Rich Evans' Standard English Dictionary, third edition (2017) *ambivilous* (adj.) simultaneously experiencing opposing or contradictory feelings, beliefs, or motivations / Example: "I was so fucking ambivilous about this film." *Ben Afflect* (proper noun) Hollywood actor, most famous for playing the Bat Man *Bessessda* (proper noun) an American video game developer, known for The Elder Scrolls and Fallout (also known as Bessethda, Beh-sezz, BEH-THEH-zda) *birds and the beads, the* (phrase) something to do with sex; if you can use them, that's true love *blackground* (noun) the space behind actors or cats in videos, often colored blue *ch-chahgo* (phrase) a time in your life when Star Wars was very enticing / Example: "When I was ch-chahgo... what was really enticing... was Star Wars!" *Chris Helmsworth* (proper noun) a guy that Rich Evans is constantly talking about *dreadlocks* (noun, plural) traditional African style of hair grooming, where the hair is braided very close to the scalp. Often seen in failed magician videos *ducks* (noun, plural) a form of currency used for buying dolls *dudn't* (verb) negative form of 'do' / Example: "He has training to use the Force. She dudn't." *fartbag* (noun) the off-brand, 50c store version of a whoopee cushion *fire esstingui-iscghh-eckstinguisher* (noun) device that can be used to put out a fire *folding chable* (noun) small portable piece of furniture, used for displaying valuable items from a dollar store *hump down* (verb) get laid, often said of robots *illegible* (adj.) not allowed to, not meeting the necessary conditions / Example: "I felt illegible, because I was on the end." *Inchy* (proper noun) name of a popular character from Star Wars *left and rice mouse button* (noun) regular controls on a computer mouse, which can also have 4 buttons on the side *li-berry* (noun) place full of books, where scientists give out expository dialogue *Lisa Neeld* (proper noun) Playboy centrefold and star of CW Network's show-slash 'Lisa Neeblubaluba' *Megan La Fox* (proper noun) Hollywood actress who saves Shia LaBeouf from robots *moopies* (noun, plural) hyper-exaggerated movies *moving* (verb) to make (someone) aware of impeding danger, etc.; to caution (someone) against unwise or unacceptable behavior / Example: "A living lethal organism that strikes its victims without moving." *nang* (interjection) superfluous extra syllable added to make your speech seem less coherent. / Example: "And nang next up..." *nessisate* (verb) to make necessary (variations: ness, nessitate, ness etten, nett?, fuck it) *op-opthimal-op-opthamologist-opitamahowajist* (noun) a medical doctor specializing in the eye *schwashtika* (noun) grandpa's new Nazi symbol *six mill yen doylair* (noun) a lot of money; (adj., slang) excellent, really good *6 stunts* (noun, plural, slang) radical skateboard tricks *skost* (noun) a skull ghost *souly sluck away* (phrase) absorb at a slow rate / Example: "Does the doll souly sluck away her soul?" *stanima* (noun) the energy and strength for continuing to do something over a long period of time *Stony* (proper noun) a make.believe company *stuff* (noun) previously shot film or video footage that can be used again in other films. / Example: "Neil Breen is the best at stuff." *t'hofful* (adj.) very bad, appalling *twenty-twen-twelve-ten* (phrase) an uncertain year in the past, a long time ago *unconshizz* (adj.) not awake; having no awareness (variations: unconshuss, unconshiss) *wallpaper space* (noun) an adhesive for putting up wallpaper, if you don't want to use spray glue

@stryyker9

7 жыл бұрын

make a wiki entry for evanism.

@TransparentLabyrinth

7 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best things I've ever read on the internet.

@AimiliosVelia

6 жыл бұрын

This is a six mill yen doylair comment.

@Dhlamedia

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice the "stanima". That's Rich wording in its most subdue.

@whodatninja439

6 жыл бұрын

atomicdancer this is the best comment

Man good thing Rich doesn't have a job that requires him to speak in front of a large audience that will make fun of his mispronunciations.

@greenblues7567

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Marple Oh wait...

@PokettoManStar

4 жыл бұрын

*slide whistle*

@bloodfalconfantastic4445

4 жыл бұрын

I'd pay 5$ for that

@quatlego

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Biden seems to be doing fine

@protheu5

4 жыл бұрын

Like a toll booth or something? Could he even get that job?

I want Rich Evans to read an entire audiobook with only first takes

@starless1444

6 жыл бұрын

Randy Tortilla You're a genius! That would be amazing! The best commentary from our dyslexic Jesus.

@0mnicide

5 жыл бұрын

That won’t come out until the nang next century.

@Abbeio

5 жыл бұрын

The Last Vampire on Earth maybe?

@alicekliewer

5 жыл бұрын

Finnegans Wake would work well

@r2dezki

5 жыл бұрын

You would have no idea what is happening.

"it's a diabetic slur" is one of the more underrated lines in the RLM canon

@Cambria358

3 жыл бұрын

It’s become part of my vocabulary ever since hearing it lmao

@mattmanw54301

2 жыл бұрын

I am a diabetic and enjoy blaming every one of my shortcomings on it.

@markiangooley

Жыл бұрын

I’ve been diabetic since 1970. Had at least one shot of insulin every day since then.

@jakenainteasy

5 ай бұрын

@@markiangooley awesome.

He fucks up all these words, but he can pronounce "Autoerotic Asphyxiation" perfectly fine.

@Targisvear

3 жыл бұрын

He's used to requesting it.

@nicosmind3

3 жыл бұрын

Hes well practiced in saying that though

@drvacuum

3 жыл бұрын

practise makes perfect

@cassleever588

3 жыл бұрын

Oh...you just know...

@FeebleBird903

3 жыл бұрын

He also said “Fairly mass producible customization” but then screwed up the word “bucks”

It's like he is having a never-ending stroke.

@georgelucas5921

7 жыл бұрын

Hurson LOL

@zanderrose

7 жыл бұрын

Rich Evans's life is a stroke. Incidentally, stroke rhymes with joke which is also an apt description of Rich Evans.

@notoverwatch6991

7 жыл бұрын

A stroke of genius.

@tastyloaf5487

7 жыл бұрын

A stroke of godliness.

@TheSuperQuail

7 жыл бұрын

*strope

You rarely see Mike as happy as he looks when he is laughing at Rich Evans.

@whodatninja439

7 жыл бұрын

I love their relationship, it's a beautiful friendship

@AirMan928

6 жыл бұрын

it's like a Ricky Gervais/Karl Pilkington relationship.

@ThreadBomb

6 жыл бұрын

"Find someone who looks at you the way Mike looks at Rich." - What, someone who will laugh at you while you're drowning?

@DinosaurFan88

5 жыл бұрын

The only other times being when he's making fun of the elderly.

@JeffManes123

5 жыл бұрын

Rich is like a battered housewife who keeps returning to her abusive husband

rich evans: -perfectly pronounces "fairly mass-producable customization" also rich evans: -can't pronounce "buck" or "itchy"

@lunalluna9401

4 жыл бұрын

Or movies lol

@OwlyEagles

4 жыл бұрын

Producable?

@ACTNRPLY

4 жыл бұрын

Cecilia M moopies

@chosentonessournotes

3 жыл бұрын

Rich Evans: “Terrifying creaturds!” Also Rich Evans: “Seventeenth century German impressionist painter Romero...”

@zachflag6506

2 жыл бұрын

LUST-CRAZED MUCKMEN!

Honestly the pure Euphoria in Mike's eyes when rich mispronounces a word so that he now gets to bully him in the editing room fills me with joy

@kakroom3407

Жыл бұрын

rich's flubs have become mike's drug of choice it's what's solidified their friendship for so long

@Claymann71

7 ай бұрын

​@@kakroom34072nd only to his favorite: laughing at the elderly.

We do not deserve Rich Evans.

@michaelbiscay9836

7 жыл бұрын

Coco Jones He's the diabetic we need, but not the one we deserve.

@PetarJovanovic993

7 жыл бұрын

He is too pure for this world.

@parthmarathe

7 жыл бұрын

Michael Biscay *diabetic alcoholic

@batmanlaughed800

7 жыл бұрын

But he is the Rich Evans we need.

@Andyilmatto

7 жыл бұрын

Agree: we deserve better.

I like how Rich Evans is the only person on the RLM crew who can make Mike giggle like a giddy schoolgirl.

@SmittyWerbenjagermanjensen

5 жыл бұрын

same

@Greigames

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget dementia ridden dying old people! He loves those

@jessISaRicePrincess

3 жыл бұрын

That's what happens when you are friends for a long time

@cheezyfilmsproductions1842

3 жыл бұрын

Well, that and any mention of 9/11

@DistractedGlobeGuy

3 жыл бұрын

@@cheezyfilmsproductions1842 and exploding varmints.

That "folding chable" line is my absolute favourite thing Rich has ever said.

KZread keeps recommending this to me every month and I keep watching the whole thing.

@DefenderofFuture

4 жыл бұрын

Me too.

Rich is such a good sport.

@a.hollins8691

7 жыл бұрын

sporch

@zombievac

7 жыл бұрын

I "knoe"! He could be the "soul" "faptor" in the decision to FINALLY officially "sancton" diabetically & alcoholically "introduced" speech slurring "comptitions" in the "Mt. Olympusics"!

@PACKERMAN2077

7 жыл бұрын

*sports?* He hasn't played with any other balls than his own since the third grade....

@Arcademan09

7 жыл бұрын

PAKTRA PRODUCTIONS WRONG, you're forgetting about his "Wendy's ad" incident

@whodatninja439

6 жыл бұрын

yeah man, they're my two favorite channels

Half in the Fartbag

@Divine_R

5 жыл бұрын

Who else wanted to give him a big consolation hug after enduring that utter humiliation 😂

@Yo_Soy_Andres_Cuetlachtli

5 жыл бұрын

Fart in the bag Fuck moopies

@KingThrillgore

4 жыл бұрын

I'm filled with gas

@meatyochre9135

4 жыл бұрын

"I can't stop pooping my pants!"

@PoorStargazer

3 жыл бұрын

@@Divine_R "It's nothing but stuff"

Rich's vague disconnect from reality is priceless

My heart breaks for rich. I hope he knows how much the rlm fanbase adores him.

@jordanwait7264

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael S. Chill

The way he says "The Schwashtika" kills me every time.

@mrshitalot

6 жыл бұрын

Lonequacker isn't it the right way too say it?

@fluffy-hellhound

6 жыл бұрын

The symbol for Raëlism.

@MisterSpinalzo

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrshitalot it isn't

@TheAdmantArchvile

5 жыл бұрын

The Schwastika is the sign for the Grammar Nazi.

@reptomicus

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheAdmantArchvile Rich had schwanzstucker on the brain.

Moopies is plural for the Moops, who invaded Spain in the 8th century

@TheHoleDwellersHub

6 жыл бұрын

You idiot, it was Moors!

@crimsondynamo615

5 жыл бұрын

The Hole Dwellers the card says Moops, you’re wrong

@onelividguardsman5681

4 жыл бұрын

Moors!

@Koshiro2k3

4 жыл бұрын

Moopies? Moops is plural already!

@dildonius

4 жыл бұрын

@@Koshiro2k3 This comment was written by Rich Evans in an effort to save face and nurse his bruise-ed ego. Also, despite his name, Rich Evans is actually INCREDIBLY poor and lives in abject poverty. Complete and utter squalor, it's quite depressing.

Love that they both hear Rich say "Stony", look at each other and Mike quickly mouths it to Jay, same wavelength

@catninja909

22 күн бұрын

That's my favorite part of this whole compilation xD

When he finally got "Bethesda" right I felt my heart warm up a little. It's like watching a toddler take three steps without falling face-first into the ground.

@crimsondynamo615

5 жыл бұрын

Rafael Lago “honey quickly come here! Rich is taking his first steps!” (Baby rich walks towards the stairs and falls down them, there’s seventy six steps)

the left and rice mouse button

@joegrimes9232

3 жыл бұрын

Hey don't I know you somewhere. Didn't you fumigate my place once under the name of gribble and stiff me 500 bucks

"Mister McCulkin" is a glorious addition to this

"Left and Rice" is my personal favorite.

@hoagielamp6543

3 жыл бұрын

The confidence with which he says "Folding Chable" is always fucking hilarious.

"SHE DUDN'T" always kills me lol

@starless1444

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Talbain To be fair I'm from Kentucky and almost everyone pronounces Didn't as Dudn't or Darn as Durn lol

@ripleb6261

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah same that’s just Texas-speak for us

@westingtyler1

5 жыл бұрын

yeah. I'm also from kentucky. "He dudn't know that." as opposed to DOESN'T. very common and normal sounding.

@bruhbbawallace

5 жыл бұрын

I'm from SC, can confirm that's just how southern people talk

@alexarias5717

4 жыл бұрын

666th like

For potentially the most sober one of the cast He shure shounds the dhrukest

@KaladinVegapunk

6 жыл бұрын

BOT Chad yeah at least back to the ghostbusters review he's sober and doesn't drink, does energy shot shots, so that is surprising

@AndrewAnstrom

5 жыл бұрын

No he dudn't.

@crimsondynamo615

5 жыл бұрын

Contact drunk

@sf6117

5 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t he smoke pot?

@cpmenninga

5 жыл бұрын

Is jus a linnle shtage fright. Jus nee sumpin a calm me down. I be ok. 👌

Every time Mike looks at the camera when Rich Evans screws up a word, it’s like Rich is an ongoing science experiment of Mike’s and he’s pleased with the results.

Can't stop laughing at Mike when he mouths the word "Stony" to Jay like "did you also catch that?"

I have been waiting for this compilation since twenty-twen.

@Daniel-Rosa.

7 жыл бұрын

Twentiteen?

@RacinZilla003

7 жыл бұрын

Tentietwen?

@Mr_Bob_A_Feet

6 жыл бұрын

Testes-wen

@chirho100

6 жыл бұрын

It’s contagious 😷

The best thing is that Rich is THE ONLY person in the cast that doesn't drink. Reflect on that.

@RemixedVoice

3 жыл бұрын

If he did drink, he would have passed away over a decade ago

@vishrutbajaj337

3 жыл бұрын

And jack now

@joegrimes9232

3 жыл бұрын

It's a weird dorian gray thing where the more Mike drinks the drunker rich gets.

@consonantsandvowels1

2 жыл бұрын

@@joegrimes9232 underrated comment

@asmith9554

Жыл бұрын

He smokes though

why is he so lovable? I feel warmth in my soul when I see him speak

Rich Evans has NEVER miss pronounced a word. He's merely redefining the English language in real time.

@holderbee7811

Жыл бұрын

This is how the world works. Just as Dick

Chable is what I will name my son.

@Flood520

5 жыл бұрын

That will be my son's middle name. His first name will be Folding.

@swedneck

5 жыл бұрын

what's chablin chables

@lorddingusmcfurguson9356

5 жыл бұрын

That poor orphan.

@Sixstringman

4 жыл бұрын

Folding Chable McFartbag

@TheRealNormanBates

4 жыл бұрын

You could always name him Clark Chable Trollstoy

"Rich Evans mispronouncing words"... 15 minutes?!

@MrSingularity44

7 жыл бұрын

It's the shortened version.

@juanchocorleone

7 жыл бұрын

*Director's cut.

@ms-abominable

7 жыл бұрын

i had that same reaction and still watched all of it

@TMac-kn8si

6 жыл бұрын

But it took twelve years to make!

@mikehunt3842

5 жыл бұрын

ONLY 15 minutes?

"He just drank a whole bunch of Dan Ackroyd"

"Hello, these are my children Lumpy and Inchy."

@Stoutaragua

4 жыл бұрын

That's just comedic gold!!!

Rich Evans is a national treasure we need to protect and cherish him before diabetes takes him from us

@JeithKarrett

5 жыл бұрын

Cut off his leg. That cured my Diabetes.

@binglebop5877

5 жыл бұрын

DiAIDbetes

@ben________3156

4 жыл бұрын

@Star Trek Theory Thank you for your service.

@protheu5

4 жыл бұрын

It's not called "Die a beat us" for nothing.

@goodninji8

3 жыл бұрын

What about his AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS? You gotta look out for that.

Rich is so great. All he has to do is mess up words and its comedy gold.

@MichaelPohoreski

5 жыл бұрын

Aspra /Oblg. _Still a better love story then Twilight_ and _Better comedy then Stupid Wars: The Latest Junk_

@christophzeit6282

4 жыл бұрын

Rich Evans just exists and it's comedy gold.

The best part is you gave Rich a complex about saying words. So even when he speaks correctly, he's trained to second guess himself.

as a non native english speaker, few things bring me as much joy as seeing a north american struggling as well to pronounce weird words properly. thanks, Rich!

@manjackson2772

3 жыл бұрын

he struggles with perfectly normal words too!

The explanation for Rich Evans's shortcomings are simple. On weekends I sneak into the Redlettermedia studio at night and I put small doses of poison in Rich's refrigerated beverages. He is slowly dying from the poison and it's affecting his speech and how is brain processes words.

@mrleedra

7 жыл бұрын

"Poison slows you down." -Dr. Steve Brule

@NerevarOfficialReal

7 жыл бұрын

Is this canon or part of the RedLetterMedia Expanded Universe?

@georgelucas5921

7 жыл бұрын

Internet King It is both canon and apart of the RLMCU

@timothyhall4794

7 жыл бұрын

No one needs to sneak into their studio to slowly poison them. They do a pretty good job of that themselves. *zooms in on Mike holding beer*

@jackdiamond5340

7 жыл бұрын

George Lucas I am now going to hang around the Milwaukee west side and West Allis and wait for you so I can beat you with a crowbar for the prequel disaster.

MOOPIE

@slashingraven

7 жыл бұрын

Let's go to the moopies guys!

@southpaw117

7 жыл бұрын

You called me Moopie, you're Moopie! No, you're Moopie! You're Moopie! Alright, Moopies...

@whodatninja439

7 жыл бұрын

I love the latest Ben Afflect moopie

@DoctorFiddlesticks

7 жыл бұрын

Have you seen that moopie where Ben Afflect plays the skost under the seance chable?

@cracknigga

6 жыл бұрын

KumaPaws376 moopies gave me scabies

THERE'S ONE AT 9:37 THEY DON'T CATCH HE CALLS THE SKATEBOARDERS 'SKAPE KIDS'

The funny thing about the Nessitate screw-up is that Rich could just have said "need" instead. He really sets himself up for failure.

@cacophonousantiquarian8803

3 жыл бұрын

He's shown his ability to mess up even one-syllable words too.

This was a six mill yen doylair compilation.

@adamfrisk956

6 жыл бұрын

Not seven stunts?

*me on my deathbed*: she dudn't

Dyslexia is not something to joke about. But Rich Evans is.

I love how Rich struggles to pronounce basic words but still managed to do the "My Name's Don Wilson" speech flawlessly. Just another reason why nothing like that will ever happen again.

Dont you just hate it when a skhost throws a fartbag randomly on your folding chable?

@noahbirthisel3285

5 жыл бұрын

Sick smil yen kermit

This movie is nothing but stuff!

@MegaManXPoweredUp

5 жыл бұрын

But do we see his ballsack?

I've watched this video so many times. We need a part 2, Helena. Rich has blundered through half the dictionary since this video came out.

@HelenaRedgrave

4 жыл бұрын

I've been thinking about it actually, can't make any promises though.

@officialgoogleyoutube

4 жыл бұрын

@@HelenaRedgrave I understand, but you've filled me with hope nonetheless.

@alexsandell8260

3 жыл бұрын

@@HelenaRedgrave why not? What do you have to lose? Make a promise!

@B-K920

8 ай бұрын

Almost 2024. It’s never too late for a sequel.

I love the moments where no one corrects him, they just look at each other and smile and all collectively decide to let him finish his point.

I've long forgotten about many of these, thank you so much. I got tears in my eyes from laughing.

@mrsmile9221

7 жыл бұрын

I found it amusous too!

I hope Mike and Jay force Rich to watch this whole video like in Clockwork Orange.

@xpythagoras4044

7 жыл бұрын

「Desert_Fox」 ludovico technique

@PatrickBateman1987

7 жыл бұрын

they should use staplers for his eyelids

@jumbo4billion

6 жыл бұрын

Cockwork blornge

He says "swastika" the same way I picture elderly Walter Matthau saying it.

@christophzeit6282

4 жыл бұрын

No it's the Sean Connery pronounciation. Or Bane from that stupid Batman movie.

@Xalmuster

4 жыл бұрын

I just hear Mel Brooks saying "the Schwartz"

@silverschannel8578

4 жыл бұрын

pretty sure he was trying to pronounce swastika using german pronounciations, except it's actually sanskrit and the Nazi swastika is called hakenkreuz in german

@breezingby2611

4 жыл бұрын

Christoph Zeit you mean that awesome Batman movie

fart bag is an underrated joke.

Rich Evans is pure, they need to stop bullying him

@cpmenninga

5 жыл бұрын

I think getting rid of Mike would hurt the channel.

@1JOE4U

4 жыл бұрын

He’s too good for them. Hell, too good for all of us.

@nerdturas

4 жыл бұрын

Cut to video of Rich Evans pretending to masturbate with a star wars action figure

@christopherdeleon2095

4 жыл бұрын

@@nerdturas what, that's the best thing he's ever done. When he dies, they're gonna play it on Ellen non-stop.

@garywilson3042

3 жыл бұрын

@@cpmenninga Well Mike owns the company and brand, but I agree, Mike is the funniest when It comes to dark and clever humour. Jay and Rich are very funny too.

Rich is so adorable.

@eadlynjune

5 жыл бұрын

Like he should be creepy, and like 5% of him is, but it’s simply not enough! He’s simply to huggable and lovable!

@eadlynjune

5 жыл бұрын

Psykomanteum I dunno, he looks kinda like a person who would be casted for a killer but like it’s cool because he’s a great guy so it makes that endearing.

@jeltje50

3 жыл бұрын

@@eadlynjune he looks like a basement dweller redditor at times. But he is far from that in terms of personality.

Rich is the raw tallent of the group.

The look of joy on Mike's face when Rich muddles his words is simply wonderful

@FurryMcMemes

8 ай бұрын

The only other time he looks like that is when he makes fun of the elderly.

I want someone to make one of those speak-n-say wheel toys that have barnyard animals making noises, but instead it's just Rich Evans mispronouncing words.

@0mnicide

6 жыл бұрын

The Rich says "Nang."

@chadschmaltz9790

5 жыл бұрын

I'd buy that.

@crimsondynamo615

5 жыл бұрын

The Rich goes “Nessittate”

@philipzamora4259

4 жыл бұрын

The Rich says, "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS"

@freddiewells8510

4 жыл бұрын

Cow says, “MOOpies”

SKHOST

@ian-op5fv

7 жыл бұрын

TheGoldenCaulk Tha wus a six mill yen doylair comment.

@guendoff2400

7 жыл бұрын

NO YOU HACK ITS SCKOST

@PatrickBateman1987

7 жыл бұрын

Do you want another beer, Rich?

@NerevarOfficialReal

6 жыл бұрын

Skhosts aren't real, they're only in the moopies.

@Thebossstage1

6 жыл бұрын

OH NO RAGGY A SKHOST!

"li-berry" My aunt says that, too. She has a Ph.D and taught as a professor for many years. In all that time, she never learned how to pronounce "library."

*I'm sorry Chris Helmsworth.*

You left out the time he said "Chesure trest"

@Sixstringman

5 жыл бұрын

His diabetes is starting to affect his dyslexia.

@ImpressionismFTW

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that Jerma, or did they both say that?

@estoysplootin

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImpressionismFTW It's a fairly common mispronunciation.

The ad under the video was for managing type 2 diabetes

@keithwebb9839

5 жыл бұрын

You know, as are not determined by the video, but by the watcher.... so maybe you should go get checked out

When he sincerely apologizes to Chris Hemsworth at a totally flat angle with a deadpan expression, I busted a gut laughing.

This video is like comfort food. I have it in my "Watch later" and sometimes I go there and play it, other times the might KZread recommends it to me again. I love it!

I did not expect this to be so incredibly hilarious.

@Leon_der_Luftige

7 жыл бұрын

Andrei Simionescu Just like I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

@starless1444

6 жыл бұрын

Andrei Simionescu I will say that as much as I laugh at Rich for goofy mispronounced words he is really insightful about movies. He does know what he's talking about but I think he's dyslexic or something.

'the moopies' would be a great band name

@fortblocks

6 жыл бұрын

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, THE MOOPIES.

@TheWaffleman54

6 жыл бұрын

If he became the frontman you could have Rich & The Moopies.

@YurrWhat

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a band from the 60s lol

I won't lie, this video sometimes is what I need to get through the day.

This movie is nothing but S T U F F

For 15 minutes and 14 seconds there I didn't feel like killing myself.

@trailersic

7 жыл бұрын

yeah pay someone else to do it. That would also make you a job creator

@denisdamico1061

6 жыл бұрын

There we have the next european who'd like to live in USA it seems.

@prophetic0311

6 жыл бұрын

Yep

@alexsilva28

6 жыл бұрын

Same

I think Richard Evans may have gone too far in a few places.

@NerevarOfficialReal

6 жыл бұрын

He is stylistically designed to be that way, and he can't undo that. But what he can do is dimish the effects of it.

@ZeroHBRPro

6 жыл бұрын

It's like poetry, it rhymes

@noptic

6 жыл бұрын

But Rich Evans going too far in a few places is the key to all of this.

@sturmraven7434

6 жыл бұрын

Rich subverted everyone's expectations of him finishing elementary

@benphillips2947

6 жыл бұрын

Rich is a funnier character than we've had on RLM before.

Mike constantly picking on Rich Evans is death by a thousand cuts; Josh dropping the "can you get that job?" is a fucking nuclear explosion instagib.

0:00 Opitamahowajist 0:18 A wonderful day at “the moopies” 0:30 Wallpaper space and Rich’s diabetic slur 0:50 Lisa Neeld; Playboy Centrefold 1:24 And nang next up, the Instant BORING Boyfriend, ... ouhhhhhhh 1:35 “The Birds and the Beads” - A Beginners Guide to the Nuanced Sexual Practices of Rich Evans 2:08 Barreling through the expository dialogue in “the li-berry” 2:36 “Blue Blackdrop” ... difficulties with colours 2:50 “Stony” - a new entirely drug fuelled film production company 2:59 “Folding chable” 3:25 Megan LaFox, the first animal actress in Hollywood 3:35 The Crawlers: They strike their victims without doing something or another 4:11 C3P0 - done wrong, swiftly followed by the name you can’t screw up “Inchy” 4:35 Necessitate, without most of its syllables 5:21 Rich Evans is “Defeatable” 5:33 Left and rice mouse button 5:42 Skost 👻💀 6:05 Just stuff 6:33 Oh no she dudn’t 6:39 Ben Afflect 6:47 Fartbag - Offbrand Whoopee Cushion 8:03 Slowly sluck away 8:20 250 Ducks 🦆 8:28 Dreadlocks ... wait no that ain’t right 8:47 Chris Helmsworth 9:30 Sick stunts - Rich Evans down with the kids 10:23 HUMP THEM DOWN 10:45 201...2...0...fuck 10:57 Besesda, Bethesda, Bepesda, who knows 11:19 Six mil yen doylair comment 11:42 Don “The Pickle” Rickle 12:00 “Illegible” 12:11 Unconchish 13:30 The Fire Ish...Ku...Ecstingwisher 14:18 This is T’Hofful 14:30 Stanima Lee 14:38 Ambivilous - Okay, Mr Webster ! 14:55 Real Eskate and Rich’s Father

@sunilKumar-sy9pm

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamped... F**k

@madalinam6183

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you ❤️

@Eamonshort1

Жыл бұрын

Doing god's work there son

I am unconscis from laughter.

@TheRealNormanBates

7 жыл бұрын

You mespilled lafter.

@mrsmile9221

7 жыл бұрын

You're both mitspelling things.

@definitelynotofficial7350

7 жыл бұрын

You misspelled fire eskitckser.

@KevinStriker

6 жыл бұрын

Un conch is

I'm glad he was reunited with his father at the end.

We're all here for Rich Evans but Mike's side glances at the camera are what really makes these scenes shine

"Rich Evans gets bullied for 15 minutes straight"

diabetic slur

I think Rich Evans is so smart that his mouth can't keep up with his brain. Or he just drinks too much.

@monsieurcondottiero2685

3 жыл бұрын

Rich Evans uses 100% of his brain 🧠 that’s why he’s so magical

@pseudotasuki

3 жыл бұрын

If anything, he stumbled over his words more often after he stopped drinking.

@magneto44

3 жыл бұрын

I actually do that, I’m usually thinking about the next sentence I’m gonna say before I finish the first have to remind myself to slow down all the time don’t think that makes me “smart”, just how my brain works

@NoriMori1992

5 ай бұрын

I don't know about "smart", but I do think Rich's mouth can't keep up with his brain.

Rich Evans is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs

Even with all of the absolutely horrid shit the internet had given us, it has also blessed all of our bleak, empty little lives with the glory that is Rich Evans. Thank you, internet.

the ending is so perfect

@danl1830

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Astarb When he finally found his dad, I just cried me a river

@LiquidArmProduction

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck me! I never realized why he said that until now!

@durntdurnt9552

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I was just randomly watching this and scrolled down and your fucking comment is one of the top comments wtf

"Schwashtika."

@hendrikalbert3910

7 жыл бұрын

mrleedra That part broke me

@Half_Finis

5 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

The way he breaks down "Bethesda" is a perfect look into the mind of Rich Evans: "Beh-theh-zda". It's like staring into infinity.

I needed a laugh tonight, and this video gave me about 20 of them! Thank you sincerely, person who edited this all together.

Everyone bags on Rich, but I hope he knows everyone secretly loves him

#fartbag

@OdaSwifteye

7 жыл бұрын

The fartbag does exist for the record. It was as an item that Leslie Nielson would use to pull pranks on people.

@MortonGoldthwait

7 жыл бұрын

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@allluckyseven

7 жыл бұрын

Oda Swifteye Leslie Niel-SEN. Besethda.

@tastyloaf5487

7 жыл бұрын

When we were kids we called them Stink Bombs. No fooling, they would evacuate a whole classroom. That shit done stank.

@yrobtsvt

7 жыл бұрын

My only regret is that this video was made a week too early, before the glory that was "perchant"

3:12 Rich instinctively goes to use the Force to snap Jack's neck for his insolence.

I feel like these people are my life-long friends. So entertaining

@KingLich451

Жыл бұрын

even max landis? 🥺

Okay Mister Webster.

I mispronounce shit like this all the time. I feel your pain Rich

@DeepfriedNutz

6 жыл бұрын

It's a gift!

@intergalacticspacecanoe4659

6 жыл бұрын

ALDUCE ME TO INTROLOW MYSELF!

@alexsilva28

6 жыл бұрын

English is a second language to me. I definitely feel his pain

@starless1444

6 жыл бұрын

Are you dyslexic too?

@secretname3897

5 жыл бұрын

I am simultaneously Rich, mispronouncing every damn thing, AND everyone around him who make fun of others' mispronunciations. Ah, hypocrisy.

I love how Mike and Jay catch all of Rich's screw ups. They do it on the down low too. They don't always let on that something happened either. I love RLM.

I love the word "moopies". I actually want that to be a genuine word/phrase/running gag in this series and in other videos, if it catches on.

He's such a good sport. He really sets a great example for people with dyslexia. I don't know if that's the reason for his mistakes, but I make ones like that frequently and it's great to see it leading to laughs. He doesn't seem to let it ruin the fun for him which is the important part. I hope he's happy making others happy.

I was craving for someone to do this video. You're the hero we deserve.

Rich might not talk words good, but he builds awesome sets.

It’s like Rich is having several miniature strokes.