HANK DID NOT PUT A LINK TO PIZZAMAS STUFF SO I WILL! All the Pizzamas stuff is ONLY AVAILABLE for the next few days. Get it now! Today's the day you put my face on your torso! store.dftba.com/collections/pizzamas -John

@munjee2

5 жыл бұрын

Does hank think being compared to Tom hanks is insulting?

@salemi7438

5 жыл бұрын

And the moral of the story is VOTE!!!

@nadiasilver5762

5 жыл бұрын

Finger pointing + brother shaming = shade

@Randomyoutubevideosforyou

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info

@poppy4674

5 жыл бұрын

I think the website is over populated. I can't access it at all.

Mean comments in real world vs. Mean comments in vlogbrothers............. I guess I'll just live here.

@thatsathingrebekah

5 жыл бұрын

Burçe İlknur Ekşi I was just thinking that.

@RialVestro

5 жыл бұрын

At first I didn't understand what you were talking about because I forgot that this was suppose to be mean comments... I've heard meaner comments from Kindergartners... and at that age mean comments is just calling mean people "meany head" which is more cute and funny than actually mean.

@enlightedjedi

5 жыл бұрын

So this is an unreal tournament :)!

@mohammedjalloh7658

5 жыл бұрын

I’m one minute in and these aren’t even that bad like at all lol. Just comparing them to people. I screamed at the lamborgini guy comparision though haha

@TheMrAshley2010

5 жыл бұрын

+

I enjoy the fact that most of these are like "Wow, these guys with hair and glasses look vaguely like other guys with hair and glasses."

@feliciya7152

5 жыл бұрын

True that. 😂

@rusted_ursa

5 жыл бұрын

As a person with hair and glasses, I can attest that we pretty much all look alike.

@Bluey306

5 жыл бұрын

now that hank changed his glasses to some wider frames, he, with his hair and glasses, looks even more like john with his hair and glasses. they could be BROTHERS.

@ahman5612

5 жыл бұрын

Bernard from Megamind though, that one freaked me out.

@sarahdouglas7403

5 жыл бұрын

@@ahman5612 This one is highly accurate. I completely agree.

JAMES POTTER WAS MISCAST. THE FILMS RUINED THE TRAGEDY OF THE POTTERS' EARLY DEATHS. IN THIS ESSAY I WILL

@moiradarling97

5 жыл бұрын

I know! During that whole part of the I was like “they were only 21...21... they were young adults...” and then they looked it up and I felt bad that they didn’t know.

@AnnikaOakinnA

5 жыл бұрын

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WRITE THE ESSAY 100% YOU HAVE PASSED HERE IS YOUR DIPLOMA IN BEING CORRECT THEY WERE CHILDREN THEY WERE ALL JUST CHILDREN

@illfayted

5 жыл бұрын

I totally agree, but I also understand that people who were actually young adults when the first film came out wouldn't make very good unchanged, unaging ghost parents by the time the last film came out. 🤷

@emmafrankly

5 жыл бұрын

@@illfayted I mean, they could have gotten a lot closer. Like, a lot.

@manicpixiecurse5337

5 жыл бұрын

illfayted Actually they could have achieved the effect by casting 20 yr olds and then deaging them through CGI every time they needed to

most wholesome mean comments of all time

@samiorigami

5 жыл бұрын

+

@PTNLemay

5 жыл бұрын

More of a gentle roast.

@3mry_

4 жыл бұрын

++

The comment about hank looking like a startup exec straight up murdered me

@enlightedjedi

5 жыл бұрын

So an Ouija board is your keyboard now:)!

@rileyriley8123

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao sorry for the unintended death.

@SnowyEvans

5 жыл бұрын

F

@avimohan6594

5 жыл бұрын

It murdered a *lot* of people (writing from the "afterlife," by the way).

@Amberpawn

5 жыл бұрын

*whispers quietly from the back* ...Hank is a startup exec...

"john looks like tired man trying to look wide awake" He says as john looks so sleepy

@BertGrink

5 жыл бұрын

As far as I could tell, John seemed to agree to that one.

@mashalahmad4705

5 жыл бұрын

Oh wow. I'm john.

@xtxpxhx

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, same

@munjee2

4 жыл бұрын

When I read that I was thinking how inaccurate that is since he isnt even trying to hide that he's tried in this one

@eriebe4738

3 жыл бұрын

One of the fun side effects of anti-anxiety meds is that you will never look quite alert. 🥱

you honestly cannot open with "john green looks like the guy you glance at at walmart" and expect anything else to have a fighting chance

why is Hank wearing a t-shirt with that guy I glanced at Walmart?!?!

@LadyAneh

5 жыл бұрын

Марина Боровик Eh? That would have to be a big t-shirt for them both to be wearing it at the same time...

@breebell468

5 жыл бұрын

+

@annas9016

5 жыл бұрын

+

@laurenredding1419

3 жыл бұрын

joke of the century

@-Teague-

Жыл бұрын

@@LadyAneh late, but you won the internet

OH MY GOD MY SPORT COAT COMMENT WAS READ. HANK I AM SINCERELY SORRY. I REALLY DIDN'T INTEND IT TO BE A MEAN COMMENT, JUST OBSERVATIONAL HUMOR.

@twistykrisp

5 жыл бұрын

Riley Riley Don’t apologize, it was hilarious hahah

@LucaMasters

5 жыл бұрын

When was Hank wearing sunglasses? I wish these were all annotated with the origin video.

@rileyriley8123

5 жыл бұрын

@@LucaMasters It was in one of last week's videos "Watch my Dumb Dancing" about two minutes in.

@LucaMasters

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, right. Thanks!

@aaditbhatia6551

5 жыл бұрын

Complexly’s company culture really emphasizes the synergistic alliances that strengthen the modern Silicon Valley narrative.* Leans back in his beanbag and takes a sip of macha tea *

the video stopped 3 min ago and I'm still laughing

@ObjectsInMotion

5 жыл бұрын

I like how there are no replies on this top comment because none of us have any clarifying remarks, we all felt the exact same way.

@sarar4901

5 жыл бұрын

+

@k1tkat-kate

5 жыл бұрын

I just keep rewatching it with a goofy smile on my face

Hank looks Tyler Oakley's dad. And John DEFINITELY looks like Bernard from Megamind.

Half of these weren’t even mean ! Tom Hanks is a good looking chap!

@serczykowski

5 жыл бұрын

Is he though? Now? I love him dearly, he's wonderful actor, rather good writer and has one of the best Instagram accounts of all times, but come on, good looking?

@shoyuramenoff

5 жыл бұрын

@@serczykowski I wouldn't say Tom Hanks is bad looking by any stretch of the imagination though. Doesn't mean he's the most physically gifted.

@Joseph-cq3ij

5 жыл бұрын

My mother once said that, from a certain angle, Tom Hanks looks handsome and, from another angle, he looks like PeeWee Herman. I agree.

@serczykowski

5 жыл бұрын

@@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan And I'm gay. ;)

@lev6236

5 жыл бұрын

serczykowski Tom is good looking tf. Maybe it’s just my taste in men but he’s adorkable 😊

John TOTALLY looks like middle-aged James Potter AHH!!

@Ray-en1si

5 жыл бұрын

Theliterarykid so true

@AppleJuiceProductions

5 жыл бұрын

He really does! Also here's a Harry Potter fan film with a young James Potter haha kzread.info/dash/bejne/nGiZtseqmq7Ql6w.html

@Mehrnooshb

5 жыл бұрын

Apple Juice Productions aww this was very cute!! Good job!

@clotildevivier8650

5 жыл бұрын

james potter has black hair though? isn't it his most emphasized characteristic?

@AppleJuiceProductions

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mehrnooshb thank you so much!

You know you are loved when these are the "mean" comments.

this is the sweet sweet content i've signed up for

2018 John and Hank look like who Hollywood would cast to play 2007 John and Hank in their inevitable biopic.

@CaptainAricDeron

5 жыл бұрын

Umm... for the win?... :D

@claycoppinger2983

5 жыл бұрын

...factual

@k1tkat-kate

5 жыл бұрын

Omg can you imagine a green brother biopic

This looks like 2008 KZread

@wafflewarble2980

5 жыл бұрын

In a good way.

@anderstaylor6694

5 жыл бұрын

+

@human9460

5 жыл бұрын

You mean when mcr was still together?

@GideonGleeful95

5 жыл бұрын

@@human9460 When they were, the young greens

@chocfudgebrowni

5 жыл бұрын

+

I love that one of the "mean" comments is "John is looking deliciously Jimmy Neutron". Deliciously! I love Nerdfighters

"reunited and it feels so good" -peaches and herb

@shoyuramenoff

5 жыл бұрын

Hey Jesus, I know it's a sin to swear but you're fucking amazing.

@Ellyerre

5 жыл бұрын

Who did you have to crucify to get verified, Jesus?

@CharlesTheClumsy

5 жыл бұрын

You're here too!? Jesus Christ!

@nova7319

5 жыл бұрын

WAIT OMG ARE YOU THE JESUS FROM JACKSUCKSATLIFE'S CHANNEL? OMG

@tangyspy

5 жыл бұрын

Phineas and Ferb

Where's the hour-long cut of this?

@MissLilyputt

5 жыл бұрын

ChesuMori +

@r21167

5 жыл бұрын

ChesuMori Yes please!!

@MasterOfXy

5 жыл бұрын

You can get close with the “Dear Hank and John” podcast! Just Google it, sit back, and relax while listening to the comedy podcast about death :D

@Nokus416

5 жыл бұрын

+++

@ChesuMori

5 жыл бұрын

@@MasterOfXy I'm so far behind... I think the most recent episode I've listened to is from May or something.

"I'm gonna take my shirt off".....I dont think this is that kind of video Hank.

@aaronwestendorp7352

5 жыл бұрын

Reunions just got a lot more interesting

@belindaweber7999

5 жыл бұрын

Sooo that'd how it is in their family..... (quietly hoping you understand the Ferris Bewler's Day Off reference... or I'm just too old)

@mommamay01

5 жыл бұрын

@@belindaweber7999 😂 Dont worry, you're not that old I got it :)

@Nuisance_Bear

5 жыл бұрын

@@mommamay01 maybe you're both old

@mommamay01

5 жыл бұрын

@@Nuisance_Bear I'm 29, that's not old friend.

"There was never a middle-aged James Potter. " Did you have to bring that up, it still hurts 😢

@kruella3348

5 жыл бұрын

I'm totally with you on this one Hannah, it hurts on so many levels! (Btw: Great timing to finish my half year+ of binge-watching and get a reunion video as the first up-to-date-video!)

@munstergirl25

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, when they were saying how James Potter was always middle-aged and I was thinking sadly he never was. Casting in the movies was so bad for this, people forget how awfully young Lily and James were when the died.

What a delightful video. In honor, here is a joke in the form of a Roses Are Red poem: Rabbits can't math It's not an illusion Why is that so? They jump to conclusions

@cossaizy6309

5 жыл бұрын

Why do i feel like this shouldve been in alice in wonderland

@Bushwhacker-so4yk

4 жыл бұрын

But rabbits are good at multiplying.

John Green, New York Times bestselling author and the guy you glance at in Walmart

*Hank looks like handsome squidward* That's a compliment in my book 😂😂😂

@buggz80

5 жыл бұрын

It's a pleonasm in mine ; )

On the sixth day of Pizzamas The Vlogbrothers gave to me Kind, nerdy roasts of the third degree Lovely! Nothing like a good roast!

Every interaction of John and Hank makes me wonder what their parents did right and I want to have sons that live life together the way they do. Can their parents please publish a manual?

its been 2 years and i'm still laughing at "John looks like the guy you glance at at walmart"

Please tell your cousin congrats from everyone in Nerdfighteria!

Literally they had to have made bernard to be John Green

You realise that now you’ve done this, all your commenters will spend the next year trying to think up amusingly mean comments for every single video in the hopes that there will be a return to this at a later date. Also, I’m horribly offended that you didn’t use the mean comment I made about John’s garden looking like a bunch of fresh graves.

Suggestion: One of you or both dye your hair green. I don't care you're over 35.

@HeyyyitzAli

5 жыл бұрын

Parta Canna that’s a good P4A idea!

@camelopardalis84

5 жыл бұрын

+Parta Canna Well, P4A is fast approaching and also there is spray paint for hair.

@Naiadryade

5 жыл бұрын

...HANK'S PUNISHMENT?!

@buffienguyen

5 жыл бұрын

+

@ragnkja

5 жыл бұрын

Parta Canna They’re 40 and 43.

REUNION!!! what!!! how did you keep this from us????!!

@Nhoj31neirbo47

5 жыл бұрын

At the end of Friday’s video John said, “Hank, I’ll see you on Monday.” (If I remember correctly.)

@agustinvenegas5238

5 жыл бұрын

@@Nhoj31neirbo47 yeah but hank was supposed to upload a video here anyway so even if they didn't meet for a wedding John would have seen him

"John looks like a tired man trying to look wide awake." SAME.

Why was 3:00 such a pure moment? The laugh then their expressions when they were conducting it brought me immense joy.

Surprise reunion videos are the best reunion videos

@Randomyoutubevideosforyou

5 жыл бұрын

Tnx

“John Green with that mustache looks like the guy you glance at at Walmart” is like a modern Mark Twain quote, it’s so potent and evocative.

I love the Idea of Hank conducting an orchestra 😂 almost peed myself

I bought your book today Hank!:) Pizzamas gift to myself I guess!

@kcallamajaji

5 жыл бұрын

Enjoy! It's wonderful!

@merlinHPtwilight

5 жыл бұрын

@@kcallamajaji Thanks! I can't wait to read it!

@CovalentNetworkSolid

5 жыл бұрын

@@kcallamajaji one might even say its an absolutely remarkable thing.

John green and Henry will always be the happy ending James and Harry deserved. Oh their names also start with the same letters, J and H

@philiptouw3623

5 жыл бұрын

This comment right here has nowhere near enough likes.

@k1tkat-kate

5 жыл бұрын

This is a fantastic observation, I like it

Such nerds. I love you, guys.

I love how even the insults on vlogbrothers are more intelligent than the insults on most other channels

John being utterly unable to recover from the Walmart comment is my favorite part of this

Love John's laugh especially at the Walmart comment

I love that John whispers that James is deceased as if we don’t all think about the Potter family every day of our lives

We always forget how young James and Lily Potter were because they adjusted the casting to get Alan Rickman playing Snape (valid). But yeah, they were 21.

@rowanmichaels

Жыл бұрын

Right but surly Alan Rickman could have played a 32 year old in 2001 😅

I was hoping you’d use this feature to search for the first uses of stuff like “dftba”, “nerdfighter”, “decrease world suck”, etc., but I gotta admit this is probably the best thing you could’ve done instead. 😂

@thewinterizzy

5 жыл бұрын

(Also as a follow up to my comment on Friday’s video: I turned my ballot in this morning! Still however coordinating a family pizzamas order lol.)

@sexyscientist

5 жыл бұрын

Reading "looks like" comments could become a KZread trend.

Last time I was this early I had thought of a better joke

@esim101

5 жыл бұрын

These died a long time ago, buddy.

@JukeboxTheGhoul

4 жыл бұрын

What was the joke?

It's great that this is what we classify as mean comments on Nerdfighteria 😂

"Linear television". I'm gonna use that.

good content i would watch this for 2 hours

@MasterOfXy

5 жыл бұрын

gas_on_my_hands Well you can listen to something similar on the “Dear Hank and John” podcast!

IM GONNA BUY HANKS NEW BOOK SOON

@hannahleanna6847

5 жыл бұрын

Omg you gave me a heart ilysm ♡

@camelopardalis84

5 жыл бұрын

+Hannah Leanna I'm pretty much half way through and so far it's really, really good! And I am most definitely not just saying that because I like him.

@owens7944

5 жыл бұрын

I bought Hank's book this morning!

@GuilhermeHarrison

5 жыл бұрын

You should! From what I know you, a person that has a cat similar to mine, I have to assume you have similar tastes as well, and I found it amazing :)

@yashikadudeja2

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, me too (as soon as it gets a lil cheaper in my country! 😂)

Middle aged james potter was when he was ten lol.

@abigailchorley8118

5 жыл бұрын

oh... sadness...

@lilavalentino8167

5 жыл бұрын

Too soon omg

@MissKoalaFace

5 жыл бұрын

Oof.

@warriorcatskid003

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@AppleJuiceProductions

5 жыл бұрын

SAD! hahaha. if you want to see a correctly cast James Potter, this is a fan film with a great representation! kzread.info/dash/bejne/nGiZtseqmq7Ql6w.html

"There was never a middle aged James Potter." "Until me" LOL Reunion videos are one of my favorite things ever!

My library just ordered extra copies of An Absolutely Remarkable Thing! Yay!!

I love the artefacts of youtube video compression getting crazy trying to depict the subtle less black shade of black on Hank's shirt/John's face.

I literally shouted "IT'S JOHN GREEN!" when I watched Megamind for the first time XD I'm dead

Honestly, I laughed harder at "Ned Flanders lookalike", but "the guy you glance at at WalMart" is still such a great burn. It's so highly specific.

Hank's laughter is the most adorable thing I've seen in a while

It’s a Pizzamas Miracle!

hank looks like hank green in a pizzamas shirt

How have I not seen this til now?!? I know why...I was busy adulting. 😫

Wanna trade comment sections?

I don't think I've ever laugh harder at a vlogbrothers video. We watched this in the office and everyone was dying of laughter

This is actually one of my favorite videos y’all have ever done

“John looks like a tired man trying to look wide awake” I literally think this every time I watch these videos

Watching this in 2020 and you are sitting WAY too close together for two people that just got off a flight

John looks like an adult version of Miles from Looking For Alaska... wait a minute

This video made me so happy, reunions are THE BEST

This video is such a beautiful mix of the pure, unadulterated joy of roasting a brother combined with the resigned perseverance of receiving a spot on burn

I don't know which made me laugh harder, "Guy you glance at at Walmart", John's laugh after hearing it, or "John, I will continue to see you now."

Rewatching this a year later and it’s still hilarious

This video made my day 100x better. Love you both. Enjoy the cake

I keep coming back to this video when I’m feeling down, it’s just so gosh darn delightful!

just recently found your channel and I must say you are wonderful to watch!

dear Hank: I read your book. I see we have to keep up with the family tradition of killing off all the characters I love. Thank you for the consistency.

@ahobbit1273

5 жыл бұрын

Noelle H. Hm, guess I won’t read Hank’s book now. (I know you weren’t trying to give spoilers, but...¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

You guys have a wholesome comment section if these were the "mean" comments. This video made my day :).

I had just taken a sip of coffee when the Walmart comment was read and now my desk is covered in coffee and spit, worth it tbh

I love when they’re together! My favorite videos hands down

How does anyone leave a mean comment about them and not feel guilty about it??

"John, I will continue to see you now" xD

This is my new favorite reunion video!!

I think this may be my most favourite reunion video to date!

I’ll be honest, when I first saw Megamind, I was pretty sure that Bernard resembled John on purpose

I love vlogbrothers videos. Reunion ones are special.

I still think about “the guy you glance at at Wal-Mart” to this day

WE HAVE BLESSED WITH SO MANY REUNION VIDEOS IN SUCH A SHORT TIME

This was surprisingly wholesome. This is why i'm happy to be a member of Nerdfighteria.

And ayee waed vlog 500 miles And ayee waed vlog 500 moar Justa bee the one to influence an entire generation of valiant troopers wanting to fight against the frustrating abundance of worldsuck By knocking down your front door 😂 Love from Bangladesh 💙 P. S. Did Hank edit this by any chance?

These are so creative and amazing

This video lead me down the positively delightful rabbit hole of watching many many more John and Hank reunion videos, so thank you for making me laugh then and now again

A Scottish request for a vlogbrothers cover of 500 miles please

@belindaweber7999

5 жыл бұрын

+

Poor Alton Brown 😂

I love reunion videos SO much, I watch them 3-4 times in a row because I can't concentrate on content and cuteness and awesomeness at the same time.

Still one of my favorite videos from you guys

"linear television"? Is that some kind of dimension-shaming?

Ohhhh the puff level!

You guys are great and also it's great how accurate these are.

I really needed this, thank you!