SCP-426
Name: I Am A Toaster
Object Class: Euclid
I did not read the Special Containment Procedures because I am clearly losing my damn mind. Dr Cleft wants to terminate me himself, so if I disappear then that's what happened.
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnestic and transferred to a different site.
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OBJECT CLASSES:
SCPs are classified through the Anomaly Containment System.
Safe/ Euclid/ Keter
SAFE: SCPs that are very easy to contain or do not need many resources to contain. It does not mean that SCP is harmless, just simple to contain.
EUCLID: SCPs that require more resources to contain completely or where containment isn't always reliable. Usually, this is because the SCP is insufficiently understood or is inherently unpredictable.
Keter: SCPs that are very difficult to contain or haven't yet been contained. Generally, the resources used to contain these SCPs are often very limited, yet they need much of the resources to contain it. This doesn't mean the SCP is dangerous; just difficult to contain. For example, anomalies that teleport may not be dangerous but may be difficult to track down and keep under locks.
My other job: Miskatonic Research Facilities
"The truth isn't out there... Because we redacted it."
-Miskatonic Research Facilities
I'm Den;
an Anomalous Materials Analyst-Researcher
for Miskatonic Research Facility-17 with a penchant for trouble, trying not to get myself permanently redacted or found at the bottom of the Miskatonic River. My bosses Professor Lake and Professor Dyer while perpetually disappointed in me haven't terminated me meaning I am doing some part of my job right. (They do not approve of or condone my vlogging from the facility.) I am often doing experiments and research that involve SCPs from The Foundation, several of the staff there seem to think I am a babysitter for these SCPs which is a bad idea and usually results in misadventure, costly damages, and deaths.
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die”
-H.P. Lovecraft
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