Karl and Diane need an episode to meet

@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere

Жыл бұрын

'ow would Karl know which one he was?

'There's was a kid with no brain but he could walk about n that' such a Karl thing to say, but from the wonderful Diane Morgan. She is 100%the new Karl. She needs to be a permanent guest !

@sjn6704

5 жыл бұрын

Karl actually talked about that on one of the xfm shows. The boy who was born without a brain

Brett really wants to do Heroin doesn't he 😂😂😂😂

There’s only one Brett we want on the show

@rufust.firefly6744

5 жыл бұрын

ZCalzee Z I wish me name was Brett

@Jimbobiscuit

3 жыл бұрын

"I love that its the Karl bit he wants to change not the fucking Pilkington!"

@CORNISHDUDE

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jimbobiscuit well as he said "whats funny about that" and Steve says "Pillockton"

The same songs on EVERY fucking Ricky Gervais podcast since forever!

@kaneda010

5 жыл бұрын

His music taste is very cringey and bland.

@tom7204

5 жыл бұрын

@@kaneda010 Ricky Gervais has about the same amount of variation in musical taste as Simon Cowell.

@CORNISHDUDE

3 жыл бұрын

FALSE. A lot less of Feeder - "YEAHAYEAHHHH ITS JUST THE WAY IM FEELING" heard millions of times

I actually love Diane 😁

"I'd bring out me pasta sauces if anyone's interested in making em" - That's commitment

now i cant escape diane morgans voice in adverts

Love these :D would be great to get some deep thinkers on again too to mix things up haha

I really wish Karl would come on the podcast. Just for one episode.

Can't wait for the one with jackmate!

@cowboyjoefrommexico-elsete3434

5 жыл бұрын

Guess your'e on your own there!

Really enjoyed this episode, made me laugh a lot. Best one for a while!

@cowboyjoefrommexico-elsete3434

5 жыл бұрын

Fair enough. Whatever floats your boat, personally i've had better fun cheese - grating my nether regions while listening to the collected works of Ed Sheeran!!

@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere

Жыл бұрын

@@cowboyjoefrommexico-elsete3434 Dickers! How you doin ya little diddler!

Love it. Got to be quick though

Is funny that Ricky talks about freaks without mentioning Karl, he's in denial.

No offense. I love the show and especially Diane Morgan as a repeat guest but she is definitely the new Pilkington. In the best way.

@HeyItsKora

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus Fish why did you say « no offense »?

@GathererThompson

5 жыл бұрын

"Look at her non-orangelike regular fuckin' human head! Look at her non-gormless little face!!"

@pumpuppthevolume

5 жыл бұрын

Diane Pilkington

@marcuscross8051

5 жыл бұрын

Diane is definitely filling the Karl role. I suspect it is at least partly an act, though. The bit about a bloke who was brain dead still being alive, that was a classic Pilkington bit, and so obviously just her talking nonsense to get a laugh.

@club036

5 жыл бұрын

she mumbles the same too

At 5:57 does Brett say 'Getting really stoned and going blind?', I can't work it out.

I loved the early podcasts with Stephen Merchant & Karl :( I miss their collaborations...

@GathererThompson

5 жыл бұрын

Lots of us still listen to it like it's fresh, here on KZread.. Channels are 'Pilkboys', 'King Karl', 'Yak', and 'BALR.' (with the period)..

@jimmythemadostrich8947

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, in comparison this is shit. People told me how shit this was, but they were vastly underestimating it's shitness! I 'll be on my death bed one day thinking about the hour i wasted listening to this shite!

Being scared. Growing up the Wizard Of Oz was on tv every Christmas for years. Without fail I'd be sat on our floor, me and my mum would look at each other when they enter the woods and she'd be smiling and stifling her laughter as the witch appeared ontop of the house. I'd scuttle along the floor over to her for protection out of absolute fear. haha I kinda miss that level of fear.

Diane I love a good pasta, please share with us your knowledge of sauces next time x

Ricky back to his best

For fucks sake!!!🤣 45.20....

WHY isn't this podcast on Spotify? TF man...

15:43 BEST EXAMPLE of Gervais starting a sentence with the intention of sounding smart and not knowing how to finish it! Then ironically says Diane did this like he never has..... lol

What film did Diane say she and Maxine related to?? I couldn't for the life of me get it, probably because I've never heard of it.

Do one with joe Thomas or jack Whitehall

UB40. You called it Rick

Wonder if Karl is listening to this and wishing he was called Bret. Haha.

I went through a stage of drinking my own pee. You gotta try it I guess, and you haven't had a cup of tea till you've had a cup of piss tea. Boil it up in the kettle. That was years ago. I've done it and have no inclination to do it again.

I swear. Sometimes Ricky sounds like Karl.

Brett G has a very similar voice to Gareth Richards from the Frank Skinner podcast and other things.

Woop

None of their heads are round enough Ricky. Diane & Pilk. Make it happen.

Old Man Sandwich!

Rat in Mi Kitchen by bob marley LOL

Whether it's a potato or a nut it's a foodage.

His head was in perfect condition. It just wasn't attached to the body.

"Double underpants, and never wear Chinos" Ricky Gervais 2018

@cowboyjoefrommexico-elsete3434

5 жыл бұрын

"Integrity is something money can't buy" - Ricky Gervais 2007. 2017 - SiriusXM buys Rick's integrity! Christ, this is some boring shite!

Sorry! But did someone fart at 5.15?

Candy man scared me for a while. I had a girlfriend who'd take great pleasure in sneaking up behind me whilst I shaved in the bathroom mirror and start saying it. Damn her haha! Also there was a film with a cat in it that went on peoples chest and stole their breath as they slept. I think in one scene the cat went into their mouth and burst out their chest or something equally unnerving, may have come out their mouth again. I was with the same girl and we had a black cat so it spooked me even more. So as I was going down the stairs to open the door for the cat or something and she fucking made a scary meow sound behind me and I almost left this universe I jumped that high! Damn I used to be scared so easily.

Mate that Diane is the female Karl Pilkington

Rat in my kitchen was UB40 and not Bob Marley

Fresh guests please!

The perfect role for Ricky would have been as Arthur in the remake. Russell Brand failed miserably but I think Ricky would easily have won over even the superfans of the original (I'm one of them).

@cowboyjoefrommexico-elsete3434

5 жыл бұрын

Personally, I don't reckon the Russell Brand "Arthur" was as bad as certain people made it out to be. Certainly far far funnier than these radio shows which are about nothing but satisfying Ricky Gervais's greedy soul.

When you're self aware of your dream state, you can learn to take control of the dream. It is your own head after all.

Is Diane the new Karl?

No Pilky, no party

@toastysock

5 жыл бұрын

Stop moaning

Where the fuck is pilko and the merch man

Ricky's fear of nude /sex scenes is real LISTEN TO THE ANXIETY 👂🌻💜😷👏

5:13 that sounded wet

'ello

I wish Diane was my husband.

Has Diane had her lips pumped?

@pietlebrun5943

5 жыл бұрын

lower lips most definitely

@OfficialFingazMC

5 жыл бұрын

@@pietlebrun5943 haha

Ricky, could they eat a nob at night tho??

who shit? @5:12

Major ads.

So Ricky just replaced Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington with these two as his foils. Shame. No one can replace Steve and Karl.

@UmbrellaSound

5 жыл бұрын

He didn't replace anyone it's a different show.

Does Ricky even read comments for fucksake

how much money do you get for this? I want to get on this train. My mum says I'm funny.

@mymusicandstuff4622

5 жыл бұрын

if you want to say "cunt", just say it :p it's only offensive in backward c**tries

@mymusicandstuff4622

5 жыл бұрын

what a bunch of cunts!

Brain dead dudes can still “do stuff” depends which brain is dead though the one inside between the ears or the one between the legs...

Ffs Brett, if you are going on the radio then clear your throat first. Jesus.

@robplant5576

5 жыл бұрын

hgfhgfhgfhgf it's all that Future Heroin that fucked up his voice

@cowboyjoefrommexico-elsete3434

5 жыл бұрын

So as if this self-indulgent rubbish wasn't enough to drive people to suicide, Brett Goldstein 's got a podcast too!?...Jesus Christ! Can't fucking wait!!

Can't watch people sing unless at their gig. Anything other than live concert or via studio album is an unacceptable to see singing.

Balderdash,claptrap,waffle,twaddle, poppycock, guff, hogwash!...how many more ways could this utter tripe be described? My goodness gracious me! I've read that Mr. Gervais is being given something like £5 million for this waste of everybody's time! Well, all one could possibly say is that unless he's donating all his fee over to animal charities, he should be utterly ashamed of his obscene greed! Quite certain he didn't need the money. People tune in regularly to this codswallop!? Dear God, how people's entertainment expectations have fallen! I despair, I really do.

@cowboyjoefrommexico-elsete3434

5 жыл бұрын

I hope he is donating it to animal charities. Surely that's the only good excuse for taking the money. Money he certainly did not need.

@xxnonstopdancingxx

5 жыл бұрын

I’m only here for the comments

@rashhuman

5 жыл бұрын

Is this Wendy? Let's all criticise your little show when it comes out.