We dropping more episodes this week than ever... hope y'all enjoy

@toadtube

2 жыл бұрын

YASS QUEENNNN

@danpeerzada3746

2 жыл бұрын

LFGGGGGG

@chetannegi5386

2 жыл бұрын

🦍

@stevencarpenter5143

2 жыл бұрын

Let’s go fam!!!

@brandonborrayo5065

2 жыл бұрын

love you guys

Bruh that transition to Akaash’s costume sent me and then seeing AL killed me DEAD 💀

@OfficialFlagrant

2 жыл бұрын

the old 1, 2, 3 punch

@dushyantkumarrajput7853

2 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣🤣🤣

@nokumira

2 жыл бұрын

Still processing 🥴😂

@Shlogger

2 жыл бұрын

well done. lol

@quacooboateng6833

2 жыл бұрын

naa this is a spoiler🤣

Andrew is making a better case for Amber Heard than her defense attorney.

@iStorm-my5fp

2 жыл бұрын

Lol facts, her defense is so dumn

@guccidonbuzzflightyear4440

2 жыл бұрын

Nocap

@andresmedina9737

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍷

@ericgaines5470

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think they are allowed to really do anything till it's their turn to rip in.

@BrianBadondeBo

2 жыл бұрын

Very true lol

"She's drained more life out of people than some abortion doctors" This is easily one of his strongest opening monologues.

Schulzy mentioning himself shitting the bed as one of the jokes is one of the main reasons why he is a legend in comedy. Everything is equal and can be buried including himself.

@dingdingdingdiiiiing

2 жыл бұрын

Comedy is only good if anything goes and you _have_ to include yourself. And yea, Andrew is brilliant.

Never have I laughed louder at this show than when the camera cuts to Akaash as Edward scissor hands 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@alexanderhamilton3198

2 жыл бұрын

#BIGFACTS 🤣

@ryangoodrich4148

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA bro fr 😂😂😂😂

@Thewhiskeyalphazulu

2 жыл бұрын

YO SAME! the way everything is flopping is so perfect loooooooool

@tyblazin

2 жыл бұрын

Spoiler

@lambohh8172

2 жыл бұрын

I wasn't ready man lol

Someone who is being abused and beaten badly sure is brave to take a dump in their abuser's bed.

@djhrecordhound4391

2 жыл бұрын

No sh*t, eh!

@nihilismistheonlyway4680

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@ssruthss

2 жыл бұрын

*Allegedly

@djhrecordhound4391

2 жыл бұрын

@@ssruthss Nothing alleged. There's photo evidence

@munkqiking7207

2 жыл бұрын

@@ssruthss You didnt hear about the evidence yet?

This is becoming my morning news channel

captain jack avoided serving 100 years aboard the flying dutchman, only to suffer a worse fate... 3 years with amber heard

@tomat8

2 жыл бұрын

Almost everything on the internet is copied.

@maplebear6527

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomat8 Almost everything on the internet is copied.

@Player-xm2mg

2 жыл бұрын

@@maplebear6527 @qywbsjej hgr Almost everything on the internet is copied.

@michellee7469

2 жыл бұрын

Geez was it really only 3 years?!! Wow this woman is classic Daddy issues personified.

@christoffer5875

2 жыл бұрын

He just a dumb mfer for dealing with that. He was like 50 too

As a man who lived the experience of domestic violence.... Staying with an abusive woman, isn't a result of "fire pussy". In all actuality, sex was most likely non-existent in the relationship. Yes, what they're saying is fucking hilarious, and satire. But for the young dudes listening, the moment a woman is abusive, leave. Immediately. It only gets worse.

@rjayogburn

2 жыл бұрын

Preach brother

@dev_ilmoon

2 жыл бұрын

nah thé sex was fire in my case, that’s the only reason i stayed, but after a while even the super soaker ain’t worth it. Save yourselves fellas, thé mental distress will put you in a dark place.

@FOREVERGREEN_MUSIC

2 жыл бұрын

Its hard at first but after a few months to years you wont regret it

@mars3177

2 жыл бұрын

The abuse only gets worse every time is because you don't leave her, she wants you to leave her

@apidas

2 жыл бұрын

not for johnny dep. also, it's a joke!! doesn't happen to regular minimum wage person

Still out of a lost on how y’all make a funnier episode each and every week insane!!

HOW YOU GIFT A KNIFE THAT SAYS “TILL DEATH DO US PART “ TO A MAN YOU THINK IS AN ABUSER???

Akaash as Edward scissor hands had me dying laughing

@tokyopartner2135

2 жыл бұрын

The reveal was epic😭😭😭

@SkirmisherBeats

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed too hard 🤣

@natasha5062

2 жыл бұрын

His hands tho. And why are scissors on the table, ........last minute alterations 😂

@manasashastry404

2 жыл бұрын

*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*

“I think she swallowed so many swimmers that this girl might actually be able to breathe underwater.” Epic

@erykpoyton2799

2 жыл бұрын

Read this as he said it. Always makes it hit harder so thanks 😂

@manasashastry404

2 жыл бұрын

*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*

@scuffedandy4633

2 жыл бұрын

based response

@thomashauer6804

2 жыл бұрын

The big dilemma of our time.. The crazy ones are the most satisfying in bed

@user1926_

2 жыл бұрын

Aye yo 🤣

On a serious note, if she has BPD, I can totally see how she gets this guy's hooked. I have met a couple people with diagnosed BPD in my life. The drama doesn't start right away, but the connection, how magnetic they can be is very unique. I don't know anything about anything, but I think it has something to do with the fact that they have a very unstable sense of self, so they are able to become your dream friend/partner etc. I wish I could show you guys the experience because you just feel so connected to them before you're alive something is wrong. Now combine this with someone being mildly smart/cunning and, I'm her case, very beautiful. And if I had to bet, yeah, the sex is probably good.

@emmyemmy8669

2 жыл бұрын

yes, people with BPD don’t know who they are so they are extremely good at becoming exactly what you like. in fact, they naturally become who they hang out with. in the beginning they are exactly perfect and they see you as perfect.

@TheFaro2011

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. I hook em in. It's addictive for both parties

@solearesoul

2 жыл бұрын

@@emmyemmy8669 yeah I dated a girl with borderline personality disorder. Her passion and sensuality was intense. She started off practically worshiping me. She was extremely magnetic. But once she got me hooked, her worship of me turned to disdain. She literally thought she was a living incarnation of the goddess, particularly Kali Ma. She could do no wrong because all of her actions were divine. She was hot as hell, which was partly because of her magnetic passionate energy, but also CRAZY AS FUUUUCCCKKK.

@djhrecordhound4391

2 жыл бұрын

Some people are confusing Borderline Personality Disorder with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, though she shows signs of both with how sociopathic she can get. It sucks to be stuck in a relationship with either one, but this is another level of WTF

@ttudoc5690

2 жыл бұрын

Bpd and narcissists usually fall hard for each other but it ends very nasty

Im loving the flurry of jokes at the start. Such a good transition into the show. Keep it up!

Dawg, these costumes are fucking fire. Every single transition I laughed even harder! Comedy gold! Also, side note: I’d risk it all for Ms. Heard

@boogalo781

2 жыл бұрын

Same brotha. I ain't got shit to lose

@olivergreen3842

2 жыл бұрын

The red ribbon on his hat goes orange during the close ups. Can't unsee it.

@easymoney2320

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I'd risk it everyday of the week and twice on Sundays.

@night_city_nights

2 жыл бұрын

@@boogalo781 At least you got shit to gain, on your side of the bed

@Buzca

2 жыл бұрын

No Willy Wonka... 😡

I literally died laughing the moment i saw Akaash 😂😂😂😂

@outlawdawnllc

2 жыл бұрын

RIP

Best podcast out there you guys are absolutely killing it! Keep up the good work incredibly impressive and uplifting to watch

"Dont judge me until you have gotten head in my shoes" -Johnny Depp

Idk what’s funnier, the costumes themselves or the fact that they’re just chilling in them like they’re not wearing them. They had to get a good long laugh in before they started to be able to get through it 😂😂😂 these guys are too much!

Bringing these segments into the podcast in combination with the outfits is a great move, it's hilarious flexing the written jokes. Love the ad-lib too but the written jokes hit harder.

@xvmercs

2 жыл бұрын

Same bro I am here for it to be every episode

@MynjaBidniz

2 жыл бұрын

I disagree the writtens slap but the way they flow off the top is incredible

@manasashastry404

2 жыл бұрын

*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*

@KingEazy88

2 жыл бұрын

@@MynjaBidniz I love the banter, the jokes but 25mins of it straight can be annoying.. but I love Andrew.

@KingEazy88

2 жыл бұрын

@@MynjaBidniz first real topic starts 21 mins into the show- like some of those jokes wasn’t hitting in the beginning and the listener has to sit through 20 mins of Andrew just shooting from the hip- idk the pod was different back in the day lol

“Im not gonna throw it away, she gonna destroy it” legendary

Congrats, Akaash on your sold out shows in theaters. You're doing it brother! Keep up the good work; I suspect your trajectory will continue on this course and that makes me happy, both as a fan and stand-up open mic newbie.

Akaash Scissor Hands really has me dying. I had to pause just to laugh. 😂😂😂

I love how they don't even discuss everyone else's costumes and just blind side you

Every time the camera got wider I lost it even more. You guys are too much. I love it.

guys. standing ovation for this intro 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 costumes have me dying, especially every time akash waves his hands in the air😂

This podcast really is a highlight of my week. Idk how y’all do it, but I’m happy you do.😂

@manasashastry404

2 жыл бұрын

*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*

@aaandy44

2 жыл бұрын

With all the parallels they make to how they can save Netflix by providing so much weekly content that people will actually tune in on a weekly basis, we might be watching them through there soon dude

@FOREVERGREEN_MUSIC

2 жыл бұрын

Its my new favorite podcast. Have you listened to Matt and Shane’s secret podcast?

@gac1579

2 жыл бұрын

my condolences

@lazylion420

2 жыл бұрын

yikes... your weeks are pretty boring lol

Not being able to see Al’s face all show and only the orange ass wig really had me dead every time he was on screen

“BRUH, she’s doing double-dutch with her saliva ropes!” 🔥🔥🔥 what a fire line

Thank you for the back to back content during these crazy times bruhs

Damn. Akaash dressed in Edward scissorshands caught me off guard 😂😂😂

Watched like 53 seconds of it and I've laughed harder than I thought I would. Long live the flagrancy.

@whitelion8732

2 жыл бұрын

LOL yeah, I'm 1:43 in and I can tell my face is gonna hurt

@jacobscopperfield7660

2 жыл бұрын

Thats why I watch, Anything they talk about is hilarious

@staringcatnotmonke101

2 жыл бұрын

lol your surname

@kingnelo1156

2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one lmao 🤣

The flagrant 2 just pulled another one, Love the fact they are all being dressed as iconic Johnny Depp Characters!!!.. 😆😆😆

I haven’t made it to 15 minutes and I’m DIEING!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

Yooooo I busted out CRYING when Akaash came on 😂😭😭

The way the costume were revealed one by one is a master class in podcasting 💯

The cut to Akash and then the other guys had me laughing out loud for real. Great comedy.

🤣🤣🤣🤣... I was listening to this as I was playing red dead redemption 2, I did not expect akaash to be looking like that

You guys put me in such a good mood. Got my heart broken and y’all made me forget about it completely! Can’t wait For you guys to come back to Chicago!

@DevonRucker

2 жыл бұрын

Happens to the best of us. Good luck going forward.

@jayking2919

2 жыл бұрын

How you gonna say you forgot about it completely and bring it up😂

@idlebelizeans

2 жыл бұрын

@@jayking2919 my dawg tryna heal let him live 😂😂😂

@jayking2919

2 жыл бұрын

@@idlebelizeans just saying she must have that Amber Heard Throat💀

@idlebelizeans

2 жыл бұрын

@@jayking2919 she got that pirate throat huh 💀💀💀

When I saw the Edward Scissors Hands costume, I laughed so hard I scared the crap out of my pets 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dude akaash costume and the edit panned to him sent me out my seat loll

As soon as I saw Akash I LMAO..”why is he edward scissorhands?” Then it clicked when I saw Alex. This episode is Johnny Depo themed…brilliant work guys!

As I’m lying in this hospital bed I’m genuinely grateful for another day to watch Flagrant. It’s the little things, man.

@tyfalagan

2 жыл бұрын

🙏🙌💯

@GodofLovers

2 жыл бұрын

I wish you a fast, healthy recovery.

@iwillheadlockyournan731

2 жыл бұрын

get well soon b

@OfficialFlagrant

2 жыл бұрын

Feel better brother ❤️

@xHEGGiEx

2 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialFlagrant It was Amber man she got to him and took him out too...... Worth it but

Loved Akaash in Toronto this weekend! Show was great! I was at the first show on Friday and watching him tell jokes while struggling to open a water bottle for 20 mins was it own type of funny as well 😅😂🔥

@manasashastry404

2 жыл бұрын

*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*

One of the funniest episodes I’ve seen by far. This is real comedy. Ty!

I hate that people say men deserve to get beat up for something they did where it would not be the same call if a woman did it. Double standards

@jonpai

2 жыл бұрын

Sarcasm

@davidshamiri1448

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonpai This is not sarcasm. This is a life and death situation just for being a man.

@jonpai

2 жыл бұрын

I'm saying in the context of this podcast

@ziggysixx7601

2 жыл бұрын

I hate that men feel they need to be treated the same as women.

@Yodalemos

2 жыл бұрын

You make me cringe.

OK that cut to Akaash as Edward Scissorhands is the funniest shit I've seen on this channel lmfao

Schultz is a showman through and through. Loving the roast intros. More please.

The cut to Akash dressed as edward scissorhands made me piss myself laughing

It was so funny seeing akaash then it transitions to Al dressed up as the mad hatter lmao😂😂😂

I was chuckling for the first minute and immediately fell to the floor when I seen Scissors hands 😂😂😂

Always here with the current topics! 🔥 Y'all are KILLING IT!

As if I couldn't love this podcast anymore... they come out wearing those bangers 🤣

This didn’t age well 😂😂😂 they thought she was gonna be seductive 😭😭😭 meanwhile she’s fake crying and making dumb faces 🤣

You guys had me laughing my ass off during my baking shift last night. Mad I gotta go to sleep because I am only 5 minutes in and dont want to stop listening!

Omfg I love you guys. I’d honestly be dead if you guys didn’t bring the laughs every week. Keep this shit going fr fr

What ruined Netflix is their formula. People binge watch their shows in one day, and are like "what now" Euphoria was trending for MONTHS because HBO kept it to an episode a week. The binge watching thing seemed good at first, but Netflix burned itself out.

@pa1nted

2 жыл бұрын

twitter trends dont actually mean as much as you think they do. its a miracle the msm refer to it so much

@alyssag.5758

2 жыл бұрын

I love Ozark

@DePerfectionist96

2 жыл бұрын

no it ain't that, it's the lack of quality content. 60% of their tv series are woke progressive trash for teenage girls and 20% is microwave quality tv series. Might be bingeworthy but they are far from anything great. In addition netflix is always late to the party and their catalogue is stale not because of the lack of content but because of the lack of good content that people will spare hours to watch.

@alyssag.5758

2 жыл бұрын

@@DePerfectionist96 Do you like Ozark?

You guys have inspired me to start "Kilimanjaro Podcast", because of the way you're willing to take risky opinions and make them palatable! 12 episodes in and I'd never look back

Going from just listening to the pod in the car to watching it on KZread was one of the best decisions I ever made😂😂

@CoronaTheVirus

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, this podcast is meant to be watched

@BookOfMorman

2 жыл бұрын

😂

When the camera panned out to show aakash as Edward scissorhands I laughed so hard.

I lost it when the camera went to akaash n how he just keeps moving his hands LmaO

“I LIKE SNACK PACK” Me too. 😂

Every time they switched to everyone's else's costume reveal I fucking died

Fell asleep last night with youtube still playing. Woke up at 8am to hear this. Literally laughing to tears before I even got out of bed. Funniest dudes on the planet. Thumb up and shared.

@YUNGCOMCASTREMOTE

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

bro I hate you for making me choke on my laughter, never thought I would be introduced to Aqua Twat as an insult 😭💀

That thumbnail I thought this was an epic rap battle of history for a second 🤣

Bro, the camera cut to Akash was hilarious, then when they cut to the wide and Alex as the redhead freak had me rolling 🤣🤣

Akaash's Edward Scissorhand costume reveal is something I never knew I needed. thank you

“ what ? you’re waving your scissors “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I literally fell on the floor in the first 60 seconds of this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Best part of every Tuesday. Love you guys.

13:31 I had tears coming out from holding back my laughter during work 🤣🤣🤣

The floppyness of the scissors killed me. Best podcast ever.

Akaash took me right out🤣😂😂😂😂 that Edward Scissorhands costume was absolute perfection💀💀💀💀😂🤣😂

AYEEEEOOOO Captain Jack Schulz with the roasts and that Akaash Scissor Hands reveal😂These costumes are 🔥🔥

I was not prepared for Akash's reveal 😂

The costumes are horribly funny 😆… flagrant as always!!!! Love y’all!

when the camera was zoomed in and i was wondering what Al was going to be dressed like the second it zoomed out i started dying

Excellent episode bois. Stoked for tomorrow's video! Y'all did your thing on this one🤙🏻

Love the return of the monologues! Thank you, team!

Bro Akaash costume had me weak 😂😂. It had no right being that funny

The custom drip by Andrew is greatly appreciated😂. I like when anyone goes all in on whatever they do. Respect💯

It takes two to Rango? 😂 That’s honestly brilliant.

Lmaoooo that first cut to Akaash had me dying. Love you guys.

I was waiting to hear, "and live from new york, it's Saturday NIGHT!!!" at the end of this monologue.

I wasn't even 2 minutes into this video and I was dying 😆🤣

6 minutes in... all I can say is this ones wild. You guys are hilarious. Keep the shit up

Akaash' s entrance is just hilarious 😂

I come back to this episode every once in awhile. Fire episode

20minutes in and I had to take a break from how much I was fucking laughing shiiii 😂😂👌🏼👌🏼

Geezez Christ, the intro to the other guys had me rolling 🤣

Yo Im fucking dead at the opening segment… also, Andrews orange ribbon turning red on certain cameras got me extra dead

When Amber comes around the dogs lipstick is out!! LMFAO!

Lol once I saw Al’s outfit, I lost it ☠️ good stuff as always!!

Bro Andrew always comes up with crazy roast jokes, I fucking die when I hear them 😂😂😂

I, for one, am grateful for the no-holds-barred monologues. It reminds me of a kinder, gentler time, ironically.

@elduran6670

2 жыл бұрын

Well said. I agree 👍🏼

Took me a bit to realise that you guys are dressed up as his characters hahahaha

"Yee yee yee I DID all that & WHAT?!" 🤣😂🤣 This man ON ONE!!!!