“I have an uncle who does yoga” killed me 😂

@KT72273

Жыл бұрын

Allergies: Cowardice and weak willed men ... and hazelnuts!

@i.m.accountable8635

Жыл бұрын

The line, “Do you exercise? Yes, lovemaking and woodworking.” Plus the line about his uncle is SO funny!

@blurdreamer

8 ай бұрын

and that's Mental illness 😅🤣

@milanilic9741

3 ай бұрын

Just great😅😂

@QUINSYlarynx

2 ай бұрын

Yoga really is a scam

ron pulling the picture of the girls out while he eats the banana is quite possibly the purest thing i’ve ever seen

@Babbling_Wizard

Жыл бұрын

He's trying my at least, baby steps

@9f81rsd00

Жыл бұрын

"Come on, Ron. Do it for the girls."

@Illusive1313

Жыл бұрын

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ GFY

@MountainDewottStudios

Жыл бұрын

At least he ate it. With a burger

@FaithPvP

Жыл бұрын

Honestly a banana on a bacon cheeseburger sounds _really_ good right now!

"There's only one thing I hate more than lying... skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk." Comedy legend!

@heyikindalikeyou

Жыл бұрын

I knew i wasnt crazy!! I always have hated skim milk since i was a kid

@AnAmericanMusician

Жыл бұрын

He's technically right. Milk requires fat for nutrition. Milk without fat is just white water.

@Analysta654

Жыл бұрын

My kids used to call it “water-milk”

@MemekingJag

10 ай бұрын

@@AnAmericanMusician Yep, there are a lot of compounds that are fat-soluble in milk. Remove the fat, remove that with it.

@xpenguingodx948

10 ай бұрын

its always funny 😂😂

"There's been a mistake you've accidentally given me the food that my food eats" "Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?" Those are some of Ron's best lines in the whole series

@WritingGeekNL

Жыл бұрын

I always use the first line whenever someone tries to feed me a salad or salad-like meal.

@theofficialuncleboneless5345

Жыл бұрын

“I’d work all night, if it meant nothing got done.”

@tycusd1389

Жыл бұрын

well, maybe.., she might be a furro...

@felixftw4702

Жыл бұрын

y'all are pretentious. i love salad. it's supposed to be an appetizer

@hammyhamdadhamill7695

Жыл бұрын

It’s F*%*ing milk

"Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind, reconsider your life." That had me laughing pretty good

@celuiquipeut6527

9 ай бұрын

And its 100% accurate

@Sonichero151

8 ай бұрын

Are their morals corrupted or is their mind corrupted BY morality?

@celuiquipeut6527

8 ай бұрын

@@Sonichero151 Morality is birtupus and cannot corrupt. Only a sick and twisted mind could think morality corrupt. Who teaches you?

@snarkycommenthere9027

8 ай бұрын

@@celuiquipeut6527 I get no results googling the word 'birtupus'. who teaches you

@ATomRileyA

7 ай бұрын

@@Sonichero151 Its mental illness caused by lack of nutrients :)

The shot of Ron pacing after gagging on the Banana never fails to break me

@TDamsma

Жыл бұрын

Same!!!

@urosmarjanovic663

Жыл бұрын

Well that aged poorly. :D :D :D

@rite2beararms

Жыл бұрын

​@Uros Marjanovic no kidding. Last of us ruined everything.

@yarpenzigrin1893

Жыл бұрын

@@rite2beararms That's wokeism for you.

@Dctctx

Жыл бұрын

@@urosmarjanovic663 brokeback Swanson

"Do you want some salad, Ron?" "Since I'm not a rabbit, no thank you" kills me everytime.

@masonhutchins9932

Жыл бұрын

Undereated line

@Relic827

8 ай бұрын

And yet you misquoted it loool

“ do you have any history of family illness? I have an uncle who does yoga” I fucking love Ron lol

I imagined a situation where Leslie invites Ron to eat at a brazilian restaurant, and he thinks they only serve fruit there. He reluctantly goes, but when gets there it's an all-you-can-eat brazilian steakhouse, with waiters walking around with skewers that ressemble swords with big cuts of meat directly from the roasting pit. He thinks that's paradise and he also eats Feijoada for the first time and also falls in love with it, because it's loaded with sausage and all kinds of pork.

@nkolbjornsen

Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised that never happened. It would have been perfect.

@jacknoble6668

Жыл бұрын

That would’ve been an excellent scene

@nicolemiller7760

9 ай бұрын

That’s…..beautiful 🥹

I've seen the portobello mushroom scene so many times. And chris' face is still gold. He is so passionate about other peoples feeling, and everything yet when it comes to food, you can see he is the same as everyone else

@tprime2702

Жыл бұрын

That can't actually feel satisfying or filling.

@samueljlarson

Жыл бұрын

@@tprime2702 They're actually pretty good if marinated and not over cooked.

@tprime2702

Жыл бұрын

@Sam Larson I'm going to try this now, Sam. But, if I'm not 1000% satisfied, I'm going to eat red meat until I have a coronary.

@samueljlarson

Жыл бұрын

@@tprime2702 LOL

@reliantncc1864

Жыл бұрын

@@samueljlarson I'll eat them - on a burger. But it's going to be in addition to the meat, not as a substitute.

"Sir, salad is traditionally the first course at a wedding." Ron--"Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?" 🐹💍🐰❤❤

@filipbitala2624

Жыл бұрын

🥬🥬🥬🥬

The look of delight on Ron's face at 6:34 followed by "Shhhh! Look at that thing." gets me every time!

@jordishima

Жыл бұрын

Nature is amazing

The way Andy inhales the burger always makes me hungry

@moonscar119

Жыл бұрын

He's like a duck. Swallowing whole pieces by throwing his neck back

@bullshark3771

Жыл бұрын

And how Chris admits that the hamburger is better right away is hilarious. Looks like he just met god.

@windsweeper8002

Жыл бұрын

Now I want a burger...

@JK-vc7ie

5 ай бұрын

Chris Pratt is at his core a fat guy. He works out now to play different roles, but that’s not who he really is.

“You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats.” 😂😂😂😂

Love how proud Ron is of April after she throws the vegan bacon in the trash.😊 Also, smart of Ron to just dump the salad back into the bowl.😉

@someguy2135

Жыл бұрын

People who don't eat leafy green vegetables and eat a lot of meat are much more likely to get chronic, deadly diseases, and die earlier. Not so smart in the long run.

"Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind" 😂😂 "What's going to happen a Vegan is going to physically attack me? They are basically made of glass" My sides hurt ROFL.

@bolo2393

Жыл бұрын

The only thing more true that Ron has said is: "dont trust big banks, or small banks for that matter... Banks are ponzi schemes run by morons"

@jasoncastaneda1942

9 ай бұрын

And then the cut to Chris is funny

@JabamiLain

3 ай бұрын

Honestly, I agree with him. We're omnivores. Want to be vegan ? Experiment on yourself.

The "one shelf" always puts me in tears. It's...so unexpected and perfect.

The fact that his levels are healthy makes sense. The man basically eats keto except for burger bread

The twitch in Aprils lip from holding back laughing as Ron throws the first piece into the trash always gets me

Ron eating steak and smiling for the camera is so relatable

Potatoes have more potassium than bananas, so all Ron has to do is eat more baked potatoes and/or fries with his steak and burgers.

@catastros654

Жыл бұрын

Since he loves things wrapped on bacon, that can also be an option to give them flavor

@smithchasea

11 ай бұрын

I had no idea! The doctor said my potassium is too high and I couldn’t figure out why as I haven’t been eating many bananas lately. Probably my potato intake 😅

@dwbpqfpg5929

10 ай бұрын

Meat is high in potassium, and is more percent bioavailable. He just needs to eat more meat, and drink less liquor.

The growl after being told to eat the banana always gets me 😂

Props to Chris he openly admired that Ron 's burger is way better, and he did it without hesitation.

@someguy2135

Жыл бұрын

He also said that the cow burgers are terrible for you right after that.

@Sonichero151

8 ай бұрын

​@someguy2135 and yet he had to conced victory to Ron because they made everyone happy

The way Chris just stares at Ron for a good two seconds after he takes the burger off the plate🤣

I love this man! I watched earlier a clip of Nick Offerman going thru all the rolls he played. I didn’t expect any to be better than Ron but some were very very good. Nick is a national treasure and should be treated as such!!!❤❤❤

Look man, I'm a dietitian. Ron Swanson is my favorite character because of the way he eats and his conviction to his principles. I love him. Best character ever made.

@someguy2135

Жыл бұрын

You don't tell people to eat like Ron Swanson, though, right? You don't either, right?

@someguy2135

Жыл бұрын

@@Joe-tw6ik The ideal diet is a fully plant based diet centered around whole foods. The healthiest, longest living people eat that way. Blue Zone populations are the populations that National Geographic found to have the largest number of centenarians, and who had the most vitality in later years. The Blue Zone with the longest lifespan are the Seventh Day Adventists of Loma Linda California. They are taught that their bodies are temples and are encouraged to not eat meat. The vegans among them are the healthiest. They have the lowest chance among the SDA's of ischemic heart disease, type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure, obesity, and multiple types of cancer. Only the vegan dietary group among them had an average BMI in the recommended range. "SEE THAT YOUR DIET IS 95-100 PERCENT PLANT-BASED People in the blue zones eat an impressive variety of garden vegetables when they are in season, and then they pickle or dry the surplus to enjoy during the off-season. The best-of-the-best longevity foods are leafy greens such as spinach, kale, beet and turnip tops, chard, and collards. Combined with seasonal fruits and vegetables, whole grains, and beans dominate blue zones meals all year long. People in four of the five blue zones consume meat, but they do so sparingly, using it as a celebratory food, a small side, or a way to flavor dishes. *Research suggests that 30-year-old vegetarian Adventists will likely outlive their meat-eating counterparts by as many as eight years.* " -Blue Zones web site

@someguy2135

Жыл бұрын

@@Joe-tw6ik "Vegans have substantially lower death rates than meat-eaters, a major study has found. The study has been published in the JAMA Internal Medicine Journal and reignites debate around increasingly popular vegan diets amid conflicting medical advice and evidence over their impact of proponents' health. The research was undertaken by scientists at Massachusetts General Hospital, who monitored health and diet records of more than 130,000 people over the course of thirty years."-Article from The Independent Title-"Vegans live longer than those who eat meat or eggs, research finds Every three per cent increase in calories from plant protein was found to reduce risk of death by 10 per cent Siobhan Fenton Health and Social Affairs correspondent Tuesday 18 July 2017"

@someguy2135

Жыл бұрын

@@Joe-tw6ik The bottom line is that a fully plant based diet, if done properly, is not only sustainable, it has health benefits over a diet which includes animal products. The largest organization of nutrition professionals officially declared- "It is the position of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics that appropriately planned vegetarian, including vegan, diets are healthful, nutritionally adequate, and may provide health benefits for the prevention and treatment of certain diseases. These diets are appropriate for all stages of the life cycle, including pregnancy, lactation, infancy, childhood, adolescence, older adulthood, and for athletes. Plant-based diets are more environmentally sustainable than diets rich in animal products because they use fewer natural resources and are associated with much less environmental damage. *Vegetarians and vegans are at reduced risk of certain health conditions, including ischemic heart disease, type 2 diabetes, hypertension, certain types of cancer, and obesity.* Low intake of saturated fat and high intakes of vegetables, fruits, whole grains, legumes, soy products, nuts, and seeds (all rich in fiber and phytochemicals) are characteristics of vegetarian and vegan diets that produce lower total and low-density lipoprotein cholesterol levels and better serum glucose control. These factors contribute to reduction of chronic disease. Vegans need reliable sources of vitamin B-12, such as fortified foods or supplements." -Full abstract from the position paper as found on PubMed from the National Institutes of Health

@someguy2135

Жыл бұрын

@@Joe-tw6ik Being less obese does make vegans healthier. Are you claiming that obesity has no health drawbacks? In the Adventist Health Studies, the only dietary group with an average BMI in the recommended range was the vegan group. This was among a large sample size of relatively healthy people in North America. Evidence on request.

Ann: "Your choleseterol is 120, which is the lowest I've ever seen." Ron: "What's Cholesterol?" 🤣

If your burger needs 20 things on it to disguise the fact that it’s not Beef, you know you don’t have a good burger.

@Lobomaru02

3 ай бұрын

I eat my burgers plain because too many extras take away from the Star of the show: the beef. The most I will add to a burger is cheese and bacon.

@kekistani_meme_farmer7242

Ай бұрын

​@@Lobomaru02 Onions only help beef my fren

"clear alcohol's are for rich women on diets" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I could watch a 10 hour video of Ron trying and failing to eat a banana

@Milkra

Жыл бұрын

The Last of Us season 1 episode 3

@2foronetacos174

Жыл бұрын

​@@Milkra 😂 beat me to it!

@freedomextremist7215

9 ай бұрын

The face he makes when he eats the burger with the banana inside is great.

I actually made that turkey burger Chris described and compared it with a normal plain hamburger and they were evenly matched - but considering the amount of effort and time (and money) spent on the turkey burger, the win kinda leans toward the hamburger. I tried the same test against a quality meat hamburger with classic add-ons and there was no competition at all 😂🍔

@germaxicus6670

Жыл бұрын

You are my hero

@MegaDrainProductions

Жыл бұрын

I eat ground turkey daily with veggies thrown in and make a stir fry. Every once and a while I substitute for beef, regardless of it being lean, wagyu, cheap, whatever; and it beats turkey out of the water and is like a gift from god.

@007Hutchings

Жыл бұрын

@megadrain lol it’s blows out of the water not beats you silly tiny little man 👨

@n.l.4626

Жыл бұрын

including the black truffle aioli and the papaya chutney?

@jhprodztv-kp3bu

Жыл бұрын

Stop being so pretentious Kyle

"Here's mine, it's a hamburger made out of meat, on a bun, with nothing. Add ketchup if you want, I couldn't care less." Anybody recognize Mike Ehrmantraut's style in those lines?

Ron Swanson seems like the human equivalent of an angry house cat.

@dorourke105

7 ай бұрын

one that eats lasagna i bet

"I have an uncle who does yoga" 😂😂

Ron’s Steak Journal has to be one of the best books ever. 😂

"Whats cholesterol?" Greatest R.S quote

3:23-3:24 I love how the next clip cuts to Chris, right after Ron describes vegans as being made of glass- very much like Chris 😂

My dad's doctor told him to drink more water so he started putting ice in his Coca-Cola. True story.

@ravenzyblack

9 ай бұрын

😂 That’s fantastic.

My favourite line of Ron Swanson is when he signs his name as "Les Vegetables"

- What do I get if I win? - The rarest jewel of all. Victory over me, Ron Swanson. Love this man.

Ron vs the banana is the best thing I've ever seen

"Nature is amazing" LMAO

Ron trying to eat that banana and enjoying it in a cheeseburger was beyond hilarious.

Bringing this show back in 2023 and someone tries to get Ron to "Eat Ze Bugs!"

Gotta love Chris’s “Organically Grow!” Which is all food last time I checked.

@trenthawkins

10 ай бұрын

... Yes. -BUT! "organic" is an easy to understand marketing word for the process of growing produce with less/no pesticides and herbicides. And in the case of "organic" meats, typically using more humane practices (grass grazed cattle, free range chickens, etc) and no added growth hormones and such. It is, admittedly, an imperfect word to describe this, but anything more accurate would be more wordy, less concise... it also has the added benefit of being able charge extra (on top of the increased costs to produce) because people will falsely equate "organic" with "better", and anything not labelled "organic" as "bad" or at least; worse. And that's not even getting into the whole GMO debacle. Because I doubt there are many foods we eat that aren't. Only difference is the modern process of speeding up the process by editing the genes in a lab.

@Sonichero151

8 ай бұрын

If you look at the U.S food industry...... you'd be horrified how little of our food is actually organic

@katie7748

8 ай бұрын

Actually it's not, unfortunately.

I just realized how long it's been since this show was on the air. I loved Ron. I learned how much Nick ended up in the character of Ron. I think I later learned a lot more of who Nick is. I used to think Ron was just an exaggerated version of Nick. Seeing this video years later, I don't know how I could have ever thought that. As much as I love Ron, all of his best qualities are really just hints of Nick.

"Do you have a history of mental illness in your family?" "I have an uncle that does yoga" 😆😂🤣😅

He's the perfect caricature of a middle-aged American guy😂

@Shibamc

Жыл бұрын

Same for middle-aged germans.

@TylerMcCaughey

Жыл бұрын

@@Shibamc eat till your stomach explodes lol No wasting food in Germany!!!😂

@Schwertfisch13

Жыл бұрын

​@@TylerMcCaughey relatable

@damienstone5470

Жыл бұрын

you mean, a real man? yes. yes he is.

@Bestnightcoreofalltime

Жыл бұрын

@@Shibamc Oh yes and they all have the „southern comfort“ ad body.

5:25 purring like a cat 🐈

I love how even in the pecking order Jerry is above Kyle.

“Are there any mental illness in your family history” Him:”I have an uncle that does yoga” Fair enough😂

I love it! I need this show back!

0:05 Just because it’s vegan, doesn’t make it healthy

Nurse: Any family history of mental illness? Ron: "I have an uncle who does Yoga" - It cracks me up every time

I love the struggle he goes through eating the banana, I can totally relate

@leythonlopez-ty5dm

9 ай бұрын

But what did Ron drink before he was allowed drink and his parents never fed him healthy stuff or where health freaks that made him hate healthy food

Ron vs the banana and Ron's hernia have me in tears everytime.

"You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats" lmao

What about the vegetable loaf? "So not only does this thing exist, but now you have deprived everyone of cake!"

The ''nature is amazing'' had me lose it xD

I really hate that he's not actually like this in real life.

Ron spitting out the bannana is comedy gold

look how well built and healthy Ron is compared to the weak vegetarian at 3:10

"Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?" "I have an uncle who does yoga" 🤣

"Given the choice between doing nothing and doing something, I will choose to do nothing. Unless it is to help someone else do nothing. Then I'd work all night, to get nothing done."

The banana scene will always be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

SKIM MILK IS A LIE LOL🤣That had me DYIINNG. Ron, what a legend.

His brutal honesty is what gets me.

"This is a hamburger made of beef on a bun with nothing on it. Add ketchup I could care less" Ron is my spirit animal, jesus christ lol

Chris face after Ron nearly faints after seeing the mushroom is hilarious 😂 😂 , he like what is happening

Blurted out laughing when he asked What's Cholesterol?

i love this character and wish america was still like this

I actually completely agree with him on this most of those “healthy foods” aren’t foods they’re just barely digestible flavourless slop shaped and coloured vaguely to look like food.

One of televisions greatest characters ever created!

Turns out red meat itself isn’t bad for you. The read meat studies that said it was bad for you could not be replicated, another study came around that said it had no noticeable effect on your health COULD be replicated and therefore was valid. The excess cholesterol was due to other things they ate and were in the burgers and such they were eating and not the meat itself The more you know!

@Sonichero151

8 ай бұрын

And I bet 50 bucks the unhealthy stuff the cows were eating was corn based feed with growth hormones stuffed in mass slaughter houses.

The lady next to me….😂🤣love love love Tammy.

I have never seen this show but now I want to watch it just for this guy

"I have an uncle who does yoga" loool😆

This is why I LOVE Ron Swanson!

You have given me the food that my food eats😂😂 goat line

"Love making and woodworking." Can someone put this on a tshirt plz? 😄

Ron eating a banana is the funniest thing I've ever seen 🤣

5:05 Eating a banana time to time will do NOTHING to help your potassium. They literally only have a couple percentage of daily value of potassium. In fact, I'm baffled how ANYONE gets the proper amount of potassium. And it's super important for heart health and muscles.

You have to LOVE Ron Swanson!!!

The thing he said about Skim Milk. IS THE TRUTH!

One drink !! No, one shelf LEGENDARY RON 😂

"Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? Ron: I have an uncle who does yoga😂😂

That end is beautiful and true. 😂👌🏽

Ron Swanson is the best TV character of all time.

I want a hamburger now

So Funny. There is always the ones who you invite to a party who say, will there be turkey burgers. Which of course you comply. And then you cook up 6 of them, with 20 plus beef patties and at the end of the night cleaning up, you end up finding several half eaten or one bite turkey burgers around but you saw them all eat a burger.

Skim milk is lying about being milk. Finally someone has the guts to tell the truth

@katie7748

8 ай бұрын

Any milk that isn't fresh (aka raw) is lying about being milk. There's a reason why people are waking up to truth...

You know how Chris thinks he is going to be the first human to live 150 years after seeing how Ron eats and that he has lowest cholesterol ever I think it might be him or Gerry's wife just based purely on her appearance in the last episode.

"Skimmed milk is water lying about being milk."

the HMMMMMMMRRRMRMMBLEH sound he makes when he spits the banana out kills me

The banana scene is probably my favorite of the entire show!

6:36 - my VERY favorite scene 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"What's cholesterol?" Spoken like a real man.

@nkolbjornsen

Жыл бұрын

😂

@someguy2135

Жыл бұрын

Maybe that's why men don't live as long as women.

@keepitsecret-dl1pr

11 ай бұрын

@@someguy2135 women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women

@katie7748

8 ай бұрын

We've been lied to about cholesterol...

Flipping awesome

The LEGEND

Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.