the grain had a better character arc than the actual characters

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

True. A reluctant seed that grew up and gave its life for the village

@hvitekristesdod

Ай бұрын

I loved Will Wheaton as the wheat

@supersasquatch

Ай бұрын

Lookup grain water from Tim Heidecker

@whaleguy

Ай бұрын

The grain was planted with love. It was tended to with great care. It gave a bountiful harvest. It was tragically destroyed by the evil empire and their laser guns. Let's stand in silence for a minute for the heroic grain.

@hvitekristesdod

Ай бұрын

Best sci-fi farming saga since Gentlemen Broncos

Calls her scar giver before he knows he has a scar

I don't like grain. It's coarse, and irritating. And it gets everywhere...

I love how they have to turn the main gun on their flagship *manually* with a fucking hand crank ....

1. Interstellar travel is powered by coal. 2. Empire capable of warp travel, can bring people back from the dead, guns that fire lava lasers, hasn't invented food synthesisers or food creation technology on giant massive starship. 3. General titus and abs dude have thick plot armour to protect against hundreds of soldiers firing lava laser. 4. It took 3 days to farm grain that normally takes weeks. 1 day to train villagers to be navy seals and 1 day to dig network of underground tunnels. 1 day to knit quilts, and still we didnt get any character development 😂.

Kora's not sorry that she killed the princess. She's pissed because she's paying the consequences. She literally told her new man she did it because she thought her boss would protect her.

Now I realize that this movie had potential. Just speed up all of the slow motion scenes to double speed and add the Benny Hill soundtrack.

More accurate title the comagiver

Snyder is the combination of the worst aspects of a dudeBro and an edgelord with the writing talent of a 4th grader and unearned Messiah complex of a cult leader.

Did anyone else notice how Kora slaughters all the medics who were desperatly trying to save her life a second before and then jumps into the engine room and slaughters a bunch of guys who appear to be slave labour. Nice. Or the bit where the evil empire officer allows their drop ship in, saying, "dont worry soldier, well bring you home"; quite heroic I thought. What the hell is wrong with that script?

@shamrockdragon7634

Ай бұрын

Yup, noticed that, Kora is clearly the hero we needed all along. She will lead the Moon of Rebel into a golden age.

@codinghusky5196

Ай бұрын

Actually... that's the ONE thing that kind of makes sense when described like that. She's still a ruthless murderer, and in a competent movie this would be done exactly like this; and then addressed. Perhaps a different character would see her and be shocked by her actions, and then try to tralk to her or rationalise. Ah but no. Snyder, doing because KEWL

@georgekostaras

Ай бұрын

Zach Snyder doesn’t understand what makes people heroic or villainous

@shamrockdragon7634

Ай бұрын

@@georgekostaras I concur and agree

Even IF I can buy that the starships are fueled by coal, they still need human people to literally shovel it? There's no way to automate coal delivery to the engine? Maybe the third film will be half slo-mo shots of coal being shovelled so we can really immerse ourselves in that world.

@indaba1960

Ай бұрын

Please, oh please don't give the director ideas 🤣🤣🤣

The robot had a more compelling background than the rest of the cast, and he simply refused to delve deeper into it.

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

Yep. The one interesting character ignored.

@wimpymcsteel4458

Ай бұрын

@@reviewbomb85 Actually, saved for part III, or IV..... or VI maybe. Assuming 86 year old Anthony Hopkins lives long enough to reprise the role.

So these troops are worse then Stormtroopers. “Impressive”

I haven't seen these films. I don't understand 6:28 If she physically chops off her arm herself, how would she chop off her second arm? Did she chop the first arm off and replace it with a robot arm and then use that to chop off her other arm?

@tjsogmc

Ай бұрын

You're putting more thought into that than the writer and director did.

To be fair, I was scarred from watching the movie.

The explanation of what she did at 6:28 is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Robot arms possessed by the spirits of her ancestors 🤦🏾‍♂️ Truly embarrassing writing

@clementj

29 күн бұрын

Reminds of that scene in Suicide Squad, "this is Katana. Her sword traps the soul of those she killed", or something along those lines LOL

@jr_484

29 күн бұрын

@@clementj I honestly think that the robot arms one may be even worse. It sounds like something a little boy would write. Imagine having worse writing than a Suicide Squad movie 😮‍💨

It's so weird to watch a KZread movie review that doesn't complain about a film having women and brown people in it. Thanks very much! 👍😊❤

@AnvilPictures

Ай бұрын

Don’t give those KZreadrs the attention because they are very predictable in what they say. Lacks transparency😂

@actaeondiomedes4270

Ай бұрын

^This. There are SO MANY reasons this is bad- the race and gender of the characters is not one of them. Even Djimon Hounsou is bad here, and he’s an excellent actor

One of the things that really stands out is: we spend the first movie, gathering all these Not-Magnificent 7 warriors. So you would think, they all have some special skills, that will come to play during the final battle, right? WRONG! For example, that Tarzan looking mofo. We spend a long sequence in part 1 where he tames that Hippogriff. So, apparently he has the ability to "talk" to these creatures and you think, he will go out, find a flock of them and use them to fight the Imperium, right? He doesn´t do any of this and just fights like a regular soldier. What was the point of recruiting him?! Or how about the Asian chick with the (not)-lightsabers? You would think, she would go full-on Rurouni Kenshin and bust out some insane swordfighting moves and what not, right? Again, WRONG! She has 1, badly choregraphed slow-motion fight scene against 4 soldiers, which she barely manage to defeat and dies from her injuries. Like, WTF?! And then there´s General Titus, who has been hyped up in part 1 as "the Empire´s greatest military commander" and what not. You think: "O.K. he´s gonna come up with some brilliant guerilla warfare tactics or something..." So what is his "brilliant strategy"? Plan A: " stack up the sacks of flour around the huts and use them for cover. The Imperium wants the grain/flour, so they won´t just blow it up with their bigass space lazers." and Plan B: "O.K. Plan A didn´t work, let´s just do a frontal assault, against an enemy force which outnumbers AND outguns our force." F*ck me sideways, Alexander the Great, Hannibal Barca, Sun Tzu, Napoleon Bonaparte, Marshal Rommel & General Patton have nothing on this guy, when it comes to military strategy!

7:30: "You cannot win." Geez. It's just awful. Also, if Titus knows that the princess is alive, then he knows that the robots gave up the fight because they all believe the royal family is dead, so he could TELL the robot that the princess is alive, which would recruit him to the fight. The robot could have communicated with all the other robots in the area, bringing them to the planet, unbeknownst to the heroes, allowing them to win the day and begin the REAL rebellion. Also, this movie is terrible. This entire movie could have been action. We could have mobilized all the players, in the FIRST movie.

5 days - five days to do the harvest, have a party, transport Koras spaceship, weave blankets, dig trenches and train everyone to fight... I think that for the last thing you would need maybe 5 months!

@tjsogmc

Ай бұрын

Harvesting by hand with the amount of people they had .... the grain would rot on the stem before they got a third of it up.

Kara, the honored bodyguard of the royal family, just let the senator's stab the king and the queen. So funny 😂

Pretty cool that the farmers armed with a couple of old guns, 2 days of training, and some pointed sticks managed to defeat several hundred well armed professional soldiers equipped with air superiority and heavy artillery in like half a day.

I like morally grey characters, but it didn't sit right with me that Kora tells the story of how she once murdered a child, while she is snuggling with her boyfriend in bed. Didn't sit right with me at all...

Kora's stupid to think if she surrenders, Daario1 or the evil empire would just let the villagers continue living peacefully. Did she immediately forget Titus' rant about the empire killing all of his men despite promising their safety in exchange for his surrender? did she forget the betrayal of her adoptive dad who promised he'll protect her from any consequences of murdering the princess? did she really trust the word of Daario1 and the empire? really?? it was actually a good thing Daario2 proceeded with their original plan, at least they're ready to fight then and there instead of later when lulled into a false sense of relief that they're being let go and they put their guards down.

I thought her name was going to be called Scargiver because in the past she was so ruthless and deadly she would torture her victims and scare them before she dispatched them. Boy was I wrong.

My thoughts when she gave them the croche things with "their characters" were about how in well written book, this would make sense after maybe three to six months with the community. Montage style bit would be nice- planting seeds, pulling weeds, waiting for rain or protecting from frost, interspersed with bits of bonding during meals and stuff.. I know in movies this should be shortened, but he somehow omited such parts completely and went on as if the emotions that were supposed to be build up by such scenes were there. I guess better director would be able to add certain nuances that could do the heavy lifting, but Zack, while a great guy, doesn't seem to be aware of such things as "nuances".

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

If nothing else, it would take longer than a couple of days to hand stitch all of that.

@tjsogmc

Ай бұрын

@@reviewbomb85 maybe they have machines for stitching flags, but not for harvesting grain. You know, priorities and all that.

Well, to play devil's advocate, at that point in the film when they're placing grain all over the village, the protagonists were not even aware that Atticus Noble was still alive & they presumed that the Imperium was in desperate need of the grain as they were still heading over to Veldt instead of heading back to the Motherworld.

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

I suppose you’re right.they didn’t know he was alive. But now this raises some other questions. If they just think they are coming back for the grain that they demanded in the first place, then why place them in strategic locations for defense? Unless they have some reason to think that the Imperium knows who would have “killed” Nobel, and want to apprehend them. In which case it seems like they would expect an orbit attack anyway, grain or no grain. And of course there is still the issue of the imperium still killing everyone after they take the grain anyway.

Hopefully it's eventually a learning experience for Netflix. They want to be hip cool new studio by breaking the traditional studio rules only to learn there was a reason the old studios developed those rules. How many series could have been wrapped up in some way for the money they are burning on these Zack Snyder movies?

So... recently I watched one of Zack's films from before the fame got to him. It's called 300. It's based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller, itself a fantastical retelling of the Battle of Thermopylae. But here's the thing: It was amazing. It was genuinely fantastic! Why? Because Zack was working with the best possible script and best possible crew for the film. I actually gained the theory that the good films he made were group efforts after rewatching Man of Steel this year, and between my viewing of 300, the beatdowns Rebel Moon is getting, and me considering Sucker Punch my least favourite film, I'm convinced! Zack Snyder directed good films in the 2000s because he was skilled at bringing together and leading a solid team of creatives. He's a shitmeister nowadays, because he, like many others before and after him, let the fame get to his head and thought he could write. The lesson you can take from Zack's career? Know your strengths and never let fame and ego get the better of you.

The best antidote to this hollywood crap is laughter and you my friend do this perfectly with your excellent reviews 😂

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

Thank you.

Can't wait for more slow motion farming in the director's cut...

I'm new to this channel and this video and edit was absolutely fantastic! I'm still laughing! 🤣 Great job and keep go the awesome work!

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

Thank you.

Zach Snyder is the 21st century Ed Wood. Like “Plan 9 From Outer Space,” he shows a staggering level of incompetence.

Just rewatched WATCHMEN in preparation for rewatching the TV show and….man. Wtf happened to Zack Snyder lol

@elperrodelautumo7511

Ай бұрын

Man of steel. The creation of the dc extended universe. And his daughter offing herself from this world. Truly put Zack into a sellout who thinks he knows better and only having a slow mo direction of things. Some attempts of being a captain of all movie professions. Increased his ego that he became another Hollywood shill type. Plus he was only good when he directed stories based on the comics or stories. He can use his iconic slow mo. But still. Man of steel is where he bridged between novice and liked to known and hated upon.

@codinghusky5196

Ай бұрын

He went from making shit movies with a semi-bearable scenario by other people, like The Watchmen, to making shit movies with shit scenarios written by him. Why? I mean seriously, The Watchmen is a pile of shit in a nice wrapping. It was an attempt to outstye Sin City without ANY understanding that the style was an icing on the cake of Sin City, not THE CAKE of Sin City.

@Jerry694111

Ай бұрын

he didn't have a story written by someone else

@iambuhlockay8007

Ай бұрын

the Snyder cut happened. After that film his fans started sucking him off to the point where it’s gone to his head, and thinks he can do no wrong.

@Tamaki742

Ай бұрын

I mean Watchmen wasn't written by him.

The editing is on point. Good job.

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

Thank you.

So in this universe interstellar wormholes are a thing but a John Deere tractor and reaper is not? I lost braincells just thinking this thought.

@section7173

Ай бұрын

Snyder is into futuristic steampunk but understands neither. The canary dropped off it's perch, but the show must go on.

The way the visuals look make me queasy for some reason, only the robot is cool looking

i tried to watch this and couldn't even get through it...was so sappy and lame

Thank you for documentimg this calamity. Never forget

I have a friend who grew up on a farm and they got so mad about the grain harvesting scenes. Normally they wouldn’t care but since it took so long they could see how wrong the harvest was being done

@section7173

Ай бұрын

It's like don't meet your idols - don't watch movies involving your profession. It's intolerable. Unless you're Steven Seagal, then movies are 110% factual and real life is doing it wrong.

I think Nemesis is still alive but her arc was a crazy let down.

@tjsogmc

Ай бұрын

Death has no consequences in modern storytelling. Nemesis will be back in the next movie.

@nickname3380

Ай бұрын

@@tjsogmc maybe… I kind of hope she is back. As not burning her flag or honoring her death was such a waste. But the story telling was too sloppy.

Oh, please lord, let Rifftrax get their hands on this movie franchise.

Hahahaha! I was cackling like a madman through your review. Made me laugh so hard! 😂😂 Nearly didn't finish because I almost couldn't stop laughing long enough to follow along.

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

Thank you for your kind words and your support. I really appreciate it.

At 1:28, please tell me you added the “Wilhelm Scream”.😅

@reviewbomb85

6 күн бұрын

lol. Yeah.

The Chris Tucker edit had me in real tears 😂😂😂

Excellent Review and analysis 👍🖖🏽

There's was something wrong with the lenses. So much of the movie looked grainy.

@tjsogmc

Ай бұрын

It's the Vaseline. They're using an old BBC trick to hide the low budget SFX

Truly the man of steel was the bridge between liked and disliked for Zack. A villains journey to naive to hated.

Great review… one of the better analyses of this disaster. 👏👏👏

Good grief... just noticed the platform and ladder they fought on in Rebel Moon 1 was nearly an exact replication of Bond vs Sean Bean (not gonna bother with that character name) in Golden Eye.

As a documentary on farming it’s not that bad

I am a new subscriber 🖖🏽

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

Thanks for the support.

Thank you. Your review so funny. 'What kind of self important hack?' The self important kind, perhaps.😂

Well, the Snyder Cut campaign was Zach employing a lot of bots. Snyder said "NO! I NEVER USED BOTS!" then a year later "Well, there were bots, but they weren't mine." Then Zach used bots to have Army of the Dead win "Oscar Fan Favorite" LMAO. Watch Army of the Dead, or even just watch RedLetterMedia's review, to know how bullshit that is.

The wheat cartel will come for all the doubters!

How do you have so few subscribers?

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

Just one of the many great injustices in the world I guess.

...new fan, of the channel...

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

Thanks for the support.

Dunno what it is but you sound like one of the comic book channels I follow, can't figure out who tho😅

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

🤷‍♂️ not sure. But you’re more than welcome to follow this channel too. Thanks for watching.

Is there only one village on that planet?

But like, should I watch it?

@arifulalam16

Ай бұрын

If you have a lot of time to waste. Go ahed..😂

@unformedeight

Ай бұрын

Do you hate your brain cells? Has sleep medication not worked for you? Plausible reasons to watch this Otherwise could give a spin to Babylon 5

@shamrockdragon7634

Ай бұрын

No

@PamelaMerrittadk

Ай бұрын

At 3x speed it might rise to bad TV levels.

Zack the Hack Snyder FLOPS again.

I mean the villagers have to live there is going to be a third on right lol

it was the studio

Zack Snyder is David Villanueve from Wish

Why is everyone wearing prehistoric clothes.. how far in future this movie takes place? 😅

1:38 Or save Martha... 🤷

Zack snyder always does this in most of his movies where you supposed to take a scene serious but laugh at it. YOU HAVE SAVE MARTHA ring a bell.

Rebel Moon will be gone in a week, Disney Star Wars will never go away, that's abusive.

I watched both, liked the (stolen) WH40K stuff, didn't like all the stupid stuff, which is a lot, and hate the obviously heavily castrated PG-13 versions. But, this being said, it's still kinda funny. So, I swear, I will watch the R-Rated 3 hour versions, for science, and worst case, it's "good" slapstick-satire.

This movie rather made star wars rise of skywalker a decent movie

Kora is evil. Nothing about her or what she has done and is doing is of merit.

Adam has had ENOUGH.

Honestly think that Zack is trying to ruin film making for everyone. I think he's actively sabotaging human development and the entertainment industry as a whole. It's the only way I can understand any of his career.

0:30 Yesssir😅

I.. never thought I would see a professionally made movie with writing more amateurish than The Last Jedi and Return of the Skywalker, but here we are. ...I'm talkin g about Rebel Moon Part 1 of course. After that, there's NO WAY I'm seeing anymore of that franchise. Just here giving clicks to yt critics. People, we need to wake up and stop enabling holywood hacks from making sh*t. They won't get better for as long as we watch.

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

Thanks for watching. I hope you will re visit the channel.

Man, this is funny

I will admit I was one of the biggest Zack Snyder fans and I enjoyed the Justice League Zack Snyder cut except it needed a good 30 to 45 minutes of extra shit cut out that was just stupid like singing for Aquaman and smelling his sweater was stupid but is that Schneider lost me completely with Rebel movement and then forever with Rebel Moon part 2 because like you said these are tedious and they have no character or story and it's just slow mo and pictures that are supposed to look cool and I don't know anymore today after watching the second Rebel Moon movie then I knew before I watched either movie about any of the characters it's just nothing there and therefore has a huge Zack Snyder fan I will admit I was wrong and he is overhyped and I'm no longer a fanboy because this was his one chance to prove everybody wrong and he made me look like a fool for backing him up and you can only do that once to me before I say fuck that shit. He is a hack writer a bunch of Yes Men instead of people telling him the truth and yeah I agree he apparently loves the smell of his own farts

@wimpymcsteel4458

Ай бұрын

Agreed. Watchmen and the DC adaptations show some promise. But I think that even there, he was just doing his best Frank Miller impression. With full creative control, this may be the best we can get. Hard to see a part III green lit.

@master2uall88

Ай бұрын

@@wimpymcsteel4458 I agree I'm pretty disappointed he had so much potential and I was bragging about well Zack Snyder's got his own Netflix movies his own budget nobody holding his strings so he can finally do whatever he wants and he's going to show all of you exactly how fantastic and awesome he is and then Rebel Moon part 1 and 2 came out and I can no longer defend him. Now I will admit I do like Army of the dead and the prequel to Army of the dead and I hope we get another movie in that one but as far as Rebel moon goes and I'm giving one last shot at the 6-hour R-rated bulshit but after that I'm pretty much done

Man, I've seen "direct to video" releases that were more logical and entertaining than this Rebel moon schlock!

This 2 part 4-hour movie has the plot of a 90 minute shlock.

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

There’s always the 6 hour Snyder cut

Do you like movies that are crappier versions of other movies? 😂😂

Why are you guys are very negative and pissed off about this movie....it's great movie both part 1 & 2....what are you againta about...you all think yall are better... Writer....what is your problem...

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

I don’t understand anything you just said in this comment. But if you’re confused as to my issues with this movie, the video explains everything. Thanks.

I love zacks movies, even liked sucker punch but rebel moon is just ass

You're wrong about "scargiver". That's her "nom de guerre" from her days serving the Motherworld. Noble also mentions it in the first movie. PS: The movies sucked ass, but if you're wrong, you're wrong.

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

Fair enough. I tried to find why he called her that but couldn’t find an actual reason. I guessed I just missed it. Thanks for watching.

i love the last section is about telling Snyder bots/cultists that he's basically conning them, lmao. I genuinely like that. Best part of the review.

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

Thanks for watching. I hope you will revisit the channel in the future.

Imagine making a dossier movie about space badasses, then having to spend 15 minutes in the second movie where each explains their backstory because we know nothing about them

Snyder sucks a vig one.

Im tired of people bashing this movie holy cow every single video is just bashing it like whoa people are so salty..😂😂 id rather watch this than madame web

@section7173

Ай бұрын

You're basically saying you'd rather watch dog poo than cat poo. Like, you don't need either poo in your life, especially if the entertainment industry is just going to rub it into your face.

@Hattori_Keiko

Ай бұрын

@@section7173 huh? At least rebel moon dosent look like a cheap Cw show...

Harrassed by his fans.

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

I got a little bit of it in the RMP1 review. But so far, not for this video

No food... coal engines.... a twice the crap... this guy can't deliver

Ok, it wasn't great, but I watched The Beekeeper the other night and now Rebel Moon looks like Lawrence of Arabia to me. The Beekeeper is the crappiest film I've seen in many a long moon.

Don't listen youtubers just look by yourself, Snyder makes the job !👌 I really loved snyder’s proposal. Rebel moon is a very good entertainment epic & iconic… Droid action sequence will become a classical !!!

I’m so tired of Snyder and his fans. He keeps making trash

Yeah… This isn’t as funny as you think it is. The problem is bitter, middle-aged men reviewing movies made for a younger audience.

@reviewbomb85

Ай бұрын

Cool. Thanks for watching.

it was better then Dune 2 TBH

Julius Caesar death. Ridicoluos.