...Got any good teeth jokes? Oh, and watch the series on All 4 -> bit.ly/2vQu7Rm (Gotta get those plugs in)

@MM-dq2pi

5 жыл бұрын

Channel 4 can you do a compilation of all the animals that have been at the show?

@dannychacey

5 жыл бұрын

Can we get a "Best of Fabio" video. He deserves more love.

@quizmaster85

5 жыл бұрын

Channel 4 "Are those your teeth, or did you run through a piano factory?"

@thewinspear7325

5 жыл бұрын

Channel 4 Rob Beckett's teeth are so big when he wanted to go on a diet they said get rid of the teeth that will help you to lose weight.

@thewinspear7325

5 жыл бұрын

Channel 4 Rob Beckett's teeth are so big when his wife said get your teeth into it. She quickly said no you better not.

I don't know why, but Rob indignantly saying "innit" gives me joy.

@keiranclarke2955

4 жыл бұрын

Its coz hes from Lewisham

@beminae1603

2 жыл бұрын

No way! :0

I’m sure rob just brushes these off

@steampunklemur

5 жыл бұрын

If they're anything like his teeth, it'll take a while

@victorkempe5661

5 жыл бұрын

Harry it tok years but he did it

@EricMuranoAU

3 жыл бұрын

Damn you! Take your thumbs up

@ashley.sterling

3 жыл бұрын

bah dum tsssh

@LurkerPatrol5

2 жыл бұрын

Just swishes and swirls

Rob takes the insults like a champ tbf

@EpicRenegade777

5 жыл бұрын

i think you have to in that kind of job

@pelipar

5 жыл бұрын

Takes the insults like a chomp.

@TheFreestylaaaH

5 жыл бұрын

@@pelipar Takes them on the teeth.

@Engel990

5 жыл бұрын

I'm not English but I'm guessing tbf means, "to be frank"?

@isabelnecessary5915

5 жыл бұрын

Engel to be fair

He'd make a lovely piano

@adyp5176

5 жыл бұрын

he needs a crack habit to develop the black keys

@seanseany6481

5 жыл бұрын

Omygosh looooooooooooooool

@D1amond145

5 жыл бұрын

I'm crying 😂😂🤣 most underrated comment ever!

@ThisCharmingMan1984

5 жыл бұрын

monkeydust100 You might say he’d make a GRAND piano... ...I’ll let myself out.

@crumblestheclown

4 жыл бұрын

Dan1984 haha

jon and jack's faces at 5:20 are priceless!! they're so jealous of robs sticker book lol!

@JBG-AjaxzeMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Jack is jealous cause he loves football, Jon is jealous because its a big organised sticker book XD

@TheWhisperCorner

3 жыл бұрын

I was so impressed that I bought it on eBay.

@joywilliams7657

2 жыл бұрын

I know right! They were agog 😂😂

@RenegadeShepTheSpacer

Жыл бұрын

@Jakey Bone Why is it surprising? He's a straight, working-class man who lives here.

“Rob is the worst Countdown player ever”. Roisin Conaty: Hold my beer...

@Lauren-hq8uf

5 жыл бұрын

I wish they would be on a team together one day!

@durra4203

5 жыл бұрын

Rob : hold my toothbrush

@Metzo-mh9tc

5 жыл бұрын

Durra you’d need a crane to hold his toothbrush

@michaellejeune7715

5 жыл бұрын

Metzo2701 Lower the pissing winch!

@ME-fi1nj

5 жыл бұрын

MitchCyanFilms that should've been hold my champagne.

"I'm not saying Rob's got big teeth..." will be Jimmy's dying words

@Asmov

5 жыл бұрын

Nah those will be "I pissed them off already so I might as well go all in".

@dedjderaladin298

3 жыл бұрын

Rob can lend him one of his teeth as a tombstone.

The ivory poachers line is one of my all time favourites.

@elizabethmorris4677

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure rob just brushes these off

@ciangrant3042

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethmorris4677 he brushes off kilos of debris at the end of each day so i'd say so

The way Jon is looking at the Panini sticker book 🤣

@mrwallie5490

5 жыл бұрын

His mind probably orgasmed knowing they are sorted by year, in print

@Tomanista

5 жыл бұрын

all straight an aligned.

@EpicRenegade777

5 жыл бұрын

same way i look at taco bell, or really good porn

@Ctrl_Alt_Elite

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao, had to go back to check it, well worth it! 😂

@tommo123456789000000

5 жыл бұрын

and in their own house

"Rob is one of the most wanted comedians on the circuit. Mainly by ivory poachers." Saved the best joke for last. Fucking died when I first heard that!

The fact that he is a good sport about it makes him so likable. Also he's funny as hell.

@terryspencer4137

5 жыл бұрын

postal83 nice guy but not funny let’s be real here

@lifegoals9528

5 жыл бұрын

@@terryspencer4137 exactly, he's as funny as rubbing your face on a bed of nails, the poor man's Alan Carr.

@BigDan777

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus! He is about as funny as an orphanage burning down. How this dickhead made it onto TV is beyond me. What a cock.

@fishmate5443

2 жыл бұрын

Really? He took over as a team captain on "8 out of 10 cats" and ruined it... He has his moments but his humour is just based on acting ignorantly, towards literally anything..

@Brinta3

Жыл бұрын

He’s likeable but usually not that funny.

5:20 If the concept of 'Envy' existed as a sentient human person, it would resemble Jon Richardson as shown here... a lot.

@qwopiretyu

4 жыл бұрын

get yourselves a husband who looks at you the way Jon looks at a stickerbook

@JBG-AjaxzeMedia

3 жыл бұрын

and Jack too

@JackDManheim

3 жыл бұрын

@@JBG-AjaxzeMedia Yeah, you're right. I like that little "wow" he gives, in total awe.

@JBG-AjaxzeMedia

3 жыл бұрын

@@JackDManheim Jack is jealous because he loves football, Jon is jealous cause its a giant organised binder of stickers

you can tell it's a good book when it's got its own house

@sarahl3721

5 жыл бұрын

true though

@scottishinoz674

4 жыл бұрын

Own ouse*

@misterdiscipline580

3 жыл бұрын

Guidance I live off of to this day

@XaviRonaldo0

3 жыл бұрын

'ouse*

@Torahboy1

2 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaahs

"Rob, when the tooth fairy came when you were a child what did you do with the money? Did you buy a car?" One of my all time favourites😂😂😂😂

@PatrickRyan147

3 жыл бұрын

Well, technically speaking it's still only gonna be £1.00 per tooth. The tooth fairy doesn't pay by weight. I'll get me coat 😞😞😞

“I’m just looking at the teeth” had me howling 😂

Jon’s reaction to the panini album 😂 his inner child is going mad 😂

"You've got a fault in the system." "I'm fucking lookin' at it."

Use the sink 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 best thing he’s ever said

Joke all you want about his teeth, but Rob really does have a beautiful and charming smile 🙂

@micheldejong1813

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. One would, one feels.

I go through most of the way laughing internally most of the time, but the ivory poachers line actually made me bust out laughing.

Catch 22: I sorta wanna read it and I sorta don't. Brilliant!

@PatrickRyan147

3 жыл бұрын

Technically speaking, that's not really a Catch22 situation. I'll get me coat 😔😔😔 The most common catch 22 situation usually occurs when you're looking for your first job and you find that you can't get a job without experience BUT you can't get experience without a job. Catch 22! Now where did I put my coat..

@synthonaplinth5980

3 жыл бұрын

@@PatrickRyan147 Well, since Rob is so bad with words it kind of WOULD be a catch-22 situation. More like 'I kind of want to read it but I suck at reading'.

@PatrickRyan147

3 жыл бұрын

@@synthonaplinth5980 He should just watch the film instead 😂😂

The fact there's 13 minutes, is just a mouthful

One of The most relatable things I've heard was Jimmy- what sort of things did you do in the front room Rob- fight

I lost it at 12+0.....12 😂😂😂

Part 2... still want my compilation of #revengeoftheguests with their epic comebacks for Jimmy

@ReegusReever

5 жыл бұрын

A seldom seen good idea in the comment section.

That Catch 22 joke is criminally underrated how have I never heard that before

98% calcium hahaha

@Chuckplayz

5 жыл бұрын

that one killed me hahaha

Rob is so good-natured

Jons face when Rob gets out the Sticker book though :')

“This book is great, it’s got its own house” brilliant!

05:21 Genuinely transfixed. 😂

“Take ‘em out & try” cracks me up.

He really needs a trophy for those teeth, or at least a plaque.

If the only thing you can mock a man for is his teeth, he's doing pretty well in life

@skylined5534

2 жыл бұрын

That and he's not very funny. Seems like a really nice bloke though.

I don't know why but jokes about Rob's Teeth are some of the most inventive on the show.

5:21 Jon’s face 😂 he’s so fucking adorable!!! ❤️

The “alright, let’s stop” always gets me

"I mean, I don't wanna read that.. It's just well old innit?" Lol!

13 minutes of slating someone's teeth! Jimmy's absolutely brilliant XD

Hes a good bloke and is always having a laugh.

Jon is so jealous of that book.

I loved the delayed reaction on the Catch 22 joke.

The worst part is every time he laughs at a "rob's teeth are so big" joke, you can see more of his teeth haha like "just in case you hadn't noticed, here they are"

Rob becomes progressively more depressed about teeth jokes

at least he's got teeth, unlike the Jeremey Kyle show

@sametoyoutoo8509

5 жыл бұрын

William Coull LOL

@sarahl3721

5 жыл бұрын

You wouldn't last three minutes mate!

nobody reads jokes from a card quite like Jimmy

Rob's the only person I know who can eat an apple through a net

@phredphlintstone6455

3 жыл бұрын

We say, through a picket fence

6:03 has me 😂🤣😂. They all get up and walk away and Jon is so confused.

“I did the same at the BAFTAs.” 🤣

I'm surprised it was only 13 minutes long

Rob is such a good sport.

5:19 I love their genuine awe at what Rob brought

"HE'S CALLED ME A DOG!!" might be my favourite Rob moment on this show...

12:20 I'm just looking at the teeth.

@adyp5176

5 жыл бұрын

I bet you're still sat there transfixed

non harsh roasting by Jimmy's standards, the teeth got off quite lucky.

@trevorhyland8415

5 жыл бұрын

He got away with the skin of his teeth ;)

@wrenclark4907

3 жыл бұрын

Trevor Hyland ayyyyyy

And I look at Rob and just think, what a lovely smile.

@skylined5534

2 жыл бұрын

I usually just think about horse dentists.

0:35 i've seen it a hundred times and it always gets me

I thought it would get old but it didn’t lol

I’m good at cutting out. Anyone else just cut out to chill out 😂😂

@davesmith2194

5 жыл бұрын

Eric Burkheimer using scissors to cut pictures out from a big piece of paper ✂️

@METALFREAK03

5 жыл бұрын

also slang for a line of coke. lol

@vamvam7690

Жыл бұрын

Isnt that called cutting up?

Could you do every time someone makes Sean lock laugh ?

@KiltBill2

5 жыл бұрын

Please god don't do one of Jimmy's laugh!

@knightad33

5 жыл бұрын

The best one I've seen is when Miles Jupp gets out his picture, which turns out to be one of Sean.

@4t762

5 жыл бұрын

Adam Knight that had me crying that one

@knightad33

5 жыл бұрын

Me too. There's also the time, also on Cats Does Countdown, where Sean is "weirded out" by a sculpture of Johnny Vegas' head.

@henrikhyrup3995

4 жыл бұрын

And don't forget "I just named your penis" But that made everyone laugh til they cried.

Roisin Conaty needs to be the next video. She makes me laugh so much.

@ramenali

5 жыл бұрын

yesss

@thetoastedplum

5 жыл бұрын

She’s not funny in any way

@HORSEPRISON

5 жыл бұрын

Thats your problem then you fucking plum

@adyp5176

5 жыл бұрын

that will be more teeth jokes then

@thetoastedplum

5 жыл бұрын

Avenguard she relies on others to stir up the comedy. She says something stupid and the other comedians turn it into comedy.

"If I don't keep my teeth in good nick I don't really have any jokes" champion

This show is fantastic. I wish I could watch complete episodes.

Ivory poachers one gets me every time!

The fact that there’s enough for 13minutes 😂

He's absolutely right about 'don't judge a book by its cover'. Most of the time that's exactly how you judge it.

Being in dictionary corner was Rob's crowning achievement.

Channel 4: Could you please make a compilation of the times Sean Lock has made blatantly made up stories about himself, like having a 'Brew your own soy sauce kit', being hired for a Star Wars movie as the cheery postman on the Death Star and having a job as the guy putting the smell into dog food. Im sure Cats Does Countdown has plenty of these!

@adyp5176

5 жыл бұрын

How about how many times Rachel Riley flashes her underwear when getting off her stool?

@perrymarshall8584

4 жыл бұрын

Putting the smell into dog food.. 😂

@jeffgachihi8225

3 жыл бұрын

@@adyp5176 That happen? Which shows?

12:22 love this set!

That "Cutting out" bit would have been a perfect opportunity for a tax joke slam on Jimmy

That 'Catch 22' joke was so underrated

8 out of 10 cats does jumblin

thank god i stayed up for this

And Jimmy just started, because it's impossible to finish mocking his teeth, because it's so much teeth.

I like his teeth! The enamel appears to be very healthy!

Jon looking genuinely impressed by Rob's sticker album

The fact that this is 13 minutes long is absolutely hilarious.

The simple fact that it’s 13 minutes long is proof positive that Channel 4’s writers are SAVAGES.

Jon & Jack's reaction to Robs sticker book is one of awe 😂

The Catch 22 skit was amazing

I wonder if the exchange at 12:00 took place before or after their Travel Man episode

The video I've been waiting for🙏🏿

This is what I needed in my life.

I got a mouthwash advert when watching this

Now THIS is the compilation video we have been waiting for

That catch 22 joke is massively underrated

When Rob gets a filling the dentist uses a pneumatic drill

In ancient times, they used Rob's teeth as a sundial.

Rob's got big teeth innit LOL

Rob has meals stuck between his teeth

The horse comparisons are hilarious

Rob Beckett's teeth are so big, when he sneezed he bit a hole in his chest.

@MegaMsc123

5 жыл бұрын

Sgt James Doakes it was funny...

@adyp5176

5 жыл бұрын

wtf are you all on about, I thought it was quite funny and I don't see any of you topping it with anything better yourselves yet?

@ShakeDat

5 жыл бұрын

Sgt James Doakes Well, everyone has an opinion - but that doesn't mean it's correct

@AutomaticDuck300

5 жыл бұрын

How about: Rob has such big teeth that 9 out of 10 dentists are needed to work on them. Rob Beckett has been described as a powerhouse of comedy which is good news, because he needs that power for the world's biggest electric toothbrush.

@reptilected4097

5 жыл бұрын

Why does this joke have so many likes it’s so bad

I like Rob. In fact I like all of them.

13 minutes. 13 MINUTES!!

this editor needs a raise

That thumbnail is everything

yes your honour, I swear to tell the teeth, the whole teeth and nothing but the teeth

I love that thumbnail, Channel 4.

If Jimmy makes fun of those teeth then he's gonna have so much fun with me