honk moment

@lyleugleman9799

Жыл бұрын

honkin on bobo 😎🤙

The "1 hour of silence broken up by the vine boom" video in the background with the Mario image broke me 😄

Oh god I guess I'll admit it to you guys. I ate a huge bag of fiber snacks yesterday then went on a beach walk with my friend and I ripped a disgusting fart. I was 90% sure she knew it was me but she played along and blamed the dog with me lmaoo.

@lesliesoto7216

Жыл бұрын

She's a keeper

@mug281

Жыл бұрын

I fart on the first date to establish dominance.

@bootycall

Жыл бұрын

whaaaat😳

NOT the clarinetist slander 💀

I like how the video turned into like a reflective parasocial therapy session and it’s very done nicely Mrs Lemons 🍋

you should watch some of brett and eddy's stuff (TwoSet Violin), they have kinda similar vibes to you!

@woofle7

Жыл бұрын

yes yes yes yes

You just know that lemonade guy is into snowballing LMAO

Picking Fall Out Boy as your love song of choice is bold enough as is, but picking one from Mania is next fucking level

Gotta be friggity honest, I feel a bit embarrassed right now after hearing all those damn embarrassing stories. Oh, you internet, you did it again

during early days of the pandemic, when my hs started phasing back in person school, i was reading a book in the library and it emotionally broke me. i started bawling (i had to choke down sobs to stay quiet) and snot and tears got all over my mask. this isn't my most embarrassing story but i think it fits with rest of the stories in the video

Also I made a list of my favorite 10 KZreadrs I watched for October to reflect & I put the big Dev lemons on it. There is no rating for it due to incomparable characteristics/ genre/niche. Thanks. (But if it was you’re in my top 5 favorite) thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Also thanks for the sacrifices to be an entertainer while still being very educational it can make for an easy transition of somebody that’s just a fan of music into creating stuff without being extremely overwhelmed when opening up a daw for the first time

So it’s really hard for me to get embarrassed, I might for like a little bit in the moment, but when I remember things they’re not embarrassing to me really at all. But so this one time, speaking of gynecologist embarrassing stories, I was at my gyno for a pap, I’m pretty sure it was just a routine one, I can’t remember for sure, but she had said something about how no one looks forward to paps and she understands they’re uncomfortable, and I was like, “oh this is actually my FAVORITE thing, I can’t WAIT for my pap smears.” And I was VERY clearly joking. Like I’m not a dead pan person at all generally (and my doc was a little bit of an older woman who was very uptight and I’m pretty sure was on the spectrum, so maybe she didn’t read the sarcasm (I’m also on the spectrum so I totally get it)) but she just slowly turns to her nurse super wide eyed, and her nurse just stares back, like 😳😳😳 and I was like “IM CLEARLY KIDDING THIS IS NOT FUN.” And she was like “oh 😅 okay, ha ha” and of course because I am the most awkward human on the planet I had made this joke while she was physically doing the pap smear, so maybe she didn’t get that it was a joke because she couldn’t see my face in the moment, but like… I felt like I was very clear in my inflection that I was joking 😅😅😅

Part 2 please

You gotta check out TwoSet Violin! That’s who Brett and Eddy are, you were on their subreddit lol

My biggest celebrity crush

Not embarrassing for me but a guy in my section farted extremely loud right before the first note of our second piece in the 4th grade concert. Yes, i am a clarinet player

@C.I...

Жыл бұрын

You deliberately make noises worse than a fart anyway.

@viagraREAL

Жыл бұрын

How could you 😫

@C.I...

Жыл бұрын

@@viagraREAL Hey I just like fart noises, no big deal.

one time, we were playing basketball in gym and i was very obviously not into it. falling behind, avoiding the ball, etc. i was the only trans kid on the boys team (as an enby.) and the kids on sports teams handed me the ball, and cleared a path to the hoop and then went “go on ash, shoot! go ahead little guy you’ve got this!” so i threw the ball back at them and went to the girls locker room and cried. smh trans in a small southern town things

@kotacaelum9428

Жыл бұрын

there was also this one time when i was a junior where i got way too drunk at homecoming, me and my fling danced on the stupid mesh tables outside the highschool like we were at a club. 💀 people recorded us and were around us cheering (they were also drunk bc my fling had the bottle in his car.) the principal came up and grabbed my ankle just as i was going to move my foot, this caused me to fall face first on the ground. the people around me posted it on snapchat bc we were in highschool. that same night i forced my way into a dance circle of a girl i really wanted to be friends with, she took that as me hitting on her; and she watched me trip, scratch my smart shoes, and basically tumble down the hill behind our school. smh

thanks

Slowly watching her unread messages increase

When I was in 10th grade I went to my first school football game (my schools team was rly good so it was a big deal but I was the emo kid so I never went) and so before the game we pregamed and I always had to do the most so I smoked, snorted 2 adderalls, drank a water bottle full of vodka and a whole 4loko. We get to the game and I proceeded to puke all next to myself and on myself in front of half the school and got kicked out of the game. And the Monday after the game the school police came to get me out of class and all the teachers and students were talking about it

I like how you seem drunk here! It adds flavor. I feel like this could be a series. It could be your "Let's Argue"!

Debbie Bonar catching strays

SHE GOES ON LINGLING 40HRS AND DOESNT KNOW BRETT AND EDDY IS. very sacrilegious

woaj so cool

a nice devburger 👍

👏👏👏

i play the clarinet :(

Wocky slush

dev psych

I feel for Debbie. My last name is C*x

Miss lemons🧑‍🍼

Hi

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whatever you think the guy in the movie is going to say, you're wrong

men dell loss hens

Pathétique is pronounced very much like pathetic: pa-teh-teek € is obviously the sign for Euros not pounds which is £

Yo I saw my brother 😨 He’s Dipstick

1 hour of silence occasionally broken up by what!? Please!! What's breaking the silence!!?

You were kind of mean on this one

@eliasgaxiola6130

Жыл бұрын

but thats ok

Why do you look so small?

'Fell of'