WHERE IS MY TRUFFLECUTTER?! 😂

All of this is quality stuff, but when he did the posh hair at the end, I creased up!

In stitches mate. Absolutely hilarious!

@simonwright6163

2 жыл бұрын

Really?

The funniest. Rob Beckett thank you for keeping me laughing 🤣🤣🤣

A CURE FOR A SHIT DAY!!!!! ALWAYS. THANKS ROB I near on fell out of my wheelchair at "files !! 🤣

This was bloody awesome!

I was just crying laughing, too good

Sitting at home with Covid, laughing too much it hurts my lungs.

Brilliant!

Love Rob!

brilliant

Not really into stand ups but I actually quite like Rob, he did make me laugh and that’s hard,

Truffle cutter, innit? I never thought I'd hear those two words uttered in the same sentence!

Brilliant stuff😂

U r awesome! Hug from Southend

Teef for eleven people 🤣

brill!

I was dying of laughter except I was dead so there was no laughing!😅

I've got enough neck to lend Rob some, I literally have a neck like a stack of 5p's 🤣🤣

Timestamps of all Rob's punchlines and laughs : And I live with her 0:32 Gotta put in a shift early doors 0:35 I'm head of recycling 0:41 Big job for a big dog 0:44 I don't wash em out and then I just put em in the normal bin 0:53 Knowing its wrong is the first step to getting it right 1:00 I don't think the issue's my 3 yazoos a wee 1:09 oh that's a curtain innit that? 1:21 Not normally that bad a DIY 1:30 What's behind there? Window? Classic 1:32 Is that a stud wall? 1:40 I've got no idea what that means mate 1:42 Stud Wall! Yeah the volume weren't a problem mate 1:45 I can here you that's not the issue here 1:49 Stud wall- is it a stud wall? Stop saying it - I don't know what it means 1:53 A stud wall, where it goes out with all the other walls? 1:56 Has it got a motorbike? Goes out with a cheerleader? 2:00 I'm an odd looking fella aren't I? 2:07 I'm an acquired taste 2:09 Like marmite on an oyster 2:11 I don't know who made me 2:15 I think they were taking the pic, must have been quarter to five on a Friday 2:19 lets knock one more human out, while we're here 2:23 - what have we got left over? Teeth for 11 people 2:26 let's start there work backwards shall we 2:34 How's he looking? Hungry 2:37 Got a problem, he keeps falling over, he's too to heavy with the teeth he keeps going 2:44 hmmm have you made him as wide as he is tall...yes 2:48 Tell you what, don't give him a neck...and they didn't! 2:55 Who needs a neck mate? Not me! 2:59 I can see don't worry about that! 3:02 Iceland, got a deal, strangely cheap, almost like there was a catch, 3:15 and there was a catch 3:18 Got to Iceland in December- four hours f sunlight per day 3:22 Sun gets up at 11, goes by 3, it's like a council worker 3:26 4 hours, I couldn't chill out, it was like being trapped in the crystal maze, it's stressful 3:39 Titanic came on, I got into that, I missed Thursday 3:44 Snow up to my knees, I'm wading through it in my rebook classics 3:53 Barman said, this is the worst snowstorm we've had for 60 years 4:08 Divvy over here has been wading through it 4:11 Wondering about going, how do they live like this? 4:14 They don't, they go home! 4:16 Also went Dubai last year 4:16 Expensive Dubai, not for me though, got a deal didn't I? 4:26 Second and last holiday I was allowed to book 4:30 Oh it was cheap mate, very cheap, strangely cheap 4:35 almost as if there's a catch 4:37 I don't know if you've been to Dubai in June 4:40 Don't take a coat 4:45 Get off the plane, it is 45 degrees and Ramadam 4:51 I have never been so hot and thirsty in my life 5:56 45! I've slow cooked pork on 45! 5:00 I've had my dinner in it, I'm laying in it 5:05 She's like, what we doing for dinner? My left shoulder by the looks of thins 5:10. Their (inlaws) a bit posh mine, I had to go ballet 5:19 I went ballet, it was one of the worst nights of my life 5:22 I've been mugged 5:23 absolute joke mate, nothings happening it it, no talk nothing, just dancing, that's it 5:34 One says to the other ' I think I'm going to get Giles, a truffle cutter' 5:42 Giles, a truffle cutter 4:48 I don't know where you get either of those things, 5:50 a Giles, or a truffle cutter 5:53 How small does he want his chocolates 5:56 I don't even know where it is in the Argos catalogue to cut it out 6:06 he must have a great life, if all he needs is a truffle cutter 6:13 he's probably at home furious like - seriously guys 6:20 where is my truffle cutter 6:23 Where is it? 6:27 How do you expect me to cut my truffles? Scissors 6:32 are you mad Cynthia? 6:34 Good at posh face ain't I? 6:40 All you need is horse teeth and an angle on it 6:43 If you wanna go full posh, you've gotta have the hair as well, and it's all there for everyone to see 'seriously guys' 6:52 This is not a joke 7:00 Where is my truffle cutter? 7:03 Cynthia askew me this, have you ever eater a truffle whole? 7:08 No, because I cut them with my truffle cutter!! 7:12

"...went Iceland... went Dubai... went ballet..." Is this a pommy thing or a Rob Beckett thing?

@annother3350

Жыл бұрын

Its a london thing. You hear the local kids ask each other 'you gaan chick'n?!' and the answer might be 'nah, I went chick'n already' -- meaning they had already previously attended the local fried chicken purveyor

Giles is prounced geel not jeyeles

Very consistent, never lets you down, always unfunny garbage

@animaltvi9515

Жыл бұрын

Why watch it then if its always crap.

@annother3350

Жыл бұрын

Whu hurt you?!

They should just call this guy teeth, his teeth would fit in a Giants mouth. Freaky ASF.

@annamarielewis7078

2 жыл бұрын

Teef