Everything Wrong With Signs In 16 Minutes Or Less

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M. Night Shyamalan made a couple good movies, then he made a bunch of crap. Most people believe Signs to be the turning point... his movie that is both good and crap all mixed together. Regardless, we went looking for sins, and boy did we ever find some.
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  • @MonadRimsire
    @MonadRimsire7 жыл бұрын

    That moment where you binge watch too many of these, and start to hear this guy's voice sarcastically narrate everything you do.

  • @ktayy28

    @ktayy28

    5 жыл бұрын

    Monad Rymael -- OMG!😂😂😂 TOO TRUE, Dude! Too true!

  • @franklynterrell8182

    @franklynterrell8182

    5 жыл бұрын

    Is it weird that I when I watch movies now i do so with this guys voice narrating the movie

  • @glarynth

    @glarynth

    5 жыл бұрын

    "Hey, asshole. You know why you feel like sh*t all day? Coffee isn't a meal. Get yourself some corn flakes, yo!"

  • @bonniehowell4259

    @bonniehowell4259

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@glarynth Everytime someone mocks a film I hear it in his voice.

  • @johnathanhautz2223

    @johnathanhautz2223

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh I don't just hear his voice narrating the movie, I actually have started picking up on things, and pointing them out. Let me tell ya that pisses my family off to no end.

  • @Lakritzwolf
    @Lakritzwolf6 жыл бұрын

    Remove one sin. A child will ask their parents where the remote is even if it's lying in front of said child's nose, because children.

  • @duncancole1742

    @duncancole1742

    5 жыл бұрын

    Plus remove the sin about the big brother being a dick to little sister RE taping over her ballet recital. Pretty accurate portrayal of sibling dynamics right there.

  • @sirs_3703

    @sirs_3703

    5 жыл бұрын

    Duncan Cole bruh he commented this a year ago, why you here?

  • @sirs_3703

    @sirs_3703

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shot Into Oblivion 2 weeks or a year?

  • @sirs_3703

    @sirs_3703

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shot Into Oblivion bruh, harassment? Do you have half of a brain?

  • @afropunkx

    @afropunkx

    5 жыл бұрын

    Someone needs to watch ‘cinema sins’ sins...

  • @tjmarx
    @tjmarx5 жыл бұрын

    You missed the best thing in the whole movie, Mel Gibson screaming "I'm going insane with anger"... Now that's foreshadowing

  • @vgames89

    @vgames89

    5 жыл бұрын

    What I never understood is why God had to kill Mel Gibson’s wife just so he could tell Joaquin Phoenix to use a baseball bat to knock over the water to kill the alien. Can’t you just pick up the glasses of water and throw them at the alien or realize to use the bat through common sense? God must think these people are stupid and have no critical thinking skills. Cinema sins should’ve said “God is a dick” for killing his wife just to tell them to do something so unbelievably obvious

  • @daerdevvyl4314

    @daerdevvyl4314

    4 жыл бұрын

    vgames89 Maybe her death was unrelated and God just used that moment to convey a message that would be helpful, but not absolutely necessary later.

  • @alexanderav5010

    @alexanderav5010

    4 жыл бұрын

    When I watched signs I couldn't stop laughing at that.

  • @joshuapatrick682

    @joshuapatrick682

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sure he’s a laughing stock now, but I’d be fine with that as I bathed in Cristal and could buy and sell you...

  • @joshuapatrick682

    @joshuapatrick682

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kathleen Kennedy....that explains a lot.

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker5 жыл бұрын

    “They mastered space travel, but they can’t open doors?” -Quote from Scary Movie 3

  • @d4peters86

    @d4peters86

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dakka Dakka Dude Dumbass aliens

  • @hulksmash3429

    @hulksmash3429

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cinema sins need to finally make videos on the scary movie franchise

  • @matthillegas3099

    @matthillegas3099

    4 жыл бұрын

    "If only I hadn't killed that hooker."

  • @julieporter7805

    @julieporter7805

    4 жыл бұрын

    I agree with the Nostalgia Critic: "You did it. You made Charlie Sheen right about something!!"

  • @dr.k8610

    @dr.k8610

    3 жыл бұрын

    Colonel Kablooey I mean some of that’s explained. They don’t use weapons because they’re afraid of nuclear retaliation. And the leading theory is that they invade a planet covered in water because they’re desperate, and dying. As for the doors, I’ve got nothing on that one

  • @zackomackarie6227
    @zackomackarie62279 жыл бұрын

    "See that planet? We're invading THAT ONE." "Uh, sir, our sensors indicate that that planet is 75%-" "WE'RE INVADING THAT ONE." "S-sir..." "THAT ONE, JIM."

  • @thegreatgabsby7617

    @thegreatgabsby7617

    9 жыл бұрын

    Sir, the invasion has failed... Goddamn it, Jim! You had one fucking job.

  • @Hi-Fitxt

    @Hi-Fitxt

    9 жыл бұрын

    2 days after this Jim killed the commander and then threw himself into the sea and was never seen again

  • @garfieldfan2005

    @garfieldfan2005

    9 жыл бұрын

    The remaining invaders built a new spaceship and went to attack Mars.

  • @S0RGEx

    @S0RGEx

    9 жыл бұрын

    You had one job, Jim. One fucking job.

  • @rodoswagins

    @rodoswagins

    9 жыл бұрын

    Oh my got I'm laughing so hard

  • @thomasmcintosh9432
    @thomasmcintosh94327 жыл бұрын

    For years I was under the impression that I had seen Signs. But I was remembering Scary Movie 3. God.

  • @phoenixdavida8987

    @phoenixdavida8987

    7 жыл бұрын

    Thomas McIntosh hahaha

  • @jjjkoy

    @jjjkoy

    7 жыл бұрын

    no, scary movie 3 had George Carlin so they get a pass on anything they have done or will do.

  • @agatheringofbees3490

    @agatheringofbees3490

    7 жыл бұрын

    ok and I though I was bad I confused it with Sixth Sense which I had confused that movie with the Fifth Element before lol

  • @brendan7256

    @brendan7256

    7 жыл бұрын

    Thomas McIntosh YESS

  • @ericd.morgan2508

    @ericd.morgan2508

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thomas McIntosh LOL SAME

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker5 жыл бұрын

    “Don’t open my pantry, Father. I found the screenplay for The Last Airbender in there and locked it in.”

  • @BillKrayer12thMan

    @BillKrayer12thMan

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well played,sir.

  • @faithcastillo9597

    @faithcastillo9597

    4 жыл бұрын

    😅😅😅😅😅

  • @aaronbohl4567

    @aaronbohl4567

    4 жыл бұрын

    Come on 🤣

  • @Capri_00

    @Capri_00

    3 жыл бұрын

    But he went back and got it!!

  • @eduardogomez4275

    @eduardogomez4275

    2 жыл бұрын

    So he created Avatar? What a twist!

  • @MrXBT2000
    @MrXBT20004 жыл бұрын

    Add a sin for Graham not showing a believable amount of compassion when his son just killed their dog.

  • @wiz_dropbomb2134

    @wiz_dropbomb2134

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did you not notice how he was acting towards everything else. He was pretty broken and unemotional

  • @truthorhappiness

    @truthorhappiness

    3 жыл бұрын

    Country folk are more desensitized to life/death situations. When you see more, you feel less.

  • @duffal0

    @duffal0

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fr I was like wtf??? When they heard their other dog get brutally murdered outside too even the kids didn’t care at all😂😂😂 With a cold emotionless father you’d think the kids probably leaned on the dogs for emotional support, but I guess M Night just said fuck it

  • @michaelbradley770

    @michaelbradley770

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@duffal0that is not uncommon. Depending on how a person deals with shock, fear, and adrenaline you can completely shut down emotionally and being the adult around children you have to keep it together to keep the kids in a calmer/ slightly more relaxed state of mind otherwise your just going to add more panic and fear

  • @lootwarmeggz
    @lootwarmeggz9 жыл бұрын

    are we just gonna skip over the fact that our air contains water vapor and the aliens insides would have melted the moment they stepped off the ship.

  • @CheerBeautyAndBows

    @CheerBeautyAndBows

    9 жыл бұрын

    Ashley Cross that moment when the science side of tumblr finds youtube

  • @animalportal1661

    @animalportal1661

    9 жыл бұрын

    CheerBeautyAndBows or anyone with half a brain and a 3rd grade education?

  • @TheRazePlayz

    @TheRazePlayz

    8 жыл бұрын

    +CheerBeautyAndBobs science is logic, tumblr is the anithesis of logic and knowledge.

  • @QuantumPhyZ

    @QuantumPhyZ

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Ashley Cross That is the same saying sulfuric acid should kill us, just by breathing the nowday air we breath.

  • @animalportal1661

    @animalportal1661

    8 жыл бұрын

    XZCSADCSADC SADDSAD except there is a lot more water in the air than acid

  • @babyBELUGAr
    @babyBELUGAr7 жыл бұрын

    "He's the reason you can fit the whole family in a doorframe shot, hon." is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on here, holy shit

  • @ktayy28

    @ktayy28

    5 жыл бұрын

    babyBELUGAr -- And it STILL IS! I personally, loved, "What?! F*cking What?!?!!.........."

  • @ktayy28

    @ktayy28

    5 жыл бұрын

    Theo Bendit -- SIGHHHH!!

  • @tedzee71

    @tedzee71

    5 жыл бұрын

    best line!! lol

  • @itsabeautifulanimism3704

    @itsabeautifulanimism3704

    4 жыл бұрын

    I laughed hard too lol

  • @jondunmore4268

    @jondunmore4268

    Жыл бұрын

    was gonna write this exact comment.

  • @thegrimknight6552
    @thegrimknight65525 жыл бұрын

    "The aliens have the same weakness as the aliens in Sign." Priceless.

  • @bip3937

    @bip3937

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don’t get it

  • @GyeongmiBaeb

    @GyeongmiBaeb

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bip3937 in other videos he says it a lot referencing this movie

  • @JDJoshofficial

    @JDJoshofficial

    3 жыл бұрын

    I watched this video because I noticed that he says that a lot in other ones lol

  • @Revampyremetal

    @Revampyremetal

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think.he got mixed up with war of the worlds

  • @Tripp393

    @Tripp393

    2 жыл бұрын

    Meta

  • @bloodfeastislandman1580
    @bloodfeastislandman15805 жыл бұрын

    I love in scary movie 3 when the cop lady's hat brim keeps getting wider. Good times this reminded me of.

  • @someperson2287

    @someperson2287

    4 жыл бұрын

    Blood Feast Island Man I’ve always thought that was amazing too

  • @timfrey2358

    @timfrey2358

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was hilarious XD love that movie.

  • @aumjayakishatriya2982

    @aumjayakishatriya2982

    4 жыл бұрын

    Watch the donut. It's not going in my mouth, but the hot dog goes somewhere.

  • @hulksmash3429

    @hulksmash3429

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cinema sins need to make videos on those movies

  • @GyeongmiBaeb

    @GyeongmiBaeb

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hulksmash3429 yes!!

  • @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858
    @ionlyeatbrainsdummy98587 жыл бұрын

    Ya know what I loved abt this movie? The looks on their faces, through the entire movie basically. The wide eyed deer in headlights, complete shock. Paired with the monotone way everyone speaks to each other in it. Its just great.

  • @Dokujitsu
    @Dokujitsu9 жыл бұрын

    Here's a major plot hole and sin for you: If the aliens are vulnerable to water... how are they not affected by the humidity in the air? Today's humidity in Bucks County is 48%, India is averaging 40%, and 88% in Passo Fundo where the home video with the kids was from. I say that would at least cause some sort of skin rash or breathing issues for a wrist pissing alien.

  • @zeroun92

    @zeroun92

    9 жыл бұрын

    The percentage is still really small mass wise. Concentration is everything. Air is 1000 times less dense than water, it can't hold that much of it. The percentage is based on the maximum.

  • @PetersaberHD

    @PetersaberHD

    9 жыл бұрын

    for the same reason why air doesn't kill us, but if we quadruple the amount of oxygen we'll drop dead

  • @GES8215

    @GES8215

    9 жыл бұрын

    Totally agree i thought the same thing.

  • @Dokujitsu

    @Dokujitsu

    9 жыл бұрын

    Stanley Terrell Anderson II So going off that... you're saying getting pepper sprayed won't have any reaction in comparison to having ghost pepper extract poured on your skin? I know that's a silly comparison, but water to these creatures had a burning effect as an acidic compound would to a human.

  • @PetersaberHD

    @PetersaberHD

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** do you realise that our atmosphere contains things very toxic and acidic to us, and yet we don't burn each time we touch the air? Because a. there is very little of it b. air has a different structure than say, a liquid

  • @plotshift
    @plotshift5 жыл бұрын

    No sin for creepy recruitment guy talking about getting his toes licked?

  • @MaCabaret

    @MaCabaret

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it

  • @thisismagacountry1318

    @thisismagacountry1318

    4 жыл бұрын

    War is hell

  • @Capri_00

    @Capri_00

    4 жыл бұрын

    War were declared.

  • @aumjayakishatriya2982

    @aumjayakishatriya2982

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@thisismagacountry1318 War, war never changes.

  • @williamanthony9090

    @williamanthony9090

    3 жыл бұрын

    Check out his hands. Creepy recruitment guy has a terrible case of arthritis!

  • @realrealwarpet
    @realrealwarpet4 жыл бұрын

    "Why don't you just make a movie called im awesome and call it a day." He did. It's called lady in the water

  • @DreamBelief

    @DreamBelief

    4 жыл бұрын

    I said exactly that to my husband lol

  • @bartrese

    @bartrese

    4 жыл бұрын

    I literally have no idea what happened in that movie

  • @Dankman9

    @Dankman9

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Graciela Montano lmao

  • @eduardogomez4275

    @eduardogomez4275

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh god, that movie was insane! I lost it at that "kid predicts the future by staring at cereal boxes" nonsense. Also, Narf.

  • @RichardM-kv4uu
    @RichardM-kv4uu8 жыл бұрын

    Well Britain would be safe, it rains all the time here. Like right now for instance.

  • @jjoker129

    @jjoker129

    7 жыл бұрын

    So would Ireland

  • @arielfilmsinc1926

    @arielfilmsinc1926

    7 жыл бұрын

    And Oregon

  • @bradcraig2978

    @bradcraig2978

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yep I feel sorry for those ones that invaded Wakefield.

  • @robertleigh6799

    @robertleigh6799

    7 жыл бұрын

    Britain would definitely be safe

  • @wessltov

    @wessltov

    7 жыл бұрын

    As would The Netherlands

  • @mercmarc
    @mercmarc8 жыл бұрын

    Water is deadly to these aliens, but the water vapor in the air isn't?

  • @JackTheJack

    @JackTheJack

    8 жыл бұрын

    ding

  • @incharaprakash

    @incharaprakash

    8 жыл бұрын

    +merc marc : A drop of liquid nitrogen will burn your skin, but we are safe from our atmosphere which has 70% Nitrogen.

  • @skylerficucell655

    @skylerficucell655

    8 жыл бұрын

    Exactly! They should've died the second they left their ships!

  • @PM-xu2nq

    @PM-xu2nq

    8 жыл бұрын

    Isn't that because of the extremely low temperature of liquid nitrogen? I mean, the damage comes about as a result of how cold it is, the fact that it happens to be nitrogen is immaterial. Anything that cold would obviously damage human flesh, but in the movie, its not the temperature of the water that fucks up the aliens, it's the fact that it's water. So even if it was vapour, which is closer to a liquid than a gas like nitrogen anyway, it would still kill them or at least act as an irritant, you'd think.

  • @shayyman

    @shayyman

    8 жыл бұрын

    That's why they say the aliens started retreating for no apparent reason before the final scene, the vapor probably took a while to affect them, and these aliens were kind of just leftovers

  • @goobermcnoober8140
    @goobermcnoober81404 жыл бұрын

    Damn those Female Scandinavian Olympians! Those hooligans are always getting on my roof

  • @lea-anne9133
    @lea-anne9133 Жыл бұрын

    J. Phoenix is brilliant in this film. Quiet yet understated. And i love the scene when he's sitting with the foil hat on with the kids 😂

  • @MaCabaret
    @MaCabaret8 жыл бұрын

    Okay you put a Pulp Fiction reference in almost every single video. We need to see that movie sinned.

  • @borismuller86

    @borismuller86

    8 жыл бұрын

    What about Field Of Dreams?

  • @HMSConqueror

    @HMSConqueror

    8 жыл бұрын

    +TheoneandonlyCrowMan Yeah, "He will strike down upon thee with Die Hard with a Vengeance and Nick furious anger". DING.

  • @antoniabaldassarre2205

    @antoniabaldassarre2205

    8 жыл бұрын

    +TheoneandonlyCrowMan I hope it comes very VERY soon

  • @jimb.7523

    @jimb.7523

    8 жыл бұрын

    +00411392 I agree. If Jeremy sinned only bad movies, he'd probably run out of shit to sin and have nothing to do (on this channel, anyways).

  • @brianroth3960
    @brianroth39607 жыл бұрын

    "he's the reason you can fit the whole family in the doorway shot" Brutal

  • @ProxxRoxx

    @ProxxRoxx

    5 жыл бұрын

    Evil. Plain evil. And I love it.

  • @tyler-qe7ls

    @tyler-qe7ls

    2 жыл бұрын

    i dont get it

  • @Sgt.McHale

    @Sgt.McHale

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@tyler-qe7ls it's the director they saw

  • @MrSatantheSinner
    @MrSatantheSinner4 жыл бұрын

    "These aliens have the same weakness as the aliens in Signs." WTF?!? Hahahaha! That killed me.

  • @valydendor4472

    @valydendor4472

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @squarebear619

    @squarebear619

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did he mean War of The World with Tom Cruise or was that a joke I didnt get???🤔🤔🤔

  • @MrSatantheSinner

    @MrSatantheSinner

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@squarebear619 It's a Cinemasins running gag.

  • @skeletoncreek6446

    @skeletoncreek6446

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrSatantheSinner what's the gag

  • @Dankman9

    @Dankman9

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@skeletoncreek6446 it's one of the things he says all the time like "the prometheus school of running away from things".

  • @MST3Killa
    @MST3Killa5 жыл бұрын

    The 'jump scare' at 1:59 always went over my head when I saw this movie. Because of the lighting and where my eyes are drawn in the quick shot, I never caught what was so DUN DUN DUNNNN about it until I actually had to pause and inspect the frame to see what I was missing.

  • @MaCabaret

    @MaCabaret

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same. I used to watch it on an old portable dvd player and the resolution wasn’t high enough to see the dark shape of the alien against the black sky.

  • @bobjrfdny7360

    @bobjrfdny7360

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here! Loved this movie growing up. It must of been on my 3rd or fourth viewing that I finally noticed you could actually see the alien on the roof.

  • @ittdust
    @ittdust7 жыл бұрын

    I don't find it odd that they'd visit a planet that's 70% deadly to them since we visit the Moon which is 100% deadly for us. It's only odd that they don't wear space suits.

  • @sick_ibg712

    @sick_ibg712

    7 жыл бұрын

    If the moon was 100% percent deadly to us, then why did the people that went there did not die.

  • @traviskegerreis5704

    @traviskegerreis5704

    7 жыл бұрын

    Without a suit. It's 100% deadly without a suit. and the Aliens were naked. Which means they went to a planet 70% deadly to them with absolutely no protective gear at all.

  • @babserella2778

    @babserella2778

    7 жыл бұрын

    ...100% genuine when I say this: You just blew my freakin mind, dude.

  • @luiskern8910

    @luiskern8910

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yea, but we're not trying to inhabit the moon either

  • @jkfozul2316

    @jkfozul2316

    7 жыл бұрын

    Also who's to say they were naked, sure they look naked but who tf knows for sure

  • @TheUbberman
    @TheUbberman8 жыл бұрын

    No sin for 'Getting your toes licked by beautiful women'?

  • @jonezmontenegro3916

    @jonezmontenegro3916

    8 жыл бұрын

    +TheUbberman hahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahaa

  • @gadielgonzalez2755

    @gadielgonzalez2755

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kostas IKR. who the fuck says THAT

  • @randomdude1361

    @randomdude1361

    6 жыл бұрын

    Well it looks like two people have now said that

  • @TheBraunMachine2011

    @TheBraunMachine2011

    6 жыл бұрын

    lol yeah, a regular tarantino but tarantino would be a fan of giving the ladies what the general was talking about there lmao xD

  • @MKIVWWI

    @MKIVWWI

    6 жыл бұрын

    LOL -- M. Night Shamalan must have a real foot fetish. (Guess we can count ourselves lucky he didn't play it out in his extended "cameo" role!)

  • @humankazoo8068
    @humankazoo80684 жыл бұрын

    Big sin you missed: The aliens came to harvest humans, but water is like acid to them.... what is the human body 90% comprised of? WATER!!! We'd be toxic to them.

  • @alyshaharper8730

    @alyshaharper8730

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe they were going to make jerky.

  • @SciFiQueen9000

    @SciFiQueen9000

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or maybe they were harvesting humans for hybridization. So they would be able to be tolerate water.

  • @tpmyer627

    @tpmyer627

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Dakka Dakka Dude they should've had the aliens be allergic to oxygen and only if it's breathed in.

  • @tpmyer627

    @tpmyer627

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Dakka Dakka Dude hey, at least it's better than the aliens dying the second they step outside their spaceship.

  • @galacticmoonwolf8462

    @galacticmoonwolf8462

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well, at least I'd be safe. If it ever happens, come to England. They can't survive a week here.

  • @Listening_Books12345
    @Listening_Books123455 жыл бұрын

    I haven't watched this movie in a thousand years so this idea could very well have actually been in it, but I think an interesting explanation for the daughter always wanting a glass of water is because she's traumatized by losing her mother and asks for water as an excuse to make sure her dad's still alive.

  • @vampiraJ

    @vampiraJ

    5 жыл бұрын

    Grace I saw it as a reassurance thing too. Making sure someone is still there to care for her.

  • @guyincognito320

    @guyincognito320

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vampiraJ Implying females of any age need some external reason to be passive aggressive and manipulate men. The trauma however does work to explain the 'ominous juvenile flat affect' which nobody in her immediate vicinity notices but we do, letting us know that she is wiser than her years or able to perceive things which her adult guardians cannot.

  • @schrodingersgay6167

    @schrodingersgay6167

    Жыл бұрын

    @@guyincognito320 Shes not being *manipulative*, shes a *child*. I did the same thing to my dad all the time. Couldnt sleep? Ask for water. Bad dream? Ask for water. Thought I saw something? You guessed it, *ask for water*. Its just a kid thing.

  • @guyincognito320

    @guyincognito320

    Жыл бұрын

    @@schrodingersgay6167 BS that precocious young girls can't be manipulative and passive aggressive. That's an essential aspect of femininity.

  • @schrodingersgay6167

    @schrodingersgay6167

    Жыл бұрын

    @@guyincognito320 Passive aggressive, yes. Women tend to be smaller, so often, not as intimidating. I'm not saying women CANT be intimidating, but that's another point entirely. MANIPULATIVE, however, is not an essential aspect of femininity. I have 4 sisters and, if those sisters, exactly ONE is manipulative. Of the groups of friends that I had, approximately 15 girls, 2 were manipulative. My mother had 4 manipulative girlfriends, my sisters 1 or 2 each. I realize that this is only my personal experiences with girls, but saying that EVERY woman is extremely manipulative, makes me think that you just had some reall toxic girlfriends

  • @daffodilZephyr
    @daffodilZephyr9 жыл бұрын

    I always thought that these aliens just didn't have any water where they came from. Therefore they didn't know they had an allergy.

  • @TheKeyser94

    @TheKeyser94

    9 жыл бұрын

    Water is the basic component of life, saying that they don't have water is very stupid.

  • @daffodilZephyr

    @daffodilZephyr

    9 жыл бұрын

    TheKeyser94 I read through some of the other comments and no. Water is not needed by all lifeforms. Considering these are aliens, who knows what they sustain themselves with.

  • @TheKeyser94

    @TheKeyser94

    9 жыл бұрын

    daffodilZephyr Yeah, you are right about that, never the less, they would be lucky if they evolve for something more advance than a unicellular being. And those animals that now eat this unicellular beings depended before of water before specializing in this.

  • @DukeArgentatus

    @DukeArgentatus

    9 жыл бұрын

    This is why you study the planet you're intending to invade, not just charge in blindly hoping that their ecosystem is the same as theirs.

  • @andrewkilgore7374

    @andrewkilgore7374

    9 жыл бұрын

    daffodilZephyr Name one thing that doen't require water to survive

  • @DensetsuVI
    @DensetsuVI9 жыл бұрын

    Aliens Can: - Create technology that *flies them across the universe* - Coordinate massive planetwide invasion - Have probably done this before And yet, Aliens: - Didn't realize earth had water? like 80% of its surface was water and it occasionally falls from the sky? This never came up during a strategy meeting before the invasion? - Don't have basic spacesuits to deal with said water and environment - Are apparently unarmed invaders, yet not particularly or even slightly talented at fighting - Can't even beat a small farmhouse, or properly defeat that grand and unstoppable human technology, doors. - Rely almost solely on a poison, that could easily be beaten by a damn gas mask or a lucky asthma attack - Seriously, they didn't use weapons. How the hell do you take over or enslave anything without weapons, when you're literally as lame as, if not lamer than humans? Without our weapons, we're literally one of the weakest creatures on the planet! These are just the easiest simplest things to call out about this 4 hour travesty. The aliens from "Mars Attacks!" were more believable and scary than these things. No amount of artificial suspense of cheesy god dialogue makes these lame aliens scary. Heck, we have many very moist climates around the planet. How could they even invade the large swahs of our planet that are humid by climate? Why did they not have spacesuits!? Hell, a 10$ raincoat from a walmart could at least provide them 50-60% protection against water! My theory is that this wasn't an invasion at all, it was a mass alien suicide and the idiots in this movie misunderstood that and thought they actually won. I can't believe for a second you can fly across the universe, and not have invented clothing or a damn doppler radar yet!

  • @MillionTheVermillion

    @MillionTheVermillion

    9 жыл бұрын

    I read all of that in the CinemaSins' narrator's voice.

  • @SuperKratosgamer

    @SuperKratosgamer

    9 жыл бұрын

    hahaha best comment ever!

  • @francesco8000

    @francesco8000

    9 жыл бұрын

    May be they had a really good plan, something so incredible that we can't understand....but some idiot did "LEROY JENKINS!!" and fucked all. Or Shyamalan doesn't read his plot.

  • @CertifiedSoundz

    @CertifiedSoundz

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** LMAOO

  • @deadlylittlefingers

    @deadlylittlefingers

    9 жыл бұрын

    Maybe this alien species is using Earth as a prison colony, kind of like how England dumped their prisoners in Australia. That will explain how it seems their advanced technology was ignored. All the aliens in the movie were convicted and sentenced to live on a harsh water covered planet without any weapons. Just a theory...

  • @timfrey2358
    @timfrey23584 жыл бұрын

    10:20 legit gave me crazy chills though, especially the first watch as a kid, I'll never forget it lmao

  • @MaCabaret

    @MaCabaret

    2 жыл бұрын

    The music and the way the kid says “it’s behind” gets me keyed up every time and the delivery is perfect. My whole family jumped clean out of their chairs the first time we saw that part.

  • @Usario321

    @Usario321

    Жыл бұрын

    Also that’s in Brazil, all the kids are speaking portuguese and not spanish. Add 1 sin to CinemaSins

  • @RyuichiNoGekido
    @RyuichiNoGekido5 жыл бұрын

    “The aliens have the same weakness as the aliens in ‘Signs’.” HA! xD

  • @Draukagrissah
    @Draukagrissah8 жыл бұрын

    No "discount Macaulay Culkin" for his little brother in this movie?

  • @Swiftbow

    @Swiftbow

    3 жыл бұрын

    THAT'S why they sound the same! I've been wondering a long time, but never bothered to actually check the kid's real name.

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders3 жыл бұрын

    "The Aliens have the same weakness as the Aliens in Signs." fuckin hilarious

  • @erintoney7137
    @erintoney71374 жыл бұрын

    Idc what anyone says. Signs is a masterpiece. One of the best jump scares in history was when the alien crossed the screen on tv. I actually screamed with Joaquin Phoenix 😅😅

  • @jeffbaer5851

    @jeffbaer5851

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep. A total masterpiece. One scene, about 8 seconds, that wasn't completely ridiculous or horribly acted. I'm in the minority -- STILL a huge Gibson fan, no matter how f**ked up his personal belief system is -- but even Mel Gibson can't zombie-mumble his lines for 2 freaking hours and keep my interest. And Shyamalan is a ripoff hack artist who gets awful performances out of good, decent, and shitty actors alike. (Yes, Sixth Sense was a great freshman effort. Jagged Little Pill was a great album, too, but the rest of Morrisette's music is a yawn-fest of self-indulgence.... kinda like Shyamalan's career!!!) Y'know how people say you can't enjoy "Dark Side of the Moon" unless you're stoned? Well, unless you are OD'ing on benzos, it's really hard to enjoy people being quietly curious and cautiously unsure and vaguely wary and unenthusiastically frank and MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE.......... Admittedly, with the NOTABLE exception of that jump-scare moment. That moment was pretty epic... set up by 60 minutes of "we haven't seen ANYTHING" and then paid off in a Handycam shot... you betcha that was well-executed. But "A MASTERPIECE"????? As Jeremy would say, 'Hahahahahahahahaha' dingdingdingdingdingdingdingding.

  • @erintoney7137

    @erintoney7137

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jeffbaer5851 This wall of useless text where nothing of substance was said could have been whittled down to a simple “I disagree.”

  • @williamanthony9090

    @williamanthony9090

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@erintoney7137 - For whatever it's worth, I agree with you. I think it's a masterpiece as well.

  • @bonniehowell4259

    @bonniehowell4259

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love this movie and will admit that when I first saw this in a theater, I jumped out of my seat at the birthday scene. My only problem with it is the CGI alien and the fact that an intelligent species would attack a planet that's mostly made up of an element that kills them.

  • @austinbridges7928

    @austinbridges7928

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bonniehowell4259 I've always considered the theory that the aliens didn't have water on their planet so why would they care if we did? They may not have been aware of it.

  • @DOSRetroGamer
    @DOSRetroGamer7 жыл бұрын

    why would you have to rewrite all science books when aliens appear? Maybe you would have to add a chapter or two.

  • @GTFODeathknight

    @GTFODeathknight

    7 жыл бұрын

    ...and then everything changed when the aliens attacked

  • @haydenwalls939

    @haydenwalls939

    7 жыл бұрын

    the fire aliens

  • @AlphaJman

    @AlphaJman

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Hayden Walls Then it would have made sense that water hurts them... but not being stopped by wood...

  • @haydenwalls939

    @haydenwalls939

    7 жыл бұрын

    Xd

  • @XxPeaceNinjaxX

    @XxPeaceNinjaxX

    6 жыл бұрын

    Long ago the whole galaxy lived together in harmony. Then ... everything changed when the aliens attacked. Only the glass of water, the stupidest solution in the world, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he waited for plot convenience. A 106 minutes had passed and the audience discovered the new evil, a director named Shyamalan, and although his directing skills were once great, he still had a lot more plot twists to write before we're ready to stop letting him direct. But he believes ... he can change the world

  • @ophiuchus5540
    @ophiuchus55407 жыл бұрын

    This movie used to scare the shit out of me

  • @windycitytoast

    @windycitytoast

    7 жыл бұрын

    used to scare the shit out of me too! big time!

  • @The51stDivision

    @The51stDivision

    7 жыл бұрын

    I saw it as a kid. Gave me bad dreams. Real creepy.

  • @Dino23968

    @Dino23968

    7 жыл бұрын

    Anthony Baruch Sin#136 is exactly what I thought of War Of The Worlds when those aliens chose to attack a planet that's covered in germs.

  • @FernieCanto

    @FernieCanto

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yes, it's scary... how anyone can enjoy this shit.

  • @ts3935

    @ts3935

    7 жыл бұрын

    Kpop Trash 1

  • @RobertBarth1
    @RobertBarth14 жыл бұрын

    After having watched quite of few of these CinemaSins videos, I'm getting the impression that this dude doesn't have kids. Or really know anything about kids. Or possibly was ever a kid himself. Because just about every sin he attributes to a kid's action is 100% what a kid would do, or, at least, what my kids do.

  • @lungembolism

    @lungembolism

    Жыл бұрын

    Was looking for this and found it. Kid fails at being a kid for not looking for the remote in the sofa??? You mean, kid excels at being a kid. Now I can go back to the video, 7 yrs too late

  • @shannongraham5786

    @shannongraham5786

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@lungembolism atleast you accomplish commenting what you felt and thats what matters, and despite cinemasins somethings being unfunny at times there a hell of a lot better than tvsins. TV sins is really unfunny remember that yo!

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels5 жыл бұрын

    The guy who will fall asleep at the wheel during Last Airbender"..........that was so clever i'll remove 100 sins

  • @Swampert384
    @Swampert3847 жыл бұрын

    I would have added one more sin on the aliens. They were attempting to harvest humans, but water is deadly to them. Why would they harvest a species that is mostly water?

  • @jimmym3352

    @jimmym3352

    5 жыл бұрын

    we don't have water sloshing around inside of us. Otherwise we'd move around like a waterbed. It's just water resides in cells.

  • @Kattywagon29

    @Kattywagon29

    5 жыл бұрын

    This movie is definitely inconsistent for sure, but I guess we could surmise that the aliens didn't know they were harmed by water. Maybe they never came across it before or wouldn't they have worn some protective gear like we do when we go to space? Who knows. Never liked this movie.

  • @guyincognito320

    @guyincognito320

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why do some humans walk on tightropes to make money as a performer when they can just become a CPA? Why does humanity find interest in the hellscape of Venus, or why do we even think about anything lofty or risky when we haven't yet fully fed, clothed, and educated every last derelict on earth? One thing lost on reddit atheist types is that this is an extremely religious movie and has nothing to do with aliens. I mean we all admit there are heavily religious themes at play here, but that's not strictly because of bad writing or a lack of subtlety, it's rather that these aliens are literally, actually demons, not co-evolved space travelers. I mean he became a Catholic again after this whole event. If we ever truly confirm that we're far from alone, well there could still certainly be a creator behind it all, but it absolutely eliminates the Trinitarian thesis presented in Scripture, and that is the very thing that this guy eagerly went back to. The fact that the film used crop circles, which were long deboonked by 2002, is another hint at the true content of the film. M Night was as aware of their deboonked status as anyone else and surely didn't include them to make the prospect of invasion more grounded in the priors of the movie-going masses. Christianity holds that alien abductions are demonic attacks or possessions, a hypothesis with at least as much credence as the other one. But the motivating reason for all the crop circle hoax phenomena in the first place was a generation's preoccupation with outer space and alternative forms of spirituality in the course of the mass civilizational apostasy that took place in the 20th century. What this amounts to is the inability of the reddit mind to conceive of the supernatural as an agreeable possibility among some people, a thing that occasionally happens, which is well documented throughout history. "Why would demons even try to hurt humans when they know that the holy water they wield in their homes is really corrosive and harmful to them?" is what everyone essentially asks about this movie. Like honestly, why would anyone with malign intentions ever put themselves in harms way to achieve some end? Do you even logic bro? How dumb. What unjustified snark.

  • @dylanivy8223

    @dylanivy8223

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@guyincognito320 you are a loser

  • @genghisn7

    @genghisn7

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Kattywagon29 Water is an important factor in the chemical reaction that creates amino acids (and likely life). So this movie is just fucking stupid.

  • @phuljojo
    @phuljojo7 жыл бұрын

    "who is that man..." He's the reason you can fit your whole family in the door frame. Excellent.

  • @SparrowwithaMachinegun
    @SparrowwithaMachinegun2 жыл бұрын

    "He's the reason you can fit the whole family in this shot" The laugh this got from me was so evil my neighbors must think I'm plotting to take down Superman.

  • @jobywills3619
    @jobywills3619 Жыл бұрын

    I do like how this movie goes right into the action without any real build up or backstory. It's just bam, action, crop circles, aliens.

  • @ajs510
    @ajs5106 жыл бұрын

    "He's the reason you can fit the whole family in the doorway shot hon..." Hahahaha....SAVAGE.

  • @tonyabrookes9931

    @tonyabrookes9931

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ouch

  • @igor4606
    @igor46068 жыл бұрын

    In São Paulo, BRAZIL we speak portuguese and we are Brazillians, not Spanish!

  • @foskten10

    @foskten10

    8 жыл бұрын

    It's just a movie . . .

  • @kadubmx2

    @kadubmx2

    8 жыл бұрын

    That scene also is said to be in "passo fundo" if I can remember. But yes, we speak no spanish lol

  • @Kenshiroit

    @Kenshiroit

    8 жыл бұрын

    I agree its like having a recording of a family in Italy who speaks....SPANISH.But its not impossible it was a Spanish family with Spanish friends in Brazil, BUT its more plausible the screenwriters are ignorant.

  • @kylestallings9684

    @kylestallings9684

    7 жыл бұрын

    +EUSSR olygarchic Kommissar Or they did what was most affordable, stop getting so offended.

  • @Kenshiroit

    @Kenshiroit

    7 жыл бұрын

    ***** Come on, they are just ignorant and you know it

  • @ZombehPanda
    @ZombehPanda5 жыл бұрын

    I freaking jumped when it skipped to that pantry scene.

  • @lou.thorman
    @lou.thorman4 жыл бұрын

    5:35 Woundering where I'd seen that guy before, and then it hit me. You wouldn't get it..

  • @bicyceshadowmasters
    @bicyceshadowmasters9 жыл бұрын

    The kids from the footage are not Spanish and they are not speaking spanish, they are Brazilian, and they're speaking Portuguese. So, that's racist! I'm gonna sin you right there.

  • @bicyceshadowmasters

    @bicyceshadowmasters

    9 жыл бұрын

    +rdchili69 Excuse me?

  • @yukosaturno

    @yukosaturno

    9 жыл бұрын

    João Pereira como se eles soubessem falar inglês e/ou os carros fossem daquele jeito nos anos 80-90... eu colocaria fácil mais uns 20 sins ali.....

  • @teargasmuffinz6657

    @teargasmuffinz6657

    9 жыл бұрын

    João Pereira that means cinemasins get 2 sins because the guy spoke spanish to Brazilians!

  • @TeamMastaPr2

    @TeamMastaPr2

    9 жыл бұрын

    João Pereira I was about to point that out, but discovered your comment in time.

  • @thedeepspacevoid

    @thedeepspacevoid

    9 жыл бұрын

    João Pereira brazil is a race of people?

  • @StormRulerKazunagi
    @StormRulerKazunagi9 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna invade Venus. Anyone want to come? (No clothes allowed)

  • @EchelonNine

    @EchelonNine

    9 жыл бұрын

    Lol I get it

  • @scout3752

    @scout3752

    9 жыл бұрын

    The only planet I invade without clothes is Uranus *wink* *wink*

  • @EchelonNine

    @EchelonNine

    9 жыл бұрын

    Ok no thanks

  • @scout3752

    @scout3752

    9 жыл бұрын

    Dakota Sherman I wasn't talking to ya, I was making a joke.

  • @Noirwar

    @Noirwar

    9 жыл бұрын

    KIGA nice 2x entendre there.

  • @sciwiz57
    @sciwiz574 жыл бұрын

    Barricade the doors and windows? What farmer doesn’t have a goddam shotgun???

  • @G32hero
    @G32hero4 жыл бұрын

    This movie scarred me as a child and literally watching this has the hairs on my neck standing up

  • @daretobenerdy3167
    @daretobenerdy31677 жыл бұрын

    The biggest sin of the movie? Leaving the dog outside when you know an alien invasion is about to happen.

  • @vampiraJ

    @vampiraJ

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dare To Be Nerdy yes!!

  • @h.r.9563

    @h.r.9563

    5 жыл бұрын

    In his defense both of their hopefully child friendly dogs became not so child friendly because of the alien invaders.

  • @hanasion.3139

    @hanasion.3139

    4 жыл бұрын

    So true

  • @hanasion.3139

    @hanasion.3139

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jason Coughenour yes

  • @PR-xm5zc

    @PR-xm5zc

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Adam Christopher I believe that both cats and dogs are part of our planet 🤔

  • @octavianschaefer7294
    @octavianschaefer72948 жыл бұрын

    In sin 11, the reason she just walked right in is because they've known each other forever and basically consider each other family. It's pretty typical in small towns.

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp3933 жыл бұрын

    This movie was fucking amazing. Still love it.

  • @Tori.B

    @Tori.B

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too! I wanted to get into horror so my father wanted to see if I could handle this movie. I still prefer this movie over ANY horror movie 😂

  • @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
    @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy3 жыл бұрын

    I really enjoyed this movie, but thought it was very mean of them to keep their dog Isabelle locked up in the barn while they barricaded themselves in the house. They had plenty of time bring the dog in. Whey would they leave her alone in the barn just to be attacked by aliens?

  • @heatherninneman558

    @heatherninneman558

    3 жыл бұрын

    The problem is they didn't know how she would react... Judging by what happened to the other dog..because of the effects that alien invasion was having on dogs that dog could have turned on them at any moment it wasn't safe for them to have her with them.

  • @bilbobaggins2235

    @bilbobaggins2235

    3 жыл бұрын

    When she starts barking and they find out they are attacking the boy even says we forgot Isabelle. It’s not like they knew for sure when the alien invasion would start

  • @ryeguy7941

    @ryeguy7941

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought they forgot her outside.

  • @tonyabrookes9931

    @tonyabrookes9931

    2 жыл бұрын

    They were concerned she would possibly attack one of them like the other dog did...

  • @seanmckinney87
    @seanmckinney876 жыл бұрын

    just saying you can defeat these aliens with squirt guns just think of a hole army with squirt guns

  • @dylanguzman1521

    @dylanguzman1521

    4 жыл бұрын

    Atomic...WATER BOMB!!

  • @deathseraph3

    @deathseraph3

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'd like to watch as a bunch of firemen devastate them for their incompetence

  • @someperson2287

    @someperson2287

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s probably the primitive way the Middle East beat them that was mentioned

  • @Farzlepot

    @Farzlepot

    4 жыл бұрын

    They looked pretty fleshy. I'd wager you could defeat them with actual guns too. Probably more effectively, even.

  • @mgBabylonRocker

    @mgBabylonRocker

    4 жыл бұрын

    A hole army, sounds like an all girl catholic school with squirt guns, think i saw that one on the other tube -.-

  • @MilitantOldLady
    @MilitantOldLady9 жыл бұрын

    If they are vulnerable to water, then surely the moisture in the air would be killing them.

  • @UndeadInDitches

    @UndeadInDitches

    9 жыл бұрын

    *ding*

  • @Ravenbones

    @Ravenbones

    9 жыл бұрын

    Why do you think they picked DRY Hot places...

  • @dar1n_fgp

    @dar1n_fgp

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Pennsylvania? Suuper hot

  • @MilitantOldLady

    @MilitantOldLady

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Like subequatorial India?!

  • @garrettpoist3191

    @garrettpoist3191

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Yeah those monsoons in India are real dry.

  • @MsTinkerbelle87
    @MsTinkerbelle874 жыл бұрын

    I love the end clips so much🤣

  • @johns5638

    @johns5638

    4 жыл бұрын

    *audio outtakes

  • @WizardOfWhoopee
    @WizardOfWhoopee4 жыл бұрын

    The foil hat scene erases all sins, reset to Zero. Hilarious.

  • @krisupton6379
    @krisupton63797 жыл бұрын

    also when i watched signs for the first time, i seriously wondered what would happen if he just went out and started combining his field the moment he new about the crop circles, if the aliens are attacking where their are crop circles, what if he just took the crop circle away.

  • @shizukagozen777

    @shizukagozen777

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kris Upton But they are already there so it would not matter...

  • @cashwe

    @cashwe

    5 жыл бұрын

    "Yo Graham.. what if we.. we just... _removed the air?"_

  • @samuelperezgarcia
    @samuelperezgarcia9 жыл бұрын

    I am well aware of all the flaws in this movie, and if one is to deconstruct it the result is something similar to this video. However, to me the movie isn't about the plot making sense (aliens attacking a world full of a substance that's lethal to them), but about experiencing the alien invasion from a very isolated place. Kind of like sharing ghost stories around a campfire and trying to scare the hell out of your friends, to the point where everyone starts hearing strange sounds around them. That's really what you get with this movie (without resorting to gore), and I love that. Also, Shyamalan not showing the aliens until the end is better since it makes your imagination kick into high gear. It's what makes some of the sequences more scary.

  • @mitchl6896

    @mitchl6896

    9 жыл бұрын

    You realise these videos are sarcastic, right?

  • @samuelperezgarcia

    @samuelperezgarcia

    9 жыл бұрын

    Mitchell Leslie​ of course. I was just giving my take on the movie. It's not as if Cinema Sins is the first to point out all the plot inconsistencies. 

  • @syrilfiggus1350

    @syrilfiggus1350

    9 жыл бұрын

    That's the thing about this movie! The plot is shit, the alien behavior makes no sense, the dialogue is sometimes laughably dumb. But God DAMMIT it's so scary!!! I even got a little scared watching the EWW. I don't get it!

  • @Fatboyftw32

    @Fatboyftw32

    9 жыл бұрын

    The problem is that they could have easily kept the scary atmosphere without having this massive, gaping, plot hole. Knowing that these aliens attacked a world full of a substance lethal to them butt fucking naked just sucks away any threat they originally posed.

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl23613 жыл бұрын

    The aliens in this film have two fatal weaknesses: water, and....getting beaten with baseball bats. I'm saying these are some crap aliens.

  • @llamasarus1

    @llamasarus1

    2 жыл бұрын

    The suspense of the Aliens were top notch until after the reflection on the TV.

  • @robertkelly8191
    @robertkelly8191 Жыл бұрын

    My god this movie scared me like nothing else. Kinda the first real adult horror movie I watched. The hand under the door still creeps me tf out

  • @bonniehowell9206

    @bonniehowell9206

    Жыл бұрын

    Same. I remember going to see Signs when it was released in theaters and my boyfriend thought it was hilarious how I jumped out of my seat during that scene where they were filming the birthday party and an alien walked across the road.

  • @JackieRoxs
    @JackieRoxs8 жыл бұрын

    Heard a high pitch sound through entire video, hurts.

  • @Cheerybelle

    @Cheerybelle

    8 жыл бұрын

    AGHHHH, MY EARS

  • @JackTheJack

    @JackTheJack

    8 жыл бұрын

    it's called the sin ding

  • @JackieRoxs

    @JackieRoxs

    8 жыл бұрын

    Not that, the sin ding is a bell, I heard a random sound non-stop.

  • @sonadowfangirl30869

    @sonadowfangirl30869

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Mandogy I heard it too. It gave me a headache.

  • @gabrielleomalley8805

    @gabrielleomalley8805

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Mandogy I did too. at first i thought i was going crazy until i paused the video. i wont finish it because of the high pitched noise

  • @kenyonelliott2628
    @kenyonelliott26286 жыл бұрын

    "God is an Avatar: The Last Air Bender fan, or at least he was" I'm dead! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DrPlatypus1
    @DrPlatypus13 жыл бұрын

    "This is why you shouldn't let women vote." 😂😂😂 I lost it at that part

  • @nikokeefe
    @nikokeefe5 жыл бұрын

    First time I watched this movie was 2002 in the living room of my friends house. I and my two friends were in 2nd grade, cuddled up on a recliner in the middle of the night screaming at every jump scare and sighting of an alien. It is a vivid memory and a time when I thought scary movies were real.

  • @ColeVecsion
    @ColeVecsion8 жыл бұрын

    hey, hey, hey! negative a sin for having dexter's lab on the tv, c'mon!

  • @s0da._.p0p91

    @s0da._.p0p91

    6 жыл бұрын

    ColeVecsion THANK YOU!!! I was thinking EXACT same thing!!!

  • @TheNetherRegion
    @TheNetherRegion9 жыл бұрын

    I have glasses of water all over my house... well not water, pee... and not glasses, puddles.

  • @aeiouy7708

    @aeiouy7708

    9 жыл бұрын

    *Camera zooms in on pee puddles*

  • @cortster12

    @cortster12

    9 жыл бұрын

    Are you stuck in a Sims game?

  • @12temp

    @12temp

    9 жыл бұрын

    i lost my shit when i read this lol

  • @TheNetherRegion

    @TheNetherRegion

    9 жыл бұрын

    You lost your shit when I lost my pee. Excellent.

  • @crazyman4028
    @crazyman40285 жыл бұрын

    I love all these videos but this one especially. I’ve always been obsessed with this movie.

  • @joshp3994
    @joshp39943 жыл бұрын

    "He's the whole reason you can fit the whole family in the door-frame shot, hun" - and there goes my coffee all over my keyboard.

  • @bandgeekproductions9239
    @bandgeekproductions92399 жыл бұрын

    You do realize this is a Christian movie in disguise, right? The girl's problem with water, the wife's last words, the kid's asthma, the lack of the kid's asthma medication, the convenience of the baseball bat, the fact that the Middle East of all places was the first to figure out the aliens' weakness, the convenient placing of water everywhere. Seriously, that's too convenient even for the most clichéc movies. This movie is pretty much about how God can use something tragic (the wife's death, for example) and make it benefit the people in the end. Not the whole tragic event, that would be cruel, but a small piece of it ("Swing away" and the kid's lungs failing on him when all hope was lost for the kid). So that just eliminates every sin that can be tied to God or the fact that they stayed at the house because that was God showing Gibson that he cares and that he needs to restore his faith.

  • @JoBT42

    @JoBT42

    9 жыл бұрын

    Doesn't the sheer existence of aliens strongly suggest that, at least the Christian god, does not exist? I mean the basic message of the bible is that we're gods' special kids, he created the universe just for us (for whatever reason), and that if you behave will be with him in paradise.

  • @thesupergeek

    @thesupergeek

    9 жыл бұрын

    In disguise? They made it pretty clear.

  • @TehRebolt

    @TehRebolt

    9 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure EVERYONE REALIZES THAT

  • @HJHawley7677

    @HJHawley7677

    9 жыл бұрын

    J.S.G. L No, not at all. I believe in a higher power, and I also believe that there is a STRONG possibility of the existence of extraterrestrial life. They're not mutually exclusive, and it's ignorant to assume that they are.

  • @GeminiLeague

    @GeminiLeague

    9 жыл бұрын

    Hayden Hawley The rules of your religion state there is no extraterrestrial life. They are inherently mutually exclusive.

  • @jonesfrom9661
    @jonesfrom96617 жыл бұрын

    12:55 Aliens with advanced technology have trouble wit pantry doors +1,000,000,000,000 sins

  • @thatonedudebroman3599

    @thatonedudebroman3599

    7 жыл бұрын

    they have trouble with doors because they were born on a spaceship im guessing they didn't use doors ever

  • @vnikyt

    @vnikyt

    7 жыл бұрын

    that one dude bro man Yeah, but they're 1. still smart enough to figure out interstellar space travel and 2. able to figure out doors when Mad Max and family were in the basement

  • @thatonedudebroman3599

    @thatonedudebroman3599

    7 жыл бұрын

    +vnikyt true but they did say that they were adaptable im guessing the closet was the alien/demon first encounter with a door as stupid as that sounds

  • @rhysnichols8608

    @rhysnichols8608

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's not so easy with tables jamming the handle and with 2 missing fingers

  • @rhysnichols8608

    @rhysnichols8608

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shot Into Oblivion Yeah the cheeky fucker

  • @Succubus2Angel
    @Succubus2Angel5 жыл бұрын

    AHAHA!! That car crash sound when he chucks that rock...simple, but hilarious ^O^ I look forward to your creativity at the end of these ^__^

  • @MollyKuehl4790
    @MollyKuehl47903 жыл бұрын

    This just reminded me of something that happened years ago. I was staying with my boyfriend at the time and I have a very bad habit of leaving glasses of water all over the place my boyfriend is going around his apartment picking up all the little glasses of water I had left around he collects about 10 or 15 of them together put them in the kitchen and then comes and sits down next to me and says so what's with the glasses of water all over the place you're like that little girl from signs LOL

  • @MediocritysMuse
    @MediocritysMuse7 жыл бұрын

    So space travel but they are not smart enough to make a suit that can protect them from H2O...

  • @wyattisenor5136

    @wyattisenor5136

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hell, WE have waterproof suits . Surely space faring aliens could whip up some flex seal clear.

  • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_

    @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_

    5 жыл бұрын

    Maybe their planets do not have water. There is that one moon (Titan I think) that has lakes and stuff with a neat liquid that happens to be methane not water. Who knows the conditions on the planets they live on.

  • @daverobson3084

    @daverobson3084

    5 жыл бұрын

    MediocritysMuse 2 years ago "So space travel but they are not smart enough to make a suit that can protect them from H2O..." Yeah. We hand those things out to little kids to walk to school in the rain and they can't equip their soldiers with them.

  • @daverobson3084

    @daverobson3084

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Hermione Gangrene NOBODY understands this movie.

  • @daverobson3084

    @daverobson3084

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Hermione Gangrene Also, YOU don't understand this youtube site.

  • @TheRumpletiltskin
    @TheRumpletiltskin9 жыл бұрын

    Missed a Sin: Fights aliens and still believes in god.

  • @andimaddisongreen8265

    @andimaddisongreen8265

    9 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha

  • @ragna120k

    @ragna120k

    9 жыл бұрын

    that is true. aliens do negate the existence of a god. Unless aliens visited earth before and humans thought aliens = gods.

  • @aquatictoaster

    @aquatictoaster

    9 жыл бұрын

    ragna120k Only negate existence of a very narrow look at judeo christian god.

  • @DanielRichards644

    @DanielRichards644

    9 жыл бұрын

    ragna120k only negates a very, very narrow look at Christianity, the bible says God made the heavens (outer space) and the Earth and that Man was made in him image, it does NOT say this is the only planet he created life on, no that is human arrogance that makes us believe that because we where created in his image that we must be the most intelligent life and the only planet life was created on. Maybe it's just me but I think Genesis 1 sounds somewhat like the description of the expanding universe following the "big bang" as scientists call it, Science and Religion don't have to be mutually exclusive.

  • @TheKeyser94

    @TheKeyser94

    9 жыл бұрын

    DanielRichards644 That is the same excuse that the elder used to control the population in ancient times saying that "God" was in a cave, only that one smart fellow enter to the cave and find nothing, and tell the others. What you think that happen with the elders? Now people had gone to space, and not find any god there, is a miracle that the religious leaders still had a find a way to control their followers.

  • @Thereison
    @Thereison Жыл бұрын

    "He's the reason you can fit the whole family in the doorframe shot" - jesus that was cold and hilarious

  • @dtotheblan344
    @dtotheblan3444 жыл бұрын

    Jo bro, your Content is awesome. Im watching your Content too decide which movie I should watch...THANK YOU

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain6 жыл бұрын

    You know something I just realized The middle east was the first place to discover the weakness of water The middle east, which is known for its abundance of water

  • @vampiraJ

    @vampiraJ

    5 жыл бұрын

    Many middle eastern countries are close to ocean/sea water. It’s not 100% desert out there.

  • @someperson2287

    @someperson2287

    4 жыл бұрын

    So with the “abundance” of water you would think they would have more things like idk... water bottles and places to get water. Because yknow, thirst.

  • @thisismagacountry1318

    @thisismagacountry1318

    4 жыл бұрын

    Take Sam Kinison's advice. "MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!"

  • @tonysmith9905

    @tonysmith9905

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Michael Jackson Since when does Niagara Falls have crop circles?

  • @theConservationist

    @theConservationist

    4 жыл бұрын

    The things aren't aliens, they're demons, and the middle east discovered ways to beat them because it's the cradle of 3 religions.

  • @jakehudgins6789
    @jakehudgins67895 жыл бұрын

    “He’s the reason you can fit the whole family in a doorframe shot, hon.” HOLY SHIT

  • @lordninoswifey
    @lordninoswifey5 жыл бұрын

    Ray was a Veterinarian, so I think we can assume his office may have only been open until 5:00 pm. If so, "working late" could mean between 6 and 7, putting him out driving during an hour that could still be accepted as "before dinner". Just a thought.

  • @discgolfillustrated2640
    @discgolfillustrated26403 жыл бұрын

    Excellent production work at the end👍🏼

  • @andymiller7390

    @andymiller7390

    3 жыл бұрын

    What production work?

  • @AriaDiMezzo
    @AriaDiMezzo8 жыл бұрын

    OMG! "I don't know. I'll check the 1984 East German Olympic high jumping team, you check the members of Led Zeppelin."

  • @adamlozano3226
    @adamlozano32265 жыл бұрын

    10:20 those aren't 'Spanish' kids. They are from Brazil and speaking Portuguese. So that's racist. 15 sins.

  • @rafaelsantosx

    @rafaelsantosx

    5 жыл бұрын

    Also speaking very bad portuguese.

  • @grumblefalls4618

    @grumblefalls4618

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Path Finder and other languages as well

  • @angelherrera5240

    @angelherrera5240

    4 жыл бұрын

    Path Finder they speak Portuguese dumbfuck

  • @Fantomex

    @Fantomex

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Path Finder The only recognized official language in Brazil is Portuguese with 98% of the population speaking it....

  • @dispidido

    @dispidido

    4 жыл бұрын

    ​@Path Finder Because Brazil (aswell any other portuguese language country) was discovered and colonized by Portugal (the other Iberian country alongside Spain, and they were quite the explorers). Yes, those brazilian ppl we see on television are talking in Portuguese.

  • @donkeykong6426
    @donkeykong64262 жыл бұрын

    this feels like a uncommitted revenge scheme from the mom that is not dead for whatever reason A- for aimless apparel

  • @thejamnasium6447
    @thejamnasium64472 жыл бұрын

    man I loved this movie when I was younger. I still do in many ways. but when I was young this was my SHIT. I had surround sound set up in my small little bedroom and the scenes in the corn field just absolutely came alive.

  • @Znyrat
    @Znyrat8 жыл бұрын

    sin 35 is invalid. kids never look for things before asking for parents to look. I could point to something right in front of my kid's face & he'll walk past it 10 times. child wins & annoys at being a child. *ding*

  • @blue1spiral

    @blue1spiral

    8 жыл бұрын

    ^^ This is truth

  • @campbellb431

    @campbellb431

    8 жыл бұрын

    Ugh that's not all kids. I'm 9 and I practically run the house. Take care (feed, walk, etc.) of the dog, clean the showers and my room and the basement, etc.

  • @Znyrat

    @Znyrat

    8 жыл бұрын

    Campbell B those are called chores 😂😂, not running the house. lmk when you pay the mortgage, utilities, and buy groceries.

  • @artsyscrub3226

    @artsyscrub3226

    8 жыл бұрын

    you call THOSE chores? switch with me see how you like basically farm chores.

  • @blue1spiral

    @blue1spiral

    8 жыл бұрын

    Oh please. Enough with the "in my day" crap.

  • @rafaelmduarte
    @rafaelmduarte9 жыл бұрын

    In the scene with the "Spanish kids", the newscaster actually announces it is in the city of Passo Fundo, Brazil. The language in Brazil is Portuguese, not Spanish. No one speaks Spanish in Brazil and very few speak English.

  • @Redmailnet

    @Redmailnet

    9 жыл бұрын

    Puta merda! ahaha O meu nome é exactamente igual ao seu e vim precisamente comentar o mesmo! Abraço!

  • @rafaelmduarte

    @rafaelmduarte

    9 жыл бұрын

    Nossa, que bizarro! hehe

  • @cameronmacdonald8394

    @cameronmacdonald8394

    9 жыл бұрын

    Logo que ele disse "Spanish," eu vim aqui pra ver quem diria que era Português haha

  • @eileenforman4325

    @eileenforman4325

    9 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't say noone speaks spanish in brazil it's just not the official language

  • @SirGeeSantos

    @SirGeeSantos

    9 жыл бұрын

    Rafael Duarte mas da pra perdoar, porque a criança falando em inglês foi foda. pqp, pq ela ia falar em inglês? kkkkkkkk

  • @wjtshane
    @wjtshane4 жыл бұрын

    I have to admit (Haven't finished this video) Sings was a movie that gave me some of the most terrifying scares in real life. I was on vacation in france with my father. We rented a small house that was far away from civilication. Right across the house was a massive corn field. Every night when I went to bed. everything was silent, Except something in the corn field. To this day I have no idea what it was, but it happened every night around the same time. The weird thing was the sound coming from the corn field. It was perfectly timed and sequntial. Imagine complete darkness & silence when you go to bed. The moment you lie down you start hearing a weird rustling noise coming from the field every couple seconds. My dad even went out to investigate but didn't find anything. The sound never stopped until around 3AM. (I was still awake and scared stiff) To this day I have no Idea what it could have been. My dad said it was an animal just eating and nothing to worrie about. All I can remember me saying that animals don't have perfect timing when it comes to making noise every couple seconds. I am confinced it wasn't an animal. The sounds where so perfectly timed it rules out random animal noises. I will never go back there. (This all happened not long after I seen the movie Signs & I realize my imagination might have had a large doing in this)

  • @Haceyes

    @Haceyes

    3 жыл бұрын

    actualy yes animals have routines, sometimes timed as well. "smart" ones def, but cats, dogs totaly have :)

  • @georgannebeck1293
    @georgannebeck1293Ай бұрын

    I love this movie, but yes I forgive you for this because it is so hilarious! Good job!

  • @niallreid7664
    @niallreid76647 жыл бұрын

    Christ, even as a kid I remember wanting to punch that cop. Everything out of her mouth just pissed me off.

  • @niallreid7664

    @niallreid7664

    7 жыл бұрын

    Also God help me, this movie is a prime example of a movie that seems smart on face value but the second you start thinking about it it utterly shits the bed and becomes a festering pile of retardation.

  • @Wrathinside

    @Wrathinside

    7 жыл бұрын

    You mistake it for Prometheus. And no, you shouldn't watch it as a Sci-Fi movie, even if it advertised as such. This is a biblical eligious movie, and most people distanced from the religion won't even remotely grasp it. Not that it's an advantage, but it is the point of the movie. You can't compare it to some Independence Day.

  • @FernieCanto

    @FernieCanto

    7 жыл бұрын

    "This is a biblical eligious movie, and most people distanced from the religion won't even remotely grasp it." I've been a Christian until my mid-20's and I can't grasp any of Shyamalan's hamfisted bullshit.

  • @MasterOfViewership

    @MasterOfViewership

    7 жыл бұрын

    *ding*

  • @thegirlinquestion

    @thegirlinquestion

    5 жыл бұрын

    why are you all so disgusting about god and women ffs sick fucks

  • @CJGames2018
    @CJGames20188 жыл бұрын

    There needs to be at least 100 extra sins for that "Toes licked by beautiful women" comment from that general

  • @a-aron691

    @a-aron691

    6 жыл бұрын

    It makes me want to roll up in a ball

  • @MaCabaret

    @MaCabaret

    6 жыл бұрын

    You've obviously never had your toes licked by beautiful women.

  • @aaronmcclellan12345
    @aaronmcclellan12345 Жыл бұрын

    You don't mean ........ THE HAPPENING ......... do you? That line was pure gold of hilarious, it made me cry tears of joy!!!!!!!!!!!!😅😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣

  • @valkyrie9646
    @valkyrie96462 жыл бұрын

    Love this movie. Love Mel Gibson, Phoenix and the kids in it. Even love the sheriff and Shamalan (?).

  • @RX552VBK
    @RX552VBK9 жыл бұрын

    At 2:30 there are three glasses of water on top of a tv. What person would put liquids on an tv set?

  • @melissan6360

    @melissan6360

    9 жыл бұрын

    um...everyone?

  • @KillerOrca

    @KillerOrca

    9 жыл бұрын

    Dynamiklol The bigger question, WHY DOES NO ONE TAKE THEM OFF.

  • @RX552VBK

    @RX552VBK

    9 жыл бұрын

    Melissa Niemiec You put glasses of water on your tv? How many electrical fires you've started? UL have online info that explain why that's a good thing to do y'know.

  • @RX552VBK

    @RX552VBK

    9 жыл бұрын

    Dynamiklol I didn't think they were retared. The film and the script was retared though!

  • @melissan6360

    @melissan6360

    9 жыл бұрын

    Gary Keyes As long as you don't knock them over it's fine.

  • @sofielaser2522
    @sofielaser25229 жыл бұрын

    I found one more sin: No one, absolutely no one, would become a Christian after that experiences.

  • @likeastarbaby

    @likeastarbaby

    9 жыл бұрын

    you can still believe in aliens and evolution etc. and be a christian, my mum is :)

  • @sofielaser2522

    @sofielaser2522

    9 жыл бұрын

    likeastarbaby Well. My point was that it's not biblical.

  • @asdasdasdasd7483

    @asdasdasdasd7483

    9 жыл бұрын

    Craxy Reads sucks that the pope just talked a couple days ago about how the vastness of the universe and the big bang theory do not contradict the christians beliefs :|

  • @sofielaser2522

    @sofielaser2522

    9 жыл бұрын

    Gr8 b8 m8 Think I need to explain myself. I meant that this movie says nothing about the gospel or Jesus Christ or anything. It's only about aliens. And the gospel says nothing at all about aliens. So making the connection, that aliens would confirm the christian belief? Just no. Completely illogical.

  • @asdasdasdasd7483

    @asdasdasdasd7483

    9 жыл бұрын

    Craxy Reads wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat are you talking about? The movie is called signs because God sent Mel Gibson's character signs during the past years so he could be ready and save his family. Its not about the alien signs, its about god's signs sent to a man who lost his fate

  • @blount_man
    @blount_man3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks to Cinema Sins, I always end up coming here a few days after watching a new movie release

  • @andrewharvey3282
    @andrewharvey3282 Жыл бұрын

    0:15 As someone who agrees with you, this hits pretty brutally man.

  • @rafaellima83
    @rafaellima838 жыл бұрын

    Sin 86: The kids are brazilian and they are speaking portuguese on the homemade video scene. That sin was racist. :)

  • @rafaellima83

    @rafaellima83

    7 жыл бұрын

    And it's true, there's no reason for the kid to speak english outta nowhere. Still that sin was racist :)

  • @LiamGers-cx1kn

    @LiamGers-cx1kn

    7 жыл бұрын

    Rafael Lima +1 Like from me

  • @hillaryboladona4903

    @hillaryboladona4903

    7 жыл бұрын

    Right?

  • @rafaellima83

    @rafaellima83

    7 жыл бұрын

    ***** Was that directed at me? Because I am Brazilian, I live in Brazil for the 33 years I've been alive. I speak portuguese and I think I know a little bit about the history of my country. The "racist" thing is an in-joke from this channel. It's racist because they think Brazilian kids are speaking spanish.

  • @rafaellima83

    @rafaellima83

    7 жыл бұрын

    no prob mate :)

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