"where ever you guys go, I'm there with you...." Covered for this dude as a contractor (Retired Marine here), he was as fearless and funny on the tarmac as the stage. Just another great talent burnt the candle too fast. R.I.P. Ralphie (fellow Texan), the gates are guarded by Jarheads waiting for the next joke.

@davidrichter9164

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service.

@cameronragsdale1402

4 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@bradbutcher3984

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you sir, my brother was a crayon eating gunnery sergeant. You might take offense to that but I meant it with the utmost respect. I'm four times smarter than him but he's four times more successful than me. I thank you sir.

@ktm196

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service, god bless

@boblozaintherealworld3577

3 жыл бұрын

I know you don't need my thanks, brotha'. My dad was WWII Marine veteran, my first cousin is USMC Lt. Col. fighter pilot (ret.) and I served our country by giving the best years of my life playing BASS GUITAR in LA rock bands. We all do what we can. Envious you got to spend time with the great RALPHIE MAY. I'm glad to know he's got them jarheads around him...probably just giving him more material. Semper Fi and Rock On!

Have only just begun to appreciate how great this guy was. Wish he was still with us.

@johntucket9221

4 жыл бұрын

same here. he was so smart. shame..

@xPreatorianx1

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, if he was still with us today, he would have been immediately canceled. Decent portion of the population today can't handle his brilliance. But I agree, wish he was still with us. Amazing comedian and funny as all hell! Rest in peace big guy. Every time it rains you are probably responsible. Making the almighty laugh so hard he cries.

@joegonzalez4468

3 жыл бұрын

Me too, gone too soon.

@stephendverner

3 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@boblozaintherealworld3577

3 жыл бұрын

@@xPreatorianx1 uh, this is not true at all. If it was, why are we still listening to him? 40 years ago, maybe, but thanks to people like Carlin, Pryor, George Lopez etc. Ralphie was free to bring his honesty to us, and make us f'ing laugh. He set the bar WAY high, and current comics are still bringing it. And I agree....Rest In Peace, Ralphie!

The thought of him rolling around un-tethered in a Blackhawk is bringing tears to my eyes!

@bobofwinnipeg9455

2 жыл бұрын

Oh Jesus yes. Lol

“GET HIM OFF THAT WEAPON!!” “THEY’RE NOT JUST SHOOTING AT YOU!!”

@burpostockings

3 жыл бұрын

Lol a true door gunner. GET SOME. WOOO

The world needs a guy like him again. Ppl missed out

@robertkaduck2811

3 жыл бұрын

There will come somone who reminds you of him....he may not be exactly like him but ralphie slightly reminds me of old sammy kinnison in some ways and that dude was outrageous and hilarious and ralphie is now a legend in his own right this man has made me cry laughing soooo many times r.i.p ralphie

@craigmahaney638

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertkaduck2811 i agree.And you probably knew ralphie won a contest at 17 to open for sam kinnison.

@robertkaduck2811

2 жыл бұрын

I did know that iv watched a lot of ralphie i didnt even know he passed till last year i felt sad he was great

I laugh so hard when he's talking about the helicopter ride and firing the gun. Dude was absolutely hilarious. R.I.P. Ralphie May

I served 20 in the Army and retired in 1990, before S--- hit the fan. This is the first time I heard Ralphie had gone to entertain the troops. It made me cry for his support of the troops in harms way. Love you more for it Ralphie!

@mfar3016

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service, sir! One of my regrets is that I never enlisted.

@edithdlp8045

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for ypur service and sacrifice for all of us and this amazing country 🇺🇸 I was in the ARMY RESERVE in 1993.

@ricknelson610

18 күн бұрын

Thank you for your service 🇺🇲

@jessejohnson159

18 күн бұрын

@@ricknelson610 My pleasure! 🤩

GOD I miss that man... such a beautiful soul, and gift... RIP BIG BOY

He killed me with"I am a patch at that point".

@jimcombs3050

2 жыл бұрын

As a submarine sailor, this had me in stitches!!!

"A patch on a submarine" HILARIOUS! "HOORAH!", "GET SOME!" That had me crying!

Love and miss Ralphie May, RIP to May, a great comedian... We sure can use his laughter today. Forever missed

WHAT A GREAT GUY... VERY RESPECTFUL TO OUR GUYS ON THE MILITARY!!!!!!

I love Ralphie and miss him dearly... saw him live 3 times and met him twice after the shows. He was always so nice to his fans.

@charlesquintana8540

8 ай бұрын

He came to my base. I as a combat vet. He will be one of us! For ever more. u.s army! Until we meet again brother! Hooaa!🪖

@aceofspades6667

8 ай бұрын

@@charlesquintana8540 I’m sure that was an awesome show and a good distraction from reality for a bit. He always waited after his show to meet his fans and shake hands. He would shoot the crap with anyone that came to see him. Very grateful I got to see him

You're missed even in 2022 Ralphie...hope you're making em laugh up in heaven

All this time later and still finding hilarious new stuff from him I've never seen before. Rest in power, big man!

Always love you Ralphie.. wish you were here buddy!!!

Imagine being an Iraqi soldier, and looking up at the American choppers to see this dude shooting at you with an MG. *visible confusion and shock*

@flipsidemob807

4 жыл бұрын

ClaytoniusDoesThings when he says he’d make a scary paratrooper I started dying 🤣

@papawoffour2562

4 жыл бұрын

Probably spent more time in the sand box than you

@claytoniusdoesthings9598

4 жыл бұрын

@@papawoffour2562 I'm unsure how you concluded that my comment was an insult to him or his character, but it is not. Secondly, it is not by choice that I was unable to serve. Believe me, I tried. Being born with heart problems puts a real damper on any prospects of joining the military, no matter how strong or how smart one is. To add insult to injury, the was also the time the military was letting politics slam women into combat roles despite their best performers getting blown out of the water by low-end male recruits across the board. It made the excuse: "Your condition would jeopardize the combat effectiveness of your unit" sound much more hollow and weightless.

@oessme13

4 жыл бұрын

@@claytoniusdoesthings9598 At least you tried thats a lot more then others can say

@papawoffour2562

4 жыл бұрын

@@claytoniusdoesthings9598 No offense. Just saw the scarlet and gold, thought you'd be "enabled" Maybe I should revisit my counselor...

I love this bit. I served during this time and love Ralphie’s dedication to the troops!

Feel bad he died so young. It he will live forever on youtube

@rockydennis4497

10 ай бұрын

Or in the minds of those that seen him perform live,I hate it when people post KZread condolences and never seen dude live!!!If you are late to the party,just be late and watch the videos,no need to comment!!!

He had a beautiful singing voice, wow.

@DabsNanime

2 жыл бұрын

No

"Wherever you guys go, I'll go too", what better sentiment for our Men and Women?!

@nemanjastevanovic2032

3 жыл бұрын

Well maybe that you shouldn't go to 99% places you go, because nobody is attacking you, you are not world police force. But oh my, GO MURICA!

God damn dude you were the funniest best man on EARTH!!

Rest in peace Brother Ralphie. You are truly missed

they are not just shooting at you.

@eligebrown8998

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@fishingoutdoors4427

3 жыл бұрын

I lost it when he said that. Funniest shit ever

I found out about this great funny man to late. Miss you Ralphie.

Just booked my first paid work as a comic next Saturday, I owe the fact I even started to Ralphie May. RIP Ralphie I hope they took you heaven in a helicopter

Damn! Just discovered this talented story teller! RIP your work will live on for decades to come! ❤️ and respect ✊

I just got enlightened about his filthy genius humor, my oh my I'm amazed and I'm already sad he passed away.

What a great set🔥🔥

met him years ago at dinner in Houston, very nice and funny guy--his wife worked for a friend of mine

Awesome skit, Ralphie! Appreciate you, dude! -Sailor, US Navy

HOOOORAAAH GEEEEET SOOOOOME😂😅🤣

@alejandrogonzalezgaray7034

4 жыл бұрын

@Woosh Games same here brother🇺🇸💯

Freakin hilarious....one of the funniest people who ever lived.

@fishncapt26

4 жыл бұрын

jon smith c'mon man lol lol I know he's dead and all, but geezuz lol I'm not hatin I don't dislike him, but one of funniest people who ever lived? Ralph's mediocre joke writer at best and his fake stage persona is not quite Amy Schumer level, but almost top tier annoying lol he was a c minus comic at best, annoying fake on stage persona, and yes by all accounts he was a VERY VERY VERY kind generous good dude, and a a plus person, but nowhere near top tier comic and sub par funny person. I know he was a GREAT good person, but let's not allow his death to rewrite or fabricate revisionist history that suddenly makes him a great hilarious comic. There's ten thousand comics who are funny people and funny comics that are billion times funnier people and funnier comics, ralphie was not only now where near a top tier funny grade, but he wasn't even second tier, he was sub par, and a c minus grade on him funn as person and as a comic, is being generous. And I repeat I'm not hatin I don't dislike him, and I know he was a good person, but let's keep it real and honest ok? You could've said he was great guy one the nicest kindest most generous people, I wouldnt of said a peep, but one funniest ever? He was certainly NOT

@kushkiller7108

4 жыл бұрын

@@fishncapt26 I didn't even finish reading what you wrote.....to each their own. Everyone has their own taste.

@fishncapt26

4 жыл бұрын

jon smith no surprise, dumb people hate reading and only a dumb person would call ralphie freaking May funniest to ever of lived

@kushkiller7108

4 жыл бұрын

@@fishncapt26 it's my OPINION that he is one of the funniest. Just as it is yours that hes not. 🖕 troll someone else

@ecs3821

4 жыл бұрын

fishncapt26 you’re a sad sad excuse for a human being my lord

Ralphie May & John Pinette were 2 of the greatest and both left us way too soon.

He was a big man. With an even bigger heart.

He’s still missed

@alenatieken6126

4 жыл бұрын

Big missed!

We all miss you, Ralphie!

God rest his soul,, i think Ralphie is funnier with every new clip I get to find, honest and truly hilarious, definitely on my Mt Rushmore, we need such laughter right now, thank you Ralphie!!

‘’... and some dudes in Tampa are all listenin’ ‘’ 😂

The first night we camped by the rivuh. Lord, lord, lord

I love Ralphie Mae ❤️ Godspeed my man….

Gonna miss ya r.i.p 😞

Loved this

RIP Ralphie May

Such a loss this man was amazing I was so lucky I met him twice and he was a wonderful person as well as a amazing comic..rip

The only guy that can pronounce black hawk without making me giggle.

I was the gunner that day. Some of this story is true.

@timhicks1650

4 жыл бұрын

That's awesome did he get some

@coltonhopkins5517

4 жыл бұрын

Kill. Thank you for your service brother. I would love to hear more 4053016676.

@jessewoolley5421

4 жыл бұрын

That’s fucking hilarious!

@michaelscott7188

3 жыл бұрын

I told him I could cargo strap him in. Lol

@michaelscott7188

3 жыл бұрын

@@timhicks1650 I will not reveal the truth of that flight. His story is way better.

Bless u Ralphie, rest your soul 'playa'! As a fmr USMC infantry- USO shows are priceless when far f home. Though he lived a shorter life- but way more richer than most people will have in 2.

How do you not love Ralphie?!!!

Amazing and truly missed

I miss this man, glad to have meet him in Rockford

THAT WAS AWESOME R.I.P. RALPHIE

Fantastic

RIP Ralphie. You were so great!

I was a executive chef at a place called the Birchmere in Alexandria, VA. He did a show there and I met him. He was the most nicest person. He gave me a signed apron and his signature BBQ sauce. When I heard he passed, I took it personally.

One of the best ever, and gone way too soon.

Ralphie was the best heart of gold and troubled soul. Rest easy funny man....

Love ya and miss you Ralphie! -US Marine-

I was at camp victory in 04. Sucks that I missed him.

One of the funniest comics my old ass ever heard, R.I.P. Ralphie I miss your shows.

"Get in that tank!" "Ewhhhhhh......" 😂😂😂 As a for.mer Amtracker...I havent laughed that hard in a long time... Semper Fi.....RIP Mr. May

Love this dude. Another one gone way fucking too soon. You were and still are and will always be a true Patriot

Love that story, legend

Miss you Ralphy. Too soon.we needed more content.

I miss you , RIP forever in my ❤️

Swear i use to live in vegas all the blocks are long af🤣🤣🤣

God I hope this is a true story! 🙏 I'm laughing so loud 🤣 Truly one of the funniest people to ever live! Miss your beautiful talent

Made a pearl lmao God bless you Ralphie may we love you forever

R.i.p big homie... We miss u man!!!

Miss you Ralphie

I don’t like most comedians, but he was truly great. I hope he knows how much he was and still is appreciated!!! Rest in peace, my friend!

Legend

What a great set funny man!

Ralphie you are truly missed big fella.

Love Ralphie. RIP brother.

He was so talented love him R.I.P Raphie May

Awesome!!!

One of the greatest all time

I wish I could have seen you when I was in man…good shtuffff right there

HOOAH! GET SOME! Gotta love the Airborne.

Did he ever sing publicly? Daumn, that took me by surprise. Mad respect. 2:01

I would hug this man

Hooaah! R.i.p. my brother! 😔🪖🇺🇸

@wtfsalommy3250

21 күн бұрын

💪🇺🇲

😥 He will be missed !🙏❤

I just got into his videos, just to find out he has passed. RIP Ralphie.

This man was the absolute best...

How come this man didn't make it more mainstream? He's definitely got it. Much more funnier than alot of "famous" comedians

@whitehybrid4695

2 жыл бұрын

cause hes a fuck racist

Miss this guy..😢

The best stand up ever.

Damn last couple minutes I made a pearl a literal diamond I hope to succeed like you one day

"give that tank!!" "nheeeeeeee" hahahahahahahaha!! Miss you so much dear Ralphie the most generous soul walking in heaven. Love you for all eternity Ralphie May.

Rip one of the greatest

Ralphy teyin ta get into a tank is like the Caterpillar escapeing frome the bird in a bugs life lol

Damn, I really miss this dude.

you can't not love this guy

You will be missed =(

He’s one of us

Ralphie was the man. Wish I knew more about him when he was alive. Would have loved to see him live. RIP BIG MAN!!!!!!!

What a man!!!

To have Ron white!