Seeing him without a suit is like seeing your teacher on the weekend LMFAO

@gomcocramp

5 жыл бұрын

... naked

@baileyjohnson9468

5 жыл бұрын

Sasha Calderon This is the best comment by far!!😂😂😂😂 So true!

@kimberlyjeanne9456

5 жыл бұрын

I was going to comment that too, so weird seeing him in a T-shirt lol

@kristonio17

5 жыл бұрын

I've always assumed he was a time traveler from 1943. His job in his old life was narrating cinema news reels on the war effort. Somehow he was transported bodily to 2005 and ever since he has been locked in a dark room eight hours a day watching old sitcoms trying to catch up on current events and pop culture. Someone must let him out every night at 9pm with a freshly pressed suit and point him to the stage for his set.

@crownr0yalonice

4 жыл бұрын

It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

*"I know you all know this I'm telling LUCY"*

@miguelohara9534

4 жыл бұрын

Except I bet many people just like me didn't know all this

@aidanmcauley3272

4 жыл бұрын

I am not Lucy

@aidanmcauley3272

4 жыл бұрын

And I'm not 13

@grenshaw6836

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethanfoley9749 are you blonde and had a blue flower in your hair on the date Mulaney was up there? because if so thats pretty wicked lucy

@grenshaw6836

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethanfoley9749 lol, not disappointed, I was just curious if you were the lucy in the video

"John Mulaney explains the OJ Simpson Trial to a 13 year old for 5 minutes"

@Endlessvoidsutidos

4 жыл бұрын

now that deserves an emmy

@zoewood555

4 жыл бұрын

She had to have been born in 2005 too.

@onothankyou

7 ай бұрын

It is one of my favorite things in this thing. I have to keep myself from saying, "I know you all know this, I'm telling Lucy" frequently.

At first it was weird to hear John Mulaney say "young lady" but then I remember he's 36 and also a very old soul

@Axerty

5 жыл бұрын

he's not gonna rape us, he's a little boy.

@victoriams2012

5 жыл бұрын

Axerty what the hell weirdo

@viveelreytoday3878

5 жыл бұрын

vic ms That’s a line from his first comedy special.

@1-1-5-2

5 жыл бұрын

he was born in the 1930s and immediately became a radio man

@lafoonxiii5311

5 жыл бұрын

He just wants to sit here and feed his birds

i love how this is mostly just john telling a 13 year old girl about the oj trial

@haleeyoung

4 жыл бұрын

reese a slight sprinkle of him going on about the beatles facial hair but I’m not mad

@emmathornock1527

4 жыл бұрын

||-//

John: How old are you? Lucy: 13 John: *shaking in fear* ha ha.. perfect age!

@GBon21

5 жыл бұрын

Lucy: You have feminine hips, you high-waisted man John: THAT'S A THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT!

@leinaowens6665

5 жыл бұрын

He better cross the street

@TonyStark-zz6rr

5 жыл бұрын

"Confidence is the best currency!" Maybe if I say that, she'll think that *I'm* confident, and she won't mention my feminine hips.

@baloog8

5 жыл бұрын

You guys are the bomb!

@BlackAdder665

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get it, why fear?

It's so weird to see John's arms. He's got very grown up arms for a tall child

@jennymcmillin5668

5 жыл бұрын

Stephanie Fabulous comment!

@bulbasour3

5 жыл бұрын

Very lovely lovely ARMS

@sillysgood

4 жыл бұрын

Stephanie I haven’t laughed this hard in a long while

@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo

4 жыл бұрын

Well hes an Asian lady so what you expect?

@absolutcabbagery3661

3 жыл бұрын

IDK if you've seen the pictures but he's ripped

The mom continuing to bump Lucy with her arm is one of the best parts of this 'You catching this Lucy?'

@onothankyou

11 ай бұрын

I agree, she's thinking, "You can't even know how big this is," but is also the woman who watched her once freak out about something silly, like her sandwich being cut wrong or something, and can't believe she's showing this much poise in this situation.

notice how everybody remains silent when he drinks water, he demands as much respect as terry from b99

@MissLizzanna

5 жыл бұрын

LeoVomend I love this 😂

@UncleJimmi_ID

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought that when I watched it 😂😂

@Tony-iu7sw

4 жыл бұрын

Being engaged in a show you paid to see doesn't mean respect.. but ok boomer

@richy1988

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if people started talking amongst themselves during 2 seconds of silence during a show they paid to see...

@ameerahalgohary

2 жыл бұрын

👏🏼👏🏼😂

nothing is more disorienting than casual mulaney

@victoriameese6204

5 жыл бұрын

You like jazzzZ

@dwovgil

3 жыл бұрын

Like Nick Offerman without a moustache

@intheatremode

3 жыл бұрын

Like an owl without a graduation cap

I love how as soon as he saw the 13 year old, he specifically talked to her for like 4 minutes, rarely breaking eye contact.

@dimariobell8499

3 жыл бұрын

Exposure therapy ❤

@ZaZa-nm6sw

2 жыл бұрын

If it was anyone besides John Mulaney doing that I'd be concerned

That's why he won an Emmy, ya know, for being entertaining. And because "none of this is prepared material Lucy!" He's just sprouting comedic material. what a genius

@yokesyokes1047

5 жыл бұрын

James D it was still funny asf

@mikecantreed

5 жыл бұрын

If you believe this wasn't prepared I've got a bridge to sell you.

@callofdutyblackops9

4 жыл бұрын

@James D There's very few comedians who do improv extremely well. The best at it is probably Chappelle, he actually very rarely writes material for his performance's now, because he said it's too easy and he wants to see if he's still got it on a whim, and he nails it. Every time.

seeing john mulaney in a t-shirt gives me the same feeling i’d get if i saw him naked, maybe even worse than that

@SH-zn1dm

5 жыл бұрын

kaya papaya it gets you hot and wet?

@verniimirnii4287

5 жыл бұрын

S VHousen I didn’t know whether to laugh or gag at this reply but I definitely did a little bit of both

@frankytoad12

5 жыл бұрын

@@SH-zn1dm shes probably underaged, let that sink in creep.

@SH-zn1dm

5 жыл бұрын

Frank Harrison lmaoo, I never pay attention to pics or names. Thanks tho

@nahnope8581

5 жыл бұрын

Is this what it was like living in the 40s?

"Confidence is the biggest currency" say it, you proud Asian American Woman! 💪

@AzaleaJane

5 жыл бұрын

HEY LADY I'LL TELL YOU WHEN WE HAVE ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES

@tiredcerulean

5 жыл бұрын

A tall child with feminine hips

@choryllis6646

5 жыл бұрын

@@tiredcerulean Get some rest, Tall Child! You can't keep burning the candle at both ends!

I can't be the only one who felt so much for Lucy that I was smiling amiably and nodding when he talking to her like he could somehow see my reaction to his jokes

seeing John Mulaney in a t-shirt is like seeing your teacher outside of class

@BeatlesRock03230

4 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahaha! That made my day!

@mikerepmo

4 жыл бұрын

Wow seeing this comment is like seeing the same comment that someone posted a month before you

Her: "I'm thirteen" John Mulaney: * screams like a little girl and runs off stage to hide *

@kingayy9267

3 жыл бұрын

Grown men are able to have innocent conversations with underage girls. Not everyone is a creep.

@lilaboxx

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingayy9267 yes, of course. I was referring to the joke john made about thirteen year olds being the meanest people in the world and that he is terrified of them

@meisteremm

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilaboxx This was about him facing his fears.

How did he not tell Lucy about, “if the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit!” 😂

@tejaswoman

5 жыл бұрын

John's just lucky his mother didn't bring him that glove to try on, just to make sure it was only Diana and her lover that he was to blame for.

@dustin2698

5 жыл бұрын

Probably because he was talking about how Johnny Cochran was playing with props, not the sheer absurdity of the things people said: that would take you down the Kato Kaelin and Mark Fuhrman rabbitholes.

@hayberdasher8625

5 жыл бұрын

He just made Lucy aware that the OJ trial existed, he didn't want to overwhelm her with the utter insanity of it all at once

@prestontucker6579

5 жыл бұрын

As one does!

In case you're wondering, this video was filmed 4 years ago (thus all the Jinx talk and the lack of a suit).

@SH-zn1dm

5 жыл бұрын

Quinn Que I knew this looked familiar! I was wondering if I was just having a damn deja vu

@tripptank

5 жыл бұрын

One more year...

@taakotuesdays

5 жыл бұрын

Why the fuck does he look exactly the same then

@taakotuesdays

5 жыл бұрын

Like no extra wrinkles no nothing

@taakotuesdays

5 жыл бұрын

Just exactly the fucking same

"I know you all know this I'm telling Lucy!" god his delivery is just so good

When I become aware of new John Mulaney content, I ignore every other concern in my life and make it my mission to watch it, making excited yelping noises all the while.

@ainsleyking7372

5 жыл бұрын

lmao me

@jadetheshade

5 жыл бұрын

SAME

@jonm4206

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone has their kink

@cherylynl.tompkins7049

4 жыл бұрын

It may be new to you, but this is from 4-5 years ago and only released on KZread by Comedy Central this year.

I didn’t know john mulaney had arms

@PandaHopeful

5 жыл бұрын

your favorite renjun stan omg 😂

@saturnerens

4 жыл бұрын

not complaining doe

@mysteryname6792

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought he was like a Wii character (a Mii) with hands that just float in front of him.

Is it weird that I think it's really adorable the way he was talking to Lucy? Like what he was saying wasn't adorable but like his tone with her was cute. He needs to be a father.

@baileyjohnson9468

4 жыл бұрын

RedHairedAly YES! I completely agree

@83gemm

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry. He has basically adopted Pete Davidson

@cara_carambola

4 жыл бұрын

He is a father to lovely petunia

@prennt57g99

3 жыл бұрын

You: This is an on-fire garbage can... *shakes shoulders* ...could be a nursery

@evyhatzi600

3 жыл бұрын

we found john mulaneys real estate agent

Look at that man with those feminine hips.

@starringvincentprice

5 жыл бұрын

NOOOO that’s the thing he’s sensitive about!

@baambooob

5 жыл бұрын

have u seen dem ARMS tho

@rburp123

5 жыл бұрын

tall child*

@carriex0o

5 жыл бұрын

Very accurate

@haileymoore5777

5 жыл бұрын

he’s not a man, he’s a tall child!

me during a class report: "None of this is prepared material, Lucy."

Look at that man with those lovely arms.

@stevietonche

5 жыл бұрын

That high waisted man still has feminine hips.

@akilasmith6063

5 жыл бұрын

@@stevietonche lol. Will he ever get rid of it?

his skin is so beautiful I wasn't prepared for this

@baileyjohnson9468

5 жыл бұрын

Sophie Tinsley LITERALLY

@silentsmurf

5 жыл бұрын

He uses three creams!

this man did one (1) prepared joke in a five minute set and HE STILL KILLED IT. (not to say that he hasn't had this OJ simpson conversation before with himself while he was taking a piss though)

@Erika-313

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, he probably planned most of The Jinx stuff in advance, right?

I just want someone to love me the way white audiences love John mulaney

@RatherCrunchyMuffin

5 жыл бұрын

He is our prophet, and must be protected at all costs

@nathanm.8823

5 жыл бұрын

I only like him because he's white.

@sena167

5 жыл бұрын

@@nathanm.8823 we know

@AlexTheel

5 жыл бұрын

:)

@seanmiller3756

5 жыл бұрын

I only like him because he is Asian.

So jealous of Lucy...

@kaguya-sama928

5 жыл бұрын

@Mike Knight It's been a long time since I've audibly laughed at a comment.. good one lmao

@frankytoad12

5 жыл бұрын

@Mike Knight It's alright, I'll cringe for her. Your joke says more about your ignorance than her name. Safiya is an Arabic name given to females... and African warlords were/are all male. Sort of a stupid joke, but at least you found someone as vapid as yourself to laugh at it, cheers~

@frankytoad12

5 жыл бұрын

@Mike Knight I'm just having fun~

@safiyajamali565

5 жыл бұрын

@Mike Knight Glad to see you two have sorted things, that was a real emotional rollercoaster...

@safiyajamali565

5 жыл бұрын

@Mike Knight Buddy, all I did was have an awesome Arabic/African warlord name😂

This is such a strange dynamic with Lucy and it's a testament to Mulaney's stagecraft that it works. Usually if a comedian is focusing on one audience member, they're roasting them

I love the t-shirt regular look. I feel like I’m there and he’s working out material. Mulaney for the win!

@SenorGnar

5 жыл бұрын

micmasters801 he was! Meltdown was a great room for that

can we just talk about how brave john has been for this 4minutes- talking to a 13year old instead of getting off the stage and getting out of the place and crossing the street- such a brave tall child

I lose it when he says "none of this is prepared material, Lucy". Every time.

i like how lucy is trying to demonstrate that she processing the information

new john mulaney content... I'm in heaven!

@headlesscentaur5343

5 жыл бұрын

This is an episode of The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail from 2015 (S2 E3, I had to look that up) so it's not actually that new xD.

This is somehow the greatest 5 minutes of stand up ever. Also, look how handsome he is here!

@brbapappa

5 жыл бұрын

Sean Cook Ever, of the most recent 10 minutes of your life.

Just came here after hearing OJ Simpson died

i don't know anything about what he's talking about but just his delivery makes me laugh

@oliviagrace6914

3 жыл бұрын

repent and turn to Christ before it’s too late 😌

@kara2125

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliviagrace6914 dude WHAT????

imagine not only seeing john mulaney live but having him essentially have a conversation with you

Seeing John Mulaney's exposed arms feels like I'm walking in public without my hijab on

@83gemm

4 жыл бұрын

I wish so much that he sees this comment. Fantastic

@Apples765

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂

@myishenhaines1706

4 жыл бұрын

💛

@meisteremm

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine a religious code so repressed that it can make people basically feel naked for not covering their hair.

@oliviagrace6914

3 жыл бұрын

@@83gemm repent and turn to Christ before it’s too late 🥰

I love how all of his stand up is so universal and yet so specific

Um why does John Mulaney look jacked af?!

I don't know if I should be focusing on Mulaney talking about how much he loves crime dramas and Robert Durst _again,_ wishing I was Lucy, or staring at his arms.

Him saying “Lucy” after like every three words is amazing

This is pretty much the exact reason why Mulaney is one of the most adored comedians out there right now. Completely unprepared here, and yet he wins the audience immediately by prying into them, finding the most vulnerable victim and then highlighting that victim with absolute respect and perfectly respectful response 🤣 Such a gem to the comedic world ❤️

I watched The Meltdown and I don't even remember John was on it but I distinctly remember this episode. Is that what him not wearing a suit does? Is a t-shirt and jeans John Mulaney's Clark Kent?

God he's HOT

@TheKrazysexykool

3 жыл бұрын

I concur

I love him laughing at his own jokes 😂

The Beatles, Friends and OJ's trial, poor Lucy has never been more out of the loop than in this stand up

'this guy does not have an emmy. he's dead' well, there you have it. the only two states of being.

I've been staring at his arms the whole time I forgot to actually listen

"Did you see the jinx young girl" is my favorite quote

I'm just laughing at the thought of Jennifer Aniston with a mustache. 😂

I love how John makes her apart of the show. Such a good dude she’ll remember that forever. He’s such a good man.

John and Lucy had a great set!

You guys should reupload it, titled, "John Mulaney says..." more people would click on it.

@edwardnygma8533

5 жыл бұрын

"John Mulaney explains the O.J. Simpson trial to a 13 year old audience member" imo.

Finally, John Mulaney material I haven't seen 49 times

The OJ reflection, was my fav bit. Lucy hopefully appreciated this.

Love seeing good representation of Asian American woman

“I’m not telling you, I’m telling Lucy!”

"From 94 to 95 you didn't have to watch any other TV whatsoever"... it's so true And it lasted even longer than that, there was so, so much commentary

@NJGuy1973

Жыл бұрын

Baseball picked the right year to cancel the World Series. And that's coming from a Yankee fan. Edit: The NHL went on strike, too. There was only half a season, but there was a Stanley Cup final.

@ImTMZ

Жыл бұрын

​@@NJGuy1973 wow, born in '96. Like we went through a whole pandemic and didn't cancel championships like that. It's crazy how much this had a hold on America

Conspiracy theory: John Mulaney died and the government replaced him This isn’t the real John This copy doesn’t have feminine hips and he’s wearing a t shirt

@haleeyoung

4 жыл бұрын

Kate Gibson he has them removed for this set

One of the best storytellers of all-time! He could make any topic interesting. He has a fresh and unique presence.

John is the best at doing stand-up comedy of anybody working today, maybe as good as anyone I've ever seen.

Where’s the suit?!?!

@TimThomason

5 жыл бұрын

Seeing him without a suit is more jarring than seeing him with an unexplained moustache.

That was Emily (Kumail's wife) fixing the microphone.

@TrollPriestZandum

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. That's fishy.

@MumfordnSons77

5 жыл бұрын

@@TrollPriestZandum what ya mean?

@SenorGnar

5 жыл бұрын

TrollPriestZandum she was the producer on the show, literally part of her job

i've already heard the beatles observation and i still laughed

John Mulaney is like 90 percent pure sweet jazz musician cocaine for the soul. Feeling down? Try 5 minutes of John Mulaney!

His laugh at 1:37 gives me so much life

He's kind of ripped, in the way a pound asian American women would be

i’m a simply girl. i see john mulaney and i click

Seeing mulaney in a T-shirt really puts his “tall child” joke in perspective

Seeing him laugh makes me happy. His darn smile 😀

i am literally crying listening to this at work. unbelievable how hilarious and off the cuff he is.

That was great, he made her day and she definitely doesn't lack in confidence.

john mulaney not wearing a suit makes him look at least a decade younger

John Mulaney in a snug t-shirt -- woof!

His laugh warms heart. It's amazing

I didn't know John Mulaney could go outside without a suit. His forearms are a revelation.

Is he depressed? Where is his tie? Where is his suit? Who is this?

I am in love with his laugh

I don’t know why the sudden switch from talking about the O.J. Simpson trial to talking about the Beatles all growing mustaches just threw me 🤣

I love EVERYTHING about this video, though one of my favourite parts is right at the beginning: *John Mulaney walks on stage* "I'M SORRY!!" Like that is the most John Mulaney thing he could've done 😂

no one: john mulaney: they all had mustache

@derekarnold2077

3 жыл бұрын

Me, a whisper: Oh my God, they all had mustache

Woah, that tall child looks like he works out

I just watched all of “The Jinx” because of this bit. Totally worth it. Thanks John

Bro he did a full section of his stand up set with unprepared material what a miracle of a dude I adore him lol

He is perfect example of a guy who doesnt need huge muscles and he is still ridicilously hot.

I was in college. I watched every moment of that trial right from the Bronco chase.

@toastedjoe1013

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine if he killed himself in the Bronco? His fame would have ended there without the huge spectacle of the trial. I doubt anyone would still be talking about him.

Even when the material isn't polished and off-the-cuff, it's still f**king GOLD!!!

That 13 year old is a friend of mine and this is a joy to watch.

i am so damn jealous of Lucy rn it’s unREAL 😂😂 what i wouldn’t give to be her lmaoo

I'm okay with John Mulaney never having his own kids, but I sure do love watching him interact with kids.

I love how he talks about Lucy

John Mulaney get back into your 1950's get-up this instant young man

It's so weird and wonderful to watch this as a Lucy omg

@oliviagrace6914

3 жыл бұрын

don’t take God’s Name in vain and capitalize the G ✋😌

@lucydoherty494

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliviagrace6914 cry about it

mulaney's working on those zach levi arms am i right?

The way Lucy’s mom was hitting her arm when John was talking to her that gave me ptsd from a deep routed memory and now I’m shaking in fear and idk why

seeing this has made me realize how badly i need a new john mulaney special