As an ex-Chipotle worker, I can also confirm that learning how to tightly wrap a burrito is key for many aspects of a successful life

PRM, you are an actual gift and I'm glad you've stuck around. World needed this. My deepest thanks.

Thank you for this 😭 you’re hilarious and I’m so glad someone is being realistic about this

Love watching your sanitary shave videos. It feels like a cross between an instructional video and a sporting event. Grateful my two cats are short haired now. I have had fluffy cats; I appreciate your efforts to help others with the dreaded sanitary shave. Bless you.....🩵🐾🩵🐾

Even if I wasn’t dealing with the world’s biggest dingleberry this morning, this would have had me gasping for air laughing.

This is unironically my favorite content here because the chaos is astounding. though ofc I love all your content :]

as a volunteer vet tech im a big fan of option 4, ketamine

Getting my long haired buddy home from the vet after his weekend long spa stay at his vet's office for apparently no reason other than he just didn't want to clean himself last week and then became raw. Thought something was seriously wrong, but after a series of expensive tests, apparently not (edit: obviously, a good thing!). Regardless, I came to the trusty internets to learn how to shave him to enable his whimsy to just not clean himself whenevers. I dutifully scrolled past all of the plain jane videos about sanitary shaving until I got to your thumbnail that showed a face of a woman who has both seen some shit and who knows how to handle business. Informative and entertaining. Thanks!

I LIVE for your uploads and this was definitely Royal Wedding material 💖

I DEFINITELY needed your helpful videos!!! I have a long haired kitty girl I named Gizmo because she’s cute and calm and sometimes she’s more like a gremlin fed after midnight 😂😻😹

@lilitheymanuail

3 ай бұрын

I got the same model, her name is Voodoo😅

You are AWESOME, and you have definitely taught me how to approach my next attempt ...

Thank you! I have an elderly cat that refuses to be groomed and is now matted. I’ve managed to work at it slowly over a few weeks but once I’m done with the matts this is next. Cat burrito for the win ❤

❤🎉😊Thank you so much for sharing this, and I love the way you express your words, you have a great sense of humor. I will be ‘a brave soldier’ grooming my cat.

The coup and sauce towel puppet things in the back?????? I love all of this

"empty coin purse" 😵😵😵😵🤣🤣🤣🤣

Finally, the real world version of cat bum trims. Thank you!

Holy shit this is the best tutorial 👏 you are so funny and I love how genuine you ❤

My cat was also born in the pits of hell and came Earth-bound on April Fool’s Day. Maybe they’re long lost cousins?!!! I really appreciate this very realistic perspective😂 as I brace the possibility of getting mauled while trying to help these damn cats. Thank you!

Coupon has the same birthday (including year!) as my kitty! Who is finally about to embark on the wonderful journey of hygiene shaves, and I do not know how it’s going to go lol, so thank you for the help and techniques!

My cat tucks his tail in between his legs. He is such a pain. Lol.

Thank you so much for your help

Thank you for sharing this video. I will attempt to give my cat a sanitary cut by using the burrito method !

It's heart warming to see how much you love your kitties. I will channel your attitude next time I try this and am losing patience. Your humor and sweetness shine through.

I’d buy a commemorative plate of faucet getting a sanitary shave

I love your humor and your accounts make me so happy, thanks PRM! ❤

I read the video title as Sanitary Tim and I was like ok who is he? how many times a day does he wash his hands? does he use a special soap

Haha so funny! I may or may not try this at home. My two cats are almost twins to yours. One snowshoe mix and one ragdoll mix. Wish I could share a photo. Good luck working on the burrito technique. I've tried it for giving pills but never with a good outcome!

I just need to say you're a life saver. My queen hates all grooming but you've given me some good techniques and helped encourage my scared little soul lol thanks for this

So thank you. I see ur content every day on tt. I have a CHONKIN fluffy cat and I’m glad you showed me how you do it because my cats battle me like it’s their 9th life 😂😂

Just tried doing this with my husband holding the cat and me shaving. Absolute disaster lol!

It’s my first time on your channel. Your sense of humour is so funny. I LOVED watching your video. Keep the good work! ❤

I love this! Informative and hysterical! This is exactly the information I was looking for! Pray for me as I trim my long-haired ginger cat! lol

Thank you for the tips and for the laughs 😂 We have 1 tuxedo/Main Coon mix (Angus) and 1 full Maine Coon (Maximus) and one of them has been tracking poops, so it’s time for both to get these trims. When my first cat, Bailey (orange tabby), was a kitten, I had to wrap him in a burrito to trim his nails. Thankfully, that’s no longer necessary, as he just lets me do it, but I do have to wrap the other two to get anything done. Maximus is a kitten, and he actually enjoys being held, but Angus is old and ornery and does not want anything trimmed or to be held in any way. He’s totally a Coupon!

thank you!

Thanks for a realistic video!

you have a great comedic talent.

Alright after my OTHER long haired cat ALSO started having poopbutt issues I gave in and bought the clippers and they got here and I THINK TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WE'RE GONNA TRY IT

Have you ever also washed their bottom with shampoo and water? My cat had an accident and i don't think shaving alone will be enough

You are the bravest soul.

You are so awesome ❤

thanX ❤

Ty for being real. From myself and all of my fur balls ❤❤❤

thank you for this! i have a long hair tabby siberian mix and i brush her pretty frequently, however i did find a little matt in her leg crease area so i bought the shaver in amazon…wish me luck

Thanks so much fr this demonstration! I was gonna call a groomer (My 14 lb Norwegian just had 2 no.2s stuck in hair this week, ugh), you just saved me 100$ 💜I was gonna ask a friend to come help and hold him while i do it ...... is that a good idea? It's a friend he knows and loves.

My lil ladies are super mean when it’s time for sanitary shaves…..so what i have discovered is just get it done when they’re in heat. They happily present it to you and cooperate super well, so i super shave them then and by the next heat cycle it wont be that long either and a quick shave will do….I’ve been doing this for a while now and my arms are finally healing the scars from previous endeavors.

I did not know of this ! " Sanitary Shave?"... this explains why Gin-gi was experiencing these clinging nuggets of poop! Gonna try this as I just bought a shaver for the dogs' paws! This will work❤❤ Glad I found your work😂😂

Thanks for the video! I would add to keep the other cats outside (like you do) because if they are with you when you are doing this to the other cat that they might attack you. From experience, lol.

Thank you so much! I feel so bad and i don't want my baby hating me! But he needs it. He wont allow me to brush him, all he does is freak out and bite the brush. Don't know if that's bc he was a stray most of his life, it even took him forever to accept and understand what a kiss was! 🤣🤣🤣 So he now has dreadlocks underneath his armpits. And i know cats are super clean in general, but i noticed that my cat is extra clean, he grooms himself constantly and has beautiful long golden fur. And i know it's bad when he can't do it himself. Appreciate this video! New subbie!

i am INSPIRED god bless 🙏🏼

lol, I thought your cat was named Poupon, like the French mustard... I have an overweight shorthaired girl I've adopted and while she has another sanitary grooming appt this week, maybe someday I'll be able to do the deed myself. Or preferably, she is able to lose enough weight to cleanse herself like my other 2 kitties.

Trying this today with my nearly 20 year old cat (birthday in april). Never had to before because hes a shorthair and used to keep himself clean. Now that hes starting to show his age he doesnt clean himself anymore.

Love your attitude with the cats! You know how a cat thinks. I totally agree that most tutorials are cats that are too chill. Game over if kitty an arm out! There’s no shoving it back in. Do your cats yowl like you are killing them? 😂

I've been off TikTok for a while, look at those adult cats!!!! They're so big

This was fucking hilarious thank you

you look so pretty in this 🥰

What about a swaddling blanket for babies with Velcro to keep them held tight without hurting them? That might work…

@shovelmetimbers

11 ай бұрын

I don’t think it would be big enough for an adult cat. Maybe a kitten.

u r an angel

Great tutorial also you’re so funny 💀

I'm one minute in and loving hearing the truth! Usually wait to the end of the video to comment but it's struck such a chord already. Edit: my cat is far more prone to violence than these.

I reeeally appreciate your video and hopefully I can get this done. Your sense of humor game is strong. I was entertained and motivated to give this a try. My Maine Coons are not tidy poopers. Well one is bad the other is pretty good about it. Thanks again for your advice here. Oh. And the ‘universe’ is God to me. ❤ I hope you find Him. You deserve it.

@JoVo1111

3 ай бұрын

Update: I did it. 🎉 warmed the towel took off the guard and sang to my girl whilst I turned the shaver on low and out of sight. Rocked her and slowly brought the shaver up and wow. She just laid there and let me get it done. If it isn’t a very good shave job, I certainly can’t blame her. I am so happy I found your technique (gently holding her tail in my knees and holding her feets in my one hand). Thank you for helping others have the courage to give it a go. 😊😻

Watching this today after my long hair kitten got a whole shit stuck in her butt hair and I had to stand in the poopy tub and wash the smashed poop off her butt

You're a fucking legend

I need to do one to one of my cats and Im soooooiiii scared

Very sorry if you've answered this before. Where do you buy your overalls? They're cute and look very comfortable.

@potroastsmom

11 ай бұрын

Thank you! I got them off Amazon. They are called Big Smiths men’s overalls. I posted a small try on haul a while back I think! The link is also in my Amazon storefront if you can’t find them ❤️

@jellymellon87

11 ай бұрын

@@potroastsmom Thank you so much! I'll check them out. Hopefully they ship to Australia.

Not their poor empty coin purses 😭😭😂💀

I have a Coupon .....her name is Bean....and I may need Holy water before hand 😳🤣

God’s bravest soldier! Hoo-rah!

You are a hilarious godless individual.

Intelligente friend 97

the way i only just now remembered your cats are biological males LMAO

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch for making the cross in the right order. That's all I have to add this because I don't do hairy cats and I here I am with two long haired kittens. 🫠