"is this not rap?"

@cannotfindmyshoes3

2 ай бұрын

(No, Ron. It was much better than Rap)

@swarnavabanerjee

2 ай бұрын

OH MY GOD HOW DID I NEVER KNOW THIS EXISTED BEFORE THIS VIDEO

@TrollBot.

Ай бұрын

😂😂❤❤🙌🙌

@PizzaHutCEO

Ай бұрын

This makes me think of the Captain Holt line from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

@quidquopro1185

Ай бұрын

Sounds a bit like Kaney East or whatever his name is

"Are the scissors broken in your house son?" Gets me everytime

@honeyandlavender_

2 ай бұрын

First clip that got me into this show 😂

@Anonymous-sb9rr

2 ай бұрын

Ron's hair doesn't even comply with his own rules.

@sparkythancztwise

2 ай бұрын

@@Anonymous-sb9rr he surely sees his own as "high and tight"

@TarotVylan

5 күн бұрын

​@@Anonymous-sb9rrany haircut worn by Ron Swanson outranks the pyramid of greatness.

“When I eat, it is the food that is scared.” Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.

@bassmaster117

2 ай бұрын

Best. Line. Ever. Written

That moment of hesitation before he physically shows his concern and affection for April when she’s upset is just ADORABLE

@nimbuscloud5175

27 күн бұрын

I think her subtle little smile implying she understands how much the apprehensive, insignificant contact actually means coming from him is what sells it, tbh.

The “I can do what I want” permit gag makes me lol every time

'Give a man a fish ; you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish ; you feed yourself. He is a grown man ; fishing is not that hard.' - Ron Swanson

@sarahberkner

2 ай бұрын

For me it's hard just because I don't like sitting still for a long time doing nothing.

@orale_

2 ай бұрын

​@@sarahberknerskill issue

@It4int0ver

2 ай бұрын

Give an African a fish, you will feed him for a day. Give him a fisher boat and he will be at your border tomorrow

@hauntedmalk

2 ай бұрын

@@sarahberknerthat doesn’t mean it’s hard it just means you don’t enjoy peace

@sparkythancztwise

2 ай бұрын

"Fish is for sport only, not for fish meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable." - also Ron Swanson 😂

Ron’s “wtf” after Tom bowls takes me out 💀

@BM-wf9uf

Ай бұрын

It's even better when he goes back in disguise and tries it himself 😂

The vegan bacon bit never gets old😂

@taquitobandito6054

2 ай бұрын

Same with the Freddy Spaghetti concert haha. Ron is so excited to hear him sing lmao

@cleverusername9369

21 күн бұрын

Another, please

@drunkenmmamaster419

2 күн бұрын

The part where April throws a piece in the trash makes it even funnier 😂

@cleverusername9369

2 күн бұрын

@@drunkenmmamaster419 yeah, that's..... that's the joke.

"Your house isn't haunted. You're lonely... Next caller!"

Lucy saying “wow” gets me every time 😂

@TrainsRKool1999

2 ай бұрын

Tom almost lost her at that moment 😂

@leonemaledetto1500

2 ай бұрын

Tom would have been 0 for 2 if Ron had wanted to play.

"I like saying No. It lowers their enthusiasm." I still don't know how he works with Leslie, a very enthusiastic person. 😄

@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169

2 ай бұрын

Leslie is that by default, they’re eachother’s foils

@Pink.andahalf

Ай бұрын

You ever notice how often he says no to her, to no avail?

@tyrant-den884

25 күн бұрын

it is because her enthusiasm will not lower that he must respect her.

Terrible title. Ron does nothing progressively.

@girloffaith16

7 күн бұрын

To be fair, if given the choice to do something or nothing, Ron will do nothing. But he will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. He would work all night, if it meant nothing got done

@jackwaters7775

4 күн бұрын

You win the Internet sir. Here you go 👑

@gary2kr1

5 сағат бұрын

😂😂😂😂

“Best friend I’ve ever had. We still never talk sometimes.” That line gets me every time 😂

You have accidentally given me the food that my food eats😂😂

@deninpaul7509

Ай бұрын

😂

the last one is extra funny when you realize he is the head of the parks department he is the person you would go to in order to get a permit to slaughter a pig in a park

@cannotfindmyshoes3

2 ай бұрын

You're right. Maybe that's why he had that special permit. No... there must be some kinda mistake.

0:30 Lucy was definitely digging Ron for a moment there as he dug into his bacon wrapped leg

@cannotfindmyshoes3

2 ай бұрын

Tom lost her at that very moment, methinks. She has a beautifull upper half. I missed the bottom half but I imagine it was equally hot.

@WhiteKnuckleRide512

2 ай бұрын

@@cannotfindmyshoes3are you a psychopath? Who talks like this

@kathrynck

Ай бұрын

I mean, what girl wouldn't?

Can I as a Finnish person claim him as an honorary Finnish person? He’s literally the most Finnish person I have ever seen, that has not been Finnish

"I'd never lose to a boar" 😤

3:48 is such a precious moment.

“I know more than you.” That goes through my head every time im at Lowes

I love how he became Typhoons best man.

Ron finds his videos uploaded on a website *Proceeds to yeet his computer in trash*

@drunkenmmamaster419

2 күн бұрын

ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON !

@markkostka6897

Күн бұрын

The age at which a person stops using the word yeet and using the word literally to emphasize a point is the age they finally achieve adulthood.

"I like a strong, salt of the earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field" - dates Tamys

@pipevaca9657

2 ай бұрын

She's top of the game in hell

@Cozy.Mood.B

2 ай бұрын

Even marries them :D

@Ginglees

2 ай бұрын

shes the head of her field in the library

@TheRealTurkFebruary

2 ай бұрын

The Tammies are certainly possessed.

@nooneyouknowhere6148

18 күн бұрын

Tammy #2 is his real life wife so......

The Dutch van der Linde and Ron Swanson crossover is not something I knew I needed

11:53 Ron's _I couldn't be more proud_ face

@kellysmith7357

2 ай бұрын

😭

"...me, Tom and all the other ladies..." --Leslie Knope

Ron giving everyone a crisp smooth $20 bill is the exact same energy as Holt from B99 steaming his bills

Ron is 100% the best character on Parks.

This was great. I lost my signal in the middle of Ron saying, "I have a joke for you: The government--"

the man, the myth, the legend.

That “Swason” turkey leg does look yummy.😋 I love that a lot of what Ron Swanson does is what Nick Offerman does in real life.😊❤

I like how Andy just takes the burger partially eaten and then proceeds to finish it 😂

11:30 “is this not rap?” 💀

This show will be legendary forever.

You can agree with Ron or not, one thing is certain: he is confident and consistent in pursuing his goal.

@ditasaule1618

2 ай бұрын

What is his goal? 🤣

@tomaszlukaszewicz4468

2 ай бұрын

@@ditasaule1618 introducing his idea of government and free market. After all, he is a libertarian

@drunkenmmamaster419

2 күн бұрын

@@tomaszlukaszewicz4468 Ron’s what got me into being a libertarian fr

"I'm just making sure nobody ever has to eat this." Destroy the false bacon, Ron. Destroy it all.

“Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?”😂😂

6:02 just now realized Dutch van der linde is in parks and rec 😂

@stefanfilipovits21

2 ай бұрын

Oh my god! It’s him!!!! How tf did I miss that. I bet he’s got a plan.

@keanureeves7317

2 ай бұрын

@@stefanfilipovits21just one more score Ron and we can go buy some land!

@stefanfilipovits21

2 ай бұрын

@@keanureeves7317 he and Ron are gonna go to Tahiti

I've seen so many clips of this show, it feels like I have actually watched it.

2:34 that looks like a mug and a paper cup at the same time lmao

@thisisahandlelol

2 ай бұрын

yeah it is. it's those fancy paper cups with handles

The pyramid of greatness should be required to be taught in our schools.

When he pulled out his tooth (prank), everybody left grossed out, except Leslie. She's his most genuine frnd.

I live by the rules of Ron Swanson and that won't change!

@ruairiodonohoe2533

2 ай бұрын

About most of his personality traits he's basically mocking libertarians(the actor)

@mr.k418

2 ай бұрын

@@ruairiodonohoe2533and yet they love him.

@cannotfindmyshoes3

2 ай бұрын

Good for you, son. 😉👍

I never realized until now how similar Ron Swanson and Dwight Schrute are.

@scruffd0g193

2 ай бұрын

Yep they would definitely be good be friends. Maybe different religions and political beliefs but still would be good friends.

@cannotfindmyshoes3

2 ай бұрын

Yet THERE IS ONLY ONE RON SWANSON !!! ONLY ONE RON SWANSON !

@bearhall4919

2 ай бұрын

False.

@sarahberkner

2 ай бұрын

They are not, they're different personalities.

@ericng7656

2 ай бұрын

He is a lot more similar to Raymond Holt

I just realized that when Ben tells ron about the boar that gore's him, he probably chose that particular death because he is such a GoT fan and references Robert who died gored by a boar

You forgot the best one - "Does the white whale actually symbolize the unknowability and meaningless of human existence? No, it's just a sh!tty fish."

9:29 Ron is a genius.

“It makes me furious.”

Lmao "I know more than you" cracked me up.

Ron at hardware store: “I know more than you.” I’ve literally said that at electronics/computer stores, but I smiled. 😂

@user-cw3wm9lx7w

2 ай бұрын

yep.

@spacemonkeyentertainment6413

3 күн бұрын

I just think it and smile when they try to upsell to me. Very enjoyable imo.

6:02 dude has a plan to go to Tahiti, but he needs more money

6:09 Ron Swanson also dislikes Dutch’s plan.

I really like the fake tooth pull during their meeting. April was kinda into it but even she ran out. All the reactions were priceless. 😂

Absolutely LOVE parks and recreation❤️ best show ever!

@cannotfindmyshoes3

2 ай бұрын

Me too. Not JUST because I still have a thing for April Ludgate (or Aubrey Plaza ? I really don't know. 🤔)🖤

@samuelluria4744

2 ай бұрын

​@@cannotfindmyshoes3 - Aubrey Plaza is hot as hell. Totally edible.

I wouldn't necessarily say these scenes get "more Ron," but it's darn close.

@cannotfindmyshoes3

2 ай бұрын

Hahaha ! Yes !

I’ll pretend like this isn’t supposed to be getting “progressively more Ron” but thanks for the Ron compilation

flank steak hangover cure is something else. Its not his usual porterhouse or tbone. Rons onto something here!

@Raellives

27 күн бұрын

Its the wet socks.

@drunkenmmamaster419

2 күн бұрын

My grandma told me about the flank steak hangover cure a long time ago 😂 never heard of the wet socks tho

You had me at meat tornado 🌪️

@drunkenmmamaster419

2 күн бұрын

It did sound delicious tho 😂

You know the video is gonna be great when the FIRST clip is "i'm Ron f**king Swanson."

I want to walk through the woods with this man in absolute silence while thinking about my hatred of the government.

Never thought I'd see Dutch van der Linde in park and rec 😭

The dude who talks with Ron when he's working on the radiator is Dutch Van der Lind.

still can't believe he didn't even put cheese on his burger 😭

“Fish meat is practically a vegetable” 😂

I know what I’m about, son.

Ron Swanson is my hero!!!

6:10 i closed my eyes and heard Dutch Van De Linde

"... I'd never lose to a boar"

“The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently”. Best joke ever.

Dutch Van Der Linde and Ron Swanson in the same scene? 🤯

@0:16 Words of a hero right there.

Love this show ❤

Ron's watches are slept on lol

Fish meat is practically a vegetable 😂😂😂

I love Parks and Rec. But like only the part with Ron on it.

6:50 I've been trying to explain this to my wife for years...😂

Any time I go to lowes and get asked that exact question, I'm always so tempted to say that exact thing

6:08 oh crap that’s Dutch from RDR2

@sparky4878

2 ай бұрын

So it is! Also in the original RDR.

Genius.

Dutch had a plan for that whole floor

6:15 lmaoo

Add ketchup to a hamburger? It’s mustard or nothing, you heathen. Script writers whiffed on that one.

The turkey bacon leg looks delicious

Ron Swanson is my idol

My hero

Nick Offerman nailed this role!

Crying is acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. The automatic door closer is neither.

Went to Wholefoods for the first time recently. I've never been more in tune with my inner Ron than I was that day

I woke up my husband from laughing so hard so I need to finish watching this in the morning with him 😭

"Please talk more about how you hate Europe and Bicycles."

Is this not rap ??!! 🤨🤣🤣🤣

We still never talk sometimes😂

Ron and Typhoon are adorable together

this show/troupe needs to be brought back.

He’s Ron f*cking Swanson.

"Is a Gerbil marrying a Rabbit?" 😂😂😂

6:02 My man dutch about to propose him to go to tahiti

“I know what I’m about, son”

Switch Ron’s love of steak to lasagne, and you’ve got Garfield in human form.

@cannotfindmyshoes3

2 ай бұрын

🤔

@kellysmith7357

2 ай бұрын

🤣

Zummi Gummi = Jim Halpert Tigger = Ron Swanson