I could listen to Diane Morgan all day..A talent..#partnergoal

This is the 3. A new podcast team. Sean is Steve, Diane is Karl. It works. Do a series as the 3 of you.. love it

Yey, Diane's back! Finally a bit of comedy!

@poobuttass6662

4 жыл бұрын

karl 2.0

One of the best ones. And it's got Diane in it. That's not a coincidence.

Look, the community has been clear about this: Diane must be in all episodes. Less twitter more hitler.

@OfficialFingazMC

4 жыл бұрын

Strangely I must agree!

@post1305

4 жыл бұрын

Twitler

That ending was funny AF

@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017

4 жыл бұрын

I'm afraid I didn't feel adequately inclined to stick with this pornographic filthy smut 'til the end, therefore i am not appropriately qualified to express an adequate level of acquiescence with your comment! 🎩

Ha Ha the Mick Hodge that Shat himself on the Bus was Me!!! thanks for the Name Check but Diane didn't really do the Story Justice ,just Buzzing Ricky Name Checked me and by my Nick Name Hodgy :D

@poobuttass6662

4 жыл бұрын

same, im mick hodge

@datateam4475

4 жыл бұрын

@@poobuttass6662 ha ha ha no you're not

@post1305

4 жыл бұрын

I’m the mick hodge mentioned on this podcast. All others who say they are, are lying.

@poobuttass6662

4 жыл бұрын

@@post1305 but how would you know youre the real mick hodge?

@post1305

4 жыл бұрын

poobutt ass listen lads, I’m just trying to do a job here.

Yes! Diane Morgan is back!

I watched the Diane Morgan in Mandy just now (on iPlayer) very good

I had a job interview and shat myself whilst waiting for the train. I ran in to Millets and said "quick, Levis 36" she just put my purchase in a bag and charged me for it because I didn't want to discuss it further. I'm not looking, as she puts it in a bag, please. So I gets on the train, I ran to the toilet, squeezed my trousers and pants off, my soiled trousers and pants. Threw them out of the windowwww, thinking I'll won't be needing those agennnn. Looked in the bag. IT'S A JACKET!

@OfficialFingazMC

4 жыл бұрын

Classic old skool. Even before Ricky told it!

@lindseyhartshorn3021

4 жыл бұрын

Still got your biscuit tin?

@highnoon7097

4 жыл бұрын

@@lindseyhartshorn3021 and scarf to make me look like Doctor who that my mum knitted me

Please have David Brent somehow come across Alan partridge. Like Alan could interview David while hes in the office making another documentary or interviews him while David's singing in the band. What a duo that would be.

@LuisCarruthers

4 жыл бұрын

God that's good.

@StitchedLipScripts

4 жыл бұрын

Great Idea.

Ricky spends his life making people laugh and making people happy..

@OfficialFingazMC

4 жыл бұрын

There would be a lot of people that would disagree with that ya know mate...

@wonderwoman5528

4 жыл бұрын

Arenas full of thousands of people who pay to see him

@OfficialFingazMC

4 жыл бұрын

@@wonderwoman5528 And I'm one of them. I've been a huge fan since the 11 o'clock show. But he's not to everyone's taste, plus I think the constant talking about Twitter (true not on this episode, thank F) and his political views are alienating a portion of his audience. Plus back to your original comment, he does like to wind a lot of people up, which I do find funny, but I'm sure they don't lol.

@wonderwoman5528

4 жыл бұрын

Lol yer, I guess he has more fans than haters though. I do think he lets twitter get to him too much

@OfficialFingazMC

4 жыл бұрын

@@wonderwoman5528 Yeah, personally I don't really use Twitter anyway anymore (I used to be a somebody but not for many years lol), I don't keep up with celebrities and things so when he goes on these rants I haven't got the faintest idea what he's on about. And tbh I think most 'normal' people use Facebook (although I personally deactivated that as well lol) so it gets really boring after a while. I didn't mind the bit in humanity where he brought it up, but to talk about it pretty much every Sirius show is just over kill. If people on there annoy him so much then leave. That's why all I have is KZread, Instagram and Pornhub lol.

Hi Ricky I'm a big fan of you especially Derek and everything you have done ❤

@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689

4 жыл бұрын

Personally I can't help but agree with Frankie Boyle who once said in some TV studio or other : " I don't need Ricky Gervais to tell me God doesn't exist when we live in a universe where DEREK was re-commissioned twice!!! "

@saintdon4461

4 жыл бұрын

@@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689 I personally liked boyle's tramadol nights ...that didn't get re-commissioned though

Daughter - youth, beautiful song

😂😂😂😂😂Brilliant!

Love that Beatles track, short but sweet.

Finally another funny one

Well this might have been the best episode ever

Diane is too good for this.

@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689

4 жыл бұрын

Most people are too good for this shit!

@OfficialFingazMC

4 жыл бұрын

Diane is a Goddess!

Now the memory of me shitting myself has been reinforced.

Tubular vessel is my new favourite insult.

Easily the best one yet - this is the dream team. Roll on next week for part 2.

@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017

4 жыл бұрын

Christ on an old 1970's Chopper bicycle!! If this one exemplifies the dizzying reaches of inspirational stratospherics , may God have mercy on all arseholes . Sorry , I mean our souls! 🎩

I don't laugh much, but the bit that ends at 16:47 killed me.

Oh god this was fucking hilarious. Much better than the ones Ricky cuts the guests, repeats himself about some edgy stuff which he stopped thinking about years ago and try hard to sound important. Sean and Diane are the real fucking A-Team!

I was at a wedding yesterday and it was super religious, and my mate burped really loudly during the speech but he was talking so quietly that everyone heard the burp, it was hilarious

"With me Ricky Gervais, S̶e̶a̶n̶ ̶M̶c̶L̶o̶u̶g̶h̶l̶i̶n̶ ̶ Stephen Merchant and D̶i̶a̶n̶e̶ ̶M̶o̶r̶g̶a̶n̶ ̶ the round headed baldy manc twonk that is Karl Pilkington "h̶e̶l̶l̶o̶" " alright"

@foekist7312

4 жыл бұрын

lol the good ol' days. Karl Pilkington & Stephen Merchant helped make Ricky, nowadays- when you hear him talk about the office- it's like he's the creator and I wouldn't be surprised if he stipulates that they're not to be mentioned. I love Ricky, but I'm afraid that he has forgotten where he has come from. Give me XFM podcasts repeats over this shite any day of the week.

@TheSteveExperienceOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

bafoon

This should be the show, add a bit of Robin Ince for flavour but this really is the A Team, brilliant, would rather listen to this "shoddy" show than any other radio show!

@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017

4 жыл бұрын

- would rather listen to this rubbish than any other radio show? - Christ on a sky-blue pink unicorn! Seriously? Get well soon. 🎩

@trystanhumphries3690

4 жыл бұрын

(Sigh) Not another militant Radio 4 fan, will you lot leave me alone, I take it back...The Archers isn't a waste of your life.

@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017

4 жыл бұрын

@Trystan Humphries I must confess to tuning into Radio 4 at least once a day, but although I haven't listened to The Archers since February 9th, 2000, I don't believe they ever took up valuable episode time talking about characters, excuse my French, shitting themselves! 🎩

@trystanhumphries3690

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, Sir Barnaby, they save all the excrement for the scripts themselves.

Oh. A different Sean McLoughlin

I thought after life was the best thing you had created but no I turns out it's this episode. Firemen, knobs and arseholes. With material like that you guys must be up for some sort of award.😂😂😂

@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017

4 жыл бұрын

Very fine use of sarcasm, Sir. 🎩

@AJDHelix

4 жыл бұрын

Worthy of the great Dicky Anderson

This is a big improvement

Diane .aw .I love her dolsic tones and her accent I love.she is so laid back , horizontal springs to mind.and not in a shaggy way. But I would. She is really good in her office in the Netflix four parter you did with her.wassit called again. Got title. Afterlife. She rocks he part in that.sweet lass a say.

@direnova6284

4 жыл бұрын

You mean "dulcet tones" . I say this to inform, not to mock. We all miss-hear words occasionally .

@highnoon7097

4 жыл бұрын

@@direnova6284 you beat me to correcting that dulcet tones comment. If somebody writes "restbite" instead of "respite", or "damp squid" instead of "squib" can you let me correct them please?

@direnova6284

4 жыл бұрын

@@highnoon7097 I'll give you 10 minutes, after that, it's dog eat dog.

@YKB6.9

4 жыл бұрын

@@direnova6284 I am dyslexic so welcome to my world.

@YKB6.9

4 жыл бұрын

@@direnova6284 while I was writing it i thought .this is wrang. BTW wrang is Scottish for wrong.

Get the K man on

@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed. No P I L K Y no Russell Harty !

@OfficialFingazMC

4 жыл бұрын

70 hours not enough?

@Ben-ky8yb

4 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialFingazMC nope

Just turn the tap on.

👌🏿❤️

So much talk about knobs when you said my new novel I heard nob-el...

We had a lad shit himself on a school trip, whilst wearing beige trousers. I think we were about 11. Nice info. Ha!

22:30 the poem :D

Is there a podcast feed of this?

@post1305

4 жыл бұрын

Xipotec only on SiriusXM or audible....but you have to pay.

I'm sure Karl P told that story about the poo between two panes of glass to Ricky before!

Play a record

@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689

4 жыл бұрын

Sun Ra and his Arkestra - "UFO" would give all listeners a cosmic high.

I heard Bill Burr say something about doing podcast with Ricky, does anybody know if this is true?

@DefMettle

4 жыл бұрын

i fucking hope not. bill burr is a twat

@doodoodoometal

4 жыл бұрын

@@DefMettle You confused Burr with your mom

@Mr-zx8fu

4 жыл бұрын

I’d assume so and it’ll be upcoming. It’s weird given the criticism burr gave Ricky in the early podcast days. It’s buried on KZread somewhere.

@StrykezMan09

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mr-zx8fu Yeah exactly... I'm guessing it went well though because Bill sounded pretty positive when he spoke about it.

I like it how people comment that they don't like Ricky or these podcasts but they cannot see the irony !

Sandra’s wedding was a really great day though.

Eeeeh, Ricky said HE wrote "What was my destiny" poem on the old XFM show.

@ChipWhitingtonIII

4 жыл бұрын

@Max Ambient Really? I will check, thanks.

@donnaclaire3024

4 жыл бұрын

Ricky always said it was the other boy. No i'm not a nerd,,, i listen now to his old podcasts cause I moved to Australia in 1990 which means i'm only just now still discovering the absolute brilliance of the shows, loved him then and love him now all the same. Fricking too hilarious and I never want it to end 👏

@hedgehog1965uk

4 жыл бұрын

@Max Ambient Well remembered. Looking that up, I see that show was broadcast 17 May 2003 and Ricky said he had remembered the poem for 25 years at that point. Well now another 16 years have passed.

If you dont know who Diane is search Professor Cunk...the woman is a GENIUS.

Will these be animated too? 🤔

@jimmythemadostrich8947

4 жыл бұрын

I've just bumped into Ricky walking out of a boozer in Hampstead, he says " No, there will not be animations of my piss-poor DeadlySirius broadcasts, as I've already got more than enough money to last me ten lifetimes, and greed is one of my biggest hates! " I believe he then went home to his £15million mansion.

@matthewwood7753

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus Crikey! Lol

suddenly... "orange"

Diane is absolute class...Only really funny - this podcast- when she's on it.

I had forgotten how good these shows could be with the absence of actual comedians in recent weeks. This is genuinely entertaining to listen too! Also, people need to stop asking for Mercent and Pilkington.

the boys next door ...piss in pool in that film turns blue don't you know

Gervais is the new Ben Elton

Shagging hoovers and stupid things nans say... it's 2007 and i'm listening to russell brands podcast

@mrSam3ooo

4 жыл бұрын

“Nanecdotes” .... the best!

I know it’s unlikely that Ricky Gervais is going to read it, but fuck that, I’m gonna write it anyway. You’re a genius, sir!! I’m from Brazil and I’m a recent fan (I know, I’m quite late) and it all started with After Life... I just became addicted to your work after watching it! And then Humanity... OMG, you are so great!! I’m out of every social networks, so the only way I can keep track is through this channel and podcast. I always loved everything about the UK (specially the brits sense of humor) so it was very predictable that I would “fall in love” so easily. I know that people use these comments usually to express their hate towards you (specially on Twitter, right?!), but here I am, sending all my love and wishing you all the best, sir!!! I’m glad I’m on this planet at the same time as you, do you know what I mean?! I’m so sorry, English is obviously not my first language (not even the second - which would be sarcasm), so I might not be able to express myself very well, but I think you got the gist of it!! Take care, man! Cheers from Brazil!!

Get Ho Lee Fuk and Camp David on. Ding dong, quack quack oops.

48:36

Where’s the bill burr episode

@mrSam3ooo

4 жыл бұрын

I’d love that but from what I gather Bill’s not a big fan

@jhutch7354

4 жыл бұрын

I know I was shocked to but Bill said on his podcast he did one with Ricky

55:59

It is a bit weird doing gigs on your honeymoon...

@poobuttass6662

4 жыл бұрын

how is it? claim honeymoon back on expenses since hes working

Fleshy thumb. Good band name.

He kept saying how bad it was but at least it wasnt all about twitter this time 👌👌👌

@rorrt

4 жыл бұрын

Don't know what you're talking about? I loved hearing about THAT FUCKING WINSTON CHURCHILL TWEET FOR THE PAST X NUMBER OF EPISODES!!!

I love that Ricky talking about plastic surgery will probably be the topic he always mentions that bites him on his arse 10 years later. Just like him joking about trans people on the old xfm shows...

Has Ricky never seen The Office? He should know the definition of dwarf

"People love it", for whom are you speaking ? Fuck it, back to the old XFM shows for me. I'll come back here when I'm really desperate for sleep 😀

That guy who wants to tell his friend that he’s in love with her. Just say to her “hey we should go out helping each other to get dates by pretending we are a couple. We can make it a game” she how she reacts. If she’s up for it either way you will get someone to kiss you and at some point you can suggest she kisses you to make it real in some situation that’ll make sense when you are in it. If the kiss is magic you’ll see it in her eyes. That’s what I’d do because I’m silly and stuff.

@OfficialFingazMC

4 жыл бұрын

Or they could get a personality...

@experiment54

4 жыл бұрын

Fingaz Mc well basically that’s what he’s asking, and my suggestion helps him along to developing one.

@jimmythemadostrich8947

4 жыл бұрын

Fingaz Mc introversion and social phobia's are real things. Not everyone's on the same level.

Il just make do with re watching the XFM podcasts I think.

RICKYS HIGHLIGHTS 10:19 - 10:26 That is all

@cowboyjoefrommexico-elsete3434

4 жыл бұрын

Buddy I mean t ' tell y'all I can't b'lieve he's takin' the proverbial and gettin' away with his lazy-assed frog-limey buncha crap, ya' know wha' I'm sayin'? SiriusXM must be run by a real stupid-ass buncha dawg gone fools is all I gotsta say 'bout it! They's literally pissin' perfec'ly good money down the fuckin' drain with this horse shit! Nothin' but a godamn Ricky Gervais vanity project fo' sure. Fuck's up with that kinda crap? Man, to think there's folks out there strugglin' t' keep their heads above water! What in godamn tarnation's this fuckin' crazy-ass world comin' to? Maybe it's true what some o' those rantin' religious freaks is sayin' after all , that Satan's runnin' the motherfuckin' show down here! Fucked if I can be sure fo' sure man!

@OfficialFingazMC

4 жыл бұрын

@@cowboyjoefrommexico-elsete3434Do you speak like that in real life...?

@cowboyjoefrommexico-elsete3434

4 жыл бұрын

@Fingaz Mc kinda crap's that user name boy? We all speaks like this down Texas where i ' s from buddy. Yesiree Bob, no buckshot beatin' 'round the damn bush down Texas , just straight and to the damn point!

Ricky Gervais is deadly senile.. Same boring stories recycled (curtains, shelves) Same guests every week. “The thing about offensive comedy is...” “Twitter is like graffiti on a toilet wall” Bring back Merchant and do something worth while. Your loosing it Rick... you were a podcast Lion once.

So much better without Stephen Knight

@josephiliff2277

4 жыл бұрын

I quite like Stephen Knight but paired with Ricky they bring out the worst in each other winging on about the same old tired topic.

@Forestgravy90

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Iliff fair enough I just think he’s a boring, rude prick. But each to their own

A new low. Jeez.

Anyone else think Ricky saying this podcast shit is just reverse psychology mind games? He must know it's top quality stuff!

@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689

4 жыл бұрын

No. You can't polish a turd!

Ricky is loosing it and going senile

@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689

4 жыл бұрын

This could be the case. I've heard he's recently taken to hanging out in graveyards between 10AM and approximately 12.37PM every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, with a flask of Tetleys tea and a couple cheese and tomato sandwiches, just looking at headstones , talking to birds and quoting Nietzsche! Simultaneously imagining that he's a character in an unreleased Bob Dylan song from 1966! Good luck to him.

Ricky I know you won't read this but if you do I'm wrong . That is all.

Get some different guests on.

I came here to listen to some interesting conversations with occasional excursions into good wholesome drawing room comedy , and all I get is what could best be described as pornographic filth! I shall report this!! 🎩

...this thing is so weirdly bad. The same few people rotated each “show” whilst Ricky shouts and bullies them. Rehashing 2-3 topics. Twitter, religion, free speech... it’s so depressing. And I’m a fan!!! Stephen Merchant was right, sadly

@JunkieMonkey321

4 жыл бұрын

I've been out of the loop. What did Stephen Merchant say? Did he leave on bad terms? Could you give a quick rundown by chance

@worthlessdollar1

4 жыл бұрын

"Stephen Merchant was right, sadly". Can you elaborate on that? Did Merchant and Gervais fall out?

@Shenanigans07

4 жыл бұрын

Number of times the terms "bully", "bullies", "bullied" have been wrongly used this year: #281,374,476,612,634 Congratulations on taking part.

@cowboyjoefrommexico-elsete3434

4 жыл бұрын

Man I ain't heard what good ole boy Stephen Merchant's said neither..but my guess is it's somethin' more or less somethin' along the lines of..he's dis'ppeared so far up his own damn backside and enjoyed it so damn much he can't find the damn way back out again back to civilization, poor bastard!

@donnaclaire3024

4 жыл бұрын

Steohen Merchant has never said anything remotely nasty or malicious involving Ricky. Seriously, some people should go and find something new to take offence about cause your trolling is past its use by date. NEXT!

Worst. Show. Ever? We get it Ricky - you get paid to turn up and have a chat.

@jimmythemadostrich8947

4 жыл бұрын

Or in the case of this particularly stupid episode..payed to literally talk shit.

Almost as funny as gum disease.

It's so amazing how bad comedians can be yet they still make a living out of it. Sean McLoughlin is hopelessly unfunny.

@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689

4 жыл бұрын

..and, going by this episode, a bit of a smug git!

Ricky must know that Afterlife was sentimental crap? Not even close to the level of Extras and The Office. He is not a comedic genius it seems but 50% of a genius comedic duo that he now think he's to good for... I mean, its mostly old ladies who liked Afterlife im sure. And stupid people... But i think he's smart enough to be secretly embaressed... Then again mabye not since he's making a 2nd season 🤢🤮 He's gone full David Brent! Making "important" comedy! 🤣😂🤣 Pathetic!!!

@wonderwoman5528

4 жыл бұрын

Genius **

@uncleterry1703

4 жыл бұрын

@@wonderwoman5528 Thank you, its not my first language...

1:07:41

"People love it", for whom are you speaking ? Fuck it, back to the old XFM shows for me. I'll come back here when I'm really desperate for sleep 😀