Watch me torture more cats in part 1: kzread.info/dash/bejne/epeHqcZmZcq4m9Y.html

@blujelly1256

3 жыл бұрын

I did a thing hi

@heisenberg1726

3 жыл бұрын

daddy

@albertm8896

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@areaperleviathanthatcantal8588

3 жыл бұрын

E

@Lithedie

3 жыл бұрын

I did a thing yes torture them

The best defense is offense: throw tuna into your neighbours' yards and the cats will go to their yards

@possessedmisty9661

3 жыл бұрын

Love it love everything about it u are a madlad

@numbermaster-nx2ru

3 жыл бұрын

holy moly

@dmitriyt.5847

3 жыл бұрын

Confuse the enemy

@cinnieboi7756

3 жыл бұрын

Chaotic neutral

@rehanmollick6953

3 жыл бұрын

:O i know this is ironic but ur actually a genius omfg i would do that 100% thx for telling me i am definetly writting this down! this is way too smart u IQ must be 1000

I love how he's treating those cats to several gourmet meals and high quality drugs and expects them to want to leave his house.

@steelingcable6350

3 жыл бұрын

they'll probably freak the fuck out tbh.

@Username-1939t9

3 жыл бұрын

actual crack house but for cats. all he needs now is psychedelic mushrooms

@briceheath9552

3 жыл бұрын

@@Username-1939t9 that's horrible lmao

@Ididathing

3 жыл бұрын

Its all part of my plan to get the whole neighborhood hooked on my supply

@sontang5621

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ididathing 2 minutes ago lol

"It's not their fault. They're just doing what they were born to do: murder everything." That killed me

@casedistorted

Жыл бұрын

Never was there a truer statement. I’ve watched an pet cat outside at night literally torture a baby bird that fell out of its nest in a bush. Brought the baby bird inside to nurse it but he was in and out of consciousness all night and was dead by morning. I was so angry at that cat cuz it didn’t even try to eat it, just wanted to hurt it.

@eldradulthran6482

Жыл бұрын

@@casedistorted Wild dogs often do similar things in packs, using animals that they don't intend on killing as practice. It's just that cats are somewhat more efficient at this in the Australian environment.

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

@MaeLSTRoM1997

Жыл бұрын

so not only did the cats murder billions of small wildlife they also murdered you :(

@austinwilliams3369

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t know Americans and cats were so similar!

as someone who knows a thing or two about trapping cats, first mistake is not covering the trap with a towel/blanket. the cat knowing theyre in a trap and not just a small hole makes them REALLY freak out, most ferals get violent but not batshit like that

@theRbell3000

6 ай бұрын

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Not all tutorials mention this aspect of trapping cats!

@nicholascharles9625

3 ай бұрын

So crocodile rules where you cover the eyes to get the to not thrash around?

@benayers8622

3 ай бұрын

any reason so many of them had no tail??

@highoninfinity

3 ай бұрын

@@benayers8622 could be a lot of different things but i have a friend who's cat used to be a stray and had her tail chopped off by a lawn mower :( so something similar could be the cause, or if they're owned by someone maybe they had their tails docked for some reason

@Justcarlosdiaz

Ай бұрын

​@@benayers8622 cats live hard ass lives

Leave the child out for the nights and train him to hunt Cats

@DonnieX6

3 жыл бұрын

sorry, but I think you mean the little monkey?

@pixelgameinghunpixelgamein4491

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@v257to

3 жыл бұрын

He is a paid actor

@caleblewis8169

3 жыл бұрын

@@DonnieX6 who was eaten

@gran4404

3 жыл бұрын

Child? Ohhh, you mean the trained monkey. Easy mistake to make, don't beat yourself up

When cats get drugged it’s considered funny, but when I get drugs it’s “illegal” and I get “jail time.”

@ahzayah9026

3 жыл бұрын

and i "have to get out of the wallmart"

@theprogrammer32

3 жыл бұрын

upvoted for calcium

@aididzaquan7766

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Kyle-gw6qp

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahzayah9026 don't forget the classic "you can't be naked around children"

@aididzaquan7766

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pKF9rJathbrZXaw.html This is definitely not a rick roll. I swear. 😅

The callback to the ant in the pocket with the ant on the receipt had me in tears

Can’t believe I just watched 20 minutes of this. His narration is what keeps you

@TheDennys21

6 ай бұрын

Also the cats, cat videos are what YT was made for.

Has too many cats. "What if I give them food" Even more cats come. "Ok, so what if I just give them drugs instead??"

@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica

3 жыл бұрын

Its not thoughtout very well

@mlgsans6085

3 жыл бұрын

@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica yeah but he did a thing

@sunlimited268

3 жыл бұрын

cats:yo mah boys check out these things! these are lit!

@rahulr1305

3 жыл бұрын

Next step: hookers and blackjack

@DudeRandom

3 жыл бұрын

I love how all this just makes perfect sense

Next video: *Giving homeless people weed on my porch so they dont steal my trash.*

@Campones

3 жыл бұрын

But when you do it they’ll just say “Oi mate tf is this at least bring me the good stuff”

@sluvvr

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@aididzaquan7766

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't he already make a video about homeless people

@Ididathing

3 жыл бұрын

My brother would just take it

@PIZZAloverNUMBERS

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ididathing ez strat

"Tune in next week where i introduce wolves to my cat problem" spoken like a true Australian

Go to your local coffee shop, give them a bucket and they will, usually, fill it with coffee grounds. When you get it home, sprinkle it liberally around your property and over the fence and it should stop them as they don't like the smell and it fertilises the soil and make the insect wildlife work twice as fast.

@SilverDragonJay

3 ай бұрын

I like the implication that you can just walk into a coffee shop, wordlessly hand the barista a bucket and they just instinctually know what to do with it.

im pretty sure he was more high than the cats while making this...

@Ididathing

3 жыл бұрын

you got me

@MajorMarlon

3 жыл бұрын

You get better every upload

@Otzkar

3 жыл бұрын

I was more high than the cats watching this

@mr.shepherdspie7958

3 жыл бұрын

Probably

@thesmoviemaker21

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ididathing Like AvocadoHusky said, but dip Tampons into the rue, lavender and pennyroyal, Coleus canina, lemon thyme, or just dip them into your coffee.Then shoot them out of your Tampon gun at night like a hunter to give a the cats some chemical warfare.Maybye try diping some airsfot bullets into the smell cats don't like (the same as above), and shoot them out of an airsoft gun.

Did this man actually cut a glory hole in the fence of his family home for a 3 second gag...

@retrohipster994

3 жыл бұрын

Legend. Lol

@sigmoidbeast7712

3 жыл бұрын

What else would he do with the fence?

@EnsignLovell

3 жыл бұрын

Or he removed a plank and put one with a cut hole in it?

@HerrMisterTheo

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he cut the glory hole in the fence for another sort of gag if you catch my drift.

@TomsBackyardWorkshop

3 жыл бұрын

Your fence doesn't have a glory hole?

For the fences you need to line the entire top of the fence with a diagonal shield about a foot to two feet long. Cats won’t jump over it. It would have to go over your neighbors yard. Or a chicken wire around the entire perimeter of the fence with post sticking out so the cats won’t have a stable foundation to walk on and won’t come into your yard. Look up cat fencing!

Alright. Here's an idea. Build a Cat-A-Pult. You know where I'm going with this.

As the great Sun Tzu said... "If you cannot defeat your enemies, get them high as shit so they can't fight you" ~Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@MrFram

3 жыл бұрын

Laughs in British

@ilovemyorange5989

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, i remeber that cuz my sensei told me to read sun tzu the art of war.

@Jooshyb

3 жыл бұрын

Technoblade never dies

@td9250

3 жыл бұрын

Actually the British did this to the Chinese.

@dylanwatkins978

3 жыл бұрын

Laughs in *opium war*

Just put an Emu in your yard. Every cat and the Australian government will be too afraid to bother you.

@sayadiyeojhenries.815

3 жыл бұрын

@Anirban Chakrabarti really?

@beastbeast5105

3 жыл бұрын

@@sayadiyeojhenries.815 not really but I mean who is gonna make the emu pay I know not me

@CostaClicks

3 жыл бұрын

Try a cassowary instead

@willp4918

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe it. I was literally coming to write “get a cassowary”

@michaelw6103

3 жыл бұрын

yes please

The level of attention to continuity of the reciept having an ant on it from putting an ant in your pocket at the start is impressive.

@Derek_Wyld

6 ай бұрын

I was happy that ant made a comeback lmao

We went from stopping cats, to breaking into a CIA base

Cover your entire yard in the disco senser lights, make no place even walkable without a spontaneous party starting

@deadjuicebox8072

3 жыл бұрын

Cover your yard with CATapults

@RTDAVIDgamer

3 жыл бұрын

Or just cover the whole gound in catnip

@hylbertvonmayhem6562

3 жыл бұрын

*Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 intensifies*

I was called a monster for spraying cats so I drugged then instead

@sluvvr

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@alexandergorman3037

3 жыл бұрын

you what ! Don’t do that it causes the cats pain

@mzflighter6905

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexandergorman3037 Congrats. It is not right to cause the cats pain, but it is to allow them to kill all the wild animals? Are you fucking insane?

@Ididathing

3 жыл бұрын

At least the cats cant complain

@olischio

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ididathing hey

"Not only they can dodge laser sensors like cat woman but they can read the Chinese manual instructions for the cage" made me laugh hard af 16:50

19:31 THIS IS MY BUNNINGS! I LIVE NEAR THIS!!! THIS IS THE CLOSEST BUNNINGS NEAR ME AND YOU PUT IT IN YOUR VIDEO!!! BRO IM SO HAPPY EVEN THO IT’S JUST MY LOCAL BUNNINGS!!!

"This white girl seems pretty hesitant to enter the cage, and rightfully so, after seeing what I do in my yard"

@davyjones2994

3 жыл бұрын

The Butcher MTB I’ve got the same problem

@TheCatIsAMonster

3 жыл бұрын

Dark

@lordrathut

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheCatIsAMonster How? It doesn't necessarily imply something awful happening.

@soli2295

3 жыл бұрын

Conner Confidential it’s the way he says it.

*lists off animals found in his yard* *shows a human child* “Unfortunately they have all been *eaten* “

@dawae9920

3 жыл бұрын

Haha so cute right

@Blade-wk2bu

3 жыл бұрын

Da wae Plumber 2 *C U T E*

@williamstensen5586

3 жыл бұрын

human child? but the man said monkey

@anarchist4040

3 жыл бұрын

Human child? Thats a monkey wdym

@Jeff-rm9vw

3 жыл бұрын

F

Doing a high-tech Trap Neuter and Release quest of epic scale with a local animal shelter would be ….epic

"Why do all these cats keep coming back?" Proceeds to feed them all 🤣

alright, so, cats HATE the smell of oranges. make your backyard smell like oranges. they also hate when stuff sticks to their feet. try scattering tape with the sticky side up!

@Ididathing

3 жыл бұрын

My yard already smells of limes. So im not hopeful of that

@dytran

3 жыл бұрын

I did a thing oof

@grimsgrim607

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ididathing do the sticky thing then or you could just 360 noscope them from the top of your roof

@knightskyllic

3 жыл бұрын

@@grimsgrim607 pls do not 360 noscope the cat

@mullberrymouse5038

3 жыл бұрын

@@knightskyllic i think you mean please do*

In the cat community : Cat 1 : Hey have you heard about the new escape room that was built at thet guys house? Cat 2 : Yeah Ive went there last week! Cat 3 : Every night has new escape rooms! So freaking exciting!

@Ididathing

3 жыл бұрын

ahahaha i need to start charging

@grasshoo

3 жыл бұрын

I did a thing lol

@Vari2682

3 жыл бұрын

The cat version of the crack addict at the gas station

I really enjoy this guys sense of humor

the difference between whether cats are okay or need to be removed is whether or not they're being kept indoors, away from the damn wildlife. all cats should be kept indoors. there should be no outdoor cats. I will not take any questions on this nor brook any argument. Anyway, the best tip I have would be perhaps using some kind of scent-based deterrent that's a bit less friendly than dog piss? but that could also hurt things like lizards. I've been using korean pepper flakes bought really cheaply from the asian grocery to keep possums out of the strawberries and cats away from my birdfeeder. but that could be harmful to insects/reptiles, so i don't know if that'd do what you want it to. EDIT: yeah youll need a stronger cage. damn. but if it's traumatic being caught in the little cage, maybe they'll finally steer clear of your yard. really, feral cat problems won't end until people **stop letting their cats outside.** but you could also trap the cats, have them spayed/neutered, and then let them go again. That way they occupy the territories so new cats don't move in, they stay out of your yard, AND they don't reproduce.

Different approach: Get an emu in your yard, or put meth down istead of catnip. Or combine both and give the meth to the emu...

@TheoGoesYoutube

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@Seagull_Stole_My_Phone_Films

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I tried this and my dog is on the roof and is running around what do do I do wtf

@hossam9053

3 жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear cat is now flying and shooting piss lasers

@jkdoesthings6999

3 жыл бұрын

Soemthings wrong I can feel it

@funnyfella8198

3 жыл бұрын

Already combined them, didn't work, any other suggestions?

The saying goes, “if you can’t beat em, pull an Opioid war on em.”

@jackofclubs6229

3 жыл бұрын

FantomOmega indeed

@primberrysoup8770

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I cannot stop laughing at this and it is not helping my chest infection 😅🤣🤣🤣

@jackofclubs6229

3 жыл бұрын

Primberry Soup hope you’re feeling better

@tmacz32imo

3 жыл бұрын

Smells like speculative liberation to me

@thenameless6790

3 жыл бұрын

Britain 100

Love the requiem for a dream reference, really set the mood

people say cats dont care about their owners, but mine keeps coming back to lay in bed with me even though I toss and turn like mad. She constantly has to move around because of how much I move yet she still settles back down and goes to sleep.

Let me give you some advice mano o mano. I've delt with millions of straycats. You should disguise yourself as one of the cats and join them. You would naturally become their cat-leader, and then you could just tell them to stop entering your garden. Works every time.

@Ididathing

3 жыл бұрын

gonna try it now

@efeerbas2709

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ididathing watching him for a year now, he is probably going to really try it

@johnvencentsulit

3 жыл бұрын

Day 1: One of the cat, the black one, is very hesitant to greet the new guy- it smells im not one of them, Hopefully it will not over to a conclusion that I will be discovered.

@ashtonhoover5651

3 жыл бұрын

Get the whole family to do it. This will allow the stray cats to think you instantly have dominance over them. Or you can do street fighting with cats. Either way works

@Feed_

3 жыл бұрын

Cat mob boss

1. Order cat meat from overseas 2. train the cats to crave flesh of their own kind 3. Release the wendigo cats amongst the populace

@Crygear

3 жыл бұрын

NO THE ABUSE OF CATS IN 2020 IS TOO MUCH

@finnduggan4422

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crygear Shut the abuse of our wildlife is too much

@tastyscavenger

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crygear Ok how about he declares his yard a dingo reserve? It isn't abuse if the cats are wandering around in the wild and just happen to get eaten by 30 or so debarked dingos. The cat owners get to be sub-humans that let their pets roam wild while destroying the natural ecosystem, while our loveable content creator gets all the Australian wildlife he can handle!

@UnintendedSheep

3 жыл бұрын

@@tastyscavenger damn chill, let him have his opinion..

@jamest6097

3 жыл бұрын

GEEZ MAN XD

I love how youtube offers me your video about flamthrower as next one.

giving the homeless man coke to stop them from stealing my pets

Build a catapult with bait and launch the cats out of your yard They land on their feet so they will be fine

@Ididathing

3 жыл бұрын

I like that

@jacobrodriguez4669

3 жыл бұрын

I did a thing I expect a part two with a catapult

@LordMurv

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobrodriguez4669 pretty sure that would be part 4 at this point

@Pyrox645

3 жыл бұрын

A trebuchet would be more effective

@randomslayer9018

3 жыл бұрын

Dont you mean a CATapult hahaha....ill see myself out

Imagine that kid growing up, and then realizing he is actually famous

@mobilegameshortz3324

3 жыл бұрын

Its like the baby on the nivana album

@joncrabb5926

3 жыл бұрын

He won’t ever get to he was eaten by the fat cats😔

@cerberus8462

3 жыл бұрын

sure....

@axbyvolch7488

3 жыл бұрын

@@cerberus8462 r/woooosh

@trawa0825

3 жыл бұрын

axby volch shut up

Loved the Requiem for a Dream homage, well done

I have an *indoor* cat as a pet. She keeps my mom's anxiety-ridden dog company when we're not home. They curl up next to each other and it's very cute. Anyways the reason I didn't get another dog is dogs tend to be very #clingy. I'm happy to leave my cat alone in front of the window where she watches birds but can not kill birds. I don't understand why people have indoor/outdoor cats personally - anything that goes outside brings in ticks, and there's a lot of cat owners who don't give their cats medicine so they get worms and fleas and crap. I live in a rural area so we got coyotes and fast trucks, but it's a problem in the suburbs with intact cats and no predators. Not as big a problem as in Australia or Hawaii though.

You need more catnip, like a lot of catnip where you'll have like a sandbox full of catnip, then they would be forced to crawl though knee high catnip and they'll get extremely stoned. there's no avoiding that, it's the equivalent of being force fed weed brownies until you pass out.

@evilash47

3 жыл бұрын

Ok satan

@bananasstuff3344

3 жыл бұрын

dear god where do you get all that catnip from?

@cumcrip7582

3 жыл бұрын

It's more like a giant hot box made with only dabs

@TheRealDescartes

3 жыл бұрын

Or you can just squirt a couple drops of LSD into that tuna Add some flashing lights too if you really want to fuck with em

@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica

3 жыл бұрын

@@evilash47 I thought you were evil Ash, whats getting you?

PSA: Don't actually high five your pet ants

@theofficialbarackobama1269

3 жыл бұрын

Damn. You should’ve told me earlier...

@youtubedislikebutton2926

3 жыл бұрын

Can i eat them alive

@chimmy1161

3 жыл бұрын

skylord 323 yes I do it all the time very delicious and nutritious:)

"This is just a receipt. with an ant on it" might be one of the funniest things I've heard in my life.

i love how he's a crazy aussie and still good with little kids

Angry cat lady: don't hurt the cats! Cat eating a live animal: "Yeah, give us more drugs and disco lights".

@nathanielreed5265

3 жыл бұрын

The cat lady probably hurts her cats with stuffing 50 cats in each corner of the house.

@sevencakes7125

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanielreed5265 Then let's hope her house has 50 corners

@Mooneymanjason

3 жыл бұрын

@@sevencakes7125 thats still 50 cats in each corner though, you've only made the problem bigger

@user-xr8ju9mq1p

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mooneymanjason hopefully she has 100 rooms with 4 corners in each of those rooms

@Mooneymanjason

3 жыл бұрын

​@@user-xr8ju9mq1p there are now 20,000 cats, lets hope she hired a big team of feeders

heres a small list of ideas to get the cats out of your garden - improve on the tunnel idea by making it do a full 180 turn leaving the cats confused and out of the garden - small rakes the cats can step on like sideshow bob - introduce cacti to the garden - have a sensor that alerts you of movement, and when it gets triggered yell at the cats via tin can and string

@bluwolf7185

3 жыл бұрын

this is 100 times better than all the JuSt ShOoT tHe CaTs comments

@apol2263

3 жыл бұрын

Yoo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I like the 180 one

@michaelosborn6812

3 жыл бұрын

Lame buy a flamethrower

@imakemynamelongsoicantsayi4141

3 жыл бұрын

@armia krajova your cat must be modded, my base model cat hates it when i feed it cacti

@mpuneoligarchie1252

3 жыл бұрын

Just call the China restaurant and get free food

So glad I found this channel lol 😆

The ant on the receipt is a hell of a nice touch. Bravo daw

“One minute, they’re entertaining you by playing with a stupid toy, and the next they’re roaming the night, committing genocide.”

@joememester2311

3 жыл бұрын

Adam Sanders kinda sounds like hitler except he entertains you with paintings and the genocide has day cycle turned on

@gabrielrosari4431

3 жыл бұрын

That happen to me tho I fed them food bc they're cute then next week all the chick of my chickens are gone

@zjg1

3 жыл бұрын

Adam Sanders that is what he said...

@mickvonbornemann3824

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielrosari4431 Well there’s a lesson there about acting out of ignorance. Always try to be informed on whatever subject you want to get involved in. Means research before taking actions. That’s why militaries have intelligence depts & they do reconnaissance before entering an area they’re not familiar with or not up to date on.

Next episode: Using claymores to defend my yard from cats

@ad-rd9ud

3 жыл бұрын

I think he already did that with the water sprayer and movement detection cams.

@floriankrus

3 жыл бұрын

xDD

@datpoptart6330

3 жыл бұрын

The sword orrrr explosive?

@mr.neodymuim

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds pretty cool

@oceanpheonix1006

3 жыл бұрын

@@datpoptart6330 I think he talking about the explosive it would be damn near impossible to hit a cat with a claymore sword that things huge and hard to swing

I heard people using oranges to repel cats. Apparently they hate citrus, which makes me wonder if theres any plants that cats just straight up hate

"I've seen them jump this six-foot fence" Fence: isn't even at this guy nipple height are all Australians giants?

@aleksin92

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he just has tiny feets?

@purplecheats3231

3 жыл бұрын

Unless he is gru from despicable me, he was over exaggerating.

@cdnsydmc

3 жыл бұрын

no it’s actually six feet into the ground cause australia is upside down

@whatever7390

3 жыл бұрын

Naw he just has some of his own australium stashed & well hidden. So far.

@SadLithium

3 жыл бұрын

I think his garden is higher up then the neighbour’s

"My house is a cage, My car is a cage, the whole society is a cage" has the same energy as "corporations are a platypus, The governments a platypus" from Phineas and Ferb

@catnerdadrian7601

3 жыл бұрын

Your teacher is a platypus

@owenbarnes7186

3 жыл бұрын

My parents are a platypus

@liamhutfles4113

3 жыл бұрын

@@catnerdadrian7601 my teacher is an antelope

@masterghost9883

3 жыл бұрын

Someone made a lofi out of that part of phineas

@bromomento5913

3 жыл бұрын

Is your Nicolas cage?

The sad thing was I was kinda expecting to see a child in the trap, but child in cage is probably not a good look for KZread

If I saw a strange cat in my fenced yard I went after it while pulling a Maori war face and cry. They stopped coming back. Apparently crazy humans are not their cup of tea.

My mom: What are you watching? Me: An aussie explaining why cats are hot, then giving them cat-cocaine.

@Ididathing

3 жыл бұрын

Did she come watch?

@beans1612

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ididathing how can someone not respond?! The legand replied I would be honoured

@razaqadeanova3255

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect title never exis-

@karlmartin9446

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ididathing Yes

@elana4006

3 жыл бұрын

@@beans1612 Sometimes KZread doesn't tell you :(

"6 foot fence" I did a thing is 10 foot tall apparently

@timidb

3 жыл бұрын

He is

@jonathanclark7444

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing

@EveryDayStuff

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like the fence is taller from the neighbors garden , maybe his garden is a little higher than his neighbors

@supportsyndrom2244

3 жыл бұрын

he is referring to magpie foots

@Ididathing

3 жыл бұрын

i may have slightly exaggerated

Put some cat narcotics into their meal and pick them up the next day, put them into a box and drive them away , faaaaar away ;D

DEAD AT 6:05, #KITTY GLORY & THE MUSIC FROM REQUIEM - WORK! HILARIOUS

I wish someone would give me drugs in exchange for not eating birds.

@neviolodingdong264

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that would be good but are you sure that you won't eat you're neighbor Ara again?

@sethdrak3

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something ozzy Osborne would say 😂

@hotscottrulz

3 жыл бұрын

Have you... have you already eaten birds???

@xav.640

3 жыл бұрын

@@hotscottrulz well, a chicken is similar to it 😉

@101mi7

3 жыл бұрын

Than be a furry

Left Brain: well we could just stop putting food Right brain: *n a h, D r u g s*

@lordshrimpramen5589

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh that’s wrong, Right Brain would say that we should give them drugs

@TheEldestSoulDrinker

3 жыл бұрын

The right brain controls the left side of the body and the left brain controls the right side of the body

@lettuce6590

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheEldestSoulDrinker I forgot which was which so I guessed

@szayella

3 жыл бұрын

Marijuana isn’t a drug

@axelaguirre5014

3 жыл бұрын

@@szayella Dude even cofee is a drug

I hope Catnip: Egress to Oblivion was part of your research; one of my favorite old school KZread vids.

I think You just need to connect all the stuff - noise, water, dog/coyote piss, higher fences topped with 45 degree angle nets, leaving only small holes for reptiles. The traps need to be covered and as it seems you have the tech for it to come with the alarm so You can secure them right after they are sprung. Secure Your trash and feed birds on inacessible platforms.

*"He's abusing cats"* The innocent animals that did nothing to deserve death: *Funny*

@bokadam2851

3 жыл бұрын

Gyro is that you

@v_raptor2218

3 жыл бұрын

@@bokadam2851 holy fuck iit bannana doppio

@joaooliveira3748

3 жыл бұрын

Fall off your horse

@degiguess

3 жыл бұрын

the cats that are just trying to find food so they can survive: *Funny*

@blackriverjack4722

3 жыл бұрын

food

"it looks almost like a land mine, but, unfortunately, is not."

@alihashem1071

3 жыл бұрын

hi

@alihashem1071

3 жыл бұрын

want friend?

@AMoistEggroll

3 жыл бұрын

Airsoft landmines

@Daka02

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately

@redstaria963

3 жыл бұрын

@@AMoistEggroll A I R S O F T

The cucumber thing only works if you actually scare them. It's like with mannequins. They don't necessarily scary you but if they suddenly pop up behind you they may do. xD Btw. Until I saw the tube you build I was like:"didn't I see that already?" Yeah, I did on release actually but today it popped up on my frontpage as "unseen"... Why KZread, why?

“Now let’s move on to the next product and it looks like a landmine but unfortunately is not”

I’ve caught many cats for relocation in cages like that. I’ve never had any of the cats manage to break out. Australian cats must be stronger than their American counterparts

@nathanielreed5265

3 жыл бұрын

American cats are chubby and weak from the hundreds of pounds of shitty fried cat food the average American gives a day.

@spacegrass6632

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanielreed5265 this

@sphiinxwish

3 жыл бұрын

I think they're just too fat lol especially with the free drugs and tuna

@monkeybarrel525

3 жыл бұрын

Australia is a harsh place for most animals, but cats thrive here! I've seen stray cats the size of a bull terrier! they peel up your roof and live in them

@sphiinxwish

3 жыл бұрын

@@monkeybarrel525 Yeesh, good thing I don't live there.

*gives them food to get rid of them* “Okay maybe this was a bad idea” *gives them drugs instead*

@MrRudeboey

3 жыл бұрын

so imagine beign a cat and some one offers u free drugs hell yeah

@K_c_B

3 жыл бұрын

Yea he seems to really like having the cats around because he spends alot of time "trying to get rid of them" I think they actually just give him something to do and that's Y he feeds them almost every time

@vittocrazi

3 жыл бұрын

next he will be offering massages

Best video ❤Brilliant humor! I feel like I need to call the hazmat team to clean your fridge!😂😂😂

13:12 Bro became the mark rober of cats 😂😂😂😂😂

Plot twist: the camera never failed he just killed the cats

@bendover-lo6df

3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully

@TheRavageFang

3 жыл бұрын

What do you think that steak 19:47 was made of? :)

@assasinsquidkyk742

3 жыл бұрын

@@bendover-lo6df You need braincells just like him

@bendover-lo6df

3 жыл бұрын

@@assasinsquidkyk742 im going to kill more cats now

@lc_god711lc7

3 жыл бұрын

As the cameraman i can say this is not true and any ex cameramen saying this may need to be reminded of certain OATHS they may have taken

"little monkeys" Shows his son* "Native animals" Shows his son yet again*

@user-vu2yb1gy4l

3 жыл бұрын

It is not his son, I think it is his little brother

@iXore

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-vu2yb1gy4l oh okay my bad, i dont pry to privacy so i wouldn't know that

@waktak7093

3 жыл бұрын

P oof

@MythAMVS

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's his nephew or something

@slayerdylk

3 жыл бұрын

@@iXore you dont have to pry to privacy if it was something he said in one of his videos... Are you actually being passive aggressive? Or am i reading your comment in the wrong way?

can nip doesnt make the cats high - it induces a state of hornyness and all the dopamine that comes with it.

😅 You failed the wellness check when you pointed it at ATF face lol. He smelled to see if it had been fired lately 🤣🤣🤣

The only thing we learned from this video, is that I did a thing has a shitty game cam.

@warumdaaarum

3 жыл бұрын

Charles Goehring and that cats are sexy

Make a tunnel that ends in the same place where it started. Maybe they will get confused and give up

@putyourgrasseson3014

3 жыл бұрын

Thats actually a pretty good idea.

@diegoestrada8485

3 жыл бұрын

diradosveta best idea lol

@Ididathing

3 жыл бұрын

I like this. I need a worm hole

@jonathanclark7444

3 жыл бұрын

I did a thing not sure about that one I don’t think cats could fit in a worm hole, nor would care about eating a worm.

@circa134

3 жыл бұрын

Make the tunnel tunnel lead yo a giant catnip filled deadend

As an aussie i can confirm nothing scares the cats

Board up the fence and put up some spikes on top. Here there are spikes to prevent cats from sitting in front of windows from the outside, they're not sharp enough to pierce them but they're far from comfortable.

This makes me believe my cat is walking to Australia just to get some catnip, cause mine is pure black, pretty chubby, and has a nub tail

@chlorine--17

3 жыл бұрын

why would your cat be walking to Australia? Did it get out of the house

@laidlawlevi

3 жыл бұрын

Is the nub tail genetic or something? I thought it was a war wound...

@lordpumpkin1374

3 жыл бұрын

@@laidlawlevi there are species of cats with small tail like this, manx cat i believe? google it

@breademon3892

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordpumpkin1374 yes, there are about two cat breeds that have a nub tail genetically, the Manx and Japanese Bobtail.

@nyancat7423

3 жыл бұрын

@@chlorine--17 *woooosh*

Now, get the neighbours high to stop them from sending cats.

@blue.dt2000

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Samone818

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@internetduck1114

3 жыл бұрын

Getting my dad high to stop him from playing too much videogames

@GritsnBeans

3 жыл бұрын

High folks love playing with cats.

@e.normhiscock2982

3 жыл бұрын

@@internetduck1114 get good at your dads game of choice and ruthlessly crush him in it, show him you're the alpha and he will find another hobby.

Lmao the requiem music was perfect

I like how the tunnel with the catnip worked best and he scrapped it

Just send a letter to your neighbours: "Your cats keep eating my birds. On an unrelated note, I have taken up hunting."

@magmaticoverlord9062

3 жыл бұрын

The cats aren't owned by anyone.

@Taizunx

3 жыл бұрын

Read up on "Australias war on cats". Stray cats have been categorized as an invasive species in Australia.

Honestly the best luck my family had was planting some lavender near the entrances to our yard. Cats don’t like the smell. I think things like rue, pennyroyal and lemon thyme work as well.

@peterzingler6221

3 жыл бұрын

We placed an electric grid on the place they snuck through. Problem solved

@canofbacon3078

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterzingler6221 damnnn 😅

@ah.neat.408

3 жыл бұрын

@Rory Tyler It is somewhat toxic, but I think the cats are smart enough to not eat something they hate the smell of.

@dogegamer6681

3 жыл бұрын

Best thing to do is making land mines. Cats have never been back since.

@maxim6088

3 жыл бұрын

my cat sleeps outside next to a lavender bush... also my oldest cat is the reason for why I have no more invasive cats, as he is a little warrior, and chases away every other cat (but sometimes he is not there, and personally I don't care about different cats in my yard, as I have no wildlife there, and the only desirable living thing in my yard are the bees, which the cats don't attack anyway)

Growing up, we had a neighborhood tomcat pissing on our front door. A motion sensor activated an electronic valve connected to a pressurized quarter circle impact sprinkler head with rapid return. I dont know if the cat got eaten or run over but i like to believe that the home defense sprinkler system beat the cat.

I've never seen any animal break out of the backside of a havahart trap, let alone a cat. What a unit!

Start a rumor that *someone in the neighborhood is poisoning people's pets* , so they should keep their animals inside. 1) it scares them into compliance 2) minimal effort 3) no one is actually harming the animals, so the only guilt is the psychological trauma you have inflicted on your neighbours, which they kind of deserve since they aren't keeping their cats inside like they should

@icywolf6892

3 жыл бұрын

I’m new but they might be stray cats

@StroalOutdoors

3 жыл бұрын

The vast majority of these cats are strays. It's a huge problem

@reptilekeepers.7848

3 жыл бұрын

Well I do own cats of myself but I understand what they do I feed them and they don't go far but these ones out in Australia just bad so I'd say I'm get like a swimming pool and put it above the gate with that motion sensor they aren't coming back after that ;)

@e.normhiscock2982

3 жыл бұрын

@@reptilekeepers.7848 or just use a motion sensor that makes a fake dog bark and go ballistic.

@davidj3841

3 жыл бұрын

Keeping cats outside is normal

A lot of these comments are either "that's animal abuse" or "just kill the cat." The duality of man.

@lolzyking656

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm of the opinion just keep killing the cats, they aren't native to Australia.

@realrebelli0n

2 жыл бұрын

@@lolzyking656 It's very likely that your family isn't native to Australia either.

@lolzyking656

2 жыл бұрын

@@realrebelli0n Oh correct, I don't live there at all, it was a mistake to send the prisoners to that giant death island.

@Milan-db3uy

2 жыл бұрын

I'm trying to find but hardly saw any animal abuse comments though.

@GraveUypo

2 жыл бұрын

@@lolzyking656 i agree.

I turn my living room into a fort, and pull a string around like a snake, to play with my cat too! I got news for you buddy, all your doing is entertaining those cats and giving them something to do every night! XD

The requiem for a dream sequence killed me 💀

I loved the "Requiem for a Dream" drug-dealing montage, you even kept the exact same sound effects. Beautiful work as always.

@Ididathing

3 жыл бұрын

thanks mate. was very fun to make

@iZetto1

3 жыл бұрын

Kore ga Requiem da

@ArashiKageTaro

Жыл бұрын

I feel sorry for anyone who has NOT seen that masterpiece of filmmaking!!!

Next episode: "building a claymore roomba that smells like tuna"

@cocainecowboy_

3 жыл бұрын

tuna boomba

@MrStone125

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I'd be cool with that, wild cats are a plague

@jarvalicious4908

3 жыл бұрын

Kerchew TUNA BOOMA!

@dogesanic819

3 жыл бұрын

nono, building a taser claymore roomba that screams autistically when it sees cats (ft. michael reeves)

@pietromeroni2023

3 жыл бұрын

Or just replace the sensor with the water spray with a shotgun triggered with the sensor :)

don't you have a ping pong ball canon

We need part two