I will stop covering Hank's face with my covers when never. (...to use a 2011 joke construction.) p.s. 22 minutes of outtakes: kzread.info/dash/bejne/oIibo7yAY5TUm6g.html

@boburnhamsguitar

2 жыл бұрын

here for the OUTTAKES

@anam229

2 жыл бұрын

Yay

@NavyHamster901

2 жыл бұрын

The outtakes I need

@jobriq5

2 жыл бұрын

22 MINUTES ITS A PIZZAMAS MIRACLE

@movingforwardLDTH

2 жыл бұрын

Outtakes = everyone’s favorite way to continue procrastinating while still not breaking our “I’ll get back to work right after I watch today’s quota of @vlogbrothers’ videos” promise. 💋

John's deletion of his 2011 tweets is the modern day burning of the library of Alexandria

@obligatoriunu

2 жыл бұрын

Some 2011 tweets should really be deleted tho... Let the dead rest, 2011 internet culture too.

@HassanSelim0

2 жыл бұрын

As an Alexandrian who's still not over the burning of our library... I'll let this pass 😂

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, I think it's a fair comparison to say that John's tweets in the year of 2011 contained roughly an equally valuable wealth of knowledge as the entire Library of Alexandria.

@HoorayTV21

2 жыл бұрын

When you reference something and other know nothings come and also reference it after they looked it up on wikipedia. Great job, try hards. Tweets by youtardbers would not be worthy. They do need to be burned though.

@mariesyvian8187

2 жыл бұрын

@@HoorayTV21 who are you

"I'm still here" "He's still here" Siblings

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

2 жыл бұрын

"Siblings: they're still here." should be the official tagline for siblings.

I understand that these were tweets from 2011, but nothing made me realise that fact more than the ice-bucket-challenge style awakening that was the name "Skrillex"

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear an

@IrisGlowingBlue

2 жыл бұрын

I was momentarily pulled back in time to high school

@Stumbler69513

2 жыл бұрын

That original EP still slaps. Regardless of what you think of that dubstep sound, most of those tracks are super well written

@calci2679

2 жыл бұрын

I’m still waiting for his comeback. I think the most recent thing he did was a wonderful remix of The Island by Pendulum.

@-Teague-

Жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku if you don't want to get bullied you should delete your videos

This feels like a payback for the time Hank trolled through John's KZread history!!! Still into vending machines John?? :3

@vlogbrothers

2 жыл бұрын

Now I mostly watch, like, Stuff People Got At Garage Sales. -John

@boburnhamsguitar

2 жыл бұрын

@@vlogbrothers I watch those videos too!

@woodfur00

2 жыл бұрын

@@vlogbrothers Any recommendations?

@johncoleman1930

2 жыл бұрын

@@vlogbrothers is there an anthropecene review episode in that? I'm behind on it and have yet to read the book 🤧

@NoahStolee

2 жыл бұрын

@@vlogbrothers what about ants Canada and the marble Olympics?

"Nobody laughs at their own jokes like Hank Green" says the guy who still laughs while telling the moth joke every time he tells is

@KyleJMitchell

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that's just one joke, and it's a doozy. (Also, it's not his joke, and he'll tell you as much.)

*immediately looks at the description* "here's the whole 22-minute thing" YES THANK YOU CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

@maike__-

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for commenting that, I did not dare to hope, so I would not have checked the description 🙈 dftba!

@buntglas_

2 жыл бұрын

bless you, I would have missed that if it weren't for you

@scribbledjoy

2 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU. Came down to the comments section to request an outtakes video. The comments section never disappoints.

One time my college students peppered their final project presentation with status updates I had posted on Facebook when *I* was in college, and it was both the funniest and scariest thing that ever happened to me 😳 Luckily they showed a lot of restraint with their selections, and it was a good reminder to me to check my dang privacy settings!

@ameliafrandsen668

2 жыл бұрын

++

@hamm0155

2 жыл бұрын

This means both that you have college students and that facebook was a thing when you were in college. This makes me feel very old 😢

@osmia

2 жыл бұрын

+

@rohaanomar7003

2 жыл бұрын

+

@natalieann

2 жыл бұрын

+

My husband laughs at his own jokes so much that when he tells them, he interrupts himself to tell the punchline and then laughs so hard he can't talk. I love everything about it.

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

2 жыл бұрын

People act like that's the mark of a bad joke-teller, but I think that's the most entertaining way to present a joke.

@smeltervillehorror

Жыл бұрын

Unless my wife has an alternate persona I'm only finding now, your husband isn't the only one. Pretty sure she has a different opinion about it, tho...so we can rule out the first part of that last sentence.

@teresaellis7062

Жыл бұрын

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Fun idea, you two should do a podcast!

@vlogbrothers

2 жыл бұрын

We'll look into it :) -John

@toni-tb7uo

2 жыл бұрын

@@vlogbrothers ‘dear john and hank’ has a nice ring to it

@ThyCorruptor

2 жыл бұрын

@@vlogbrothers This would actually be a very welcome substitution for Hello Internet. I miss GCP Grey and Brady Haran shenanigans tim related shenanigans.

@totalweirdo8538

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThyCorruptor They already have a podcast called 'Dear Hank and John'

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

2 жыл бұрын

@@toni-tb7uo Eh, that'll never catch on.

Can I just say: Huge respect to Hank for NOT deleting his old tweets! I really like that style of just letting your past exist as it's own thing!

@MiuKujo

2 жыл бұрын

While great in concept, way too many people are willing to use a bad opinion you had a decade ago to ruin your current life.

@KyleJMitchell

2 жыл бұрын

@@MiuKujo It's not great that we live in a world where dumb words from our greener selves aren't always allowed to die, but maybe the best course is to compromise. Delete the awful things you wouldn't want to say out loud, now that you know better, but let the stuff that's simply embarrassing remain with the rest. You can acknowledge your past by keeping most things, but also respect your future by preventing the need to have a stupid conversation with someone acting in bad faith.

@monkiram

2 жыл бұрын

@@KyleJMitchell That's a great approach!

When Hank loses it laughing, I realize y'all sound the same when you can't contain yourselves and it's awesome. These are all choice picks and I'm GOING for the 22 minute director's cut. Also maybe will delete my tweets from 2011.

The “Everyday I’m Shufflin” tweet made me have the most genuine, stupid laugh. Thank you John and Hank 😂😂

"Nobody laughs at their own jokes like Hank Green." Excuse you, John, I would like to challenge that statement.

I'm having a pain day but this cheered me up and really made me giggle, time to watch the 22 minute version!

If you watch Hank's face closely after John says "Skrillex" you can see him go through the five stages of grief

I'm a teacher and I laugh at my own jokes all the time! There's always one kid in class who laughs with me and the rest just ignore my comic talent. 😅

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

2 жыл бұрын

You're just an artist not appreciated in your time.

@dragonharris5465

2 жыл бұрын

Today I showed my class an example art installation proposal that proposed to stretch thread all through the classroom like a laser grid, rendering it unusable. NO ONE LAUGHED!

@angelawesneski5029

2 жыл бұрын

@@dragonharris5465 a tragedy!!! 😂

@DLCS-2

2 жыл бұрын

It happens

@Makreads

Жыл бұрын

That one kid is gonna be bloody epic

2:50 john's tiny laugh with hank's big laugh is so cute

"Wait, how far down does this rollercoaster go?!" I laughed so hard because that hits me deep!

i loled so hard at the “every day i’m shuffling” tweet. thank you for the belly laugh. 🤣🤣🤣

Goatee Hank actually looks good, also like a complete stranger, but still good 🐐

@yuppy64

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like imagine waking up in a Twilight Zone where the only difference is that Hank has looked like that the whole time except when he has grown the rest of his facial hairs or shaved his chin down to an ironic but still kinda cool looking soul patch, for Pizzamass or whatever takes its place in this universe, and this Hank somehow has the exact same energy and personality and videos (except with goatee) and discography and bibliography.

@KyleJMitchell

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure Goatee Hank is currently living in Moscow under asylum.

@bigmikebeebee

2 жыл бұрын

Bring back the goatee! #BringBackTheGoatee

"who the hell got potatoes all over my phone" how does one get POTATOES all over a phone?

@samiyahshaikh

2 жыл бұрын

Eating potatoes and playing a game? Spilling? :3

@reinette_croissant

2 жыл бұрын

If those potatoes are thinly sliced, deep fried, and then crumble apart, quite easy actually.

@danieljensen2626

2 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing mashed potatoes.

@KyleJMitchell

2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate that John's pause after reading the tweet was clearly him silently asking the same question that you are, but the answer that Hank gave instead was to the question posed in the tweet itself.

@himanbam

2 жыл бұрын

I imagined like potato chip crumbs idk

“because i’m smart, i deleted all my tweets from 2011.” i see you that, john, and raise you my entire deleted twitter account from 2011. FREEDOM.

I can’t wait to be going through Hank’s 2021 TikToks in 2031!

Seeing Hank and John together always makes me so happy :)

Ooh a blast from the past, also this is proof Hank has kinda grown up

@hopegold883

2 жыл бұрын

Well said.

@monkiram

2 жыл бұрын

True, I always imagine him to have been born a grown up and although this video kind of confirms that a little, it also contradicts in a way too

I remember the negativity over the TFIOS cover! And (if I remember correctly) Sarah came to the rescue to say artistically why it was a wonderful cover ♥️

John’s description of the excitement of a thing going from the joy and exhilaration of going up the hill to the somewhat terrifying experience of going down the hill on a rollercoaster is so beautifully evocative and captures the shifts in the social internet so perfectly.

John Green is literally the pinnacle of human beauty

@himanbam

2 жыл бұрын

I mean maybe if he got a goatee...

@bekanimal

2 жыл бұрын

*Hank Green

"I'm Hank Green, and I'm internet famous" "And I'm his [brother, John] and I'm [also internet famous] "And together we're going to take a look at [our lives and the world like, a decade ago??] by reading, discussing, and critiquing my tweets, welcome to... "Delete this!"

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

2 жыл бұрын

Hank Green sure has a talent at looking at Tweets.

This has some of the most sibling energy in my personal recollection of a vlog brothers video ever

For a moment I was afraid you were gonna look at John's tweets on the wayback machine

Wow that roller coaster analogy is SO spot on

The genuine joy and love you two have with each other is so uplifting to watch.

This is giving me so much joy during the slight pit of despair that is finals week - thank you, Hank and John!

I love you guys! Thanks for doing what you do! ❤️

I recently found this channel (I've been following SciShow for years now) and now this is my go to place when I need a pick-me-up. You two are just wonderful.🥰

Not all heroes wear capes! Even after 10 years you both come up in my classroom/s. Love your work!

Amazing. These videos always make me smile.

I love when you have reunions. You clearly have so much fun together. This is probably why I like "Dear Hank And John" so much. You can tell you're having a ton of fun.

I love you two so much. Sigh. All my good vibes are directed at you. Big hugs and happy holidays.

these video's are so wholesome with the two of you together :D

It's so weird that I remember some of these from a decade ago (the t-shirts, the stuff about the cover). Can't believe it's been a decade.

My favorite is just seeing yall be brothers I love that thank you both for sharing it with us all

Your brotherhood is absolutely the most wholesome of internet content.

how well do you two make my day?

Oh, I needed this laugh right now! Thank you John and Hank!

was hoping for an extended version, thanks brothers

This is what I imagine watching a tiny bit Dear Hank and John unfold to be like. Can't get over their faces when they laugh that hard. So much love there.

These tweets are basically time travel. I'm feeling so many feelings and so very much nostalgia. Thank you. 🙏

This is so great. Thank you John and Hank!

I adore how specific John is about the roller coaster analogy, a perfect metaphor that has aged exactly as described

Has someone else said the thing about the two different parts of the roller coaster? That was pretty brilliant. Full on brilliant actually.

May be one of my favorite videos. And I love all their videos, but Hanks reaction to Every Day I’m Shuffling was priceless

HE’S STILL HERE?!?! THIS IS THE BEST!!!

Goatee-Hank just cheered me up so much, thank you for that

This is such a fun and funny video and so simple this is what's awesome about this channel. It evolves but in some ways its still in 2011

22 whole minutes this is amazing!!!

I am so glad I started watching vlogbrothers again. TikTok just isn't the same. 2011 was a simpler time for us all lol.

It is now exciting like when a roller coaster is stopped for maintenance and you are in the wrong place, it’s very scary, there is nothing you can do, you have no idea what’s broken or what will happen when it’s fixed but every now and then you notice something from a cool new angle before going back to panicking.

All these tweets have aged well. As did all the videos Associated with them.

On a positive note Hank's Ice Cream Changes is a great video I've been using for years to teach guitar, PLEASE! Never take it down.

this is kind of wild to watch because 2011 was the peak of my involvement in nerdfighteria and this is making me confront the fact that that was indeed 10 years ago

I think this was my favorite vlogbrothers video. The broccoli tree video was also great.

I remember seeing Hank retweet that old tweet of his! Now I know when this video was filmed!

it was such a good cover I wouldnt stop seeing it for the next 5 years afterwards 😐

Been a fan of Hank Green's from Tiktok for a bit now, read the books (WOW!) This is the first time I'm seeing the infamous card feud brother. I'm a fan already!

Is it just me or are we being blessed with extra Vlogbrothers content this week? (extremely here for it!)

Ahhhhh what a wonderful way to start my morning!

Lord I remember that goatee vividly, I watched and rewatched that Biology series so many times.

Oh my god I was thinking I’ll have to look it up but thanks John

God bless the extended version, thank you for giving the people what they want amen

This was a really cute video! Thanks for making me laugh today 😊

Definitely keep it!

I was going to say that I went to the Portland show that Hank was tweeting about, but that was in 2012. Guess I'm no help, but I'm glad you had fun!

he’s still here!!!!! god bless

You and your brother are adorable! Thanks for the laughs!

no you guys honestly define perfection 😭😭😭

I am so happy to see this again today. Thank you KZread gods for recommending this gem. I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying.

the roller coaster analogy is the truest thing i've ever watched

This is amazing

Absolutely loving Hank's Hot Pockets Tweets from 2011! Looking forward to Hank's Hot Pockets Tweets from 2012 next year.

I love this!

In 2011 I was devastated that I could not make it to the show Hank did in Portland. Hank, please come back!

Thank you for making me laugh on a hard day. 😊

Hank’s still here!!

I was in middle school when Hank wrote these tweets. I also didn't know that John or Hank existed, despite having heard of TFIOS. I am now an adult in college, and very aware of two nerd dads on the internet.

@ingridplata2411

Жыл бұрын

Same

He’s still here!

Saw Hanks and Tweets in the title and I knew this was going to be epic 😂

THANK YOU for that beautiful and hilarious reminder of the beginning of Sci Show. I had to pause this video to laugh for 4 minutes straight.

This was soooo funny, loved it 😊

After years of research I find you both to be brilliant independently. Combined, however, your sum is definitely greater than your parts. Cheers.

Said and shown starting at 2:53: More and more, I am reminded of how similar Hank and I sometimes are, at least in some respects. Why did I bring that up now? We both seem to laugh at similarly odd times, and funny things to us sometimes aren't as funny to other people. Also, our level of laughter and tone of it is somewhat similar. Is this too weird? Maybe I'm just making these comparisons because I long for the days when some of my friends and I can laugh at things we said ten years ago. Or maybe I'm making them because I had too much fun watching this video. No. Scratch that--"too much fun" does not exist. The point is: you two just made my day with this joyful piece of home sapien life. Oh, and that moment I referenced at the beginning made me literally laugh out loud, but more than that, contributed to this comment and was incredibly wholesome. And that was an understatement. Also, said starting at 3:47: Hank's laughter again reminded me of the comparison.

I can never have enough reunion videos 😄

“Every day I’m shufflin’” is peak 2011.

I love these 2.

Four minutes has never gone by so quickly

This video really highlights how much more Hank moves around in videos that John.

ANOTHER REUNION AHHH!

Great video.