planets then we decide you know what? lets invade that one planet that is mostly made up of acid thats basically the aliens thoughts

@jd7507

7 жыл бұрын

Venus?

@jakubmakalowski6428

7 жыл бұрын

It's also full of wooden doors. If only NASA had launched a giant door to orbit the Earth, this whole movie could be skipped.

@GJameso

7 жыл бұрын

I feel like they must be playing an IRL game of Beyond Earth, challenge mode.

@jd7507

7 жыл бұрын

DanTheMan And none of them thought about investigating the mysterious substance that covered 70% of the planet? i don't hate the movie but that is just idiotic.

@GrandpaHardwood

7 жыл бұрын

Xx

This movie at least gave birth to Scary Movie 3

One of the all time great NC reviews. The pantry door bit, the aliens speaking too each other, the MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!! Just great stuff

Kermit used to be a friend until I invited him over for breakfast... I had bacon...

@nebula6472

5 жыл бұрын

You monster XD

@WiloPolis03

4 жыл бұрын

@@nebula6472 Lol

@alexjewett7455

4 жыл бұрын

What

@DrDolan2000

4 жыл бұрын

Why did I write this?

@Ace2014Ace

3 жыл бұрын

Dont worry so did he later that night

17:24 I started laughing because when velociraptors can open doors but things that are even smarter than us cannot

@ethio7897

6 жыл бұрын

Bahahaha

@n3rds3y3vi3w

5 жыл бұрын

that's because they aren't aliens that are smarter than us, they are the characters' own demons from the underworld.

@thatchersandifer7211

5 жыл бұрын

Dude the doors are boarded shut and locked tight as fuck. They can obviously open doors since they are trying to open the basement door jeez...

@theoliveknight9361

5 жыл бұрын

Then why can't they get through a pantry door?

@bumiker

4 жыл бұрын

You assume they are smarter. I think it's like us.....we have geniuses build guidance systems, and then a kid who can play a video game operates it.

23:47 MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!! XD

And here we are, a lot of years later and with the best Joaquin Phoenix performance yet: Joker. Can't believe how wasted he feels in this movie. He's still in my top 5 actors currently working.

"NO SHIT, COMMODUS!" Well I am officially dead, thank you

Wonder why the aliens didn't burn up when our air has water vapour

@GreySkaler

6 жыл бұрын

Kodah Smith ya come to Nebraska in summer 98% humidity level

@crackedemerald4930

6 жыл бұрын

I think that it needs to be liquid water... That still is floating around in the air...

You missed a prime opportunity to throw in Mork during the alien channel skip montage

19:05 Pantry Door Rage Activated: *100%*

those alien subtitles are pure genius. Almost choked to death on my coffee because I laughed so hard.

Still one of the most fun old reviews. And really...he is right, the twist is pretty dumb. I mean what moron goes to invade a planet without weapons and when that planet is basically covered in poison! That's just dumb.

@Turidus

7 жыл бұрын

It also means god is a HUGE dick in this movie. He killed the wife to convey his message, when all he needed to do was to tip a water glas or send a short rain fall.

@TomaszWota

7 жыл бұрын

How could they not know about water? Or do you mean that maybe they didn't know water was basically acidic for them? More probable, but also - you know enough about chemistry and physics to develop star-faring technology, but don't know about water molecules and their effects on your body? Come on, that would be the first thing researched when they found a planet with its surface consisting mostly of water.

@royal9743

7 жыл бұрын

Why the fuck is the water thing a twist? It's not like they came out of the water or something. It's just a convenient way to kill them!

@foxvalencia363

7 жыл бұрын

They could have a different periodic table than us.

@Silverizael

7 жыл бұрын

Fox Valencia They literally couldn't, unless they decide to organize the table in a manner that different than number of electrons/protons and atomic weight. Which is unlikely at best. And, regardless, even if they organized it differently, the elements themselves would still be the exact same elements.

You know what made the Xenomorph scary? It was a big alien and nearly impossible to take down. They couldn't really shoot them until 57 years later in the sequel. Hell, even E.T. was frightening the first time Elliot saw him

Oh yeah, I forgot the Joker was in this.

@vingasoline5068

3 жыл бұрын

Stop. Just... please stop.

@LumpyAdams

2 жыл бұрын

@@vingasoline5068 Everything is capeshit to these people

@questworldiangreenknight7455

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣

@questworldiangreenknight7455

2 жыл бұрын

@@LumpyAdams I think it makes it funny

@JaniacTheHedgehog

2 жыл бұрын

Well good to see humor isn't a thing anymore. At least one person finds it funny.

Oh God, the subtitled alien attack! XD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! I CAN'T BREATHE!

11:14 Jesus even Shamalan doesn't look like he want's to be in a Shamalan movie!

@sathyanathan.n.knikkunnonk5339

5 жыл бұрын

His role demands a performance like that.

@Dinosaurianationazation

4 жыл бұрын

This movie is awesome guys! Show some respect! Also Critic is sometimes funny, but mostly extremely biased and negative.

@christopherlowery3797

4 жыл бұрын

Dino-MYT G A M I N G show some...respect? To the man who created The Happening & Lady in the Water? Oh god, you’re hilarious. Am I not allowed to call Alien Covenant a shitty movie because it’s director previously made Alien, a bonafide classic? Nope, all movies are free reign when it comes to criticism. No respect is owed, & humor can be made at any director’s expense. Nobody’s unaware that the critic has a bias, we just mostly happen to agree with him on this one. You’re more than welcome to disagree, but don’t tell people they’re being disrespectful, as if Shyamalan is a holy figure or some shit 😂

@Rifky809

4 жыл бұрын

@@christopherlowery3797 don't forget what he did to the last airbender :(

@DonnaBrooks

3 жыл бұрын

It's "...he wants," not "he want's". "He want's" doesn't even make sense.

So true story, I was at a riff party where we were riffing on this movie. The scene where Gibson tells the cop "Don't call me father." comes up and I chimed up with "Call me Daddy." And everybody lost it for so long we had to pause the movie until everyone was composed.

@dreamlandnightmare

3 ай бұрын

That's an MST3K-caliber riff right there.

Critic's angry jumping has made my week 😂😂😂 I've replayed it so many times!

Okay, the alien subtitles made me cry I laughed so hard! XD

@cyberdance4578

6 жыл бұрын

LightningTTfan14 same I laugh every time XD

@coolgreenbug7551

5 жыл бұрын

*TUKO!*

@thomasc.5219

5 жыл бұрын

I just seen this for the first time. A x it's by far one of the funniest things NC has ever done with those subtitled alien speech. K havent laughed so hard in idk joe long. I wish he did the whole movie doing those in the background.

@joshuakim5240

5 жыл бұрын

This made me realize that this movie could have had a comedy spinoff about the aliens, where it explains that they were actually just harmless idiots and all the events of the movie were the aliens just blundering about harmlessly and the humans just wildly over-estimated them.

@FA_2_Pilot

5 жыл бұрын

LightningTTfan14 same- I was crying

Why were there so many random glasses of water everywhere?

@IMatchoNation

7 жыл бұрын

nm

@kittecat963

7 жыл бұрын

The daughter drank water often but only took a sip from a glass before leaving it somewhere and then asking for a new glass. It's a really stupid plot point.

@waddupjd

7 жыл бұрын

It's a hint

@goodvillain1015

7 жыл бұрын

And instead of dumping the water and rinsing those glasses, they just leave them around the house completely fill up.

@waddupjd

7 жыл бұрын

+Charmiskit Filmmaking 101 right there

2:49 Chris Stuckmann understands why they'd choose a human doctor.

Aliens who are easily defeated by wood and water invading a planet mostly covered in water and has advanced highly intelligent species that uses wood to make a majority of their homes and shelters...brilliant...