Zack snyder confused cold fusion with coal fusion, change my mind

@clogs4956

17 күн бұрын

This is my favourite explanation.

@davidanderson2357

17 күн бұрын

It's not just any coal, it's from the Coalsack Nebula.

@juliancate7089

15 күн бұрын

Considering that Zack Snyder is a complete moron, YOU have convinced ME.

@pdzombie1906

15 күн бұрын

Why would I need to change you rmind? You still make Snyder sound like an idiot...

@lucascoval828

12 күн бұрын

Considering he can't even give human-person answers as to why he made Batman kill, I believe that.

It’s pretty tricky getting coal to burn in space with no oxygen

@fernando749845

17 күн бұрын

Zack Snyder and Will Smith should make a sequel to Wild Wild West, the ultimate box office bomb! 😊

@Jadty

17 күн бұрын

Don’t ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next product.

@snekks7497

17 күн бұрын

In space, no one can hear you climate change.

@HowToChangeName

17 күн бұрын

Maybe the empire thrives from the monoxide, maybe thats also why they are all so stupid with tactics and military in general

@nadrewod999

17 күн бұрын

I mean, there's a lot of oxygen to burn in a spaceship... ...the problem is that all of the oxygen inside the spaceship is supposed to be used by the people living inside the spaceship, not by the coal boiler that's going to asphyxiate them all before they even leave a planet's orbit...

The fact that Zack honestly thinks that he can make a 6 film franchise out of this is laughable. I'm honestly shocked the sequel managed to get greenlit.

@chasehedges6775

17 күн бұрын

Zack Snyder is a meh director

@googleifyouseekayu

17 күн бұрын

i think all were shot at the same time.

@keithmichael112

17 күн бұрын

He had really only filmed two films worth, but he added so much slo-mo it ended up being six films

@ninatomamon5630

17 күн бұрын

wait... if snyder plans to make 6 movies then will he make a snyder cut for all of them? So the fact that he never had creative freedom ends up being a big lie because he had more opportunities than any director seen. 

@xenomorphqueenqueenalien6501

17 күн бұрын

He is like Dave Filoni countiue making movies after so many failures

Rey Palpatine: "I am the worst sci-fi Mary Sue ever!" Kora: "Hold my grain."

@xenomorphqueenqueenalien6501

17 күн бұрын

Add Ahoska to from likeable to another mary sue crosses her arms everytime

@nickjohnson7277

17 күн бұрын

😂

@maryjane-ez8db

17 күн бұрын

Kora: "hold my grain. we'll make a beer out of it, in the future episodes... eventually... in slow motion "

@ducminhduong9873

17 күн бұрын

Kora is not a Mary Sue, she literally (failed to) kill a child. The film writes her with so little self-awareness that she presented no character whatsoever; but she's pretty much just a shitty imperial who was betrayed and now parades her sins around as if she's the victim. It's not a bad premise for a bitter antihero, but Snyder has no idea how to write an actual wretched character, despite being so obsessed with edgy theatrics.

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Kora is an absolutely amazing character.

Let's see, who does our heroine kill in this movie? -A child -a team of non-combatant medics -a crew of unarmed 19th century laborers -an imprisoned god

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Just goes to show you how cool Kora is.

@Kyle-sr6jm

17 күн бұрын

Yes.

@nont18411

17 күн бұрын

So heroic. Totally not a war criminal.

@ieuanhunt552

17 күн бұрын

The thing is that could work. If she was written like Paul Atreides. A classic Hero's Journey character who becomes an absolute monster.

@bobert3335

17 күн бұрын

The war crimes are what make it deep, you wouldn't understand

"He who controls the -spice- coal, controls the universe!"

@georgeray1906

17 күн бұрын

I think you meant to say he who controls the grain, controls the universe since most of the film focused on grain.

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Exactly.

@Kopaka-ep7ug

17 күн бұрын

Lisan Al Gaib!!

@Gr1mm4

17 күн бұрын

@@georgeray1906 Bingo! I was typing it out when they were talking about the coal based space travel and subconsciously put coal instead lol

@r.c.8268

17 күн бұрын

@@georgeray1906 What an advanced idea, they turn grain into coal, to fuel their ships, a brilliant idea that I can't think of any problems they might have (ethanol)

Those coal guys were just “mining their own business” 😂

@Joecbg100

17 күн бұрын

then she just shot them, what a asshole

@sigmacademy

17 күн бұрын

Dune: DESERT POWER! Rebel Moon: Flour power?

@TheRealNormanBates

15 күн бұрын

@@sigmacademy "I said LUNCH not LAUNCH!"

Lets not forget that just in one day the villagers constructed a tunnel system that would have taken world war one engineers a month.

@exploatores

17 күн бұрын

yes, why bother with checking. how long time anything takes. if it exist something that are kind of the same.

@doublep1980

17 күн бұрын

They put the Vietcong to shame with those tunnels😅

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Exactly. It's an achievement in construction.

@Black_Sheep_0213

17 күн бұрын

WHILE also fully harvesting hundreds of acres of space wheat by hand and sickle, no less.

@HowToChangeName

17 күн бұрын

Im sure that kind of efficiency can be applied to the grain

The notion that they think defeating one dreadnought won't bring 34 more of them next week is my favorite part of the movie.

@dannyknightblade4592

17 күн бұрын

Yeah, Zack Snyder writes such incoherent stories it's as if he doesn't think about the consequences of his character's actions.

@sigmacademy

17 күн бұрын

First, no SOS was sent, and unless the MotherWorld KNEW exactly what happened and where it happened, it wouldn't know where to check where their missing ship was. That being said, I don't think the farmers can really hide a massive dreadnought wreck lying in their fields.

@sigmacademy

16 күн бұрын

Speaking of spoiled fields, exactly where are they going to harvest any food now? I'm guessing that wreck is gonna deny a rather large portion of their fields for next harvest?

@mattparsons2045

16 күн бұрын

Belisaris also knew Nobel had found Arthelais, and knew his general search area since he's the one that dispactched Nobel out ther in the first place. Even if the dont have some kind of lojack on their spaceships (it'd be dumb if they didn't but that hasn't stopped zack) they could probably retrace their steps easily enough. @@sigmacademy

They need to burn the Space Gods feet with coal to remind it who is the boss. 😂😂

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

17 күн бұрын

That honestly sounds metal af. Too bad Zach can’t make it happen

@criticalcommenter

17 күн бұрын

Best explanation I've heard

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Exactly. It's an amazing film.

@ryanbarker5217

17 күн бұрын

normally i don't 'like' comments that laugh at itself, but that would have been better. that suggests the whole body is there, and i don't want to know what hack snyder would film for the crotch area.

@kingleech16

17 күн бұрын

@@ryanbarker5217🤢🤮

I loved the part where Kora said "It's coalin' time", and she started coaling all over the place. Really spoke to me as a strong empowered woman.

@CornyBum

15 күн бұрын

As an ol' chunk of coal, I felt SEEN.

They're using no ordinary coals, they're using space coals.

@able34bravo37

17 күн бұрын

No space coal is that powerful...

@Kyle-sr6jm

17 күн бұрын

It isn't coal. It is foamed Nibblonian excrement.

@peterixxx

14 күн бұрын

Nah, the space god just likes his feet to feel warm.

@lucascoval828

12 күн бұрын

Idea could work in a better film set in a Universe that's along the lines of Treasure Planet. And not have Snyder involved.

The grain must flow. Whoever controls the grain controls the universe!

Critical Drinker and The Boys: "Do you seriously believe your own hype that much?" Zack Snyder: *"I AM THE HYPE!"*

@DerDuke

17 күн бұрын

Excellent DBZ Abridged reference

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

17 күн бұрын

Vegeta: K*LL HIM

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Zack Snyder is absolutely correct. These Open Bar fools wish they could understand his genius.

@Kyle-sr6jm

17 күн бұрын

Without Happy Meals, they will never comprehend.

@TheRealNormanBates

15 күн бұрын

Every rational person: "You really think this series of films is making you look good?" Zack Snyder: "Bitch I'm adorable!"

I cannot wait for the mega-director's cuts that will "explain everything properly" which is "in a completely different universe, as they are a completely different version". Anyone admitting they put out a sub-standard version on purpose deserves a chance to fail harder. Only by knowing the Lord of Edge will the cult of Snyder truly know it is over. If they create a cult around JJ we are all doomed.

@Shlogger

17 күн бұрын

that little ploy worked once or twice but for him to keep trying to pull that move at this point is just pathetic.

@ferrm1992

17 күн бұрын

That’s gonna be his excuse from now on for everything that doesn’t work out

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Exactly. It will make this perfect film even more perfect.

@davebyrd1394

17 күн бұрын

I can't get over the fact that's his go to excuse for everything that bombs when he makes a movie by himself. Oh don't like Sucker Punch watch the DC, oh don't like Watch Men watch DC, don't like BVS watch my DC, oh don't like my JLZS cut then watch my extended DC with things that won't matter since I'm out of the DCEU. I hope this guy disappears and comes back when he can actually make a movie worth 3-4hrs.

Rebel Moon is literally Star Wars vs Warhammer 40k fanfiction in a nutshell.

@brianmurphy6480

17 күн бұрын

Disney Star Wars + really, really BAD Warhammer 40k fanfiction written by a trans non-binary troglodyte from the point of view of a Shemale Custodes. 🤷‍♂️

@2012sonora

17 күн бұрын

But with none of the themes or interesting concepts included in any way

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

17 күн бұрын

@@2012sonora Or any of the interesting characters, factions, or stories

@joshdrasticmeasures

17 күн бұрын

Dune too

@filteredjc4653

17 күн бұрын

But without the existential dread, cosmic horror, universal themes, and fun

Hearing drinker describes Zack Snyder, Zack sounds like a human large language model

@fredmonroe6042

17 күн бұрын

There was an old Next Generation Star Trek story. In the future the Enterprise didn’t have an engine. The ship moved around because an alien creature lived in the area where the warp core used to be. It was like a giant hermit crab. The crew figured out a way to get it to move the entire ship where they needed it to go. I know weird.

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Drinker is just jealous of Snyder's vision.

@bluelaser1012

17 күн бұрын

@@Rotom0479 I’m sure Snyder thinks so

@professorlogos5459

17 күн бұрын

You got the nail on the head. He writes movies like an alien who has no understanding of human emotions or interactions.

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

@@professorlogos5459 That's because so many humans can't understand his genius.

12:50 Zach Snyder is like my boss telling me to make all of the text in an advertisement bold. If ALL of the text is bold, NONE of the text is bold.

A true Scotsman doing a fake " Scotty" accent brought such joy to my bitter heart. It really drives home how bad that accent was but how iconic it was at the same time

@bike6626

13 күн бұрын

Now we just need a Russian to do a Pavel Chekov accent.

In the 1936 Flash Gordan TV serial with Buster Crabbe, they have a coal powered floating city. It was kind of silly back then when coal powered ships and stuff was still in living memory, we have coal power plants today but we don't have people shovel the coal into them. But a coal powered spaceship? What were you thinking, Zack? Were you thinking?

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Zack Snyder was being an absolute genius.

@harbl99

17 күн бұрын

What was he thinking? "Huh, cool visual" when he was watching _Titanic_ probably.

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

@@harbl99 yes. Every single second in this film is a sight to behold.

@rog6725

17 күн бұрын

I thought you meant this guy, lol en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionel_Crabb

@rodrigobogado8756

17 күн бұрын

didn't Futurama had a joke like that but it was dark matter?

Ahem, this movie is awesome. Movies don't have enough grain representation! The fact that it focuses on grain, it's harvesting and milling is a testament to Zack Snyder!😂

I love the fact that Kora is really the "Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight" from the Tick placing bombs throughout the Comet Club. Quite possibly my favorite super villain in all of comics.

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Kora makes all Superheroes and Villains look like chumps.

@Ceyx000

17 күн бұрын

Yea baby, Yea! Yea! Evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight! We're making gravy without the lumps!

@normanrenner4648

16 күн бұрын

Sidekicks must use the "sidekicks lounge"

@Rotom0479

16 күн бұрын

@@normanrenner4648 I think not. Kora is THE only hero that cinema needs.

Grain was the only character that had a full story arc: a back story then planting to growing to harvesting to processing. So clearly Snyder CAN do character arcs.

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

You fool. Every character had an arc and they were wonderfully executed. You just don't understand.

@CornyBum

15 күн бұрын

This is just the beginning of Snyder's Grainverse.

@Rotom0479

15 күн бұрын

@@CornyBum It will be called the Rebel Moon universe, actually.

@CornyBum

15 күн бұрын

@@Rotom0479 Ummmmmmm actually, I just left a board meeting at Netflix. Analytics overwhelmingly prove that the films are most consistently watched (and rewatched) by Middle American states with high rates of grain farming, and the slow-motion shots of the grain are the most watched bits of both films. Creative control has been renegotiated with Zack Snyder, and it's been decided: this is Zack Snyder's Grainverse, and the grain will take a bigger and bigger role as the films progress. There may or may not be a huge twist at the climax of the fifth film, in which the grain turns on both the Motherworld and the current roster of heroes, but you didn't hear it from me. What am I saying, I shouldn't be posting any of this. You're welcome (to the Grainverse).

@Rotom0479

15 күн бұрын

@@CornyBum No, the Grainverse is a stupid name. It'll be called the Rebel Moon universe. Learn it well.

Years of reading 2000ad comics and old 40k fluff I fully accept coal fed captured gods powering a starship

@Warhammer_lover

17 күн бұрын

2000ad is a banger

@sigmacademy

17 күн бұрын

I mean, School of Magical Animals 2 just dropped a trailer, and that's essentially a cross between Sing and The Golden Compas (but European). :P

@CornyBum

15 күн бұрын

It's not the coal that powers the spaceship, it's the workers' Ork-level _faith_ in the imprisoned coal god that powers it all.

You don't make a franchise off of a 5 minute concept. 💯😂🎉

@joshg.6315

17 күн бұрын

“With enough slow motion, you can!” -Zack Snyder

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Zack Snyder did. Deal with it 😎

@petriew2018

17 күн бұрын

@@Rotom0479 to be a 'franchise' you need more than 2 bad movies and the promise of a bunch of other media, some of which has already been cancelled

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

@@petriew2018 that's because so many people want to hold Zack Snyder down. They're trying to stop him from unleashing his wondrous vision unto the world.

@sigmacademy

17 күн бұрын

Several dozen concept trailers have proven that statement false in at least a handful of cases? :P

They need Talkie Toaster from Red Dwarf for all that bread.

@beowulfsrevenge4369

17 күн бұрын

"Would you like some toast?"

@filteredjc4653

17 күн бұрын

"Given that God is infinite, and the universe is infinite, would you like some toast?"

@jamesgriffith5582

14 күн бұрын

@@filteredjc4653 What about a muffin?

Remember 300 and watchmen what happened to you zack

@Shlogger

17 күн бұрын

if you watched just those two movies you'd think he was pretty good. those both still hold up imo. but thinking that you would be sadly mistaken. lol. the dude is a joke.

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

17 күн бұрын

@@Shlogger They’re good cos Zach didn’t write them, only directed them. He’s really good at making established works shiny. His problem is he thinks that means he can write, too.

@sheikyerbouti39

17 күн бұрын

What happened is he's writing his own stuff now. Both of those are based on graphic novels written by other people. So the two "best" things he ever did are the two he didn't write haha.

@gear5corey901

17 күн бұрын

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access yea unfortunately the younger me didnt want to believe it at the time

@gregweisal5542

17 күн бұрын

I didn't like watchman. Even dawn of the dead was alright. 300 always a good time. Man of steel was the longest episode of dragonball z. Batman v Superman was stupid. Didn't bother with the synder cut. He's always been a one trick poney

The Zach Snyder challenge will be to watch all of the rebel moon movies in a row without falling asleep

@gregweisal5542

17 күн бұрын

What's the prize? A colonoscopy?

@Uzarran

17 күн бұрын

"You'll get used to it. Or, you'll have a psychotic episode."

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

I did. Y'all just have no patience, and y'all have no understanding of masterful cinema.

@HowToChangeName

16 күн бұрын

Ok, how much grain you dare to bet?

@WC5Studios

16 күн бұрын

Would lose on the first slo-mo shot 😂

Steam machines to harvest grain existed since the end of the XIX century, still they Need to do It by hand... But with a Flying cart. But i'm sure the snyder's snyder cut with his 3 days of runtime Will fix this.

@r.c.8268

17 күн бұрын

We will see the scene where they grind the grain to turn it into flour, in slow motion, finally, the true climax of the story, I can't wait for the scene where the bread is in the oven in slow motion

@OrjanGrahn

17 күн бұрын

....but I like really slowly fermented beer. 😢

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

The film is already perfect. The Director's cut will make it extra perfect.

@tshegofatsoletlape8721

17 күн бұрын

​@@Rotom0479 that's funny..😂😂😂😂

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

@@tshegofatsoletlape8721 Except it will.

Just the fact they did a science fiction story where the evil empire wants "grain" is pretty hilarious. Like they could have just made them miners or something where they extract unobtainium or burbaru for sci fi travel, heck even call it "spice" and rip off Dune, and it would have at least been believable. They literally just made a western set in space, with the same stuff a western would be about. It is actually kind of funny.

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Exactly. That's because Zack Snyder is a genius, he doesn't need some MacGuffin substance to make his films good.

@sigmacademy

17 күн бұрын

I mean, if you REALLY want to question something about the film, how about this? Villagers pile flour all around their buildings so that they can't be targeted from orbit, but then has to face a hostile ground force that LITERALLY wants to level the village (based on the firepower they are bringing to the fight), blowing one of the biggest buildings to kingdom come (and destroying a large amount of flour in the process). Also, the ground troops were returning fire, which I'm going to assume ALSO hit various flour bags. Also, why did those special unit of soldiers go into the one building to engage the villlagers, when their objective (the flour was stacked all around the EXTERIOR of the building)? Wouldn't it just have made more sense to take the flour scattered around the building and highlight it out of there?

@nicholastuttle2445

14 күн бұрын

Grain would make sense, if its several trillion tons a year from a massive, mechanized farming world, feeding their millions of troops and crew of their ships. And this world is thinking about rebelling so a powreful Admiral is sent to crush it. But this village can make a couple tons a year maximum? Since they do it all by hand, wtf.

@Rotom0479

14 күн бұрын

@@nicholastuttle2445 It makes sense of you really think about it. And when you do, you'll realize it's brilliance.

@KToll5784

12 күн бұрын

@@Rotom0479No it doesn’t. It needs 20x more slow motion shots to be good

ChatGDP? Write me a Star Wars movie that’s not Star Wars.

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Zack Snyder did, and it put all of Star Wars to shame.

Zack Snyder is a like ordering Michael Bay off Wish.

*Slaps roof of spaceship* "You can fit so many cosmic space gods in this bad boy."

@sigmacademy

17 күн бұрын

Wouldn't be the FIRST TIME a fake space god would want to hitch a ride on a spaceship? :P

One of the more interesting little scifi short stories I ever read centered around the idea that the secret to FTL travel was actually very simple and our civilization simply missed it. So 'first contact' for us was a bunch of steampunk soldiers with muskets coming out of a bronze spaceship, announcing the conquest of earth, and promptly getting blown to hell by the National Guard. Humanity rapidly expanded its empire after that. Rebel Moon has far less thought put into it than this 15 page story I read twenty years ago.

@Raskolnikov70

16 күн бұрын

Sounds like a story called "The Road Not Taken" by Harry Turtledove. It's a classic, the image of a bunch of aliens filing out of a spaceship and attacking with matchlock muskets.... Great example of how technological progress isn't always going to be linear, just ask the people who came after the Romans.

well you put the coal core into a black hole, and you siphon out the black photons

The only precedent I can think of for a fleet having to go home after losing an admiral is how in 1241 the Mongols pulled back from their invasion of Europe because the great Khan died and the princes needed to be present for the election of the next Khan. However, the Mongols were not an organized empire ruling over many worlds across the stars.

The warm liquid goo phase always reminds me of Austin Powers now. I never take it seriously as a trope anymore.

As a wheat enthusiast, I was pretty pleased with this movie

I’m an old Zach Snyder fan and to be honest I just recently went back and rewatched all of his good movies and I’m like… wtf happened yo? 😂

The fight scene with the orchestra is a complete K-Mart bastardization of the opera scene in The Fifth Element. They thought the concept was cool without bothering to think about WHY it works in Fifth Element.

To paraphrase Star Trek V: "What does a starship need with a god?"

@gregweisal5542

17 күн бұрын

Star Trek v is under rated. Yeah it sux but u get some friends over with proper party favors it's a fun time to laugh at it. Also iv read William shatners memoirs and he got screwed on the budget for the movie

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

What wouldn't it need with a God? You just don't know.

@Kyle-sr6jm

17 күн бұрын

Gods are imminently useful whenever dealing with ignorant locals is necessary. If you doubt, just ask the Catholic Church.

@batboy555

14 күн бұрын

You have to achieve the machine spirit.

I loved the part where the moon said “it’s rebellin’ time” and rebelled all over the place. Truly a moment that was filmed and caused emotions.

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

You laugh and mock it, but Rebel Moon will be a film for all generations.

@thisismyname3928

17 күн бұрын

@@Rotom0479

@Robtop-ml4sv

17 күн бұрын

@@Rotom0479yup it’ll be used as an example of film study

@guiltyspark659

17 күн бұрын

_"One of the movies of all time"_ - Admin

@CornyBum

15 күн бұрын

I was moved to immediately moon my family in response. (your comment was stolen by a thot bot, BTW)

Grain

@Joecbg100

17 күн бұрын

Pain and Grain

Why are they using medieval farming tools, in a era where they have interplanetary space travel ?

@Jadty

17 күн бұрын

Don’t ask questions, just consume product then get excited for next product.

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Because they're poor.

@furiouskaiser9914

17 күн бұрын

consume consume consume consume consume consume consume consume consume

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

@@furiouskaiser9914 you may laugh, but absolutely EVERYBODY should see this film. It's a triumph for humanity.

@furiouskaiser9914

17 күн бұрын

@Rotom0479 Forgive me, person on the internet, for I apparently cannot see what it is that you see. Please explain how this movie is "a triumph for humanity."

Drinker putting on a made for TV Scottish accent to mimic Scotty is the Drinkception I didn't know I needed.

The coal powered spaceships could have been neat if they had the balls to go full retrofuturerism / steampunk, but from what I saw they are using modern sci-fi weapons and rocket launchers, so yeah…

@sigmacademy

17 күн бұрын

Alien Romulus: I got you covered!

@EvilDoresh

11 күн бұрын

Make the dreadnought an _actual_ dreadnought, floating in space

This series will forever be known as Pain and Grain

Djimon Hiunsou is great in everything and adds quality to everything I’ve seen him in. It takes real skill to make him look bad in a really bad movie.

@Jadty

17 күн бұрын

And Anthony Hopkins just collected his check and called it a day. What a shame.

I once heard that the most important and underrated skill that a filmmaker can have is the ability to pitch movies to studio executives. Adam Sandler is said to be excellent at this, which is a big reason why he’s been able to make so many movies despite the fact that they don’t usually do that well. Perhaps Zack Snyder is amazing at pitching movies and ideas to executives…

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

That's because he's a true visionary. 😎

Nora Palpatine reminds me of Sir Lancelot the Brave from Monty Python the Holy Grail when he starts killing all the wedding guests in the castle.

@Deafmonkey21

14 күн бұрын

"Idiom!"

Thank you, Mr. Drinker for subjecting yourself to these atrocities so we don't have to.

I commented before on your opinion with part one, disagreeing on the Zach Snyder slow motion shots. NOW, i got the sense Snyder saw your reviews and doubled down on the slow motion for part two. Lost it laughing at the wheat shots in slow motion.

@able34bravo37

17 күн бұрын

I fast forwarded through all of the grain harvesting, it legitimately saved me ten minutes.

@spyroluver0951

17 күн бұрын

Hahaha 😂 that is fantastic. I was laughing through the shots, I did skip the random singing part when the male character just stood there and everyone was silent for 5 mins.

My friend is a Zach Snyder fanboy and he’s already rolling out the usual snyder fanboy defense for this film, telling me that the directors cut will be good and is waiting for it to come out. He says it’s Netflix fault for restricting the movie’s runtime and thinks that they should just let Snyder make it as long as he wants to. He also claims toxic haters are review bombing the movie.

Where is Mystery Science Theater 3000 when we need them? This sounds like comedy gold! Sounds like Snyder is becoming the Ed Wood of the 21st century, but Ed Wood if he had a multimillion dollar budget.

The Musicians were amazing. They played her out and everything. I was truly entertained by them and lmao.

@DarkTider

17 күн бұрын

They perfectly matched the music to the action THEY COULDN'T SEE due to the BAGS over their head!

@TheKarjee

15 күн бұрын

@@DarkTider Literally; A Spectacularly Stupid Scene.

The Army of the Dead is in my TOP WORST 5 MOVIES EVER.

Zack (straight to DVD) Snyder

There’s a reason these films were released on Netflix and not in theaters.

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Exactly. Because the films were too good to be released in theaters. This film only deserves to be seen by the worthy.

This is my favorite lineup you guys.

I can’t wait for the directors cut where we watch grain grow and coal get made under the pressure of his ego, for 7 days.

Snyder: Guys just wait for the Director’s Cut! It’ll be better, Trust me.

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

It'll be more than perfect. I can't wait for it.

To be fair with Spaceballs it would be a comically oversized battery. And they would put it backwards on the first go.

@georgeray1906

17 күн бұрын

Honestly Spaceballs is more original than both parts of Rebel Moon is which is funny since the former was a parody of Star Wars and the latter feels more like a ripoff.

Happy that Disparu is in the team!

I bet rebel moon’s fight scenes aren’t as bad as the last jedi’s throne room fight 😂

@buckiemohawk3643

17 күн бұрын

they are worse

@kevink21582

17 күн бұрын

Is not as bad. It's worse😂😂😂😂

@beowulfsrevenge4369

17 күн бұрын

There both really bad.

@doubtfulhenry

17 күн бұрын

You'd lose that bet

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

Rebel Moon's fight scenes make all of Star Wars' fight scenes look like a middle school production. You just don't know.

A coal powered Enterprise would have the most buff Scotty in the multiverse.

@batboy555

14 күн бұрын

Drink your muscle milk scotty we need warp 8.

I know what this movie needs, 2-3 more hours of grain footage

Someone asked Zack Snyder: Who's your favorite comicbook writer? "Frank Miller" Where did you learn how to write your characters in your movies? "Frank Miller" 😂😂🤣🤣

It's funny because I can explain how a warp engine assembly goes together in a Starfleet starship and what all the major parts do. These are story telling ASSETS!

Its like Snyder learned the US Navy carriers are steam driven and thought he could transfer that over into space travel and people would just accept it.

@christopherpekel6096

16 күн бұрын

Yeah, because nuclear reactions creating steam from water are exactly the same as burning fuel

Rather than going for the wheat, they should have been Mining for some sort of special fuel for their coal powered spaceships.That would make way more sense if you could only get that special fuel from that planet.

@georgeray1906

17 күн бұрын

Sadly I've a feeling that even if Zack Snyder went with what you proposed he'll somehow mess it up.

@sigmacademy

16 күн бұрын

IF they went after a sole fuel source, that would have made for ONE HELL of a strategic target for the Resistance, never mind the fact that they would have had FULL LEGIONS of ground troops stationed at such an important key asset in their space military industry.

Introducing Zack Snyder’s retitled masterpiece of shit: The Grain. Not to be confused with a real masterpiece of sages: The Grey.

Steam powered: You'd also run out of water like crazy. Something needs to vent out the back to provide the force.

Why aren’t these farmers in the far future using combine harvesters? Why does the galactic space empire with big need grain from these farmers in the first place? If you can travel through space you can grow your own food.

@sigmacademy

16 күн бұрын

My speculation is that they know the farmers are largely unarmed and not a match for them. The problem is, the director has ALREADY shown you just how big the MotherWorld's army was in that celebration scene in the first movie, so it seems unlikely that such a small village could really provide them with any significant number of resources.

Coal-powered space ship isn't a new idea in cinema. It was already tried in Airplane! 2. :D

Burning fuel also reminds me of TLJ when Rian Johnson introduced “burning fuel” to Star Wars. Brilliant.

@sigmacademy

17 күн бұрын

I mean, Star Trek Voyager introduced "space garbage dumping" as one of its weekly moral dilemmas in one of the later seasons' episodes. And yes, it's illogical why you wouldn't just send something like that into a sun (when you've got sun-sized furnace to work with, and an easy way to destroy any evidence of "dumping").

@AGrumpyPanda

16 күн бұрын

There was a cut scene in Episode 3 involving a giant liquid fuel tank catching fire, but it was removed because it frankly just wasn't any good.

@johnmacleod2487

15 күн бұрын

@@sigmacademy I think it was final season of TNG where they discovered the warp lanes were wearing out from overuse so needed 'speed' limits or something

The two Sherlock Holmes films with RDJ in them had slow mo, but it was in parts where it worked. Not shoved in everywhere.

Nah, it'll be fine 🍻

I like disparu saying he likes some good shots by Snyder. It’s the thing he’s actually a good director as long as he’s got someone to reel him in. Horrible writer though.

@vincer7824

7 күн бұрын

This. Very good cinematographer, hit or miss director, awful writer.

"No pain, no grain" was a great line.

@weismeister121

13 күн бұрын

Actually it's..."no grain, no pain"...since you need grain...to make french bread

Coal powered space ship is a Futurama joke, the episode where they are on the Space Titanic.

He (Zack) went out into space found boredom and brought it back to us out of spite.😂😂😂 Kevin out on his own is all they crap sinse the end of phase 3.

in army of the dead a Hummer goes offroad and gets disabled because of that... i turned off army of the dead rite then. Its ok to have portions of your movie that people have to suspend disbelief but sometimes zack goes too far.

Disparu's double video about Rebel moon 2 was quite great... shredding it to the core.

Denial- Batman v Superman Anger- Josstice League Bargaining- Zack Snyder's Justice League Depression- Army of the Dead Acceptance- Rebel Moon

I really wanted to watch this. It looked so cool. Then I saw the director and I thought I'd save what brain cells I have left.

@MaryRohwer

17 күн бұрын

I kind of like the way it looks too. All the pictures show the girl with the angry cut hair and the barely hanging-on cape with the large moon backdrop. But from that picture, I'm surprised the planet is agrarian. I would have guessed that it was urban, like the last of what remains of a once-great civilization. (Maybe something akin to a Tasha Yar backstory in Star Trek: The Next Generation.) I like the aesthetics, but it confuses me. Maybe they explain it in the movie?

After he ruined Doomsday made him get beaten by bunch of rockets i already lost hope for this director he doesn't have enough good skills to direct his movies

@Shlogger

17 күн бұрын

he's just not anywhere near as talented, creative or intelligent as he thinks he is.

Their conversation about slow motion made me recall the south park episode "this is lesbos".... When miss garrison had to heroically make coffee in slow motion

As a celiac, this film was a crime against my humanity! 😅

I'm usually defending Zack Snyder (I still think Man of Steel, BvS and his cut of Justice League are solid movies), but his last couple of movies were really undercooked mess. He's a great visual director (he made a silent short movie couple of years ago and it was one of his best works in the last 10 years), but as a screenwriter he's stuck between being juvenile, edgy and pretentious. Sometimes having too much creative freedom isn't a good thing and Snyder is a good example of that.

@bluelaser1012

17 күн бұрын

George Lucas is another one. Most of us really need people who can check our worst impulses

@AjayRiver

17 күн бұрын

Even then I've heard the cinematographer for a lot of his movies wasn't even him

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14 күн бұрын

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14 күн бұрын

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14 күн бұрын

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@Jeff_clinton

14 күн бұрын

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14 күн бұрын

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I NEED. Critical Drinker to do more Scottie impressions, that was great.

Yeah it's just as bad as Fallout

@greedowins2917

17 күн бұрын

Get this guy treatment for the obvious head injury.

@Starxteel

17 күн бұрын

@@greedowins2917 Get this jelly-mold out of here.

Scotty is on a peleton powering the Enterprise.

Zack wanted a scene where a guy gets kicked into the furnace so he made up coal powered spaceship.

Big Mac with truffle oil. 😂😂😂

9:20 - The holographic vacuum tube?! That was actually aesthetically cool.

The fact that I got a Rebel Moon advertisement on this is hilarious 😆

@Rotom0479

17 күн бұрын

That just means that KZread has taste and wants you to see the film.

The world building was so bad all around that it felt like it was written by some twelve year old edgelord in a creative writing class. The characters have practically no dialogue or story arcs to explore and I had zero attachments to them. You guys are also spot on about the tech making no sense either. I loved the battlecruiser using thermal imaging to look at the villagers in the houses but not seeing the people in shallow ambush tunnels on the suspiciously open field nearby. The Senate assassination scene was terrible too in too many ways to mention. I wouldn't compare these films to Chick-fil-A, they seem even more bland, processed and uninspired to me. Rebel Moon is the pink slime filled Chicken McNuggets of cinema.

He had his own lenses made for the films- he used the front end of an anamorphic and a leica spherical lens as a “taking lens” behind it allowing him to get a super shallow depth of field while still being relatively sharp. He’s a nutty guy

There is a short clip in the classic star trek blooper reel of one of the producers shoveling coal in engineering