"I want to speak to the boss" "I am the boss" *shocked pikachu Karen*

@SpaghettiMaster57

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@SpaghettiMaster57

5 жыл бұрын

Dont sue me pls

@Name_man

5 жыл бұрын

"I want to speak to your boss's boss!"

@Amayagma

5 жыл бұрын

Hiii

@luka4305

5 жыл бұрын

rSlash F to pay respect

Me, a peasant: She had to quit her job. RSLASH, an intellectual: She had to fire herself.

@Sh1nsoul

2 жыл бұрын

replied

@snailcheeseyt

Жыл бұрын

replied 2

@-sleepydude_-.-

Жыл бұрын

replied 3

@daredevill6

Жыл бұрын

replied 4

@theadvancedorange2355

Жыл бұрын

replied 5

R/slash: * starts recording * Yugo: If he speaks I squeaks!

@wastelandlegocheem

5 жыл бұрын

Speak for a squeak

@Grey-The-Skeleton

5 жыл бұрын

Squeak!*

@thefinalflash6211

4 жыл бұрын

If it FITS HE SITS .emkay

@acls1239

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@acls1239

4 жыл бұрын

@@thefinalflash6211 would you like to have $500 💵

"Our company is running so smoothly, why are we paying you guys to just sit around doing nothing? We're dissolving your team. Hey why are we suddenly losing so many accounts?" Gotta love when the higher-ups don't bother to actually figure out what positions are vital before they start cutting.

@mongmanmarkyt2897

3 жыл бұрын

@Camryn Padgett it's not just that; it's the fact that the team replacing his was untrained

@shoom7103

3 жыл бұрын

“Wait your telling me you literally made this company with hard work and practice, bringing it up from one employee to a thousand? You’re fired.”

@_Fizel_

3 жыл бұрын

It's like someone going 'hey I keep smacking my arm on something, so imma cut it off' then going 'wait why can't I use my arm anymore?!?'.

@thedarkonekc

3 жыл бұрын

This had to be ATT

@chrislanglois8275

2 жыл бұрын

correction for rslash, most of us wish we were earning a million in a decade, after all even a great game dev and other jobs r around 75k+ per yr still not 1 million XD lol T_T

“Let me speak to your manager” - 10% power “I am the Manager” - 50% power “WE DONT HAVE A MANAGER” - 100000% POWER

@LionManatic

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm the owner" - All damage the opponent that has done to the user, gets reversed back to the opponent plus times 5, with all of it's 100% power plus times 1,000,000,000

@melkiorwiseman5234

4 жыл бұрын

That should be: "Let me speak to your manager" - Power level 10 "I am the manager" - Power level 100 "Let me speak to the owner" - Power level 500 "I am the owner" - It's Over 9000! ;)

@thebetaman

4 жыл бұрын

@@melkiorwiseman5234 There is no owner. *I cant read his power, it's divine!*

@SydRainn

4 жыл бұрын

My store doesn't have a STORE manager. I jokingly suggested to our DISTRICT manager about how we should say "WE DONT HAVE A MANAGER" if someone asks. She thought it was hilarious and said until we find a decent GM to run the store, we're absolutely allowed to do that, as long as it was only on night shift (customers are usually younger and/or too high to care). I haven't had to say it yet, but boy do I want to 😂

@hurricane3241

4 жыл бұрын

“Let me speak to the manger”- 1damage “I am the manager” - 50 damage “WE are the manger” damage= MOTHER RUSSIA.

You: "I can't play right now!" Yugo: **r/maliciouscompliance and plays by himself** Yugo: **SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAK!**

@jjimjjam1707

4 жыл бұрын

yep lol stay determined

@lex5938

4 жыл бұрын

“You can’t play right now!”

@mikedropperplayz7342

4 жыл бұрын

Well played

@BowieRulez

2 жыл бұрын

Isn’t it Hugo?

@thefitnessgrampacertest5732

Жыл бұрын

@@BowieRulez no he confirmed a while ago that its yugo

I literally snorted when the little boy said “daddy!” Knowing what was going to happen lmao

@bantersaurous6932

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@bruhbruh7886

4 жыл бұрын

So did we all, sara. So did we all....

@SquooshyCatboy

4 жыл бұрын

Oof.

@bruhbruh7886

4 жыл бұрын

Dumbiesheep huh? I am tho

@nervnerd

4 жыл бұрын

It was at this moment that karen had indeed fucked up.

My iPad: “Smooch Da Pooch”. My wife: “what the hell are you listening to?”

@lecrono6781

3 жыл бұрын

How'd that end?

@seeker1795

3 жыл бұрын

I need to know this as well

@aarongranger

Жыл бұрын

Sorry all! I just saw the notification about the 3rd comment. I can't remember what happened 2 years ago, but my wife is still with me (as are our 2 dogs)! ;)

Censor words with Yugo’s barking.

@whiterabbit75

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. It would sound much better than self-censoring.

@passthecrablegs2646

3 жыл бұрын

I support

@chrisriley2321

3 жыл бұрын

Example: Before: "This woman was a huge witch" After: "This woman was a huge *BARK*"

@anuravi1413

3 жыл бұрын

Hehe

@DJdoppIer

3 жыл бұрын

YEEEEEESSSS!!!

"Dog, please stop! Want a cuddle?" I wonder who's the boss in this relationship?

@drops2cents260

5 жыл бұрын

Same with me and my two toms, I suppose... :-)

@darrenjones598

5 жыл бұрын

He sort of sounds like thinknoodles 😂

@end4er249

5 жыл бұрын

Well the boss is not rslash, Yugo......maybe lol

@drops2cents260

5 жыл бұрын

@@end4er249 Yugo. Definitely Yugo. No contest there.

@seldonwright4345

4 жыл бұрын

DOG always.

“DOG!!” 3 seconds later “DOG PLEASE!!” 1 second later *”DOG STOP!!”*

@rcredidio

3 жыл бұрын

Upvoted because dog. 🐕

@lecrono6781

3 жыл бұрын

Hehe dog

@thephantomgamer3330

3 жыл бұрын

DOG PLEASE STOP YOU'RE SCARING THE KIDS

You know she's a good manager when she takes it upon herself to fire herself 🤣

it's so cute hearing rslash interact with his dog. so wholesome

OG: I’m close friends with the ceo 30 minutes later... Kid: Daddy! OG: Oh shhh

@Lex-ib2qk

4 жыл бұрын

Right? And who tf talks to someone like that without even knowing who they are 🙄😂

@Drummerx04

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lex-ib2qk Right? Most of these surely must be fake. I can't imagine so many people committing job suicide that fast.

@SgtIronbeak

4 жыл бұрын

@@Drummerx04 Believe me, it's possible for someone to jump headfirst into their freshly dug grave.

@shinigamirealm9802

4 жыл бұрын

@@GG-nv4vl the sister knew it duh, she even called the kid her NEPHEW

@animewizard1988

4 жыл бұрын

G G the CEO's sister was the OP, not the subject/karen

rSlash: says something Yugo: *squeak squeak squeak* rSlash: "Smooch-tha-pooch!"

R/: **breathes** Yugo: *if he speaks I squeak*

@fliplessrl5539

2 жыл бұрын

Stolen a year l8r

@thecelestialstarship

2 жыл бұрын

Ya copied this

I'm surprised the bank put the employee first and actually stood up to that customer. Very commendable.

"Are you *SERIOUS* ? 30 *DOLLARS* ? "2000 dollars? Sounds perfect, thanks!"

@monkii3814

5 жыл бұрын

I've worked in tech support for 3 months (couldn't take all the shit decided to go look for something else) and I tell you: some people will murder for 5 dollars

@paulsmith9198

5 жыл бұрын

So big banking thieves were able to take advantage of a rude shyster. Bravo!

@ShardFalcorsGaming

5 жыл бұрын

@@paulsmith9198 Wut?

@GeminiHiro009

5 жыл бұрын

I worked in a call center this year and the people omg... The people... The best words to hear tho "you know what cancel my services" Me: OK. Like bitch you're paying so little for your internet you should consider yourself lucky.

@lucorsavior3709

5 жыл бұрын

Nice

At my company we have a policy that you simply say "let's keep it professional " then if the Customer is still abusive you can hang up. You have to take care of your employees.

Yugo: * squeaks toy* r/:Come on man wanna cuddle I cuddle with you

You saying "OhooOHoO, you're so big now." Makes me think Yugo is Clifford the big red dog.

@dingoatemychild1

5 жыл бұрын

You mean Clifford the Big Red CAT

@dingoatemychild1

5 жыл бұрын

🐱😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😹😺😺😺😺😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

@omagacat3553

5 жыл бұрын

I love that show when I was little lol

@kankay0820

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@cheerscliff

5 жыл бұрын

I approve this comment.

"This is Dr *giggles*" That's the best

@dot.56

4 жыл бұрын

3

You cannot be sued for slander if what was said is true. The laughter after the office manager story was all it took for me to Lose it! SO glad I swallowed that last bit of teal

Hearing the "puppybloopers" was the highlight of my day haha

“LET ME IN AREA 51! MY SON WANTS TO PLAY THERE! AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR 2,000 ROUNDS PER MINUTE GUN AS COMPENSATION!”!

@michelangelop3923

5 жыл бұрын

Καλό 👍🏻

@leftmorningstar6954

5 жыл бұрын

@@michelangelop3923 ,,💯

@skyleader-uh1ez

5 жыл бұрын

Me: Laughs in 3,000 rounds per minute

@jacobh.2973

5 жыл бұрын

HES BEEN NICE AND DESERVES AN ALIEN

@habibahmed9389

5 жыл бұрын

“You can go there” dies in 1 second “are you glad you listened to yourself and not me” Karen has surprised pikachu face while bleeding “lol”

"I want to speak to your boss!" *Puts on fake mustache* "Hi I'm the owner how can I help you?"

@perseus5656

5 жыл бұрын

If I ever own a company I'll keep a fake mustache to do that to a Karen

@Chunkboi

5 жыл бұрын

Danmachi abridged!

@perseus5656

5 жыл бұрын

@@Chunkboi what has danmachi to do with this?

@Chunkboi

5 жыл бұрын

Wahl_ player there’s an abridged episode where that exact thing happens.

@perseus5656

5 жыл бұрын

@@Chunkboi I even watched sword oratoria and I can't remember it

On puppy bloopers when he said “we can cuddle 🥺” and “smoochy pooch **kiss**” I didd

Random person: "gives bad review" Owner: ight ima sue

"SMOOCH DA POOCH MMMWUUAH!" Bestest quote besides the doggo squeaks

@starbird3939

5 жыл бұрын

Skeledorky that needs to be a tshirt

@dot.56

4 жыл бұрын

2

@TheSlimeKilling_Minecart

4 жыл бұрын

@@dot.56 3

@seadoor5262

4 жыл бұрын

4

@ballpointpen7728

4 жыл бұрын

M

The "she had to fire herself" line made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that. I really needed it.

@Katherina13S

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I had to stop the video to calm down.

I love how you crack up sometimes while reading stories

Rslash: She had to fire herself. me: Isn't that called... quitting?

@tomasz1817

4 жыл бұрын

Rslash: Listen here you little sh#t

@haydentullos644

4 жыл бұрын

I think as the “manager” that looked better than quitting

@datasecured2340

4 жыл бұрын

13:05, It's more fun this way. Wouldn't be any fun if we watched an emotionless robot am I right?

@jasidwa

4 жыл бұрын

Who wants to bet that the level of privilege and superiority this "manager" showed was because she was the CEO's mistress? He took care of this with an offline discussion behind the scenes. And I bet she got an off-the-books severance package.

@maideewana5699

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't you listen it correctly? She never contacted or sent in a resignation, she just didn't appear for work

"I'M A CLOSE, PERSONAL, FRIEND of the C.E.O!" But she doesn't know that he has a kid? Yeah, real close...what an unimaginable pain in the ass that girl must've been. I feel sorry for the kid.

rSlash: *Tries to do something. Anything* Yugo: *Laughs evilly*

@anonymousburrito4743

5 жыл бұрын

I believe you mean Yugo: *Barks evily* (Though it doesn't sound as funny

The sound of Yugo squeaking his toy is simply ADORABLE! 😍 Give him a big hug for me!

i love that you laugh mid sentence because you see the next word knowing its funny people getting karma its really nice and makes you sound human and not a normal bot reading out in tts. Also great videos and good quality keep it up! i dont know what i would do without it.

I love that when Yugo interrupted you offered to cuddle him! You’re such a good dog dad!

Can we please see Yugo? It sounds like he’s grown quite a bit! Edit: thanks for the ❤ rSlash!

@c33minus

5 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeeeeees! YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!

@RoseDragon529

5 жыл бұрын

Hey 420 likes! Cool!

@why5137

5 жыл бұрын

Ali Penn I kinda wanna ruin it

@bagel4672

5 жыл бұрын

There's no heart lol

@risepticeye

5 жыл бұрын

Ali Penn it got taken away because you edited

No one: Literally no one: Not a single soul: Not even aliens: RSLASH:sMoCha tHa PoOcH

I once went to a resteraunt where the Karen WAS the manager

@semotari311

4 жыл бұрын

hey You have met the final boss I see

@LSG_Squadron

2 жыл бұрын

That was the mini boss the real boss is a buisness where all higher ups are absolute karens

RSlash: Time to record. Yugo: I'm about to *squeak* this man's whole career.

rSlash: Trying to do job Yugo: I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career.

@whiterabbit75

3 жыл бұрын

Ruin? Or make it better?

@luizansounds

2 жыл бұрын

I was melting with Yugo trying to play xD

I need “smooch da pooch” on like a beanie or something

IF J.J. JAMESON HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING IT IS THAT SLADNER IS SPOKEN, NOT WRITEN!!!

Smooch da pooch!

@okalers2794

3 жыл бұрын

Duck the fuck

@ChatOfEdgers

3 жыл бұрын

@@okalers2794 duck duck

Omg I love Puppy Bloopers XD Their relationship is sooo cute, you can tell how much the doggo loves him

Re: Puppy Bloopers I keep thinking that when Yugo squeaks his toy, it sounds like he's laughing at you.

"Never take offense at the words and actions of idiots. I created idiots for entertainment purposes. Mine first, thine thereafter." Suggestions 1:17 - Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Day one of joining the movement to have rslash censor out swear words with Yugo barking Edit: Thanks for the heart rslash! Edit 2: RIP the heart from rslash :( Edit 3: For god sakes everybody I've had like 40,000 replies telling me that if I edit the heart disappears. I know.

@ametrinemoon

5 жыл бұрын

I'm part of the movement

@kingredleader7839

5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that has been a petition for about a year now but I'm part of that movement too

@lucasl2352

5 жыл бұрын

Yas

@lucasl2352

5 жыл бұрын

Ametrine Moon yas

@vortex9604

5 жыл бұрын

I join now with you

You encounter a wild Karenchu Karenchu use “speak to the manager” It’s not very effective Op uses “surprise twist” It’s very effective The wild Karenchu fainted

@The-Omega-Blade

5 жыл бұрын

_what a twist!_

@hunterarthur891

5 жыл бұрын

Op uses malicious compliance

@Stanfordscienceman

5 жыл бұрын

I catch it and transfer it to sun and Moon to get karenno

@mehtalcypress

4 жыл бұрын

Lllllllmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooo

@xxkarthik7297

4 жыл бұрын

@Soulless Critter did you know that was an actual move or did you just say it?

I just learned about your channel and have been going through all of your videos You and Yugo ASMR has been the most delightful part of all your vids Thank you for all the content you make, Especially the dog ❤️

I love to listen to you read these at the same time as us. You have a very nice voice and laugh Please keep up the amazing work

Oh to be a fly on the wall when the kid called the ceo daddy to see her face and reaction never lie about your connection to the ceo when the person is his sister

*Insert Thanos meme* Did you get the $30? Yes What did it cost? Everything ....

@13bgunbunny42

5 жыл бұрын

The $ goes in front of the number. Example: $2000

@LW.360

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@kendra_t

5 жыл бұрын

What did it cost? $2000 :(

@mosclone2121

5 жыл бұрын

Since he wasn't given the interest waiver, that thirty was taken out of his transaction account along with the overdue payments. He lost everything and still didn't get the thirty.

@miltoska9708

5 жыл бұрын

Semper Fidelis that's how it's used only in America... In most other countries even when talking about us dollars it goes after... Example:2000$

The manager one where the nephew yelled "DADDY!" Made me laugh so hard.😂😂

Karen uses: Do you know who I am OP uses : I don't care Karen uses: I want the manager OP uses: I am the manager Karen ran away!

4 - 5 = -1. There. I have now left a negative comment. I expect my subpoena in the mail in short order.

@alrightytighty1572

5 жыл бұрын

Keichimaru I’ll make it more positive! -1 + 2 = 1! Now it’s positive! :D

@Keichimaru

5 жыл бұрын

@@alrightytighty1572 Curses! I've been foiled again!

@noahlitz2108

5 жыл бұрын

@@Keichimaru dang

@ECWPlays

5 жыл бұрын

Nice meme!

@corevortex6198

5 жыл бұрын

Keichimaru 10 - 100 = -90 + 1 = -89 haha more negative

Germany: "GIVE ME AUSTRIA!!!" Europe: "Ok."

@Sendvic-666

5 жыл бұрын

NANI

@DebtsofImmortality

5 жыл бұрын

HE'S HERE OMG HE S ACTUALLY HERE THIS IS GREAT (lol)

@Ricardo5911jakakak

5 жыл бұрын

I LOVE YOUR NAME LMAFO

@icicle_ai9748

5 жыл бұрын

I'm disappointed

@agent5866

5 жыл бұрын

Germany:give me Czekia Europe:ok.

Every time you call Hugo "dog" i keep thinking you never gave him a name And then i remember you did when you mention his name

@sherylcascadden4988

2 жыл бұрын

Yugo

GOD I JUST LOVE THE PUPPY BLOOPERS AT THE END. SO WHAT IF I AM A GUY THE PUPPERS ARE THE CUTEST!!!!

The girl who was mean to the sister of the CEO is just like "fridge this poop I'm out"

@aralornwolf3140

5 жыл бұрын

Also mean to the CEO's son... a much bigger problem, lol. At least she was kind enough to see herself out the door.

@acmenipponair

5 жыл бұрын

And that although they wouldn't perhabs had fired her. Just told her in her place. I mean, as OP said, she didn't knew who they are. Yes, she acted not good, especially if OP would have been a customer, but that was a first-day-mistake. And perhabs it would have made her learn to not be a self righteous bitch just because she is the "chief secretary". But she chosed instead to leave immediately. Also a "solution" ;)

@DrinkYourNailPolish

5 жыл бұрын

@@acmenipponair a secretary should NEVER act like that to anyone at any point. I was a secretary for almost two decades (at a funeral home then a school) and rudeness was never tolerated.

@OptimusPhillip

4 жыл бұрын

Joke's on her, now she ain't seeing that severance package.

"I'm the manager and I know he CEO" sure thing secretary.

This channel is great! I love it when he can't help but start laughing 😂😂

I'm sorry but I'm dying of the cuteness of the doggy bloopers. The way they interact is absolutely adorable.

Entitled person: delete my relationship with the bank Bank: deletes everything Ep: throws a tantrum Bank: sends recordings Bank: you’re banned from the bank from talking trash to our people bye

Dude, your puppy bloopers get my dog all riled up, he keeps looking for the squeaker XD

"Thank you, your accounts have been closed. Is there anything else I can help you with tonight?" That....that was beautiful. - wipes tear from eye -

"Has anyone threatened to sue over a negative review?" >Digital Homicide has entered the chat.

@MissCandiDandi

4 жыл бұрын

Ten MILLION dollars! 😆😆

To answer your question at 1:20, I'm a lawyer and no he can't sue over a negative review. He can definitely try, but there is no chance of it being successful unless the review is completely false and is damaging to the business.

@emilyrodriguez939

5 жыл бұрын

Aren't reviews used to help improve or damage the business? How would they sue if a review is to inform the public about what happened?

@gmun2248

5 жыл бұрын

@@emilyrodriguez939 The "completely false" bit is the key point. ^

@emilyrodriguez939

5 жыл бұрын

@@gmun2248 thanks

@DrunkenGyarados

5 жыл бұрын

Emily Rodriguez to further clarify, you would also have to prove that the negative review also had a genuine impact on the business. It would be rather difficult to prove that one individual online review had any tangible impact on the business’ performance.

@emilyrodriguez939

5 жыл бұрын

@@DrunkenGyarados okay, that makes way more sense. Thank you

Negative review getting sued? Try Steam review. It will blow your mind... Especially from shady game developer.

@MegaOS_Ver_NEET

5 жыл бұрын

negative review = sued? try "harrassing" and "making fun" of someone on youtube who's apparently on the political left and with big leftist companies... and that person claimed to be thick skin on those things... you guys know who I'm talking about..

@WolfyFancyLads

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, remember Jim Sterling? How much did they wanna sue him for, like 500 million? All because their game was trash, the footage shown in all the reviews proving it. Oh, and then there was that Garry Day 1 or whatever it was game that got people KZread strikes cos he was a little bitch about reviews.

@HaXD1209

5 жыл бұрын

This reply section is kinda nice

@HaXD1209

5 жыл бұрын

This reply section is kinda nice

@MegaOS_Ver_NEET

5 жыл бұрын

@@WolfyFancyLads i heard jim sterling gotten into some legal issue... but the person i'm talking about is a bit more recent.... and yeah.... you gotta hate the insane people who thinks anyone who's not with them must be purged...

"Imagine loosing millions of dollars a month!" Imagine calling them fries

You need to do a puppy games here The bloopers give me a smile every time

rSlash: *reads a post* Puppy: *squeak* *squeak* rSlash: *sigh*

"Due to the quote-" *SQUEAK* "uuuggghhh" ..... *SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK* Edit: Thanks for the like everyone! And R/ 😁

@rewto5131

5 жыл бұрын

*squeaking intensifies* DOG! ........*little squeak"

The lady not coming back is pure “Welp, I messed up.” energy, and I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂

For the first story: Slander? It is not I resent that! Slander is spoken. In print it's libel.

@Starphoenix

4 жыл бұрын

Is it wrong that I read that in J. Jonah Jameson's voice?

@user-kx7do4fh2j

4 жыл бұрын

@@Starphoenix It was the intention all along. Best quote ever!

*looks at thumbnail* me: wait a second edit: AYYYY GOT HEARTED BY r/

@AmaryInkawult

5 жыл бұрын

vM WildRush: who are you!? Karen vM WildRush: I'm you, but I demand to see the manager!!

@newphone9592

5 жыл бұрын

its you

@bingusgaming6957

5 жыл бұрын

*surprised Pikachu face*

@ivanhui6051

5 жыл бұрын

Prayers for 2000 subscribers

@OP-bb3vw

5 жыл бұрын

vM WildRush Is that your mother?

"When a 'can I talk to your manager' Karen..." "CLAIMS TO BE THE MANAGER" *surprised Pikachu*

@Ob1tuber

5 жыл бұрын

Huh huh hahahahahahahaha

@AmaryInkawult

5 жыл бұрын

Karen: I am the manager Me: YOU BECAME THE THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY!!!

yall know that one day the puppy bloopers will be doggy bloopers soooo [worried screaming]

Office girl was so embarrassed at her own actions, she didn’t go back or contact them again after messing up so badly, because she wouldn’t let Dr op tell her their name or that the child was the CEO’s son. Couldn’t stop laughing afterwards lol.

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@bigiron7500

5 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh ngl

@mclarenmp4-12c8

5 жыл бұрын

frick get rekt

@Monasaurus_Rex

5 жыл бұрын

If i slander the government will they delete my existence please?

@aswo6207

5 жыл бұрын

Nibbler Of Pennies more like twitch with alinity

@lexntm

5 жыл бұрын

No

Customer: Starts acting rude to employee. Employee: is rude back. Customer: Shocked pikachu Karen :P

Customer: I want to close my account immediately!!!!! OP:you promise?

hearing you interact with your dog makes me so happy it’s adorable

A wild Karen: Give me your car! Random person: what? No. A wild Karen: can I at least have your child? Random person: no! A wild Karen: you yelled at me! Now u have to give me your soul! Random person: no.? Karen: fine I’m calling the police! *smuggest flipping look in the world* they’ll do something about you.. not... letting me have your soul..? *the wild Karen has become confused and realised that it’s an idiot! Wow how’d it know?*

@AbbieInsanity

5 жыл бұрын

It hurt itself in it's confusion

@lucifers.morningstar3805

5 жыл бұрын

It's super effective.

@GreenMetalicDevil

5 жыл бұрын

Only one thing wrong. The realisation before meeting the police. At least have to yell at them, resist arrest and get sentenced before she might realize her stupidity. Which still is like a 25% chance... 15% if she got the hair, 5% if she has the hair and a little angel from down below.

@bananaboisgaming8313

5 жыл бұрын

He'll nahawahhhh

@bananaboisgaming8313

5 жыл бұрын

It's supposed to be hell damn auto correct

Puppy Bloopers has to be the best part of the video XD

*works for credit beaur. Knows that person called my company a week later cause that late charge went to our files...feels pity for agent who had to take that call*

I know this is 3 years old but the puppy clips at the end are THE BEST!! He’s too cute!! I’m still working my way through all of your posts but I hope you include these with each one!

you know it's good when even RSlash can't stop laughing while reading it and can't be bothered to re-record

R/slash: Has only swore once. KZread: bEtTeR gEt HiM dEmOnItIzEd.

@chaosstorm8307

5 жыл бұрын

As pointed out by another user, It's his name 😂 R/ resembles "arse lash" if you read it as a word. Arse being a curse word, violates the user agreement. So basically KZread demonetize him because there stupid.

@cosmicnovacat

4 жыл бұрын

SWOOOOOOREEEEEEE

@637dan

4 жыл бұрын

chaos storm That is hella lame, when did people become such pussies? As much as my creative mind can stretch I literally never though of it being pronounced like that. It’s seems to me KZread is really trying to slash the budget. That’s fucked up yo.

@dot.56

4 жыл бұрын

@@637dan who tf says hella

@IceDragon-wl9pz

4 жыл бұрын

Team KaRma Jacksepticeye “what the fucking fuck is that fucking shitty monster dude? WTF KZread: nah he’s fine. Also I love Jacksepticeye so no hate to the bullshit he puts on KZread because it’s funny af

SUGAR, THE PUPPY BLOOPERS WAS ME LAST NIGHT TRYING TO RECORD MY VIDEO!!!! I have a 3 1/2 month old German Shepard puppy named Loki. He does that whimper FOR EVERYTHING!!!!

Aww. The amount of bloopers between you and your dog is just adorable. They just want play and snuggle times 😂 🐶

Managers: "I've got a great idea on how to improve this business" Reality, every time: "I'm gonna have to stop you right there."

Puppybloopers! So cuteeeee! “He cost himself *squeak* oh dog...”

Your Puppy Bloopers Are Hilarious. When The Puppy Bloopers Start I Don't Even Think To Skip It.

“Due to the quote vile and disgusting way he spoke to me” Puppy “😈 SQUEAK” 😂😂

Huh? Your egg is hatching! Dun dun dun dun dun duhhh dun dun dun dun dun dun duhh! ... Congratulations! Pikakaren hatched from the egg! Pikakaren

@muhamedhani4419

5 жыл бұрын

lol I’d play that Pokemon game

@aswo6207

5 жыл бұрын

TinyRedRawr uh I don’t think you realize how good of a move set that is with some other good moves but electric types don’t have many physical attacks and talking isn’t physical but special attack

@Explodesyourmicrowave

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Croc Oh, I know it’s good. I’ve been playing Pokémon sense Gold and Silver It’s just that you gotta get rid of every single Karen out there

@AmaryInkawult

5 жыл бұрын

No... You leave it in the box never to see the light of day ever again.

@Diabetic-Disaster

5 жыл бұрын

this is the best

Honestly what separates this channel from the others is that the reading is a real person and not the "meme voice". Really gives it that personal touch and keeps me coming back!

OMG! Dogs are the absolute best!!! Thank you for the smile today!!!

omg the Office girl story at 8:37. Did she just seriously make the CEO's little child cry hahahahahahahahhaha!