Despite all the drinking and smoking he ages so well and the hair gets better and better.

Made me laugh. I did the same thing but found myself crapping on newspaper like a dog

I just woke my wife and kids up at 3 am laughing so fucking hard 😂😂. My fucking jaw is cramped from how hard I was laughing! Well played sir … well played

@CJ-tf5yd

2 ай бұрын

Makes sense you’re a fan since you both have such a limited vocabulary. Try going a day without saying F - ck! Ignorant!

@kennethzimmerman9127

6 күн бұрын

Dude I nearly gave myself a hernia trying to stifle my hysteria listening to this

It's time to laugh😂,I appreciate you Ron

He's like a GTA character, but you can tell its genuine

I just stumbled on this video, and it's funny that I did. I almost had the same experience, but luckily I didn't swallow the tooth. But I had a crown come off of all places, at the dentist's office! The hygienist was cleaning my teeth, and I could feel something in my mouth. I yelled and raised my hand to get her to stop. I got the thing out of my mouth, and it was a crown! She told another hygienist about it and she said "Good thing you didn't swallow it, that would have sucked." The first hygienist finished cleaning my teeth, then the dentist cemented the crown back on. But I was wondering what would have happened if I did swallow it. I also searched online, mainly because I was wondering if it would have harmed me. I found the same info White describe, as well as making yourself vomit. I guess if I'm going to have a crown break off, the dentists office is the best place for it to happen.

@michaelherrera8279

7 ай бұрын

You have to find it - guess where?

Did he stop aging after he hit old? He looks virtually the same as when I was a teenager

@zachariousmccool5768

8 ай бұрын

Same but I think he looks a bit better now, love the slicked back hair. Works well for Ron "Tater Salad" White lol

@SmilingAtheist

8 ай бұрын

It’s called , makeup. Easy breezy beautiful Cover Girl , make up.

@shararosenwinkel8614

8 ай бұрын

Did u see his announcement of his retirement recently? His hair is super long and he looks like he did finally age a little 😂

@donaldmack2307

8 ай бұрын

This is severall years old. It looks like Ari Shaffirs "This is not happening" show.

@soignethereal-qg1wl

8 ай бұрын

What are you, like 23?

Almost as good as his mimi Eisenhower story!😊

@Last_Chance.

8 ай бұрын

That was a good one

I love real people ❤

@edyann

6 ай бұрын

Same!

Why wouldn’t you try to throw it back up as soon as you realized you swallowed it? 🤔

@PeanutButterAM

8 ай бұрын

EXACTLY!!! WTF?! 😂😂😂

@michaelgoodpaster5875

5 ай бұрын

The answer is c o m e d y

I just had the weirdest dream last night where Ron White was the smartest man in the universe and I was his Morty

@southerngraceglamour

7 ай бұрын

lol love this comment

Legend!! FYM

Proud of you stay strong 💪 ❤️ 💛 💙 💓 💗 💪 ❤️

RON WHITE YOU DA BEST BROTHER!

I figured he'd hand wash it.

Damn 😅

@Koudey

8 ай бұрын

Hard luck man

For decades you've been able to get stuff that is temporary tooth. . .😅

I lost my 1st tooth in White Castle & my 2nd tooth at work. I go to Grandview, OH & up into Westerville, OH; nobody wanted to help me with either putting back in either teeth without dental insurance.

Stop the bleeps!

@TorquemadaTwist

8 ай бұрын

No, I need fucking protection from that foul language.

Heroin addicts use strainers to find the dope they swallowed lol

@edyann

6 ай бұрын

How would you know that? =/

Nah, he looks and acts exactly like a QMC I used to work with.

I'm sure if it happened now, he'd just find a tooth Doctor to make him a new one! ~ LoL

Aka Pooptooth

Sink?! noooooooo!!!! I would have done syrup of ipicac and thrown it up!!!

That bathroom must have stink up to high heaven. Can you imagine going in that bathroom. Like what the hell.

It takes , normally, 7 days to pass a tooth, just ask me why!

Why didnt he just make himself throw up??😂

Check Ron out on a podcast of DavidLucas. Or is it "Fishin with Ron White?" IDK. Anyway, Roseanne's there as well, and they're "fishing" by a lake... 😅 Livin' the dream... (which is now a nightmare)... Enjoy each & every day___ minute____ second. 🥳😎🙏💜🇱🇷☮

Does this guy have any clips where's he's NOT drinking and having a cigar while doing stand up? God dam livers on life support 😅

@roush876

7 ай бұрын

He eventually stopped drinking as he spoke about during an interview from a pod cast from a good looking blonde girl.

500

Tater Salad is like a white Joey Diaz, wild life full of crazy stories 😂 or maybe Joey is a cuban Tater Salad 🤔

Nope. I’ve never had a ton of money but when I swallowed a $1000 fake tooth, I said “welp, it’s gone forever.” And I bought a new one, after having just paid the last one off. I’m not having a poop tooth.

jeesus

his skin looks great! alcohol has been very good to him or something has he looks great

😂😂😂💩😂😂😂

Why bleep the curse words? If his live audience can handle it, so can we.

Yeah, I don’t need a tooth that bad

Just immediately vomit!

@animaljustice7774

6 ай бұрын

Not easy to do

@cartman2235

6 ай бұрын

@@animaljustice7774 fingers, throat + willpower

and you had to buy new smaller waist pants after days on the toilet !

Censored comedy... The fukken comment section isn't censored...

Don't bleep it ruins the whole effect !!!!

You're gonna give back what you stole, Ron.

Alcohol is kinda like embombing fluid, right? I love Ron but he didnt have to tell us a shi ty story. Gezus

@Purriah

3 ай бұрын

Embalming, you mean?

@matthewmelton7831

3 ай бұрын

@@Purriah yes thank you

2 WORDS: SICKENING TRAINCRASH

Stopped watching it due to excessive bleeping

What was the point of telling the bit at the beginning? I’m surprised he didn’t bring up getting kicked out of the bar in Texas, the same “joke” he’s been telling for 30 years

@Iamrightyouarewrong

8 ай бұрын

why you here then?

@roush876

7 ай бұрын

I guess you can ask Ron on the reason why.

Is it really necessary to use the "F" word so much? It's like people can't even talk anymore without using it. I get tired of ANY word being used so much. I know these comedians can control it because I frequently watch the "Dry Bar Comedy Club." It's so refreshing to hear a comedian be just as funny without using one single curse word.

@kellybonds5781

Ай бұрын

I agree ,

I don't understand how this guy got on the big tour with Larry The Cable Guy,Jeff and Bill..To me 90% of hat he says isn't funny...I couldn't do what he does but I just don't see how he's as popular as he is

Pointless

Sorry Ron, I don't hate you (truly I don't), but I have to be honest, this sucked. It dragged on even though it was short, the details were really gross to hear about, and there wasn't a payoff at the end. It was just a punishment for the listener the whole way through. If you read these comments, just a little constructive criticism for you bud, but I think you should cut this story from your act.

@Iamrightyouarewrong

8 ай бұрын

I liked it.

@orbustudio

7 ай бұрын

Agreed. No real pay-off. Good story, though.

10th grade education? No kidding. His material isn’t smart. And, he’s so arrogant. Most overrated comic ever.

With your money, you could have easily found a dentist to make you an emergency replacement. 10th grade education. Yup.

I never thought this guy was funny, just gross. Some people, especially intoxicated people, will laugh at anything. Foxworthy, Engvall, they are funny.

@eddenoy321

8 ай бұрын

He plays all the MAGA circuit clubs. Bobo and MTG are big fans.

@when-deh

8 ай бұрын

This was so boring and dragged on 🥱 ... and with a nasty story, that's not a great combo 😵‍💫

@wendylederer367

8 ай бұрын

What goes in must come out! Make yourself a laxative cocktail and wait. It will show up!

@animaljustice7774

6 ай бұрын

Ohhh watch his full stand up show. You will laugh for sure