"Certainly not, and I resent the implication that I'm a one dimensional, bread-obsessed electrical appliance" may just be the greatest comeback from a toaster in television history.

@heofonfyr6000

6 ай бұрын

lol quite probably

Given that God is Infinite and that the Universe is also Infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?

@tomasinacovell4293

2 жыл бұрын

Non! It couldn't be more boring!

@prinnywizzard9608

11 ай бұрын

Somehow I had it *certain* in my head that the toaster delivered that line with 'would you like a currant bun?' It's essentially the same thing but it's a different cadence, and now the real line sounds wrong to my ears 😂 (Still love it though!)

@sacrificiallamb4568

Ай бұрын

@@prinnywizzard9608 Maybe that's from the book, I'll tell you when I get there.

@judithsixkiller5586

Ай бұрын

​@@prinnywizzard9608I believe that Talky toaster made appearances in at least 3 episodes, so you could be correct.

@judithsixkiller5586

Ай бұрын

When you get a chance ,look up the ironic and hilarious story of the loss of the original head of David Hanson's tribute PDK robot based on the personality,writings and face of renowned science fiction author Philip K Dick ,who wrote "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?" And the storyline that inspired "Bladerunner". P.S,PDK is still somewhere out there. I'd like to think that he's happily solar recharging out on some beach with a cute android companion. Maybe one of the original Alice,Mia or 48 Sophia The Robot prototype models or human personality program replica Bina Rosenblatt.

This is why appliances shouldn't have artificial intelligence.

@YamiOni

2 жыл бұрын

Unless it's the Toaster from The Sink. He's got my vote.

@ConchobharMag

2 жыл бұрын

2022 here, nobody listened to the warnings.

@Chris_Sizemore

2 жыл бұрын

@@YamiOni I'm more of a Muggy man myself. Muggy is self-aware. He knows how crazy and obsessed he sounds, because he was programmed to be self-aware and frustrated by it. And yet, Muggy never fails to come through with a clean mug. Except when you tell him to scrap them. Also Muggy never burns the toast and laughs maniacally at your disappointment.

@jamiehoward5538

2 жыл бұрын

According to lister and his smart shoes story it's cruel

@joetuktyyuktuk8635

Жыл бұрын

Show was way ahead of it's time.

In the novel Holly switches back on just to tell the toaster to piss off. It was her amusing

This is one of the most beautiful scenes in television histories.

Comedy wise the toaster is a work of genius and I've just finished my toast so now where's my crumpet?

@ThieflyChap

4 жыл бұрын

Assuming you married her, I'd say at the table with you.

Now that I think about it, Hattie Hayridge was a bit of a crumpet back in those days, especially with her hair tied back.

@AtheAetheling

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. I met her at a convention last year, she was super nice. Apparently Norman, as great as he is, is hard work and kind of grumpy. I'd love to see Hattie back in the role in a future series.

@MichaelM28

2 жыл бұрын

@@AtheAetheling why? Norman's Holly is better in every way

@chrisbirch4150

3 ай бұрын

​@@AtheAetheling you can tell in interviews, Norman Lovett is a pain in the arse. He also complains that Hattie Hayridge just copied his interpretation of the character.

@chrisbirch4150

Ай бұрын

@@RaferJeffersonIII I thought Lovett left because of logistics

@user-lf3kr1nq2d

Ай бұрын

@@chrisbirch4150 Wasn't she supposed to do that? She was hired to play the same character. They chose her because she had similar delivery during her stand-up routine. It would have been annoying if she took the liberty of changing Holly.

"And I resent the implication that I'm a one-dimensional, Red Dwarf obsessed human smeghead."

Brain the size of a planet and you’re asking me if I want some toast. Oh wait, that’s not right.

I love Holly's "derp" face...

This is how female version of Holly should have been all along... Her argument with Rimmer later in the episode is excellent

2:44 "Here's my next question. What the smeg are you going to do?!" LOL

@RoqueFortStu

2 жыл бұрын

He learned from Lister!

@danielwilliamson6180

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoqueFortStu Yes. The master of Smeg.

It's kind of funny to hear Hattie Hayridge use her actual accent without all the inflections she normally does to play Holly's more 'natural' ditzy persona I kind of wish we could see her again - she had some really funny moments in the original run

@squidink3470

Жыл бұрын

She was my favourite Holly as a kid since I didn't really "get" the first two seasons and didn't watch them much. Shame she seems to be totally ignored by the show now when she was such a huge presence throughout its golden era.

Any scene involving Talkie always makes me hungry for grilled bread products.

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite...would you like a toasted teacake?

@veramae4098

2 жыл бұрын

That's been said. [depressed] I do wish people would read other comments before commenting.

@JohnyG29

3 ай бұрын

@@veramae4098 You replied to a 15 year old comment 🤣 That chap is probably dead by now 🤣🤣

Here is my next question; what the smeg are you going to do?

Hattie Hayridge should have had more screentime as Holly

she's really pretty when shes in intelligent mode :OO

@333angeleyes

5 жыл бұрын

yeah I was so mad and sad when they fired her

I'm glad they brought back Talkie Toaster for the newer series.

@ajhyde1921

3 жыл бұрын

Newer series? There is a newer series? If you don't mind me asking, what is it called?

@SirLordSpam

3 жыл бұрын

They made two more seasons of red dwarf 11 and 12 and a movie about the cat race

@djsykez

2 жыл бұрын

@@SirLordSpam the cat race movie ???? really got a name or link

@SirLordSpam

2 жыл бұрын

@@djsykez red dwarf: the promised land

"Certainly not. And I resent the implication that I am a one-dimensional bread-obsessed electrical appliance!" XD Hahahaha!!

The smart Holly is hot!

Careful toaster, your getting close to another accident; you know, the one involving you, Lister, the waste disposal, and a ten pound lump hammer.

Is nobody seriously going to mention that in the book, the toaster asked Holly who was god, and the answer was 'Lister' .... and then Holly nearly blew up?!

@jediknight129

2 жыл бұрын

lister is an orobouros so he is god.

@bigcoryjones2126

2 жыл бұрын

???there was a book!!!🤯🤯🤯

@jediknight129

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigcoryjones2126 there are three 'Red Dwarf'' 'infinity welcomes careful drivers' and 'BTL' I believe. Well worth reading.

@lewismoreton4856

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigcoryjones2126 There were four books. Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers (1989), Better Than Life (1990), Last Human (1995) Backwards (1996) I mean, I only read/knew about them because my dad passed down his copies to me as a kid

@bigcoryjones2126

2 жыл бұрын

@@lewismoreton4856 I got hooked on the TV show as a kid I never knew there was books.

"oh very well here is my second question... would you like a crumpet?" LOL crumpets have EVERYTHING to do with chaos theory and predicting weather cycles

@Nickel_The_Wise

3 жыл бұрын

It's true, dear comment librarians! See, says right here in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, Aleph-Quintet Edition (I'm from a universe where music was weaponized during the 60s, don't ask), right here under the Do's and Don'ts of Breakfast Warfare.. "There is a strong chance that deploying unbuttered breads in times of quantum conflict will result in all of the native primary atmosphere turning into a ceramic compound, not unlike the kind used in the manufacture of sinks, a recognized universal qualifier." hm.. maybe Talkie was from my universe and was looking to make sure Holly hadn't gone crazy and asked for a crumpet without first requesting butter.

@sacrificiallamb4568

Ай бұрын

@@Nickel_The_Wise That checks out. Are The Beatles war criminals then?

Did you know the guy doing the voice here is the original actor (David Ross) who played Kryten?

@judithsixkiller5586

Ай бұрын

I was glad that they found another interesting role for him,since Llewellyn was definitely a better fit for Kryten.

I resent the implication that I am a one- dimensional, bread-obsessed electrical appliance!

@veramae4098

2 жыл бұрын

You're the 3rd of 4th person to make that comment. Please read other comments before posting or just SHUT UP.

You don't seem to understand I know the meaning of the universe. That is not answering my question. No I would not like a crumpet!😂🤣

Well, he certainly seems to be more into it than the robot who passes butter

The best part of this video is from 0:00 to 2:58

After watching this, I totally want to be a toaster in my next life. :D

Galluping up diarrhea drive without a saddle!

Thanks for the clip. I love this bit. It possibly my fave memory of Red Dwarf, PRICELESS

I love talkie toaster!

Genius Holly is purty...

I loved the conversations with the supporting characters as much as the ones with the main cast, and Hattie looked a hundred times better with her hair slicked back than she ever did with that awful pudding bowl fringe she sported. Shame it was only temporary.

@IrishCarney

Жыл бұрын

Well, she only briefly had the IQ necessary to realize how much better she looked that way

Talkie toaster RULEZ! I want one 😄

6 people REALLY didn't want toast

talkie the toaster played Kryten in the ep "Kryten" :P

My absolute favorite clip of all the series. Thank you so much

@IrishCarney

Жыл бұрын

Second favorite, with Talkie driving Dave up the wall constantly asking him if he wants toast as #1

@KingofKlubs

Жыл бұрын

@@IrishCarney Now closely followed by Cat's explanation of how Archimedes invented gravy when a bath fell on his head and he yelled "Formica!" 🤣

I can buy every sonic screwdriver on the market but I can't have a talking toaster. Not cool.

IQ of 12386, can perform all kinds of complex astro-navigation, can break lightspeed knows the meaning of life, can't tell the difference between 345 years and 3.45 minutes or figure out how to save herself. seems legit!

One of the funniest episodes to date

I have a funny feeling that talkie toaster and the smart shoes (the ones that have soles) would be good friends 😂

“Strike the light I’m a genius again”!

Mmm this scene makes my mouth water...

I love this scene.

love that show

@evthurobred 'cheese and ham breville'. Breville is a brand name of appliances for making toasted sandwiches (aka toasties)

I'd purchase a Talki Toaster in a smegging moment!

@lordward879 Yes thats David Ross who played the orignal Kryten

This show used to be so good.

LOL! holly's face at 00:25

Still THE Best episode EVER!! 🤔

@shaz2761

Жыл бұрын

No, that goes to 'Better Than Life'

@brendannahor1460

Жыл бұрын

@@shaz2761 🤣🤣🤣

Hey Holly, what do you get it you multiply six by nine?

Toaster"would you like some toast"me"THAT'S IT"(WHAM,WHAM,WHAM).....good bye toaster"

Bring talky toaster back. Hilarious

It doesn't matter how intelligent the answers are if the questions are stupid.

Can I ask just one question? Would you like a crumpet?

@misterprecocious2491

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

I would love a Talkie Toaster

She may have an IQ over 12,000 but she managed to lose 4 seconds from her life expectancy pretty easily (345 -> 341).

@roguishpaladin

4 жыл бұрын

Well, that's what happens when time elapses.

@TruthSikher

Жыл бұрын

It's not 4 seconds, it's 0.04 minutes. I could not live with myself if I did not give you this critical information that will change how you see the universe forever.

I wonder if Orac from Blakes Seven was inspiration for Talkie Toaster. I would love to see those two interact.

The first Talkie Toaster I found annoying. But I LOVED this one. ☮

I had a very brief hope that she would answer with a unified theory of quantum mechanics and classical physics, but then I remembered this is just a British sci-fi comedy.

This is my next question, what the smeg are you going to do

Red Dwarf predicted the smart toaster

The show should make Talkie Toasters and sell them, and other Red Dwarf smeg.

0:56 I knew he was gonna say that

Now I would like some toast. But my toaster is on the fritz. And Fritz is not happy about it, either.

Hattie was so funny in this show. I liked her best as the computer.

Anyone else want toasted teacakes all of a sudden

I just realized this entire scene could be a snl skit lol.

not just breaddie its quite curranty too :D

She didn't see that crumbing.

That toaster sounds like my Alexa 😂😂😂

Where did I put that lump hammer?

What I dont recall....I remember the parallel universe episode with the dudes and dudettes reverasl. But how did dudette Holly replace dude Holly?

@hansolo235

Жыл бұрын

Same Holly. They just genderbent themself to remember their counterpart.

@austinseven4720

7 ай бұрын

It's all explained in the mock star wars scroll at the start of series 3.

These days when the algorithm recommends this clip to me I start to wonder to myself, "hmm...what ridiculously underpowered question have I asked someone who would probably prefer something a bit more at their (higher) level?" - but I have about as much intelligence as that toaster I'd say.

I mean she is talking to a toaster

Wait... So... does the Talky Toaster actually come up with the bread items it suggests - lichen a Food-a-Rac-a-Cycle? Or do you have to have the stuff on hand? Because if 'e's got a toasted bacon, egg & cheese sammich in 'is guttiwuts, we'll nom one with extreme prejudice.

Did anyone ever say YES when the toaster asked if they wanted a toasted whatever?

Ao the idea here is probably: if you got this opportunity, to ask any question and get every answer - what's the quality of your question?

Lol this was hilarious 😂

2:44 LOL

Would you like a cheese and ham breville?😂😂😂

Best old sit-coms are British and Canadian. Bar none.

@uncrunch398

3 жыл бұрын

Joke delivery is best when the comedian gives no tells that they're joking. Brits do it best. Followed by Brit Canadians.

@DarksaberForce

Жыл бұрын

Never really watched Canadian sitcoms. Which good ones are there?

@uncrunch398

Жыл бұрын

@@DarksaberForce Red Green is the only one that immediately comes to mind. But since I learned it was recorded in USA, I'm not sure if it is authentic Canadian.

IQ of 12,000 and you're arguing with a toaster?

@Pravdacz-tp8zu

3 жыл бұрын

How did everyone including me missed that lol

@5688gamble

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pravdacz-tp8zu Also miss that this 12000 IQ computer can't tell the difference between minutes and years until a toaster gives her cause to check and that she can't come up with a better solution to her predicament than turning herself off and shutting the whole ship down even tho she can apparently marry quantum mechanics and classical physics, break light speed AND come up with a complex planetary pool shot in under a second!

Always laugh at Iron Man. He has a team of scutters as well.

Whould you like some toast?

This show looks like its part of the MST3K universe

Haha i remember this!

Does anyone reckon that Holly can now finally answer 'What is a woman?'

Toaster sounds like a guy from the 1930s movies in US

What about.... ... 42 crumpets?

Does the computer ever find a way of expanding its lifetime? does it turn itself back on and find the solution before the 3 minutes 45 seconds end?

@jaybrewster2475

4 жыл бұрын

If i remember correctly, what happens is that the crew reverse the modifications that caused the problem

@anouarkrassimovich7481

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaybrewster2475 ok thanks :) that actually made me start watching the full series, from episode 1 to the end.

So what is it?

Reminds me of The blonde girl in The Human League!

@jaysmith2858

4 жыл бұрын

"You were working as a toaster in a sandwich bar, when I met you. I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around, got the crumbs out of you."

@jameswest4692

2 жыл бұрын

Dont you want me bagel.

Would this have been funnier if Norman Lovett had been Holly?

There's an uncanny resemblance between "derp Holly" and Liz Truss... 😂😂

68 is higher that most Somalians

New I.Q 68 = %-D