Sebastian Maniscalco's House Needs a Chingadera | Netflix Is A Joke
Chingadera: Catch-all term used when you can't think of or forgot an object's name.
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As a contractor I had to show this to my whole crew, we were crying laughing
@Mr.56Goldtop
5 жыл бұрын
Was he talking about you! 😁
@doofus0123
5 жыл бұрын
LOL well done.
@mrtonywilliams6312
4 жыл бұрын
This man is hilarious his expressions and voice are too notch
@roverwaters3875
4 жыл бұрын
As a man with no studies I had to show this to the other uneducated man in my crew, we were crying laughing
@shtzweak
4 жыл бұрын
Rover Waters making fun of someone because of the job they have is pathetic
“My 38 years of contracting, I’ve never seen anything like this.”
@l.ronthuggard8438
4 жыл бұрын
Fucking gold
@k_e3735
4 жыл бұрын
@Anxiety 2.0 I think you're the one who needs to 'shut the fuck up moron'.
@malimills3012
4 жыл бұрын
K _E he has no Friends
@MaloneMantooth
4 жыл бұрын
thefly21 : That's funny as hell cause it's true Lol
@DekkarJr
4 жыл бұрын
THERES A BEND IN THE WALL - THE WALL YOU FEEL THE BEND IN THE WALL SEBASTIAN?? HERE TOUCH IT! - nah man I don't need to tou- COME ON TOUCH YOU FEEL THAT OK YEP IM FEELIN DA BEND IN DA WALL *NOW* We could leave this.... AS IS. Omfg lol bro I am losing my mind at this hahahahahh its SO specific hahha
This joke would KILL with a more Mexican audience. I damn near died laughing 🤣🤣
@Kevinschart
3 жыл бұрын
im dying laughing....had to come to the comments to learn what chingadera means. it thought he just made the word up.
@tonyotto5988
2 жыл бұрын
No they wouldn't because it's in English.
@mootymootmoot1679
2 жыл бұрын
I'm from Australia so this joke went over my head can you please explain to me what a chingardea
@ttjj6477
2 жыл бұрын
I've watched it 5 times....it kills!!!
@jose.mejia2613
2 жыл бұрын
@@mootymootmoot1679 loosely means “fucking thing”
Home Depot Associate: "Oh the chingadera! Aisle 11, next to the whatchamacallit and the comosedice."
@Phoenix-369
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@riderstorm101
4 жыл бұрын
😀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JNYC-gb1pp
4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@MadSocial
3 жыл бұрын
Omg hahahaha
@cooleddown5150
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaba
Damm I'm a Mexican contractor and this Is comedy gold
@TheMusikryder
5 жыл бұрын
Well I'm Mexican and that was a bad Mexican impression
@fernie51296
5 жыл бұрын
moestavernprankcall You must not be from CA. Most contractors here are Hispanic. I’m a professional cabinet maker and work with them all the time. Some are the way Sebastian describes and some are not. Good and bad ones for both examples.
@zachsimon9475
5 жыл бұрын
No mames guey
@XmanSully
5 жыл бұрын
@Dwayne Johnson LOL good comeback
@FINDINGFITNESS101
4 жыл бұрын
@Dwayne Johnson No need to bring color into it. There's a lot of obese fat lazy black guys since you want to race bait! Your appalling literacy for example says A LOT about you and your clear lack of commitment and application to better yourself, does it not? I wouldn't let you do anything for me, you dumb ass lazy slob!
This man has mastered his craft Proud of you Sebastian
@Christina_320
5 жыл бұрын
O'BEN Got that right !
@tomha9884
4 жыл бұрын
Great observation he is a true master.
I’m Mexican and I approve of this video as 100% legit!! 😂
@joemartinez6998
5 жыл бұрын
I’m Mexican this is false 100%!
@willruelas3529
5 жыл бұрын
The chingadera had me rolling
@veronicam2942
5 жыл бұрын
joe martinez Too sensitive that’s why. I’m Mexican too, and it’s funny as hell.
@angelahagerman5693
5 жыл бұрын
Okay MOISESSSSS
@moses1142
5 жыл бұрын
joe martinez don’t be so sensitive! I just build a deck myself and my white friends were asking how much I paid? 😂
That sinking feeling when they say "You need to go to Home Depot."
@BostonCasey
4 жыл бұрын
Seb D yeah it’s a sad feeling when someone you hire makes you got get stuff for them. Might as well just hire Home Depot to do it
@BladeKi11a
4 жыл бұрын
Casey undersale for the stuff you need but overcharge you for the install lol
@felixcornejo5440
4 жыл бұрын
Seb D it’s called Hon Dipo
@beejeight13
3 жыл бұрын
“My 38 years of contracting, I’ve never seen anything like this.”
@allbottledup9513
3 жыл бұрын
@@BostonCasey Except when the deal is you pay for materials, you get a lower bid on the job.
He nailed our Raza, that’s exactly how all my Tio’s and primos talk. My dad speaks broken English this is him 100% I love it, thank you Sebastian. I always watch this clip ❤️
@ScarriorIII
2 жыл бұрын
Culture, he nailed your culture. Race got nothing to do with it. Never does.
He is one of the funniest comics I have ever seen. A great part of his appeal is his ability to tell jokes using body language and mimicry to tell the joke as part of a story.
@Andrew-pu8ly
5 жыл бұрын
Luis Artime ...Exactly .
@jimthar17
5 жыл бұрын
Have seen him live twice. Was in tears both times. Absolutely my favorite comic of the last ten years.
@luisartime5584
5 жыл бұрын
jimthar17 - I’m envious!
@ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that act is what i like about him. the jokes ehh many comdians do it better.
That accent was PURRFECT!!!
That friend that builds a deck over the weekend...Lol
@DekkarJr
4 жыл бұрын
hahahah!
“Chingadera” is like saying “the fu**en thing” or “ piece of shi*”. Depending on the situation. In this video “chingadera” refers to “the fu**n thing”. This is why this joke is funny 😆
@SiSi-xg1hk
4 жыл бұрын
There's a great meme comparing a plate of cuatros tacos de asada like "these are real tacos", & the other plate has some fucking crunchy beef tacos from Taco Bell as "these are chingaderas" 😆👍
@renatagross5959
4 жыл бұрын
Joe Vidrio Thank you for your explanation.
@hotjoshsauce1194
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if she knew what he was saying, she'd be like, "wait, you're not asking for anything specific--you came to Home Depot for a "piece of shit"?
@nicolaferriolo7886
4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see him in Boston on Friday !
@adanalcalaleon7426
4 жыл бұрын
That is very accurate answer my friend
My dad called "everything" a "chingadera"..! Still does. It's used for any word that you can't remember!!🤣
@rawmail102171
4 жыл бұрын
Yes! The Mexican version of, "thinga-ma-jig" or "do-hicky".🤣
@rosebud4467
4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, really!? I honestly thought he just made up a word for comedic purposes. Thanks for sharing!
@danzdoinz8000
4 жыл бұрын
@@rawmail102171 not so much as it literally translates to "fucking thing". Chinga is 'fuck' in Spanish... Thingamajig and doohickey would translate to "cosita" or something like that. I'm sure they're other words for thingamajig and doohickey in Spanish but off the top of my head it's "cosita". Don't bother going to Google translate with this either because it translated doohickey to 'chisme' which is gossip... Anyway it's a vulgar word in Spanish...
@derianjesustorrescolunga1614
4 жыл бұрын
Chingadera Is like, "that fucking thing".
@JNYC-gb1pp
4 жыл бұрын
@Drew Hong You didn't pause the video and google it? haha
LOL I did contracting with my Dad and I laughed so hard at the part when he said everyone in home depot is measuring. Because my Dad always measures 3 times before he buys anything
@StumptownBoy
5 жыл бұрын
"Measure twice. Cut once."
@stanleyhape8427
4 жыл бұрын
Meh..i prefer the .. That looks about right and its about yey long ..method of measuring.
@VivKittie32
4 жыл бұрын
You better or you’ll be back.
I laughed so hard. “Everybody’s measuring at Home Depot!” 🤣
@DekkarJr
4 жыл бұрын
haha i lost my shit *BOOTS* hahahhaah HOW MUCH U A QUARTER EIG TH OF AN INCH?>!!
"I have my Ford Festiva" ayyy😩 jajajaja😭😂
@DonVideoGuy007
2 ай бұрын
😂🤣
Audience didn't connect. If this show would've been performed in any Southern border state, there would have been a standing ovation. I couldn't stop laughing.
@zekegonzalez1845
4 жыл бұрын
I was dying!!
@cecilyerker
4 жыл бұрын
JoelD85 I think the audience just wasn’t miked loud enough
@rogerwillis7692
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they didn't get it.
@romoalex
4 жыл бұрын
They don't allow Mexicans into these kinds of places sometimes
@epdlp4506
4 жыл бұрын
If this were told in Los Angeles California people would have appreciated it.
“I’m so sorry to bother you but I’m looking for a chingadera for the side.” 🤣🤣🤣
@TT-rz5td
4 жыл бұрын
What does he mean by "the side"? The side of what?
@tfnine9031
4 жыл бұрын
@@TT-rz5td The guy sweeping has no construction skills, he just started and was hired to sweep. He was told to keep the client happy by cleaning up the place. The sweeper also doesn't speak English well, so he's just trying to not look like he knows absolutely nothing about construction so he is just muttering in broken English about the "f*cking things" (chingaderas) that are going to go in over "there-ish"....so that the client will be happy and leave him alone so that he can sweep the floors. It MIGHT be that he's trying to say "chingadera for the (job) site" -that would be my guess.
Sebastian should of had Italians work on his house, we would have finished the job and then had coffee with him afterwards! Love this guy!🇮🇹💪🏼😂
As a drywall/framer in Cali, chingadera is a word used every day.
@fernie51296
5 жыл бұрын
Sandor Clegane Cabinet maker here. Whenever we work with these granite guys, I always get a good laugh. They’re a bit silly but all in all fun to work with.
@andrewgoodshepherd3975
5 жыл бұрын
I work in contstuction, this may be a dumb question, but what a chingadera?
@sandorclegane6844
5 жыл бұрын
Most construction sites are full of hilarious people. Chingadera is basically a Mexican term for “thingamajig”
@andrewgoodshepherd3975
5 жыл бұрын
Ohh ok, thank you for clearing that up, I appreciate it! 👍
@littlejoe9381
5 жыл бұрын
@@sandorclegane6844 : Ohhh...one of those.
His impression of measuring is exactly how I do it.
@nemaprise
4 жыл бұрын
hahah
@mitsuomits9077
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@DekkarJr
4 жыл бұрын
lmao
This guy is spot on...gold...funny...great energy...and so darn handsome... Love him! 💜🤣💜
"I gotta sweep. Side to side."
@user-rq1ig8ls1x
3 жыл бұрын
Sigh to sigh
Props to this Italian who got it right about us Mexicans. Italians are our brothers. LMAO
@dakineboy13
5 жыл бұрын
Mexicans, Italians and Filipinos are all the same, just from different continents. Lol.
@strawberrycough22
4 жыл бұрын
@John Doe After the mob and food, what good are you people?
@PoderHispano
4 жыл бұрын
@@strawberrycough22 culturally significant art. What are your people known for?
@Angel123509
4 жыл бұрын
Yessss Sirrrr!!!
@CriscDogs22
4 жыл бұрын
J Circ Mexican Americans are the new age Italian Americans. Our family lives and food are very similar. Too many kids and hated by the original population. We have more in common than other American cultures, so be easy bruh
We say “Chingadera” for everything we don’t know the name or don’t remember the name of the thing.
@deevine9255
4 жыл бұрын
Like "whachamocallit".😊
@MaryMartJohns98
3 жыл бұрын
That’s what my Mexican husband said when I asked him lonnng ago what it meant. He said, ah this or that or that ( as he was pointing at various different things) 😂. This joke totally reminds me my husband and brother who both say this word allll the time 😂🤦♀️
It's nice to know that contractor shit is universal
@DekkarJr
4 жыл бұрын
lmao yes. It's how they freak people out into spending more money I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE CAREER DOING THIS OVER AND OVER looool
You can never find the pinche chingadera when you need it smh🤣
@jja1483
4 жыл бұрын
Harry Majarian it's always behind la otra madre 😅😂
OMG, I looooove Sebastian Maniscalco....he is the funniest guy ever!!!
I love the smell of the lumber department at Home Depot.
@Blafard666
4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Hon Depoh'
@krisreid2815
3 жыл бұрын
Bathroom are pretty sweet too 🤣
@tamihayes5313
3 жыл бұрын
Me too! I go to Home Depot to buy my cleaning products because the deals are great and sometimes I need to buy tools or gadgets when working on stuff at the house and I love the smell of Home Depot but the lumber section does smell good.
@amo5015
3 жыл бұрын
My uncle called it Hom Pipo
@misfitbrit1989
2 жыл бұрын
SAME!
Damn as a Mexican this is on the money 😂😂 😂
I didn't see it in the architectual drawing haha!
@mitsuomits9077
4 жыл бұрын
I also though it was an obvious structure that he needed to build (loke a base or something) until I asked about it to a friendI who has been living in mexico for years... So I came back to watch it againg knowing (kind of) what it is 😅 and is even funnier now
I love Sebastian, can’t get enough of him.. and those face expressions 🤣
At the very end I almost had an asthma attack laughing when he asked the woman at Home Depot after two hours about the chingadera 😂🤣😅
There is no one funnier than Sebastian Maniscalco! 😂😂
The trippiest part was the girl at Home Depot knew exactly what he was talking about and he was out of there with la chingadera for de sigh that he needed in 4 minutes flat.
@momoneymoproblemz
4 жыл бұрын
More like she told him “this not my department” and walked away
@mitsuomits9077
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@tfnine9031
4 жыл бұрын
@ Yup, you are correct. 100% Not in my Home Depot at least.
@tfnine9031
4 жыл бұрын
@@momoneymoproblemz Yup. That sounds more like my local Home Depot.
I could watch his comedy all day.. I'm at work trying to muffle my laughter 😂😂
@yeggs24
4 жыл бұрын
Dee Lueallen that’s cause you’re a fucking moron
@Aven-Sharma1991
4 жыл бұрын
Dee Lueallen: Why is this joke SO hilarious?! I get it might inspire a smile and a chuckle, but to be almost passing out with laughter over this joke?! 🤔😒
@iLLWiLLx21
4 жыл бұрын
yeggs24 Internet tough guy over here🤣🤣🤣
@iLLWiLLx21
4 жыл бұрын
ll विनी शर्मा ll why don’t you go fuck yourself???
@CC_Marauder
4 жыл бұрын
So you were not at work. You were sitting at a place and stealing time from the employer that pays you. SMFH
I've installed a lot of chingaderas in my time.
@tfnine9031
4 жыл бұрын
Me too...me too. Couldn't have said it better myself.
Im a contractor and he is dead on😂
This guyyy is the besttt!!! Every time I watch his netflix special i laugh even more each time
I pee my pants when he said with that chigadera.....for the side... So accurate.....
This is solid gold cake. And the comments are ice cream with nuts and whip cream topping. just. brilliant.
@renatagross5959
4 жыл бұрын
doofus0123 you made me hungry 😋😂
@juliemiller9760
3 жыл бұрын
Dang. . .now I want ice cream, nuts and whipped topping! LOVE Sebastian!
His Mexican accent is perfect. I’m Colombian born. LOL 🤣😂😆
@danielleon5074
5 жыл бұрын
Que viva Colombia! Medellin Presente
@a-love-supremist
5 жыл бұрын
How does that make you an expert on Mexican accents lol
@sarameiragootblatt1819
5 жыл бұрын
@@a-love-supremist my sstep father and the whole family is mexican, plus i have tons of mexican people around me. lol
@heatalldayy
5 жыл бұрын
macho tony Colombians love letting people know they’re Colombian.
@thereisnopandemic
4 жыл бұрын
Steven Lopez Colombians are like the Latino version of Vegans.
3:44 The way he says _You don't have that here?_ with the tiny voice cracks me up everytime
I’m not a contractor nor do I know anything about that line of work. However, something I do know is that Sebastian is one of the best comedians EVER!!
Me being a Mexican all I have to say to this Italian guy is that this is so funny brother YOU ARE THE MAN 👍 lol 😆
God. I love him. One of the best ever.
He must be extremely observant to be up there and doing his gig so fabulously! What a riot of a guy 😂🤣😅
@carolynsopko1061
Жыл бұрын
He is truly funny !!
Rule One: Don't watch Sebastian when you are somewhere in which you should be quiet (classroom/golf match/during someone else's work presentation/library/church/funeral home). 🤣
@TT-rz5td
4 жыл бұрын
@Sandi Baby312 👍
I don’t think the audience understood what chingadera means 😂
@SiSi-xg1hk
4 жыл бұрын
"You know, the fucking thing" 😂
@rosrychaplet
4 жыл бұрын
@@SiSi-xg1hk exactly
@snuggisthecute
4 жыл бұрын
I didn't but thanks to the comments I know what to ask for at home depot!
@mitsuomits9077
4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting someone here was going to say what that is😅
@jobob47
4 жыл бұрын
I think they got it.
My husband does home improvement and he fits in with the HD crew. The way Sebastian imitates measuring reminds me of my hubby. I couldn't stop laughing! Thanks Sebastian!
The way he says it at the end with the accent, killed me. Died laughing. I should have seen that coming but damn that was gold
As a white boy in the South Texas oilfield this is hilarious! 🤠 "Get the fuckin thing wey! Neta!"
Out of all his material- this is my favorite bit 😆🤣😂
@wilddaisies1067
4 жыл бұрын
D Deeze mine too 😂
@juliemiller9760
3 жыл бұрын
Yes! A close second: the car mechanic scam: "I have to 'push it down...I don't know who I am anymore!" So GREAT!
Damn I just realized that I forgot my tape measure at work.
This man is getting my through Covid19 ! Thank you, Sebastian. From one Italian to another you are beyond words at a time like this! I watch the clips over and over and send them to friends .. best medicine. God bless
He took a nap?!?!? He has changed lol
"A quarter-eighth of an inch?" lmao
Chingadera on the side 😂❤️
this guy is telling the story of my life.
I love this! I used to work in sheetrock as a teenager and all the Mexican journeymen would yell at me from their stilts, "I need a chingadera," then point in a general direction. "Jus a little chinga, come on, move it!" I was 16 and had no idea wtf they were talking about. Apparently it just means some little bullshit. The chingadera can be literally anything lolol
Over 200 people with no sense of humor. Maybe they never got their chingadera 😂
@Aven-Sharma1991
4 жыл бұрын
Mary Ellen Acosta: OR? Maybe 200 people just have a different sense of humor and don’t find this particularly funny in the slightest! Ever think about that?!
@iLLWiLLx21
4 жыл бұрын
ll विनी शर्मा ll Nope. Just 200 people with no soul.
@dareklenovo8883
4 жыл бұрын
@@goodlife459 hahaha ;)
@shannakelly490
4 жыл бұрын
@@Aven-Sharma1991 generally if people don't find it funny they don't leave a dislike. They're objecting. lol
Intensely funny . I laughed, screeched and cried watching this .
Literally crying every time......😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This is easily one of his best bits of all time. 🤣
Funniest joke he has ever told!!! I have been a Carpenter for 20 plus years and have watch this clip over 100 Time's and every time I do watch it I send it to all my Carpenter buddies lol!!!!
@Taylorkaraoke
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but have you felt the bend in the wall tho?? LOL
This guy is freaking hilarious
Im Mexican and I help out my dad in contract works he gets and he goes "dame esa chingadera" (give me that chingadera) and I go "esta chingadera o esa chingadera?" (this chingadera or that chingadera). ALL THE TIME!!!!
@toti26
5 жыл бұрын
Another one very used in Mexico is the "pasame el ese de la desa".
@jorgepadilla9945
5 жыл бұрын
freddy soto joke.. kzread.info/dash/bejne/m3qKyKWgctW4YdY.html
@SuchaCaligrrl
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂
@SuchaCaligrrl
5 жыл бұрын
@Ms Rana Chingadera = rhay fucking shit, that stupid shit, that dumb shit...
@mellamoarts
5 жыл бұрын
@@toti26 LMAOOOOO
The way he moves, I swear he's made of rubber. He's a modern day Robin Williams - hilarious and with the moves. Those teeth - his dentist must be quite a pro.
Grew up in the construction field in socal, this scene is on point. Lol
This guy just makes my day whenever I’m depressed I watch these vids allday by far best comic ever.
As a Mexican woman, I love even more the accuracy of the Mexican accent.😆👌 All love from the City of Angels!
@CC_Marauder
4 жыл бұрын
(slap) You're an American with Mexican blood. If you're not willing to ID as such, you need to GTFO! #Hispanics4Trump #Trump2020
@zappbrannigan8352
4 жыл бұрын
@@CC_Marauder settle down there uncle tom lol trying to act overly conservative isnt going to make them more accepting of you lmao
Hispanic and love his comedy, mtv awards skit was hilarious! Those ppl so didnt get it..
I'm not Hispanic but was born and raised in Southern California and know my fair share of Spanish slang. This killed me!!
@elettramia6380
Жыл бұрын
Hispanics are Spaniards. The majority of Mexicans are indigenous Americans and mestizo Americans. North Americans are culturally brainwashed. Italian is Not and ethnicity nor a race, it is a nationality with different diasporas such as Northern European white diaspora and Mediterranean southern European Latin diaspora. Genetically, ethnically and racially we have absolutely nothing in common and we look nothing alike due to our differences in diaspora. Italians are Not a monolith group, Europeans in general are Not a monolith group just like all other continents. 🙄THE CULTURA LATINA, THE LATIN PEOPLE, THE LATINO (Latini) TRIBES, THE LATIN ETHNICITY ALL COME FROM ITALY! LATINO IS THE SOLE IDENTITY OF SOUTHERN EUROPEAN LATIN MEDITERRANEAN DIASPORA. Latin europe was Latinized by ROME ITALY hence how Latina italy got the name Latina. & HISPANIC (Hispania) is literally the Latin language MEANING SPAIN NOT the NATIVE AMERICANS they Colonized. Latin America got its name SOLELY and ONLY to mean the part of the Americas CONQUERED by LATIN EUROPE and that is all it will EVER MEAN. Latin ORIGIN, HISTORY& people are NON INTERCHANGEABLE. STOP THE CULTURAL THEFT OF MY PEOPLE& OUR ANCESTRY. BRAINWASHED AMERICAN/ MOSTLY NORTH AMERICAN CULTURAL APPROPRIATION & CULTURAL THEFT FOR "PROFIT AND GAIN" WILL NEVER BE LATINO. CULTURAL APPROPRIATION EXIST BECAUSE THOSE LIKE YOU BELIEVE YOU HAVE AND WILL CONTINUE TO BENEFIT FROM THE CULTURAL THEFT TOWARDS US TRUE LATIN PEOPLE AND OUR HISTORICAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS! AND US TRUE LATINS ARE & HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MULTI GENETICALLY MIXED ETHNIC PEOPLE DUE TO OUR GENETIC CONTRIBUTORS FROM OUR MIDDLE EASTERN (ASIAN), NORTHERN AFRICAN, AND ETHNIC BALKAN DNA. THERE ARE NO "WHITE" LATINS. JUST MORE ASSIMILATION . SOUTH CENTRAL AMERICANS AND MEXICANS ARE NATIVE AMERICANS, MESTIZOS, CASTIZOS, PARDOS, ZAMBOS, AND PURE SUB SAHARAN AFRICANS. NOT LATINS, NOT LATIN BLOOD, THEREFORE NOT LATINO. IN SOUTH CENTRAL AMERICA AND MÉXICO THE ONLY PEOPLE CALLED LATINO AND HISPANIC ARE US SOUTHERN EUROPEANS OF LATIN MEDITERRANEAN ORIGIN. OBVIOUSLY THE SAME IN LATIN EUROPE. PUSHING AND CONTRIBUTING TO BRAINWASHED NORTH AMERICAN MISAPPROPRIATION OF FOREIGN TERMS SUCH AS LATIN/LATINO AS TRENDING PROPAGANDA FOR SOCIAL STATUS TO APPEAR MORE DESIRABLE DOES NOT JUSTIFY THE CONTINUING CONTRIBUTIONS OF CULTURAL THEFT. THE TERM LATINO DERIVES FROM THE TERM LATINI, THE LATINI WHERE THE VERY FIRST LATIN TRIBE TO EXIST FROM ITALY! LATINI IS PLURAL MEANING MORE THAN ONE LATINO! AND LATINO IS SINGULAR FOR LATINI MEANING ONE LATINO. THE SAME WITH LATINA AND LATINE. ALL TERMS CREATED BY THE TRUE LATIN PEOPLE OF ITALY. THE AMERICAN MUTILATION AND CULTURAL RAPE OF LATIN EUROPEAN TERMS NEEDS TO BE EXPOSED.
Every time I gotta got to Home Depot, I think of this skit and start laughing in the store.
The sigh after "you gotta go to home depot" was the best
“How much you need? Quarter eighths of an inch?” How come I’ve never heard this but before!
I love the way you speak Spanish😂
hahahaha......I remember being the young guy on the job site, sent over to sweep up the house we just framed. While everyone else is on the old house to finish the siding. I hated seeing the owner show up. Knowing they had a ton of questions and I had zero answers. Most the time the boss would tell me, don't say anything. hahahahahaha
What a great comedian . I can watch and rewatch when I need a good laugh.
Lol i built a deck last week on my days off by myself.
Every time I wander the aisle at HomeDipshit this shit enters my mind. Fooking fantastic.
He’s not lying. Sometimes I wake up bored on a weekend and I just put things together. Like yeah. We needed a nice patio area in the backyard so make it 😂
My wife and I crack up every time we watch this on Netflix 😆😆
Who else can't wait for his new special tomorrow!!?
I’m glad that most comments are positive here. Just 5 yrs ago comedy covered all subjects, all races & all genders. The legends such as Robin Williams poked fun at everyone , he simply reflected back to us the truth with a little bit of a twist. Nobody was offended . Sebastian has studied human nature and their habits. He pokes fun at his wife, his in-laws and his own father. He brings me joy, he brings me back to the way I was raised . Damn , we censor everything we might as well bring the curtain down on life.
“Quarter eights of an inch” That. Is. GOLD! 😂😂😂😂
Where do I get the blue leather jacket. Smokin!!
@xiomarahdickison4890
5 жыл бұрын
leonard heramchuk not at Home Depot it’s a chingadera!
@dhulfiqara
5 жыл бұрын
Couch.. probably over 2k
I saw him when he came to Montreal, I had a blast. Very funny.
An invoice for painting a chingadera green came across my desk. I had to ask about that one. Turns out this chingadera was a log splitter. Ya never know.
Sebastian is the funniest
If your contractor is using Home Depot you probably do have a bend in your wall.
This is HILARIOUS! I love Sebastian!!
Lmao! He caught on to the chingadera
I never see time when I'm listening to this legend! Love this dude! Straight hilarious! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🥰
can I be friends with this man??? i need him in my life!!!
@kathlynscuderi2309
4 жыл бұрын
Being italian I'm blessed to be around this everyday. I LOVE sebastian. He is like home/ family
I don’t have the wardrobe to walk in there - brown, beige, boots, tape measures 😝😝
This REALLY reminds me about the copper pipe negotiation with the yuppy couple by Cher's character's father in ''Moonstruck". 🥴🤣
*The body movements 😂☠️😭 gold*
😭😭😭😭😭why is it always a Ford festiva!!!! 🤣🤣🤣