Schulz Wedding: Who WASN’T Invited | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh
Комедия
0:30 - Wedding gifts
15:00 - wedding recap
33:30 - Patton Oswalt and Dave Chappelle
47:35 - Akaash’s upcoming comedy special
56:30 - comedians who WEREN’T invited to the wedding
1:17:00 - Jake and Logan Paul vs Mayweather and Dana White
1:37:45 - Antonio Brown
1:52:00 - Ghislaine Maxwell GUILTY
Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy.
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New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.
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5:12 "that's his gift to you.... excuses!" Aakash coming in clutch 😂😂😂
@ptmac333
2 жыл бұрын
Akash always comes with heat
@B-RaDD
2 жыл бұрын
He had another banger 'recently' after that. When he says "what are you a bitches birthday?" I laughed hard at that. I don't remember what Andrew said for that reply but it was great
"Name one thing a white man can't have" "okay... an opinion" 😂😂😂 that was fire akaash
@AgendaInMind
2 жыл бұрын
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@MyNamesComics
2 жыл бұрын
@@AgendaInMind what
@KingRocco7
2 жыл бұрын
@@AgendaInMind go start a family bruh
@TyM1108
2 жыл бұрын
Idk it's pretty early maybe like 30 minutes in, it's a stand up clip from his special promo
@user-ir1lu1ei4n
2 жыл бұрын
Ino it’s a joke but there’s actually racist s who believe that
Theres something HILARIOUS about Schultz and Akaash living together in their 60s and then both crossing their legs
@AgendaInMind
2 жыл бұрын
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@grownstepchild3135
2 жыл бұрын
@@AgendaInMind the end of ww1 had everything to do with the British developing tanks that could finally allow a way to end the stalemate created through trench warfare fortified with heavy machine guns and artillery barrages. All the illnesses did was make the war that much worse, the attrition of trench warfare to both sides didn’t end the war nor did an increased attrition attributed to disease. Please don’t speak in history if you know jack shit about history, it makes any points you have (wether they’re GOOD or not) completely irrelevant because all people can remember is the bullshit you said in the sentence before it.
@grownstepchild3135
2 жыл бұрын
@@AgendaInMind oh and also nobody was in “fear” of bombing during ww1. There werent any bombing campaigns, that was ww2….
@highlandoutsider8148
2 жыл бұрын
@@AgendaInMind yeah, and it also during this period when Akaash and Andrew hit their 60s finally moved in together....🤨😅
@josephestrada982
2 жыл бұрын
Duuude don’t get me started
I love the fact that the guys come from completely different backgrounds and all found common ground in roasting each other to the ground. What being bros is all about
@Peprahism
2 жыл бұрын
They need a mexican
@Kevtron9000
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed Ricky well said
@DominationOC
2 жыл бұрын
Guys being dudes and dudes being bros
@rickyyg26
2 жыл бұрын
@@Peprahism I’d gladly be that Mexican 😂
@MikeJ2319
2 жыл бұрын
@@rickyyg26 forreal a Latino would definitely add to the unique dynamic they got goin, to have someone to hold it down for South America
Being a longtime listener of this pod honestly feels like we one of the boys. Congrats on the wedding Andrew!
@micxeymonday7290
2 жыл бұрын
Day 1 fan literally 😭 I remember when they B only talked about sports and tried to just keep the conversation about sports
@gomezagb
2 жыл бұрын
If u remember kaz u been listening
@markusray319
2 жыл бұрын
But you wasnt invited! Hahaha
@grownstepchild3135
2 жыл бұрын
@@micxeymonday7290 been here since old brilliant idiots days, the tax stone days lol.
@lauridsjensen7757
2 жыл бұрын
@@gomezagb as someone who was not there in the early days, but has listened to the entire, and i mean entire, flagrant catalog within the last 4 months, even tho the podcast is still good, it was a loss, that he left
Legit rooting for Akaash and this special! He’s a funny genuine dude and deserves the success he got
@robertrodriguez578
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it’s gonna be 🔥
@shaneDylan33
2 жыл бұрын
His the worst and extremely hard to listen too...... Andrew needs to get rid of him
@key2thecitypromotions903
2 жыл бұрын
@@shaneDylan33 you must be new listener.
@blackmamba221
2 жыл бұрын
Dudes a bum
@shaneDylan33
2 жыл бұрын
@@key2thecitypromotions903 Nope
Schulz dressed like a gay receptionist at an art gallery
Proud to see Akaash with the confidence boost 🔥 ya boy is next up ! Congrats to Schulzy too it feels like I’ve watched this guy grow up in the past 5 years and he’s 9 years older than me 😭
@Paul-pu1dj
2 жыл бұрын
💪💪💪😅
Akash was fire this episode, he came through with the best gifts and jokes!
@dumplingsboi3906
2 жыл бұрын
Deadass
@teachingtechnologyy
2 жыл бұрын
Should have been Bitcoin thoo
@raulhernandez6782
2 жыл бұрын
@@teachingtechnologyy what was the crypto he bought for Andrew that he mentioned in this episode?
@teachingtechnologyy
2 жыл бұрын
@@raulhernandez6782 Like NFTs and FTX
@TheDominiqueBallou
2 жыл бұрын
His once a year 20 point game
"He took away his bride's shine on her most important day" best burn of the episode
I just realized it... every "Flagrant 2" episode is like an episode of Seinfeld. "The Podcast About Nothing!" Schulz is Jerry, Akaash is Elaine, Alex is George, Mark is Kramer, Dove is Newman! 😭😭😭
@yogijaya2897
2 жыл бұрын
Pin this ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@chrisrowe2845
2 жыл бұрын
🤯🤯
@bobbysuede4059
2 жыл бұрын
Nailed it lad 😂
@AJ-jt4ti
2 жыл бұрын
Lol don’t let Andrew hear you.
@ihateusernamesgrrr
2 жыл бұрын
lol except Seinfeld sucked and was never really funny. You just insulted the Flagrancy so bad they'll need a helicopter to put out those flames
It’s insane that dov thought his lack of gift would be acceptable 😂
@zjjkj1932
2 жыл бұрын
It's insane you still bringing up dov aft r andrew made a complete ass of his self trying to call somebody out for doing the same thing he did and worse 🤣🤣
Aakash dropped 50 this EP. Dude dropped so many bangers
I was getting flagrant withdrawals. Glad the boys are back
Hope somebody gave Andrew some pants that fit for his wedding
@MikeJ2319
2 жыл бұрын
Didnt he have that bit about the kid with hovering jeans that don’t fit being a school shooter? Lol
@MikeJ2319
2 жыл бұрын
Didnt he have that bit about the kid with hovering jeans that don’t fit being a school shooter? Lol
@MikeJ2319
2 жыл бұрын
Didnt he have that bit about the kid with hovering jeans that don’t fit being a school shooter? Lol
@MikeJ2319
2 жыл бұрын
Didnt he have that bit about the kid with hovering jeans that don’t fit being a school shooter? Lol
Appreciate you guys more than you all could ever imagine, have had a terrible past few days and can always rely on Tuesday night Flagrant to make me feel better. Congrats Andrew and godspeed Akaash on the special, desi pride!!!!
Man it’s great to start off my work week with a good laugh throughout the podcast. Sometimes the pod is even better without having topics to talk about and y’all just bullshitting talking haha. Congrats on the wedding Andrew!
The flagrancy is getting better every episode. Let’s goooo!!
Fire trailer Akash but.... I did notice u had the Patton Oswald “I’m thoughtfully writing” clip in there lmao 😂
Been waiting on a new episode for weeks! Congratulations on the wedding again!
Y’all don’t know how much I needed this. Covid beating my ass and I needed some entertainment
@arinazareth165
2 жыл бұрын
Hang in there bro. That New Year Cron-Cron got me too
@bluesmama3726
2 жыл бұрын
Giggles and rest. All the best.
@musicxavier323
2 жыл бұрын
hahaha facts😂
@cdai216
2 жыл бұрын
@@arinazareth165 😂😂
@cdai216
2 жыл бұрын
@@bluesmama3726 facts much needed
I like how Akaash can keep Andrew in check sometimes! Great pod as usual 🙌
@ajwaddanwarr3409
2 жыл бұрын
thats why this pod is so good they keep each other in check so it feels like a conversation rather than famous people just saying shit. Like Rogan now doesn't feel like an interview anymore, I really miss that.
@AlejandroCab98
2 жыл бұрын
@@ajwaddanwarr3409 rogan has nobody to check him and its obnoxious, a bunch of dickriders will not turn you into a good person
Happy new year to you guys and congratulations Schulzy ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Congrats on the marriage! And loved bringing in the new year with you the Boston show was amazing!
@codydaigle4354
2 жыл бұрын
It was glorious
Holla to Aakash. I’ve been watching and your game has gotten significantly better. I know I’ve been trashin but it’s coming from a place of love. Kill it brother. I can see Andrew is genuinely excited about your special and soo am I!
Happy New Years guys! Can’t wait to see all the great things y’all do this year! Also congrats Andrew on the wedding:)
Man Akaash looking straight to schulz and telling him to open his coinbase wallet, damn that was fire
Been having dreams about the flagrant fam cuz I’ve been having withdrawals (even though I saw Schulzy live last week and the week before..) so I’m happy the boys are back. Especially Mark.
Loved Schulz and flagrant for years now and I remember never being a huge fan of Akaash in the beginning….now he’s dropping BOMBS every pod and has me cracking up. KEEP IT UP AKAASH!!
Akash was on fire this episode!
Been waiting for his special
Big up to akaash ...how good he has got a these one take/live adverts..can see the improvement Big man in the last few months
As a lineman they are 100% right about linemen with concussions. Couple seasons ago I got taken out for the whole last half the season and everyone thought I was faking it because it wasn’t a single hit that took me out just one day in practice my head was booming and then died down eventually before bed and then the next day I practiced and EVERY play my helmet smashes into the other players helmet and then just halfway through practice I just was feeling it all over again and went to my trainer. My head didn’t stop hurting from that day, literally halfway through the season, until like 2 weeks after the season ended. I would feel worst if there were loud noises or bright lights. I thought at one point this pain would just never go, and I got it not from one hit but just from years of hitting my head every single play as I block aggressive and get myself in there
@firstnamelastname180
2 жыл бұрын
Damn bro, how about now man? Any lasting effects that you've noticed since then? Take care of your brain, I got knocked out once and my balance was kinda off for a couple days but I think the repeated hits is actually worse for you
@aflaczach
2 жыл бұрын
Feel you dawg. Different story but a few several concussions got me feelin stupid
@josephasad1077
2 жыл бұрын
Might want to get an mri if you had bad symptoms, I had to
@sbfyoungkilo7172
2 жыл бұрын
Ol
@sbfyoungkilo7172
2 жыл бұрын
O
Nothing but love and excitement for Akaash and his special!
Akaash’s joke about Mile’s wedding gift made me laugh so hard 😂 And the way Andrew talks about Mark’s wedding gift is so funny.
Can't wait for the Akaash special. Get ready Mark, you're up next.
I’ve been following y’all for a while and one of the things that I love the most is how balanced you guys all seem. You always seem to be happy besides the jokes and the laughs, but on this episode Andrew is just on another level. You can feel how happy he is about this decision and I just want to say from a stranger on the internet. Congratulations, my boy, you made it.
I'm super hyped for the special!
so happpyyy that Flagrant is backkkkkk
Happy New Years boys. Best & most consistent group podcast out!!!
Aakash came in clutch 😂😂 hella smooth
Hyped for this akash special!
Akaash’s gift was true friend shit! ✊🏿 (But Dove being the priest for the wedding is a gift too 🙏🏿)
@YoBarbados
2 жыл бұрын
Facts, but nah for Dove. It was nice though.
There back!!! Hell ya love the show
Y’all real lovey on this episode! I love it! ❤️
I saw Bobby Lee tweet about not being invited 🤣🤣
I was hype to see the special after the trailer and then y’all did this 20 minute seminar about it . Felt like a time share.
Congratulations brother.....so happy for you and so proud of you Schulzyyyyyyyy!
great post!
Yo y’all the best gets me thru the rough times!!
@JDeuce
2 жыл бұрын
Stay up, fam. 👌
The crypto gift made me tear up … I love that. True friend… get you a friend like that.
@raulhernandez6782
2 жыл бұрын
What crypto did he buy him?
@Stranger_In_The_Alps
2 жыл бұрын
@@raulhernandez6782 some shitcoin
I love this podcast because these men are genuine, they all hold each other in check
“Look at me, I’m rabbi Dove” took me out 😭😭😂😂😂😂
I love watching every episode and seeing that coffee table my company made haha
Congratulations my guy. Happy New Year boys! Btw Raycons are amazing.
Aakash on point in this one. Been listening or a long time now, and this is one of the most feel-good episodes ever.
The audio quality in this episode is really good!! Needed this for the tony hawk pod. 😭
53:00 As an Indian living in Canada, this is Relatable AF. I feel sometimes that just because you are Indian you get rejected and then you gotta choose sides (Black or white) to fit in.
You guys kill it every time favourite pod to have on laugh the whole way through. You have to do a show in the UK! Keep it going guys amazing stuff.
Can’t wait for the special, Akaash! The army is gonna push it over 1 milly views first week let’s go
Starting your year with Flagrant makes it better!
Congrats Schultz wish you an the wife nothing but happiness that’s awesome man !!!
Get em Akaash… can’t wait for the special
That random yell/laugh at 11:02 🤣
this one about to be fire
Thank you guys for what you do. Very thankful for the laughs and keep doing you 🔥🤘
Happy new year all and congrats on he wedding Andrew!
I’m a new listener, so happy that I found this ! Great examples of what a man is !
Thanks for the invite -Bobby Lee
What’s that promo song?? Love the whole crew. Akaash, hope the best for your special.
Congratulations and best wishes to both of you.
Preach Akash! Love it bro!
This was an insanely good podcast. & Akaash went off with the jokes in this
" Oh just violate her personal space, oh I gotcha" LOL funniest shit this episode.
1:14:49 “oh just violate her personal space I got you” 😂😂😂😂😂 top 5 pod moments of all time
Shulz looks like he does stand up on a cruise for old people
I don’t know what episode but a little after Mark’s wedding they talked about how Shultz didn’t give a present and he explained paid time off was it. It was brought up but he still decided not to do anything
@hanxor
2 жыл бұрын
a sign of growth
I had no idea Akash was so hilarious that clip sold me 😂
Getting married in May, hearing about his wedding is getting me very excited for my own!
Best episode yet, straight up, congrats andrew! Dove just give him turtle doves like that home alone 2 moment, and mark go get yours son
Your Seattle show last night was 🔥 So funny my face is soar 😆 Mark did amazing too, will definitely see you next time big hommie!
Alexx’s laugh is like gasoline to a fire 😂 TAHA
Just got tickets for the added nyc show and got amazing seats I love you Schultzy freaking ecstatic
Andrew the married man was in RARE form on this one. Congrats on the wedding!
Happy new year Happy new me And most of all I’m happy to see Long pants on Schulzy May that style Forever be
We need the occasional 'Dove Cam' 😂
Dove needs a camera on him lol and Valah needs a microphone. I swear yall made this into GOLD!! 🤣🤣🤣
Now I'm curious as hell about Andrew's vows speech lol
This has got to be one of the best episodes. Like Dov is that one friend you love to hate but he is your homie forever.
Bro that Akaash special is gonna be amazing ! I hope it does NUMBERS !! Dude deserves it, he’s a killer and humble as hell, he used to send me free tickets just for hitting him up on Twitter all the time. So did shculz so forever a grateful fan.
I’m just glad Flagrant 2 exists.
I laughed so hard last night!t! That was my first comedy show. I loved it!! I was so nervous having seats close to the stage, I just knew I would be targeted, for no good reason. Happy it was her that got tagged, Great show. Come back soon.
Letsss goooo akash our Desi boy keeping it 💯 waiting for special to drop 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Can’t wait to see akaash live this Friday in Dallas!
Not Dove writing off his good deeds/services to Schulz as wedding gifts 🤦🏾♂️
I like how Andrew says he's coming to Canada and mentions a decent tour INCLUDING Winnipeg!!!! blesss thank you !!! was mad asf when you had to cancel the first time, I was like damn there goes our chance Lmao ....but then Akaash was like hey coming too... dim hitting Vancouver HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha!!!!
The groups hand movement go mad fucken funny yo if you pay attention to it...maybe I’m just stoned
Been the best pod out there for awhile now. Y’all please never stop making this masterpiece of a show. Congrats Andrew!!
Love you guys.
I am so excited for Akaash special. Went and doubled checked that I was subscribed to his channel. I saw Andrew and Mark on Infamous. I was crying laughing so hard.