PUTTING DOWN THE WATCHDOG! - Ray Gun Recap

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I've hated Twitter for longer than I've loved anything, and the Racism WatchDog account is the perfect compilation of every reason why. So I thought it'd make perfect sense to engage in some light canine abuse!
Today we'll be proving that not all dogs go to heaven, that Hollywood is a greedy hole where spit collects, and ... oh yeah, I'm back now. Hello. How ya doin? Been a while.
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  • @HiIThinkImReal
    @HiIThinkImReal6 жыл бұрын

    _woof woof woof woof woof woof_

  • @Xargas

    @Xargas

    6 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, he managed to write woof six times!

  • @LieutenantSilver

    @LieutenantSilver

    6 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe this account is simultaneously better _and_ worse than the SaarLorLux's Double Unicorn. It's worse because rather than tweet embarrassing, passive aggressive and factually incorrect opinions on Hatespeech and constitutional law the Watchdog just blares idle nonsense in a manner as symbolic as its negligible effect on society. On the other hand, the dog is voluntarily supported by gullible cretins. The Double Unicorn cost taxpayers money. More than EUR 50.000, over 2 years. Because the state has _noting better to spend it on._

  • @MrCatofdoom

    @MrCatofdoom

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bork

  • @g0urd_dude246

    @g0urd_dude246

    6 жыл бұрын

    Damn Furries

  • @iamimiPod

    @iamimiPod

    6 жыл бұрын

    I agree with you when you assert "woof woof," but I just think calling it "woof" goes to far and doesn't deserve to be "woof woof."

  • @MrSexyRoland
    @MrSexyRoland6 жыл бұрын

    my favorite thing racismdog did was when it barked at an article about a black woman attacking white people while saying, "i hate white people" and then had to delete the tweet and take a few days off because of the stress from people attacking them for barking at the wrong type of racism.

  • @ComicGladiator

    @ComicGladiator

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ah but she can't be racist, because she has no power! Which is how she can say whatever she wants, and anyone correcting her is driven offline. From the powerlessness.

  • @DevineInnovations

    @DevineInnovations

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's racist to talk about racism. You are better off ignoring it, which is also racist.

  • @LieutenantSilver

    @LieutenantSilver

    6 жыл бұрын

    @MrSexyRoland -- _They need their weave. Take that shit to the suburbs._

  • @annabellethepitty

    @annabellethepitty

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Other Point Of View nah just cowards.

  • @gourabkundu6324

    @gourabkundu6324

    6 жыл бұрын

    MrSexyRoland Racism also conflates culture and race just like the alt right and thinks Islam is a race

  • @bugleberryfancam5820
    @bugleberryfancam58206 жыл бұрын

    You forgot to mention whenever you call out Racism Watch Dog for being stupid, people reply with "Dude you're arguing with a dog!" completely ignoring that two grown men run the account and they take breaks because it is stressful to run the twitter.

  • @papasmurfsmurfy6360

    @papasmurfsmurfy6360

    6 жыл бұрын

    Corn Bread They didn’t take breaks because of stress. They did that because they woofed at a black woman saying “I hate white people” and their stupid followers didn’t like that

  • @0karmaticfrost010
    @0karmaticfrost0105 жыл бұрын

    "The strong black women joke has been around for decades!" S-so would u rather be a... weak black woman then????

  • @charlesdemers1197

    @charlesdemers1197

    5 жыл бұрын

    0Karmaticfrost0 Good comment

  • @CorundumDevil

    @CorundumDevil

    4 жыл бұрын

    There will literally never be a correct answer. That's the way they want it to be: truck-mounted goal posts. My advice? Don't chase those tail lights.

  • @mehmemeh5285

    @mehmemeh5285

    4 жыл бұрын

    @strontiumXnitrate what racist questions? And no one ever said it was her job to save anyone, you inept child.

  • @drawnsequence

    @drawnsequence

    4 жыл бұрын

    C'mon seriously. She's clearly saying she wants to be a straight white male. Who wouldn't be jealous of all this hair loss?

  • @caesthoffe

    @caesthoffe

    4 жыл бұрын

    how dare you say black women are weak!!1!! racist

  • @yodasber54
    @yodasber545 жыл бұрын

    This man is litteraly the Scout from TF2 if he did a line of memes everyday

  • @kindnesstemmie6625

    @kindnesstemmie6625

    5 жыл бұрын

    For christ sake he really is

  • @itshighmewn8174

    @itshighmewn8174

    5 жыл бұрын

    I can’t wait for Chris to dress up as Scout with a can of BONK in his hand and vibrate creepily as he crawls onto TYT and tells Cenk “Today ain’t your day, pancakes!”

  • @asilva5021

    @asilva5021

    5 жыл бұрын

    He drank a good ol bottle of memes

  • @johs7961

    @johs7961

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@itshighmewn8174 I would literally massacre a school to see this.

  • @bearman_1826

    @bearman_1826

    4 жыл бұрын

    Holy crap. Let's buy this man a cap , a bat, and a sawed off shotgun.

  • @NJOverclocked
    @NJOverclocked6 жыл бұрын

    Held a gun for 1 second *demonetized*

  • @EnRandomSten

    @EnRandomSten

    6 жыл бұрын

    it was a raygun that shoot bullets.

  • @Bacon8t0r

    @Bacon8t0r

    6 жыл бұрын

    Has common sense and care with said firearm. (Also being male) SJW firestorm

  • @omegatheasshole9356

    @omegatheasshole9356

    6 жыл бұрын

    held a gun for 1 milasec ban boi

  • @TheAsylumCat

    @TheAsylumCat

    6 жыл бұрын

    NJOverclocked that's why patreon is his life support.

  • @copocopocopocopo

    @copocopocopocopo

    6 жыл бұрын

    Like #600!

  • @MightySquishy69
    @MightySquishy696 жыл бұрын

    "Blow my mind and call me Lincoln." I'm gonna have to steal that.

  • @confusedwolf7157

    @confusedwolf7157

    6 жыл бұрын

    MightySquishy69 hi Lincoln

  • @darthvictor5824

    @darthvictor5824

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think it would better if you use JFK.

  • @zat1245

    @zat1245

    5 жыл бұрын

    darthvictor58 Why’s that?

  • @flywingcpy7121

    @flywingcpy7121

    5 жыл бұрын

    zat1245 JFK got blown by a bigger fact

  • @zat1245

    @zat1245

    5 жыл бұрын

    Flywingcpy How big was this fact and why was it blowing JFK.

  • @CrowAtNight
    @CrowAtNight4 жыл бұрын

    3:50 "How dare you call me strong, hardworking and independent. We're sick, weak and tired."

  • @Oyasumi05

    @Oyasumi05

    4 жыл бұрын

    To me it seems she's mad because people act like she's better only because she's black, it's like a backhanded compliment that completely dismisses struggles of them and other people

  • @misteraxeman2680

    @misteraxeman2680

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Oyasumi05 You're fucking braindead

  • @300IQPrower

    @300IQPrower

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@misteraxeman2680 i mean he outlined an actual issue that exists. Maybe it doesn’t apply to that specific instance but it’s not a brain dead statement ya brain dead twat.

  • @RokieYTGaming
    @RokieYTGaming6 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ somebody help that cat its been drinking for 13 minutes straight.

  • @markkeilys

    @markkeilys

    5 жыл бұрын

    he'll be fune i normaly drunk for a days at a time.

  • @ekimaulthar2044

    @ekimaulthar2044

    5 жыл бұрын

    I bet he's really gotta *PEE* by now...

  • @baronnolanvonstraya5743

    @baronnolanvonstraya5743

    5 жыл бұрын

    He is thirst

  • @kindnesstemmie6625

    @kindnesstemmie6625

    5 жыл бұрын

    You phrase that like it's a bad thing

  • @chillpolecat4768

    @chillpolecat4768

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ekimaulthar2044 I don't like how you said pee...

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming6 жыл бұрын

    1:09 You aren't getting that Ed, Edd, n' Eddy sound past me!!

  • @VampireJester

    @VampireJester

    6 жыл бұрын

    SUBALUWA! xD

  • @Th0rn3195

    @Th0rn3195

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wow

  • @candypg1

    @candypg1

    6 жыл бұрын

    TrueUnderDawgGaming now you’re no watch dog you’re a sound dog

  • @LtPulsar

    @LtPulsar

    6 жыл бұрын

    @The Vloggers You ain't nothin' but a sound-dog

  • @candypg1

    @candypg1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lt.David Pulsar YEAH SOUND DOG UNITE

  • @HRush-lu6fj
    @HRush-lu6fj6 жыл бұрын

    Time to crawl back to my cabin in the woods waiting for the next Chris Ray Gun video. See you guys in Autumn.

  • @dreamrealitysyndrome

    @dreamrealitysyndrome

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mind sharing some company? I too shall be waiting months on end for this Puerto Rican to upload another video. Hopefully it's before the new year

  • @stormblessed9618

    @stormblessed9618

    6 жыл бұрын

    Room for another?

  • @dude9553

    @dude9553

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think you mean next summer

  • @viscovolt

    @viscovolt

    6 жыл бұрын

    got room for one more

  • @peterroberts7832

    @peterroberts7832

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'll bring the lube and the dental dams

  • @cretinousswine8234
    @cretinousswine82346 жыл бұрын

    I feel bad for the dog they’re using as their profile pic. He doesn’t deserve that. He’s a good boy, yes he is. Who’s a good boy? He’s a good boy.

  • @somenerd2626

    @somenerd2626

    6 жыл бұрын

    I doubt he appreciates his photo being used without his permission. Dogs cant give concent.

  • @somenerd2626

    @somenerd2626

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oops i just assumed the dogs gender

  • @starkillerrxrafael2938

    @starkillerrxrafael2938

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@somenerd2626 "This but unironically." -PETA, probably

  • @jackbennett6902

    @jackbennett6902

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@starkillerrxrafael2938 whelp, there goes my sides.

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668

    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668

    5 жыл бұрын

    Misgendering watchdog: Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

  • @odst7973
    @odst79735 жыл бұрын

    My god that intro.... Was not expecting that...

  • @cymothoa.exigua

    @cymothoa.exigua

    5 жыл бұрын

    I thought I was watching an add

  • @FlikFlaxx
    @FlikFlaxx6 жыл бұрын

    This John Wick prequel is getting weird

  • @sirsmiteful6285

    @sirsmiteful6285

    5 жыл бұрын

    FlikFlax **when your comment is so savage that everyone just likes it and strolls**

  • @bigboyjimbo5468

    @bigboyjimbo5468

    5 жыл бұрын

    *when someone hurts your dog*

  • @sirsmiteful6285

    @sirsmiteful6285

    5 жыл бұрын

    BigBoyJimbo *and takes your car*

  • @lorenzo5814
    @lorenzo58146 жыл бұрын

    Glowing with aids™ merch when?

  • @BarelyDecentProduction

    @BarelyDecentProduction

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lorenzo preordered

  • @Squilfinator

    @Squilfinator

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I'm gonna need this

  • @tomasboffa9441

    @tomasboffa9441

    6 жыл бұрын

    this needs to be a thing

  • @willsingleton5168

    @willsingleton5168

    6 жыл бұрын

    I’d buy that.

  • @kevin99969

    @kevin99969

    6 жыл бұрын

    lol yeah I would pay 25 bucks for that 56 if it actual glows

  • @JodyBruchon
    @JodyBruchon6 жыл бұрын

    That's why I call it "Twatter." I also see that there was a sale on sugar glass.

  • @charlesdemers1197

    @charlesdemers1197

    5 жыл бұрын

    These comments are goldy gold

  • @simplychaff1875
    @simplychaff18756 жыл бұрын

    It’s the literal embodiment of those guys that enjoy smelling their own farts from the South Park San Francisco episode.

  • @lafe6183

    @lafe6183

    4 жыл бұрын

    You really fuckin love south park dude props to you 👍 gotta love it when the profile picture matches the comment lmao

  • @TheTyty2010
    @TheTyty20106 жыл бұрын

    I'm offended that a human is using this account and not a real dog, are u saying a real dog couldn't handle this account and spot racism..hmm

  • @confusedwolf7157

    @confusedwolf7157

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fotia Madness doggist. flag this awful man!

  • @putridmoldyman306

    @putridmoldyman306

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fotia Madness Its human washing

  • @space.gangsta1178

    @space.gangsta1178

    6 жыл бұрын

    They're stealing jobs from the dogs

  • @TheTyty2010

    @TheTyty2010

    6 жыл бұрын

    Space. Gangsta117 as a dogist I approve that we should ban humans from taking away dog’s freedom to choose to bark against racism

  • @joshpetkotrovic7320

    @joshpetkotrovic7320

    5 жыл бұрын

    Woof woof woof woof woof

  • @TheBanMan
    @TheBanMan6 жыл бұрын

    Scarlet Johansson can't play a transman, but Will from Will and Grace has been played by a straight man since the end of the 90s...

  • @georgebaynard4096

    @georgebaynard4096

    5 жыл бұрын

    The Ban Man & that’s still around but Roseanne gets canned

  • @roundabout468

    @roundabout468

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@georgebaynard4096 i mean. There's a reason for that.

  • @georgebaynard4096

    @georgebaynard4096

    5 жыл бұрын

    Roundabout I don’t, you don’t see the movie company making it cancel all production and then making a remake of the movie, no but Roseanne makes one off color tweet and her entire show gets canned and her character gets killed off you know the main title character! The central point & backbone to the show & will & grace got brought back for more seasons & Will’s actor is still playing a gay man no one is Fucking complaining

  • @dodojesus4529

    @dodojesus4529

    5 жыл бұрын

    Barney the womanizer from how I met your mother was played by a gay guy from the beginning

  • @a.mp.m7340

    @a.mp.m7340

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ohh thank you I was never really sure. I mean I was like is he, I don't think so....thank you.

  • @h3cch347
    @h3cch3476 жыл бұрын

    You are like Idubbbz post-depression.

  • @cementbox4430

    @cementbox4430

    5 жыл бұрын

    H3CCH3 I thought him in post-depression was just his lifeless corpse.

  • @user-np2xl4qk4w

    @user-np2xl4qk4w

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@cementbox4430 u okay?

  • @connerbearden6153

    @connerbearden6153

    5 жыл бұрын

    A mix of jontron and idubbz

  • @fat_cs_kingturtle9265

    @fat_cs_kingturtle9265

    4 жыл бұрын

    Post?

  • @rence234

    @rence234

    4 жыл бұрын

    Non simping idubbz

  • @thebahooplamaster
    @thebahooplamaster6 жыл бұрын

    I feel like I’ve regained some brain cells by watching this.

  • @dantebanducci235

    @dantebanducci235

    6 жыл бұрын

    thebahooplamaster That makes me worry about where you started at...

  • @daltonkellebrew2236

    @daltonkellebrew2236

    6 жыл бұрын

    Honestly... His videos make me feel a little hopeful that this world will recover some tiny bit.

  • @UltimateStarky
    @UltimateStarky6 жыл бұрын

    woof woof woof this is so exhausting can I have $5 a month to keep doing this

  • @carlthellama3435

    @carlthellama3435

    6 жыл бұрын

    2ShyShy Anita, is that you?

  • @dragonswampanimations5558
    @dragonswampanimations55585 жыл бұрын

    Killing the imagine dragons wouldn't solve the problem. The value of their music would just go up

  • @tomwilson4873

    @tomwilson4873

    4 жыл бұрын

    *triggered noises increase*

  • @j3tt436

    @j3tt436

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or we only remember that one song that people liked a few years ago and fuck the rest lol

  • @literallypuni4091
    @literallypuni40916 жыл бұрын

    Anita Sarkeesian: NOOOOOOO NO BLACK BUFFY REBOOT!" RascismDog: woof. Twitter: RETRACT YOUR WOOF!!!!!!!!!

  • @mrgumbyking
    @mrgumbyking6 жыл бұрын

    Finally.

  • @gavinking-smith1656

    @gavinking-smith1656

    6 жыл бұрын

    Was literally about to say that.

  • @calebfields9529

    @calebfields9529

    6 жыл бұрын

    Note to self refresh page before posting comments

  • @silversteinmma

    @silversteinmma

    6 жыл бұрын

    free Bunty

  • @austinabney4219

    @austinabney4219

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jerry The Imperial Knight agreed

  • @Thranotheoneandonly

    @Thranotheoneandonly

    6 жыл бұрын

    laci have him tied up in her dungeon?

  • @TwentySeventhLetter
    @TwentySeventhLetter6 жыл бұрын

    Chris, you're like a cancerous tumor (wait hold on it's a compliment); every time we think you've finally left you come back stronger than ever!

  • @Terenin

    @Terenin

    6 жыл бұрын

    You are a very strong implementation of cancer. Yep, totally a compliment :D

  • @motherfreya2840
    @motherfreya28405 жыл бұрын

    Tom Sweeney is my favorite Chris Ray Gun character.

  • @r.e.z9428
    @r.e.z94286 жыл бұрын

    Chris love your videos, I’m sure you were saying something really insightful, but I couldn’t stop watching that cat video in the back.

  • @confusedwolf7157

    @confusedwolf7157

    6 жыл бұрын

    R.E.Z oh oh the betrayal

  • @joemadden4160
    @joemadden41606 жыл бұрын

    Note to self; compliments are violence.

  • @catherineevelyn6540

    @catherineevelyn6540

    6 жыл бұрын

    I still have bruises from when my friend told me I looked nice in a dress.

  • @invictusprima4437

    @invictusprima4437

    6 жыл бұрын

    To millennial snowflakes who have been brainwashed into believing that everything anyone says or does is racist or sexist or targeted against there identity in some way they are

  • @greyrifterrellik5837
    @greyrifterrellik58376 жыл бұрын

    ... I'm gonna be honest, sometimes it is legitimately hard to tell whether everything is just an act for the lulz, or if you're *genuinely* insane. ._.

  • @Geoffreyvexer

    @Geoffreyvexer

    6 жыл бұрын

    It’s a hard knock life, for us. ITS A HARD KNOCK LIFE, FOR US. JUST KILL ME.

  • @masterofchaoticgames

    @masterofchaoticgames

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think its a bit of both 😂

  • @aaronvargas6004

    @aaronvargas6004

    6 жыл бұрын

    lulz with a "z" is how you know it's really funny, guys.

  • @DaybreakPT

    @DaybreakPT

    6 жыл бұрын

    Don’t worry, he’s a method actor.

  • @SuperSteelers79

    @SuperSteelers79

    6 жыл бұрын

    You should watch IDubbz then 😂

  • @TheMrNut
    @TheMrNut6 жыл бұрын

    I miss the tropic thunder age

  • @ToddKeck98

    @ToddKeck98

    5 жыл бұрын

    RDJ is a legend.

  • @greybayles7955

    @greybayles7955

    5 жыл бұрын

    "tasteful blackface" seems like an oxymoron but somehow RDJ pulled it off

  • @92brunod

    @92brunod

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@greybayles7955 why would it be an oxymoron? Blackface is only bad because the people who originally did it were racists and did it to mock black people. In my country white people paint themselves black and celebrate black culture alongside black people, so it was never racist to begin with. That's like saying anyone who wears a short mustache is racist because Hitler did it and he was racist. Intentions behind actions are more important than the action itself

  • @lindensalter6713

    @lindensalter6713

    4 жыл бұрын

    92brunod do you mind me asking what country you’re in? I’ve never heard of this and am really curious

  • @josephleocadio9228
    @josephleocadio92285 жыл бұрын

    "Why didn't they get a real trans-man to play a trans-man?" Isn't pretending to be someone/something that isn't you the whole point of acting?

  • @dhounut1660

    @dhounut1660

    4 жыл бұрын

    joseph leocadio yeah sure but it’s kinda like casting a white guy to play a black guy or visa versa it just isn’t that cool of a thing to do

  • @brotherjamesstrang

    @brotherjamesstrang

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dhounut1660 the trans race? U srs nigga?

  • @shaeisgae8952

    @shaeisgae8952

    4 жыл бұрын

    How dare they not cast an actual retard as Rainman.

  • @dhounut1660

    @dhounut1660

    4 жыл бұрын

    古田 順子 dood it was a comparison calm urself

  • @dhounut1660

    @dhounut1660

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jared Armstrong race and gender identity are different you can’t change ur race but if ur trans that’s also part of who u are and the whole changing genitalia thing being like changing ur skin color is just digging to deep into a pretty shallow comparison

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY.6 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Idubbbz, very cool.

  • @jmorales6539

    @jmorales6539

    6 жыл бұрын

    Justin Y. I SEE YOU IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO.

  • @vykarii5256

    @vykarii5256

    6 жыл бұрын

    Idubbbz the best

  • @megavidaeos

    @megavidaeos

    6 жыл бұрын

    Justin Y. Funny

  • @hydnk8866

    @hydnk8866

    6 жыл бұрын

    Niccccce

  • @dogman9223

    @dogman9223

    6 жыл бұрын

    Justin Y. Eedups

  • @PoisoningtheWellTV
    @PoisoningtheWellTV6 жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry we were focused on the cat drinking water in the background, but i'm sure you had a good point. You seemed very excited. We support this video.

  • @DrumRoody

    @DrumRoody

    6 жыл бұрын

    Poisoning the Well mlem mlem mlem

  • @salted6422

    @salted6422

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's one thirsty cat.

  • @joeldykman7591

    @joeldykman7591

    6 жыл бұрын

    I wasnt the only one

  • @obscurerefference7954

    @obscurerefference7954

    6 жыл бұрын

    Poisoning the Well it’s entertaining

  • @nurgle11

    @nurgle11

    6 жыл бұрын

    Stop watching Raygun and get on with Space Odyssey ya slackers :D

  • @mcskatcat4582
    @mcskatcat45826 жыл бұрын

    "Blow my mind and call me Lincoln" Chris, I love you and I'm stealing that.

  • @jameschild8432
    @jameschild84326 жыл бұрын

    Just change your profile name to DJ Ray Rico Daddy Slick from now on to eternity.

  • @lynnevega1976

    @lynnevega1976

    5 жыл бұрын

    Slicc*

  • @user-vr2ye4ev3y

    @user-vr2ye4ev3y

    4 жыл бұрын

    Child of Nazareth eh nice profile pic James

  • @flake452
    @flake4526 жыл бұрын

    Chris doesn't make videos too much anymore because Laci leaves him with too many black eyes.

  • @yaerootaegrewriowollio5232

    @yaerootaegrewriowollio5232

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh please someone needs to make that joke a meme

  • @flake452

    @flake452

    6 жыл бұрын

    The black eyes are not from her punching him rather her tits whacking him during sex.

  • @kaylethejudicator2368

    @kaylethejudicator2368

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nah, he is just exhausted from having his hips constantly powderized from the snu snu

  • @MamaMOB

    @MamaMOB

    6 жыл бұрын

    flake452 I would watch that porn. Just sayin.

  • @kennethleo4471

    @kennethleo4471

    6 жыл бұрын

    You heard what he said about hit tub sex. Clearly his relationship with Laci has had his sex life ascend to levels he never thought possible. Unfortunately Chris' frail Puerto Rican body can't keep up and is now starting to fail him.

  • @Deadpool3E
    @Deadpool3E6 жыл бұрын

    The word is "troglodyte". Trilobite is from Alien, yes, but it's named after an ancient group of Arthropods.

  • @user-gu7yo5yn9g

    @user-gu7yo5yn9g

    6 жыл бұрын

    Deadpool3E more like doglodyte

  • @cumdemon9895
    @cumdemon98954 жыл бұрын

    2:51 OH MY GOD I’M IN A VIDEO

  • @KicksPregnantWomen

    @KicksPregnantWomen

    4 жыл бұрын

    Congrats man

  • @dnzc3548

    @dnzc3548

    4 жыл бұрын

    congrats bro

  • @smokeyspy

    @smokeyspy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeet

  • @davidsurette4151
    @davidsurette4151 Жыл бұрын

    4 years later still think this video has the best gags 10:05 is just gold

  • @hannahsmith8462
    @hannahsmith84626 жыл бұрын

    I watched the cat a majority of the video!

  • @DevineInnovations

    @DevineInnovations

    6 жыл бұрын

    My eyes kept wondering to it

  • @phoenixwhiler943

    @phoenixwhiler943

    6 жыл бұрын

    Woof woof woof

  • @oddbottom6671

    @oddbottom6671

    6 жыл бұрын

    You have the same name as my mom before she married. We're from the same family.

  • @jacobrocque5483
    @jacobrocque54836 жыл бұрын

    That was like the beginning of a content cop, Idubbbz

  • @almightyrmb
    @almightyrmb5 жыл бұрын

    What gets me is most of the tweets it barks at aren’t even racist

  • @teiwi1640
    @teiwi16405 жыл бұрын

    8:26 Christopher 'Particle-beam weapon' screams at his own genitalia.

  • @thatguybrody4819

    @thatguybrody4819

    5 жыл бұрын

    i don't know why but this is hilarious.

  • @thebackofdoctormanhattanshead
    @thebackofdoctormanhattanshead6 жыл бұрын

    AAAAND HE'S BACK

  • @WhiteTurtlez

    @WhiteTurtlez

    6 жыл бұрын

    AAAAAAAND HE'S GONE

  • @bearpuns5910
    @bearpuns59106 жыл бұрын

    I prefer cats on account of their rotating wrists and nimble pelvises.

  • @pinkskie5536
    @pinkskie55366 жыл бұрын

    I have to say, I'm fond of the more skit-based humor you're employing. Solid shit.

  • @YukonHexsun
    @YukonHexsun6 жыл бұрын

    There's something wonderful and strange about this new world we live in where I can watch something, over and over again, for free, that I find more entertaining than most TV shows. TV shows that, mind you, took teams of people to create, potentially tens of thousands of dollars, and I watch people like Chris Ray Gun and The Bible Reloaded who do it solo from an apartment in California and some house in bum-fuck Michigan, respectively. Kinda makes me feel like a bastard for not being a patron, but then I remember I literally cannot survive on the income I have and rely on my family until I can get a degree. So uh, plz don't swallow a glass of cleaning fluid before I get a bachelor's Chris. Thx.

  • @May-scribbles
    @May-scribbles6 жыл бұрын

    That cat mleming in the background is the only thing i can focus on

  • @RennsReviews
    @RennsReviews6 жыл бұрын

    You really have some sort of obsession with cats wrist's don't you? Me personally, I like their necks

  • @jackdanielsinthelionsden1887

    @jackdanielsinthelionsden1887

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, There nice for squeezing

  • @aslanhoskin1592

    @aslanhoskin1592

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cat thraoghts are where its at

  • @randomicus4782

    @randomicus4782

    6 жыл бұрын

    pet all dem kitties

  • @sectoidsupreme3341

    @sectoidsupreme3341

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Hands make my dick rock hard!"

  • @Brawlingsilver

    @Brawlingsilver

    6 жыл бұрын

    I like their meat

  • @JudeFurr
    @JudeFurr4 жыл бұрын

    "Blow my mind and call me Lincoln" "Glowing with aiiiiiiiids" I love your casual remarks.

  • @BertzTriscut
    @BertzTriscut5 жыл бұрын

    I looked it up and a troglobite is actually a small ant-like arthropod that lives deep in dark caves.

  • @tvd-theremedy2515
    @tvd-theremedy25156 жыл бұрын

    “His two dads” WHAT A SHOCKER...

  • @lam2142

    @lam2142

    6 жыл бұрын

    *criminally underrated*

  • @MegaDeathRay10

    @MegaDeathRay10

    6 жыл бұрын

    Let’s hope the aids watchdog does not make a twitter account

  • @marinejcksn1

    @marinejcksn1

    6 жыл бұрын

    TVD- The Remedy Imagine my shock

  • @parkycod

    @parkycod

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm not homophobic but I hate how all the annoying, offended by everything gay people get the light and are the ones representing the LGBT community

  • @whenyoucoolasacucumber

    @whenyoucoolasacucumber

    6 жыл бұрын

    BetterThanJesus3 One of my favourite /pol smuggies

  • @beejereeno2
    @beejereeno26 жыл бұрын

    Just switch to a porn if someone walks in @ 1:17. Easier to explain than a grown man beating up a stuffed dog.

  • @samponsampon5712

    @samponsampon5712

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bobbi Jo Woods looks pretty normal to me

  • @adamhowe2423

    @adamhowe2423

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bobbi Jo Woods This is the eighth time I have seen this joke.

  • @fanenthusiast3802

    @fanenthusiast3802

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bobbi Jo Woods is it?

  • @treylee5896

    @treylee5896

    6 жыл бұрын

    Who says 'a porn'? Also, true.

  • @pietandersen6120

    @pietandersen6120

    6 жыл бұрын

    Quick, switch to 5:52

  • @thatmtgnerd
    @thatmtgnerd3 жыл бұрын

    10:17 is my genuine reaction to watching the news at this point

  • @pineapplestreet9792
    @pineapplestreet97926 жыл бұрын

    “Well blow my mind and call me Lincoln”

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell42816 жыл бұрын

    Dat Lavender Town music though...

  • @Mazaroth

    @Mazaroth

    6 жыл бұрын

    Richard Powell That's my bgm in this game called life.

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake52526 жыл бұрын

    At first honestly had no issue with the "racism watchdog" owners taking themselves too seriously. I figured maybe they wanted to deliver their opinion through vague humor, and just did a poor job. Then of course, naturally, half the tweets they feature aren't even racist, so go figure. I don't know what I expected.

  • @SteleCat

    @SteleCat

    6 жыл бұрын

    MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

  • @Skellbit1999
    @Skellbit19996 жыл бұрын

    I hate how fucking hilarious your vids are because they come out so infrequent. I actually laughed so much during this

  • @kevind6723
    @kevind67234 жыл бұрын

    The name racismdog owners makes it look like they’re the owner of a racist dog.

  • @SuperAtheist
    @SuperAtheist6 жыл бұрын

    What's going on? This isn't Philip DeFranco .

  • @Greendayfan666GD

    @Greendayfan666GD

    6 жыл бұрын

    lEt'S jUsT JuMp RiGhT iNtO iT

  • @patana256

    @patana256

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hello you beautiful bastards!

  • @ERrnesST
    @ERrnesST6 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe its not butter. *spreads vaseline on toast.

  • @BrandonBlume
    @BrandonBlume6 жыл бұрын

    I got off Twitter recently for an indefinite break. And I've never been happier. Sick and tired of seeing things in my friends that I don't like. I was perfectly happy interacting with them when I didn't know their politics in-depth. I'm sure the reverse is true.

  • @davidrgrech0
    @davidrgrech06 жыл бұрын

    5:52 I wonder why ScarJo is so marketable. Completely mystery

  • @qrangejuice8225
    @qrangejuice82256 жыл бұрын

    Chris' slow degradation into Rick Sanchez

  • @joshuaford9714

    @joshuaford9714

    6 жыл бұрын

    We all know he’s morty.

  • @ashaik6947
    @ashaik69476 жыл бұрын

    I wonder how many brain cells Chris has lost over the years

  • @SweenusSwinginHisDingus

    @SweenusSwinginHisDingus

    6 жыл бұрын

    Brown Gumshoe bold of you to assume he had any to begin with

  • @borderlands10

    @borderlands10

    6 жыл бұрын

    Considering he punted a stuffed dog and said "woof woof, jackass!" while slapping the everloving shit out of it; I'd say he lost 3/4 of his cells.

  • @ashaik6947

    @ashaik6947

    6 жыл бұрын

    yeebingeebin my bad, should known

  • @jooasalmi730

    @jooasalmi730

    6 жыл бұрын

    He had brain cell's?

  • @DriesduPreez
    @DriesduPreez4 жыл бұрын

    Watching this one again. This is one of your best ones. Whenever I introduce someone to your vids, I share this one.

  • @maxcohen4891
    @maxcohen48915 жыл бұрын

    Noone cared about blackface in Tropic Thunder because that movie is a diamond in the raw

  • @Legitpenguins99

    @Legitpenguins99

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nobody cared because it was done right

  • @GaryIV

    @GaryIV

    4 жыл бұрын

    The point of the use of blackface in that movie was to show how retarded it is to do blackface. Did you watch the movie?

  • @wangbot47
    @wangbot476 жыл бұрын

    You gave her the old hot tub ray gun, didn't you Chris

  • @disgruntledcashier503

    @disgruntledcashier503

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mark Samenfink probably Laci’s idea

  • @wangbot47

    @wangbot47

    6 жыл бұрын

    ohai

  • @BeforeTheNoose
    @BeforeTheNoose6 жыл бұрын

    "glowing with aids" LOL. Brilliant.

  • @mrunknown8335
    @mrunknown83355 жыл бұрын

    W-where did that blood come from? *WHAT DID YOU DO TO TOM?!*

  • @John-thinks
    @John-thinks6 жыл бұрын

    Chris, you are genuinely hilarious. I have laughed more watching this video than I have at all of the videos I have seen on youtube in the past 2 months. Please post more frequently.

  • @Duckman1616
    @Duckman16166 жыл бұрын

    I feel like twitter should warn you that anything you say is likely to be misconstrued in large part due to the character limit. I found that out the hard way when a very popular youtuber misunderstood my tweet and for over a week I got hundreds of notifications of people shit talking me for it. >.>

  • @anarsehole

    @anarsehole

    6 жыл бұрын

    Duckman1616 what’d you say?

  • @mrDeathtrooper
    @mrDeathtrooper6 жыл бұрын

    I swear chris and idubbez are in cahoots with each other

  • @CosmicKnightly

    @CosmicKnightly

    6 жыл бұрын

    mrFalloutFan95 they sound the same

  • @woodlefoof2

    @woodlefoof2

    6 жыл бұрын

    They aren’t in cahoots, they are the same person

  • @erictheboringone5292

    @erictheboringone5292

    6 жыл бұрын

    woodlefoof2 how dare you

  • @bluegolisano7768
    @bluegolisano77684 жыл бұрын

    10:10 Someone GIF that please. I need that for Discord.

  • @stumbling
    @stumbling5 жыл бұрын

    This is such high quality content I didn't even realize it was another episode of Rogan Relapse.

  • @TTTristan1
    @TTTristan16 жыл бұрын

    Watching the light from your window slowly creep up your microphone, extend to the top, and widen in girth was... very stimulating.

  • @vane909090
    @vane9090906 жыл бұрын

    Lmao I lost it at Spiderman.

  • @UriGerhard

    @UriGerhard

    6 жыл бұрын

    Adam B I like that the video ends at 13:37

  • @redsquirrel9961
    @redsquirrel99616 жыл бұрын

    These intros are the best, please put stuff out more often

  • @btwspace.802
    @btwspace.8024 жыл бұрын

    What if they needed the money to actually train a dog to read and respond to racist tweets so it was actually the “Racism watchdog” ? 🤔🤔🤔

  • @rexsilvermoon8609
    @rexsilvermoon86096 жыл бұрын

    the natural predator of the rascism watchdog is the troll

  • @rushed1612
    @rushed16126 жыл бұрын

    Twitter is an actual creepypasta

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin5 жыл бұрын

    Coming back to this video and totally forgot how stealable the clip at 10:18 is. Yoink.

  • @Juniorfunny24
    @Juniorfunny246 жыл бұрын

    the quality of this video is remarkable, chris. a real step up in production.

  • @lorenzo5814
    @lorenzo58146 жыл бұрын

    This upload helped me getting rid of my will to live, thank you

  • @wowza935

    @wowza935

    6 жыл бұрын

    Too bad it didn't help ur grammar.

  • @johs7961

    @johs7961

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oy Boyo He says while saying ur.

  • @mantequilla404

    @mantequilla404

    6 жыл бұрын

    *Grahammer

  • @ArchHippy
    @ArchHippy6 жыл бұрын

    I've seen scientists have intelligent conversations on Twitter. How do they do this? With links. To things that are not on Twitter.

  • @riverstyxarmory9782

    @riverstyxarmory9782

    6 жыл бұрын

    Brandon Roberts no, we exist. We are just silent, favoring thought over yelling at people for reasonable actions and exercises of rights.

  • @dragonswampanimations5558

    @dragonswampanimations5558

    6 жыл бұрын

    River Styx Armory I love how hubristic your statement is.

  • @dragonswampanimations5558

    @dragonswampanimations5558

    6 жыл бұрын

    River Styx Armory also, ur talking about how intellectuals on the internet exist but the reason why it seems as if they don't is because is because they are quiet and are little bitches or something like that. But I was lookin through the comments and u be responding to a lot of stupid comments. So its either your statement about those ppl being quiet is false, or you are not part of the group you were talking about

  • @dragonswampanimations5558

    @dragonswampanimations5558

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hate StupidThots I don't think they r saying that posting links mean u r an intellectual. I think he's saying that its a tactic intellectuals use to have smart and meaningful conversations + get around the 140 character limit.

  • @soulfliesfree381

    @soulfliesfree381

    6 жыл бұрын

    by posting links..............anyone can post a link. It doesn't make you intelligent.

  • @ZoroDChamp
    @ZoroDChamp5 жыл бұрын

    Dude I could have swore you had like double the subs.. well either way you should. Keep it up

  • @nanocowie
    @nanocowie6 жыл бұрын

    i dont think ive laughed at anything harder then the boom clap joke, top teir

  • @RoarTheRapper
    @RoarTheRapper6 жыл бұрын

    I have high-functioning autism, and sometimes I don't know when to take a compliment because I might not see the reasoning for why I'm being complimented (i.e. I don't think I did anything deserving of praise). But I've had to learn to just say "thanks!". XD

  • @Snardvark25
    @Snardvark256 жыл бұрын

    Oh shit.. get those eyebrows ready! We're in for some nonstop naturally beautiful motions!

  • @FrederickObando
    @FrederickObando6 жыл бұрын

    ... It feels like Chris Raygun is back! Nice one, brova!

  • @naderaboulhosn
    @naderaboulhosn6 жыл бұрын

    Sacred Symbols brought me here. Good stuff! Doing great on the podcast too.

  • @Lani-sc2oj
    @Lani-sc2oj6 жыл бұрын

    Reasons you are a good youtuber. The amount of effort you put into your work. Your Idubbbz esque style. Original Interesting Hilarious ... yknow what there is too much Ima stop it here

  • @Sun_Downer
    @Sun_Downer6 жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for the next one... 6 months from now

  • @tomsweeney2030

    @tomsweeney2030

    6 жыл бұрын

    Matt 24 Really!? He's gonna be uploading again that fast? Awesome

  • @saintsugoi
    @saintsugoi6 жыл бұрын

    Welcome back! I missed your quality content 💞

  • @strandedhellboy4749
    @strandedhellboy47495 жыл бұрын

    4:53 chris saying bararaded is my asmr

  • @johnatandelacuso4174
    @johnatandelacuso41746 жыл бұрын

    The delivery of that bottle breaking joke made me laugh like mad. Nice work my man

  • @DeoFayte
    @DeoFayte6 жыл бұрын

    Jokes on you Chris. Even on websites without a character limit 99.99% of conversations lack any depth at all because most people aren't capable of looking past a single sentence or word in a page long argument.

  • @peterroberts7832

    @peterroberts7832

    6 жыл бұрын

    Never Imagine Gay Guys Eating Rice

  • @TheTGOAC

    @TheTGOAC

    2 жыл бұрын

    "so what you're saying is..." The words of a fool everytime.

  • @trevorwoolson3860
    @trevorwoolson38606 жыл бұрын

    Chris, I just would like to thank you for not being garbage but being absolute meme cancer you legit make my day when you upload. I love how you can dance through politics and not split your own base or try and pick a fight with a side(like angry joe did AGAIN). Keep up the good sheeeeit dude

  • @BurnoutsAndBourbon
    @BurnoutsAndBourbon5 жыл бұрын

    This is the first video I’ve seen of yours; hopped over here from CLS and I gotta say, you’re frikin hilarious man. You earned a sub AND THE BELL... so you know shit just got real 👍🏻🤣

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