My man just wanted his +82 slash bonus....

@nachelia

4 жыл бұрын

How can he make a tentacle for even more bonus?

@styxy2657

4 жыл бұрын

was the mans planning to take a higher abyssal demon down? damn

@bg_2467

3 жыл бұрын

Had to ruin the perfect 700 likes to 701

@voidphoenix2991

3 жыл бұрын

The atterax be like

@imblayck

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna comment something like this /:

I wasted so many cucumbers i couldnt even make a salad for dinner

@akba666

5 жыл бұрын

Just make a prison salad. Simple replace the cucumbers with razor blades and tada.

@lobstergal4643

5 жыл бұрын

Do your salad’s only consist of cucumbers?

@Ididathing

5 жыл бұрын

and olive oil

@misterhat144

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ididathing well you could always make a carrot sala-oh

@Ididathing

5 жыл бұрын

@@misterhat144 I could make a finger salad i am good at cutting those

I work as a prison guard. And these are just the bare basic things I see at work. You should show us tattoo guns, stingers, lithium battery packs and all the other impressive stuff that inmates can make.

@Shinzo08

Жыл бұрын

what prison are you garding?! How do you survive?!!

@lofeofsope2542

Жыл бұрын

@@DestructionPOV_ yes, read their username

@ResponsibleBread

Жыл бұрын

Wtf are tattoo guns

@nootnoo9799

Жыл бұрын

@@ResponsibleBread the tool they use to make tattoos...

@spartanb16

Жыл бұрын

Agreed working in a super max I've seen pizza ovens... zip guns Swords.. homemade OC spray and so much more

I love how the Inmate that made the Razor-Whip didn't even stop to consider: "Wait, isn't this stick 10× more deadly than this whip i'm about to make?" Then proceeds to make the Razor-Whip anyway because it looks way scarier lmao

@aformofmatter8913

Жыл бұрын

I mean, the purpose of it was intimidation

@choppalungon

Жыл бұрын

The razors are probably more painful and they also make nasty, bleeding wounds if you got a stick you can try and beat someone's brains out and you'd probably suceed but that's not as intimidating

You playing around with that razor whip made me ever so slightly uncomfortable.

@Ididathing

5 жыл бұрын

Yeh i blurred it out but the cut was pretty bad

@kaib535

5 жыл бұрын

"ever so slightly uncomfortable" = "absolutely terrifying"?

@kld0093

5 жыл бұрын

i had to close my eyes

@camb381

4 жыл бұрын

Strees level 100

@GoldenBeholden

4 жыл бұрын

@Jason 2.0 yikes

Whiping the cucumber is that what the kids are calling it these days

@dinamush1342

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like bdsm

@nightlust

4 жыл бұрын

damn the number is perfect, can't like.

@rugger8787

4 жыл бұрын

9:00 to 6:30

@spacey6261

4 жыл бұрын

*THE KIDS*

@wiitrapmusic456trapstad9

4 жыл бұрын

Eeeeeee

I'm Swedish and I just clicked on this video hoping to see some cool prison weapons and I get instantly attacked

@clonecommando2125

Жыл бұрын

i am Norwegian and see no problems

@ALLU800

Жыл бұрын

I'm Finnish and I see no problem either

@brringgabriel6528

Жыл бұрын

i am danish and i also see no problem

@peterstrauss195

Жыл бұрын

i'm danish and i see no problem

@cannedsocks41

Жыл бұрын

im norwegian and i dont see any problem

The prison whip (with razors) isn't used to do serious harm, rather, its made to maim. Like razor-gangs in glasgow, its meant to leave disfiguring injuries, that while not deep, the meaning is almost immediately obvious in those circles.

@pavelthefabulous5675

Жыл бұрын

If you get those razors dirty and shitty, it becomes a bioweapon though.

@periodictable118

Жыл бұрын

@@pavelthefabulous5675 true

@andreeacat7071

Жыл бұрын

@@pavelthefabulous5675 means you just don’t clean your razors, hell, take ‘em to the bathroom with you and piss on them

The Modern Rogue: "We're not drinking this cause we don't want to die" I did a thing: "Cheers"

@Jacob-ge1py

4 жыл бұрын

And they actually used a proper lid to stop air and bacteria getting inside! There's a reason your're not meant to just open the lid

@tijansigin4768

4 жыл бұрын

true. lol

@flipper6582

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking love the modern rogue

@immaunicorn4124

3 жыл бұрын

I just posted a comment saying how he stole all of these ideas from them lmao

@wingedfish1175

3 жыл бұрын

@@immaunicorn4124 you realise modern rogue doesn't have copyright on prison hacks right?

*Drapes a razor threaded lace around the back his own neck and proceeds to LET GO of the heavy side with the stick* This man's days are numbered

@Ididathing

5 жыл бұрын

I trust myself too much

@daviderizzello9360

4 жыл бұрын

I think i missed that

@Murspp

4 жыл бұрын

@@daviderizzello9360 8:30

@Diabhork

4 жыл бұрын

OH NO

@FirstNameLastName-il8ev

4 жыл бұрын

I got anxiety watching that Jesus fuck

I imagine the bread might be so that the dead yeast acts as yeast nutrient to give your final product less of a yeast flavor

@ReikerForge

Жыл бұрын

In prison only certain white bread products are used for alcohol making because they contain active yeast, specifically white hotdog and hamburger buns. The bread (whole wheat or white) doesn't have any so we didn't use it

@Rig0r_M0rtis

Жыл бұрын

@@ReikerForge Baked goods don't have active yeast because the yeast was cooked. There's plenty of yeast around in the air, on the skin and everywhere else to ferment the sugary water. Adding bread is either a matter of tradition or miscoception. Or both.

@jama211

Жыл бұрын

@@Rig0r_M0rtis Well said

@jama211

Жыл бұрын

@@ReikerForge I'm not sure any active yeast would've survived the oven that baked the rolls...

@ReikerForge

Жыл бұрын

@@jama211 Honestly I don't know the science behind it, just that a 40 year brewery owner who got arrested for beating a shoplifter was telling us to do it like that and that one way or another it worked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Homebrewer here: You'll get way better orange wine if you leave the peals in for the primary, then put the fruits in for the secondary. Freeze the oranges so you can use the same ones next week after you rack the wine in a new container to get rid of the peals. ALso, freeze any fruit you want to ferment with. That helps break down the cell walls and makes more of the fruit get into the drink. ALso mashed up bread works as an okay yeast nutrient if you boil it first, but with real fruit in the primary you wont need any of that. You do need yeast either way.

@thedude7737

Жыл бұрын

bruh

@thedude7737

Жыл бұрын

wait till this guy find out about liquor stores

@samquinn4095

Жыл бұрын

@@thedude7737 I think most homebrewers do this because alcohol tax, or just the activity is fun.

@crazyabe4571

Жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear, used frozen fruit to break out of prison.

@bloodyhell8201

Жыл бұрын

Tips on to not kill ourselves with botulism?

In Norway you basically live in a hotel room when you go to prison. There are even outdoor areas. Prisoners here can absolutely watch your videos, but they wont need any of these tips and tricks

@L44tsmasher735

4 жыл бұрын

The US has similar prisons, low security they call them. But you can’t exactly stick murderers and any other violent person with the non violent people. Doesn’t end well.

@ChristianRingdal

4 жыл бұрын

@@L44tsmasher735 In Norway, we even put mass murderers in the "hotel rooms". Sounds weird, but it's actually really effective

@DMN.0000

4 жыл бұрын

well go to finland

@ChristianRingdal

4 жыл бұрын

@@DMN.0000 What do you do to them there?

@DMN.0000

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChristianRingdal like a 5 star hotel homeles people often do crimes just to get there

This was really helpful thanks now I can finally break out of prison properly

@Ididathing

5 жыл бұрын

No worries mate. Hit me up when you are out

@nowalternottoday3809

4 жыл бұрын

Canadian Dude well I’m not surprised they’ve got prison cell WiFi these days😂

@MouseGoat

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ididathing Im sure hes gonna hit you up, hit you up real good and take you money :)

@SenkaBandit

4 жыл бұрын

Canadian Dude your Canadian you just ask nicely and your out

@tyb7869

4 жыл бұрын

1000th like

The razor whip is 100% a bigger danger to the user than anyone else lol

I once dropped my Stanley knife with the hook blade while cutting boxes, my hand was above eye-level so gravity pulled the razor sharp hook right through the fleshy part of my thumb/palm. Surprisingly it didn’t hurt much because the knife is just really sharp so the wound stays nice and clean and the cut is nice and straight.

@NothingYouHaventReadBefore

Жыл бұрын

Same! I once cut clean straight through the flesh of my thumb (lucky nothing permanent) with fabric scissors. No pain, just a lot of bleeding. Straight cut.

@nickphaux

Жыл бұрын

When cutting with razors it usually only hurts afterwards when it's healing

@Careonovam

Жыл бұрын

I collect and make knifes, be it switchblades, one-handers or survival knifes. Getting cut almost never hurts, since I sharpen them very finely - getting stuff into the cut (sweat, dirt, anything) really hurts. Interestingly enough I've never suffered a cut on the back of my hands, only fingers and palm. Tried out the "lemon juice into fresh cut" - thing out of curiosity and circumstance, can absolutely recommend if you like pain. If not - hurts like a bitch, do not do that shit.

@a_san_t

Жыл бұрын

@@Careonovam bruh, you let the intrusive thought win on the lemon experiment

@Human-san

Жыл бұрын

​@@Careonovam Did it scar?

I love how an Australian guy jokes about Sweden being inhabited by inmates.

@user-yj4qz5lo6k

2 жыл бұрын

🇸🇾

@asianbois522

2 жыл бұрын

Dang

@amebee709

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@whats_tungsten9178

2 жыл бұрын

lmao 😂

@shxhebx2039

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine a continent of 25 million inamtes

Hell yeah dude, Santa Fu is like the coolest prison in Germany, they've even got an online shop where they sell goods the prisoners made in the workshop, I ordered a prison towel a while back.

@Ididathing

4 жыл бұрын

thats actually very cool.

@ScubaShark--8964

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ididathing *_Buying prison alcohol from that SchantaKlaus Prison._*

@VulcanicYT

3 жыл бұрын

I just checked it cuz i wasn't sure if you were joking but it's a real thing woa

@VulcanicYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@simonseis744 yeah

@brazilianambassadordale8223

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that they give prisoners methadone treatment tbh makes it pretty cool

When I was in prison we drew a very crude dart board on the wall and threw little pieces of wet toilet paper at it,and we saved our milk cartons and made a deck of cards out of them so we could play rummy and whatnot 😂😂

@RandomPerson-hd6wr

Жыл бұрын

What did you do and it got you in prison and not jail?

@danielgonzalez-yp7hi

Жыл бұрын

Yeah WW1 was an eye opener !

@Dinnizzel97

Жыл бұрын

@@RandomPerson-hd6wr I got a felony,that's normally how it works

@Chruh

Жыл бұрын

Woah. A non-felon who actually knows the difference between jail and prison. A first for me

@crazy_wwww

Жыл бұрын

@@Dinnizzel97 what did you do if you feel comfortable sharing

I made prison wine when I was a kid and hid it under my bed. I forgot to release the gas and it fuckunf popped. This video was nostalgic asf

The way you peel oranges should be a crime

@bonkers4226

4 жыл бұрын

2:20 is the timestamp

@balls536

4 жыл бұрын

He’s Australian so he does everything backwards.

@tccasanova

4 жыл бұрын

You missed the point, you have the get the peel off in one go

@pravin7541

3 жыл бұрын

tccasanova wtf don’t you peel it with your fingers

@topramen5884

3 жыл бұрын

Tio Even Driving?

I know I’m a bit late, but the reason you’re first whip didn’t work well was because you forgot to add a counterweight at the end. The original whip had some type of screw at the end, making it much easier to control and much more likely to wrap around an appendage. You’re second attempt achieved the same effect by the large razor blade at the end.

6:38 actually razor blades are given each morning, you got a limited amount of time to use em then you gotta hand em back to the guards they inspect them for tampering and throw em away and the cycle repeats itself everyday, the way you get away with the blades is that there's a small soaped slip along the outside of the razor, you carefully take that off, and you got access to the razor then just gotta get it out, then you cut out a couple small strips from a magazine, carefully place a couple of those slips in where the razor was, put the soap back on and boom untampered razor, guards will only usually take a quick glance at the razor then move along to the next person

"Whips cucumber." *NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE.*

They only slapped the book because you were reading it back to front.

@doge3169

3 жыл бұрын

A heart comment with 304 likes and 0 replies Wow

@fab9207

3 жыл бұрын

@@doge3169 and you ruined it

@Mortario

3 жыл бұрын

@@doge3169 Weirdo

@thekrusad3r290

3 жыл бұрын

They were disgusted.

@danlotroth9231

2 жыл бұрын

But it's such a great read, n inspired a movie as well

These tips really work!! I tested both the alcohol and the blade whip on a prostitute, she got really drunk and got really dead. Sadly, I forgot the first rule, and didn't pay her, which, ironically enough, led me to being snitched on by her pimp and being sent to jail.

@Da-choppa

Жыл бұрын

Damn bro same, what cell you in?

@ArtypNk

Жыл бұрын

@@Da-choppa 47, cell block D. Used to be in C before, but then I met some nice people and was moved to be closer to them. They are really nice, but they do have some wild ideas. Say things like "We hate anything that ain't white".

@dr.coomer789

Жыл бұрын

What an unfortunate turn of events! I had a similar misfortune teleporting my prostitutes without paying them first!

@ize100

Жыл бұрын

D BLOCKKK

@stephenglassdale5914

Жыл бұрын

@@ArtypNk you should have paid closer attention and stuck to rule 1. but at least watching this video prepared you for jail while landing you there

Don't worry Im locked up in Norway so luckily I could watch your videos too

I love this channel so much, the sarcasm is so calm it makes it way funnier. Keep up big man bloke

@Ididathing

4 жыл бұрын

thanks someone

@Someone-bb5ft

4 жыл бұрын

After 8 months of you waiting for my so very anticipated reply i am here to deliver. You’re welcome.

@david25201

3 жыл бұрын

@@Someone-bb5ft oh

@Jnosa

3 жыл бұрын

This looks way more sad if your think about it

@Someone-bb5ft

3 жыл бұрын

bread what you mean

Tip for anyone trying to do the razor whip: Make the stick a bit longer than the razor filled rope so you can swing it without it reaching your knuckles.

@BESTvsWORST-vx2dg

2 жыл бұрын

gold

@realmark8125

2 жыл бұрын

thats assuming we are gonna recreate it

@idrinkmilk282

Жыл бұрын

*than. You wouldn't need to lknow how to make prison weapons if you'd stayed in school and learned basic English.

@realmark8125

Жыл бұрын

@@idrinkmilk282 How about you shut up? Nobody cares for a grammar ally so how about you instead of mentioning a spelling mistake, you instead mention how bitchless you are.

@atlas_19

Жыл бұрын

@@idrinkmilk282 Yeah, cuz a typo is going to get him inprison. 🗿

Here's another great prison hack I learned while locked up. If you take 3 strands of dental floss and braid then together, then do that 2 more times so you have 3 lengths of braided dental floss. Then you take those 3 lengths and braid them together. You can use it as a hack saw. Use tooth paste as a cutting agent and pull the saw back and forth like a handheld chain saw (not a chainsaw). We tested it out and in about 5 minutes we were able to make a noticeable cut into the metal bed post.

The razor whip would be much more effective with a longer handle so it can't swing back in your hands and you can get more leverage.

If you locked up Sweden, we wouldn’t have Minecraft, which is always a bad thing.

@Tatertots.

4 жыл бұрын

Evan Search or no Pewdiepie

@sci_pain3409

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tatertots. that's a positive

@mwamwamilky3485

4 жыл бұрын

sci_pain3 how could you

@thereisnomeincooldudebutth5436

4 жыл бұрын

Or no banana pizza Which is a good thing

@kolax8796

4 жыл бұрын

@@sci_pain3409 water sheep will delete you

"Makes a cool camera trick by making the viewers think that he is actually behind bars" Me:oh thats cool "shows a literal castle door" * Ok EXCUSE ME?*

@ethanday6563

4 жыл бұрын

b. gvyh

I love how it’s just him waving his hands around to commentary

Instead of chewing gum wrapper we used the uncle Toby's porridge satchels and tear away the thin layer of plastic then cut thin strips.

This man legitimately terrifies me and makes me worry for his safety back and forth rapidly between the two

“It would be extremely effective if you wrapped it around a fellow inmates cucumber” Me: instinctively protects crotch

@gabrielhenson5751

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god no

That razor whip is absolutely nightmare fuel

The squish with the hands is what actually gets the yeast in. All humans have yeast on their skin as part of our skin microbiome. The bread is mostly there for nutrients and to keep the yeast in suspension to better be able to digest the sugar.

"Have you ever had prison alcohol before?" "Not out of a wine glass" 😂😂😂

The reason this dude hides his face is because he’s actually slazo

@helpimaworm6721

4 жыл бұрын

Convex Polygon s-sush

@BalkanWeeb

4 жыл бұрын

🤫

@foldaire7211

4 жыл бұрын

Australia only has 1 inhabitant and that one person is slazo

@IgnitedxSoul

4 жыл бұрын

He sounds almost identical to Slazo 😂😂

@Gamer4EvaTrailers

4 жыл бұрын

But if we all know he's slazo why his he hiding his face?

Now I'm no seasoned slammer dweller but you'd think the guy who had that many blades would have used them more effectively in a real life jail situation.

One thing that always fascinated me is when its not a melee weapon in prison. Sometimes it can be literal spitfire from coffee creamer, throwing boiling water mixed with a candy bar, or even projectiles like zip guns and even a prison crossbow. The ingenuity of using simple items is sad but genius when youre in a place like prison

7:57 “And I think this would be extremely effective if you managed to wrap it around a fellow inmate’s cucumber” Even the most evil prisoners wouldn’t do something as inhuman as that

@Unkle_Genny

3 жыл бұрын

Idk, you ever hear about the things they’d do to eachother in Green Dolphin Street Prison?

@viperz_slays7278

3 жыл бұрын

@@Unkle_Genny nice jojo reference

@despacitobruh4026

3 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey dahmer would deffo have done that

@tangytim6699

2 жыл бұрын

@@Unkle_Genny fuck I hate weebs so goddamn much

@ditotron9560

2 жыл бұрын

@@tangytim6699 weebs more like I commit war crimes

"We haven't locked up Sweden" Me: HEY WAIT A MINUTE

@kevinboyle3104

4 жыл бұрын

Flower Swag when?

@LintaS_

4 жыл бұрын

Im svedis

@JDMOON55555

3 жыл бұрын

Jodishere

@andyvie5332

3 жыл бұрын

Who are you?

@raphaeljacobmendoza9893

3 жыл бұрын

@@andyvie5332 i saw a comment saying that this JOD acc. was hacked so idk.

I looked it up and prison alcohol is actually a real way to get drunk surprisingly. Who knew. That being said it's easy to get sick said several medical websites, so it's not advised.

@xploration1437

Жыл бұрын

Almost everyone knows that.

@MrTuneslol

8 ай бұрын

of course it is?! Who doesn't know that already? lmao

Prison weapons are always interesting for how creative inmates can get

0:36 Ok.... **Cries in Swedish in my IKEA bedroom**

Wait he was actually serious in his last video

@nepotisphallus8839

3 жыл бұрын

Can you explain the reference? I'm clueless

@dolphinducks7522

3 жыл бұрын

Nepotis phallus search up “can I make a spoon using only a spoon” and skip to 3:14

You need a much thinner piece of gum wrapper to make a lighter. Taper it slightly in the center, but not too much, otherwise it burns too quickly and you lose connection. If it's made right it should spark a flame in just a few seconds and then burn the paper long enough to light a prison joint smuggled in under a COs ball sack.

i am actually trying not to watch your vids and go to sleep but i cant

@jaytarot5000

4 жыл бұрын

Literally same it's 5:30am here and I've got work at 10

@NotMe-jm2vd

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@twisted3288

3 жыл бұрын

lol same i’m like binge watching all his videos

I'm so glad I got into one of the few prisons where I can watch KZread. Thank you for helping me get dangerously intoxicated to the point that I actually needed to go to medical.

@krystalthegreat

Жыл бұрын

why did u try them tho

thank you this helped me a lot, need more guides like this

4:03 to test the quality they'll actually put a small flame on it for a couple seconds, if it can keep that flame then that's how you know it's good

*"What's even more sad, we haven't locked up Sweden"* You sir, have acquired the alliance of Finns. 😂

@henkkahenrik4183

4 жыл бұрын

40two perkele. 😂

@OfficialSektis

4 жыл бұрын

Jumalauta suomalaisia

@Emi3162

4 жыл бұрын

*Denmark has joined the channel* "Did you say lock up sweden?"

@Kelle0804

2 жыл бұрын

Yeh, we ownd you, in like 1400-1700

I can just imagine how the kids felt when they saw a grown man sitting there cutting oranges

@hooper5586

2 жыл бұрын

As a kid I hope he did it as a joke

@sdafkjwkop

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing out of the ordinary for Australia tbh

@DUKE_of_RAMBLE

2 жыл бұрын

Or how the other parents felt seeing a grown man sitting there cutting oranges with a *fucking bread knife...* 😂 Combine that, plus what you said, AND that he was filming it all... And it's a small wonder that he _wasn't_ filming it from a cell! haha (edit: damn you autocorrect!)

You should hold the battery in one hand with two fingers, then it wont discharge into you/burn you as much. That's the way I've always seen it done in movies and such. You're supposed to pinch the aluminum gum wrapper a bit in the middle according to the picture. You just left it flat, and I think they might use a bigger piece of the wrapper as well. It definitely works if you do it right. It works by overloading the thin metal, just like steel wool.

Thing is that the razor blade whip would probably be a more effective weapon if you instead got a longer stick and put the razors along the sides on the end, like an Aztec Macuahuitl.

Why do you remove the skin of the orangea like that

@Victoria-hp6sf

4 жыл бұрын

why dont you

@anonymousstout4759

4 жыл бұрын

Wait you don't?

@kaydenspressurewashing

4 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousstout4759 wait hold up, what skin?

@zcurridor_q_r_td680

4 жыл бұрын

I thought ppl ate the peel tf?

@LeaksHater

4 жыл бұрын

@@Victoria-hp6sf OP say "like that", so it ment that maker of the video removed the skin in some other way than normal, not that OP doesnt remove the skin.

In Sweden you're probably better off getting locked up in prison than trying to find an apartment. Some people are in line for 10+ years, I'm on my second year now...

@Ididathing

5 жыл бұрын

yeh dam i have heard it is bad didnt realise it was that hard.

@EzFoMeh

4 жыл бұрын

Pvt. Duckling in line for what

@StupidStuff62

4 жыл бұрын

EzFoMeh he means he has been in line for getting an apartment for two years.

@myckeli

4 жыл бұрын

I have a friend in stockholm who was signed up by her parents when she was born, she has 27 years and still can’t find anything good there ..

@veganmocha

4 жыл бұрын

myckeli holy shit

There's another prison activity you can try - build a water heater from a pair of blades and brew an abnormally strong tea, the chifir, using it.

As a winemaker, I can say this is how you make fair dinkum grog.

Funnily enough, guards do razor checks in jail and you need to turn them in unscathed. Some people will take bits of foil from snack bags and replace the blade with it. They snap the razor back together and it doesn't look too suspicious. Other things people will do are curl construction paper into an extremely compact cone (for art supplies, but are still super pointy), or take the metal brad out of buttons and straighten them, then sharpen them depending on the use (shiv, embossing on cups, tattoo equipment, circuit bridging for starting small fires, etc). Considering work orders don't go to fruition unless there's a medical emergency, and clothes are stolen all the time, a good way to sew clothing is necessary (hence the button brads). I personally just used rationed soap as chalk for DnD games and milk powder to make candy for people who didn't have money for commissary. Thanks for the videos and some good laughs, I look forward to watching more of your content.

@ataphelicopter5734

2 жыл бұрын

Huh, can I ask what you’re in for, if that’s not too personal a question?

@idrinkmilk282

Жыл бұрын

@@ataphelicopter5734 can you not see past tense when you see it?

@atlas_19

Жыл бұрын

DnD games and candy? I wouldn't think inmates would be that kind of people.

@EC-dz4bq

Жыл бұрын

@@atlas_19 Human?

@lemolea9571

Жыл бұрын

@@EC-dz4bq lol, yeah. That guy obviously watches way too many movies and tv, thinks every criminal is like a buff robot

I also rang up 2kilos of carrots instead of prime steak. But I also stabbed the store manager...

Would love to see more of this kind of prison tips if I ever end up in the slammer

i'm having a drink while watching this and the bird noises at 1:20 tripped me out, for a second i thought "what strange pigeon flew into my house cuz it doesn't sound like any pigeons here" 😂

I actually have tried "hooch" in jail. Both with and without bread. Some people claim it doesn't work without bread, but it did and also is wine instead of beer technically.

@BLANKONTOP

2 жыл бұрын

Does it actually get you drunk?

@danielpavlides3753

2 жыл бұрын

@@BLANKONTOP yeah. Some people would make garbage bags full of it. Itd take weeks, and the rotting fruit attracts flying bugs but it wasnt too annoying. For most it was worth not being sober for a few hours

@TheLsund

2 жыл бұрын

@@BLANKONTOP yeah it gets you drunk and doesn't taste awful, but my god is the hangover brutal

@gorganfredman5363

2 жыл бұрын

I don't understand why they don't make it from just sugar, water and yeast. it only takes a couple of weeks to ferment, almost doesn't have any smell and taste

@josephisadorebaldez8403

2 жыл бұрын

@@gorganfredman5363 because they have better access to fruit and bread than large quantities of raw sugar and yeast

Thanks. I asked for this. Now I can commit crimes without worrying about prison life.

@panicatthedisconnect

5 жыл бұрын

You know what the worst thing about prison is? The dementors.

Binge watching and liking all of your videos. Love that sense of humor 🤣

fun fact about your prison alcohol. Among the drinking alcohol ethanol you also have some methanol in there. Methanol is known to cause permanent blindness or in severe cases death. Usually you get ridd of it by destillation but thats not really possible in a prison i assume.

Finally man. Remember how I was arrested for homicide after using the camera stabilizer? Now I can finally bust out of this joint and find you.

@Ididathing

5 жыл бұрын

i have always got your back

Insanity is repeating the same 9:16action, and expecting a different outcome

@linkedwinters

2 жыл бұрын

We've known he was insane for a while.

If you put the shoelace in the alcohol and light the shoelace, you can make a Molotov cocktail.

Cutting the gum wrapper with the whip was the FUNNIEST thing ever! OMG! It was genius!

On one hand youve got the chaotic good of prison and on the other youve got chaotic evil.

I'm happy I found this channel. I canned myself when he said "makes it more exciting!" after slowly lowering his glass xD

I did the battery one a lot as a kid, it works great if you cut it into an hourglass shape

@rpg_packer5744

Жыл бұрын

When i watched that one i got anxiaty because ive tried it before and the battery exploded

I love how he just casually tells us how to steal from a supermarket at the start of the video. I can’t believe i didn't think of this method earlier tbh

very nice video but i dont think you know how to snap. Edit: Thanks for the reddit gold!.. wait

@FirstNameLastName-il8ev

4 жыл бұрын

Who needs snapping when you got a giant razor rope on a stick

@raxo4009

4 жыл бұрын

@@FirstNameLastName-il8ev true.

@juliusgustafsson5270

4 жыл бұрын

ya like jazz?

@kadenmullins5036

4 жыл бұрын

raxo luffy pfp

@raiden6607

4 жыл бұрын

I have nigga

To the people worried about the razor... At least he knows its dangerous. The prison alcohol is so much more dangerous. Great video tho

@MouseGoat

4 жыл бұрын

yeah lol everyone is like "oh no the razors" were im like: did he just drink rotten food with no worries? Like making drinkable alcohol, its basically trying to make a poison just weak enough that it wont kill you. that is what alcohol is.

@Enderplays12

4 жыл бұрын

He did mention about a chance to get botulism.

@wetnoodle3451

4 жыл бұрын

Why buy alcohol when you can wait a week and get pruno that can kill you

@arata571

4 жыл бұрын

The alcohol is a lot worse. The LD50(the dose at which 50% of subjects die) is only 1 microgram.

@afox5319

4 жыл бұрын

@@MouseGoat Methanol is whats killing you, not ethanol/alcohol btw

Ring of Fire in the background for the 3rd tip was a nice touch. Sweet accoustic.

7:12 "I'm gonna be testing it on this cucumber, which I put in a vice, which is actually a very common scenario in prisons." I understood the meaning of this right away and I am still cracking up 😂😂😂😂😂😂🥒🥒🥒

Thank you so much for thw tips! Now I'm the boss around here, my prision mates won't be messing with me and they give me their food.

@AsthmaBreather

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

in prison we took staples out of magazines and put them on each side of the battery and touched the tips together causing the tips to glow red so you can light whatever you're smoking. also rip off some card board from a book to put over your fingers to avoid getting burnt. you learn the weirdest stuff in there

“Follow the rules of society so you can have a happy life” Society’s rules: don’t make weapons Him: makes weapons

I did a thing: "Do your cell mates have the runs due to your magic fermented liquid?" I did a thing's solution: *Let's make a RAZOR WHIP*

Who knew watching someone put razor blades over someones cucumber would be so entertaining.

the soccer mum thing is kind of scarily accurate

My favourite prison life hack is the VERY "SAFE" one where you get a plug, strip the end off of it, plug it into a wall and drop the stripped end into some water to boil it and definitely not make it completely undrinkable in the process.

You were on the right track, rather than cutting a z formation, cut it so its concave on both sides. It still channels it through an area of more resistance, but it doesn't weaken it to the point that it just fizzles out.

Lmfao! The “hoochie mama” joked killed me!

Love the Folsom Prison Blues instrumental at the end

I always though the best prison life hack was the soap on a rope. I hear it cuts down on some very awkward situations.

@Ididathing

5 жыл бұрын

or a bouncy soap ball

did he just folow up on a joke from a year ago

@Coprionix

3 жыл бұрын

whot?

@cheezy5588

3 жыл бұрын

Coprion the irony

@Coprionix

3 жыл бұрын

@@cheezy5588 XD

A razor whip also makes a great Christmas present. I gave one to my nephew and he loves it! So far we've only had 3 ER visits.

thank you soo much i am watching this is prison right now and these hacks help me sooo much!

And with this video I’ve watched almost all of your videos in one night, unintentionally. It is 5 am, I’m sleepy, this concludes the annual accidental binge.

*"And i think this will be extremely effective if you manage to wrap it around a fellow inmate's cucumber"* 😂Lmfao

3:17 NAH JIT CRACKED ME UP

Thank you this is very helpful