"Or, we could use the teleporter" has become the stock response in my place of work for when someone comes up with a really complicated solution to a problem, when a much better, simpler solution exists.
@D_U_N_E
2 жыл бұрын
I love how in this case, teleportation was the simpler solution.
@strikeforcealpha9343
2 жыл бұрын
Still makes me piss myself laughing to this day.
@wait...what...
2 жыл бұрын
Oh thank you for this, I work in food service, I'll just replace it with "replicator" lol
@heero_tv1882
2 жыл бұрын
Ive said the same thing about world peace
@scarfboy
2 жыл бұрын
that's beautiful
@DaveDexterMusic2 жыл бұрын
Robert Llewellyn managing to pronounce full stops in "long. long. long. range" is just one of many reasons why kryten rules all our hearts
@MikeCHughes10 жыл бұрын
Balls on standby sir....Brilliant!
@Ambidextrometer2 жыл бұрын
The makeup on Kryten is still incredible. Most modern CGI is uncanny for how almost-human it looks, but Kryten is uncanny for how close he looks to a 3D animated character.
@corndogrequiem1728
2 жыл бұрын
and he's got the American accent to boot!
@DaveDexterMusic
2 жыл бұрын
he looks like a 3d real character... because he is
@w8m4n
Жыл бұрын
@@corndogrequiem1728 apparently it was meant to be Canadian
@SamuelBlack84
Жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Max Headroom
@DeathbySkullfxxx
11 ай бұрын
Its a pretty simple/basic(but admittedly brilliant) prosthetic
@theoldshooter56312 жыл бұрын
Oh good Heavens! Red Dwarf! Im 72 and i remember this program and many other British programs that were just so great. Another favorite was Coupling. The USA tried to do a version of it and just hosed it up big time. UK....never sell the USA rights to copy one of your shows!!!
@TheIkaraCult6 ай бұрын
"Balls on standby sir"
@arserobinson71182 жыл бұрын
The chemistry between Kryten and Rimmer was funnier than the contrast between Rimmer and Lister.
@johnpulaski6725 Жыл бұрын
"Balls on standby!"👍🤣
@MsCreepyChan2 жыл бұрын
"And what would you know, Bog-Bot from Hell?!?!?" Not my favourite line from Rimmer, but one of my favourite deliveries.
@thedarknesscallingme2 жыл бұрын
Missed out the best part: Cat: "All in all a one hundred percent successful trip" Kryten: "Sir we lost Mr Rimmer" Cat: "All in all a one hundred percent successful trip"
@stonedwookie9916 Жыл бұрын
the spacecore directives gag never gets old man, the zero G one is my fave lol
@changer_of_ways_9992 жыл бұрын
That Low Polygon Count head is so cool to me for some reason.
@jimmy2k4o2 жыл бұрын
I hope to one day feel as happy as Lister did when he said “a year and a half” 😂 😂 😂
@SamuelBlack84
Жыл бұрын
"Pinch me" 😂
@g2macs2 жыл бұрын
RD would have been a one series 'flash-in-the pan'.. . if it hadn’t been for introducing Cat. And just as it was slowing, bringing in Kryten to play off A. J. R was inspired.
@marekmarbbydzovsky65162 жыл бұрын
Cryten aged well like a good wine. 😀😀😀
@franksmith6683
2 жыл бұрын
And in a bizarre twist, is now reviewing electric cars on KZread. kzread.info/dash/bejne/h6GtqsmSeJCqhc4.html
@SeanKL1072 жыл бұрын
I've never seen his show before but "Don't compound your temporal faux-pa by telling us our future" convinced me I should.
@unclenogbad1509
2 жыл бұрын
You're in for a treat. Enjoy.
@mr.jamster8414
2 жыл бұрын
I saw this show when I was three and thought it was Star Trek. I literally just learned now it's this.
@Chebab-Chebab
2 жыл бұрын
Don't watch the American version.
@DivineFalcon
2 жыл бұрын
@@Chebab-Chebab Not that there is much of that to watch...
@xxmightywhitexx1307
2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.jamster8414 you will be happy to know patrick stewart loves the show as well :D
@blisswest2 жыл бұрын
Dam. I must now sit down with a curry and put that DVD on. lol
@marekmarbbydzovsky6516
2 жыл бұрын
Ofc you do ! 🙂
@Chebab-Chebab
2 жыл бұрын
And a few tins, so you're nicely pished.
@dshuffman322 жыл бұрын
"long long ... long long ......... long long long range!"
@TheIkaraCult Жыл бұрын
"Don't compound your temporal faux-pas by telling us our future!" "No, not that war sir, the other one" "Who can forget the famously insane monarchies of the 19th and 20th centuries!" "Or we could just use the teleporter" The writing on this show was bloody amazing.
@UtopiaPlanitiaStudios Жыл бұрын
0:57 One of the best lines in the show
@MaximilianonMars
6 ай бұрын
It's such a strong diss, partly because it's so likely to be factual 😁
@TroupeGoal7 ай бұрын
'Balls on standby, sir?' love it. I'm looking for the bit where Kryten commands Rimmer to 'grind them! grind them like you've never ground before!'
@Commanderziff2 жыл бұрын
They should have an interstellar war between the Rimmers and the Cats.
@foreignfat6009
2 жыл бұрын
If race if Cats is anything like the Cat. Cats would have no chance against Rimmers.
@pogigwapo5093
2 жыл бұрын
Rimmers never use zimmers
@staceys5447
2 жыл бұрын
And theyre fantastic swimmers
@andreww2098
2 жыл бұрын
@@staceys5447 he has a BSC to prove it!
@robertmiles16032 жыл бұрын
"And what the smeg would you know, bumbot from Hell?!"
@TwmUkLive Жыл бұрын
Derrick Custer 😂
@cjwars28282 жыл бұрын
loved this one a world of rimmers lol last humane world of cloned ai
@darkautumnstories583411 ай бұрын
"KIT!" 😂😂
@stevenh55109 ай бұрын
"or we could use this teleporter"
@danielwilliamson61803 жыл бұрын
3:01 LOL
@undeath
2 жыл бұрын
his face is priceless! haha
@blipzero2 жыл бұрын
"BALLS"
@joshlegg86003 жыл бұрын
Oh come on, you cut out the best bit. “You are a total, total, complete and total...”
@KB-jh3rt
2 жыл бұрын
A word is yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever it is you are but you are one and a total, total one at that!
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"Or, we could use the teleporter" has become the stock response in my place of work for when someone comes up with a really complicated solution to a problem, when a much better, simpler solution exists.
@D_U_N_E
2 жыл бұрын
I love how in this case, teleportation was the simpler solution.
@strikeforcealpha9343
2 жыл бұрын
Still makes me piss myself laughing to this day.
@wait...what...
2 жыл бұрын
Oh thank you for this, I work in food service, I'll just replace it with "replicator" lol
@heero_tv1882
2 жыл бұрын
Ive said the same thing about world peace
@scarfboy
2 жыл бұрын
that's beautiful
Robert Llewellyn managing to pronounce full stops in "long. long. long. range" is just one of many reasons why kryten rules all our hearts
Balls on standby sir....Brilliant!
The makeup on Kryten is still incredible. Most modern CGI is uncanny for how almost-human it looks, but Kryten is uncanny for how close he looks to a 3D animated character.
@corndogrequiem1728
2 жыл бұрын
and he's got the American accent to boot!
@DaveDexterMusic
2 жыл бұрын
he looks like a 3d real character... because he is
@w8m4n
Жыл бұрын
@@corndogrequiem1728 apparently it was meant to be Canadian
@SamuelBlack84
Жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Max Headroom
@DeathbySkullfxxx
11 ай бұрын
Its a pretty simple/basic(but admittedly brilliant) prosthetic
Oh good Heavens! Red Dwarf! Im 72 and i remember this program and many other British programs that were just so great. Another favorite was Coupling. The USA tried to do a version of it and just hosed it up big time. UK....never sell the USA rights to copy one of your shows!!!
"Balls on standby sir"
The chemistry between Kryten and Rimmer was funnier than the contrast between Rimmer and Lister.
"Balls on standby!"👍🤣
"And what would you know, Bog-Bot from Hell?!?!?" Not my favourite line from Rimmer, but one of my favourite deliveries.
Missed out the best part: Cat: "All in all a one hundred percent successful trip" Kryten: "Sir we lost Mr Rimmer" Cat: "All in all a one hundred percent successful trip"
the spacecore directives gag never gets old man, the zero G one is my fave lol
That Low Polygon Count head is so cool to me for some reason.
I hope to one day feel as happy as Lister did when he said “a year and a half” 😂 😂 😂
@SamuelBlack84
Жыл бұрын
"Pinch me" 😂
RD would have been a one series 'flash-in-the pan'.. . if it hadn’t been for introducing Cat. And just as it was slowing, bringing in Kryten to play off A. J. R was inspired.
Cryten aged well like a good wine. 😀😀😀
@franksmith6683
2 жыл бұрын
And in a bizarre twist, is now reviewing electric cars on KZread. kzread.info/dash/bejne/h6GtqsmSeJCqhc4.html
I've never seen his show before but "Don't compound your temporal faux-pa by telling us our future" convinced me I should.
@unclenogbad1509
2 жыл бұрын
You're in for a treat. Enjoy.
@mr.jamster8414
2 жыл бұрын
I saw this show when I was three and thought it was Star Trek. I literally just learned now it's this.
@Chebab-Chebab
2 жыл бұрын
Don't watch the American version.
@DivineFalcon
2 жыл бұрын
@@Chebab-Chebab Not that there is much of that to watch...
@xxmightywhitexx1307
2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.jamster8414 you will be happy to know patrick stewart loves the show as well :D
Dam. I must now sit down with a curry and put that DVD on. lol
@marekmarbbydzovsky6516
2 жыл бұрын
Ofc you do ! 🙂
@Chebab-Chebab
2 жыл бұрын
And a few tins, so you're nicely pished.
"long long ... long long ......... long long long range!"
"Don't compound your temporal faux-pas by telling us our future!" "No, not that war sir, the other one" "Who can forget the famously insane monarchies of the 19th and 20th centuries!" "Or we could just use the teleporter" The writing on this show was bloody amazing.
0:57 One of the best lines in the show
@MaximilianonMars
6 ай бұрын
It's such a strong diss, partly because it's so likely to be factual 😁
'Balls on standby, sir?' love it. I'm looking for the bit where Kryten commands Rimmer to 'grind them! grind them like you've never ground before!'
They should have an interstellar war between the Rimmers and the Cats.
@foreignfat6009
2 жыл бұрын
If race if Cats is anything like the Cat. Cats would have no chance against Rimmers.
@pogigwapo5093
2 жыл бұрын
Rimmers never use zimmers
@staceys5447
2 жыл бұрын
And theyre fantastic swimmers
@andreww2098
2 жыл бұрын
@@staceys5447 he has a BSC to prove it!
"And what the smeg would you know, bumbot from Hell?!"
Derrick Custer 😂
loved this one a world of rimmers lol last humane world of cloned ai
"KIT!" 😂😂
"or we could use this teleporter"
3:01 LOL
@undeath
2 жыл бұрын
his face is priceless! haha
"BALLS"
Oh come on, you cut out the best bit. “You are a total, total, complete and total...”
@KB-jh3rt
2 жыл бұрын
A word is yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever it is you are but you are one and a total, total one at that!
2:52 😆😅🤣😂🤣😅😆😅🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣
No gym then.