I literally lost it on the line "take away your rights and then sell them back to you" with the Pre-check sign in the background 🤣🤣🤣

@vidar188

4 ай бұрын

Nah dog I lost it when he smells his finger at 0:58

Remy, thanks for keeping the world reminded about the TSA and how terrible it is.

@crwmdp9

7 ай бұрын

The UK is twice as bad.

@Strideo1

7 ай бұрын

Once the government gets its foot in the door it never leaves. :C

@christopherplummer1299

7 ай бұрын

@@Strideo1 Sadly true 😥

@AbsentMinded619

7 ай бұрын

There must be a way to hijack those airport TVs that force people to watch CNN, and make them show these videos on a loop.

I lost it when he pulled that fire alarm though😂

@stansman5461

7 ай бұрын

He just thought it was the latch to open the door 🥺

@baconbro_2221

7 ай бұрын

ItS jUsT tHe DoOr HaNdLe GuYs

@noodengr3three825

6 ай бұрын

Perfect ending for sure

@Lunarphoenix606

2 ай бұрын

hearings is over cases dismisd (sorry wanted to say that )

"Taking your rights and selling them back to you" Poetry

As a TSO myself this cracked me up especially the end because all of these standard operating procedures are approved by congress and yet none of them actually go though security...they get a capitol police escort to bypass it entirely

@yeetyateyote5570

7 ай бұрын

It’s why they approve it lol Yeah man, no rational person can hold it against YOU GUYS, it’s the definition of a government job. They’ll tell you to do stupid shit and us to suffer stupid shit.

@jdroofcleanpw

7 ай бұрын

Just like all the other laws that they pass

@barfo281

7 ай бұрын

Do you enjoy violating rights or is it just something that pays the bills?

@MrMagnaniman

7 ай бұрын

You should find some honest work.

@camtastich9222

7 ай бұрын

@MrMagnaniman the pay/benefits is decent, especially with the recent pay raise, the job isn't hard and I was very fortunate to have the job security during covid. I've put in applications for FAMs, CBP and DSS. But for the moment...nah I think I'm good

The fire alarm in honor of that congressman 😂.

@jennifermusser3964

7 ай бұрын

That just killed me 😂😂😂

Thank you Remy for reminding me why I started driving thousands of miles instead of fly. 😹

In the past two years I’ve had a mini iPad and wrist watch stolen by TSA muggers. Defund the TSA now! BTW, thanks for the great video!!!

@My_Old_YT_Account

7 ай бұрын

Enable find my iPad, that way they can't use it at all for anything other than parts

BUT DON'T YOU FEEEEL SAFER?!

@feefawfern8240

7 ай бұрын

No. ... oh wait, that was a rhetorical question, sorry I am a bit slow.

@TurtleShroom3

7 ай бұрын

Private airport security was better at its job.

I almost broke down because I was laughing so hard, this is so well made and so true.

I feel so spoiled. If Remy ever releases anything that is not sheer genius I'll be very disappointed. The bar for him is in the stratosphere, and yet he never lets us down.

The guy bowing down with his belt and shoes had me dying. #ThatTSAPreLife

The fire alarm pull at the end was brilliant.

Remy not only makes great parodies but also manages to have the least toxic comment section on KZread. Simply the best, better than all the rest.

@MrMagnaniman

7 ай бұрын

It's a matter of perspective. For members of Congress, this is one of the most toxic places on the internet.

As a frequent flier (and NOT one of the bad guys), this video is spot-on. Thanks for the laughs!

I drove from New York to Washington State for my sister's wedding. That's how much I hate the TSA. I was genuinely surprised that it was cheaper than flying... And I got to bring my dogs without any extra fees.

Holy hell I love it when you do TSA (The Longest Time is the best).

Remy this is your best one in a while. Merry Christmas

Hated this idea while the buildings were still being swept out of New York's streets. Hate it 21 years later.

Me: remembering how my 6 year old was patted, shoes taken and harrassed while my sunscreen was an issue in my carry on bag.....

The only time a TSA uniform did any good was when it was worn by Remy

Getting a Remy video is always a good Christmas Present.

Absolutely great. The only thing missing was a dig at TSA for hiring people barely qualified for a fast food job and giving them such broad tyrannical authority to abuse.

@nootnewt

7 ай бұрын

As someone who works fast food, I feel overqualified for TSA.

@Liberty4Ever

7 ай бұрын

@@nootnewt - Thank you for providing a valuable service that enriches our lives, as opposed to a government "service" that nobody wants, that humiliates and debases us, robs us, irradiates us and sexually assaults us.

All these counter-terrorism measures have largely left out the "counter" part of the equation...

I implore the Reason Central Economic Planning Committee and Politburo to double or triple our rations of Andrew Heaton and Remy!

It's always a good day when there's a new Remy upload

TSA: Thousands Standing Around

Remy is one of my favorite things

I hate that I judge how "good" something is by how much it makes me want to throw up...

The Josh Duggar line caught me off guard 😂😂

So many perfect hits at the right time in this version. dang.

'Airport security' has never helped with security

The ending. 🤣🤣

Mr. Hal T. Progress. Good one! 😂

@nickjochum9610

7 ай бұрын

Also Mr. Red Taiper and Phil U. Upp 😂

I was once detained because I had a pistol in my carryon. It was the pistol from a CLUE GAME!!!!

@josephwodarczyk977

5 ай бұрын

TELL US WHERE YOU HID THE BULLETS ALREADY!!!

I'm imagining Julie Andrews singing this version.

I damn near pissed myself when he pulled the fire alarm

the ending was gold enough to get me to comment. love your videos even if I rarely comment

Freedom Gropes, the Patriot Squeeze - just let out a little moan, they love that feedback.

REMY IS A NATIONAL HERO!

This is one of remy’s best ever

Remy is the only reason to watch Reason these days. the rest of the Magazine seems to have jumped the shark.

I'm still mad TSA wanted to confiscate my tea tree oil and made the airline ship it to my destination instead. Insanely stupid agency.

Dang I just discovered he had a new one. And it’s awesome and accurate, keep them coming!

Love your stuff!!😊

Ha ha! I saw the Gaza sky is black, but Qatar is always sunny video yesterday and thought of Remy. Perfect timing!

Awesome! As usual Remy.

0:45 is that remi jr ? Congrats man

Thank you so much and merry Christmas

Remy songs shitting on the TSA are a few of my favorite things.

Happy Christmas, Remy, and thanks for the great video.

Brilliant, as usual.

we the people say Remy deserves for being funny and truthful and courageous an American Music award several of them a billboard award several of them several grammy's for his work truth

Damn a banger this Christmas. Loads of good references as I remember that dog yanking incident as well as the fire alarm accidently going off.

Brilliant!

Pure gold

Just got an Air France add before this LOL

Happy Holidays Remy

The fire alarm was a killer reference. 🤣🤣🤣

And people keep flying and keep voting for more of the same. Baffling.

@eventhisidistaken

7 ай бұрын

...it's still the most economical way to move long distances.

@reginabillotti

7 ай бұрын

Sometimes there are no practical alternatives. If I have a week of vacation time, I'm not going to spend over half of it driving.

Remy videos are my favorite things.

ROFL! Love the fire alarm at the end hahahahahahhahahahaha!

I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time, right at the end, couldn't be better!!!😂😂😂

I am convinced he makes a new TSA video every time he gets groped at the airport

Once again, thanks for the laughs. Now back to anger about the state of the US.

Mr. Red Taiper and Mr. Hal T Progress!

I’m a frequent flyer, but I refuse on principle to do Precheck, aka, buying back some of the rights the TSA took from me.

Remy is gonna milk that TSA uniform he bought 10 years ago for everything its worth.

@ExtraMedium-

7 ай бұрын

As he should!

Perfect ending!

Pulled the fire alarm. I'm dead 💀

Best wishes Remy

T-S-Afuera!

Dude. Epic. 😂

Another classic! XD

That ending was spicy and I like it!

Now you should do one about the TSA

Blue glove-d cupping, man you really got that lyric done 😅

Epic 🎉

So sad how such an essential agency is so bad at its job, both in actually securing luggage and people and being professional about it.

Christmas came early!

i love u remy

Lonely Josh Duggars😂😂

The fire alarm was absolute gold

That's why I'll never fly commercial. If I can't drive there, then it might as well not exist.

The fire alarm was a classy touch 😂😂😂

0:55 Didn't notice him sniffing his finger and moving it further away until I had rewatched this several times

Until you stop flying, nothing will change.

funny enough a politician pulled a fire alarm recently to sabotage the law and helping people and he received no punishment.

The fire alarm was perfect

They took a jar of farmer's-market coconut peanut butter away from me on Oahu, claiming it was a "liquid". 🙄 They just wanted it for themselves. Different Hawaii trip, they sliced open a commercially-packaged bag of 100% Kona coffee in my suitcase because they figured I was smuggling drugs in it. I knew they must've f'ed with it when I landed because you could smell that bag coming on the baggage claim carousel. Coffee beans EVERYWHERE.

The last few times I flew, I was the only one in line for regular check. There was a long line for pre check.

1:01 so accurate, but since TSA is just theater and not actual security, I view it as I purchased a 5 year theater ticket to use as often as I want to, even if the show is almost always the same, there are slight nuances if you look close enough :)

Love the video and the Longest Time one as well. At the same time, I'm not 100% sure what everyone here wants to see happen with the TSA airport security. Feel free to answer, I'm curious. Do you want it to be like pre-9/11 with far less stringent checking of passengers before you board a plane? Are there specific procedures you want to see ditched? Do you want them to only check people who look a certain way, so all ISIS has to do is recruit people who can look 'normal' or use children? All answers are appreciated.

It's probably Steve.

😅😂😂😅😂😊 thank you

Have mercy.

Remy should do an old town parody about the new Plan to use tax payer money to fund a new statium in alexandria va.... Oh look he already did one.

I imagine the mustache was probably a big deal to make this video.

That fire alarm was a good cop out. Not that has happened before

@01nmuskier

7 ай бұрын

I thought that was the automatic door button?

please let this be the john coltrane version please let this be the john coltrane version please let this be the john coltrane version please let this be the john coltrane version please let this be the john coltrane version please let this be the john coltrane version