toad roast had to be cut because of copyright :(( but you should still accept doctor # # # # # gfgfgfgfgfg as your lord and savior

@windwaker.isthebest

4 жыл бұрын

F

@OutlandishMayhem

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@NeoWoomy

4 жыл бұрын

F IN THE CHAT FOR VIRGIN TOADS

@rei7178

4 жыл бұрын

YAY your finally back your one of the only youtubas dat i actually enjoy DDDDDDD please upload daily DDDDDDDDDDD

@sh1fter312

4 жыл бұрын

I fricking missed it >:(((((

first girl is an actual legend. completed an entire surgery in 1 hour, surgery only costed 2000 dollars instead of 8 million and did an entire rp in less than 20 words

“puts to sleep starts surgery hour later he starts to wake up” worlds fastest roleplayer right here, did an entire RP in 12 words

@comrade-vladimir

Жыл бұрын

Mass respect

@matthieu_catherine

4 ай бұрын

Professional

4:26 Crippled 049 getting released from the hospital before being promptly tazed by a random lady is the highlight of my day

@homerus1912

4 жыл бұрын

n e x u s 1 0 1 LMAOOOOO

@softsoap.3152

4 жыл бұрын

r/BrandNewSentences

@nilsber.

4 жыл бұрын

@@softsoap.3152 more like go back to reddit, cringe

@nilsber.

4 жыл бұрын

@@softsoap.3152 stop linking subreddits outside reddit

@TheSilverCrow64

4 жыл бұрын

@@nilsber. let people have their fun.

1:58 "He starts to wake up" *complete silence* *PIZZA!*

@mussuhsheesh5402

4 жыл бұрын

2:33 „How much is the medical bill“ 3:26 „Have a nice day :)“

@Bon-bn5lc

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ILoveSuperVideoGames

3 жыл бұрын

every like= one pizza for @Quvvy

@esehtheoffical

3 жыл бұрын

@@mussuhsheesh5402 tooo #### dollars Too too #### $ Too too $

@tasniem2825

2 жыл бұрын

YEAH THAT WAS SO RANDOM LMAO

Her: Anyone need a girl? Citizen: No, but you need a potato *B O O M*

@seemelater702

4 жыл бұрын

lmao!!

@udbfriend

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Beluper

4 жыл бұрын

10/10 Citizen Joke

@Beluper

4 жыл бұрын

@Kucing Sedih {Jojo Fan} Indonesia Name? halo

@Beluper

4 жыл бұрын

@Dan Mik Muslim Are You Buster?

"I wants plastic surgery to become human" Citizen : *99% of bodies are robots* >becomes a human version of barney

@Chocoly

4 жыл бұрын

OwO

@plagues-are-us

4 жыл бұрын

@@Chocoly FBI OPEN UP

@Hazyfernn12099

4 жыл бұрын

69 nice

@iDemandSky

4 жыл бұрын

And someone ruined the 69

@fnglilbruh

4 жыл бұрын

@@iDemandSky not rn

for those wondering, egyptian doctors were very advanced for the time, they could perform surgeries, add prosthetics and knew plenty about the human body. they were also aware of good eating and a diet. they also vaguely understood the cardiac system.

@heythere7062

Жыл бұрын

egypt was pretty advanced to be honest

@qwertyytrewq4823

Жыл бұрын

@@heythere7062 compare it to the more superior aryan doctors in nazist germany

@someguy1894

Жыл бұрын

@@qwertyytrewq4823 wait bro what’s nazist Germany

@mr.technicalisolate9188

Жыл бұрын

@@someguy1894 💀

@West_Coast_Gang

Жыл бұрын

@@qwertyytrewq4823 nazis when you ask them about physics (they only studied the occult)

2:13 I love how she didn’t expect that, she didn’t even know what was going on But she decided to play along 😂

4:26 *Do not be afraid* (zap) SCP-049 has been recontained.

@binahtime55

4 жыл бұрын

Class-D: oh god i’m next

@memeswithcancer7506

4 жыл бұрын

Why was scp 049 at the hospital was he suppose to cure some guy with the cold?

@The_M_0243

4 жыл бұрын

@@memeswithcancer7506 He wanted to buy a sprite but he slipped and broke his legs

@wowerine9897

4 жыл бұрын

O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oof

@plagues-are-us

4 жыл бұрын

My father D:

KZread: New Citi- Me: *Y e s*

@francis_gif

4 жыл бұрын

-zen to London has been killed on arrival

@ANGIE-nn1mh

4 жыл бұрын

[GD] Uranium , LMAO

@katieedwards4758

4 жыл бұрын

*Insert username* Lol

@scxffxly6699

4 жыл бұрын

this was so funny i forgot to laugh. 😐

“Anyone need a girl?” *stage 4 cancer obtained*

@lordhellsoul3480

4 жыл бұрын

@Ethanox X_X_X ang

@saddogofwisdom8103

4 жыл бұрын

Nah fam, it’s stage 6 cancer.

@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062

4 жыл бұрын

Lord hellsoul er management is your weakness i’m guessing?

@lordhellsoul3480

4 жыл бұрын

@@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062 no, boomerang boy

@xgachalillithx8299

4 жыл бұрын

Please don’t.

I rate the first girl 5 star for finishing in a hour

@Aden068

Жыл бұрын

Ikr lmao just one hour

@timothywalker4621

Жыл бұрын

Houer*

@Mausk45Edits

Жыл бұрын

@@Aden068 i can do 0.001

@michaelyoung679

Жыл бұрын

I can do it in half that time :)

@bigcatyes3191

Жыл бұрын

Hrrrrrmmm 😳

13:41 *THE NEWS* A sheriff has kidnap a nurse with a.. um.... Noob eating thing... This is a recorded of the last time seeing those two

4:28 "Do not be afraid, i am the cure."

@thegamingfungushoodclips

4 жыл бұрын

049 has been recontained

When he left...ROBLOX was left endangered by OD'ers wearing skeleton legs and korblox arms... Civilians of ROBLOXIA : Will he ever be back..? *who knows..*

Kinda sad that the most famous exploiters aren't recording anymore because of fe

@amiriki

4 жыл бұрын

Wym bruh Citizen has project ligma aka the thing typicalmodders has. Hark and Unverified are magicians and found a fe parenting method. This is essentially a fe bypass

@Pothead2005

4 жыл бұрын

How I need to know the bypass

@engineergaming1669

4 жыл бұрын

What’s fe

@yy.189

4 жыл бұрын

What’s that

@mrmcfezz2727

4 жыл бұрын

@@yy.189 filtering enabled. it only allows you to see them.

Fun fact : The owner of the game, od149, is used to also be an exploiter, you could view his/her channel on youtube

"I want plastic surgery to become human" ROBLOX: Become Human

@Agent0154

4 жыл бұрын

TravistarYT XD

@mrwhite9185

4 жыл бұрын

Sent by David.

@eggeggeggegg6019

4 жыл бұрын

Detroit: powered by imagination

8:05 "I do it to everyone surrounding her" You know you can be arrested for assault right? And shes also racist *calls FBI* TAKE HER AWAY BOI'S

4:45 _Killer Queen has already touched the bed_ 4:51 5:09 _Killer Queen can turn anything into a bomb... Even a potato_ 5:52

@epicgamer7153

4 жыл бұрын

J-JOOOOOOOOOOOOOSUKE

@melok2702

4 жыл бұрын

Killer queen has already touched air

@epiclyepicwill

4 жыл бұрын

Melok GD stray cat’s air

@Rayen_0

4 жыл бұрын

Yare yare !

@irinazhelezova9281

4 жыл бұрын

KILLER POTATO THIRD BOMB, BITES THE BABYS

Roblox : we will prevent under 13’s from saying numbers to protect there age Under 13’s : TOO TOO

*Too too dollar*

@abrahamlincoln9160

4 жыл бұрын

Too too dollar

@JackalSniperSnipez

4 жыл бұрын

TWO THOUSAND??!

@homerus1912

4 жыл бұрын

Jackalsnipahz Oneoneseven it’s cheap lmao

@ekea7144

4 жыл бұрын

Have a nice day 🙂

@AnActualBean9034

4 жыл бұрын

OH NO YOU DON’T

5:06 Her: anyone needs a girl? Citizen: no, but you need a life.

9:12 that’s what happens when you get a gambling addiction

@nightbotok1244

4 жыл бұрын

whats the music

@z3yion287

4 жыл бұрын

@@nightbotok1244 AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

@Yuu_Yun

4 жыл бұрын

Ｍ４ＬＷ４ＲＥ ｏｈ ｎｏｅｓ

@z3yion287

4 жыл бұрын

@@nightbotok1244 kzread.info/dash/bejne/fpuExdiOhcixcrw.html

4:16 that's like a perfect pose for a dead body

@redtyron4363

4 жыл бұрын

ZachPlaysRBLX woah

@thegamingfungushoodclips

4 жыл бұрын

True like GTA SA when you shoot through the windshields and the bodies look like that

@engineergaming1669

4 жыл бұрын

It really is

@pyrogaming175

9 ай бұрын

Bro is sleeping on the job

5:52 HAH

9:16 is that your persona or something?

@1deeto174

4 жыл бұрын

no, KONO STANDO POWAH!

@tallerstond8105

4 жыл бұрын

W R Y Y Y Y Y

@rangoogoo

4 жыл бұрын

It's showtime

@engineergaming1669

4 жыл бұрын

JOTARO! ITS AN ENEMY STAND

@Number1_LemonDemon_Fan

4 жыл бұрын

*its dice time baby!*

Citizen: spawns Patients and Doctors: AWW MAN

@flatmarssociety4614

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes gotta keep that way because im cultural

@fabjee99

4 жыл бұрын

Citizen, awww man So we back in the exploits/hospital Got our weapons/injections swinging from side to side Side side to side This tasks a gruelling one Hope to find some bad people tonight night night night bad people tonight (If u know Creeper awww man then pls complete this)

@theworld6883

4 жыл бұрын

WE BACK IN THE MINE

"I need a heart, liver and brain transplant" Roblox doctors: *_"ok"_*

I have never laughed so hard at such videos, the editing is so good.

I destroyed a hospital with my best friend cause a person gave me items. It felt like this.

CITIZEN ITS BEEN MONTHS, OUR KING HAS BEEN REVIVED.

@Erika-xv4bn

4 жыл бұрын

YES!

@J0eyJ0yce

4 жыл бұрын

@Jotaro Memejo You got a point.

@battlecatperson9456

4 жыл бұрын

YA KANESHI

@nothingherelol.9131

4 жыл бұрын

YAS!!!

@------------------.

4 жыл бұрын

@Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains Technically his opinion isn't anything close the comment I made. THEREFORE his comment was irrelavent.

4:27 Everyone gangsta till SCP-049 enters the hospital after breaching containment.

jesus christ i laugh so hard, i like these exploiting videos when it's all about having fun, and the editing is 10/10. Nice.

9:48 THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY *S T A N D*

@melok2702

4 жыл бұрын

No this is hamon or hierophant green

@smallishwhale5377

Жыл бұрын

Darby from another universe

this citizen voice reveal is epic

@tessmarie6

4 жыл бұрын

this is a robbery, he was using robot voices

@dontdoyoutube5802

4 жыл бұрын

ya it was a robot/tts(text to speech)

@figshave7640

4 жыл бұрын

Source Under r/woooosh?

@DakCL

4 жыл бұрын

@@dontdoyoutube5802 r/woooosh

@TruongNguyen-ih1rb

4 жыл бұрын

@@dontdoyoutube5802 R/woooosh

4:34 when you step on lego.

@Xobani.

4 жыл бұрын

when you overuse joke

@Xobani.

4 жыл бұрын

@Kirk YT i enjoy jokes i just see this everywhere

@mikeyoung9220

4 жыл бұрын

@@Xobani. 4:51

@averagewalkingmeme1031

Жыл бұрын

more like stub toe

You know, Citizen is always making my day really good. 😂

2:23 "yes you are" awewewewewe she's adorable

4:28. Scp Contained! 4:34. When you play in minecraft but in 1 frame per second and get stuck 5:52. A baby getting pooped out.

Yess I get so excited when you come out with a new video! Tbh man I think your vids are really funny and good content, love your editing too keep up the good work man 👍

@sirpasta4927

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh honest = to be honest honest? 🤔

Did you put a backdoor into the game?

5:52 Me : *"What a wonderful baby"*

@seahalberd5100

4 жыл бұрын

LOL I SLOWED THE TIME AT 0.25X

@joshualogan6655

4 жыл бұрын

@@seahalberd5100 Same lol.

@seahalberd5100

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshualogan6655 look the baby's face its looks like pewdipie

@joshualogan6655

4 жыл бұрын

@@seahalberd5100 LOL

@seahalberd5100

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshualogan6655 *SCP'S FLASH BACK* DON'T BE AFRAI- *SCREAMS LIKE A GURL*

5:00 - Evo Morales and Pope Francis holding a cross

6:09 It almost sounds like he almost said "Yare yare daze".

@user-sl7kn1pn6b

4 жыл бұрын

It did

@kyaull

4 жыл бұрын

le gasp

@zobi7529

4 жыл бұрын

I n t r e s t i n g

@zentarios5494

4 жыл бұрын

やれやれだ-

@curiousguy240

4 жыл бұрын

Killa queen has touched that number

"Am I an object to you?" I felt that. :pensive:

@adame.9469

2 жыл бұрын

I think they were an object

Aye Citizen Thx For making my day much love foo

6:56 Top 10 photos taken moments before disaster

The song at 9:21 is: Hermman Necke - Cskicos Post remix.

Nice to see you again PD:Merry Christmast

This youtuber got my attention, you got a new biggest fan, I LOVE to troll, it's funny how people get mad and fall for our tricks, love you're videos!!! Keep the work up! :)

When the hacker look like that u gotta dip

4:27 the plague doctor dies in a wheel chair

bro i love your vids and there also really funny keep up the good work ;)

**what on the yes is the no** *Speech 101 10:55

Citizen : **joins the server and places bomb** Everyone in the server : THIS MUST BE A WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND

@amogusisperfect2178

Жыл бұрын

jojo reference

This guy never disappoints, holy crap

5:36 and thats how dream was born

KING OF EXPLOITS REEEEEEE

@zombaldag9337

4 жыл бұрын

@lagen pul i accidentally read kakyoin lmao

@Kazumaji

4 жыл бұрын

Zombaldag *who summoned me*

@SonicElijahMania

4 жыл бұрын

yep.

@discodanny4141

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kazumaji u do exploits?

@zombaldag9337

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kazumaji oh hey, a fellow jojo fan

3:00 she tried to say $200,000

0:56 Citizen: *walks in the wrong room as the nurse does*

Ayyyy you finally back

lmao perfect timing. So, when the pink guy was destroying the "nurse" just at that moment an ad popped up saying: Pegi 18

When I saw that pharaoh doctor, I knew something bad would happen.

nice I love ur vids btw :D

6:42 you missed the chance to call him “dogtor”

Finally citizen uploaded!!!

After all these years He finally uploaded.

I love how Citizen exploits servers. It makes my day.

@theminebloxcraft5779

Жыл бұрын

Will ki😅p the endersrwtojn and it will be glorious I tell kwnyou ender dragon u gwr😂 th g😮k nuh😂for

Yay he’s uploading again!

6:56 *how to catch a predator*

I love when she said ¨number number number number too too number number number doller too too¨

Dude these vids are hilarious

Hmmm I love you r content man I gotta subscribe man MAKE MORE MAN XD😂😂😂👍👍 keep up the good work

Person: Have a nice day :D Citizen: OH NO YOU DONT

ITS HAPPENING!

one of the best videos on exploiting

I like how the girl in the beginning didnt even care about your exploit but had trouble with the medical bill

"He starts to wake up" ... "*PIZZA*"

If this man entered a real hospital It will be automatically Code Red

i used to cut the toast but i now learned that cutting is satisfying but this is just way more satisfying

10:15 he should have said I diagnose you with the die.

11:45 *Time for food lily* *Shoots shotgun shells at her*

I need the pink guy script and the bomb one where can I find it

@fighteraircraft4423

4 жыл бұрын

@@cementcake1392 why

@cementcake1392

4 жыл бұрын

@@fighteraircraft4423 why what?

@fighteraircraft4423

4 жыл бұрын

@@cementcake1392 why the link

@fighteraircraft4423

4 жыл бұрын

Use ur link

@nunomiralhos5328

4 жыл бұрын

False link

Cats go meow, Gabe goes bork. Citizen has ended the life support.

i lost it when the dr. dog said: "tak off your pants"

5:44 MY MOST FAVORITE PART

"help, I have syfillis" really had me .

Brooo ur videos makes me laugh so hard))

Road work ahead Dice Guy:AHAHA I SURE HOPE IT DOES

I dropped making a playlist to see this

Citizen: *Gets more views than subscribers* Also Citizen: Hold up wait a minute.. Something ain't right.

Doctor: have a nice day 🙂 Citizen: *O H N O Y O U D O N ‘ T*

0:32 don’t worry she was just changing weaves

Danm wonderful death on hospital wonder where your lunch is hospital be poor

@StarprogramUniversal

4 жыл бұрын

ikr poor hospital hi sanic hacker

@metaknight4885

4 жыл бұрын

ALLAH OH SHIT

@mrmine2022

4 жыл бұрын

hospital be gay

@user-rn4yw2ri2l

4 жыл бұрын

SonicElijahMania hi sonic

@MrNopro-ms8nz

4 жыл бұрын

Excuse me what..

Other KZreadrs: *replaces tags with beep or tags* Citizen: *number number number number number number number*

Carry on! Ad.

Doctor:Starts to wake up PIZZA!!!