To whoever runs this KZread channel,DON'T EVER take this down. if you can, please upload more footage from ralphie's stand up specials and maybe some of his tv appearances as well,but please don't take this channel away from us, because if you do, you're taking away one of the funniest legendary comedians of the modern era and just putting his legacy on a shelf somewhere,and that is just all kinds of wrong in my opinion

I found Ralphie after he'd passed away unfortunately. Gutted! RIP Ralphie May, hope you're happy and smiling wherever you are. love from Scotland.

@HeAvAnLyKiLlEr

Жыл бұрын

I read this comment and had to go and look I'm only 25 and he gets me through anything any bad day I just put abit of ralphie on and he turns it around what a man what a legend rip ralphie 💙

@joannaedssay5988

Жыл бұрын

@@HeAvAnLyKiLlEr it's so so sad isn't it, atleast he left his mark and won't be forgotten.

@lesleyjackson2750

Жыл бұрын

Same here. Absolutely gutted. RIP from Manchester England

@zaizoesclashing7103

Жыл бұрын

Well shit I didn't know that till reading this, that sucks

@thomasbedford1258

Жыл бұрын

Didn't no this as he is comedy brilliant

It’s nice to see him again I miss him like I miss Robin Williams. Thank you for keeping the laughter alive.

I still really miss him. He left the world a better place than when he came into it.

Only the brights stars burn out to fast but his energy is always with us! One ❤️

@GeorgeD1965

Жыл бұрын

if he wasn't so big, he would still be around

@Torrque

9 ай бұрын

This isn’t about being a bright star. His young death is about poor bodily health and excessive obesity. Love him, yes. For sure! But our bodies are finite resources that succumb to poor self-care.

RIP Ralphie may miss you. we need more comedians like you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is it so sad that he's so right! Patience ladies...that's the key. Ur request will not be ignored, just not always completed on your time schedule! Love y'all!

He signed everyone's shirt or got their picture taken with him after the 2 shows I saw him in! Rest easy friend!

He's absolutely on point about this which is why my stubborn ass is still single.

Funny & clever is how I’d describe this great comedian who left this world so young! Keep a healthy weight is Ralphie’s message to us.

I just found this guy on here shame he is gone..great comedian love all his videos n clips

God bless you, sweet man, I love your comedy shows. May you rest in peace. Oklahoma misses u

My happiness is directly linked to not being told I'm wrong when I AM right.

@oldmanfromoc7684

11 ай бұрын

We can be right or we can be happy! Truer words were never said!

@williambrandondavis6897

6 ай бұрын

@@oldmanfromoc7684If you had a spine you could be happy and not married. lol! You are a beta sucker so you are willing to negotiate.

Ralphie was so underrated. I do miss his comedy.

Has to or have been the funniest dude in the world,, RIP sir god bless you and your family 😢😢❤❤

I also found Ralphie after he passed. RIP a good one is gone. 😢

It was a pleasure growing up when his specials came out.

Three comedians I constantly come back to, for their unbridled wisdom and take on how the world works. I recommend them all if you’ve never had the pleasure. First is Ralphie, second is Robin Williams and lastly is George Carlin. Rest in Peace legends

Miss you Ralphie 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄💜💜💜💜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tcampbell807

Жыл бұрын

🍄🤘🤘😆👌

Always hilarious!!

Just heard him for the first time,only imagine what he could ggo into, very talented!!

I watched him when he got started on Last Comic Standing. He smoked the competition. He has always been one of my favorites. Im still sad hes gone. RIP Ralphie Mae!

believe it or not...i had ralphie as a defensive driving teacher at comedy showcase many years ago before he became famous......he made it funny getting a ticket and having to come and hear him teach............so sad hes gone.....

I will always carry that with me. Rest well Soldier!

A man I never met and cried like he was a family member when he passed. RIP Ralphie

And snuck in a valuable message to women while giving his advice to men.

@oldmanfromoc7684

11 ай бұрын

Yeah! Don't sweat the petty shit. Pet the sweaty shit, lol.

The best there ever was got to see him live at zanies in Nashville one night he was only scheduled for 45 minutes he give us an hour and a half RIp brother

@mohammedsiraj2496

Жыл бұрын

And I’m a truck driver too, but not old school. I love old school though!

@oldmanfromoc7684

11 ай бұрын

@@mohammedsiraj2496 Retired driver here l drove coast to coast and border to border 5 million miles,40 years! Love Ralphie May! R.I.P.

You don't need to ask an 'oldtimer' about marriage. I'm in my 30s, was married, and I'll tell ya; he's right. Marriage is A LOT of compromise. Things will NOT go your way all the time. If you can both compromise, you can have a long happy life. If not, well, good luck. That piddly everyday crap? Just let it go, it ain't worth it. Hopefully you married her cause you REALLY love her, so just remember that. If not, your gonna end up arguing one day and thinking 'why am I with you'; if you don't really love the person you may think that and not have an answer. When that happens, you got alot of thinking to do.

Bro,why did you have to leave us?Fuckin LEGEND!

I saw ralph many times. He was gigantic and always talked about his weight killing him. It's a damn shame he didn't listen to himself

My favorite clip 🥳. The womens add part cracks me up every time 😂

Mann r.i.p to one of the greats was one of my favorite

I have seen this bit many times, and its funny as hell 😆😆

This is funny every time you Watch it 👌👌

RIP you was going to be one of the best of all time

😍Phil Collins "I don't care anymore"💋

Rip Ralphie

Lol underrated comedian

"If momma not happy, NOBODY happy" -- Sun Tsu, The Art of War, 900 BC 😁

I was right and after the divorce, way happier. Turns out you CAN be both.

That women’s add line was too fuckin real

This should be amendatory course in all curriculums!

Yooooooo...... ive loved this joke since I was like 18. But now that im 29 I realize the true genius of this bit. It still applies today. Just change it to video games instead. Insert favorite video game/anime theme for dun nu nu dun nu nu and the joke works perfectly to this day. Multiplayer=no go. Single player you can just pause.

Best👏 Dammn👏 Tivo👏 Commercial👏...

What is he doing sitting on the couch wasting his time watching sports center? We could be talking about my mother. Funny stuff.

1:35 " you can be whipped or you can self whipped..."

There's Fluffy, and then there's DAMNNNN.

don't lie and you're fine,that's the whole secret.

LMAOOO 🤣😂🤣

Ralphie was a true talent and taken way too soon. His mentorship of young comics is worth watching. That said, his commentary on marriage is too real to be just a comedy routine. At some point we need to wake up to how unhealthy and toxic marriage is. The whole "you can be right or you can be happy" is nothing to joke about. Or in order to have sex you must marry and ultimately become "whipped". None of this is right nor healthy. Most men joke about it as a way to deal with the pain of how wrong it all is. And it is no wonder that most marriages fail. Ralphie told it like it is, though, and it is a shame such a bright talent was taken so soon. Remember underneath all the comedy is true and raw sadness and obesity too is a sign of extreme sadness, depression, trauma or all of the above. Despite his incredible talent and success, Ralphie obviously had a short, tortured life.

@jackperry6269

8 ай бұрын

yo for real. Why is this funny? Really shouldn't both men and women be coming together and saying let's figure this out so we're both better off?

I Love Ralphie May & eddie griffin

He happy

Im already got entertainment coming to the front door

You left us too soon 💔 😢

I love happy..

Sports gear...EXACTLY what gels well well with Ralphie May...RIGHT?!? Gotta love "relevant ads"? They are free comedy bits!

I don’t have a woman, I get too be right and happy 😉

Why aren’t women ashamed of this characterization? I hear it from most of my guy friends,etc. There must be a ton of truth to it. Why not be a supportive member of the team? Everyone screws up. I want to be with a manly-man...which I can’t have if I keep reducing him to rubble.

Hear comes a peice right now

He shows were ok but he was so much funnier live. Two of the best times I've had

The cheer at 2:30???? What are they cheering for? i do not understand, he's indirectly dissing the ladies.

Love how MWTN or whatever that company is thinks that using a guy that is trying to sound like Ryan Reynolds will help them with their adds😂 I still don't know what they're sellin😅

😂

What are you thinking, that you know where I😊 get it.

Should be re phrased too "You can be wrong or you can be happy" because one will happen often for any man in marriage and the other will only happen for betas. I only need one thing I can not provide for myself and I don't need to get married to get it.

hes not wrong XD rip

I see where hes going but again it should never be be right or happy when it comes to important things. If we are talking facts about things not having to do with relationships or opinions tht is no matter To argue. Both sides should ALWAYS admit wrongs but reassure each other that it isnt a bad thing. On top of tht people shouldnt invest in being right its all about compromise. One sided relationships never work. Communication and respecting boundaries is key.

women shouldn't cheer that they're always "right", that's like saying, the customer is always right lol hence, I'm single

As much as I love ralph and may I think I would rather be right I shouldn't have to dismiss facts and logics just to keep a woman happy

i find it disturbing that we live in a society where we have to agree with people being wrong otherwise the relationship falls apart. Like how immature are women? They are so stuck up they can't handle being wrong and need reality to change around them. It really is disturbing if you think about it.

Congratulation brendan for the oscar.!

Listen could u ask her to get one question out about my movies

Any women that was worried about you taking out the trash you didn't do your part

And tell her not to use me about your thoughts pissing her off

U mean when mr Washington moved into my cave door for the fire and wouldn't bring wood

RIP

You CAN be right and happy at the same time ... very easy even ... just dont date . Have it on the side instead when you feel like it. Simple really. Been working just fine the last two decades . yes i get it a joke , but even joke people take seriously because they can relate . Just saying i cant relate :)

100%. Be the only adult in the relationship, and let the princess-child live in a cloud of delusion.

Love Ralphie but I don't approve this message lol. She can get lost 🤣

The secret is don't get married and give away half... plus another half of your half.. equals 25% for you.. then pay after that for everything.. if you don't get married you will be happy.

@craighovey8415

10 ай бұрын

Nothing says I love you like a contract with the government

this guy gonna die young

@pzarton22

9 ай бұрын

Yea he did die pretty young

fck.. i didnt even know he died?! daamnit----

He was so overweight it's just sad to look at him 😢

Im right AND happy. I rent, no need in full purchase

almost every trash night my partner jokes babe its your turn to take the trash out knowing full well he is going to do it but he likes to pick (sarcasm) but we both will remember one night he literally forgot and i heard the truck coming and he ran out the door and slid around the corner with the can lmao karma

This sketch is super funny. But also shows how superficial arrogant shallow and ignorant women are… amen to that

I choose "right"

All the good fat one's die. All you have to do is wonder why. Do you get it yet?

One successful way to keep a relationship going.... Take care of your health. Don't die because you can't put the cheeseburgers down.

It's funny, but it's also normalizing disfunctional relationships and further emboldening the female ego, which is a problem

Well sad to see her go. Actually pretty funny. I wish her well in nothingness.

So much talent wasted. He ate himself to death 😢

This video needs a graphic content warning at the start. I was not prepared for the visual of a woman going down on this guy.

@NaughtyJuri

Жыл бұрын

BANG ZOOM!

@alfonso2610

Жыл бұрын

Go away to your parallel universe and don't come back to real life.... 🤔🫣🧠😖🤬🤬🤬

Not really a comedian....more like a story teller.

gross

@herbosmoker848

Жыл бұрын

Gross is your heart.

@idc0133

Жыл бұрын

​@@herbosmoker848maybe he's german

Advice on a relationship from a man who never had one....perfect.

@natashacowan3511

Жыл бұрын

He was happily married for 17 years, with two children. Yes, they got a divorce two years before, he died of a cardiac arrest. Do you even know what you are talking about? Doesn't sound like it!! Just because he was a big guy, doesn't mean that he wasn't in a relationship! He would know a thing or two, on relationships. If he was married for 17 years.