"Warm milk. Raw. Not pasteurized."

@levisnyder6585

2 жыл бұрын

I loved that joke as much as I despise the USDA.

"why does this bag of cocaine have a CIA label on it?" "It's called a ghetto blaster!" omfg... It's rare that I legit lol watching a youtube video, but WOW man. amazing

@LikeToWatch77

2 жыл бұрын

"how is that evil? "I don't know!" I just love how defensive he gets about spending his own money to go to space.

@groundfloorguthrie

2 жыл бұрын

Same... one of my favorite bits!

@ablethreefourbravo

2 жыл бұрын

I saw that movie for the first time about a month or so ago. I just said, "Goddammit, Q." and put my head in my hands, unable to figure out which part of that hilarity I was supposed to laugh at first.

@Zodroo_Tint

2 жыл бұрын

Legit lol watching? Nu english for nu males.

@Muonium1

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zodroo_Tint lol here's some more "nu english" for you: gfys

“Will I be ok?” “Are you a federal employee?” “Yes.” “Well then you’ll be fine.” “Oh, thank God!” Damn, I laughed a little too hard at that one. XD

@Sarconthewolf

2 жыл бұрын

Truth is funny sometimes

@brookvalley907

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, my wife became a federal employee when it was a safe, but low paid job. Then, over the years, it became a safe, high paid job, and Washington suburbs became the wealthiest in the nation.

@FuddlyDud

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sarconthewolf You have to have a sense of humor when it comes to such truth. Otherwise, you will just be miserable! XD

@FuddlyDud

2 жыл бұрын

@@brookvalley907 Well, lucky for you and your wife! At least some sound-minded folks can enjoy something good! :P

@stvargas69

2 жыл бұрын

#meeetooo!!!!

"no literally I was a different person back then" haha gold.

@sydneytilden2341

2 жыл бұрын

Actually Fiat, remember what Nixon did

@HughJass-jv2lt

2 жыл бұрын

Ha!! I didn't catch that ❤❤

@alm2187

2 жыл бұрын

There's an interrogation scene where he takes someone's bikini top off and gets it around her neck in one fluid motion. Would have been a better take to use for this gag.

@wheel-man5319

Жыл бұрын

@@HughJass-jv2lt Nixon, as much as he's vilified by the left, was very much a man of the left.

"I told you inflation is dangerous". That guy literally is our natl debt.

@joewoodard8929

2 жыл бұрын

Somewhere in there is a joke about hitting a debt ceiling too.

@Cj-yw8cs

2 жыл бұрын

There is an infinite amount of money. All will be spent none will be saved

@jrcflaus

2 жыл бұрын

Housing market!

@rickoshay5525

2 жыл бұрын

@@gorgthesalty There is literally no way to pay off the debt as long as the Federal Reserve own the US Dollar.

@Nickname-wi8kz

2 жыл бұрын

@@rickoshay5525 so true

"But i still need a license to braid hair?" LOL

@robertm1112

2 жыл бұрын

not in texas it was deregulated in i think the 2016 session.

@jakegarrett8109

2 жыл бұрын

You also need dangerous experimental drugs to work (I'd rather have Heroine than the $hit they are mandating I take, at least the long term effects of that are known, and if I did have that I also wouldn't be allowed to work, so which is it government? Why must I take something dangerous by "executive order"? We're my taxes/bribes not good enough?) There should be no licenses, even if you are licensed for braiding hair they will still shut you down whenever you feel like it (unless Pelosi wants her hair done).

@richardbilodeau4355

2 жыл бұрын

The Best One!!!

@cb-gz1vl

2 жыл бұрын

Yes for "safety" But you don't need a license to program a self driving car nor is your code reviewed by any safety agency. Hmmm..

@AustinAOkay

2 жыл бұрын

U in Az I see lol

"I told you inflation is dangerous". please promote whoever wrote that.

@machinesandthings7121

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 agree

- "My name is Pussy Galore." - "... Huuh... What are your pronouns ?" This... this is pure genius. My head and entrails hurt.

@learnhistoryandeconomics3690

2 жыл бұрын

I died laughing at this whole thing, but this part does take the cake😂❤️🙏🔥🌎

@davidkavetsky2377

2 жыл бұрын

I actually LOL IRL on that one

@martins.7060

2 жыл бұрын

@@learnhistoryandeconomics3690 a gay wedding cake I presume

@scubaguy007

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I thought I was going to suffocate. But I’m still smiling about it. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@crawdad4823

2 жыл бұрын

Same here. Brilliant.

"Need i remind you 007, you have a license to kill, not to break the traffic laws." --- Q, Goldeneye

The “trillion dollar” button was priceless! ...literally...

@Voller84

2 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there

@purplegroot9787

2 жыл бұрын

Paired with the “Bitcoin is Forever”... *chef’s kiss*

@jamesdewane1642

2 жыл бұрын

Is there any harm in it? Pause. Eh. (and shrug) This is where i paused the video till I stopped laughing. I thought that was so good how it captures the spirit of the people doing it. Like they're aware that somebody somewhere suffers for this, but there's this satisfying beep

@wheel-man5319

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@JohnWVarner

4 ай бұрын

Ominous sounds from 2024

“I’ve come to the wrong Q” 🤣🤣🤣

@tedarcher9120

2 жыл бұрын

Loool

@rorke6092

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was queue

It's madness, economic madness 😂

Bond: "How is that evil". "Villain" Bragg: "I don't know. I said I was going to space and everyone on Twitter got very angry"

@billvojtech5686

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry, but Bezos is evil. Not for going into space. Not for providing goods and services. For shutting down Parler. And I bet he paid off politicians to shut down local businesses so that people had to use his service to get the things they needed under lockdown.

@NoNoseProduction

2 жыл бұрын

@@billvojtech5686 parler shut themselves down by being in the US we have decades of govt leaks , piracy , child porn, and white nationalist groups that they could have used for guidance in preventing their "free speech " platform from being taken down.

@yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216

2 жыл бұрын

@@NoNoseProduction that's just a whole other level of flawed logic

@morscoronam3779

2 жыл бұрын

"I said (Literally anything here) and everyone on Twitter got very angry."

@simonmultiverse6349

9 ай бұрын

Way, WAY, WAAAAAY back, I saw a 10-part or maybe 12-part satire, very well done, with a character called James Bomb. It was very funny, very clever, totally surreal. If anyone ever sees it, you will laugh your head off. (somewhat loopy and bizarre sense of humour). I lost track of it, but if anyone ever sees it in the dusty old parts of YooToob, please, PLEASE *PLEEEEAAASE* let me know where it is. You will be glad you saw it.

"Let's go to space! We have ice cream, you're going to love it!" Really wholesome interaction with a surprisingly non-evil Bond villain.

@corallynnewman3536

2 жыл бұрын

Nancy Pelosi had the icecream in her enormous freezer

@humbughumbughumbug

2 жыл бұрын

@@corallynnewman3536 Don't forget Biden getting caught with ice cream whenever his legion of yesmen follow him around. CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP! *GASP OHHHHHHH GASP*

@able34bravo37

Жыл бұрын

@@humbughumbughumbug is this another one of those things that the left says the right are mad about, but nobody on the right has ever heard of the thing?

These Libertarian editions are freakin' HILARIOUS.

"Thank you! ... Thank you! You're the first person to actually wish me save travels!"

@jaewok5G

2 жыл бұрын

"They spray painted my garage!"

@mirzaahmed6589

2 жыл бұрын

Safe

@colinklang

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone is getting all upset that the private sector is going to space. I still don't get it. They wouldn't be tweeting their rage from an iPhone if the government was in charge of cell phones. They would have a flip phone and still be happy they could play snake on it

@sammybarrera

2 жыл бұрын

@@colinklang flip phone? My friend that's too optimistic... They'll have no phone at all...

@colinklang

2 жыл бұрын

@@sammybarrera lol you're right. Most likely a pay phone

The "evil" was that small businesses were told they had to shut down, while Amazon expanded and took over. I guarantee at least some of those small businesses would allow their employees to take a piss break.

@benjaminharbour760

2 жыл бұрын

That's the government's fault. Amazon can't help what the fearful idiots in government decide to do on a whim.

@dillardc81

2 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminharbour760 It is the Government's fault, but don't pretend like Amazon doesn't get special treatment from their lobbying efforts.

@benjaminharbour760

2 жыл бұрын

@@dillardc81 Eh, that much is true.

@lmgmaster7526

2 жыл бұрын

Oh and treat their employees like shit, too

@benjaminharbour760

2 жыл бұрын

@@lmgmaster7526 You work for Amazon?

In a free society "I don't want to" is the ONLY exemption necessary.

@Justanotherconsumer

2 жыл бұрын

Might makes right, then, and there is no society.

@ChadGatling

2 жыл бұрын

"I don't want to not rape this girl"

@ickster23

2 жыл бұрын

@@Justanotherconsumer As long as no harm is being done to others, then "I don't want to" is valid. As soon as you bring "might" into the equation, then you do not have a free society. In essence, the concept of society as you define it cannot be free, as there is always a group of people known as the state who will do violence to it's fellow citizens if they are not obeyed.

@JoeBlobA

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChadGatling well, the girl would be the one saying “I don’t want to” and the men respect their rights. If they don’t, that’s one of the things that the 2nd amendment is good for :) problem solved

@sunnykim9917

2 жыл бұрын

Not anymore under this admin

“I’ll have a ginger ale and ayahuasca. Shaken, not stirred” 😂 who’s writing these lmfaoo

@ja8898

2 жыл бұрын

I had to google that one. But I'm ordering it next time I go out.

@dannyboycinco

2 жыл бұрын

@@ja8898 come to Ecuador and try it. It’s legal here and there are many licensed shamans that can give you that spiritual/out of body experience

@johnstamos5948

2 жыл бұрын

"One infant Just hand it to me"

@falkeysen9539

2 жыл бұрын

@@dannyboycinco But do they also use Acacia Confusa? The normal mix is full of... demons. Acacia got loving Gaia in it.

James Bond is the exact opposite of a libertarian. He is a blunt instrument in the hand of the government

@thenewmayorofcrazytown7392

2 жыл бұрын

His license to kill is clearly in violation of the non aggression principle

@-haclong2366

2 жыл бұрын

That's the joke.

@wingzero7X

2 жыл бұрын

He also usually tells the gov to piss off all the time in his own way

@acctsys

2 жыл бұрын

whoosh, some would say.

@eldermillennial8330

2 жыл бұрын

@@thenewmayorofcrazytown7392 Not necessarily, to be fair. 99% of what that means is that he is trusted with his own recognizance regarding going after OTHERS who initiated aggressions; what’s bad is that he can skip the bureaucracy of proving that his kills were each individually justified, the one area where a little red tape for transparency is important.

"No harm in it right?" "Ehh..."

@morscoronam3779

2 жыл бұрын

The "Ehh..." took that gag from excellence to perfection.

I am not even that big of a James Bond fan, but I clicked because it is Reason.

@Landofalcon007

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not even a big fan of Reason, but I clicked because it is James Bond, lol.

@dawnstorm9768

2 жыл бұрын

Same here.

You expect me to pay my taxes? *No Mr Bond I expect you to be evicted!*

I wouldn't say I'm a "libertarian" but I'm in the middle enough to just love your style and humor and you sure are more relatable than any of the far right or left content out there.

@jdsartre9520

2 жыл бұрын

if you're not a libertarian or even better a non-mafiaist, then you're a brainwashed sheep who hopefully will wake up one day to understand the true nature of your plight

@acctsys

2 жыл бұрын

@@jdsartre9520 Yeah, none of what you said sounds convincing though. I would rather refer him to Milton Friedman's talks. Essentially, it's about freedom for the individual as a principle of governance.

@Giby86

2 жыл бұрын

@@jdsartre9520 tertium non datur? Ok dude.

@gristlevonraben

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a liberal libertarian, pro universal healthcare in a good way, same with housing, and anti-sexualizing of kids, and pro free speech, pro gold standard, and anti-monopolies. You don't have to be a lover of cold conservatism to be a libertarian. Did you know that in Oregon, they found that providing cheap and free housing for homeless people actually saved the city money on healthcare spending? Getting rid of medical monopoly controls and limiting healthcare lawsuit caps would make hospital bills much cheaper. But alas, to install socialism, the people behind the scenes had to make capitalism as evil as they could, this is why so many republicans are conservative in name only and actually vote for limiting freedoms. In the real world of a good form of capitalism, not only can you have your cake and eat it too, but you can also put icing on it, pay your kids college tuition and open a bakery to make more cakes and write what you want to on it!

Any chance we can get Remy singing 🎶Goooooooldstandard🎶?

@o00nemesis00o

2 жыл бұрын

He's upset that it's an ollllld standard

@JETZcorp

2 жыл бұрын

You could say, It was Bitcoin Beforrre the blocks It-freak-ing-rocks

The brilliance of this series is on another level

The Spy Who Loved #MeToo... got me so bad. Well done sir!

"I told you inflation was dangerous" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM DEAD

"I was literally a different person back then!" I'm dying

Brilliantly done, ReasonTV! Give a raise to every person involved in this production!

@isidoreaerys8745

2 жыл бұрын

Literally I’m a libertarian Socialist and I agree this is genuinely hillarious. The world needs more of this.

From a long time Bond fan who can almost memorize every line. This gets me laughing non stop. Now I can never watch the Bond movie without thinking about the reference here again.

Nancy Pelosi: Man made climate change is bad Also Nancy Pelosi: I use 20 pens to sign my name

@lockwoodthexton

2 жыл бұрын

@@Embassy_of_Jupiter They were meant to be valuable souvenirs (from signing the (first)Trump impeachment order), but since Trump wasn't actually convicted they are probably worthless.

@Foolish188

2 жыл бұрын

@@Embassy_of_Jupiter Many laws are signed that way, been going on a long time. I believe MacArthur used several pens for the formal surrender of the Japanese at the end of WWII.

@troyezell5841

2 жыл бұрын

She was trying to show her joy but she was the usual useless idiot.

@aaronleverton4221

2 жыл бұрын

@@Foolish188 Yes, he did. He gave one straight to Wainwright, who he demanded be on the deck to witness the signing. It is very much a tradition and the fact that Trump wasn't convicted isn't going to make the pens less valuable, given that they are now from is *first* impeachment and he's the only president to have been impeached *twice*.

@fortusvictus8297

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronleverton4221 And yet it means so much less than the others...which also meant nothing. And as to the 'why' some are gifts and keepsakes, others are auctioned to raise funds.

Now THIS is the kind of Reason videos that keep me subbed!

This skit was pure GOLD.

Remy and Andrew 😂😂😂😂 You guys are always on point, need more of you guys or whatever you identify as 😁

@JVLeroy223

2 жыл бұрын

Libertarians, maybe?

The production quality on this is absurdly high. How does this not have way more views?

I love the Elon Musk references, LOL! James Bond :"How is that evil?" supposed to be bad guy: "I don't know,I just said I was going to space and everyone on Twitter got very angry"

@vedritmathias9193

2 жыл бұрын

While it could be interpreted as referring to Musk, I think it was intended to refer to Bezos who arguably got the most hate for going to space than anyone who ever has.

@yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216

2 жыл бұрын

@@vedritmathias9193 I don't think anyone hates him for going to space, it's more how he treats his employees and his behaviour towards musk

Lol the titles were the best part. Idk whether my favorite is "FOIA Eyes Only" or "The Spy Who Loved #metoo"

@whitehavencpu6813

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@SSPspaz

2 жыл бұрын

James Bond and the Giant Peach 😂

@amytayloramytaylor

2 жыл бұрын

Ok I missed that. Apparently I have to go watch it *again*.

That was hilarious. LOL at "My God- it would take ten of these just to sign your name!"

This is the best content on the entire site.

BRAVO! I always love your stuff, Andrew, but this one was a knock out of the park. Especially for a long time Bond watchers, you incorporated original scenes with modern themes just wonderfully. Our household is a supporter and that will continue. 👍🏻😎

A masterpiece. "2 fingers of LSD, shaken, not stirred"

Microchips in the bloodstream, “I’ve come to the wrong Q” lol

"If you press this button right here, 1 Trillion dollars enters the money supply... no harm it, right?" Funniest video I've seen on KZread in sooo long.

Comedy gold. It's probably all inside-jokes, but I'm sharing it anyway.

@musicalcharge

2 жыл бұрын

Comedy gold standard?

I can't stand half-assed American attempts at English accents, particularly in the fantasy genre, but I'll like this video for you guys

@badgerkitteh

2 жыл бұрын

appreciate it :)

@gregoryeverson741

2 жыл бұрын

stfu, fix your teeth

@justinjozokos1699

2 жыл бұрын

@@gregoryeverson741 I'm not English, and my comment was meant as a compliment rather than as an insult. I would usually never stand to watch a video of Americans butcher an English accent, but I actually enjoyed this video

@gregoryeverson741

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinjozokos1699 Americans are different from the rest of the world, there is no way to explain it

@-haclong2366

2 жыл бұрын

@@gregoryeverson741 There is, they are the hegemon, Soviet people had the same mentality around other Socialist countries as well.

Remy playing a character other than a TSA agent? What channel is this??

@MaxDangerPower

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he also got the TSA agent in this one.

@SomeTomfoolery

2 жыл бұрын

@@MaxDangerPower True, I was worried until I saw that

"Money you _stole?"_ "Well, I mean, not *_directly,_* no. I just used my status as a giant 'essential' business to become the *_sole_* provider of certain goods and services while the government banned countless small businesses from operating during a pandemic."

@sixseven404

Жыл бұрын

Yupp, and that's why those people are pieces of shit

The funniest part is where he gets jabed, then they ask him whether he approves and he goes "Wasn't that part supposed to come first?"

This was incredibly, unbelievably funny and well done. Amazing work by everyone involved!

Thank god they brought back Andrew Heaton

Best Bond parody I've seen a while. More, please!

I missed Andrew Heaton videos on Reason! Keep em coming!

Dude this is incredible.

Uh, this is amazing. Loved the feelgood ending for Blofeldt xD

Good to see Remy again.

"do we pay interest on that? All the time?"

When Remy's next song?

this should be a full tv series

"I'll have an infant... just hand it to me."

A true libertarian wouldn't use the "Public Space" argument; at least not without mentioning that "Public Spaces" are deplorable violations of (acquisition of) private property.

@QuadCloudNine

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking a true libertarian would still shoot back when someone trains a gun on them

@tylerwhaley4872

2 жыл бұрын

what

@juanpablonunez2828

2 жыл бұрын

@@QuadCloudNine Wordddd

@cheapandeasy1715

2 жыл бұрын

A true Libertarian capitalizes the L.

@SpeedKatMcNasty

2 жыл бұрын

God made the land and gifted it to all mankind, not the ones who could use the most violence to claim the most. While one can rent land from society, ultimately the land belongs to everyone. Not only is private permanent land ownership not libertarian, it is a violation of our most fundamental rights; self evident rights granted to us by God and by virtue of our existence.

I love the genuine delivery of his "I would *LOVE* to go to space!" at... lol. 4:20

"Mmmmm... No harm in it, right?" "Ehh.."

"But I still need a license to braid hair?" This is absolute genius, right here...

I keep coming back to this, it’s hilarious

This is the funniest conservative comedy I’ve ever seen. The self awareness and self deprecating humor is on pointe.

@AnaIvanovic4ever

2 жыл бұрын

Conservative?

Another fantastic video from Andrew Heaton and company! Kudos, the best Libertarian Bond yet!

“I told you inflation was dangerous” got me bad

The problem with Amazon selling goods and services during a pandemic is that government force was used to stamp out their competition.

This is possibly the greatest video I've seen this year

"It will take ten of these, just to sign your name!" Hilarious! Que the signing documents montage!

This would be my favorite series if real.

2:31 probably should have added "and a covid ID just to get in Walmart".

This should be used for every commercial advertising this ideologu

Thank you, this video made my day. You guys are awesome as always!

This whole premise.. and the execution thereof.. is awesome! I'm not a harccore Libertarian, but I genuinely think the world would be better with a whole lot more of them!

Uhh, that “pass me an infant” part could be mistaken for “you know what”

This is brilliant stuff! Keep up the good work!

Wow this really made my overcast Saturday morning first cup of coffee. 😂 definitely shaken

Is this the first time Remy and Andrew Heaton have worked together?

@TheActualDP

2 жыл бұрын

Nope, there are a few videos like this where Remy makes an appearance, most commonly as one of those TSA fondlers.

@AnaIvanovic4ever

2 жыл бұрын

No! Game of Thrones libertatian edition for example.

Spot on with Blofeld. Straight to the moon! ...or low orbit, it's all good 😂

Brilliant! One can only hope this Bond will become an icon for millions with many sequels.

So freaking good, one of the best videos I've seen in years!

Forcing someone to make a wedding cake isn't libertarian.

@squee116

2 жыл бұрын

No, and I don't think that was espoused. Voluntarily choosing to make one is libertarian, though.

@barkerd427

2 жыл бұрын

@@squee116 Voluntarily choosing to not make one is also libertarian...

@squee116

2 жыл бұрын

@@barkerd427 Hence no mention of forcing anyone to do anything...

“Guess we’re adding bag pipes to the list”; can’t have sh!t in Detroit

That money printer sketch needs to be made indo it's own KZread short.

That space travel bit is outstanding

Hilarious! 😂😂😂 Lots'a love, cheers, & Mabuhay, from tropical Philippines!

The philosophy of the rich and the poor is this: the rich invest their money and spend what is left. The poor spend their money and invest what is left

@donaldbrandt4090

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I made a profit of $7,000 trading with him last week

@masonpatel4186

2 жыл бұрын

I'm happy to see Mr Desmond Gabriel mentioned here, My spouse recommended him to me after investing £4000 and he has really helped us financially in thu times of COVID-19 lockdown here in Australia.

@mrswjr4061

2 жыл бұрын

What BS platitudes is this that I keep seeing people post? So far 18 likes without a thought. When I was poor I paid my bills and tried to save for an emergency. I wanted to invest but my left over $20 wasn’t going to get me much if I needed to go to Urgent Care and get an Rx before next payday. Thank goodness those days are over for me but so many people are still working their way up. Rethink your cliched philosophy.

@JD2jr.

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrswjr4061 it's the bot farms. did you see the rest of the replies?

This is by far the best thing on KZread!

Best video reason TV has ever done

I just asked myself yesterday when the next ReasonTV video would be. YAY!

a few of those were more on the liberal camp. But the badguy with the cat scenes. OMG, gold.

This is the most james bond thing I've seen in over 20 years, Bravo Guys, Bravo!

This was AMAZING!! ❤️ Thank you 🙏

Oh this is going to be good. And it was.

Glad to see you guys again, been too long!

This might be the best Bond yet...certainly the best Heaton/GoRemy collab yet... Dr. No Bezos scenes...oh my!

Not too shabby, delightful tongue in cheek. Thanks for some good laughs.

_From Russia With Lower Tariffs_ _FOIA Eyes Only_ _Goldstandard_ _Octopussy 2: Comparative Advantage_ _James Bond and the Giant Peach_ _Bitcoins Are Forever_