I think some people are missing the point of the SCP stories. They're not meant to all be scary. Some are just meant to be interesting. This looks like one that's just meant to be interesting.

@mr.thunderthrust6621

6 жыл бұрын

Dan yep a toaster.......

@SatanIsSextingMe

6 жыл бұрын

If you don't find me scary, you aren't understanding me quite well enough, I think.

@drizzziit1

5 жыл бұрын

Because a woman eating to her death until her stomatch burst open isn't scary...

@NachosInPonchos6969teehee

5 жыл бұрын

@@drizzziit1 yeah unless you see that in person in this context i'd describe the scene as gorry. (the story of me as a whole is pretty scary though)

@alemon2367

4 жыл бұрын

You need to refer to me in first person

I always was my favorite SCP.

@spunkyjoe5910

6 жыл бұрын

i am my favorite SCP as well

@ZelphTheWebmancer

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't kwno about me, but that I do I love me.

@umjammerlammy9993

6 жыл бұрын

I love this set affirming positivity I put in ourselves as a toaster

@krzysztofcieslewicz962

4 жыл бұрын

I hate myself

@MajorwormXcv

4 жыл бұрын

@@krzysztofcieslewicz962 I luaghed.

I love how he is doing an episode on me.

@PivoteroIniciante

6 жыл бұрын

yeah i cant believe hes finally making a video on me

@Shaymin00000

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, my article's pretty good.

@JtheBOSS

6 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t it be I love how I’m doing an episode on me?

@thatguy1080

6 жыл бұрын

Not only that, but I bet that I can make some damn fine toast, if those agency goons would actually use me properly.

@nickj.648

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't really like this one, but I loved it.

Breadaniel ..... I'll let myself out ....

@diegodeluquev1433

6 жыл бұрын

_Oh, no, you didn't._ >Seinfeld theme

@Tobiasthepious_134

6 жыл бұрын

PAPA GIVETH THY VIDI

@lordhood117

6 жыл бұрын

As a connoisseur of this form of humor, I wholeheartedly applaud you on this. Well executed!

@adanklobster6525

6 жыл бұрын

Jesus Is The Bread

@IAmSuccubunny

6 жыл бұрын

No! Don't let myself out! oh, you mean as in the joke way and not...

Man, he really described me to a tee. I wonder what happened to my screw?

@Nathan-zl1ve

6 жыл бұрын

Lenoh it screwed off

@HattedGamer01

6 жыл бұрын

*I

@199NickYT

6 жыл бұрын

It was probably re-attached to me. I mean, it's easier to keep all my components together if I'm all put together, right?

@nitronikolai

4 жыл бұрын

9

@itssTeal

4 жыл бұрын

I get the joke

here's your problem, too many toasters you know what they say, "all toasters, toast, toast".

@diegodankquixote-wry3242

6 жыл бұрын

Luke Adams hey, you! Get off my cloud.

@ChuckleBrryFinn

6 жыл бұрын

Toasters toast bread. Toast is already toasted bread.

@darkklown06

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah you don't know me and you don't know my style

@ithebinman

6 жыл бұрын

and water ain't wet

It toasted so well the pathetic humans tried to match its greatness... Fools...

@JutlandAngel

6 жыл бұрын

Darth Elmo, I don't think Fidel is a human which is why they don't refer to me in first person.

@gege0298

6 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure it is talking about me

@itzcloudy5672

6 жыл бұрын

must be something like scp343 or something to be immune to my effects

@dukinukireal

6 жыл бұрын

*I* toasted so well all the pathetic himans tried to match *my* greatness

@aarond3753

4 жыл бұрын

I toasted so well you pathetic humans tried to match my greatness...*

I think my toaster thing is hilarious. I love how I can only be talked about in the first person. My whole concept is the best kind of comedy.

died trying to eat an electric socket

@demonminer8093

6 жыл бұрын

i mean, i'm just a toaster so i wouldnt know, but isnt that an incredible way to die?

@butterskywalker8785

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like something I'd do regardless of any scp

I love how the writer put "hello" at the beginning. At least I am a polite evil toaster.

I kind of made myself laugh, I thought that I was going to be another terrifying concept of a shattered reality or something but I was just that hilarious toaster.

I was always one of my favorite SCPs. People tend to forget the point of SCP is not to be scary, but to be weird. I think that I do a good job of reminding people of that.

I'm surprised he even did an episode on me, didn't think he would. I always thought I was a very interesting Scp, like an Scp you can't mention properly like Scp-•• ••••• •• • Never the less even though I am just a mere toaster, I'm still a pretty neat Scp

@liamk3451

4 жыл бұрын

nice profile pic

@GonadLad

4 жыл бұрын

nice profile pic

@alex.g7317

2 жыл бұрын

nice profile pic

@FriedrichTheGreatest

2 жыл бұрын

See y'all next year when the next guy comments that.

@thehalfnegativeoptimist4578

2 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic

Ok, I gotta be one of my favorite SCPs

@FruitShake

5 жыл бұрын

* "I gotta be one of my favourite SCPs"

@PresidentNUT

5 жыл бұрын

What SCP-426? How am I you favorite? I am just a toaster, I just hope you just toast plenty of toast.

I love your SCP series especially with the spooky music in the background it brings out so much suspense.

@UlfFormynder

6 жыл бұрын

Getting them right before bed is an added bonus.

@mohnomoosik

6 жыл бұрын

i love my series too

@colbychristy5218

6 жыл бұрын

I love it almost as much as the game

@kayt9627

6 жыл бұрын

But Colby, the game misses the whole fucking point of the short story premise of SCP

@Adrian_1114

2 жыл бұрын

This ones had chill beats imo

I always thought that I resembled the _Brave little toaster_

@jakobgroenen

6 жыл бұрын

Justin Young Go away

@FordMustangFoxbody

6 жыл бұрын

16 likes and 1 comment. The one underneath this has 57 likes and 5 comments. No, the hate comments are not putting you at the top. That card is no longer valid.

@jono2851

6 жыл бұрын

dude im not even kidding, how are you the top comment of like 90% of the videos i watch, wtf is up with that

@tresalas6800

6 жыл бұрын

Justin Young how are you always everywhere

@kake1604

6 жыл бұрын

I thought the same exact thing.

"in their attempts to emulate my standard functions" Thanks, now I imagined people shoving bread in their mouth and plucking electrical cords in their arse

Easy fix. 1. Control F 2. Type “me” or “I.” 3. Replace all with “toaster.” Done.

@SirCheeseEater

5 жыл бұрын

You just don't get the properties of Me it's just that I can only be really talked about in the 1rst person so yeah can't judge me or the creator of me or the other me's talking

I really get a chill at the pacing. The log starts out so light and amusing, like 'Lol toaster makes people talk in first person', but then you hear more and more and your mouth goes dry at the psychological and physical implications and you just want to curl up and pray what you just experienced doesn't haunt your dreams.

I’m honestly one of the funniest SCP’s out there. I’m such a unique concept, and I love how everyone is in on me.

the real SCP was us all along.

This is one of those scp's that really lends itself to the format

1:51 A person literally died from doing something illegal with a TOASTER.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,TOASTERS TOAST TOAST

@mistermile7638

3 жыл бұрын

I toast toast.

When i said that “I remained oblivious to the first person pronoun” I DID REMAIN OBLIVIOUS TO THE PRONOUN

1:50 This woman ate 22 loaves of bread, I cant BREATHE

I like to imagine this one was actually written by the toaster, and that it outlines a containment procedure because it just wants to be used as a normal toaster, and not mess with people's heads.

@SonicPman

3 жыл бұрын

same

You can contain... my.. protection?

@_NobodySpecial_

6 жыл бұрын

Aku secure anomalous items contain them and protect the public from them

It makes me quite cute when I refer to myself in the first person

Is this just so people can make “I identify as a toaster” jokes?

@ladymomo3333

6 жыл бұрын

Spyro Jyro I was just think that...

@dreamypunx

6 жыл бұрын

Jazzberry Jam Nice grammar.

@ladymomo3333

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks?

@dreamerhammerspace

5 жыл бұрын

mmmaybe...

@rolfstomped3795

5 жыл бұрын

I believe, though I am quite focused on toasting atm.

*I IDENTIFY AS A TOASTER*

I'm so glad Brendaniel chose to discuss a more lighthearted SCP file.

Eh hem >Be . . . me

@P1ay3r7

6 жыл бұрын

Brendaniel became a SCP narrator and TGWAV a 4chan narrator. I ain't even mad.

@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315

4 жыл бұрын

>be me >a toaster

These joke SCPs are great

This is actually kind of creepy

@whinybaby8072

5 жыл бұрын

Im not that creepy!

@otavio048

4 жыл бұрын

@@whinybaby8072 i mean i think im kinda creepy but mostly funny

@tofuranimations8928

4 жыл бұрын

Did you just refer to me in the 3rd person?!?!

@namesurname8474

4 жыл бұрын

if i do say so myself

Idk about you but there's something sexy about that toaster....

@kekero540

6 жыл бұрын

Veloci raptor Thanks for the complement.

@FruitShake

5 жыл бұрын

*About me

@ShonaS

5 жыл бұрын

I hear that alot of shaggies are sexy

@lemonstone774

4 жыл бұрын

Thank my friend

The Toaster cannot defeat me. I am not able to be controlled by me.

I'm so happy you're doing SCPs, they're amazing and you're doing such an amazing job reading them!! Keep up the good work!!!

I was introduced to Brendaniel's beautiful voice as the guest voice of Paul on the Chris Ray Gun show...now Paul is the only thing I can think of when I watch these

I always thought I was a strange SCP, but I'm so unique with how people refer to me. I'm one of my favorite entries.

I don't know what everyone is talking about. It's perfectly easy for me to talk about myself.

Sleep can wait papa posted a new video

You know what they say, all toaster toast toast.

Never before have I been scared of me *Cough cough* I mean a toaster, man i'm hungry for bread rn

I was my first SCP and I am still my favorite. I am both weird and terrifying at the same time. This is what SCPs should be.

Toaster/Jack the toaster:I Need help,Y/N:Oh...

Moral of the story: Never give a toaster as a wedding gift!

Where is my toast John?!

I love how everyone in the comments are talking about me in the first person

"What is your gender?" me: "toaster"

His videos always sound so serious but then toaster that makes people want to be a toaster

I like myself because I’m just such an interesting toaster, it’s like I’m telling a story, not a doctor.

You just opened a whole new world for me, I just spent like 3 hours reading scp stories

Wow I like how I function as a toaster. It's nice to see me represented so well among scp's despite being nothing more than a toaster

at the start it had me thinking this thing was sentient and benevolent and did not mean or desire any harm, and as such helped to devise how to contain itself.

This is one of the scariest scp boys it actually makes me feel safe that I can talk about it in 3rd person

Wow I am such a cool SCP, really, I am one of the top, well written entries.

Hah, here's the problem. Too many toasters!

He provided the audience with my photo? Thanks a lot! I hope you all enjoyed my tale.

Wow, his documentary on me was very spectacular, well done, well done. I loved the way you talked.

Thank you so much for these. I knew of the existence of SCP, but had never looked into it. These readings are a blast.

SCP 246 is my favorite scp because they can only be spoken and written in 1st person.

I wonder how horrifying it would be if my secondary effects were unlimited

I wonder if the personnel are forced to do these things, like "You, go in there" "bu-" "That's an order"

Woah, great job Brendan! Fantastic production.

Man this must be really hard to describe what it does in universe cuz obviously I can say it's a toaster that you can only refer to in the first person that makes you want to be a toaster

I'm one of my favorite SCPs! It's just so interesting to think about what an effect something like me would have on people psychologically!

This is amazing! Your voice is great for this.

Ah I love these videos. Great content, fantastic job.

I am my least favorite scp. All I do is make people thinking they are like me, and make them do actions that I would do, even if they don't know me.

im about to do what's called a pro gamer move I t ' s a t o a s t e r .

Really loving these.

Think about it. There is a toaster in almost every household. The subjects didn't know they were taking in the first person. _We could be talking in the first person and not even know it_ And that's what my brain thinks about at midnight o'clock. Goodnight everyone!

I love these SCP episodes you do

I am by far one of my favourite SPCs. Hilarious and terrifying.

Keep up the SCP readings!!! Post daily and I would watch everyday

I thought I was a safe SCP, they can lock me in a box and I can't get out.

I've heard this before, and it has to be my favorite scp besides the magic coffee machine

Love your scp stuff

Talkie Toaster: would anyone like any toast? 🍞

No joke, Bren. I'd love to hear you do one of the more serious SCPs. You sound pretty official.

I think that I am just a mere toaster that just toast bread I am completely normal aren’t I not?

That bleep noise is chilling.

I wonder how long till Brendaniel starts diving into the -J's. To this day I have trouble breathing after reading 666½-J.

You know what they say... All Toasters toast TOAST!

I’m a toaster that makes people think they’re a toaster and die from trying to be a toaster. What a world we live in.

If you look at the other infohazards they have, this is actually one of the more harmless ones. Most of the others are essentially diseases that are spread through thoughts and knowledge, such as 370, which spreads the anomaly based on knowing details of a specific key. Though some are simply harmless things that only affect the information rather than spread with knowledge of the information, such as 586, which simply makes at least one spilling error in each sentence about it.

Someone finally represents the other genders properly. I could cry.

So um, that toaster is a cool thing huh? AAAH I REFERRED TO THAT DAMN TOASTER IN THE THIRD PERSON HOLEH SHEET

It’s almost as if I’m being interviewed. It’s not like I’m a sentient being. I’m just a toaster.

I don't get how people wouldn't realize they used the first person perspective when talking about me

Loving this. Keep em coming

maybe the real scp was the friends i made along the way

I really enjoy it whenever anyone speaks about me. I hope I can be included in at least some tales down the line.

You should be afraid! I am the scourge of all small appliances and the boogeyman that keeps lesser toasters awake at night

Did that guy try to f the toaster?

@peasmehasselberg975

5 жыл бұрын

I think so

@FruitShake

5 жыл бұрын

* "Did this guy attempt to f me?"

@ShonaS

5 жыл бұрын

no he didnt try to f you, thats wierd

I think I'm a great SCP, so freaking cool, I like the part where I make people refer to me in the 1st person. I'm so funny.

The toaster in Big Mountain is way better :P

The high quality content I have come to expect. I like it.

The toaster scp reminds me of the talking toaster from Red Dwarf. Someone must've definitely gotten their inspiration from that. It would make sense then why Lister destroyed it. He most likely is immune to It's anomalous effects. :)