"Accidentally invaded France by going through Belgium" Hmm yes, _"Accidentally"_

@menconnoisseur9914

3 жыл бұрын

I screamed when that happened 🤣

@joshuamark9316

3 жыл бұрын

_We all make mistake in the heat of passion, Jimbo._

@ProtocolAbyss

3 жыл бұрын

Wow his ancestors would be proud

@Meridian453

3 жыл бұрын

Ah history repeats its self

@garrettmetting6938

3 жыл бұрын

For 3 times

I love how most conflicts on SMP earth start with "They attacked Antarctic" and end with "And they failed."

@blatantslander

3 жыл бұрын

simp

@tiredmemer5547

3 жыл бұрын

TECHNO SUPPORT

@drummerdog546

3 жыл бұрын

It's like invading Russia in winter

@nerd_nato564

3 жыл бұрын

@@drummerdog546 Or trying to duel Techno

@thatguy-qb6up

3 жыл бұрын

It's like the Russian winter lol

“It all began when TommyInnit-“ Yeah sounds about right

@thuliumberiliumcalcium1238

3 жыл бұрын

No idea why but i laughed wayy more than i am supposed to for this XDD

@frankie7792

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh tommy is so annoying

@thuliumberiliumcalcium1238

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankie7792 Yea, to some people, he just sounds like a loud obnoxious teenager trying to fit into the big guys. But that is what makes him stand out to the rest of the youtubers of his same age. It's mostly just acting. We can see in his vlogs that he is actually pretty cool and chill. Its all for the views dude

@natiyeahh2938

3 жыл бұрын

Francisco tommy isn’t annoying. He brought so much to smp earth and currently dream smp would be boring as shit without him. Like him or not, he does bring a lot to mcyt and that’s undeniable. I will not stand for tommy slander

@thuliumberiliumcalcium1238

3 жыл бұрын

@@natiyeahh2938 The term 'boring' is subjective. like, yea he did made SMP earth famous along with techno, yea he did make Dream SMP famous af, but to some people, he is like a annoying loud child xD, which is what he aims to do. at the end of the day, he is our POGBOI, and no one can say against it xD

“In a very German move, slimecicle accidentally invaded France through Belgium” he knew what he was doing, there were no accidents

@Zyphon

3 жыл бұрын

“There are no accidents” - Master Oogway

@gouda2102

3 жыл бұрын

Very cool

@KaiserStormTracking

3 жыл бұрын

That's very much a possible way to declare war

@oldpotatoman4838

3 жыл бұрын

The full event was on Coopers channel and I think on Charlie’s

@dreamslove9851

3 жыл бұрын

Hehehe Yeah German.

"FitMC founded the Kingdom of Florida" Ah yes, Florida, the oldest anarchy state in America.

@asu_meii

3 жыл бұрын

Final Shade that....sounds about right

@kitkirp

3 жыл бұрын

scbgnfannygsgfw

@iSyriux

3 жыл бұрын

Florida man..?

@Myne1001

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he's a school teacher there like he is IRL

@mysteryman2866

3 жыл бұрын

@@Myne1001 He's a school teacher?

I like how being allied with technoblade is used as a weapon

@furinick

3 жыл бұрын

techno is just the minecraft america

@Clan_AlbertheGrey

3 жыл бұрын

Yep Techno would be that dude that would "accidentally" to discover nukes or alien tech first and destroy 95% of life on Earth.

@icrawlforonlychrollo8638

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao yes

@nicsmi6228

3 жыл бұрын

D r e a m h a s e n t i r e d t h e c h a t

@toxayt3013

3 жыл бұрын

@@Clan_AlbertheGrey I think FitMC would be a fearsome oponnent if he actually wasnt late to fights :D

"Techno owned all of the server map and was deemed a war criminal. Anyways on to DAY 9!"

@jaderush4141

3 жыл бұрын

At this point, it's more of an event if Techno for some reason isn't deemed a war criminal, honestly. You just instantly know that something isn't right.

@edchinyosh925

3 жыл бұрын

Welp when you know that he did this to win the potato war

@cristianrocketship981

3 жыл бұрын

DAY 9 I can't believe they went through like 3 wars and then decided to conquer the world.

Techno: Kills Tommy Techno: AW WE JUST KILLED SOME HOMELESS GUY!

@blackmage1276

3 жыл бұрын

"Its like drop kicking a toddler"

@blazingwinds2129

3 жыл бұрын

“It is drop kicking a toddler”

@lnxtc9234

3 жыл бұрын

“i just dropkicked a toddler”

@Aftermath-News

3 жыл бұрын

"it's like drop kicking a toddler"

@cerridianempire1653

3 жыл бұрын

"Its like drop kicking a Toddler"

All of technoblade's "wars" were just "drop kicking a small child", his words, not mine

@sgtmajorkiwi

3 жыл бұрын

you can't beat techno in pvp, he's a mc VET

@inot8652

3 жыл бұрын

@@sgtmajorkiwi Or get drop kicked

@lancetheking7524

3 жыл бұрын

Techno drop kicking Tommy lmao

@jasonbraun1469

3 жыл бұрын

Fahrenheit 1776 it’s actually drop kicking toddlers.

@Shadow-mg5pr

3 жыл бұрын

@@sgtmajorkiwi dream: id like to know your adress

Friendly Reminder: Technoblade, Wilbur, Tommy, and Philza probably wouldn't have become such good friends if SMP Earth never happened.

@TaIathar

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Techno, Wilbur, and Philza knew each other before this started

@I_AM_HYDRAA

3 жыл бұрын

@@TaIathar but i think he is saying that they became closer

@RodrigoLRDR

3 жыл бұрын

@@I_AM_HYDRAA but whata about tommy?

@derrindouglas1936

3 жыл бұрын

Rodrigo L they are all young men tommy is a little boy lmao

@denisgonzalez7630

3 жыл бұрын

Tommy and techno well already close cause of hypixel skyblock which is how tommy even got on smp live given he isn’t all that big

The best part about this is that the most powerful faction the artic empire was only created as a distraction so squid kid didn’t know what techno was up to

@camix3229

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@_username

3 жыл бұрын

"If you wanna farm potatoes, first rule over the world" - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

@meganodonnell9145

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think he actually joined as a distraction, I think it was just a joke

@TR1CK

3 жыл бұрын

Techno laden never jokes

@probablyants

3 жыл бұрын

@@_username Before you cultivate your wants, you must cultivate your needs FTFY

"Pete, by accident, took over almost all of Australia" Why does that sound like the beginning of a Math question?

@huggablebears

3 жыл бұрын

There is only an estimated 5,000 square miles of original land remaining, how will you refine this estimation?

@frothguy

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s say you own the entire continent of Australia, and Pete, by accident, took over almost all of Austraila. How much land, in kilometers, do you have left?

@saitamasensei8425

2 жыл бұрын

Let's say Pete took over almost all of Australia, then how big is the Galaxy?

@shikhar3281

2 жыл бұрын

@@saitamasensei8425 give your answer in inches^3

@silver_slime

2 жыл бұрын

@@shikhar3281 nanometers* ;) (just a joke btw)

History of real earth: I sleep History of SMP Earth: Real s***?

@notkeness

4 жыл бұрын

lop

@kenneths.680

4 жыл бұрын

s*hit

@sdani.

3 жыл бұрын

what's the problem with saying shit?

@410Here

3 жыл бұрын

2020: allow us to introduce ourselves

@NobleLaika

3 жыл бұрын

*sad Bill Wurtz noise*

Imagine if this was the only proof that humans existed

@nikosnikos5082

3 жыл бұрын

Would be quite acurate

@svetasvetlana6135

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikosnikos5082 Go tut es

@technosword-hg4bm

3 жыл бұрын

The only ancient writings they’ll get is from eret and techno. Since they’re the only ones that left easter eggs with writings

@SludgeCorpInCorp

3 жыл бұрын

I would be happy

@michaualtington

3 жыл бұрын

aliens would belive we are minecraft players pog

"You stole 30 diamonds from me." "No they were mine." "Well i want 12." Thaaaaat's politics!

@mizerixe

3 жыл бұрын

Stonks

@caseyneil6470

3 жыл бұрын

Specifically socialism.

@ariaperimeter

3 жыл бұрын

@@caseyneil6470 its really not but ok

@caseyneil6470

3 жыл бұрын

@@ariaperimeter you're right, he only asked for 12.

@ariaperimeter

3 жыл бұрын

@@caseyneil6470 bro you literally just called capitalism socialism

Techno called dibs on the world when the discord started. So are we just supposed to pretend that this whole thing wasn’t people trespassing on technoblade’s land.

Business Bay being the antagonists was actually keeping the server alive and Technoblade even called Tommy a hero for doing it.

@angelawang7126

3 жыл бұрын

Extro when did he call him a hero I wanna see some more Tommy techno brotherhood

@mewingmanda

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, everyone said techno was the “main character” but i think tommy was, even if business bay were the antagonists. think about it, no main character is the most powerful and always gets everything their way. tommy constantly got defeated and betrayed by everyone. he and business bay had to work a lot to get somewhat strong. the antarctic empire basically had it good for the entirety of the server, never really going through much character growth or decline. also, when the whole server fought against big bertha, deo got the final hit and killed the dragon. deo was also a member of business bay. coincidence? not a chance! and to add to that, on the final day of smpearth, business bay pretty much came on top and tommy accomplished a lot of his goals. tommy made up with wisp, got a dragon egg, destroyed the treaty of the pit, and got someone in his sand trap. business bay even blew up all of the factions that were more powerful than them, leaving them as the most powerful faction on smpearth in the end. that sounds like a pretty “main character” arc to me. (sorry for making this so long. i’ve been really bored in quarantine so i’ve been rewatching a bunch of smpearth videos lol)

@edadankmemes

3 жыл бұрын

they were the Team Rocket of SMPEarth

@luckymango1963

3 жыл бұрын

@@edadankmemes Talkin Trouble Walkin Trouble BIIIIG trouble's gonna fiiiind you (there's my childhood)

@boubusboy5039

3 жыл бұрын

Business bay was the most interesting of all of the claimed areas

Techno: Claim 70%of the map British Empire: *Finally a worthy opponent*

@robertt1872

3 жыл бұрын

Nahhhh theyre shite

@Yoogzx

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertt1872 yet a the British once claimed almost the entire world

@sahave5042

3 жыл бұрын

TheInfernoKing 123 more like the “old world”

@sugarieee

3 жыл бұрын

Their empire still owned quite a bit less than a century ago so-

@shlokrao6387

3 жыл бұрын

or alliance

I mean of course Jschlatt wasn’t there, the mods didn’t except the idea of the world using schlatt coin as the Earth’s official form of currency

Tommy innit just causally causing chaos everyday

@asonofliberty3662

3 жыл бұрын

Then playing the victim and combat logging and ending stream when he had to face the consequences of his actions.

@user-pi8pi3wj7h

3 жыл бұрын

@@asonofliberty3662 sure pal

@braydenscott5672

2 жыл бұрын

then gets destroyed by techno

Rise: Technoblade has joined the game Fall: Technoblade has left the game

@mulubulu3000

4 жыл бұрын

ImmaSnarl he literally gives life to servers

@Ja-jq7pc

4 жыл бұрын

*ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ ғ ᴏ ʀ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ ɢ ᴏ ᴅ*

@Blubberings

4 жыл бұрын

what

@Silver-hz2nc

4 жыл бұрын

fall: technoblade decided that he needed to farm more potato’s

@wolfiegames1572

4 жыл бұрын

Silver actually he played on SMPEarth and conquered the world just as a distraction because he is just a legend.

Techno at start: I call dibs on the earth! Everyone: lol okay Techno: Actually does it Everyone:*shocked Pikachu face*

@Meridian453

3 жыл бұрын

Never doubt techno

@throwaway6731

3 жыл бұрын

hey! another non-binary person

@notsokewlnowisit9905

3 жыл бұрын

@@throwaway6731 Hi! :)

@Meridian453

3 жыл бұрын

Kdidjd Djskskdmd howdy

@TheMrDerpy

3 жыл бұрын

Hello why does this not have many comments

techno when he takes over 70% of the map: hippity hoppity get off my property

"spifey had a plan to infiltrate the antarctic empire" Technoblade: Oh boy here I go killing again

Let’s all be honest, technoblade dominated, he even dominated the orld

@gnochhuos645

4 жыл бұрын

Let’s not forget that he conquered the earth just to distract his opponent in the potato war

@immasnarl292

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, he dominated the entire orld it was great the orld is a great place and it is a great word and technoblade dominated the orld

@SantiCheddar

4 жыл бұрын

*THE O R L D*

@weeziepanda7915

4 жыл бұрын

Man what a small orld. And a beautiful orld at that.

@BananaWasTaken

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, if you’ve seen his first episode then you’d know, he did call dibs

This man should be on history channel

@TeslaBitcoinFree

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@TeslaBitcoinFree

4 жыл бұрын

Minecraft should have its own history channel

@intarecet

4 жыл бұрын

he already is

@reefy8232

4 жыл бұрын

Hello my ogre brother

@foodeater5782

4 жыл бұрын

this man should be on the worlds most liked comments list

*"I just claimed half the planet"* -VoiceOverPete, 2020

Love how Techno is just MC version of John Wick

@NerveUnderscore

2 жыл бұрын

AJSJAJA so true

Imagine thinking that admin powers could be more than a minor inconvenience for Technoblade.

@luckymango1963

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine thinking that Admin powers can overcome the Knights of the PotatoKing's Eternal Empire

@exticnt8623

3 жыл бұрын

LoL I wonder if dream could beat techno just wondering

@theunknowman12

3 жыл бұрын

@@exticnt8623 nice you just awoken an war

@lancetheking7524

3 жыл бұрын

Tommy declared war on Admins lmao

@lancetheking7524

3 жыл бұрын

@@theunknowman12 the war started a loooooooong time ago

Tl;dr: the rise and fall of technoplane

@idoodooo3988

4 жыл бұрын

Technoplaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane

@-JackFrost-

4 жыл бұрын

technoblade never dies

@rustyshade2971

4 жыл бұрын

R.I.P. TechnoTemple

@Ja-jq7pc

4 жыл бұрын

ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ ғ ᴏ ʀ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ ɢ ᴏ ᴅ

@deactivated.1254

4 жыл бұрын

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Everyone else: Declares war on each other for doing basically nothing Techno: Takes over the world Everyone: Let’s him off the hook because they are scared of him

The Saint-Malo Trials did not make sense like at all. I'm not into trials but even I could see how shit that was. Techno was saying very valid points but nobody listened. It would've made the roleplay much more entertaining

@mistermegalo

3 жыл бұрын

yeah it made me mad too. a completely reversible, purely cosmetic prank yet they got the most serious punishment out of any. funny how they still remained the most powerful faction and were used as a threat by others

@avery1647

3 жыл бұрын

@Jordan Darius every game has wars even the most innocent like Minecraft and sometimes we need to take it seriously maybe most are just fun prank and others are completely serious

@draganvalerius5717

3 жыл бұрын

There was a trial in real life that was similar to the Saint-Malo Trials in how the defendant was making very valid points but nobody listened. It was the Trial of King Charles the 1st. Historiacivilis made a video about it. Literally every other faction on SMP Earth was against Techno, and Techno probably knew that if he kept up the claims, it would ruin the content for everyone. One thing you might notice about him if you watched his streams is he was very diplomatically skilled, choosing his allies wisely, turning away bad requests for allyships, seeking benefit and avoiding unnecessary conflict. He definitely read art of war. The truth of the matter about the punishment thing though, was that Techno *Allowed* them to punish him, he was probably satisfied with having technically ruled the world. He would have been able to threaten them more into allowing more expansion, because he had A.) Land claim of 70% of the Earth B.) Everyone in Saint-Malo trials was badly armed, with only Technos' team had weapons, Ph1lza even whispered to Techno about killing them all. In the end, it's not that Techno was being punished, it's that he decided to allow himself to be handicapped. And perhaps, the whole reason he accepted the punishment was a big brain move for him to have a good reason to spend less time on the server and focus his efforts on the Potato War, after all he apparently said that conquering the world in SMP Earth was a diversion to win the Potato War and distract Squidkid from his real plans. He won all along.

@draganvalerius5717

3 жыл бұрын

While they were playing it as minecraft, Techno was playing it as Civ.

@gracefulcubix4730

3 жыл бұрын

@@draganvalerius5717 You forgot that the judge Wilbur declared war on Techno and stopped when Techno was ready to raid.

Mmm this sounds like an alternate universe earth's history

@user-kx8pu6ys5i

4 жыл бұрын

Technoblade claimed the entire planet? Ah yes

@user-kx8pu6ys5i

4 жыл бұрын

THE CONQURER

@scootersports7042

4 жыл бұрын

Slimecicle of Germany invading France through Belgium must be the doorway between these two alternate dimensions

@disputedname

3 жыл бұрын

Geographica.xyz

"the great boomer misunderstanding" bruh imagine that being in IRL text books XD

@devon1485

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

"Tobuscus" I haven't heard that name in years...

@jonmeet914

3 жыл бұрын

Whatever happened to him

@princeimrahil6557

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Antarctic Empire's frightful king never dies in our heart. RIP Technoblade.

real life war: he shot him with a gun minecraft: He called upon the gods and summoned a thunder storm, he called upon an airstrike only to get killed by his own.

@patriciaanne0307

3 жыл бұрын

"Hello Techno? Yeah they're threatening us with war pls help us"

@sahave5042

3 жыл бұрын

Sneeg go pew pew

KZreadrs: minding their business Technoblade: haha plane go brr brr

@cxtrusss

3 жыл бұрын

Technoplannnnneeeeeee

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE STUDYING GEOGRAPHY" "GET OUT OF MY ROOM MOM, I'M DOING POLITICS"

@miraichan3284

3 жыл бұрын

That would actually be quite funny 😂

Smp earth exists Techno: hippity hoppity get of my property

now THIS is the kind of history class I've always wanted, thanks Mr. Zyphon

@soda_can732

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf are you doing here ur supposed to be watching spongebob or something... Jk I'm sorry

@killernyancat8193

3 жыл бұрын

Wow. Didn't expect to see you here

@haydyn.

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute your mr tv show guy

@BierBart12

3 жыл бұрын

I only watched Wilbur for this, so it felt like this server died in 3, 20 minute episodes.

@Clover-lx8mh

3 жыл бұрын

:0

I feel like the reason SMP Live ran so long compared to SMP Earth was bc it didn't take itself too seriously, it was self aware with the players. On the contrast, SMP Earth was heavily roleplayed and full of stan culture, not that SMP Live wasn't already, but it took itself a bit more seriously than SMP Live. Also technoblade was the backbone of the whole server

@beelainn

3 жыл бұрын

I think dream smp is finally a bit of both, its roleplay yet they don't take things all seriously, the stans do honestly. Hopefully they last enough

@wiselychosenname2867

3 жыл бұрын

Stans are stans nothing stops them

@ahana2912

3 жыл бұрын

@@parad0x.76 nah..most of the stans on my twt tl get it

@laura-vq6zc

3 жыл бұрын

only young children don't get that it's rp lmao, and they don't influence anything. y'all like to blame stans for stuff that aren't even real problems

@koroniriaryder4410

3 жыл бұрын

Dude SMP Live was also crazy known for it's stan culture and constant canceling of content creators on the server. Wilbur himself has actually spoken a bit about it.

I love how tommyinnit made 90% of the conflict

@beywheelzhater8930

2 жыл бұрын

The conflicts on the server were Tommy attacked someone and failed Someone attacked the Antarctic Empire and failed These categories aren't usually exclusive

Zyphon: "The whole world looked as though it belonged to Techno's faction." Tasmania & the top part of Greenland: literally just vibing

"and Slimecicle accidentally invaded France". Sounds like Charlie to me

@mistrex

3 жыл бұрын

Dont you just hate it when you accidentally invade a country

@keller3594

3 жыл бұрын

@@mistrex yeah happens all the time

@ludibble10

3 жыл бұрын

After it: "by invading belguim" man don't you just hate it when you cause ww1

@doublem1354

3 жыл бұрын

@@ludibble10 didn't both wars go like that?

@occasionalfan-content4771

3 жыл бұрын

“WHO was worried about this Jawsh? WHO? The Axis Powers???”

"In a very German move, Slimecicle invaded France by going through Belgium" At least he didn't invade Poland right before that

@Clan_AlbertheGrey

3 жыл бұрын

That was his plan if the server had lasted longer 😂

@Clan_AlbertheGrey

3 жыл бұрын

Just wait until Slimicicle gets invaded by The USSR.

@brianfox6044

3 жыл бұрын

Slimecicle knew Poland would at least try to put up a fight

@user-ee4fh1ig1m

3 жыл бұрын

@@brianfox6044 lmfao

@user-cq8mz5fy2u

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ee4fh1ig1m how did u get ur name that long

they had to nerf the antarctic empire,. technoblade always gets nerfed lmao.. rip him

@xbTHEBlackAngelbx

3 жыл бұрын

"It's hard being the best" - Techno, probably

@miraichan3284

3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

10:40 Someone: "Oh why do you like SMP Earth?" Me: "Oh you know, the casual acts of terrorism against the Irish.|

@Aqua750

3 жыл бұрын

*_Whyyy is it always us!_*_ All we wanted was our small country and potato's!_

“Smp earth has guns and planes” “Jschlatts bow: Am I a joke to you?”

@XTYWIZZ

3 жыл бұрын

The Jschlatts bow is stronger than The Gun

The only reason technoblade recorderd this was to throw someone off his potato farming in skyblock

@XTYWIZZ

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@teedeegremlin

3 жыл бұрын

This was all just a distraction for us and him

@muhammadzaid620

3 жыл бұрын

Techno is 100% no joke 200 IQ

@furinick

3 жыл бұрын

techno dropped out of uni because he was too smart

@Clan_AlbertheGrey

3 жыл бұрын

@@muhammadzaid620 yet he lost to Dream in Minecraft Monday challenges.

My God, I can only wait for your documentary about DreamSMP.

@clutchkick10

3 жыл бұрын

Ooo now that you say same here

@shriihanmukherjee6502

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda don't want that to happen anytime soon though, because that would need the server to die.

@thatrandomnononhypixel

3 жыл бұрын

@@shriihanmukherjee6502 maybe after the end of season 1???

@gingiebread1584

3 жыл бұрын

Well, we’ve officially entered season three now haha

@miraichan3284

3 жыл бұрын

Well I hope that the dream smp don't end soon tough my favourite arc was the Wilbur arc 😀

You have to be so strong That you have to be used as a weapon Sun , tzu - art of war

I love how this guy finds 70 different ways to roast Tommy ALMOST as much as Techno

@cxtrusss

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta emphasize that “almost”

@sadnessofwildgoats

3 жыл бұрын

little piss boy

Meanwhile Capitalsparkles was just building and having a good time.

@Killerbee4712

3 жыл бұрын

Yup I literally only watched through his streams

@amogoose3002

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, *_CapitalSparkles_*

@NUMBERONELESBIANHATER

3 жыл бұрын

*C A P I T A L S P A R K L E S .*

@Spaced_essence

3 жыл бұрын

*C A P I T A L S P A R K L E S*

@k_pler

3 жыл бұрын

*C A P I T A L S P A R K L E S*

No One: Absolutely No One: Techno: Dibs on Earth Everyone: Welp GG

@ChaseMcCain81

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe.

@SaladKnife.

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChaseMcCain81 You're cringe for saying cringe

@Srihandaboss

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChaseMcCain81 U cringe

"How is it a war crime?" spoken like a true American

@kitsunetenma7951

3 жыл бұрын

Except the express purpose of the faction and faction power system was to conquer the world, there was no rules against it, and everyone was just butthurt that Techno thought of it first...

@user-ee1rl3tg7w

3 жыл бұрын

@@kitsunetenma7951 but in the end it was a ploy to throw off squid kid and focus on the _real_ war, the *potato war*

@shalinchada5940

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ee1rl3tg7w i think that was just a joke...l

@shalinchada5940

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ee1rl3tg7w oh right sorry

@caseyneil6470

3 жыл бұрын

We gonna pretend Britain didn't try the exact same thing in real life? We are? Ok.

Techno literally showed up after ages, mugged business bay then dipped

@technosword-hg4bm

3 жыл бұрын

Eyerene he showed up again a day before the server closed he left something behind.

@ngp_potato4115

3 жыл бұрын

Devatwitcher Of asia what was it

@ramonce_yt

3 жыл бұрын

@@ngp_potato4115 Everything in his inventory.

I like that in both SMPlive and SMPEarth Rtgame logged on once or twice then never came back

@potatonite2340

3 жыл бұрын

Minecraft is just not his main thing

@connorburbine9459

3 жыл бұрын

@@potatonite2340 it is, he just probably doesn't like survival. He loves the creative builds he does on his server

@harrybate3620

3 жыл бұрын

Funny innit

@denmieroldsco7070

3 жыл бұрын

@@connorburbine9459 He doesn't have a main thing he just plays what he wants

I'm glad Techno and Ph1lza are finally on a server where they aren't getting nerfed into the ground because everyone else is crying. They get to go live their best lives making withers and playing political games while mentoring Ranboo.

this man sounds like he is doing a documentary about serious things like real world dominations and stuff but he just talkin bout a game

@BlackWestCoast

2 жыл бұрын

Forreal lol

wow, tommy actually killed someone with his terrible trapping skills I almost shed a tear

@archaicfalcon4898

3 жыл бұрын

yes. He killed two of his own comrades with his trap

The history is longer than I'd imagined

@scorchiie

4 жыл бұрын

And this wasn't even covering either of the active ARGs on the server, or a lot of the smaller wars that are talked about in a lot of detail on the wiki. That being said, the video was still a pretty good overview :p

“FitMC wanted to blow up Sylvee with End Crystals” Why am I not surprised.

Everyone : *Blows up their monuments and respond to questions* SalC1 : *Literally hacks on the server*

@beywheelzhater8930

2 жыл бұрын

Classic SalC1

“Looked as if Technoblade owned the whole map” No no no, he DID own the whole map Don’t let anything that Wilbur tells you stray you from the truth

@yegorgribenuke6853

3 жыл бұрын

Stop spreading this Technoblade bullshittery, he lost when he met a real threat

@ugly-scp-tato4055

3 жыл бұрын

@@yegorgribenuke6853 true

@thehermitspycrab3450

3 жыл бұрын

@@yegorgribenuke6853 Tecno crushed Dream when they met in a old PvP tournament (Minecraft Monday), which is what he's used to. In the recent MCC Techno kept barely losing to Dream because Tommy threw multiple games to sabotage Techno, but even then when the two teams had a direct 4v4 in PvP Techno's team won anyway. Dunno what you're on about.

@an-1073

3 жыл бұрын

@@yegorgribenuke6853 You definetly don't know this fanbase *because its an obvious joke*

@yegorgribenuke6853

3 жыл бұрын

@@thehermitspycrab3450 because Dream is used to 1.8 combat, yes. Imagine picking up a professional wrestler to a football tournament. He can use some of his skills, but ultimately he would lose. Also, Dream doesnt openly talk about his need for hype, and its not funny either.

“In a very German move, Slimecicle accidentally invaded France by going through Belgium” Lmaoooo

@Clan_AlbertheGrey

3 жыл бұрын

*HAPPY PANZER NOISES*

@grodeutschland762

3 жыл бұрын

@@Clan_AlbertheGrey True

"Accidentally invaded France by going through Belgium" lmao

"Who are these people, I thought they went to a different server?" - CallMeCarson

Why is literally everything Tommy does followed by him having to sign a treaty lol

@TaIathar

3 жыл бұрын

I know this comment is a month old but I'm going to answer it because nobody else has. It's because he lacks intelligence to a point where if you don't make a treaty with him, he'll just become an annoying pest constantly bothering you and being annoying while also being so bad at pvp that fighting him is equivalent to chasing around a chicken while trying to kill it with your bare hands. Making a treaty with him saves you from having to be constantly annoyed by him, and the process of making the treaty saves more time than would have been lost by him being annoying.

@cryptid4131

3 жыл бұрын

@@TaIathar it... it was a rhetorical question but thank you for sharing with the class your unabated hatred of Tommy lol

@laurenlol562

3 жыл бұрын

SelectorOfSouls that was a bit much

@lancetheking7524

3 жыл бұрын

@@TaIathar all part of the content lmao

@kellenoconnor4396

3 жыл бұрын

Tommy is a Businessman(not a scammer). If there's no treaties or contracts, there's no business.

“Kingdom of Florida” Yeah, that’s Fit.

@whateverthisis389

3 жыл бұрын

Fit MC and Sal C1,the 2b2t Pros and master of end crystals

@Clan_AlbertheGrey

3 жыл бұрын

Fit should had made sn entire series on the history and lore behind SMP Earth. If it would be running to this day.

"You can kill the pee dog but you cant kill the dog pee"

@iGoNorthToo

3 жыл бұрын

How dose this have 5 likes

@laura-vq6zc

3 жыл бұрын

@@iGoNorthToo funny

This all seems to be a business bay and Antarctic empire deal.

17:53 _"Fit arrived dissapointed that he wasn't able to blow up Sylvee with end crystals."_ Me: *sounds about right*

@johnfreeman1558

3 жыл бұрын

I was about to say that then I saw your comment

@kirbstagoontheaxolotl

2 жыл бұрын

Accurate for an anarchy player. Its also funny for an anarchy player

"accidentally invaded france" Help i accidentally invaded france

@captain_noo

4 жыл бұрын

tfw when you accidentally invade a nation

@lululegende1407

4 жыл бұрын

Pls let us alone, we're out of white flags!

@mysticallands5055

3 жыл бұрын

*You are now on the FBI watchlist*

@jacobmartinez4031

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like something that germany would say but ok

@kaimerry1587

3 жыл бұрын

We've all had those nights where you party too hard and wake up the next morning in a panzer crashed halfway through the window of the louvre.

When a minecraft smp history video is longer than the history of the entire world I guess..

I feel like the only factions that mattered were BusinessBay and AntarcticEmpire

@Zckl.64

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot about new foundland 😒

@e.g.8018

3 жыл бұрын

And the German empire

@erwannthietart3602

Жыл бұрын

Well the Antartic empire was basically a militaristic superpower German Empire a colonial defansive one Corvus Empire or i dont remember the name was the spread out one that annoyed people BuisnessBay was the terrorist state Newfoundland was the mild annoyance (in that most wars due to it were litteraly just trolls by Wilbur) Then theres Log lagoon

@vicinty7452

Жыл бұрын

@@erwannthietart3602 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

@erwannthietart3602

Жыл бұрын

@@vicinty7452 **clap clap** truly the PEAK of intelligence over there, this is a video analysing the events of a minecraft server, only expects nerds to come

“On the internet, nothing can last forever” Rick Astley:

@oxygen_is_my_drug4811

3 жыл бұрын

Who is that

@pizzaishear7873

3 жыл бұрын

Oxygen_is_my_drug, the guy who sings never gonna give you up

@caringheart34

3 жыл бұрын

@@pizzaishear7873 and together forever

@xpercade8926

3 жыл бұрын

@@oxygen_is_my_drug4811 kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html this

*insert fallen kingdom joke here* Oh also Technoblade: “I used to rule the world”

1:14 "on the internet, nothing lasts forever" Unless your hermitcraft

"Which let voice over Pete to call an airstrike" - Zyphon 2020

Carson and jschlatt created something beautiful and remained logged off from this server. They're like gods looking from above.

17:54 "FitMC was dissapointed that he wasn't able to blow up Sylvee with End Crystals." Classic Fit.

@sankarturina8642

3 жыл бұрын

One could say he threw a fit.

Basically: Someone messes with Voiceover Pete Anybody that wasn't told by Pete he doesn't wanna be friendly right now, and even some of his enemies: " That's not very cash money of you. " *DROPKICK!*

@Dissalution

3 жыл бұрын

I had a 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕜𝕖 reading that

@saacinecrozma8317

3 жыл бұрын

You could've just said "The entire server"

"SMP Day 8 was chaotic." *shows picture of techno* yep. seems about right.

This whole video is just Business Bay getting their asses handed to them over and over again lmao

@Firerr16

3 жыл бұрын

@@ki-js8xk bet

@allensullera1565

3 жыл бұрын

デッド but they didn’t spend the time and resources to do so

@everythingnoahzz985

3 жыл бұрын

@@ki-js8xk all business bay member is good at pvp, but their gear are really shitty, that's why they always loses. If anything, I think BusinessBay would beat AnarticEmpire if they had better gear.

@theoverlord3937

3 жыл бұрын

Everything NoahZz bold of you to assume mere mortals could defeat Technoblade

@TheRainbowBandit87

3 жыл бұрын

That and Antarctic empire winning every war they are in

I swear in every video my man says: "Nothing lasts forever on the internet"

@Shmozone

4 жыл бұрын

I guess it's his version of "THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT"

@okie9025

3 жыл бұрын

a

@johndow2289

3 жыл бұрын

Because it's true

This could actually be an actual world conflict.

"FitMC arrived at the end, disappointed he wasn't able to blow up sylvee with end crystals" Yeah that sounds about right

This is better and understandable than my history class

@blobofink

3 жыл бұрын

I agree wholeheartedly

@therealx1ras453

3 жыл бұрын

I think it might possibly be because actual history is a little more... complicated than the history of a Minecraft server. Maybe just a little.

@savannahbrigden7491

3 жыл бұрын

TheRealX1ras and way more boring

@lynnssins4515

3 жыл бұрын

good sentence.

@miraichan3284

3 жыл бұрын

I literally slept during my history lesson while over here I watch the whole vidio like my life depend on it😂

Drinking game: Take a shot every time he says something became part of the Antarctic Empire.

@Medikit65

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh youd be drunk in 5 minutes

@MadShike

3 жыл бұрын

I would but I like my liver

Doesn't even mention that Tommy was tricked into signing Techno's treaty lmao

"On the internet, nothing can last forever. And it was only a matter of time until we would see the end." This saddened me a lot. Momento Mori.

"German leader Jawsh threatened war" is hands down the best line in this video

@firishes420

3 жыл бұрын

my favorite is “slimecicle accidentally invaded france”

this was beautiful

@Wirtz_Is_the_goat

3 жыл бұрын

He knows

@kayoh30_

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit it's actually you?

@woffe8094

3 жыл бұрын

Bluesdank unironically worst KZreadr.

@BluesDank

3 жыл бұрын

Woffe wtf bro

@MK-ok6yp

3 жыл бұрын

@@BluesDank hey its the guy that stabbed slazo in the back

I love how being allied with techno is such a powerful weapon

"On the internet, nothing can last forever" Hermitcraft: *observe*

“The player base was allowed to choose the continent they wanted to land in” -Zyphon Techno: Silent laughing

I feel like I'm cramming for my history final the day before the exam. As if, after this video ends, my friends are going to rapid fire me questions and I'm going to send an email to my professor begging for mercy.

@annathomas1779

3 жыл бұрын

fr im getting ptsd

“Fit was disappointed that he didn’t get to blow him up with end crystals” 2b2t has a lifestyle, and it must be kept up throughout the ages

“The slime had over 2 billion health” well that escalated quickly haha.