He has done it again! Should Zack just stop? I hope everyone is doing well and remember if you liked this video give it a Like and Subscribe to the channel. And sharing the video is always a great help. Cheers Legends!

@derlich09

29 күн бұрын

Zack lost everything with BvS

@aarala

29 күн бұрын

Zack needs to at least stop writing. I'd like to see a comparison with other directors who've dropped off. The Wachowskis come to mind.

@tahnadana5435

29 күн бұрын

if zack was making a movie with val kilmer in the 90s, his face would've been burnt by now

@Recon777x

29 күн бұрын

Thing is, Seven Samurais _in space_ has already been done too. Battle Beyond the Stars was one I saw on TV as a kid when it first came out many decades ago. It's campy as hell. It has a spaceship with boobs! And it's still better than this tripe.

@ericsoto4064

29 күн бұрын

Maybe he should move on to doing short films instead or get a writer to help him out. But I couldn’t care less if he decides to stop due to massively failing and losing all his money trying to make movies. I don’t have to watch his future films either if he keeps making them just so none of my money is spent on garbage.

The sad thing is, he thinks that these movies are master pieces. He is convinced that he is pushing the boundaries of cinematography.

@RobotHead

29 күн бұрын

It hurts to hear 😅👍

@markusfreund6961

29 күн бұрын

To me, the real sad part is that his sort couldn't act on their delusions of grandeur without literal armies of enablers on all rungs of society.

@arman_1024

29 күн бұрын

He and his cult fans are the most pretentious people on the planet.

@blahmcblahface3965

29 күн бұрын

Most Netflix movies look this bad....why? 🤔 Is it lighting? They all look like cheap tv shows

@defeliceleek1078

29 күн бұрын

I think ZACK want overtop the room😂

Plot sounds like Pixar’s ‘A Bugs Life’ where the ants had to harvest the grain before Hoper arrives!

@ramert32

29 күн бұрын

Which itself is derivative of Seven Samurai, a way better film

@tyrannozilla

29 күн бұрын

@@ramert32 Bug's Life was still a good film on its own, though. Hopper made that film great.

@Jeartozer

28 күн бұрын

I was just thinking this, especially with the presentation of the banner(s) by a child artist(s)

@spiderjeranimo4992

28 күн бұрын

except insted of the villain being grasshoppers, its a human. "Give me your food or i get the insecticide."

@r3dr4te963

14 күн бұрын

And Hopper actually smart and have logical reason to keep bullying the ants

Snyder - OK, now scream. Action! Actor - AAaaaaaaaa! Snyder - Cut. Scream in slow motion. Action! Actor - A A a a a a a a a a a a a !

We don't even cut wheat by hand now so in a sci fi future with robots, floating platforms and space travel they can't find an easier way to collect wheat

@Flippokid

29 күн бұрын

It was explained.

@Alexanderrr3r

29 күн бұрын

@@Flippokid Out of curiosity - what was the explanation?

@maelstrom2313

29 күн бұрын

​@@Flippokid The smart villagers were all sent to astronaut camp?

@mrskullduggery2247

29 күн бұрын

@@maelstrom2313 yeah but they still had floating platforms so even if they made them then taken away wouldn't there be someone who created something better before being taken away

@ThisFinalHandle

29 күн бұрын

@@Flippokid Was it space Amish? I bet it was space Amish.

So Snyder's ultimate goal was to make a big budget rip off of A Bugs Life but with even less convincing CGI lol

@rhyslightning3037

28 күн бұрын

Whats sad about that is the characters in a bugs life are supposed to look abit cartoony. Whats Snyders excuse

@user-qx8jo3ed9u

22 күн бұрын

A Bug's Life has a ladybug undergoing an arc of accepting his femininity. Snyder wishes he can write arcs this good.

what really annoyed me about that royal murder scene is that she kills all the armed guards and then just leaves. Instead of you know, killing the actual murderers with that high powered energy weapon she has. they only have knives Imagine all the lives that would have been saved and all the trouble she would have avoided if she had cut the head of the snake right there

@DonVigaDeFierro

27 күн бұрын

>Kills a literal child. >Refuses to kill the villain. >Kills a bunch of random soldiers on her way out. What did Zack mean by this?

@tappydani9378

19 күн бұрын

@@DonVigaDeFierroprobably wanted to communicate ”I am actually inept and all my cred comes from nepotism“

A Bugs Life told this story better. Lol

@tyrannozilla

29 күн бұрын

Hopper, alone, elevated that film compared to this.

@sprinkle61

29 күн бұрын

Battle Beyond the Stars told the EXACT same story better, AND actually had several good reasons that our heroes could win against the space nazis, in that the recruited warriors had a combination of technologies and tools that would give the town a fighting chance. (hand weapons, very fast trench building technology, each hero had their own unique fighting spaceship and unique scifi racial abilities)

@spiderjeranimo4992

28 күн бұрын

@@sprinkle61 "They made that in a cave, with a literal box of scraps!" - Snyder in private.

@Bmc661

27 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 beat me to it, I just comment that 😊

What's even worse about the farming scene is that in part 1, Noble offered to pay for the grain 3x its worth and give them farming equipment that would help the farmers till the fields and harvest their grain faster. But the village elder said that they preferred to work with their hands 'cause they were closer to the earth, or something. But hover beds are allowed to bring the wheat in from the fields I guess.

@GBDupree

28 күн бұрын

Also when faced with extinction for not bringing in enough grain, surely you can use better tech just this once, right? He just doomed his people because he wouldn't accept help for just 1 harvest. Like you can go back to your old ways after you prevented your deaths!

@Kabodanki

28 күн бұрын

Your little activist writer thought it sounded better in its head

@Vantud391

27 күн бұрын

Those villagers are really stupid and the movie should have end with them being wiped out.😂

@calebwood1663

20 күн бұрын

@@KabodankiYou mean “progressive”?

"I imagine it's going to be really hard for a handful of Space Amish farmers who've barely had any time to train and prepare their defenses to fend off an entire army of Space Socialists with superior numbers and weaponry..." "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

@handroids1981

29 күн бұрын

Nah, it'll be fine. The interstellar, space national socialists are running their ships on coal. The eventual heat death of the universe will happen first.

@elperrodelautumo7511

29 күн бұрын

They really do resemble space Soviets

@ryanbarker5217

29 күн бұрын

oh, really?!

@NefariousKoel

29 күн бұрын

Yep, "space nazi" isn't what I thought when seeing those uniforms. Looked more like Space Soviets with their cold war era Soviet style uniforms. Although, if that was the case then the farmers would be shot and the rest sent to die in working in a gulag while the farm was collectivized (i.e. taken by the govt). Yeah, checks out.

@robertdouble559

29 күн бұрын

I hear you have 2 piece of shit movies for me? Well yes sir, I do!

I, an avid movie lover and sci-fi superfan could not get through 20 minutes of even the first rebel moon film.

@yetanotheryoutuber4271

29 күн бұрын

Same

@sethfg

28 күн бұрын

This movie gave me an appreciation for Disney Star Wars. At least I like the character design. The space ships and battles sorta feel like Star Wars and look pretty good. Here the color palette and weird flat light just look awful. The slow motion is unbearable. Is it to pad the run time? There is so much the movie would be a third shorter without it. I made it maybe 10min. My mother turned it on when I was at her house. Luckily I was just about to leave anyway. Shit I just realized it was the first one. I guess it doesn’t make much difference.

@brianluisi7616

28 күн бұрын

Diddo

Everyone: Rebel Moon is just Seven Samurai in space. Battle Beyond the Stars: Tsk! I was Seven Samurai in space before it was cool. 😒

@franohmsford7548

29 күн бұрын

BBtS at least had a space battle in its Space Opera!

@sprinkle61

29 күн бұрын

@@franohmsford7548 BBtS did this exact story and plot SO MUCH BETTER, I can only conclude that Zack Snyder has never seen BBtS, because if he had, he could have just stolen like all the elements from that much better B movie. Why not have the recruited heroes have enough small arms to equip the town ? Why not have the recruited heroes have tech that can just build defensive trenches quickly ? and of course, why not have spaceship VS spaceship, in your space opera ? This worked so much better in BBtS, because each hero had their own cool 'x-wing fighter' style spaceship, and they were all different sizes and had different weapon systems, so even if the space nazis had more ships, the hero ships were clearly better, and had a kind of 'diversity is our strength' thing going, where they could deux ex machina some cool shit to turn the tide, where here there is literally no way they should ever win, or even have a chance for a fair fight, since there is no reason for the bad guys to even land their forces near the town, since they don't even need the grain at all !

@robertdouble559

29 күн бұрын

@@sprinkle61 Oh...I think he's seen it. He's the exact age and demographic to have seen it at the drive-in when it came out. Just like me. But richer. And more of a c@nt.

@Kekoapono

27 күн бұрын

There was also a sci-fi interpretation of the story made in 2004 as a single season limited series anime called "Samurai 7." Also much better than Rebel Moon. Snyder capitalized on the idea of "What if it was Seven Samurai, but with too much slow motion and it was bad?" Jeez, I mean even Pocahontas/Dances with Wolves in Space "Avatar" was better than Rebel Moon.

@DonVigaDeFierro

27 күн бұрын

​@@KekoaponoHonestly, what's with Hollywood filmmakers thinking that their expensive pet projects are high cinema?

SO MUCH ANGERY SCREAMING!!! THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW ZACK DIRECTS EMOTION IN HIS SHITE MOVIES!

What about that tense, action packed, 30 minute harvesting scene? Citizen Kane level movie making.

One of the most hilarious things for me with the farming scenes was no matter what generous explanations we might be able to conjure up to explain why tech is missing or not used in various ways there is absolutely no way of excusing the levitating cart still being pulled by a fucking horse.

I know why we can't go the speed of light, or fold space. It's because WE DON'T USE COAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Star Wars visual design language: familiar and used, but futuristic. Rebel Moon: Literally any period costume/prop/set that was lying around the art department.

I feel bad for Roger Corman. If he had been born 40 years later he would have helmed the dc universe.

@crankfastle8138

27 күн бұрын

Right but his movies would have been so much cheaper and yet still just as good. Man made films on a $50 budget. His fantastic 4 movie is genius.

I'm so glad that I don't have to watch garbage and be unhappy but instead watch hilarious reviews of said garbage, and laugh! Thanks RH! I got a lot of crap for liking "Sucker Punch," but these 2 abortions make "Sucker Punch" practically Oscar worthy!!! Thanks again!! 😀

@criticalcommenter

29 күн бұрын

Watch it. You won't be unhappy. You'll laugh more than you have in a long time.

@the-trustees

29 күн бұрын

​@@criticalcommenterI'm not sure I could look at the non-binary man-girl for more than 15 seconds without wanting to enucleate myself. 😵

When I was 12, my friends and I wanted to film a Star Wars parody. Initially, we considered starting with the same opening as in 'A New Hope,' but then cutting to shots of coal workers from the Titanic after showing a huge Star Destroyer. At the time, we thought about how stupid that would be...

Love the coal powered spaceships, from the Planet Howdareyou in the Thunburg system.

His best films are scripts that OTHER people wrote. I'm about bored out of my mind with his style. The man is a living rerun.

@quintusaquila34

28 күн бұрын

No joke! Dawn of the Dead was written by James Gunn (lol), 300 and Watchmen are like near word for word/page for page adaptations of their respective graphic novels (Frank Miller and Alan Moore), even Man of Steel was written by Goyer and Nolan. The more creative control Snyder has the worse his movies have gotten.

The moment Zac Snider turned on Geeks and gamers I thought he was a total looser... I was actually right for once!

@elperrodelautumo7511

29 күн бұрын

No kidding. He turned on the fandom

6 rebel moon movies? - not sure whether to laugh of cry, so I'll do both: 🤣😂😅😪😭😪😅😂🤣😂😅😪😭

@MonkeySpanner498

28 күн бұрын

I hope not. I'd prefer 2 'trilogies'. Aren't they all the rage ? 😁

At this point I'm convinced that Zack and Netflix execs stealing money from company.

@robertdouble559

29 күн бұрын

Tax write offs. Maybe they all LOVE snorting rail after rail of blow togther.

@BizznessBox

28 күн бұрын

Either that or it’s a front for international money laundering.

@user-in2cs1vp6o

28 күн бұрын

​@BizznessBox Bro Snyder is damn washed out its disgusting. He did the terrible "sit around the campfire and everyone give direct exposition about their background" shtick back in suicide squad and he got universally DOGGED for that movie. He has ZERO self awareness. Truly failing upward

At least Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen movies are so bad that it's funny, Snyder after Watchmen has made movies so bad that isn't not even funny, and the Rebel Moon garbo may just be the worst movies ever made.

@dosomestuff1949

29 күн бұрын

Bruh, rebel moon is so bad it’s good. The slow mo farming had me rolling🤣🤣

@williampoole1742

27 күн бұрын

Imagine if Tommy and Neil were in this or directed it 🤣 then it might be watchable

@crankfastle8138

27 күн бұрын

​@@williampoole1742You're tearing me apart, Scargiver!

@konnorfoxworth9632

8 күн бұрын

Battlefield Earth was also a garbage movie that at least entertained us at a comical level…if you are talking about John Travolta playing evil space lord Jonathan Davis of Korn.

The first one was legitimately one of the worst films I've ever seen. And his responses to criticism are mental. I think his best film is 300, and he has a great eye for cinematography. But he's a one-trick, and clearly can't write.

I heard the scene about the banners and was struck by a "what could have been". What if each person in the village is given a personalized banner. Perhaps they receive one when they are old enough to begin helping with the harvest. It's a sign of adulthood. We could see all the villagers display their own banners in their houses, even our main girl. Banners are kept by a villager until they die, when it is burned with their body. This could have been a moment of the villagers accepting the warriors not as hired guards, but as members of the village. But instead, it's just nothing.

@hanimated1574

13 күн бұрын

I know that’s what I was thinking. But why bother with story when you have archetypes? There just as fleshed out, right?

Rebel moon part 3 - the fart sniffer

@crazyralph6386

29 күн бұрын

This garbage is a trilogy??? Good Lord, what a train wreck

@falxblade1352

21 күн бұрын

Its gonna be a hexology​@@crazyralph6386

The guy from "Amastad" has played the guy from "Amastad" in every movie since "Amastad".

@crazyralph6386

29 күн бұрын

No kidding. If “token” had a picture in the dictionary, he’d be the guy 😂

@rohandasgupta8758

29 күн бұрын

facts

@BiggieTrismegistus

19 күн бұрын

Who?

@rohandasgupta8758

19 күн бұрын

@@BiggieTrismegistus djimon honsou

This movie reminds me of atrocities like Battlefield Earth or Jupiter Ascending.

@bjornskivids

29 күн бұрын

Battlefield Earth at least had the unintentional comedy going for it. It was so bad it was awesome.

@councilofkarens729

29 күн бұрын

I disagree. Those two films were hilarious. This is just dire.

@rhyslightning3037

29 күн бұрын

@@bjornskivids yh atleast with battlefield earth you had overacting John Travolta keeping you entertained

@LukeLovesRose

29 күн бұрын

@@rhyslightning3037 Good point

@tyrannozilla

29 күн бұрын

At least Jupiter Ascending had some ambition, Also, Mila Kunis, which is always a plus in my book.

Just another example of Hollywood relegating Djimon Hounsou to roles he's too talented for.

Coal fusion. 😅

@alienalchemist

29 күн бұрын

How dafuq they achieved space travel with coal? Unless the coal is actually Dark Matter.

@gringott12

29 күн бұрын

Zac stole that idea from 1930s flash gordon. Very lame.

@paulgibbon5991

29 күн бұрын

@@alienalchemist It's possible, it's just incredibly weight-inefficient.

@doublep1980

28 күн бұрын

@@alienalchemist According to Snyder, the big head thing that Korra put the explosives on, is a ''space god'' that the Empire enslaved and is powering the ship. ......and they feed it with coal. How does this shit even work?! I have no idea.... I'm not making this up btw. that's on the off. FanWiki site. ( Yes, there's a Rebel Moon FanWiki!)

@LincolnGTX

28 күн бұрын

It's space coal, much more caloric value than common one 😂

"Princess Slayer"! Noice!

Imagine screwing up big time at work and telling the customer "well you'd better get used to it 'cause there plenty more to come"

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

28 күн бұрын

And then imagine having the audacity to be offended when that same audience goes “nah, we’ve got better things to do with our time”

@crankfastle8138

27 күн бұрын

A barista just pisses in a cup. The manager tells him to make 5 more. Or something like that

Weird how Hollywood has tons of movies about the Austrian painter, but none about Mao, Stalin, etc.

@jellygoo

29 күн бұрын

*Austrian painter

@theelder4797

29 күн бұрын

@@jellygoo 👍

@HansKlopek

29 күн бұрын

What's the connection between communism and the people who founded and run Hollywood...

@ThisFinalHandle

29 күн бұрын

Hollywood has tons of Brett Whiteley movies?

@HansKlopek

29 күн бұрын

Learn who founded and runs Hollywood. Then notice.

Someone really should tell Zack he sucks as a film maker. But given he's like every other narcissistic person in the film industry, he never looks at social media or even any reviews from critics apparently. So I assume, much like Darth Kennedy LucasNerf, he is surrounded by yes people who prop up his ridiculous ego so he'll always expect positive reactions to his hot garbage; and would most likely reject any critism as hate, like they all do these days.

It surprises me so many people think that Kora is called the Scargiver because of the scar Noble got in part two, but she was already known as the Scargiver in part one. It's of course never explained where the name came from, but it's not a new nickname.

@dosomestuff1949

29 күн бұрын

“It was never explained” well that certainly explains why both the movies are a load of shit

@paulgibbon5991

29 күн бұрын

And wouldn't that nickname mean she's not a very good soldier, if so many of the people she fights survive to show off their scars?

@geelwashandje131

29 күн бұрын

@@paulgibbon5991 Why would that make her a bad soldier? You think a soldier is only successful if he/she kills every opponent he/she encounters? Maybe the scars she gave to her opponents were the scars of missing limbs. Or they are metaphorical scars, because she ends more relationships than Taylor Swift.

@Six_Gorillion

29 күн бұрын

@@paulgibbon5991 In reality it is more useful tactically to wound enemy combatants and have the other side need to evacuate and hospitalize them rather than killing them. Better yet, if they are maimed and can never return to battle again. That's a huge drain on enemy resources. Having to support a cripple that's unfit for duty.

Take your shots against ole Joss Whedon, but when he had very little capital to convey a big sci fi battle, there was only screaming in the background. His character: "we are just too damn pretty for God to let us die" (paraphrased). Firefly and other older TV shows were masterpieces because they made so much out of so little.

Hot Garbage is too good of a description for this show..

@Raycheetah

29 күн бұрын

Tepid garbage.='[.]'=

"Laughably Stupid" the tag line for Rebel Moon AND Zach Snyder.

They didn’t need the grain anymore because his entire army was slaughtered so there was no one left to feed!!🤣🤣🤣

The grain extends life. The grain expands consciousness. The grain is vital to space travel. That guy from Dune.

I laughed my ass off the whole time at how bad it was. How completely serious it took itself. Imagining how anyone involved with making the movie could look at the finished product with pride. Hilarious!

Modern movies illustrate the degradation of human mind.

@rhyslightning3037

28 күн бұрын

Its amazing how most film makers today have taken the Michael Bay approach to film making….. and people think its good film making 🤦‍♂️

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

28 күн бұрын

I disagree. I think the fact that they’re bombing shows that audience still demand good entertainment.

That king reminds me of horrible histories, is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand. 😂

Zack Snyder once again brings us Style over Substance

@ryanbarker5217

29 күн бұрын

the style is old and stale, too. as the audience has grown, he's somehow regressed.

@sprinkle61

29 күн бұрын

Not just style over substance, but basically no substance at all, and the styles are just a random mishmash of better things, a little Tarzan, a little Pride and Prejudice, a little a bugs life, a little Battle Beyond the Stars, a little nazis, a little Little house on the Prairie, even a little of the home scene from 300

@robertdouble559

29 күн бұрын

There's no style. It's a crap attempt at recyling tacky imagery from 1970s and early 1980s "Adult" comics like Metal Hurlant and Epic Unlimited. Badly. Very badly.

@spiderjeranimo4992

28 күн бұрын

As wide as the ocean, as deep as a puddle.

@harrambou9468

28 күн бұрын

On a different note, here’s a hot take “Style over substance” almost perfectly describes Bladerunner 2049

So you're telling me that out of a whole planet that is potentially fertile for growing wheat, the evil empire concentrates on only one village, that somehow appears to be only producing place in the entire moon.

I forgot how terrible the androgynous one looked when they were doing the flag things 😂 cheers for that. I still can’t get over coal powered hyperdrive spaceships 😂😂

Zack Snyder is a 16 YO with a budget.

@RobotHead

28 күн бұрын

I'm amazed he is a middle aged man with a family 👍

@user-zw5yx8pw6u

20 күн бұрын

Doesn’t that insult 16 year olds? A 5 year old more like.

Man you putting in clips of the Magnificent Seven, makes Rebel Moon look even worse. I didn't think it was possible.

In school we had to write a creative writing 3 page story. A friend wrote 27 pages and said the whole thing was basically one big space battle…..with loads of explosions. Needless to say he was very surprised when he got a C. He learnt at 13 what Zach Snyder hasn’t in his entire career. Ironically I prefer his story to the story that got top marks….which was a drama piece about a guy killing his abusive mum. Not one explosion (not even a little one)

@crankfastle8138

27 күн бұрын

The way you finished that gave me Sam Rockwell vibes in seven psychopaths. "No shoot outs?!?!? No shoot outs?!?!?"

Can't belive how low stake, slow mo, drab, grain-infused BS this is.

I really wish some of these movie productions would stop doing the cliche of having gigantic moons and/or gas giants in close proximity to the planet they're on. Somebody needs to teach them about the Roche Limit.

@Chilicharger665

29 күн бұрын

Teach us. I've never heard of that.

@paulgibbon5991

29 күн бұрын

@@Chilicharger665 Essentially, if something orbits too close to another body (as defined by their masses), it gets torn apart by gravity varying too much across its surface. That's probably how Saturn got its rings, and it'll also happen to Phobos and Triton (the moons of Mars and Neptune) in several million years.

@michaelotoole1807

29 күн бұрын

thanks, I've just been knowledgenated.

@stevew8513

28 күн бұрын

@@Chilicharger665 Basically, a moon or large celestial body can't be that close to a planet, once it's within the planet's Roche Limit the gravitational tidal forces will break the moon up or pull it into the planet. Yes, I can see that a giant planet or series of moons looks cool floating in the sky in a sci-fi movie, but that's not how science works.

@crankfastle8138

27 күн бұрын

​@@stevew8513don't gas giants just absorb the other planet once the gravity starts to pull it in?

The fact that Disney preferred the current scripts they're going with over this really says a lot about how bad it really is.

Can anyone honestly say that Wild Wild West wasn’t a bunch of goofy fun?

@ThisFinalHandle

29 күн бұрын

I really like the rhythm in the wiggy wiggy wild wild west song...but in saying that, it instantly turns in to here comes the men in black in my head. Just bounce with it!

@dRoscoAZ

29 күн бұрын

I never liked it. Too campy and silly

@franohmsford7548

29 күн бұрын

The problem is that it was too goofy! Whilst not going all the way into Spoof territory. If Will and Kevin had calmed down a bit Wild Wild West could have been decent fun.

@tyrannozilla

29 күн бұрын

It was cheesy fun, at least. Kenneth Branagh, and his giant spider, saved it.

@doublep1980

28 күн бұрын

The politically incorrect banter between Will Smith & Kenneth Branagh was the highlight for me.

Parsecs is a measure of distance. Han is actually bragging about his abilities as a navigator ie. plotting a shorter route.

@eXpriest

28 күн бұрын

He was actually bullshitting an old man and a farm boy he guesses don't know any better, at least in the original script.

@crankfastle8138

27 күн бұрын

​@@eXpriestuntil they tried to justify it in the solo film. It was better when he was talking nonsense

@eXpriest

26 күн бұрын

@@crankfastle8138 Yes.

@billjacobs521

25 күн бұрын

Except that makes no sense; what, he went 13 parsecs in 12 parsecs? How is there a shorter route in space? But, it sounded cool, and it was plot-relevant, so it's no big deal.

@floydffrogfloydffrog7453

25 күн бұрын

​@@billjacobs521 Well you're not wrong. But think of it in terms of a navigator bragging about his skills. And for Han's boasting to have any weight you have to assume that the Kessel Run poses several navigational challenges ie. it isn't just a straight shot. It's a great bit of dialogue because in a single line it really helps establish Han's character in the viewer's mind. Unfortunately the audience had no understanding of the Kessel Run so most people when they heard it for the first time assumed that the writer didn't know what a parsec is, because they assume Han is boasting about how fast he can go. So maybe the line, memorable as it is, is not quite so great after all. As we eventually learn -- though not in the the movie -- the Kessel Run is normally a 20 parsec hyperspace route. Hyperspace travel requires a navigator to plot the route. If Han did what he claimed then he would indeed be a good navigator.

I love how all the villagers speak stunted English as though its their second language.

Ah yes organic wheat, the most valuable commodity in the spacefaring universe, that’s why our movie is set in Amish Space Ukraine

Everytime one of these dumpster fires is released I ask myself if anyone at Netflix read the script first? And did anyone at Netflix say "Coal powered spaceships is dumb as hell! And a galactic empire is desperate for grain from one small village?"

Lmao even WHEN everything goes to shit & not according to plan, the orchestra still plays the background music matching the action😭😭 Also, you should’ve added the big baddie saying “do it💅 kill her DO it”! His voice (I didn’t watch the movie just a clip) made me crack up it was so high😂

Don't forget that in addition to the +6-part series, Zack plans to have "Director cuts"of each episode.

The Magnificent/Seven Samurai in Space? I suppose to compare this to Battle Beyond the Stars would be a grave insult to Battle Beyond the Stars.

I think "Half a cycle 'round 'morrow" means they'll be halfway through the harvesting cycle by tomorrow. Meaning that by the time the cycle is halfway done, which seems to be that many weeks have passed since the harvest began, they'll have just two days left to finish the harvest. And once you take that into consideration, THAT'S EVEN WORSE! Two days to finish a harvest that's only halfway done! That's not how farming works!

So they traverse galaxies on coal drive. And they want grain. Will they grind it? Do they have a baker? Maybe one of the funny hat guys will do pancakes?

@mikestafford6900

29 күн бұрын

You forgot about thermal vision periscope sights for the single big gun on a spaceship needing to be hand-cranked to maneuver the barrels lol

@Six_Gorillion

29 күн бұрын

They need that organic, hand harvested, family owned grain for their famous spacenazi IPAs, which is the main export fueling their war economy.

@Six_Gorillion

29 күн бұрын

@@mikestafford6900 Analog just feels better man. You would know if you were into guns at all man.

@mikestafford6900

28 күн бұрын

@@Six_Gorillion lol a spaceship has to defend itself against any point in a sphere and you say analog feels better. You should ask to join the writers on Rebel Moon 3. With your Napoleonic mastery of artillery, you'd be an invaluablel consultant. You know, to keep things real. Unless you're just cranking one out and I missed the sarcasm

@BiggieTrismegistus

19 күн бұрын

​@@mikestafford6900You missed the sarcasm

Is it just the one village that has grain fields? Could the Empire not occupy a different part of the planet and harvest wheat there? How would one village even be able to feed their entire crew, let alone Empire? Nothing makes sense.

@axolotl1777

20 күн бұрын

That shit remind me of Star Wars when they need to find something in a planet and they just happen to land on the exact location it is.

😂😂😂😂 the intro alone 😂😂😂😂

That warrior scream they all did at the end was pure cringe.

I had to resist laughing at my friend's comment that the dinner scene and the banner stuff they made for the heroes, was on par with Guardians of the Galaxy where they let loose their dirty laundry before the final act.

Farmers in space..... Clarksons farm could have done this at a fraction of the cost and would have provideded 300× the entertainment. 😂

Around the table I kept thinking of "Miek wants to tell his story!"

I'm convinced Zac Snyder is your uncle and only making these movies to keep your channel in business!

The Wild Wild West was a great flick when i was a child. Wild West, 5th Element, Rush Hour, and M.I.B. shaped my childhood.

@Six_Gorillion

29 күн бұрын

didnt that movie have slama hayeks asscrack in it? I think it did. Robot head confirmed gay.

one plot hole everyone misses is the grain is supposed to feed a ship or more with probably few thousand people but its a small village worth of grain

Sofia with her teen face, body and voice - veteran-stormtrooper...🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Snyder, this is a really funny joke! 👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣💥

Our warriors have really nice teeth. If I didn't know better I'd think they're all Hollywood actors.

You actually bring up a very good point during that royal family assassination scene. If all the dignitaries just turned to her in silence and glared menacingly, it slowly would have become apparent she was the fall guy. But zack snyder cant help himself, so he has to write it in a way that is cartoonishly stupid where they suddenly are all screaming at the top of their lungs how she's a murderer. It's such a simple easy fix, but everything has to be over the top daytime soap opera levels of "drama". Zack snyder has no filter, he clearly has nobody on the writing/production crew that has the balls to speak up and say "no zack... that's stupid. Do this instead."

How ZS still gets work, I don't know. Think he may be in the same secret club as Kathleen Kennedy

Once more, we have a crappy movie for you to take apart of in front of our eyes. A day of happiness.

Bro you mentioned the hovering platform and thats hilarious all by itself but what makes it even more golden is the scene where the "Alien" horse is pulling the hovering platform!!!😂 This movie was a travesty.......

When the space age fully kicks in IRL, wheat will be one of the least wanted commodities. I get that it is a staple food but even now, we are looking for meteors that have vast amounts of resources, why does wheat matter?

3 days? Well... Venus' days last about 250 earth days. How long is a day in that planet?

I re-watched the first one twice, because I thought I missed something and was about to set up an appointment to get assessed for adult ADHD. From what I've seen of the second, I am pretty sure that's what having a stroke feels like.

Seven Samurai in space was done before as Battle Beyond the Stars.

It's weird, I thought he was crap all the way back with Dawn of the Dead. Looks like I was a little too early, but I was right. As far as I'm concerned, 300 was his only redemption.

The seventh samurai set in Outer space was already done by Roger Corman in battle beyond the stars back when I was in junior high I’m almost 60.

Why is it that when some of these directors makes a horrible movie they always say they want to make a whole movie franchise off of it. It shows how much their heads are so far up their asses they would rather pretend they have a good artistic vision rather than listen to people say they suck.

Don't you know? You never go "Full" Michael Bay.

It's not 'in space' but Samurai 7 is set in a feudal-technological world where swordsmanship is still on par with giant mechs. It also helps when one samurai is a tanky cyborg man.

When a person's delusion overwrites their confidence in world building, you'll end up getting a universe like Rebel Moon. A total disgrace to all the better talented world builders and lore masters who never got to share their ideas and creativity because Hollywood always had to greenlight this kind of unimaginative crap down our throats.

I just don't understand how these people continue to fleece the corporations into giving them millions of dollars to produce absolute tripe. Where is the accountability? Where is the due diligence? There isn't any!

I keep thinking about this movie. Not because it was good, but because I felt like this film wasted my time, pissed off the part of me that loves storytelling and movie making. I can't stop thinking about it, every time I think about that one scene with the orchestra, I feel.....depressed. Every scene has something wrong happening in it. This film was a fever dream that I can't forget about. Thanks Zach, you made a film that's so bad I can't stop thinking about how bad it is.

I laughed through most of part 2. Have to go now I only have 1/64th of a cycle around Mara to bring the laundry in.

snyder doesn't have a 'best of' list, he's got a 'least worst.'

@kingleech16

29 күн бұрын

Indeed. Even Dawn of the Dead falls apart in the third act.

"Rebel Moon" a.k.a. "People Screaming Wildly: The Movie."

The first one was so bad, I decided not to waste a couple of hours of my life on part 2.

Takes 3 days to harvest the wheat which basically amounts to nothing if we’re talking about feeding an armada but somehow worth spending millions of dollars and man hours to fight for and collect

Why does someone called "scargiver" give you a scar in a place you can easily hide it like your chest lol

@crankfastle8138

27 күн бұрын

But she had the name before he got the scar, no?

Honestly would have liked the movie better if it was just about General Titus. Djimon Hounsou is the only one worth a damn! Lol

@mattparsons2045

27 күн бұрын

This is what I've been saying. An imperial general who refuses orders to destroy a disobedient planet because he's come to care for the locals and eventually rebels with his men both is a bit more original than the 200th seven samurai remake and also armed soldiers with their own ships and munitions makes a lot more sense than training farmers to fight a world destroying army.

I would have loved to hear the screaming goats from love and thunder dubbed over the screams at 12.38