Seinfeld The Bizarro Jerry - Kramer gets a regular job

Kramer Takes Care of the Business. Disclaimer: this video doesn't belong to me, but to their authors, specifically Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, producers West Shapiro Production and Castle Rock Entertainment. The show has been originally broadcasted by NBC and it is distributed by Columbia Tristar. I only cut this sequence and translated it, as to serve my fellow Romanians, and to make a point for my articles in my blog at training-vanzari.ro. Therefore, it is for educational and information purposes only, not for a commercial benefit. More: once a cut is seen, the viewer is looking to see the whole movie, so it may act as an advertising stunt for the producer. Thank you, beforehand, for help and understanding.

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  • @kewrock
    @kewrock5 жыл бұрын

    Left out the best part. Sorry Kramer, we're gonna have to let you go. But I don't even work here. That's what makes this so difficult.

  • @leesonneville1817

    @leesonneville1817

    5 жыл бұрын

    lmfao

  • @JohnSmith-op1tc

    @JohnSmith-op1tc

    4 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/gWmMtpt8mcmvnLw.html

  • @stoneocean0065

    @stoneocean0065

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ya know that last part makes me wonder , does he know kramer didn't work for them officially but liked him because he helped the workplace environment, or does he not know and he just likes Kramer, but has to fire him anyway

  • @JamesSCrockett1

    @JamesSCrockett1

    4 жыл бұрын

    kewrock loved that part 🤣

  • @great1006

    @great1006

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thats in there

  • @kevinconnor6035
    @kevinconnor60352 жыл бұрын

    I love how Jerry says "It's 8:00 in the morning" like that's a ridiculous time for someone to be up eating breakfast.

  • @t.b.g.504

    @t.b.g.504

    Жыл бұрын

    He also has issues with someone having dinner at 4pm, 'the early bird special' his parents go to!

  • @matmcd

    @matmcd

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, it was Kramer making breakfast at 8 a.m. hahahaha

  • @stephanieweil583

    @stephanieweil583

    Жыл бұрын

    Keep in mind Jerry wouldn't keep "normal business hours" since he works in the entertainment business. Comedy clubs are open at night.

  • @KatiaKossiak

    @KatiaKossiak

    Жыл бұрын

    For an artist's schedule 8 am its bed time.

  • @AlphaQHard

    @AlphaQHard

    Жыл бұрын

    @@KatiaKossiak Odd sleeping hours lead to cancer city. Your body needs a good 8h rest at night (daytime sleep isnt as productive due to noise and light) to work properly

  • @btufail
    @btufail5 жыл бұрын

    "Jerry you know this is my busiest time of the year"!!!! "You've only been there 3 days"😂

  • @davidrynberk3675

    @davidrynberk3675

    4 жыл бұрын

    still laugh...classic

  • @peateargriffin7593

    @peateargriffin7593

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its your third day.

  • @AttilatheThrilla
    @AttilatheThrilla3 жыл бұрын

    The best part is how Jerry gets so lonely throughout the episode without him 😂

  • @couldntcareless2602

    @couldntcareless2602

    2 жыл бұрын

    This job is killing you,…. It’s killing US

  • @steverogers7601

    @steverogers7601

    2 жыл бұрын

    He becomes the neglected stay at home wife lol

  • @venomtang

    @venomtang

    Жыл бұрын

    @@couldntcareless2602 Heereee we go.......

  • @moviesignsol

    @moviesignsol

    9 ай бұрын

    KRAMER You cooked? JERRY [calm] I ordered in. It's still effort. KRAMER [in pain] Ow! Jeez! JERRY What's wrong? KRAMER {Ow!} It's my stomach. JERRY You're probably gettin' an ulcer. This job is killing you! It's killing Us. KRAMER [putting briefcase down] You know what? You're right. These reports, they can wait a couple of hours. Whadda say we go out tonight? Any place you want. JERRY The coffeeshop? KRAMER You got it, buddy. JERRY [pleased] I'll call George!

  • @CaptainCrunchOwns
    @CaptainCrunchOwns8 жыл бұрын

    Henceforth when people ask me what I do at my job, I have a ready answer: "TCB."

  • @humblebee02

    @humblebee02

    8 жыл бұрын

    Lmao I'm not the only one

  • @jlprizm

    @jlprizm

    7 жыл бұрын

    I also like to use George's tactic about looking annoyed at work. People really do think you're busy!

  • @timjthru

    @timjthru

    7 жыл бұрын

    If you read the subtitles it's actually 'AGT'

  • @KingShahJahan

    @KingShahJahan

    7 жыл бұрын

    AGT is Am Grija de Truburi

  • @efisgpr

    @efisgpr

    6 жыл бұрын

    timjthru LMAO the subtitles are in Romanian, bro. Seeing how the OP is writing in English.....as are you....how about we just say the TCB part in English too?😂

  • @danielsechristopher
    @danielsechristopher4 жыл бұрын

    Kramer at the bar is how everyone imagines themselves at a bar 😂

  • @dannyrichards6233

    @dannyrichards6233

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol 😂

  • @deepg7084

    @deepg7084

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dannyrichards6233 lol I'd just settle for having friends.

  • @stoneylonesome5826

    @stoneylonesome5826

    Жыл бұрын

    He was probably telling them the Bob Sacamano story.

  • @bobberry1463
    @bobberry14639 жыл бұрын

    i love how kramer being normal is still more funny then anything else on tv

  • @solunasunrise

    @solunasunrise

    6 жыл бұрын

    Working for free ISN´t normal ... x) ... just sayin

  • @drServitis

    @drServitis

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes work is its own reward. Why have we become so money hungry in this country???

  • @DocRunaway

    @DocRunaway

    5 жыл бұрын

    +solunasunrise, in the US it's becoming more and more normal.

  • @ToneLa

    @ToneLa

    5 жыл бұрын

    oh great, more politics - fuck off yanks, keep it to yourselves

  • @tiberiussempronious6252

    @tiberiussempronious6252

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ToneLa - Ha. Im American and i agree. Just watch the fucking show and laugh

  • @bbierman7
    @bbierman77 жыл бұрын

    "Some of us have to work in the morning" - Kramer

  • @venomtang

    @venomtang

    5 жыл бұрын

    Brendan Bierman what? What year is it? How long have I been asleep?

  • @joemckim1183

    @joemckim1183

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@venomtang Kramer is across the hall, he doesn't technically share a wall with Jerry not sure what he does in his apartment would be able to be heard by anyone else.

  • @dengueberries

    @dengueberries

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@joemckim1183 you for real?

  • @Marchautowerks

    @Marchautowerks

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joe McKim technically they do indeed share a wall, the live at the end of the hall jerrys bedroom and bathroom back up to jerrys apartment

  • @stagna1959

    @stagna1959

    4 жыл бұрын

    looks like taking care of business or doing nothing is popular in offices. It took some time to superiors to realize that Kramer is just having fun, he is not really doing anything useful

  • @avq5
    @avq53 жыл бұрын

    I love that Kramer was likely giving that presentation in an empty room.

  • @Leelicious1312
    @Leelicious13123 жыл бұрын

    The shot of him hanging out at the pub with the other workers is brilliant

  • @seanmulloy854

    @seanmulloy854

    2 жыл бұрын

    My favorite scene in the montage, for sure.

  • @PP-gy8gg

    @PP-gy8gg

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes shoutout to the midget with glasses peeping over.. giving it a shot 🥃

  • @crzzymnn911
    @crzzymnn9117 жыл бұрын

    I've watched every episode of Seinfeld at least 5 times and it NEVER gets old. I don't think another show will ever top it.

  • @Chrisbajs

    @Chrisbajs

    7 жыл бұрын

    Agreed.

  • @harrisonbrown7267

    @harrisonbrown7267

    5 жыл бұрын

    Five times? Them's rookie numbers.

  • @blabla-rg7ky

    @blabla-rg7ky

    5 жыл бұрын

    you gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers... I've been having the entire show on my HDD for over a decade and I'm watching 10-20 episodes each week. Been doing it since I've got the show on my HDD over a decade ago so you do the math.... "5 times" lol

  • @youtubemoderationtaskforce5583

    @youtubemoderationtaskforce5583

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jerry isn’t funny at all.. George is who makes the show funny.

  • @blabla-rg7ky

    @blabla-rg7ky

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think you've commented on the wrong clip :)

  • @Aginor27
    @Aginor276 жыл бұрын

    Them using this song a year later when George is faking being handicapped is good too.

  • @mikeg1378

    @mikeg1378

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ha George's stint at Play Now. He was riding a company issued scooter

  • @watso-007

    @watso-007

    4 жыл бұрын

    @aginor name of d song please

  • @trevorhsieh7029

    @trevorhsieh7029

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@watso-007 morning train

  • @watso-007

    @watso-007

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@trevorhsieh7029 thanks alot

  • @StephNuggs

    @StephNuggs

    4 жыл бұрын

    Classic Jugdish

  • @notthisguyagain8557
    @notthisguyagain85575 жыл бұрын

    Always loved the level of trust jerry has with Kramer, let’s him have unlimited access to his home with no restriction. Whilst everyone else had to knock to get in.

  • @URLYINGBRO

    @URLYINGBRO

    5 жыл бұрын

    Remember what Jerry said. "Were neighbors what's mine is yours." Lmao

  • @demetrasiountris8260

    @demetrasiountris8260

    4 жыл бұрын

    George and Elaine also had keys to Jerry's apartment. There's a scene were Jerry's parents are staying with him but Jerry isn't home, and Elaine unlocks the door and walks in. That's when she gets Helen to take a urine sample for her.

  • @notthisguyagain8557

    @notthisguyagain8557

    4 жыл бұрын

    Demetra Siountris that’s rare. She normally rings and jerry buzzes her in

  • @yellowblanka6058

    @yellowblanka6058

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love the opening where Kramer is in Jerry's apartment and progresses through a series of crazier events, spilling things, riding the bike on the wall through the apartment, arguing with a guy on the street and holding a tea party haha.

  • @bojandolinar1535

    @bojandolinar1535

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@yellowblanka6058 Yeah, one of my favourite Kramer moments. This was one of the last episodes in season 9.

  • @sixstanger00
    @sixstanger002 жыл бұрын

    _"How long have I been asleep? What year is it?"_ LMAO

  • @GyroLamb
    @GyroLamb7 жыл бұрын

    ''What year is it? How long was I asleep?'' Lmfao

  • @andrebrown4152

    @andrebrown4152

    6 жыл бұрын

    GyroLamb ... this episode was called “Bizarro Jerry” could’ve been “Man Hands” or “Kramer Gets a Job”

  • @brandondetroitfanmichaels4325

    @brandondetroitfanmichaels4325

    6 жыл бұрын

    André Brown only in a Bizarro world does Kramer ever work a 9-5! They got the name right lol

  • @MH-yj4qq

    @MH-yj4qq

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @prestonwhite116

    @prestonwhite116

    5 жыл бұрын

    25 years ago

  • @JonnyBoots2020

    @JonnyBoots2020

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s Coronaville

  • @mikeg1378
    @mikeg13786 жыл бұрын

    I love how its his first day at a job he doesn't really work at...and it ends drinking at a pub happy hour lol

  • @jacekicksass

    @jacekicksass

    3 жыл бұрын

    who wouldn't want to go drinking with kramer!

  • @kevinwooster3003

    @kevinwooster3003

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jacekicksass Especially if he’s gonna tell his pants story!

  • @kgisabeast
    @kgisabeast7 жыл бұрын

    I love how he just accepts the two guys pushing him back onto the subway

  • @robertgarcia7024

    @robertgarcia7024

    5 жыл бұрын

    Actually he wanted to get in.

  • @LOLLYPOPPE

    @LOLLYPOPPE

    5 жыл бұрын

    He is trying to get in. Isn’t it normal in the US to wait for people who are leaving the subway before entering it?

  • @artieghatavi416

    @artieghatavi416

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@LOLLYPOPPE I think that's the joke. Kramer, being Kramer, doesn't know subway etiquette.

  • @147258GS

    @147258GS

    5 жыл бұрын

    Artie Ghatavi that’s cause he’s never done peak hour

  • @yellowblanka6058

    @yellowblanka6058

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shows how clueless Kramer is, just how long it's been since he's worked, heh.

  • @JJ_5289
    @JJ_52892 жыл бұрын

    I work in a grocery warehouse where they play the same songs on rotation on a regular basis. Every day I hear "my baby takes the morning train" I laugh and think of this scene

  • @miltonbuu

    @miltonbuu

    Жыл бұрын

    Gotta keep your spirit up somehow 😸

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie

    @TheKitchenerLeslie

    Жыл бұрын

    Must be a Kroger. I always hear it in there and think of George going up the stairs at Play Now.

  • @The_October_Man

    @The_October_Man

    Жыл бұрын

    Same.

  • @milesfears

    @milesfears

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too! Every time I hear that song I "bust-a-gut!"

  • @kylemajerczyk8160

    @kylemajerczyk8160

    Жыл бұрын

    Same! I work in a grocery store though.

  • @the_david_w
    @the_david_w4 жыл бұрын

    I love it at 1:32 where he's eating his crackers, looking around the office, and kind of rocking back and forth in his chair. Just watching him is absolutely hilarious!!

  • @mobus1603

    @mobus1603

    Жыл бұрын

    That was his Kenny Rogers Roasters rock.

  • @trevorsanso32
    @trevorsanso322 жыл бұрын

    I love how when Kramer first gets off work he immediately goes to Jerry's apartment 😁🤣😂

  • @IIISentorIII
    @IIISentorIII4 жыл бұрын

    I'm 37 Now and watch this show every 1-2 Years from start to finish and i always laugh my ass off. It's just brilliant :)

  • @darkness2160

    @darkness2160

    4 жыл бұрын

    IIISentorIII same I’m 24

  • @IIISentorIII

    @IIISentorIII

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@darkness2160 :)

  • @PP-gy8gg

    @PP-gy8gg

    Жыл бұрын

    You sound like fun with a definite try new things ideology. Regards Coco the monkey 🐒

  • @IIISentorIII

    @IIISentorIII

    10 ай бұрын

    @@PP-gy8gg well he started it! 😁

  • @muttley9520
    @muttley95209 жыл бұрын

    It must cost Jerry a fortune having to supplement everyone for their food!

  • @TOKAGERO1

    @TOKAGERO1

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Muttley he earns '' that kind of money '' as a comedian, so he is ok

  • @rcnelson

    @rcnelson

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Muttley And washing their dishes, and getting awakened by the bums rattling around in the kitchen at all hours, and....

  • @jimmyboy131

    @jimmyboy131

    7 жыл бұрын

    But imagine if Kramer and his friends weren't in his life. Jerry would be BORED. He'd hate it. So really it's OK because they enrich his life. I mean if you had Kramer living across the hall, using your apartment like it was his, yeah you'd be annoyed and half the time you'd hate it, but really you'd be happy to have him in your life. Kinda.

  • @venomtang

    @venomtang

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think as a comedian it was like a gold source of material, so It paid off in the end for JerryJerry

  • @rayaqin

    @rayaqin

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jee Cee Productions logic: Multiple people leeching on a guy, stealing food from his fridge and randomly using his apartment for whatever they want, whenever they want. JCP: Oh that is outrageous. Poor guy. Multiple people leeching on a guy, stealing food from his fridge and randomly using his apartment for whatever they want, whenever they want, but he is jewish. JCP: Yeah thats okay.

  • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
    @chefboiardeeznutz98812 жыл бұрын

    I feel like Kramer is the most outgoing of all the characters. He literally just lives life to its fullest.

  • @Surfer041

    @Surfer041

    11 ай бұрын

    He's the least horrible of the four. George and Elaine are tge worst

  • @velocity1146
    @velocity11466 жыл бұрын

    1:21 LMAO he says "there's white here, but no green"

  • @zoacynic1365

    @zoacynic1365

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thats TCB

  • @flisko123

    @flisko123

    5 жыл бұрын

    haha never even listened to what he was saying lololo

  • @connormacleod7680

    @connormacleod7680

    5 жыл бұрын

    Probably seen this a dozen times, but could never really hear him! Too funny!

  • @moose7454

    @moose7454

    5 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @chapel66

    @chapel66

    5 жыл бұрын

    Now I hear it lol

  • @hmmmmmmminteresting
    @hmmmmmmminteresting Жыл бұрын

    I've been drifting aimlessly myself since COVID and not going to work every day. There's so much truth in here. One of the best

  • @CK-ky6ky
    @CK-ky6ky3 жыл бұрын

    Jerry is so amused by him. Its a show within the show 😀

  • @BabyBoomerChannel
    @BabyBoomerChannel5 жыл бұрын

    This, along with The Merv Griffin Set, and other episodes represent the surrealism of Seinfeld that helped make it so special.

  • @g_funkera6141
    @g_funkera61413 жыл бұрын

    "Oh and listen...could you keep it down to a low roar! Some of us have to work!" Hahaha what a idea by the writers to reverse Kramer's role as a working man for few days

  • @nyalltimothy

    @nyalltimothy

    2 жыл бұрын

    :)x💝

  • @crazychips123
    @crazychips1235 жыл бұрын

    I love how he laughs at his own jokes. He laughs the hardest

  • @WEBBER_
    @WEBBER_2 жыл бұрын

    Just like how he lights up the kettle to make sure Jerry gets up and sees what's going on. He doesn't sip on anything and eats his scrambled eggs piping hot. Kramer is the man.

  • @ziggytonumaa
    @ziggytonumaa2 жыл бұрын

    "Could you keep it down to a low roar - some of us have to work" Epic Kramer. Going to work, cooking at Jerry's, leaving a mess behind each time, crackers in the briefcase.

  • @musiconlyplease98
    @musiconlyplease985 жыл бұрын

    This show was pure genius..

  • @ericdaniel323
    @ericdaniel3235 жыл бұрын

    "You know this is my crazy time of year!" "You've been there three days!" Not in this clip, but my favorite part.

  • @tylerbushong3452
    @tylerbushong3452 Жыл бұрын

    Sad thing is, Kramer got more work done at his FAKE job than most coworkers I’ve had at LEGITIMATE jobs!

  • @paulblartmemecop7218

    @paulblartmemecop7218

    Жыл бұрын

    More than George at his time with the Yankees

  • @Russell_Rieckenberg

    @Russell_Rieckenberg

    Жыл бұрын

    @@paulblartmemecop7218 More than George at any of his jobs.

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood15646 жыл бұрын

    Thanks to this episode, any time someone asks me what I do at my job, I respond with "TCB, takin' care of business!"

  • @HasToPee
    @HasToPee2 жыл бұрын

    The way he says "crackers" on the way out gets me every time.

  • @joeski734

    @joeski734

    Жыл бұрын

    Yup. Great example of comic timing.

  • @clintjones9848
    @clintjones98482 жыл бұрын

    I feel like this, finishing my bachelor's in biz at age 36. Gonna try to get a job and have no idea what I'm doing lol.

  • @yaseen9044

    @yaseen9044

    2 жыл бұрын

    Being 36 and still having no idea what you're gonna do is a position I don't wanna be in.

  • @clintjones9848

    @clintjones9848

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's not what I said is it? I said I've chosen a career path, only don't understand all the material yet. Not I have no awareness to ever improve my standing.

  • @SP-mp9yi

    @SP-mp9yi

    2 жыл бұрын

    36 is the new 26 👍🏽 Don't worry about thing.

  • @gh9111

    @gh9111

    Жыл бұрын

    Just do it otherwise you'll be traveling down the boulevard of broken dreams.

  • @clintjones9848

    @clintjones9848

    Жыл бұрын

    ^ Yep haha.

  • @flexr642
    @flexr6424 жыл бұрын

    “TCB” I personally use this line all the time 😂

  • @vichedges8858

    @vichedges8858

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its Elvis's

  • @douglastracy9552
    @douglastracy95527 жыл бұрын

    "oh and listen,can you keep it down to a low roar.....some of us have to work in the morning"

  • @GhostlyJorg

    @GhostlyJorg

    4 жыл бұрын

    So Jerry and Elaine were still going at it at night in this episode?

  • @ricardosavagestrike
    @ricardosavagestrike Жыл бұрын

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the amount of work to set that 30-second montage of Kramer at his job?

  • @MrZangetsu468
    @MrZangetsu4686 жыл бұрын

    You don't sell the steak, you sell the "sizzle"..

  • @recheveste31

    @recheveste31

    5 жыл бұрын

    ima use this....LOL

  • @taylorgoetz7604

    @taylorgoetz7604

    2 жыл бұрын

    The... frizzle

  • @ellencarter8459
    @ellencarter84594 жыл бұрын

    "Some of us have to work" He had wanted to say that all his life

  • @OveBakken
    @OveBakken2 жыл бұрын

    There was a time when I knew every single dialog and monolog in Seinfeld by heart. Because I kept watching the entire series again, and again, and again .. Just a few seconds of any episode was enough to identify it immediately. And now just enough time has passed for me not to remember how every episode ended. Which means: I can watch it again! Woohoo!

  • @BeatlesLuvSoftKitty
    @BeatlesLuvSoftKitty9 жыл бұрын

    I'm Kramer when I eat a sleeve of Ritz.

  • @PANZERFAUST90

    @PANZERFAUST90

    4 жыл бұрын

    not figuratively?

  • @RiceGodKick
    @RiceGodKick5 жыл бұрын

    Adding TCB certified to my resume

  • @Kruppt808
    @Kruppt8085 жыл бұрын

    You know this my crazy time of the year! It's your 3rd day..........

  • @MrZola1234
    @MrZola12342 жыл бұрын

    The best part of this episode was when he gets fired, and he tells the guy that he doesn't really work there and the boss tells him that's why this is so difficult.

  • @dchittaz
    @dchittaz5 жыл бұрын

    “Could you keep it down to a low roar” 😂😂😂

  • @horsepower523
    @horsepower5237 жыл бұрын

    Kramer is my most favorite sit-com character of all-time. He's just so funny, cool and charismatic. I wish I could be like him.

  • @nultari1

    @nultari1

    7 жыл бұрын

    hexagon523 be 6'4

  • @horsepower523

    @horsepower523

    7 жыл бұрын

    Nultari Well I'm 6'2" ...almost there lol :)

  • @Sothpawman

    @Sothpawman

    7 жыл бұрын

    He's 6'3

  • @fdannn6926

    @fdannn6926

    6 жыл бұрын

    He has a thin lanky frame though so it makes him appear even taller.

  • @fdannn6926

    @fdannn6926

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol "why do you think he never had his own show like Jerry Seinfeld" you can literally say that about 99% of all actors and actresses who were on TV shows in their careers. Just because someone is on a TV show as a main character it doesn't mean they'll go on to have their own show you moron. You don't hear about him for the same reason you don't hear about Jason Alexander (George) or all the other Seinfeld characters, they're older now and at the end stages of their careers, I mean he's like 70 now. Lol wow you're an idiot.

  • @dayra6425
    @dayra64255 жыл бұрын

    He's never worked so everything he's saying and doing is what he thinks he's suppose to say as the working man.. including the scotch with ice at the end

  • @joemckim1183

    @joemckim1183

    5 жыл бұрын

    Probably good for him that Mad Men started afterwards or he'd be drinking even more during the work day.

  • @TheLocalLt

    @TheLocalLt

    3 жыл бұрын

    That… that was the joke…

  • @MrBoz07

    @MrBoz07

    3 жыл бұрын

    Actually he used to work at a bagel shop until they went on strike.

  • @pepsiguy52883
    @pepsiguy528833 жыл бұрын

    I love how he left his dirty dishes on Jerry’s counter top lol

  • @quackman

    @quackman

    2 жыл бұрын

    and then his dirty clothes

  • @spacepopeXIV
    @spacepopeXIV3 жыл бұрын

    I love how later on in the episode they bicker to each other like a married couple. Comedy gold.

  • @jali4000
    @jali40004 жыл бұрын

    A few years ago I applied for a job doing back office work for a big box retailer but was offered a position in sales that I was woefully unqualified for. For some reason I took it and I always thought of this scene every time I would come in, actively avoid talking to customers, bullshitting them about the differences between ovens and vacuum cleaners that I didn't know when they did talk to me, doing nothing but looking through the catalog, pretending to straighten up my area and talking to my co-workers, raking in the training pay for a month until they rightfully fired me.

  • @coasteyscoasteys4150

    @coasteyscoasteys4150

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fickle Haha

  • @PP-gy8gg

    @PP-gy8gg

    Жыл бұрын

    And now you're the president of the USA

  • @Danny-ju2ip
    @Danny-ju2ip3 жыл бұрын

    2:08 when he tries to be cool drinking the scotch after his workday lmfao

  • @rdgurule
    @rdgurule2 жыл бұрын

    That gasp after swigging back the Johnny Walker black gets me every time 🥃😵‍💫

  • @abhinayt
    @abhinayt3 жыл бұрын

    Seinfeld has arguably three of the best TV characters of all time: George, Kramer, and Elaine. George for being unapologetically self loathing and lying to get by. Kramer for his physical comedy and happy go lucky approach. And Elaine's character because of how ahead of times it is in American TV.

  • @Tmanaz480

    @Tmanaz480

    2 жыл бұрын

    And ironically, the standup comedian is usually the straight man to the others.

  • @kewrock
    @kewrock5 жыл бұрын

    To Jerry Seinfeld, 8AM is the crack of dawn.

  • @mariogamefreak1

    @mariogamefreak1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its like he barley works

  • @jasonmatthew9194

    @jasonmatthew9194

    4 жыл бұрын

    To the unemployed/underemployed, entertainers and such yeah, 8am is early

  • @SplinterAce

    @SplinterAce

    2 жыл бұрын

    Seinfeld was a night owl.

  • @tmrevenge
    @tmrevenge7 жыл бұрын

    the Kramer character was fantastic

  • @michaelgoff4504
    @michaelgoff4504 Жыл бұрын

    The boss only appears briefly, but he's got some good lines. "It's almost as if you don't have any business training at all."

  • @Rackitdownnow
    @Rackitdownnow11 ай бұрын

    Something about Kramer, trying to mimic the functions of living a normal life is so entertaining.

  • @maravilla1992
    @maravilla19925 жыл бұрын

    love it when Kramer gets a drink with his work buddies

  • @elgamerpenca
    @elgamerpenca5 жыл бұрын

    Since watching this scene, I always hear "Morning Train" in my head when in the subway lol

  • @danielzimmy69

    @danielzimmy69

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too! Lol.

  • @Mrtraveler01

    @Mrtraveler01

    2 жыл бұрын

    Everytime I hear that song on the radio, this scene plays in my head

  • @peterbulloch4328
    @peterbulloch43282 жыл бұрын

    This is one of my favourite episodes, later on Jerry acts like the forgotten housewife at home waiting for the husband to come home from working back late every night and being resentful.

  • @maureensantiago449
    @maureensantiago4492 жыл бұрын

    One of the greatest sideshow actors of his time. He stole the show more often than not. Underrated talent.

  • @alanrogs3990

    @alanrogs3990

    2 жыл бұрын

    Him and Don Knotts

  • @mrloop1530

    @mrloop1530

    11 ай бұрын

    No, he's highly rated.

  • @mr.boobania

    @mr.boobania

    5 ай бұрын

    Legendary talent!

  • @cazeycroland4
    @cazeycroland45 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite bits ever. He was just being an normal dude and it was still funny

  • @psmith85channel5
    @psmith85channel57 жыл бұрын

    It's almost as if you have no business training at all

  • @yellowblanka6058

    @yellowblanka6058

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Well.....just tryin' to get ahead"

  • @cottonballs2776

    @cottonballs2776

    4 жыл бұрын

    But I don't even really work here..that's what make this so difficult

  • @BigBadJerryRogers

    @BigBadJerryRogers

    4 жыл бұрын

    You don't need business training to be a CEO, you just need to be able to manipulate people. Look at Trump. Great business mind? Hell no. Great manipulator? Yep.

  • @BigBadJerryRogers

    @BigBadJerryRogers

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Sam Crubish Boy you sure told me. Don't worry, I'm sure Trump will start doing those rallies for you again soon, that should make you feel better.

  • @BigBadJerryRogers

    @BigBadJerryRogers

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Sam Crubish But you were fine when it was a government led by Trump's executive orders, right hypocrite? Slog off. Nobody cares.

  • @Kruppt808
    @Kruppt8086 жыл бұрын

    This job is killing you, it's killing us! Elaine is off in the bizarro world, George only calls when he needs something, I'm sitting home alone with dinner that was for..... 2. You cooked? I ordered out, still takes effort.

  • @boggeshzahim3713

    @boggeshzahim3713

    5 жыл бұрын

    I relate to this episode so much, that's life

  • @justadudeintheworldman.120

    @justadudeintheworldman.120

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ain’t that the truth

  • @tobaliciousholland12

    @tobaliciousholland12

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love the way Jerry plays that line. Like the bored housewife complaining to her workaholic husband. What's amazing about Seinfeld is that every character could in one episode be incredibly suave, confident, sophisticated, or generous, and then in another episode and context be completely neurotic, ignorant, selfish or helpless. In almost all other shows, especially sitcoms, each character has a very fixed role and identity.

  • @jenniferadams7582
    @jenniferadams7582 Жыл бұрын

    This was probably one of my favorite Kramer moments. Close 2nd is turning his apartment into the Merv Griffin Show

  • @y3ee3e
    @y3ee3e3 жыл бұрын

    Kramer looks good in a suit

  • @damonsalvatore3222
    @damonsalvatore32223 жыл бұрын

    No show will ever make me laugh so genuinely

  • @randomhero456
    @randomhero4565 жыл бұрын

    If I don’t get those done by 9, I’m toast. ::pehhheeii:: Kills me every time 😂😂

  • @HigHrvatski
    @HigHrvatski4 жыл бұрын

    "Forget my briefcase" "What you got in there" "Crakers" "😏"

  • @marwennaceur530
    @marwennaceur5308 жыл бұрын

    1:40 he looks like he heard the funniest joke ever told...

  • @jons5205

    @jons5205

    7 жыл бұрын

    marwen naceur Kramer is so stupid:D

  • @LeoWhalen1933

    @LeoWhalen1933

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jons5205 your stupid.

  • @geitekop507

    @geitekop507

    5 жыл бұрын

    I believe he's the one who told it

  • @mr.skeptical3071

    @mr.skeptical3071

    4 жыл бұрын

    Goodfellas can't even beat that joke scene!

  • @stixnfeet7818

    @stixnfeet7818

    4 жыл бұрын

    And what’s with that woman’s head with the glasses on behind the partition?

  • @MountainMan.
    @MountainMan.6 жыл бұрын

    When he loses the subway battle it's like he gives up and let's the human current wash him out to sea

  • @joepermenter7228

    @joepermenter7228

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's exactly what happens!

  • @drunkweebmarine9492
    @drunkweebmarine9492 Жыл бұрын

    Him cleaning his shoes from the water cooler is absurd and funny

  • @biomed007
    @biomed0072 жыл бұрын

    - Did you notice lately that Ive been drifting aimlessly? - Now that you mention it...

  • @Arshquam
    @Arshquam6 жыл бұрын

    I know there's lots of contenders, but this really is one of the best Seinfeld episodes....

  • @fromthehaven94

    @fromthehaven94

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ghoopty The Susie is not one of them.

  • @Arshquam

    @Arshquam

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Betrayal might be one of my least favorite. Kinda gimmicky with the backwards stuff.

  • @richardsiciliano7117
    @richardsiciliano71175 жыл бұрын

    I love that they have him giving a oral report at work. What in God's name could he be talking about?

  • @Ashish-fm1rp

    @Ashish-fm1rp

    5 жыл бұрын

    "white here, but no green"

  • @TheConservativeHippie

    @TheConservativeHippie

    4 жыл бұрын

    That would be so interesting not boring for sure.

  • @1jackvalley580
    @1jackvalley58010 ай бұрын

    Kramer is hilarious 😂 always thinking that Jerry's apartment is his, and even funnier is that Jerry lets Kramer use it like it's his❤❤

  • @charlesearle8414
    @charlesearle84147 жыл бұрын

    This was the best episode ever.

  • @GalaxyJazzGirl
    @GalaxyJazzGirl3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone loves Richards in Seinfeld. He's like a big brother. :)

  • @rickrose5377
    @rickrose53776 жыл бұрын

    And they were able to find Kramer and hire him because of ZipRecruiter!

  • @outdoorfanatics4596
    @outdoorfanatics45963 жыл бұрын

    I just watched this episode randomly today. *KZread knows*

  • @JahBreed
    @JahBreed3 жыл бұрын

    I like how sitcoms are geared to relate to people who not working while remaining comfortably afloat is normal.

  • @Alwaystuned
    @Alwaystuned13 жыл бұрын

    @mjeedan Seinfeld is the best show ever. It never gets old and will never be topped.

  • @Keepitride

    @Keepitride

    6 жыл бұрын

    Or - good forever.

  • @tonysnow4494

    @tonysnow4494

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alwaystuned hi 9 year old comment

  • @xaviercardenas2821
    @xaviercardenas28215 жыл бұрын

    He was acting a fool at the bar 😂😂

  • @mwloos1
    @mwloos1 Жыл бұрын

    I love how it’s his third day and he’s already at happy hours with his work friends

  • @juanez8
    @juanez84 жыл бұрын

    I worked on a project with a manager just like Kramer ... he was the wildest guy I ever met

  • @PP-gy8gg

    @PP-gy8gg

    Жыл бұрын

    More please. Regards from Australia

  • @Michael-fw5ef
    @Michael-fw5ef5 жыл бұрын

    Seinfeld was the best show ever! Kramer is one of a Kind!

  • @gmonroy852
    @gmonroy8528 жыл бұрын

    I always wondered how Kramer paid his rent

  • @BAGAKOOS

    @BAGAKOOS

    8 жыл бұрын

    most likely hes a small time pot dealer.. makes sense when you think about it

  • @DKong100

    @DKong100

    7 жыл бұрын

    H.E. Pennypacker

  • @TheRequ1em

    @TheRequ1em

    7 жыл бұрын

    In the episode ""The Visa"" George mentions that Kramer ''fell ass backward into money'' whatever that means

  • @GreyOverlord74

    @GreyOverlord74

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, considering all of Kramer's schemes to get big money always fail in the series. Maybe he got a ton of money from his coffee table book about coffee tables

  • @MechaRodzilla69

    @MechaRodzilla69

    7 жыл бұрын

    you don't need money when you're that charismatic

  • @theo9811
    @theo98112 жыл бұрын

    "Some of us have to work in the morning." That's me!

  • @frankburns8871
    @frankburns88716 жыл бұрын

    Definitely the Bizarro World. The real Kramer doesn't wear watches; he goes by the sun.

  • @jaslynkingston7533
    @jaslynkingston75335 жыл бұрын

    LOL!!!! I needed to laugh today😂 LOVE THIS SHOW

  • @simonetanzi5103
    @simonetanzi51036 жыл бұрын

    "How long have I been asleep? What year is it??"

  • @mangmerciless9606
    @mangmerciless96063 жыл бұрын

    Kramer laughing at the restaurant table is hilarious.

  • @bassbeardiful
    @bassbeardiful2 жыл бұрын

    I think it's adorable that Kramer is cooking breakfast in someone else's house and they are just like " you're going to work?". ha

  • @Devilknight.
    @Devilknight.8 жыл бұрын

    someone needs to make a gif for that laugh

  • @Devilknight.

    @Devilknight.

    8 жыл бұрын

    +rash s wow, I don't belive someone actually gone and made it. thank you very much !

  • @starcrafter13terran
    @starcrafter13terran5 жыл бұрын

    I once told someone I would do this if I hit the lottery when asked what I would do. I would get hired at jobs, do them horribly, get fired, and make a huge scene as i left. F the rules!

  • @sunnysunny5254

    @sunnysunny5254

    4 жыл бұрын

    I am doing those without lotteries 😂

  • @CarlosMendez-lv8hl

    @CarlosMendez-lv8hl

    4 жыл бұрын

    And get fired for what George got fired for at his stint with Pendant Publishing

  • @JonnyBoots2020

    @JonnyBoots2020

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’m still collecting unemployment

  • @Chrisman77

    @Chrisman77

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don't need a lottery for that. I get fired all the time lol

  • @megancarter6866
    @megancarter68664 жыл бұрын

    Jerry has an absurd amount of cereal in his cupboards.

  • @nordiccafe6435
    @nordiccafe64354 жыл бұрын

    I saw the Romanian subtitles and instantly smiled. Didnt expect to see that. Brought back good memories of my visit to Brasov. Multumesc.