Him: "SCP still unresponsive" Us: 👁️ 👄 👁️

@Itsbeesechurger

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dakody13

4 жыл бұрын

I like how it's "Us"

@animeking936

4 жыл бұрын

👁️ 👃🏼 👁️ 👅

@spaceelevator4672

4 жыл бұрын

@@dakody13 **communism intensifies**

@gemndiamonds6425

4 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine we have a really dumb-looking face like any of these; ._. •-• =~= ō_ō

"What type of SCP are you?" "I'm just... the janitor my guy..."

@henrywutzke1685

2 жыл бұрын

The most powerful OOP in control is the Janitor

@None-dk2dq

2 жыл бұрын

Well I’m here to find out what scp I’m i ?

@randomeuropean7499

2 жыл бұрын

so You're a Cleaner?

@randomeuropean7499

2 жыл бұрын

@@henrywutzke1685 really? some man told me SCP Janitors always die

@None-dk2dq

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomeuropean7499 I’m scp 001

Plot twist: this is the SCP. A mysterious being whose goal is to put you to sleep. Its motives are unknown.

@mtfalpha-1.629

Жыл бұрын

Like the chair, those god damn GOC members destroyed?

@GigaChadstar

Жыл бұрын

We're the interviewer what a twist

@letsplaykomikkid

10 ай бұрын

fame and money

@laughingjack4502

8 ай бұрын

@@mtfalpha-1.629 SCP-2950 (?)

@mtfalpha-1.629

8 ай бұрын

@@laughingjack4502 nope, some wooden chair that would appear behind you when you wanted to sit down.

Things Dr. Rift is NOT allowed to do at the Foundation: 1: Put all staff to sleep (again) 2: Sneak into the aforementioned containment chamber and present the anomaly with his own personal list of questions (video above) 3: I'm getting kinda sleepy, I sho

@aaa-js5dj

10 ай бұрын

yeah, we don’t want him doing that aga

@Jackinthebox1951

10 ай бұрын

For real,we don’t want him doing it agai-

@John_Gillman

10 ай бұрын

Dr. Rift probably has memetic effects where anyone listening to any kind of recording or in person of him will get sleepy and fall asleep after a few minutes

@Mr.Madd168

9 ай бұрын

Wait what are yall talking ab

@d34dsatan

9 ай бұрын

huh? i dont underst

For the last time, I’m your coworker, Bob. Not an SCP.

@archermon373

3 жыл бұрын

They told me you like to say that

@pumblepik4951

3 жыл бұрын

you were fired remember?

@HauntedASMR

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@thesocialistlion2904

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Iamuhh668

3 жыл бұрын

XD

I can imagine we're all just super dangerous SCP's but we're just too lazy to actually do anything.

@emperorpalpatine5559

4 жыл бұрын

Not Leviathan Yes....

@thekriegsmarine5621

4 жыл бұрын

Like Grif.

@user-ji6pm4iw6h

4 жыл бұрын

Aren’t humans a registered SCP on the actual logs? I forget the actual number code.

@rosanna-sc4lx

4 жыл бұрын

UHHH

@tunturimies84

4 жыл бұрын

Hol up

SCP-001-J Name: “The Sleepy Crew” Object class: Safe SCP-001-J consists of several thousand, if not million instances, all unique to one another but all share a consistent emotion, drowsiness. Instances are drowsy for their time they spend alive but can be put to sleep by noises deemed “calming” or “relaxing” to them, this can range from tapping on a wall to calm and sometimes barely audible talking. The instances seem to behave like average people but possess a unique anomalous power over normal people, being their ability to make anyone in a 2 meter radius to also become drowsy, but only for the time that they’re within range. While being the 2nd easiest anomaly to keep contained, these instances love to frustrate foundation personnel, either by asking to be let out or to be constantly read a bedtime story. The foundation is unable to keep all instances contained and have unintentionally terminated some from mistaking them for random wandering civilians, the 05 council has decided that these anomalies are completely harmless and too annoying to contain so they have issued an order for any site currently containing any instance of SCP-001-J to release them back into society, as they cannot cause any harm to people they come into contact with. Strangely, the foundation noticed that the anomalous properties of SCP-001-J instances are ineffective to people who are operating machinery such as forklifts, factory workers and people driving vehicles. These instances are now usually seen laying in beds wearing headphones listening to ASMR.

@UNLIMITED-DAN

Жыл бұрын

Extend that range across the world and it becomes KETER or Above

@ZiggYT.

6 ай бұрын

yea sooooo i just read 2 other ones sooooooo not toda- log 4258764- unit [UNKNOWEN] was found dead to SCP-[UNKNOWEN] it was bad as fu-... W3..... 1C0....M3 2 H...3 1....1... -END OF LOG 4258764

@laurkapieta899

4 ай бұрын

Me after clicking "Show more": WHAT THE FU-

@theslimeassassin3287

4 ай бұрын

@@laurkapieta899 hehe, not what ya expected ay?

@laurkapieta899

4 ай бұрын

@@theslimeassassin3287 I wasn't ready to see 100 million 4 tausend and 9 words 0-0

I feel like he found me lying on a couch wondering how a being could stay so still for that long and decided I was an SCP. I totally agree. im impressed with myself at this point.

@jojoispeak5159

Жыл бұрын

W

@Something_serious...

5 ай бұрын

I have only left my bed today to... 1: use the facilities 2 bring food to bed.

@Something_serious...

5 ай бұрын

Can completely relate.

@Cheeses_Christ

4 ай бұрын

i think the SCP is just dead

Sir, please I’m not an scp, The car crash has grotesquely disfigured my limbs and forehead. I require immediate medical help, for my levels of blood loss are rendering me unable to breathe.

@shadowwarrior2772

3 жыл бұрын

Disturbingly funny. +1 like

@weirdbritishperson9542

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to be a mood killer, but I think you’re now dead, because you’re head got removed

@jigokunohi6538

3 жыл бұрын

@@weirdbritishperson9542 HES A MURDERER

@just_smileyy

3 жыл бұрын

E

@just_smileyy

3 жыл бұрын

Pain.

"Target seems unresponsive to Mind Control" Me: *Consistently attempting to make him tap the clipboard*

@edgeyaw

4 жыл бұрын

You know what, Dr brite sounds like an asshole

@phoonwax

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone would be if they've lived as long as him

@justvibing1889

4 жыл бұрын

@@edgeyaw He’s an immortal bad ass that tried to kill the un killable reptile with a chainsaw missile launcher

@l.f.ullwar2030

4 жыл бұрын

"Seems"

@francinekuri9964

4 жыл бұрын

@@justvibing1889 If we would stop being assholes to the unkillable lizard maybe it wouldn't need to be killed?

Mr. Rift, we congratulate you on your interview with SCP-UNCATEGORIZED. However much of this data must only be viewed by the O-5 counsel. This means that around 26.094 of the data will be expunged. -Formally the Admin

@Site17ProfDrFox

Жыл бұрын

@alfred westerink MTF get this dude

@contykillerguy7537

Жыл бұрын

O5-04 is here

@Site17ProfDrFox

Жыл бұрын

@@contykillerguy7537 thanks for saving my life 05-04

@ProfessorFig1

Жыл бұрын

cool

@O5-7

11 ай бұрын

After review of the file much of this information will be unredacted barring names of personell. This message has been composed via the consensus of the O5 council.

“Because of an event that transpired with you” I don’t know what it was but his tone made me think I somehow got soap that kills 100% of germs

*removes my head* “Did that hurt?” My decapitated head: *calmly* I’m in agony

@ivy-nk2uo

3 жыл бұрын

"Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" Dumbledore asked calmly.

@Captain-uc1kf

3 жыл бұрын

stop drawing furries

@borea.jpg_

3 жыл бұрын

Furry bad

@Realnamation

3 жыл бұрын

you represent furry scp

@GGray1

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivy-nk2uo DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIAH. doubledoor *shouted* calmly

Him: *after removing our head* "was that painful?" Me: do it again

@thedeadman1808

4 жыл бұрын

Yeaaaa boyyy

@yesod7

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah It reminded me of asreil final boss from undertake where he spins his head around.

@ANT244815

4 жыл бұрын

And could you get around the shoulders as well? Their a little stiff.

@lebbanator

4 жыл бұрын

Do it agian I fucking dare ya and then you'll know true pain

@Frilabird

4 жыл бұрын

When?

54:28 "I don't know what to think at this point." Me approximately twenty minutes into every school day. Also I'm very glad I discovered this channel and I'm definitely gonna check out more of your videos. The tingles come in such a perfect way, it's so satisfying.

TimeStamps: 0:01 Intro 6:01 Start And Inspection 11:44 Identifying Your Class 12:21 Perform A Exam 21:06 Head Inspection 28:02 Dr. Rift Identifies Your SCP Name 28:40 Asked You And Explains The "Ask" 30:04 Telling About Its Company 31:54 Measurings 35:30 The Drawings 42:20 Writing Your SCP Name 43:53 The Objects 50:10 Questions 55:41 Taking Up Some Notes/Outro

@RileyBurrows-hu1fl

9 күн бұрын

Thanks

[REDACTED] in the streets, [DATA EXPUNGED] in the sheets.

@duderzguy1236

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@shadowburn3378

4 жыл бұрын

[ERECTED]

@sonofconnaught2945

4 жыл бұрын

@@shadowburn3378 Woah buddy, gonna have to drop the alpha warhead after that comment.

@ViperRulerlm

4 жыл бұрын

One in the [REDACTED], Two in the [DATA EXPUNGED].

@user-by6kz3dq6w

4 жыл бұрын

@Elvis Presley Elvis i-

Dr. Bright: immortality Dr. Clef: Reality bending Dr. Rift: Putting the SCPs into long periods of sleeping

@jessechavez5602

3 жыл бұрын

Me: potato

@GachaRobloxianAndrew

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@pokeplush6703

3 жыл бұрын

Dr. Me: am I doctor I don’t think *eats chip* *turns on tv*

@GachaRobloxianAndrew

3 жыл бұрын

Dr Andy: Supreme lord of time and space

@braedenfluke5050

3 жыл бұрын

Dr. Clef isn’t a reality bender. He’s actually a human reality anchor. It’s hard to explain what a reality anchor is since I lack the knowledge but basically him being near anomalous beings, mainly reality benders makes them begin to lose their powers. Not immediately mind you but over time it begins to go away which enabled him to kill 101 Type Greens in the GOC. Actually believe it or not clef was the one who made the GOC’s guide for dealing with type greens.

That camera behind him is most definitely a SCP. It kept staring into my soul.

“for the last time, just because I was cosplaying at work doesn’t mean I’m an SCP, [REDACTED].” -Dr. [REDACTED]’s coworker

ER is a actually an SCP who constantly acts as though they are before a camera talking to someone. This SCP can take on numerous characters and voices but always has the same underlying shape. If you watch this SCP for long enough, you get sleepier and sleepier until in a coma like state. If woken, the person will constantly request more content from this strange SCP and think of nothing else.

@General_Arcturus506

4 жыл бұрын

...woah

@misfit2548

4 жыл бұрын

Hey mind if someone runs with this?

@brianbayot8347

4 жыл бұрын

This is SCP-5178, the ASMRtist.

@PerceptionASMR

4 жыл бұрын

@@misfit2548 sure what do you mean 🤣

@thecrusader4717

4 жыл бұрын

@@PerceptionASMR he's wondering if someone can make an SCP file of it on the wiki. Just in case it's an original idea he's asking permission to write it or have someone else write it.

It'd be funny if he dropped our head by accident. "It seems that your head could-- ah shit! Sorry bout that"

@lPsychoMax

2 жыл бұрын

and that's how I fell for him. I lost a few feet but I grounded myself. You could say I headed in a different direction. Ahahaha, seriously, don't drop that. I need it.

@jypeewee1613

2 жыл бұрын

@@lPsychoMax 😂😂

@-gal-ya-pal-3967

2 жыл бұрын

@@lPsychoMax you my good pal , would make an exellent father

@toasterhavingabath6980

2 жыл бұрын

@@lPsychoMax this joke made me lose my head

@themyofmy

2 жыл бұрын

@@lPsychoMax losing my mind rn

I'd be interested in an ASMR video where I'm a non-violent alien being analyzed by a human scientist. I think I prefer this setup where they know you can understand them.

Scp 5812 also known as “the viewer” The viewer or scp 5812 is a humanoid young entity who’s only desire is to be relaxed by a type of Audio called “asmr” scp 5812 also has a counter part scp 5812-zzz this counter part is a inanimate object in the shape of a king size bed when scp 5812 comes in contact with this “bed” the viewer will crawl into the bed and demand asmr if it’s wishes are not met scp 5812-zzz will turn into another version of scp 5812 and become very violent until the asmr is playing scp 5812 favourite asmrtist is dr (redacted) also known as doctor rift . Scp 5812 can also produce any asmr noise it hears perfectly even if scp 5812 didn’t hear it fully and when scp 5812 comes into contact with the highly dangerous scp 682. It makes scp 682 very calm and relaxed and somewhat stops the adaptive nature of the lizard and scp 682 dosnt seem to care if we take samples when it’s in this state Scp 5812 is very easily contained if we meet it’s standards of asmr every night that’s all but as soon as the foundation breaks the standards the entity will escape We also put scp 5812 and scp 096 into the same cell and it seems like scp 5812 was looking directly at the shy guys face but scp 096 wasn’t reacting but falling asleep After some more test with scp 5812 it seems like any scp it comes in contact with will be instantly relaxed and won’t struggle or hurt anyone Only one scp broke from the trans like state and it was scp 3812 but somehow scp 5812 knocked out scp 3812 and the entity still hasn’t woke up yet it’s been 3 weeks now Scp 5812 can’t speak but it can write and understand English,Chinese and Latin FILE END

@Player-hk4gt

2 жыл бұрын

Noice

@Ariadna-116

Жыл бұрын

How de fack did 3812 get knocked out that hard?!

@DarkiVR_

Ай бұрын

(drawing sentences) (the sentence is) im hungry, yall got any food?

@Ultra-pv9rl

21 күн бұрын

Blud wrote a whole essay describing the scp he made up. And I respect the ever living sh!t out of it.

Plot twist: They forgot the SCP in the box and it’s dead.

@rats1131

3 жыл бұрын

schrödingers scp

@jadetheslime3140

3 жыл бұрын

@@rats1131 Neither alive nor dead.

@ilikepie4685

3 жыл бұрын

Please don’t tell me it’s THAT scp, if it is I’m gonna cry.

@zargos4587

3 жыл бұрын

Here were dragons?

@kingpuddles1404

3 жыл бұрын

That explains the head thing

I like how he removed ads so that our ears don’t get molested while we’re tryna sleep. To him it was a small price to pay

@frederickoftheartic2209

2 жыл бұрын

"Molested"

@tristanlii

2 жыл бұрын

@@frederickoftheartic2209 molest i like the ring to it

@icgmommy87

2 жыл бұрын

*want a break from the ads? Watch this short 30 second video to get a 30 minute add free experience.*

@Yemo132

2 жыл бұрын

lol yeah the ads usually scream down my ears "HAVE U BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?!" and i'm like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" when i get scared half to death

@ncrranger3529

2 жыл бұрын

@@Yemo132 *Messenger notification* LOUD RANDOM MUSIC BEHIND A MESSENGER CONVERSATION

As an SCP who is currently being hunted down by the foundation i can confirm this is relaxi-

The SCP is just asleep but it sleeps with its eyes open and occasionally twitches.

imagine being a [REDACTED] this post was made by [DATA EXPUNGED] gang

@gabrielsanchez3298

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes

@SomeReadingsASMR

4 жыл бұрын

silly, silly, silly

@thatlazguy

4 жыл бұрын

[DATA EXPUNGED] gang where you at.

@vera_ocb

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatlazguyim here mt boi

@dog6413

4 жыл бұрын

Who needs redactions? What are they gonna do? Kill m- *shsndjduudhshsbsjdjjduxhshabbsbsbsbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

*Removes head* "Very interesting..." Me: "Do you mind? I was using that."

@marley9800

3 жыл бұрын

So no head tonight?

@Max_6200

3 жыл бұрын

no you wsn't. Stop being greedy and just learn how to share.

@marley9800

3 жыл бұрын

@@Max_6200 you dont either, its wasn’t not wsnt

@Max_6200

3 жыл бұрын

@@marley9800 yes, I dn't use my head and I'm proud to admit it and share the head with those who need it. And so far what did you do to make our community a bit better, huh?

@marley9800

3 жыл бұрын

@@Max_6200 by watching our kids

SCP-7841 Object Class - Euclid Discovery Date - May ⬛ 2020 Subject number 7841 is a group of Euclid-class, humanoid entities of an unidentifiable gender, age, ethnicity or species. The subjects are compliant when spoken to in soft tones, but quickly become irritable when any voices nearby exceed a low speaking volume. The subjects will only speak with Dr. ⬛⬛⬛, And all differ in appearance and interests. Many subjects enjoy human activities such as reading, drawing, writing, watching television programs, and physical exercise. All subjects, however, share two things in common : One, they enjoy "nesting" in piles of blankets, similar to a cat. The other thing is that they all have a red string coming off of some part of their body, frayed and cut at the ends. All subjects remain silent as well, unresponsive and silent, rarely blinking or performing any other human body functions. The subject's internal organs make strange, strange sounds, indescribable with words. Each subject is able to remove and attach their heads to their necks whenever they wat to. Dr. ⬛⬛⬛ has gone to great lengths to ensure that every subject gets a good night's sleep, as they tend to be increasingly irritable when they wake.

@Otter855

21 күн бұрын

That’s a lot of words….too bad I’m not gonna read em

ER: *Removes my head.* Me: “Since when the hell could I do that?”

plot twist: he’s actually just speaking to a hamster.

@Necrom6

4 жыл бұрын

What kind of fuckin hamster do *you* have

@Froggerz

4 жыл бұрын

PeksMex What, your hamster isn’t human sized?

@Necrom6

4 жыл бұрын

@@Froggerz my human sized hamsters head came off

@velvetvelvet

4 жыл бұрын

hampstir

@xamareik4661

4 жыл бұрын

It's just that one video of a hampster staring into a camera

We are an scp that requires very calm and mellow sounds to stay inactive He’s whispering cuz if he doesn’t we’ll go crazy

@leotimesleo

3 жыл бұрын

we're dangerous scps, but we stay calm if we are whispered too / calmly spoken too

@fmradio4908

3 жыл бұрын

I love the idea of a hostile scp that has to be listening to asmr to be interacted with safely.

@jankystreams3337

3 жыл бұрын

@@fmradio4908 "OK get the headphone launcher!"

@Ruina11

3 жыл бұрын

Dude be on keter duty

@exorjack

3 жыл бұрын

we're just a mass of beings stuck together and when we hear any loud noises we all just fucking combust or some shit

Just a headconnon for the "entinty" The "Entinty" never wanted to be there and stayed silent to not be hurt,or get yelled at,it wasnt shy,but it was scared, worried and confused of why if was there,later gets used to all this mess,still silent in the same fear state that never left,mainly hiding in the corner,never liking to be botherd,favoriteing some of the docters fearing the rest. EDIT:Misspelling

Takes my head off. “Havent you watched Labyrinth? It’s against the rules to toy with other peoples heads!”

*nearly asleep* “It looks as though I can remove your head”. HOLD UP-

@Drifting_Rift

3 жыл бұрын

So tempting to like but it has 69 likes

@madboi8741

3 жыл бұрын

keep it 69 please

@acc0cutie_xox

3 жыл бұрын

@@madboi8741 to late its now 82 likes

@A_Weird_Angel

3 жыл бұрын

@@acc0cutie_xox NOOOOOO

@-the-insomniac-7700

3 жыл бұрын

Garrett West 191

In the middle of the deeply relaxing video: **THE SITE IS EXPERIENCING MULTIPLE KETER AND EUCLID CONTAINMENT BREACHES FULL SITE LOCKDOWN INITIATED**

@xamareik4661

4 жыл бұрын

"Agent, behind you!" "Oh shit" "Keep your eyes on it" "Alright, I'm going to blink"

@drageus9059

4 жыл бұрын

Xamareik sauce *H O L D S H I F T T O S P R I N T*

@xamareik4661

4 жыл бұрын

@@drageus9059 *loud ass creaking noise and 106 laugh*

@jaynecooney9549

4 жыл бұрын

KZread Algorithm oh no

@IamPlantor

4 жыл бұрын

"please... Let me go" *Femur breaker begins*

This is like my last resort for sleep, which unfortunately I've had to go to a lot lately. Something about it man... The fact it's something I'm interested in (SCP), the right amount of personal attention, consistently talking, and it's not too quiet nor overloaded with mouthsounds. It keeps my head from buzzing with thoughts. Thank you, genuinely.

Rift's videos are amazing to listen to while doing illustrations. Soothed ... sedated.

ER:can you control my mind ? Me: I command you to write ER:begins to write Me: :o

@StariiCakkee

3 жыл бұрын

Xd

@Fallen28

3 жыл бұрын

Soregenitals would be pretty cool if it actually happened

@clovest3rz

3 жыл бұрын

Your pfp pretty much is reasonable why u are a scp

@Sabaramond

3 жыл бұрын

:o

@cmcphotography1

3 жыл бұрын

That makes alot of SANS, but i had no tuTORIEL on how to use it. Because maybe my ability is full of asGORE since my PAP-A-yrus is scared of me, and i think my CHARActer is taking a huge fRISK because i havent METTATON of people in quarantine, maybe im UNDYNE-ING or maybe ALPHYS stress is getting to me. Since my house is full of GASter but my powers are ASRIEL as it gets

I am the SCP that does nothing, and dies

@yeetreetyall6928

4 жыл бұрын

G L O N K

@shenlix7529

4 жыл бұрын

CornOtaurus Studios stonks

@jciwallcrawler3673

4 жыл бұрын

onepumpzbtw the flanimal glonk?

@omni_8285

4 жыл бұрын

So a human basically

@johanbjorck4786

4 жыл бұрын

GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻

Subject class:thaumiel Scp[REDACTED] is an SCP subject which shows extreme mastery in the calming and re-containment of many other SCP subjects. This anomaly is to be contained in a 12 by 12 meter square box. This box is to be cleared of any objects other than the subject itself. Unless given clearance by dr[REDACTED]. When testing the subject all staff within a 15 meter radius are to be given completely deafening ear protection. Any exposure to the subject will result in a coma like state which has not been found to be breakable.

Dr sherman: "wheres my co-worker?" Dr gears: "you mean anomaly? They're being interviewed and contained" Dr Sherman: *internal screaming*

Hey, just a quick reminder, the SCP site is actually under attack by a Russian guy who wants to claim copyright on all the content and own it for himself (at least, the Russian version).

@floppydolphins4123

4 жыл бұрын

SomeKindaSpy I wish people didn't do such shitty things. Abusing copyright and claiming copyright on something you don't own is a really shitty thing to do. I hope the guy doesn't get away with this.

@katlynbascomb2641

4 жыл бұрын

That's depressing.

@jadegreenleaf781

4 жыл бұрын

@Clare Helfrich money, and it's illegal, so he can't. But, proving that is a long process

@henrydynan83

4 жыл бұрын

I'm copyrighting russia

@mindlessto0l

4 жыл бұрын

ecksdee pro gamer move

ER: what kind of powers do you have? Me: I grow when I eat ER: you’re just fat Me: :(

@q_cola_roja_p

3 жыл бұрын

Mood

@him1517

3 жыл бұрын

when did this happen

@Yournewothermother

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@bobbicamarata793

3 жыл бұрын

Hahha. I do this at 6 o'clock pm

@briishperson5166

3 жыл бұрын

420 likes ;)

Only 2mins into the vid and I'm already subbing! Love how soft your voice is, great work!

This was one of the first ever asmr videos I’ve ever watched you are such an amazing asmrtist, god bless you❤️

"You don't move very much...and you don't talk..." Writers: *Are called out*

@nights_the_nightingale

4 жыл бұрын

Me, a writer, writing while I listen: o_o

@shelbygirl2014

3 жыл бұрын

Noooo Ooooooooooooooooopoooooo

@Honey77227

3 жыл бұрын

Nonwriter but same

@matcha.addict4139

3 жыл бұрын

He writes his own

@som3rand019

3 жыл бұрын

@Natalie You Are A B E E C H yes he is

If an SCP doctor calls you "interesting", that's when you know.

@littlejikatuka8799

3 жыл бұрын

finally an ability to feel being appreciated by someone kind of

@rennightwalker2134

3 жыл бұрын

My ability is to go super sain....reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@mikoajprzybylski6773

3 жыл бұрын

@@rennightwalker2134 Well my ability is i can make poeple happy in quick amount of time.

@cleetuschill1733

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikoajprzybylski6773 I guess it didn’t work

@mikoajprzybylski6773

3 жыл бұрын

@@cleetuschill1733 I didn’t use it yet

Words can't explain how much your videos mean to me mister Rift. I've watched these videos at my lowest points and they always bring me back up. Something about your videos are just so comforting. Thank you sir!

scp- [REDACTED] object class:euclid special containment procedures: blankets and pillows are to be brought to what its calls its "nest"inside of its containment cell the anomaly spends most of its time sleeping or playing games on certain devices that are brought to it if the lights in its cell are turned on the anomaly becomes agitated with who turned on the light if the containment procedures are followed the anomaly will remain docile

SCP-5000 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000 must always be contained in a soundproof room approximately 5x5x5 in volume. Absolutely no sound devices must be present inside the containment cell. Monitoring of the room may be permitted to Staff with a level 3 Clearance or higher. A seal over SCP-5000’s mouth must be present at all times. Description: SCP-5000 is an entity capable of morphing itself into a variety of different characters. The entity itself seems to keep a consistent face of a middle-aged white male with a variety of beard shapes depending on the character. Entity is more than capable of speech and knows every word in the English vocabulary. As previously mentioned, absolutely no vocal communication must be performed with SCP-5000. When a subject speaks to SCP-5000, they experience a sleepy feeling, initially. Halfway through a conversation, subject feels lightheaded and is barely able to do basic motor skills, such as walking. The conversation always ends with the subject either falling asleep, getting into a coma, and potentially [REDACTED]. Addendum-01: SCP-5000’s conversations show no malicious intent towards class D test subjects. The entity always has a common goal regardless of the character it morphs into: to “relax” the person in front of it. There hasn’t been a session where the class D personnel haven’t experienced [DATA EXPUNGED], or been led into [REDACTED]. Addendum-02: It has been reported that the longer the session lasts, the higher the likelihood of the test subject being in danger. The longest conversation that has ever been recorded (without sound) lasted for 1 hour 6 minutes and 6 seconds, during which that time SCP-5000 had morphed into [DATA EXPUNGED]. Addendum-03: SCP-5000 once transformed into a similar SCP known as SCP-049, otherwise known as the Plague Doctor. The two SCP’s were put into a room and were allowed to talk. The recording required 10 different people listening to the conversation due to the sleepiness effect. It must be noted that the effect is only present in human organisms. Here is the audio transcript of the session: 049: I see you’re a medical man such as myself. 5000: Indeed I am. My name is Corvus Clemmons, I exercise my work in the [REDACTED]. Have you heard of it? 049: An asylum worker, I would expect no less from a medical man. Have you had any luck with the Great Pestilence? 5000: Unfortunately the process has been slow, but I could work with you in the future, should these fellow doctors who are listening to us allow us. 049: How long have you been looking for a cure? 5000: I have lost count of the centuries that have gone by. I can ask the [REDACTED] to allow you to join the [DATA EXPUNGED], my relative Professor Clemmons would appreciate another doctor. After SCP-5000 finishes its sentence, both entities begin speaking in an unknown language. Attempts of deciphering the language have proven futile. More monitoring is required for a complete file. Research of the so called [REDACTED] who is suggested to be the creator of the [DATA EXPUNGED] has been started.

@leviwarner1119

4 жыл бұрын

Great writing, but those containment procedures aren’t befitting of a Keter. ER is definitely a Euclid.

@georgekhidasheli4161

4 жыл бұрын

Levi Warner You’re right. I fixed it.

@greedybaron6042

4 жыл бұрын

Buuuut if the SCP also had the ability to send out unfiltered media portions of itself and upload it into social media sites by unknown means, it might be considered keter.

@freshpeanut4967

4 жыл бұрын

The real SCP 5000 is basically the foundation going sicko mode on humanity

@georgekhidasheli4161

4 жыл бұрын

FreshPeanut Well I dont know the latest number.

“The event involving you” “Oh you mean when I found out what to do with a drunken sailor?”

@blomkhead2394

2 жыл бұрын

Impossible.

@superduper1430

2 жыл бұрын

idk how to think this

@tristanrichard7247

2 жыл бұрын

YOOOOOOOO

@commander4562

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, I have been wondering that for years since that song came out

@tentrix8505

2 жыл бұрын

F O R B I D D E N K N O W L E GE

Scp 0471 ꓄ꃅꍟ ꀘꀤꀘꂦꑄ Thamiual The kikos is a small humanoid approximately 4.9 ft tall The kekos does not show hostile signs to other humanoids no matter the suituation its in, the kekos is more of a humanoid blur there is no solid shape or way it appears to someone However, the kekos can be utilized due to it extremely strong Nerotoxin (seems to have a large effect on scp 682s existence in our reality when exposed to the kekos) It is a very open entity to certain members of the observation team ,no noise has been made yet,if contact IS made, it might reply with tapping on the glass,walls,etc.

Pov: The doctor is Scp (your choice) and the camera is a guard trying to get information from SCP (your choice) but they want to do a couple tests to make sure your not sick and tense The doctor/SCP (your choice) powers are putting people to sleep,distracting people,calming SCP and people down and getting rid of desises and taking apart SCP's and people without them realizing it...Its weakness is: [DETACHED] and [DETACHED] (Rip my sick and tired brain for thinking of this)

Anyone noticed how he smiled every time he said “Entity”?

@jadetheslime3140

3 жыл бұрын

He probably plays Dead By Daylight in his spare time.

@nolifeconsolegamer

3 жыл бұрын

Elizabeth Afton probably does because he has a bloodweb curator asmr

@chrisx_x

3 жыл бұрын

I like his beard

@gnome_detector

3 жыл бұрын

@@nolifeconsolegamer I love you both xd

@nolifeconsolegamer

3 жыл бұрын

Night Flaycs huh?!

Me: "reads description" All right then, keep your secrets

@hi-nb5yk

4 жыл бұрын

You said: "Reads description" as if you said it.

@patinthesnow752

4 жыл бұрын

I fell like it’s a bit bold to call it a “description”

@howtobealeaf1423

4 жыл бұрын

We all know what it says but it still conveys mystery for some reason.

@hayden8415

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like I’m Gucci main in 2006

@bosteezyy

4 жыл бұрын

*reads description* Ah yes [REDACTED].

This vid has put me to sleep so many times. I LOVE it

SCP - 3775 - Audience Classification - Euclid Containment Procedures: SCP - 3775 must be spoken to in a low or soft tone. Requirements depend on what SCP - 3775 needs at any specific moment. Quick access to materials is a must at all time to keep SCP - 3775 content. SCP - 3775 or know as Audience, is a multi-persona specimen. The gender and age in indeterminable considering this specimen has multiple personas of all age and gender. 3775 takes care into meeting the needs of each persona, so it is important Dr. [REDACTED] |Dr. Ephemeral Rift| is the only doctor allowed to tend to 3775. 3775 has enhanced hearing; being able to hear all noises that are made when being examined or questioned, so it is crucial that any [REDACTED] must move slowly and speak softly (No louder than 20-25 decibels, as it could harm their hearing and/or cause disturbance within them). SCP - 3775 can detach it's head, as it does not NEED a figure/body to function. This is caused by the multi-personas, only needing it's head to function on it's own. 3775 often stays silent, or unresponsive to questions, seeing as it's voice is made up of many other voices; all caused by the personas; and can be painful to speak. It is difficult to understand what is being said, if spoken to by SCP - 3775, taking into consideration the amount of voices heard when speaking. It is also unwilling to provide any response containing movement. Taking into consideration about 3775 having multiple personas, it is possible it is painful to move or is highly difficult with multiple characters trying to control or move the current body. How many personas SCP - 3775 has is unknown, but is believed to be in the thousands if not higher. It's figure can vary from time to time, sometimes taking a completely different form, or other times only having subtle changes within it's figure. SCP - 3775 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED] [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED] INFORMATION LOST______________________________ANY OTHER INFORMATION IS [REDACTED]

@xxxsinceretyxxx5101

2 жыл бұрын

I made my own interpretation of how our SCP would function, hopefully it's good enough for you 😅

I’m just realizing that SCP is probably the largest and longest game of “yes and” ever played

@Schnifty23

3 жыл бұрын

mostly also the best maze game ever

@mantis3069

3 жыл бұрын

No, everyone at the facilities would be too nice fore me to freak out and kill everyone.

@skyraz8489

3 жыл бұрын

Silence theatre kid

@aziraphalethesapphic

3 жыл бұрын

@@skyraz8489 I may be traumatized-

@otter_nerd4419

3 жыл бұрын

What is "Yes and"?

The scp on camera quivers before this man, for he has an ominous aura that cannot be comprehended.

@yaboired3378

4 жыл бұрын

For reeeaaallll dude

@francinekuri9964

4 жыл бұрын

He's an immortal eldritch god, what do you expect? He is beyond our reasoning.

@ianwynn354

4 жыл бұрын

Like Gus from Breaking Bad

@shala_shashka

4 жыл бұрын

The word youre looking for is "ominous"

@saysHotdogs

4 жыл бұрын

The old napkin psychology

Me: "The event wouldn't have happened if that dude didn't take my chocolate milk."

This guy’s video Solos my sleep schedule 😴😴😴😴

Imagine being born as an SCP and you have a really cool power and then being immediately captured by the foundation and being locked up the rest of your life... that must suck for the ones captuable

@mid1429

2 жыл бұрын

They will try to keep you comfortable at least if it’s not a risk to them

@giyuutomioka9604

2 жыл бұрын

I have been exposed😨😨I must turn into something no one will ever think of it I'm a shape shifter😶😶 oh no I spoke to much bye✌✌ (edit 1: and I'm a time traveller ✌✌) (edit 2: in Minecraft 😛😛)

@giyuutomioka9604

2 жыл бұрын

@@mid1429 that's true 😃😃

@magesticcrab2164

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe we could negotiate. I get let back into society, in return, I keep my powers a secret. Or I could just let myself out? And not stay secrete?

@giyuutomioka9604

2 жыл бұрын

@@magesticcrab2164 I'll get the first option 😃😃

Didn’t know the SCP foundation had their very own Bob Ross.

@prestonreynolds4820

3 жыл бұрын

This man is Rob Ross.

@Glacieux

3 жыл бұрын

I'd imagine they'd use this guy to maybe convince a humanoid SCP to come into custody of the Foundation.

@brh888t5

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@Hellkat01

3 жыл бұрын

Bob ross was an scp

@bbqtoecrisp

3 жыл бұрын

the infinite ikea roblox game has an bob ross ad

This video is just so relaxing in the least comfortable way. I have no other way to describe this timeless masterpiece.

This guys voice is so calming yet stern that he could give me any news and honestly I'd take it well

him:it seems that your head completely detaches itself from your body me: ._. /|\ /\

@henrystickmin224

3 жыл бұрын

@Dio Brando no I will not stop

@maragreathouse8816

3 жыл бұрын

😳 /|\ /\

@J0mama69

3 жыл бұрын

😳 -|- /|\

@fishtailracer6290

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it nope

@DoomSlayer-gj8qb

3 жыл бұрын

Dio Brando why would you make this?

Me: "Why can't I find any male ASMRtists that interest me?" This man: "Challenge accepted."

@syloboy163

3 жыл бұрын

I recommend jojo asmr. He's pretty cool. And probably has that multiple personality disorder as well.

@thexylophone

3 жыл бұрын

@Eye Patch Guy h o w ?

@desvexel840

3 жыл бұрын

Marno ASMR is a pretty funny/silly, laidback guy. His "roleplay where you dont know what to it is" re pretty funny :) And jojo asmr, as someone mentioned above. Hes more energetic

@sgt.mittens2451

3 жыл бұрын

Because of vido games

@beepobeepo

3 жыл бұрын

@@syloboy163 dont joke about mental illness like that

“Sorry I kept you waiting” Yea Man I got contained 4 years ago

"What type of SCP are ya!" *"Sir, this is Chick Fil A"*

ER: "My name is... actually, I don't think it matters what my name is." Me: *sniffsniff* He's a Clemmons.

@Nathan55411

4 жыл бұрын

Well no, Clemmons is a professor. This guy is a doctor.

@thejava.witchiswhispering

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nathan55411 professor clemmons is a professor, corvus clemmons is a plague doctor, and i think even the candyman said at one point that he either was a clemmons, or worked for the professor (or both.) They're everywhere👀👀👀

@thatonesentientbagel4043

4 жыл бұрын

Clemmons is the Smith of Riftworld.

@dovahcatgaming922

4 жыл бұрын

σн ѕнιт

@mjtraeger_official

4 жыл бұрын

i love this comment

"I can tell you prefer to be completely motionless" Me with tourettes, constantly twitching: y e s .. Obviously ✨

@austinwalden4640

3 жыл бұрын

I am so sorry if this is rude but I've neber seen it addressed anywhere and I am genuinely curious. Do you twitch while you sleep or does the section of brain that activates voluntarily/involuntarily go into a kind of rest mode?

@fariyanahmed5182

3 жыл бұрын

@@austinwalden4640 tourettes doesn't work in sleep

@tenaciousjape8288

3 жыл бұрын

@@austinwalden4640 Probably not (note. Wrote this after read other replies)

@anthonybell847

3 жыл бұрын

@@austinwalden4640 mine act up at night only in my hands with clenching them, your brain is still active so you can technically tic, especially if you sleep talk/walk

@alex21091

3 жыл бұрын

@@austinwalden4640 guys I have Tourette’s I’m so quirky ✨

this is the best asmrtist I've ever seen, lowkey so original

okay hear me out this guy is a genius, look at this video and the description, truly fascinating

Him: Can you understand our language? Me: *shakes head no* Him: alright... *double take* Wait a damn minute.

@GTCYTMC

2 жыл бұрын

I’d respond someway or another

@melonpulse4833

2 жыл бұрын

@Sanctioned Moron Minecraft enchanting table is weak. I speak in Windows XP startup sound.

@averagejak1727

2 жыл бұрын

@@melonpulse4833 you fool, to think the windows XP start up is all that. Ha I speak in microwave beeps

@melonpulse4833

2 жыл бұрын

@@averagejak1727 he's too powerful to be left alive!

@shins.u

2 жыл бұрын

@@averagejak1727 *cackles in alien dialect*

This guy would rob someone, then talk in a calming voice, and convince everyone around him to let him rob the guy because of his calming voice.

@erikhullum625

3 жыл бұрын

Rob a Bank then get caught and explain how he was just making an asmr video and get let off with the money

@DEITY_Z

3 жыл бұрын

Or he talks in a calming voice, everyone falls asleep, and he can take over the entire multiverse.

proud to say this was my first ephemeral rift video 2 years ago. i still like to come back to it sometimes

this is the most relaxing ASMR that I have heard, oddly enough.

Maybe we speak in a pitch humans can’t hear so every time he says we’re unresponsive we’re like, “BRO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?”

@disapointment1389

3 жыл бұрын

Sings never gonna give you up loudly*

@jigokunohi6538

3 жыл бұрын

@@disapointment1389 NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

@TH4N4T0S

3 жыл бұрын

@@jigokunohi6538 never gonna run around and hurt you

@disapointment1389

3 жыл бұрын

@@jigokunohi6538 never gonna run around and hurt you

@lukiklepsa6218

3 жыл бұрын

@@disapointment1389 Never gonna make you cry!

“You don’t like moving” Me: *Welcome to pillow world, lemme get up and greet cha..*

@gacha_1883

2 жыл бұрын

*doesn't move* Well I tried 😔✌

@LouieHocotate

2 жыл бұрын

“Hey Peter, I’m Brian dog.”

@chaoticvoid2864

2 жыл бұрын

There we go....yeeaaaa

@shadow_entity9191

2 жыл бұрын

Stewie is the best no matter what state he's in

@gacha_1883

2 жыл бұрын

Lol this is like something that happened on my discord server once

I’ve watched this video countless number of times and I still don’t think I’ve seen it all it makes me so sleepy

gotta love the asmr scp, the scp who is only calm and not a hazard when treated like the viewer of an asmr video

Pov: he speaks softly because previous interviews resulted in personnel [REDACTED] when conducted in normal volumes, in an attempt to study the anomaly more safely Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] decided to conduct the interview with the anomaly by speaking softly. It becomes apparent that when talked to or approached softly SCP-[REDACTED] becomes fairly docile and cooperative with site personnel

@thafallen3657

2 жыл бұрын

Why are there no comments it's a good post

@ExplicitNormality

2 жыл бұрын

@@thafallen3657 agreed

@SMTlover000

2 жыл бұрын

Damn

@SMTlover000

2 жыл бұрын

@@thafallen3657 agreed

@alexcarr2584

2 жыл бұрын

Words.

Plot twist: he’s the SCP and we’re the test subjects

@TimSlee1

4 жыл бұрын

ASMR scp

@williamafton2021

4 жыл бұрын

I am not a test subject your all my test subjects

@quarantinehitsdifferent5274

4 жыл бұрын

SCP 049 who the hell gave you the WiFi password this time?

@j_c_may7254

4 жыл бұрын

The SCP Foundation I bet it was Dr. Bright

@quarantinehitsdifferent5274

4 жыл бұрын

J_C_May would not bet surprised

i like the idea that some SCPs are “contained” but not exactly imprisoned. the less dangerous ones can still interact with people and have things to do other than just be in a cell.

This is the one asmr video that can get me to sleep, no matter the situation. I don’t know why

@henny7229

Жыл бұрын

same here I keep coming back to this video every day I dont even know how often Ive watched it

"We're going to try to listen for your heart, if you even have a heart." [Insult: Deletion of unwanted file.]

@MeatGreasy

3 жыл бұрын

\\\ /// \\\ /// \\\ /// /// \\\ /// \\\ /// \\\

@randallsanders1766

3 жыл бұрын

@@MeatGreasy uh, ok

@landonmitchell3588

3 жыл бұрын

Really had to make an AWOG reference didn’t you?

@HikiOmo

3 жыл бұрын

Reference: SCP 079 Interview

@aioctober873

3 жыл бұрын

SON OF A BITCH AI SHUT DOWN AGAIN, DOC!

ER: I don't think we're gonna perform any surgeries Me: phew ER: Today

@dovahcatgaming922

4 жыл бұрын

ι ωαѕ ℓιкє "¢υт ιитσ мє αи∂ ι'ℓℓ вє fσя¢є∂ тσ нυят тнαт ρяєтту fα¢є σf уσυяѕ"

@datboi2250

4 жыл бұрын

@@dovahcatgaming922 Actually I think that it would be relaxing af.

@edmardisla8492

4 жыл бұрын

@@datboi2250 with anesthesia maybe...

@datboi2250

4 жыл бұрын

@@edmardisla8492 or if you are a masochist

@edmardisla8492

4 жыл бұрын

@@datboi2250 ...k...

This HELPED me with my headache, im nee in this channel, but i already love it!

He sounds like he’s constantly thinking about what word to say next 😭 (amazing asmr btw ;)

Store Clerk: “Why do you need this bone saw?” Ephemeral Rift: “To put people to sleep” Store Clerk: “I’m sorry what now?”

@Speed001

2 жыл бұрын

ER: "Don't worry, not permanently."

@donovangamez1119

2 жыл бұрын

“Don’t worry i just record myself being quiet to a camera so ppl in burritos can sleep/relax”

@iferawhite7661

2 жыл бұрын

When I say I CACKLED--..

@marrowseer0881

2 жыл бұрын

911. I have a strang man that wants to "put people asleep" with a bone saw!

@valdistanda1546

2 жыл бұрын

@@marrowseer0881 For creepypasta fans- Jeffery Woods: HEY THATS MY LINE!

"Just allow me a second to put these aside" *Continues tapping vigorously on files*

@kurosakitagami2788

4 жыл бұрын

Maloch hello reckoning

@Jaketheaxman

4 жыл бұрын

I scrolled past this real fast and thought you said, "keeps vaping vigorously on files," Like how do you even vape vigorously lol

@Dobr22

4 жыл бұрын

*I just did 666 likes*

@HighlanderJosh

4 жыл бұрын

He needed to make sure he was holding those files he was speaking of 🤔

I've been needing one more of this for so long now. Please, give us another scp themed asmr like this. Maybe with some other classifications if you wanna change some things.. like safe, keter.. in my opinion it is already lovely as it is, but please, we need another one.

@Koweko

2 жыл бұрын

This is too perfect to be alone

@EphemeralRift

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, I have plans not very different from what you've alluded to!

@Koweko

2 жыл бұрын

@@EphemeralRift YEAS!

@daltonmullins1316

2 жыл бұрын

@@EphemeralRift nice can't wait

Wow I can’t believe this video is two and a half years old. Wow. I remember the day this came out and I watched it now I’m doing the same thing 30 months later, that’s crazy to think about.

"POV: You're a regular statue being asked questions you don't and can't understand ASMR"

@yuutokazaki6821

4 жыл бұрын

So just another unintelligible questionnaire?

@donkschlonk

4 жыл бұрын

No, we're just a camera.

@henriox5563

4 жыл бұрын

Just a new type of SCP-173

@zakshmo6835

4 жыл бұрын

Did he blink

@leonardchurch814

4 жыл бұрын

Peanut

Our scp log be like: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED]

@MrFrog-rd8lx

3 жыл бұрын

Well that is because [REDACTED]

@mbts-_-gacha9535

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, you seem to be missing the [REDACTED]

@MrFrog-rd8lx

3 жыл бұрын

Oh and the [REDACTED]

@mbts-_-gacha9535

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrFrog-rd8lx And you [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

@MrFrog-rd8lx

3 жыл бұрын

@@mbts-_-gacha9535 did you forget [DATA EXPUNGED]

Video title: “ What kind of SCP are you?” Me: “ I’m that one SCP that looks harmless and really likes talking and socializing, but I’m not afraid to snap someone’s neck. Oh, and I’m that one SCP that can control electricity and all things like it like lightning and stuff.”

@EphemeralRift

2 жыл бұрын

May all of your nows be splentastic!

how did i fall asleep for 5 hours to this