Jackie Chiles perfect attorney
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All the scenes with Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld."Chiles is a parody of famed attorney Johnnie Cochran; both are bespectacled, mustachioed, well-dressed, African American lawyers with the same initials and penchants for grandiose vocabulary" (from wiki).
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Jackie’s performance was astonishing, considerable, substantial, ouuuuuutstanding.
@saelhernandez2389
2 жыл бұрын
He wound up becoming famous, iconic, renowned
@judywright4241
2 жыл бұрын
I LOVE hearing him say ‘balm’ a dozen times😆
@thomaspsanzi8947
2 жыл бұрын
"God Bless Jackie Chiles & God Rest His Soul in Peace!"
@brizzle3903
2 жыл бұрын
I wanted to meet Dr. Bison and Susie 🤣
@nthgth
2 жыл бұрын
@@brizzle3903 what if Susie is Elaine moonlighting as a legal assistant?
30 years later and you still cant take your own drink to the movies! it's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
@guguigugu
3 жыл бұрын
@@loganhelle594 its a clear violation of your rights as a consumer!
@hufficag
3 жыл бұрын
They do offer 2 free cups of coffee at the movie theatre. Which for a 10PM showing, and you've got work the next day, is weird. Who drinks coffee at a movie theatre anyways?
@michaelr3583
3 жыл бұрын
You can't go to the movies at all!. Its a travesty, calamity, profanity
@lahondafolk4334
3 жыл бұрын
And if your date invites you up for coffee after 11, it's not for coffee.
@pragneshshah1048
3 жыл бұрын
It's definitely preposterous
Kramer's stupidity vs Jackie's lawyer expertise is the sitcom equivalent to an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.
@manu144x
Жыл бұрын
Perfect way of framing it :))
@najn2372
Жыл бұрын
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@JarrettMazza
4 ай бұрын
Would have have been a great spin off imo. Kramer'n'Chiles. One scopes out potential cases and the other does his best to defend it. Total missed opportunity.
@balice806
2 ай бұрын
😆😄
@samrendranath
17 күн бұрын
Awesome phrase
"the mans a goblin" LOL that is the best Jackie line ever
@axelkusanagi4139
2 жыл бұрын
And he's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.
@marthar4983
2 жыл бұрын
- "Tobacco company turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible' twisted' freak!!' And ending in- "Jackie is cashing in on your wretched disfigurement." LMAO!!😂
@seekerofsouls74
2 жыл бұрын
Haha lmao this thread!!!!!😝😝😝
@spaceman5734
22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 who could love me😂😂😂
I wish Jackie Chiles had his own sitcom.
@arturs2436
3 жыл бұрын
Far i have read there was a plan to make a sort of spin-off with him has the star. But nothing came of it and NBC executives have claimed that a pilot or else was never discussed with them.
@TheGreat-or3hp
3 жыл бұрын
A spinoff
@antonnurwald5700
3 жыл бұрын
Well, we have Better call Saul, so win some lose some
@julbarrier
3 жыл бұрын
Netflix and Chiles
@julbarrier
3 жыл бұрын
Let him be played by keegan Micheal Key!
I was a trial attorney for 41 years. This man is priceless.
@RyanSmith-wo2pi
3 жыл бұрын
Know what I'm saying dawg
@joshlevin3322
3 жыл бұрын
He’s the man
@lukastaylor9544
3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@jordandangelo180
3 жыл бұрын
How would you surmise his closing argument about there being no such thing as a guilty bystander and by standers by definition are innocent. I thought with a few tweaks that would make a great closing argument minus the comedy written in.
@Madara2B
3 жыл бұрын
think i got a case against Big tech, They wont take my data, Jackie have my rights be violated?
Phil Morris's performance as Jackie Chiles was astounding, outrageous, resplendent and amazing.
@raddastronaut
11 ай бұрын
Such a coincidence if only In name he’s going after the tobacco industry. 😂
@SoothingSounds-kq6yg
10 ай бұрын
Yeah, that's right.
@YD-uq5fi
10 ай бұрын
Also grandiloquent.
@whidoineedthis
9 ай бұрын
I thought his name was really Jackie Chiles
@rubbernun66
6 ай бұрын
This comment is outrageous, agredious, and preposterous.
'"Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak. 😂😂😂
@thomaspsanzi8947
2 жыл бұрын
"Cramer,"Look Away, I'm Hidious!"
@roland7584
2 жыл бұрын
Rugged? The man's a goblin.
@keithbrown8814
2 ай бұрын
"Disgusting".....
@spaceman5734
22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 who could love me?…😂😂😂
@ruthortiz9395
22 күн бұрын
@@spaceman5734 🤣. Hilarious.
The funny thing is that Jackie would win every case were Kramer not an idiot.
@Kanuck1818
4 жыл бұрын
Truth
@karldahlberg6785
4 жыл бұрын
That's his backstory, he won everything except his cases with Kramer xD
@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731
4 жыл бұрын
@@karldahlberg6785 👍🏽
@matthillegas3099
4 жыл бұрын
So true
@vikkinicholson2300
4 жыл бұрын
lots of things would not happen if Kramer was not an idiot.
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.
@jackswift1444
8 жыл бұрын
+leafyutube That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
@keithwilson6060
7 жыл бұрын
Jack Swift Flaunting society's conventions.
@matthew-m
6 жыл бұрын
It was *flouting society's conventions
@mbelma6329
6 жыл бұрын
Haha love it
@Theo0x89
5 жыл бұрын
That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable.
Poor old Jackie, he was probably doing OK until he met Kramer! 😂
@seppukumouse8005
2 жыл бұрын
Half of Kramer cases were settled out of court. He won those essentially. His name was on the front cover of the NY times so he is still seen as a good lawyer. Correction not the NY times.
@danielwaugh2215
Жыл бұрын
@@seppukumouse8005 he was always on the brink of winning a case until Kramer messes it up
@mvpmvp2980
Жыл бұрын
his vacation was restful, resplendent, magnificent!
@YD-uq5fi
10 ай бұрын
They had to have him hook up with Sidra as compensation.
@hawkeye5955
3 ай бұрын
@@YD-uq5fi: He lost another case but he won some spectacular assets.
“Suzie, call Dr Bison.” He handles everything. 😂
@Justice_Hammer
2 жыл бұрын
Tell him it’s for me
@KoRnBaL19
3 ай бұрын
Dr. Bison, Jackie's crooked MD😂
This guy was hilarious. The chemistry between him and Kramer was gold. Gold Jerry, Gold!
@Usualeclectic
3 жыл бұрын
“Ok Bania”
@darylkabasele3568
3 жыл бұрын
Maya o
@Mba54
3 жыл бұрын
Luv this duo😀.
@AttilatheThrilla
3 жыл бұрын
Strange thing knowing Michael was such a racist 🤷♂️
@hanimani5596
3 жыл бұрын
BEST character
The secondary characters make the show. Jackie's one of them.
@danieldougan269
8 жыл бұрын
+Grow me something mister! That would have been awesome!
@ryderwashington4199
8 жыл бұрын
+Serbian Space Marines One secondary character made such an impact without ever appearing on the screen. Who is it?
@danieldougan269
8 жыл бұрын
+Ryder Washington I'll say George Steinbrenner.
@ryderwashington4199
8 жыл бұрын
Daniel Dougan Technically he was on screen, they just didn't show his face. I'll give you another shot, there's an even bigger character that never appeared on screen.
@danieldougan269
8 жыл бұрын
+Ryder Washington Superman?
The Jackie Chiles actor is Phil Morris, the son of Greg Morris, of Mission Impossible fame. Great satire of Johnny Cochran type attorney.
@normankelley
3 жыл бұрын
That's Greg Morris's son? Wow!
@ARIZJOE
2 жыл бұрын
Wonderful life story, isn't it? Great satire of the treacherous Cochran. I'll give Johnnie credit though, at the barbershop he recognized Phil Morris and took it good-naturedly.
@32mybelle
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly! A satire of Johnny Cochran.
@JustinCase99999
2 жыл бұрын
And he played the son of his dad's character in the Mission Impossible sequel they made in the 80s. A serious role so unlike this one!
@RJFPme
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you ! I loved Greg Morris in MIP .
"It's OUTRAGEOUS,EGREGIOUS,PREPOSTEROUS!" .. the way he puts so much emotion emphasizing those words makes this scene 100× funnier 😂
@normalposter6072
2 жыл бұрын
Lying and laughing.. innocent bystanders.. restful resplendent and magnificent..
@mid-eighties
2 жыл бұрын
It's definitely preposterous.🤣
@roguesheep3083
2 жыл бұрын
Many things are, though. Why i say it.
@davidjames1684
Жыл бұрын
@@mid-eighties I don't even think Kramer knows what that word means.
"Jackie's going to cash in on your wretched disfigurement" Classic line.
@IamGenoBlack
2 жыл бұрын
The man's a goblin
@bozak2320
2 жыл бұрын
@@IamGenoBlack lmao
@Ser_Arthur_Dayne
Жыл бұрын
AND THEY *made* THE TOP!!! YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE TOP, *DID YOU??!* LMFAOOOOO
@michaelflowers2970
9 ай бұрын
"Nothing left but a shrunken head!"🤣
@paul340mopar
8 ай бұрын
This video missed one of the Best Classic Lines from this episode....." Your Face, is my Case"
"I am shocked and chagrined. Mortified and stupefied!"
@vikkinicholson2300
4 жыл бұрын
who told you to put the cheese on, ....did I tell you to put the cheese on....?
@terryogletree2128
4 жыл бұрын
" You know what a balm does "
@Denthedragon
3 жыл бұрын
You people with the cheese. It never ends.
Phil Morris does an INCREDIBLE job playing Jackie Chiles. I really wish he was in more episodes.
@diatonicdelirium1743
2 ай бұрын
It's all the more memorable this way. And he gets Terri "real and spectecular" Hatcher in the end!
"You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on! Why'd you put the balm on?" My favorite Jackie's part... Lmao
@albundy6008
Жыл бұрын
"Oh, so a meistro tells you to put the balm on, and you do it?"
Jackie Chiles Attorney at Law would have made a great spinoff!
@MarkAntney
8 жыл бұрын
+3dartistguy For at least One Season but after that; him being the centerpiece would get stale. Maybe having Krammer or George work for him could stretch it to two seasons? I can't name a Guest Character, on any show close to what he did, for that many episodes?
@enthusia492
7 жыл бұрын
I've always thought "The Adventures of J. Peterman" would make a fun spinoff.
@bluebear1985
7 жыл бұрын
At one point there were plans for a spinoff, but unfortunately those talks didn't get too far.
@3dartistguy
7 жыл бұрын
i think that it would since Johnnie Cochan was such a controversial figure.
@andrewvazquez4683
5 жыл бұрын
3dartistguy, 👍🏼👍🏼😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jackie Chiles has restored my faith in the judicial system.
@tavoiaiono7885
4 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha just one of my many public humiiillliations...
"You don't have to help anybody that's what this country is all about" 😂😂😂😂
@OlgaSmirnova1
2 ай бұрын
Haaaaaaaaaa
Jackie's fast talking, his delivery, everything about him is perfect, the guy was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“The most public yet of my many humiliations” I just crack up at that line.
@tavoiaiono7885
4 жыл бұрын
hahaha no matter how many times Kramer embarrasses him they always have one more case.........hahaha
@thomaspsanzi8947
2 жыл бұрын
@@tavoiaiono7885 "His "Kramer's" Face Was His Case in The Tobacco Lawsuit Case, So You Never Know!" "GOD BLESS HIM!" "REST IN PEACE JACKIE CHILES!"
@FernandoIfillRuiz
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@45doctors27
Жыл бұрын
That's the best line in the entire series.
13 minutes of screen time. 13 minutes. But damn what a character!
@angelopellicci179
3 жыл бұрын
Well they left some scenes out like in the finale when he said to Elaine “you always lookin good.”
@neboknenim9429
3 жыл бұрын
@@angelopellicci179 ur 1 fine sexy lady
@imanf3882
2 жыл бұрын
He’s in the finale too
The chemistry between Kramer and Chiles is spot on!!
@najn2372
Жыл бұрын
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"She was flouting..." - "It's lewd, salacious, outrageous."
“A bra is supposed to fit right up next to the skin! Like a glove!” These re-runs never get old 😂
@frankeinstein1
3 жыл бұрын
NEVER!!”
@SueP-D
3 жыл бұрын
@@frankeinstein1 Jackie Chiles is my hero!
@jf752
2 жыл бұрын
Kramer really messed up with this one
@SueP-D
2 жыл бұрын
@Peter L Right! And Jackie Chiles was supposed to be Johnnie Cochran 😂. Seinfeld was the best!
@sriramkuravi
2 жыл бұрын
I've been practicing law for 25 years.. you're listening to a Caddy... 😂😂😂
Who told you to read these comments? I didn’t tell you to read these comments!
@nomaanalwi9495
3 жыл бұрын
The Maestro did!
@OldCouches
3 жыл бұрын
The Who?!
@tigerroselili5765
3 жыл бұрын
@@OldCouches Gold baby!
@slowas-hell7933
3 жыл бұрын
@@nomaanalwi9495 so a maestro tells u to read and you just read hugh.
@ryansyler8847
3 жыл бұрын
These comments are outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
Probably the only guest actor who could steal the scene from Michael Richard’s. So good.
@tomreed-oe7hi
Ай бұрын
Why do you bring up such senseless nonsense. Its not a friggin competition
@ghostdogzx-1474
Ай бұрын
@@tomreed-oe7hi bro, you good? Quite bent out all out of shape over a 3 month old innocuous comment. Take a deep breath. I’ll walk you thru this.
@Rob-metoo527
22 күн бұрын
No, the Spanish guys were even better.
Jackie Chiles, Mickey, Frank Costanza, David Puddy. All unbelievable supporting characters
@AndreaAustoni
Жыл бұрын
That's right!
@daverogers5609
2 ай бұрын
Stan the caddy
@freddyfudd253
Ай бұрын
Don't forget Newman.
@FathomlessJoy
15 күн бұрын
Mr. Peterman
@beingsshepherd
14 күн бұрын
Library Cop.
"You ain't gotta help anybody!, that's what this country's all about!"- the great Jackie Chile's. 😂 🔥 🔥 🔥.
@TheGreat-or3hp
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@abstract5249
Жыл бұрын
He's not even wrong. America is notorious around the world for its lack of social welfare compared to other developed nations, calling even the slightest bit of public service, "communism".
Man this guy is the BEST minor character in the entire show.
@michelangelobuonarroti916
4 жыл бұрын
J. Peterman character was good, too.
@joeheid2776
4 жыл бұрын
Soup Nazi?
@nickdidomizio7328
4 жыл бұрын
The best Mark, the best.
@nickdidomizio7328
4 жыл бұрын
@@joeheid2776 Soup Nazi didn't reoccur though
@joeheid2776
4 жыл бұрын
@@nickdidomizio7328 I sorta thought that after I commented. I'm changing to Puddy.
Not only was Jackie super funny, his suits were always outstanding!!
The rapid blinking whenever he gets agitated is the icing on the cake
@totalbliss1
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! You you can tell his wheels were spinning. 🤣🤣
This dude went in there and slammed it like he was part of the regular cast. He made it look so easy, but it can’t have been. The show and principal cast were already riding high and running a very well-oiled hit machine. I marvel at guest actors like this. They can inhabit and own any stage they’re placed on. Be it for two minutes’ screen time, or throughout an arc of episodes.
@cheongyei
2 жыл бұрын
Guest stars like Jackie and Sue Ellen in the same episode, or Jackie and Teri Hatcher.....awesome casting choices.....and two women from Desperate Housewives.
@malloryg4251
2 жыл бұрын
I completely agree! The casting directors on Seinfeld had an amazing ability to hire phenomenal actors that could perfectly capture any character. David Puddy, the Soup Nazi, Russell Dalrymple, Mickey Abbott- all fantastic characters, but Jackie Chiles remains my all-time fav ; )
@J_Braz_
2 жыл бұрын
That's a deep observation you present.
@thomaspsanzi8947
2 жыл бұрын
@@malloryg4251 "THE CASTING OF ALL OF THESE ACTORS, COMEDIANS, & CHARACTERS WAS SIMPLY GENIUS, SPECTACULAR, YET IT WAS ALL BASED ABOUT NOTHING , IMAGINE THAT!"
@thomaspsanzi8947
2 жыл бұрын
@@malloryg4251 😠😍😘😚😙
This guy is facetious,humorous, hilarious.😂😂😂
@MrEaglescout3
Жыл бұрын
He is hilarious 😂
@CorePathway
Жыл бұрын
….and churlish
I almost wish they would’ve done a spin off TV show about Jackie Chiles. Would have been fantastic! Stupendous, outrageous!
The oj Simpson reference was just genius
@CookedOnions
3 жыл бұрын
LIKE A GLOVE
@malloryg4251
2 жыл бұрын
I didn't get that reference years ago when I was a teenager, but now I can appreciate how brilliant it is!
I'll definitely hire Jackie Chiles as my attorney and I'll never screw it up like Kramer
@AndrewKwabula
6 жыл бұрын
Daniel, you seem to be prone to "I will take it" syndrome, lol.
@DinaraTengri
5 жыл бұрын
Just make sure you don't put the balm on !
@1112viggo
4 жыл бұрын
@@DinaraTengriYou put the balm on? who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on? why did you put the balm on!? Have you ever seen a balm? Did you read the instructions? No one can tell what a balm is gonna do they are unpredictable!
@vikkinicholson2300
4 жыл бұрын
the guy was epitome of perfect attorney you want behind you in court.
@eatfastnoodle
4 жыл бұрын
that's exactly what Kramer would have said
"Where the hell did you get that balm anyway?" "The Maestro" "DA WHO?!"
@gullybop1695
3 жыл бұрын
LOL!!
@tcooch07
3 жыл бұрын
I almost spit my drink out when I read this
@derp8575
3 жыл бұрын
@Nicole Renee Nah, homegirl. He said Da who? Fo shizzle. Ya dig? Catch you on the flip-flop.
@christophermccoy5724
3 жыл бұрын
🔥
@greatwhitebite4584
2 жыл бұрын
Do you know what a balm is? Have you ever seen a balm? Noone can tell what a balm can do.
What is amazing about this show is there were many funny secondary characters that made you wish they appeared in every episode.Jackie Chiles is my favourite.
@user-vx3uo6hc8j
Жыл бұрын
I agree. Newman is also a great supporting character
@NEWz206
Жыл бұрын
Definitely.Newman is one of the best in the show.
The comedic chemistry between Jackie and Kramer is incredible
"I've been practicing law for 25 years ... YOU LISTENIN' TO A CADDY!!?!?!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
@patgogan7324
6 жыл бұрын
"A bras gotta fit up against a persons skin...LIKE A GLOVE!!"
@arturs2436
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah a irony of the Glove try on
@tavoiaiono7885
5 жыл бұрын
This is the most public yet of my many humiliations. hahahaha
@ranelgallardo7031
5 жыл бұрын
My favorite line by this character
@cjay4152
4 жыл бұрын
How much do you make if you don't mind me asking?
I came to learn adjectives.
@angelicavega9361
6 жыл бұрын
Outrageous.
@MAJIN_MAGIC
4 жыл бұрын
You're so Articulate
@l34l
4 жыл бұрын
That's egregious
@jgreico11
4 жыл бұрын
Preposterous
@jmz2144
4 жыл бұрын
Scrumptious, delicious, outstanding!
Jackie deserves a series for himself.
Jackie Chiles, the greatest and funniest ambulance chaser in the history of television.
Jackie Chiles was one of the best characters on the show. He was always funny. Johnny Cochran from another dimension.
@The_Lucent_Archangel
3 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cochran + Legal Lee from Saints' Row.
"Rugged? ...... The man's a goblin!"
@blade86ca
9 жыл бұрын
Ezra Po LOL
@suchfunstuff
8 жыл бұрын
+Ezra Po I thought he was nothin' more than a shrunken head!
@varamonte
8 жыл бұрын
suchfunstuff lol yeah, By the time they go to trial!
@steveanderson7864
7 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite underrated line.
@BHT70
7 жыл бұрын
I dare anyone to wave down a bus one day and say "THERES a BALM on the bus"and hold it out
Being an attorney with a similar name, I have people referencing this to me all the time.
My vacation was restful, splendid, maaaaagnificent. This is the best line imo
"A bra has got to fit right up against a person's skin, like a GLOVE!" The best (and most courageous) social commentary in a sitcom in the 90's. People today don't know, but jaws hit the floor across the nation when Jackie said that line, and it wasn't years after the trial, this show aired 3 months after the OJ verdict was delivered, when it was still fresh and raw in everyone's minds.
@AttilatheThrilla
3 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about??... People still know about that trial still to this day...
@Art3615
3 жыл бұрын
Pants don't fit from 6 months ago. Innocence of all charges. Thank you, O.J. Charged with ripping pants with a knife. My cuts in hand only mean I cut myself, and not anyone else.
@TheGeobaby
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the context!
@A-small-amount-of-peas
Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Norm Macdonald was doing his best on SNL at the time. Ended up costing him his job
@StephenPaulTroup
Жыл бұрын
@@AttilatheThrilla Yes people still know about the trial. But unless you were there living thru it, you cannot understand how deep this really cut into society and people on a personal level. Across the board, American liberals & conservatives were both palpably shocked when the verdict was delivered. I was in a restaurant watching it live and the entire restaurant just audibly gasped when it was delivered (Except for, sadly, most black people).
"He's a goblin. by the time this goes to trial he'll be no more than a shrunken head." Amazing writing.
@crysjumar1
7 жыл бұрын
that line and his delivery.....just friggin' hilarious.
@cid3384
6 жыл бұрын
All thanks to Larry David
@tavoiaiono7885
5 жыл бұрын
Who could love me? hahahaha
@mikeg1378
5 жыл бұрын
Tavoi Aiono haha and Kramer’s look when the attorney said she thought he had a rugged masculinity
@matthillegas3099
4 жыл бұрын
Love that line
Phil Morris is AMAZING. Always sharp, on point, and hilarious! HIs facial expressions were priceless and brillaint!
I don't think kids today will appreciate just how funny this is.
@75aces97
Жыл бұрын
They dont? Why that's egregious, outrageous unacceptable!
@andrelawrence5515
Жыл бұрын
Still lmao
Phil Morris was absolutely brilliant in this role.
@vikkinicholson2300
4 жыл бұрын
used to be cigarettes called Phillip Morris' Chesterfields.
@planetX15
2 жыл бұрын
@@vikkinicholson2300 Marlboros too?
That lawyer was so frickin' funny!!!
@jennymacallan9071
5 жыл бұрын
Sexy too!!
I am “Shocked and Chagrinned” that Jackie wasn’t on more episodes
@pinkpanther4641
2 жыл бұрын
He was fkng fantastic. You are so right. A special talent this guy had. Like your "Shocked and Chagrinned."
"Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak." One of the best delivers in TV history!
"good samaritan law. you dont have to help anybody thats what this country is about" best quote ever
@tavoiaiono7885
5 жыл бұрын
This is the most public of my many humiliations. Hahahahaha
@Gonewith
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nocigar7730
5 жыл бұрын
Damn straight.
@liviusss
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, contrary to Europe, where you're being punished if you don't offer assistance to a person that's in danger... :))
@MarkB-vp9ki
4 жыл бұрын
That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable
"Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement" lmao
@RyanSmith-wo2pi
3 жыл бұрын
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Yeah it’s gonna be a problem, it’s gonna be a problem for them! lol
Every character complements the show so well and fits to the whole plot.. like a glove!!
It's funny how Seinfeld was always knocked for not having black characters, yet introduced us to one of the greatest black characters in a sitcom! Jackie Chiles.
@tonyktown
9 жыл бұрын
***** Same situation, I'm black, I love Seinfeld, and can sometimes identify with just how crazy life in Manhattan can be. No longer live there, but watching Seinfeld takes me back to some of the nuttier days of my life in NYC.
@tonyktown
9 жыл бұрын
Am I what?
@tonyktown
9 жыл бұрын
So...you've never seen a light skinned black man before? OK, well consider yourself introduced to your first.
@romulus_
9 жыл бұрын
iflyTony All one of 'em.
@dreray4077
9 жыл бұрын
iflyTony Practically the only black character, I like the show regardless, but Jackie is really the only significant black guy on it.
@4:50"It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding" lmbo
Jackie is so great!!! He should had his own show, what a great actor he is, just great!!!🎉🎉🎉
"You people with the cheese, it NEVER ends." Why is THAT the line that split my sides?
@johnthelesserofthethirdoft863
3 жыл бұрын
It’s the ridiculousness that he is the same in life as in his handling of cases. His penchants for grandiose vocabulary are just silly.
@gerardkowalski7683
3 жыл бұрын
I say this to anyone who asks me if i want cheese on something.
@cryptojihadi265
2 жыл бұрын
Because it's the fkng truth! He crystallized my thoughts eloquently
@markjackson6134
2 жыл бұрын
Because it's so fricken random and you're not alone:):)
"Puddy...Don't wait for me!" "Alright"
I fucking love Jackie Chiles. Probably my favorite recurring character. Thank you, Phil Morris for such a memorable character.
@matt8264
5 жыл бұрын
baronvg One word. Puddy
This guy is great, does he appear on any tv series?
@dansmith6990
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he was in The Whitest Kids U' Know
@ashourmio7182
3 жыл бұрын
Seinfield
@Il_Exile_lI
3 жыл бұрын
He was Martian Manhunter on Smallville.
@paulhumphries9430
3 жыл бұрын
That's Greg Morris son. His name is Phil Morris. Greg Morris was in the tv series Mission Impossible in the 60's and 70's. Then Phil Morris was in the Mission Impossible series in the 80's. He was on an episode of Steve Harvey.
@andrewilliams5593
3 жыл бұрын
Martin as a record exec
Jackie Chiles and Kramer the dynamic duo my favorite . nothing will ever beat this show
Jackie Chiles should co-star with Saul Goodman.
@abdulazizalsawaha5146
8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha oh yeah that's would be cool
@KevinP32270
7 жыл бұрын
GREAT IDEA!!!
@Marchoupi
7 жыл бұрын
lol !!
@DhirajVSalian
7 жыл бұрын
Wow that's the exact thought that came to my mind while watching this.
@jhock9171
6 жыл бұрын
Abner Anaya Negative. He needs his own show.
Jackie Chiles is the greatest TV Lawyer of all time, without a doubt 😂
@Eric-wu7bp
Жыл бұрын
@Dawn King Phil Morris
@user-qi5fi3mz1p
7 ай бұрын
Yeah that Larry Mason was nothing..😂
@leprem1
7 ай бұрын
@dawnking7717 Phil Morris
@apprentessjgooden2263
7 ай бұрын
Ben Matlock
@OntarioAndrews415
6 ай бұрын
Well, close but I'd give the nod to Arnie Becker.
"Like taking candy from a baby" 😄 "Jackie cashing in On your wretched disfigurement" 😄 🤣 "Good Samaritan law, you don't gotta help anybody! Thats what this country is about"
Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.
"KZread joined Google Plus? Who told KZread to join Google Plus? I didn't tell KZread to join Google Plus! Why'd KZread join Google Plus?"
@mca10spro
9 жыл бұрын
The maestro!
@zachhaywood1564
9 жыл бұрын
Mike Alcott "The WHO?!?!"
@RedThebigOne
9 жыл бұрын
Bahahahahahahahahahaha!
@talibani2011
9 жыл бұрын
how when where?
@fountaincap
9 жыл бұрын
Zach Haywood Do you know what Google Plus is!? You ever seen Google Plus!? Didn't you read the instructions!? No one can tell what Google Plus is gonna do! It's unpredictable!
Tremendous performance as Jackie Chiles, this actor is great. So funny.
'i disagree. I believe Mr Kramer projects a rugged masculinity" cut to Kramer's face. Hilarious 😆
After a couple of decades I'm still watching this show. Sienfeld is just perfect.
The whole "guilty bystander" bit was so brilliant, and beautifully performed. Brought a smile to my face, and a tear to my eye. Bravo, 'Jackie'
"You can't let the defendant have control of the key piece of evidence. Plus, she's trying it on over a leotard, of course a bra's not gonna fit over a leotard. A bra's gotta fit right over a person's skin. *LIKE A GLOVE!*"
@andrewg3768
5 жыл бұрын
Of course that was about OJ even before he said that!
@bhud1972
5 жыл бұрын
The character was Johnny Cochran so yeah.
@Cartier_specialist
5 жыл бұрын
@@andrewg3768 no, this was after OJs trial.
@andrewg3768
5 жыл бұрын
@@Cartier_specialist so?
@riceraama
4 жыл бұрын
@@bhud1972 the who?
I’m glad Jackie had a win it’s amazing, outstanding and astonishing!
this guy is BRILLIANT, on AND off the screen even TODAY!!!!
Kramer has got to be Jackie Chiles worst client.
@stevefowler1787
10 жыл бұрын
lol...he screwed Jackie many times...what a great set of characters....and great writers.
@mikeg1378
5 жыл бұрын
stormking989 and the smoking billboard was the most public yet of his many humiliations
@Vagus32000
4 жыл бұрын
I’ve always believed that Jackie is very successful aside from when he represents Kreamer
@333peacher4
4 жыл бұрын
"You got me nothing but misfortune and humiliation..."
@grantfisher9287
4 жыл бұрын
but what about OJ
"Your face... Is my case". Best secondary character from Seinfeld.
@jgreico11
4 жыл бұрын
Like taking candy from a baby
@AttilatheThrilla
3 жыл бұрын
Newman will always be the best secondary character but Jackie was a close second 😁
Phil Morris is so under rated. He said he wanted a piece of the Tobaco company for years because he was made fun of his whole life because his name is the same as Phillip Morris, the tobaco company. Genius.
Loved Jackie, a credit to his Father, Greg Morris RIP.
"Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak." Gets me every time.
@xxefrainromanxx
2 жыл бұрын
Who could love me 😢
@seekerofsouls74
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😆
@brucerichard342
Жыл бұрын
Look at him! He’s a goblin!
@eileenfazzini7551
Жыл бұрын
The man's a goblin!
No one can tell what a balm's gonna do
@omarherat
7 жыл бұрын
they're unpredictable
@kathygaither2117
7 жыл бұрын
Love him.
@ameyadubey2532
6 жыл бұрын
Funniest line in the scene ! Those damn unpredictable balms :D
@arjitjere7951
5 жыл бұрын
Funnier if you replace balm with bomb😂
@MrParkerman6
4 жыл бұрын
@Arjit Jere, That's the joke, dumbass.
"I am shocked and chagrined." lmao
Jackie is absolutely my favorite character in the show. I can watch this all day and laugh every time
"we're prepared to offer you ALL the free coffee you want throughout any of our stores in north america AND europe...PLUS..." "I'LL TAKE IT!"
Phillip morris was simply brilliant as jackie chiles!,the man should've received a emmy nomination for outstanding performance by an guest star in an comedy series.
How Jackie conducted his opening statement in court, PURE GOLD!!!
@ghostdogzx-1474
4 ай бұрын
He really shined in the finale!
The maestro. The WHOOO! That line always cracks me up. That one and when Jackie tells Elaine: “Man, you guys have pet names for everyone!” There is not one single character in this series that disappoints.
@dragonwarrior541
9 ай бұрын
😂gets me every time! The who?
"By the time this case goes to trial he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head". Jackie Chiles.
The legend says Dr. Bison is still waiting for Kramer.
Gawd I loved Jackie’s character. Always hilarious
Johnny Cochran is laughing his ass off in heaven lol.